I AM THE GENIUS OF THE CRIMSON DEMON CLAN
MY MOTHER'S NAME IS YUIYUI
AND MY FATHER'S HYOIZABURO!!!!
I fapped too much to this bitch.
Yunyun>Megumin
>>143417012
This
>tfw you already have a waifu
I-Is polygamia really that bad idea?
>>143416769
>Tfw her parents are chuunibyous
>>143417147
Don't bully Megumin
>>143416769
Overrated meme girl. Aqua is where it's at.
>>143417147
Her whole family and every relative is a chuuni.
>>143417213
Aqua is the idiot's choice.
>>143417012
Excellent taste.
>>143416769
Kazuma needs to give her the dick already.
>mfw it will be Wiz Wednesday tomorrow and there's literally nothing NOTHING N-O-T-H-I-N-G Megumemesters can do about it
>>143417355
Approved by Kazuma
>>143417012
She's just newest girl. The appeal will wear off once she gets in a few more episodes.
>>143417012
Liking cow tits
>>143417979
>episodes
My opinion of her is based on the LN. Kazuma should swap that useless shit Megumin for her.
>>143416769
waga na wa SMUGUMIN
>>143418578
That's unfortunate. That means you just haveshittaste.
>>143417147
was it incest?
>>143416769
I'm gonna playthrough Baldur's Gate with a party of Konosubas. How should I make Megumin 100% explosion? I was thinking of having her as a sorcerer that only uses fireball and sunfire.
>>143417264
Damn, Megumin, eat a sandwich or two and get some Vitamin D.
>>143418818
Better play IW2/NWN as they have the empower spell metamagic. So you can dump points in stronger fireballs
>>143418818
>2 spells
She only knows 1 spell cocksucker. There's no point if she knows more than the 1. That's why she's so useless to begin with.
>>143418825
That would weaken her explosion. She needs to be useless in everything else so her explosion gets every last point she has.
>>143418862
>>143418847
So I need her to somehow only know fireball and only ever cast one per day but have it be insanely strong. Gotcha.
>>143418981
Pretty much.
>>143418601
>WA GA NA WA KAZUMIN
Fixed.
>>143418979
Her explosion is still shit compared to Wiz who isn't even specialized in such magic.
>>143419018
She's still a 13 year old loliko while Whiz is a several thousand year old undead archmage.
>>143419018
Wiz has a lot of experience causing explosions though.Of muh dick
>>143418818
Cheat megumin to have the single highest damage spell, and use only that.
>>143418818
The dnd magic system would not translate well to building Megumin
>>143419059
What has experience to do with what was show in the LN? You have to dump points to make spells stronger so unless Wiz spent decades dumping points in a useless (for a undead) spell it means Megumin is shit even at her favorite spell.
>>143419218
>unless Wiz spent decades dumping points in a useless (for a undead) spell
Considering she's thousands of years old and a spellcaster many, many levels above Megumin this isn't as unbelievable as you make out.
>>143419121
Why? You just empower/intensify/maximize/heighten/widen a spell with spell focus evocation and you are ready to cast.
>>143417264
Why does this damegami make me feel this wayMUH DIK
>>143418981
Use delayed blast fireball.
>>143419218
To me it seemed that the volume of explosion depends on mana used for the spell. Like how Megumin casted bigger explosion when she got transferred more mana that she normally has. Wiz has huge mana reserves.
>>143419323Because that is six feats, evocation is garbage, and you will do dick and all casting one of those a day and ignoring all your other spell slots, you might be able to do it with a psionics system since that uses power points but you still will be completely useless even attempting to focus into one spell.
Also, let's assume you put all that on a fireball.
Empower is +2 spell levels Maximize is +3 spell levels
You can not use Intensify because it is +7 levels. Widen spell just increases range which I guess is useful for a +1 bonus?
so we are looking at Widen, Empower, Maximized.
Means it will do 60+(10d6)/2 damage
Which is total fucking garbage.
Evocation is a garbage school
>>143417147
>tfw her entire race are chunnibyous
>>143419544
>Evocation is a garbage school
just like Megumin
>>143419449Even with empowered that is a garbage choice
20d6*1.5 for a level 9 spell is bad, this is also only at around level 20 you would even be able to do that. You could do it by level 15 with arch mage but, even then you would need level 17 to empower it, and reguardless it is still a bad option. At level 17 you will not do enough damage to one shot anything near your level with that. Also don't forget they get a save for half damage.
>>143419544
Not as garbage as Necromancy. Specializing necromancy in any dnd game is just handicapping yourself.
>>143419544
>you still will be completely useless even attempting to focus into one spell
Sounds like a proper Megumin build to me.
>>143419671Necromancy at least has save or die spells, and the ability to create minions. Also some utility, Evocation is literally do hp damage which is the worst option for spell casting in dnd.
Skull trap damage calculation would fit a Megumin build more as it isn't level capped. But it isn't a explosion so fuck that.
>>143419698
>But it isn't a explosion so fuck that.
Exactly.
Same problem with Incendiary Cloud
>>143418818
I think I found myself a new hobby, making anime real in video games
>>143419664I also forgot to add in here that your damage range would be 30-180 with an average of 105, with probably a dc 29, meanwhile you could just have a dc29 save or die/save or suck spell with any other caster.
>>143419544
>>143419664Just build your ownAAKUWIZAADOClass with its own spells if you really want to play as Megumin and add feats to those.
