You wouldn't a loli would you?
>>143415882
What do loli chips taste like?
>"onii-chan"
>grub
dropped
I would, but a loli wouldn't me.
>>143415882
>loli chips
>>143416006
Never give up, Anon.
I would, here's a picture of me as proof.
>>143415882
Of course I would.
>>143415911
You remember those puffed cheese curls that would melt in your mouth? Basically those.
Very puffy
>tfw no penis touching loli imouto
>>143415882
I want to eat loli chips.
>>143415882
The real question is.
Who wouldn't?
>>143415911
Dead skin shaved from the soles of a loli's feet.
>>143415911
Salty milk and coins
>>143417152
Scum wouldn't
>>143416356
There just plain lays chips
>>143416277
every time
>>143416078
How can he even have sex with Fugar without splitting her in half?
>>143415882
>"onii-chan"
why
>>143415882
I wouldn't what exactly?
>>143415882
Rub a dub thanks for the grub
>>143419750
maybe he's a demon
>>143420006
That would be oni-chan.
>>143420224
Yay, oni-chan.
Peace, peace!
Is thisNSA_thread?
>>143420006
Demon lolis tomorrow anon.
would you let your daughters dress like this
>>143420781
Of course not, there is way too much fabric on those tops they only need enough to cover the nipple.
>>143420781
They will dress like that no matter what. Young girls want to dress like sluts and their moms encourage it.
>>143420781
No. You have to be a dautherfucker to want them to dress like that.
>>143415882
/a/ would be so jolly and maybe a little less trolly.
If whey were a loli.
>>143420781
No. She'd have to dress like this.
>>143415882
I would_be_a loli.
>>143415882
No, kids are annoying and smell like shit.
>>143424797
And rotten cookies.
Loli chips go well with child beer.
>>143424797
Little girls smell good as long as you buy them soap and shampoo that smells good. Usually they smell like fruit or candy.
Kill? Yes, I would.
>>143424358
Then I would you.
>>143420781
But only after fucking them myself. I believe that if all fathers fucked their daughters first, complains from purityfags would stop.
Thanks mods that was close.
Thanks mods/janitor
>>143428301
Good thing I saved it. By the way talk about sensitive mods.
>>143427842
>These are creative fields that women themselves cultivated
Where were you when Chemical Janky and Sleety saved the doujin manga and game industry?
>>143428352
I wanna know why they deleted mine that talked about how idiots wanted to ban 2D lolis.
>>143428221
>please stop
>please let us keep enjoying our loli boning thread
>>143428438
In manners most brutal and strange, yes.
Is it possible for a grown man to get a job at a store that sells clothes exclusively for little girls?
>>143429118
Who leaves their kid in a clothes store while going pachinko gambling? There is nothing interesting to keep them occupied unlike a toy or videogame store.
>>143420781
Only if she wants to fuck other little girls. If she's going to go full slut for Tyrone then her skirt will go no higher than her knees and no bare shoulders or midriff.
>>143429118
Yes, however you'll see more old people than little girls.
>>143429118
Of course, it is quite easy. They don't pay well sadly.
>>143429118
I don't think they hire non gays at Victorias secret
>>143429275
just a few months ago there was something in my local news about a chinese couple who went gambling and left their child in apartment. he/she fell off a 20 story window
No.
I don't like little girls.
They make me angry.
>>143425876
Lolis look too cute while being tortured.
>>143430861
Don't eat the koma-chan
>>143425507
>>143424797
>Implying cartoons smell.
Are you talking about 3d girls? ewww, gross.
>>143430980
>has never fapped to a smell doujin
Pitiful.
>>143430980
>he hasn't developed the ability to smell 2D
Your powerlevel is way too low anon.
>>143430088
You make me angry. I hope you become a little girl and get chained by a poster on /tv/.
>>143431563
Underrated post. How has /tv/ not been deleted? Gotta be the most openly 3D pedo board on this site.
>>143431955
You should have been there a few years ago when the mod didn't give a fuck. Little girls made up like 5 threads and an enourmous amount of pedos posted pictures of young actresses. But I still wonder why 4chan is full of lolicons while shotacons (which make up like 80% of all pedos) are seemingly not here.
>>143431955
It's who western live action tv is run by and aimed at.
quick, post armed and dangerous lolis
>>143432042
And baneposting is what filled the void?
>>143430861
Exactly
>>143432127
>>143432158for you
>>143432158
That's a big assumption.
>>143432127
>>143432127
>>143431955
They don't post the real thing.
They just talk about young actress, kids of celebrities and the such, which is kinda on-topic.
