Could you beat Karen in a fight /a/?
Yes, I'm around 32 cm taller and 70 kg heavier.
>>143762127
I don't know what that is in america but you sound fat.
>>143762127
Araragi was taller than her and he got kicked through a highway
>>143762460
Karen is taller than Araragi by a inch or 2.
>>143762460
He's not taller
>>143762398
It's 12.6 in and 154 lbs in American
>>143762576
Araragi is a manlet
>>143760742
I think I can but I will just lose if it means I can fuck her
>>143762576
karen is a big girl
>>143763491
Nobody wants to fuck losers, not even 2d girls.
>>143763546
You mean she's not a dwarf, right?
>>143763558
Then I beat the crap out of her
>>143763603
big relative to everyone else
>>143760742
Probably not but I wouldn't mind getting pinned down by her.
>>143763706
reminder that karen kicked araragi through a highway
>>143762127
>213 cm
>~115kg
>browsing /a/
what the fuck are you doing?
>>143764113
Maybe some Chads have realized the wonders of 2D.
>>143764139
let's hope not, only wizards know the true power of 2D
>>143764113
I'm socially retarded.
>>143764075
I'd rather take a bath with tsukihi desu.
I would not win in a fight, and as punishment I would have to brush her teeth.
Why tomboys make for such likable characters?
>>143762127
>213 cm
>>143762127
jesus christ anon
>>143764113
>He's not /a/fit/
>>143760742
If I get to fuck her when I win? Then yes, I could beat her in a fight.
>>143767152
MITSUBOSHI GOKUSEI FUKU
S M A C K D O W N
R E G A L I A
karen is cute
>>143760742
Honestly, I'm not sure.
I'm a 1st dan black belt, which is a lower rank than her, but judging from >>143762576 I'm a full foot taller than her and probably 50lb heavier. But she's much more agile than I'll ever be, and she managed to kick through solid concrete. Don't know how much of that was Araragi's unreliable stylized narration though. It's something I'd actually want to find out.
>>143760742
why would i fight such a cutie
>1st dan black belt
>>143771234
she isnt cute fuck off
>>143762576
What the fuck,all of them are manlets except ara ara
>>143762576
>Meme
>179
fucker is 175 max if his hair and footwear aren't included.
>>143771399
They are teenagers.
>>143771399
they're asian
>>143771438
Theyre 16 or 18 which means theyre manlets.
>>143771450
Cant asians find nutrients in their rice?
>implying any faggot on /a/ could beat her
>>143762576
I never realized how tall Karen is in comparison to the rest of the cast. She's taller than all of the highschoolers. Pretty embarrassing for Arararagi
>>143772597
Post more Karen.
>>143772657
Alrighty.
Will she pin me down and rape me if I lose?
>>143772682
>>143772700
>>143772725
>>143772747
>>143772772
>>143772795
>>143772795
>>143772772
>>143772747
>>143772725
>>143772700
>>143772597
>>143772819
God damn, I've always been a Hanekawa fag, but damn, Karen makes my /fit/ sense tingle.
>>143772819
Ignore the sample file name.
>>143772852
I couldn't even beat my own genderbent version.
>>143772878
>>143764139
>>143764171r9k not welcome
karen is a qt
>>143773901
Everyone in monogatari is a qt desu.
>>143772905
>heels of the ground
This is some fucking disgusting shit now I'm fucking triggered as fuck.
>>143767152
>Johnu Cena-sama anime never
>>143774482
>It's time
>What?
>It's time for the you-know-what
>Yoosha
>It's time for JOHN CENA
>Powerup sequence parodying TTGL
One man can always dream.
>>143760742
Probably. I'm sort of alright at martial arts and she's about 20cm shorter than me.
>>143774064
Except snek.
She'scuter than anyone else.
>>143774592I agree, she's my waifu
>>143774606
I see youhave patrician taste as well.
>>143774626
I know butit's not my fault she's so damn adorable
>>143760742
Being the tomboy she is, I'd let her keep her pride and pin me down.
Then i'd flip her over and kiss her as she realized she's mine
>>143774671
>Flip her over
No you wouldn't. She's ridiculously strong and the only reason she ever let's Araragi tease her is because she already loves him.
>>143760742
But can she beat the cock?
>>143775252
don't fool yourself no one can beat the cock.
I'd totally let her win
>>143775271
Can't beat that cock, man
>>143760742
I would sit on her. And then shitpost on /a/ as she struggles underneath me until she wears herself out.
Then I'd drag her exhausted body into my room to completely defeat her with cock.
Maybe if I had more hand-to-hand training, but they stopped training us in that because people kept dying in bar brawls.
Oh well
>>143775224
I'm pretty sure I can still flip her over, grab her breasts and she'd probably bring her hands over her chest.
That's when you flip her
>>143775394
>needing training to be lethal in bar brawls
>what are stools
>what are mugs
>what is a counter
>>143775424
That's when you go at it with the intention to kill.
If you just want to beat someone up and then out of reflex punch him in the throat, well, that's kind of shit
Post the karen squat webm
>>143762576
Wait Areola-Kissass-Oreo Blade-Induced-Cardiac-Arrest is only 182? I though she was supposed to be like 2 meters tall.
>>143775454
Makes sense. Still, it seems better to train you and then encourage people to drink responsibly. Awareness of your surroundings is also an important part of self defense.
Not that anyone will ever pay attention...
>>143760742
If i can grab a hold of her, then maybe. She probably won't put up anymore of a fight then a cow's calf and i've been wrestling those for a few yearsbecause farm life sucks like that
>>143775280
This is the only correct answer. Anyone that thinks they can beat her anyway is delusional.
>>143775466
already been posted >>143772905
>>143762127
But can you run 42.5km on a whim?