>>143419911Or play a system that allows for that kind of building by RAW, and don't try to shoehorn something into dnd that does not work within its mechanics.
>>143419729
It's surprisingly addictive. Try not to ruin your life.
>>143419891
Megumin being stupid and underpowered can be made up for by having Kazuma and Darkness pick up the slack.
Play HOOM 3 with Armageddon's blade and Magic well equipped and get rid of all your wisdom. Fucking nerds.
>>143419956Considering I doubt darkness has weapon or armor proficiency with how she functions, she will also be dead weight, and that would leave you with Kazuma to be the only one who is capable of combat.
Alternatively make a less shit anime team your goal to build.
>Everyone mocks Megumin for having a dumb name
>The Paladin is fucking called Darkness
>>143420038
Her real name isLalatina
>>143420038
Her name is Lalatina.
>>143420072
Which means she chose the name Darkness, which makes it even more stupid, because at least Megumin isn't the one who chose her own name.
>>143420019
>Alternatively make a less shit anime team your goal to build.
Actually, that would be a pretty well-balanced team. What would Ranta be though? Swashbuckler? Beserker? Fighter?
>>143420038
Who?
>Trying to play Megumin in anything but Dragons Dogma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0x5XIrbyuE
>>143419956
>Megumin can only cast fireballs
>Darkness is a paladin that has an 18 CHA, 18 CON but 8 STR and 8 DEX because she can't hit shit. Has to maximize taunt.
>Kazuma is a fairly competent rogue backstabbing bitches
>>143420095
>What would Ranta be though?If you are talking dnd probably a Barbarian, or a Warlock with weapon proficiency and perhaps some fighter multiclass to get into Eldrich Knight.
>>143420126
>Darkness is a paladin that has an 18 CHA, 18 CON but 8 STR and 8 DEX because she can't hit shit. Has to maximize taunt.
I had her pinned as roughly 18/25 STR but minimum DEX as you suggested.
>>143420095
Blackguard
>>143420211
STR sets your to hit, I would say average str, probably about a 12, 18 con, 8 dex, below average but not a total clutz, 16 Charisma, 8 wisdom (I don't see her getting spells she also doesn't tend to think things through), and 10 int.
No weapon or armor proficiency and wearing full plate, which would give her a net -10 to hit penalty
I would tell you all to go back to /tg/But I'm having just as much fun.
>>143420281
Fair enough. No point half-assing it. If I'm going to play with a party of those characters I may as well make them like those characters. Mediocre str Darkness it is.
This isn't going to be easy.
It's tempting to make Aqua insanely overpowered to make up for it...
>>143420038
Why does Megumin sound stupid anyway?
>>143417264
Why does Megumin look so disgusting while Aqua looks so great?
>>143420468
Remember, the Damegami has sub-human intelligence.
>>143420495
Crease in the paper.
>>143420495
Because Megumin is a grossly malnourished poorfag
>>143420508
>the Damegami has sub-human intelligence.
For fucks sake. There goes my last hope.
>>143420517
>blaming the paper for Megumin looking gross
Sasuga Megumemesters.
Of course there's always the official game as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8maZAZ_k8
>>143420508
>>143420533
She should definitely be a cleric or favored soul so int can be dumped.
>>143420482
Megumin is a childish nickname of Megumi.
>>143420550
>She should definitely be a cleric
Yeah, that's the plan.
Kazuma thief (has to dump lots of points in pickpocket), Aqua cleric (min INT), Darkness paladin (mid STR min DEX), Megumin sorcerer (fireballs only).
>>143419529
>Wiz has huge mana reserves.
indeed
huge and soft mana reserves
>>143417012
>mfw after first 10seconds of yunyun speaking i realized yunyun has the same voice actress as my waifu
>>143420083
she doesnt look south-american at all
>>143417012
Shit taste
>>143417264
I want those posters.
Also, they really love pushing that Schrodinger's pantsu on Aqua don't they?
>/a/ hated DanMachi
>/a/ loves Konosuba
Explain this.
Properly subbed OVA using BD video when?
>>143423153
? Apples and oranges anon.
I'm getting the idea that you didn't actually watch both.
>>143423153
>implying danmachi is equal to konosuba
lol
>>143423153
Konosuba focuses more on comedy and it's really good at that. It also has better characters. Without the comedy aspect it would probably be just as bad or almost as bad as DanMachi.
>>143423566
>lol
Don't forget to kill yourself, worthless poster.
>>143417264
Full poster when?
Megumin is LITERALLY the worst girl, prove me wrong
>>143423936
She's an Enma-Kun rip off.
>>143423936
I can't, in the name of all Megumin fans I accept defeat.
Vol 9 spoilers WHEN
>>143417264
Megumi is TOO flat and TOO pale.
r-right...?
>>143423823
>ask a worthless question
>gets a worthless answer
u mad
>>143424062
>TOO flat
You say that like it was a bad thing
>>143424062
The paleness is an issue with the scan. Just compare the color of the background on both sides.
>>143424245
Lina Inverse has bigger mosquito bites and is at least 12 times stronger than Megumeme.
>>143423153
>/a/ hated DanMachi
Some hated it. It was rather well received.
>>143424445
>rather well received.
Besides waifu Hestia nothing was well received in that trainwreck
>>143424062
>Megumi
Who?
>>143424486
The Minotaur fight.
>>143424599
Megumi-chan! Not flat! Not pale!
>my face MC confessed he moved Megumin in a position he could feel her DFC on his back
MC is our man
>>143417264
Why is Aqua such a dirty slut?