>>143415882
Why Himeno Mikan lolis have such pinchable cheeks?
>>143429118
I recognize that bulge!
>>143420781
No way, i don't like girls wearing panties at home.
>>143420006
Big Boss confirmed for lolicon.
>>143416053
>classic rock van
I'm not falling for that one.
>>143415911
Every woke up in the morning and smelt the scent of morning dew? And then, gazed out at the immaculate skies as the sun begin to rise? Like that.
The scent of unadulterated purity.
>>143420363
No, it'sUNATCO?
>>143424358
>He isn't already a loli.
>>143432347
>talking about and posting 3dpd on an anime imageboard
Get out.
>tfw I fantasize more about having a daughter than having a wife
>>143415882
Too dangerous.
>>143434150
They have to let their guards down sometime.
>>143434055
On-topic for them, /tv/, not us.
Some of you really are hypersensitive to 3D these days.
Have a cute loli to bring peace to your heart.
This smug loli bitch wants to punch you in thedick, what do?
>>143434278
2d>3d>4d>8d>6d>7d>5d
>>143434338
Cunny kick.
>>143429118
Abercrombie kids does.
But that's literally for losers who dropped out of college or got a worthless associate's and can't do anything else. So mostly adult women work, but there were a few guys when I worked there during high school.
>>143431955
>why ha ven't mods deleted boards i don't like
Without the pedo posting, /tv/ became reddit's favorite board.
Pedophiles, nazis, and the autistic are our defense against 3DPD.
>>143434492
I wonder how often kids return clothes after they've worn it. Like can they return underwear that still has little girl scent and residue on them?
>>143420781
Certainly not, my daughter will wear diapers and footed pajamas until she is at least 13.
I would
And after that I'd have a topped off glass of pic related
>>143434580
Usually you'd only see that sometimes if they try on a swimsuit and return it. But it isn't pleasant, anon. Even if you're a pedo, it was disgusting seeing a fat, ugly spic 3DPD leave mucus on a bikini bottom.
I get nauseated thinking about it.
>>143434278
>Akatsuki
>cute
>>143434065
You could always adopt, but doing so as a single male is damn near impossible from what I have read.
>>143435249
You can always move to some east European country, nationalize, pick up a child and move back with her.
>>143435249
It is. Hell, two homos have a better chance than a single hetero male.
>>143416078
I need that shirt
>>143420781
>cute anime pic 0752
>>143420781
only at home.
>>143435249
>>143435320
Why is it so hard actually? I have no interest in doing so, but is it because they think the guys are all pedos?
>>143434545
I don't hate /tv/, I'm just surprised its still around and yet a place like /l/ gets deleted.
>>143435464
Well they're right desu. Guys usually end up fucking the girl they're living with.
>>143432127
for the receiving end.
>>143435464
Again this is what I have read from 4chan but it is a mix of that (I mean let's be honest here why else would a single guy get a young daughter) and something about needing two parents to properly raise a child. Also you go through a crazy background check.
what if she's wearing your favorite red backpack?
wouldnt want this to happen
>>143435464
>but is it because they think the guys are all pedos?
>asking this in the pedo thread
>>143435555
Discard loli, rape the backpack. Those things turn me on.
>>143435502
Its the girls fault since they keep seducing them
>>143435555
I want to pound a loli wearing a randoseru until her coloring books, stickers, and pencils start falling out over her head.
>>143415882
After getting back from 8 chan, I'm not sure if I would or wouldn't.
>>143432986
But it's not just classic rock, it's beer too. Come on, anon, what's the worst that could happen? It's you not getting your classic rock and beer, that's what.
Now just get in the van, you deserve it, anon.
>>143435666
Fuck you, I'm trying to not fap for a week and you come up with this.
>>143435693
>>143435780
i'm not falling for this shit again
>>143435555
>>143435666
>>143435777
Quads and trips confirm. We can take turns on her together.
>>143435555
I'll wear the backpack and pleasure myself, she can watch though.
>>143435502
Fuck off, tripfag.
>>143435536
what about if your a godfather and your brother and his wife dies in a "car crash" do u get the children then?
>>143436294
More likely your sister would die because she burned the coal and the father is in jail and you're stuck with a nigress.
>>143436294
I'm no expert, but I assume kids get a say in the adoption process. So you better get on good terms with her before offing your relatives.
>>143436431
>good terms
Do attempted dickings count?
>>143435532
>be Marine
>see pic
>wat
>>143436572
>attempted
What would you tell your adopted daughter to do after you've come home from a hard day of work?
>>143436896
I'm back.
>>143436896
her homework
>>143435464
Because the system still works on the basis that one parent raises the kid while the other brings the income to the household.
So, unless you're rich and doesn't need to work to bring income, it's almost impossible for you to adopt a kid.
>>143436896
"sweety get me a beer from the fridge"
As my father before me
>>143436896
A barrel roll.
>>143436768
What mos?
>>143436896
"So, how was your day?"
>>143436896
tadaima
>>143436896
How was you day? Did you not open doors to strangers like in that book i showed you?
>>143436896
would you like your dinner, a bath or maybea bedtime story?
>>143437047
...Utilities
>>143437113
Have you actually met anyone else into animu in the Marines?
>>143436896
Tell her to give me a hand
>>143437159
>>143437113
Different anon here, but I've got a friend in the Marines currently in nipland. Do you think if I got him to send me a copy of LO I could get in trouble?
Are these threads good yet?
>>143436896
Wait for me in bed
>>143437159
Quite a few. Most have shit taste, shonenshit mainly.
>>143437255
LO?
Let me guess, Okinawa?
>>143415911
pee, sweat, memes
>>143437279
Whoa nevermind look like 3DPD got posted.
>>143437296
Actually I have two friends in the Military in Japan.
One is a Marine on the mainland. The other is a combat engineer in Okinawa. The latter is a gook so everyone probably hates him.
>>143437393
>The latter is a gook so everyone probably hates him.
Nah, I was stationed in Okinawa, we all hate each other there.
But whats LO?
>>143437472
A lolicon comic
>>143437472
>whats LO?
Hownew.ru
>>143437472
Aaaaaah the smell of summer.
>>143437531
Yeah, they check your mail overseas, supposedly
>>143437549
>>143437570
Nigger, literally the first time I've seen anyone use LO. Then again, I rarely come to these threads...
>>143437599
>...
Yeah I can tell.
>>143437472
>>143437599
No surprise the jarhead's a newfag normalshit
Report for blogging and move on
>>143437599
>...
You need to lurk more
>>143430980
>he doesn't import scratch-n'-sniff doujinshi from Japan
>>143437599
>...
>>143434328
I ask what mango this loli hails from
>>143437627
>>143437788
>>143437838
>All this autisim
>>143437952
>>143437952
>accept my newfaggotry or else!
here´s your (you)
>>143437952
>autisim
>>143434677
She may not be best loli boat since that is pic related, but Akatsuki is still a cute lady I would be glad to marry.
>>143434338
What about 1D?
>>143425099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMvPT6w21KY
>>143438045
I have a feeling this image will be very useful for me in the future. Thanks anon.
>>143438158
1d lolis don't exist, 0d lolis are just singularities and I only like tanned ones.
>>143438045
There's probably loads of people on /a/ who don't know what LO is and never visit sadpanda or the loli threads.
I have never understood the hatred for ellipses either.
>>143438210
And these people need to lurk more.
>>143436896
"Have you been a good girl my sweetheart?"
"Come on here, I want to hug and kiss you after this long day at work, I will make you dinner later."
>>143438144
>>143437952
>check time
>9 am in straya
Up a little early for shitposting aren't we?
Would you accept the lolitrain challenge?
>>143438203
How is a 0d loli like? I can't even imagine that.
>>143438509
All physical laws break down once you come to close, so tapping it should be completely legal.
>>143438499
only to lose on purpose.
>>143438509
It's a cute dot that says "o-oniichan!"
>>143438766
losing means a minimum of 30 years in jail, with no lolis.
>>143415882
Time to open up some[Yukiu Con]
>>143438557
So 0d lolis are basically eternal lolis?
Sounds good to me.
>>143438782
That one should be a 1d loli.
>>143436896
Probably have her help me with dinner.
>>143438210
>There's probably loads of people on /a/ who don't know what LO is
Then that's horrifying.
>>143438864
That is a line mate. A point is 0-D.
>>143437279
I don't know. I still feel bad about fapping to lolis.
>>143438968
That is scary.
>>143437106
>Kek
>>>/v/
>>143439029
Wait, the 0d actually exist?
I thought we were joking. Well, everyday you learn something new.
Now I can finally my own loli harem.
>>143438140
>(you)
Fuck off crossboarder.
wouldn't LN lolis count as 1D since they're just lines of text?
>>143439567
Arrest this man.
>>143438210
>and never visit sadpanda
Sad.
![7564be8ab65aa56cb982de0e4f04577b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LgPRQK8.jpg "7564be8ab65aa56cb982de0e4f04577b[1].jpg")
>>143439567
If that's a loli harem then what is this?