>>143425699
She doesn't know better
>>143425699
Mental retardation.
Darkness must have elf blood in her.
Find a flaw.
>>143426290
Talks the talk, but doesn't lewd the lewd
>>143426290
>used goods
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qAhLflEU61
>>143426430
god this is autistic
EXPLOSION IS A USELESS SPELL WITH ZERO UTILITY!That's why Kazuma should swap Megumeme for Yunyun.
>>143419612
Oh fuck
>>143426809
>Implying there is any mage more excellent than our Megumin
Someday you'll find a party too Yunyun
Why didn't the thief join them
>>143427233
Because she isgoddess Eris' physical avatar who only comes down to hunt stray Holy Relics and play around sometimes
>>143417012
>flavor of the month
>>143424062
Her flatness is perfect.
>>143424062
>too flat
>implying this is a valid combination of words in English
Let's get some l-l-l-l-l-l-lewd Megumin in here.
>>143426412
She just doesnt like to do lewd willingly. She is probably the lewdest by nature.
>>143428169
Why does she always wear that gauze on her leg?
>>143428849
Because she's a chuuni
>>143426290
>divorceness
>>143428169
i don't see their underwear strewn in the pile, so they must still be wearing it
>>143428970
Megumin went for the gold, look at her hand.
>>143428955
>You will never be this close to Megumin
>>143428970
They don't show panties, but it looks like she's not wearing any.
Quality Wiz
>>143428970
It's implied in the picture that I posted that Megumin isn't wearing any panties; you can also see YunYun's panties being held on to by Megumin in my previous post.
>>143420922
HOLY SHIT!
>>143429013
wow i must be blind
thanks anon
>>143428849
She wants to look like Rei.
>>143428955
Why does Kazuma look so terrified?
>>143428169
I have a huge desire to smell those pantsu
>>143426290
She is boobs. Boobs.
>>143429247
She's doing lewd things to him
>>143429065
>you will never be this close to Megumin in bed
>>143427290
>how to spot a secondary
But seriously anon, people have adored Yunyun for quite some time. Probably ever since the "I want to have Kazuma-san's children!" moment.
>>143423153
>Explain this.
because Konosuba is actually good
>>143426290
Ugly as fuck boobplate. If there's one thing that the anime got wrong, it's fucking boob plate.
>>143429872
Aqua knew what those were.
>>143430184
I just realized everyone has the same pupil just colored slightly differently.
>>143430238
>pupil
Iris.
Just like real life.
>>143424704
That fuggin Minotaur fight though
>>143430238
Is this your first anime?
[Boob Slapping Noises Intensify]
>>143420708
Do note that "below average" is not the same things as minimum possible INT. Just put 8 on INT and 18 on every other (as if the greater god who originally created Aqua's cheated ability scores had made a typo)
>>143430550
What do breasts sound like?
>>143419008
>WA GA NA WA KUZUMIN
Fixed.
>>143430631
watch the OVA
>>143430060
>"I want to have Kazuma-san's children!" moment.
Skipped in the anime ;_;
>>143423153
You want to fuck Bell in the ass.
You want to fuck a girl with Kazuma together.
>>143431049
It's at the end of vol 4.
>>143430823
That makes no sense though.
>>143426290
Negative accuracy and zero 100% chance to hit skills to make up for it.
>>143423153
> /a/ hated Gary Stu + tit monster: The infinite power unlockening
> /a/ loved Baby Sitting OP retards: The enscumming
>>143431234
To think that Darkness is the shittiest most useless character in every game but a god in Diablo 2.
>>143431073
>not spitroasting Bell WITH Kazuma
>>143431196
Kuzu is scum and what they call Kazuma often.
>>143423153
Just because shitposters don't find a way to shitpost on Konosuba threads, doesn't mean everyone likes it
>>143431341
Sorry I'm not a total weeb, like you nerd.
>>143431380
Anytime, friend.
>>143423153
DanMachi is better than Konosuba.
I want to fuck Bell-kun's tight boipucci.
I want to kill Kazuma desu.
Your thoughts on Megumin's latest upgrades?
>>143431475
Homosexual men like Danmachi.
Heterosexual men like Konosuba.
Alright.
>>143431557
Ain't nothing gay about Aiz Wallenstein.
>>143431620
Aiz was the only good thing about Danmachi
>>143431526Did she win the kyorobowl?
>>143431652
You mean the tiny fox girl.
>>143431620
>>143431658LNfags say "probably".
>>143431373
Ahahaha.
Oh boy, haven't been in this thread long did ya? The threads could be pretty shitty with both shitposter and the fanbase going full retard with the blogging, rolling, avatarfagging and roleplaying.
This fanbase is on the running together with Overlord and Yahari as ln-based show with the worst fanbase.
>>143431757
You've never been in an AoT thread, to only mention one example. These threads are quite bearable.
>>143431557
This desu senpai.
>>143419544
It's reasonable to assume your DM will agree to sacrifice all your spell slots for just one higher level spell slot. But we were speaking about a computer game, so eh.
Is Axis cult supposed to be a scientology spoof?
Or joke about some other cult?
I know a bunch of crazy cult shit used to go down in china, but havent heard much about japan, so i wasnt sure if the basis for axis cult was something contemperary and recognizable from japanese pop culture, or modeled after the world's most famous cult at the moment
>>143420546
Oh, did tachi from Hero and Daughter work on this?
>>143419544
Magical equipment can add metamagic feats to your spell for free. So cut down those spell tiers a bit.
>>143423153
Wait, are you implying DanMachi was a comedy? I thought I'm supposed to take that farce seriously, so I dropped it, but we all know everybody thought at the start Cross Ange isn't a parody either, so eh.
>>143431987
DanMachi is comically bad. Unfortunately that does not make it a comedy.
>>143431809
>ln-based show
But I agree with you. Sometime though, this thread could turn real shitty even without outside shitposters. I wish this fanbase could better self-moderate.
>>143431987
>>143432039
It's not really that, it's just dull. None of the characters are particularly compelling on their own, and their interactions were uninteresting.
>>143431887
Wehraboo.
>>143432102
From what I saw it's either offensively bad or a parody that fails to identify itself as a parody. At least it's not offensively bad at not identifying itself as a parody the way Hidan no Aria was.
>>143432074
Of you consider the discussion of the various ways to make Megumin eat an anal creampie low quality posting, then right, I have to admit it.
>>143419671
dude minnions are usually hugely broken... or completely useless
but still Baulders Gate one skele / wolf spam was just lol
>>143431887
Question: do you know of the Tokyo Subway Sarin attacks? Japan has a long history of crazy cults, don't worry.
>>143432172
>HnA
True. But the "I didn't get pregnant" scene was really funny, though.
>>143418818
I created the Konosubas in xcom. Megumin died when a car exploded. I lold and cried at the same time since she was the best soldier I had
>>143418601
WAGA NA WA SMEGUMIN
>>143432382
should've waited for her to become a psy ops, anon.
>>143432369
To be honest I only remember gg's subs of episode 9, nothing else.
>>143423153
Because /a/ is literally triggered by Kirito's voice. As Bell's character archtype has some minute similarities, they're unable to separate the association in their mind and thus instinctively hate him and search for faults while ignoring any redeeming qualities.
Kazama on the other hand is not stronger than others that are similar to him, he's not a super strong snowflake. And instead of becoming stronger and gaining main character momentum, he's being held back by his shit-tier party and literally stupid, wine wasting, cock blocking, luck reducing, supreme cunt Aqua.
>>143432567
>stupid, wine wasting, cock blocking, luck reducing, supreme cunt Aqua.
REPORTED TO THE AXIS CULT!
>>143418601
WAGAHAI WA SMUGUMIN DE ARU.
Step up your wakamoto son.
>>143432567
I never watched SAO. Danmachi was too predictable and nothing seemed fleshed out. They went into the backpack girl's past a little, but everything still seemed so shallow. Still, I liked her and the flashbacks with Bell's grandpa. Bell's power of getting stronger all the time and having girls after him I could deal with at first, but the last few episodes were hard to watch. I'm not interested in how the world works at all, it's like the vaguest way you could do "we're in a fantasy video game."
>>143432896
You want a real kicker? Bell's grandfather isZeusHe's a Sue in every aspect.
>>143432965
That was obvious by the end. The only way he's not a Sue is that all the guys were jealous of him.
http://blog.yuncomics.com/archives/1714373
>>143424062
There is no such thing as "too flat"
>>143433018
The literal capstone of being a perfect 100% sue is having a downside that isn't really a downside.
>>143433087
I wish Komekko would bite me like that.
>>143433087
>Attention : Please, Turn off Ad extensions.
>>143435065
Fuck those corean dog eaters.
>>143426207
your meme is terrible and you should feel terrible.
Sue's are perfect from the get-go. You can't start off as an utter weakling and work your way up while being a Sue. Sad they skipped half of Bell's fights though, those menial fights were important to his character progression.
>>143436269
Lets not ruin her only good feature.
>implying megumin isn't a huge slut who purposely uses all of her energy in one attack because she wants to get raped by her enemies
>>143436975
She a pure maiden that only wants to be piggybacked by Kazuma
>>143436315
It's yours, my friend!
>>143416769
tiny tomboyish chuunibyou mage that gets off casting explosion magic and double calls your name enthusiastically. Yes I can fap to this.
>>143436975
Darkness, pls, you're projecting
>>143436269
Gyaru version when?
>>143437329
>KAZUMA KAZUMA
>>143437605
>be Kazuma
>this slut is all up in your shit
what do?
>>143437965
Give her the dick.
>>143437965
Fuck the shit out of her.
>>143437965
Confess, kiss, marry
>>143426290
Literally yellow Saber.
>>143437965
Confess.
Best girls are the succubus.
>>143420851
I can't believe my zombie's this cute!
>>143424486
The Hestia ribbon "buzz" is why everyone started to hate the show. There's also the heavy relying on rpg game mechanic for the lore who didn't help.
>>143437965
be thankful that I seem to be living my life correctly
I noticed they glossed over alot of shit and just cram new characters in episodes at random
How much shit are they skipping from the LN?
>>143437605
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
>>143438238
If you're talking about Yunyun, the OVA isn't her proper introduction, her proper introduction is in the very first arc that the 2nd season will adapt.
How many dicks do I have to suck for the 2nd season to be 2 cour?
>>143438238
They skipped Wiz and those dudes who show Kazuma the slut cafe (which I'm kind of angry about, Kazuma does a party switch and shows he's actually pretty crafty when he's supported by a proper party).
>>143426290
I see nothing wrong here
>>143424445
The afterglow of fapping is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately a good fap doesn't make a good show.
>>143438647
>slut cafe
They are pure, I asked them to be.