>>143440588
To be fair the Panda is only really used to its full potential if you are into something other than vanilla.
>>143437028
Ancientfag detected.
>>143440680
Vanilla is boring, I mean, I was a Vanillafag some years ago and couldn't really understand weird fetishes, but it gets boring so fast and you just need fetishes to keep it interesting.
>>143440680
>>143440806
You talking about old hag vanilla or loli vanilla?
>>143440861
loli vanilla
>>143415882
I dunno, there's no fun in jail.
>>143440900
Then I have to disagree with both of those posts.
>>143440439
You can't stop me, we are even having kids already. Seems like 0d lolis have kids each time you thrust "that".
>>143440627
A 2D loli trying to seduce you obviously.
>>143441160
http://exhentai.org/g/884695/4131cb7269/
>>143441303
I loved that tank
>>143440900
Sholicon is the best!! THE BEST!!!!
>>143441596
My brother
No, lolis have shark teeth and would rip me into pieces.
One day more.
>>143439693
What does 1D even mean?
How many dimension does imagination has? Because that's how many the dimensions LN characters have.
Please do not sexualize little girls. They are for hugging and protecting.
>>143441130
Kill yourself.
>>143440806
Loli vanilla is great.
Sure, there are other good things, but loli vanilla is the number 1 kind of doujins even after experiencing almost every flavor of loli doujin.
>>143441954
I want to hug a lolis womb with my semen
>>143441954
Why not all three?
>>143441991
Can you stop baiting already, go shit up one of the 30 generals that are always up.
>>143441954
>only eight
Almost the perfect age, I can already see her face full of pleasure when I teach her the greatness of sex.
>>143441991
That doujin has been sourced like a million times already and you can find on your own anyway, kill yourself faggot.
>>143442064
boku no pico?
>>143441596
No, oneloli is.
>>143442179
boku no.....pico?......
>>143442179
You should have asked in another time, this thread already has too much spoonfeeding and some of it is deliberated shitposting.
If you really want to know, search for edgy or hardcore loli artists, you will find the author in no time. If you don't know his name, then I wil give you a hint, his name begins with "qu". That should be enough for you.
>>143442423
pico?
>>143442423
Boku noHero Academia
>>143442627
Why would you spoonfeed?
Look at this cancer >>143442423
>>143442627
God bless you. May a thousand 2D lolis await you in tengoku.
>>143442704
Because im in a good mood
>>143442470
I'll take all the community chest cards please.
>>143442470
If you can't go for the loli, why don't you make the loli come to you?
Lolis are immune to police men so you don't need to enter to their territory, lolis will go out of theirs.
>>143443246
>Sen to Man scans continued never
It hurts so much.
>>143443246
>dat Alien shirt
I want to watch horror movies with this guy
>>143442064
>>143442179
>>143442423
>>143442627
>>143442792
You should be put to death.
>>143441160
>>143441303
This is really, really pathetic.
>>143441962
when did /a/ turn into reddit?
>>143443599
I don't get it, what is so special about the shirt?
>>143443854
Alien is a movie Id rewatch on average 4 times a year, for the past 8 years. And I freak out whenever I see Alien paraphernalia in other media, like in Vandread, or Chronicle.
>>143441846
Oh fuck, I just realized that I need to fap to the entirety of http://exhentai.org/g/947074/3cb94e8e0d/ because Towako comes out.
Please give my dick strength, universe.
I wonder if something like this could actually work...
>>143444092
Heatstroke is real, man. Stay hydrated.
>>143444092
dont rape the lolis
>>143444292
What a bad onii-chan.
>>143415911
like bags of sands
>>143444092
I hope the heatstroked loli is okay
>>143444471
maybe his butt hurts?
>>143444292
Sorry anon, my van compels me.
I would have sex with a little girl and have had sex with a prepubescent girl. What's your point op?
>>143444696
TRANSLATION
WHEN
>>143444696
>>143444471
>final solution
What do you mean by this?
That was about jews, not little girls.
>>143444696
But that's a full grown adult man.
>>143444860
He's obviously talking about how all the little girls were separated out, fucked, tortured, and killed by Mengele and co.
>>143437746
Navy or Army?
>>143444860
I meant your parents should have been in, not jews.
I am a bit surprised that no gook has made a doujin about Anne Frank getting fucked senseless.
>>143445271
That would be taking things too far.
>>143445271
I'd fuck that loli senseless.
>>143445382
Get in line, pal.
>>143445271
I want to cum on that forehead.