>>143437965
Proceed to dump her in favor of Yunyun
>>143439332
QUALITY
>>143439332
SAGGY
>>143437965
Hai hai, Kazuma desu
>>143440127
I am kazuma
>My name is Kazumin! Wielder of the Sacred Sword Chuchunbara!
would you some Aquapits?
>>143440947
Sorry but no
>>143439332
>>143439332
The QUALITY just made it better for me honestly.
Would Megumin finally recognise YunYun as her rival if YunYun won the Kazumabowl?
>>143441691
Yunyun was born to be bullied
>>143441691
>YunYun
No.
>>143441691
> Kazumabowl
> Winning
Please stop this meme. Kazuma is not a prize. Kazuma can't even be given away for free.
>>143440947
>they always smell like absolutely nothing
I don't see the purpose.
>you will never bantz a party to death with kazuma
>>143440263
Isn't it Chunchunmaru?
>>143416769
Aqua is the best.
What the fuck's a Yunyun and a Hyoizaburo supposed to be?
>>143432382
There was an explosion anon, she died smiling.
>>143444002
Yuiyui is her mother. Yunyun is her self-proclaimed rival.
Is there a better duo than Aqua and Kazuma?
>>143444178
No. They're perfect together.
>>143417067
I know that feel bro.
Which konosuba needs more lewd art?
Megumin is a shit. When will you retards realize that? But at least she's better than Miuna.
Aqua is best. She will always be the best. Praise your Goddess Aqua, /a/.
>>143444451
Get off of /a/, Aqua
>>143444451
Shit taste.
>>143444451
There is a tiny piece of paper next to me wroth praising more than Aqua
>>143444451
Your opinion is false
>>143444451
I only praise Darkness, ya fag.
>>143444399
Kazuma, duh.
>>143444399
Gram
>>143444477
>>143444505
>>143444534
>>143444541
>>143444562
Respect her more, you fuckface! Exalt her more! Why does it have to be you retards from Eris' cult who had to do all the shitposting here on /a/? Clearly you don't see the true marvel of being under the Axis sect.
Aqua is THE perfect goddess. Show your respect, you bunch of maggots.
>>143444623
How's life without Gram, NERD?
>>143444451
Megumin is my goddess.
Truly Kazuma's luck is true for he got to party with such a beautiful and talented Arch Priest from the prestigious Axis sect.
To be around such a beauty every day is a true bout of good fortune.
True facts about Aqua:
1) Beauty beyond nature
2) Dainty, well mannered, intelligent
3) Most powerful
4) Smrat
What a lovely woman, I wish I could join HER party.
>>143444724
>Smrat
Right
>>143444399
Chomsuke
>>143444724
>4) Smrat
Sasuga Axistards
>>143444724
>Smrat
You nailed it.
>>143444758
Why is Eris so qt, bros?
I always burn incense and paper money to worship our Lord and Savior Aqua.
Joining Eris's sect is like having Islam as a religion. I'd rather worship Aqua.
>>143445064
>picking scientology over islam
>>143445064
I'd slam Eris all day
>>143444451
I wonder who is behind this post
>>143445119
There is literally nothing wrong with scientology as long as you worship Aqua.
Fun Fact: Axis sect has 30% more powerful adventurers than any other sect.
>>143444875
Because she's the heroine you silly goose~
>Aqua's domain is a safe country with high living standards
>Eris's domain is fantasy Australia with a demon lord and a mortality rate so high that they have to reincarnate the dead from other worlds
Are there people that actually think Eris is a capable goddess?
>>143445256
>Are there people that actually think Eris is a capable goddess?
Succubus shop
Eris did good.
>>143445256
Aqua's the one that fucked up Eris' domain, fucktard
Would you join Aqua's party?
>>143445454
Only if it means that I can get a chance with Megumin as a result.
truly
>>143445454
Sure.
Would not be the worst party to be part of. At least no one died yet.
http://exhentai.org/g/943469/35edebc70c/
>>143445491
>ends up with falling for the loli anyways
A true man of refined taste
>>143445644
>>143445644
He should have grabbed her ass while carrying her. He must really like breasts, even small ones.
>>143444178
They're both selfish idiots who act more like squabbling siblings than anything else. They've got great chemistry as characters and play off the other fairly well.
So probably? But they're fairly high up there.
>>143444178
lalatina x landlord's son
>>143437584
>>143426290
Asymmetrical armor.
>>143446382
There's nothing wrong with asymmetry.
>>143446382
>feather shoulder didn't clank
I thought it was metal until now. DEEN, a little better colouring please.
>>143426290
Her LN design is better and she should have been voiced by Saber's VA for that joke.
Not enough of best Wizard. Megumin a shit!
>>143446615
Wiz job changed. She's a shopkeep now.
>>143446381
DELETE THIS
>>143446701
>Wiz specced into Merchant as properly as Darkness specced into Crusader
>>143431475
>Bell gets blacked
He should've just said "fuck Aiz" and had a brown threesome
>>143446720
She just back from a night on the town with Kazuma.
>>143446791
Stop
You can still go back, you can still save yourself. There is still hope in you, please just go back, don't do this!!!!!
>>143444724
That doesn't look at all like Aqua.
Who is it, anyway?
>>143446905
Megumin, our party is kinda low on funds. Aqua keeps gambling it all away...
Megumin... can you help earn some eris for your Kazuma. Just a little extra help.
All you have to do is spend some time with Keith and Dust. They're a little lonely.
>>143446957
No thanks.
>>143446701
Yeah she may be a Shopkeep now, but she's still has a better explosion than Megumin
>>143447543
>terrified of some guy feeling her flat boobs in his back
>falls in love with him anyway
What's her fucking problem?
>>143447624
But technically Megumin is still Axel's number one wizard.
>>143447657She's only pretending to dislike it.
Why even live? Wiz will never ask to suck it out of you.
>>143447969
>in Hocchan's voiceThen you realize too late that she, like Hocchan, survives by feeding on the life force of those younger than her.
>>143448016
Plz no remind me.. Wiz and Aqua are becoming the best of friends.
>>143448100
they seem like the odd couple
>>143448100
Aqua is only looking for an opening to purge lichi when Kazuma isn't looking.
>>143448159
But arnt we friends Aqua-sama?
>>143448217
just saiyan Aqua is willfull and a bully whereas Wiz is meek and fearful, so it's like the Odd Couple.
Arue is better.
>>143423153
/a/ is hipsters and hates anything that gets popular, wether or not its good.
i.e. The multiple constant Re:Zero threads on why Re:Zero is trash
>>143441691
>YunYun won the Kazumabowl?
>Yunyun winning anything
yeah, I think this is about as likely as Yunyun suddenly becoming cool or popular.
>>143448249
I'm pretty sure Wiz can be downright terrifying if she chooses to be. I mean she's one of the Demon Kings Generals who guards over the gates. The Demon King must of saw something in her.
>>143448100
>Hey faggots. My name is Aqua and I hate every single one of you.
>>143448343
This
Yunyun is for bully and only bully
>>143448364
IIRC one of the LNfags said it was just a punishment for her. She never wanted to be a Lich or serve the demon king.
>>143448401
So then I wonder what she was like before she was a Lich.
>>143448401She willingly Lichified herself to become one of the Demon King's generals in exchange for sparing the life of her party members.
>>143448458
basically the same. She's a powerful Wizard, like Gandalf powerful, but very very moe
>>143448478
thanks for clearing that up
>>143448478 Thank you Sir.
>>143448495 So then maybe the Demon King couldn't suppress Wiz until her party was in danger.
Just had a great idea
>Make a Megumin build in dks3
>Start as pyromancer
>Get Profaned Flame
>PvP invade people
>Cast spell once
>Lay down on ground
>Hopefully get a laugh or two out of some one
>>143448587
Prepare for opponents slaughtering you for muh covenants and not bothering to play along.
Pvp in souls is the most no fun allowed
>>143439332
Those last episodes they were really big in QUALITY, they were running out of budget I guess, but ep 8. remains my favorite.
>>143448660
Honestly, I don't have a favorite episode. I love them all equally. It's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Fantasy Anime and I just fucking love it to bits.
>>143448660
I guess the QUALITY was worth it for all those nice rune circles in the last EP, but god damn was the Destroyer ugly as fuck CG.
What color would Wiz Pantsu be? I mean We all know Verd was always trying to get a glimpse.
>>143419671
>not being a necromancer in NWN
>stacking int like a motherfucker (all bonuses stack)
>finger of death goes in every field
>fort or die against DC59
>>143448768
>trying
Our boy Verdia got a peek at them and took the secret to his grave.
>>143448852
>to his grave.
>>143448852
Dammit VERDIA..
>>143448867
>2ch and nip twitter asking who the real villains of this show were after that episode
Finding out that everything Darkness said was absolutely true later was great.
>>143448458
>>143448401
Still pretty hot all things considered, eternally 20 indeed.
>>143448343
Megumin is a nice little girl
>reinstall diablo 2 lod
>make a sorceress class
>name it Megumin
>concentrate on fire skill mastery to learn meteor
>tfw can't even kill duriel
>delete character file
Explosion is a shit spell anyway
>>143448905
That was a fantastic episode.
>>143448768
Has Wiz appeared in any posters? You got some of the other girls in swimsuits. Even Yunyun and Eris got one.
>>143448852
He didn't seem the kind.
>>143448932
I think something like this is going along with the Blu-ray
>>143448932
Wiz is criminally unpopular
>>143448962
STRIKE
TOTAL STRIKE
>>143449069
And he refuses all Darkness said, hrm.
>>143449019
Well, at least it's something. That Megumin looks nice.
>>143449031
Yeah, but Yunyun hadn't even been animated yet.
>>143417355
Liches dont have sexual desires
>>143422587
THIS
>>143448458
>>143448909
A hot blooded adventurer Wiz sounds like a perfect backstory for a spinoff.
I can't wait for the Vanir spinoff to be fully translated, I'm curios about the relationship between her and that ghost on the mansion.
>>143422587
I can't believe it took me this long to get it.
I'll just leave this here.
>>143448722
I like Aqua moments. Don't care much for the rest.
>>143423153
who cares /a/ can eat a bag of dicks.
Go here, and ask for wiz type. Enjoy for the rest of my life.
>this scene
truly an excellent OVA
>>143449898
Wiz is portrayed as the best for being so close to Kazuma. Wiz is the best!
>>143449898
>>143449943
I think it's more like Wiz is the only genuinely nice person pictured there.
>>143449828
I just want the white haired succubus. She's a cute
>>143450057
Yunyun is a nice girl. Don't go spreading rumors.
>>143450103
Yunyun pleases scummy men for their pleasure.
>>143449828
>>143450084
I want to fuck the white succubus as well, would they be ok if it is actual fucking and not just a dream?
>>143450057
>>143450103
>nice
>both are accomplices to cold-blooded murder
>>143450188
It would be nice if they were okay with it
>>143450197
She doesn't care. Wiz is dead inside, and out.
>>143450328
If she's dead inside why does she blush so much?
>>143450300
she is literally white hair Megumin, with succubus parts.
She is perfect
>>143450364
My dude
>>143423153
>danmachi
-unfunny typical rpg-like fantasy world
-dull uninteresting setting
-gary stu special snowflake MC
-every single character with ovaries in the show loves him
-is a kissless 14 virgin who is terrified of naked women or even touching women.
-dull characters with cute character designs, enough to keep you entertained if you like looking at boobs and clevage and you don't really care about anything else.
-sold 6k first volume first month, basically forgotten once season ended
>Konosuba
-generic transported fantasy world plot setting, played for laughs
-honestly funny/fun show
-plays with boring tropes of the genre
-mc not a special snowflake beta-kun self insert
-only a handful of girls even would give MC the time of day
-MC spends half his life in a sucubus brothal
-hilarious cast of characters, situations and plot
-sold 16k first volume first month, AOTS (or in the discussion), always a konosuba thread on /a/ since it ended
Granted we are talking about different shows in different genres, with little in common, but when you look at the problems with danmachi (dull plot, gary stu beta fagot mc, dull characters, hot character designs) it becomes pretty obvious why danmachi sorta fizzled (you can always find more anime with cute girls) and the other didn't.
>>143450300
>>143450084
>>143450188
I'm sure they wouldn't mind, remember, they have to take a little bit of Stamina from you, but then again if you give it to them directly they'll love you long time.
>>143450188
Succubi are supposed to do that in the first place. It depends on the author.
>>143450188
>wanting to mate with a succubus
RIP anon, you gon' die if you get to follow through with your plan.
>>143450514
Anon here again. There are worse ways to go.
>>143450461
I'm sure he meant asking for just straight up sexing the succubus without them giving a dream to cover it up.
>>143450188
well they are technically making you cum, be it by hand, mouth or snatch the author never specifies. the whole "stamina/vitality" comment is about taking the white stuff.
Why did they make the succubus better than the main girl
>>143450457
>Gave the succubus tits
no
>>143450578
The main girls are shit. That's the joke. Kazuma's party's dysfunctional and however scummy is Kazuma, everyone else in his party is worse.
>>143450709
But anon she's always had tits.
This image needs to be fixed.
>>143450757
He meant cowtits. She has like B's, the other image was like a D or an E.
>>143450805
This, she is not flat but she is in the small breast side.
>>143450791
With a pregnancy test?
>>143450757
Those are Bs or maybe Cs. Other is massive cowtits
>>143450188
Sir, they are professional. Please keep your hand to yourself.
>>143448364
She gets pretty pissed of when she finds out what the slime general did and when Kazuma asked about her age
I'm somewhat new here, but I'm getting the impression that I am not allowed to enjoy Konosuba, Grimgar, Danmachi, and Overlord, and pretty much have to pick one.
>>143451050
Enjoy them all you want, just don't try to pass them off as the pinnacle of anime.
>>143451050
You're not quite right, you're not allowed to enjoy any of them. Keep lurking.
>>143450791
>>143450823
>>143451341
>holding it by the part you piss on
Yunyun....
>>143451341
nice anon
WHEN'S VOLUME 8I'm about to start on Megumin's Volume 3 and I'm bursting with anticipation
>>143451397
Volume 8's already translated. We're waiting on volume 9 now.
>>143451397
Do you mean 9?
>>143451090
Konosuba is the pinnacle of comedy anime not written by Kumeta.
>>143451502
9 came out with the OVA right? Did anyone read it yet? All I know is that after Megumin asks Kazuma to her room they get interrupted by Aqua again.
>>143451050
You're allowed to enjoy them, just get used to people saying how you're objectively wrong in enjoying them.
Which would then be followed by you writing a well written response explaining why you may enjoy them regardless of their flaws. Then you will be replied to will a buzzword showcasing that the other anon never bothered to watch the series in the first place (expect SAO clone, poor man's Log Horizon, etc.). Then you will most likely make a snarky remark pointing out said usage of stock phrases, which would then be followed by further circle jerking about how shit your taste is.
Basically, the lesson here is like whatever the fuck you want, and just ignore the people who give you the impression that you shouldn't like what you like.
>>143451579
The chink site hasn't uploaded anything yet, so unfortunately I can't give any details myself. Which also means that we're unlikely to get the first chapter of volume 9 today, unless the fanfic guys suddenly learned how to translate directly from Japanese.
The fuck is this? Yunyun sounds like shit, the other VA was well casted, but Yunyun is terrible.
>>143451733
Suits her well for being shit.
>>143451741
Must be hard to be that savage
>>143451795
>>143451824
those boobs slaps made me quite hard
>>143451341
Hmph.
>>143430238
Look closer, anon. Closer. No, even closer. If your noses aren't touching, you aren't close enough.
>>143431557
I can agree with this, but I'll visit Danmachi once in a while for them titties.
Just finished watching the OVA, shit Kazuma is creepy as fuck this episode. However, he is still somewhat endearing. Pretty weird considering I really hate creepy mofo like Rudi.
>>143452089
It's because he'sthe protagonist
>>143452089
well at lease he got his desserts
called death
>>143452151
>Getting to meet Eris
Even death isn't so bad for him.
>>143452235
Megumin would fucking never, you faggot. She is not for lewd.
>read KonoSuba doujin
>Kazuma cums inside Aqua
>it turns into water
>implying you wouldn't cum on her, then tease her about being too good at making people explode.
>>143452276
>she still gets pregnant
>>143452276
>that one where he scolds her for being mind broken in the second panel already
>>143452276
Alright that's pretty good
>>143444451
This person is correct. Miuna is the ugliest girl in the whole world. Just look at her.
>>143451341
What's that? Is her hand the thing that's pregnant?
>>143452303
Their kid will bring ruin to the world.
>>143452403
Who the fuck is Miuna?
>>143452436
Dumb ass put it upside down since he doesn't know women wee on the exposed end.
I can't remember if they ever explained it explicitly.
How exactly does the Adventurer class work? I know that they have the ability to learn any skill from any class at the cost of having to spend more, but how much more exactly?
At one point I was convinced that they'll cost twice as much for him, but didn't he learn some basic skills for 1 point each? (Steal, Detect Enemy, Hide Presence)
I also vaguely remember that Basic Magic costed 1, is that right? (With Intermediate 20, Advanced 30, Blast 30, Detonation 40, Explosion 50)
>>143452461
Who is new?
>>143452461
The meme two memes before Megumeme.
>>143452471
Faithfull to the joke, new friend.
>>143428849Tell me about megumin, why does she wear the gauze?
>>143452523
It hasn't gone into that much detail. It could be that basic skills always cost 1, and it has been shown that people deem beginner magic to be useless in combat.
>>143452682
Actually, she just wear it for the looks
>>143448340
but Re:zero is bad anon
>>143419544
>not playing tabletop like a true member of the eternal virgin masterrace
Why are all the tits so saggy in this show. Its killing my boner
>>143452869
did you tried being gay?
>>143452523
I think it's like this, the Adventurer class has to learn a skill at a percentage rate penalty to the native class.
For an Archwizard
Basic Magic = 1
Intermediate = 20
Advanced = 30
Explosion = 50
For an Adventurer
Basic Magic 1+(50%) 1.5 rounded down to 1
Intermediate 20 + (50%) = 30
Advanced = 30 + (50%) = 45
Explosion = 50 + (50%) = 75
So cheap skills are still cheap, but if he wanted to learn something like Explosion it would take him longer to get the required points. He also requires someone to teach him the abilities, they aren't inherent to his class.
Or maybe the skill points always cost the same but the adventurer class has such shitty stat gains that it's why not many people choose it - because it's the Kimahri of classes. Kazuma is the weakest member of his party after all, and not just because he's the lowest level. He has less stamina and strength than the wizard of his party.
>>143452903
No, I just like perk and firmness is my anime boobs
I want tofeedKomekko!
>>143448660
The episodes with verida were my favorite because they were basically shitposting "irl"
>>143452903
Actually, liking big saggy tits is gay.
>>143448660
Episode 8 had a slow start with the botched Wiz introduction but the mansion was almost OVA tier greatness.
>>143453087
Her proper introduction may have been skipped over but the Wiz bullying was handled fine.
>>143453087
That's because Megumin wasn't wearing a panty when she was running away with Kazuma from the dolls
>turn on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>open this image >>143451824
beautiful.
>>143453575
Darkness is a fine woman.
>>143453575
Pls, Darkness
this isn't your blog.
this fucking guy
I don't what it is. But goddamn his VA fits so much
>>143416986
This
>>143449898
reminds me of a painting and also reminded me of my lost sides
>>143454260
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=824085
>>143426430
>ARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>143432599
Seig Heil
Megumin is pretty cute.
>>143432382
>she was the best soldier I had
I refuse to believe this because using one rocket per map is a massive handicap and if you used any more than that it isn't Megumin.
>>143454173
>>143454641
>As expected we ended up having sex soon enough, she was shy as fuck the first time and was a virgin, I was really surprised and she was really tense, probably thinking too much about the whole thing. Sex as expected was bad, too bad the first times, so bad I had to fake my orgarsm to not hurt her feelings or make her feel worse.
>Like making her cum was easy once she stopped being so shy and allowed me to use oral sex, my hands, etc. But she felt bad if she came during sex but I didn't, so most of the time I made her came and then I faked my side.
>let me be clear on this the sex was still bad because teaching sex to a shy person, to a young person, to a person that despite being chunni gets freaked out by new sensations and positions, is really hard and frustrating.
are you me?
my ex-chuuni was really bad at sex but cummed so hard that she entered into hibernation for several hours
she went literally ded, i could freely grope her tits and put a finger in whatever hole I wanted without a complain, not even waking her up
we had same taste in animu, music and books so the relationship was good despite bad sex
/blog
>blog
>roleplaying
As expected of generalcancer!
>>143455087
still better than monster girls general
See you guys next thread. This one is almost in the bin already.
Koumazoku when
>>143448340
This was the most popular anime of it's season reddit
>>143426290
No 6-pack.
>>143457119
Does she not have her 6-pack in the anime? Why would they do that?
>>143456138
Post the translated version.
>>143457410
Too lazy or no time.
>>143432567
Kazuma isn't being heldback by his party. His party is actually what enables him to do the shit he does. Hell, every one of Aqua's dumb mistakes is more beneficial in the long run.
Megumin a shit. Aqua a best.
>>143426430
ohohohoho, pretty good, in an autistic way.
>>143452869
that's what tits look like in a world without bras
>>143424486
It wasn't a trainwreck