>go to the park
>see Akari sitting on a bench
How do you bully her?
Why? akari is waifu material
>>143312555
How do you bully her if you don't even notice her?
"Why is there no one sitting on this park bench enjoying such a fine day?"
Akari had a hard life.
BRAT ON THE FRONT PAGE
I sit on the bench.
Sit on her laps since I cant even see her
>>143312801
Do the cock pajamas at least.
steal her
I find slapping anime girls to be very erotic
>>143312555
Talk to her about free software and GNU.
Fart as I walk by
With hugs
>>143312555
Who?
>>143318574
Mark Zuckerberg, inventor of memes and founder of MySpace.
>>143312555
By showing her kindness and companionship until she begs to have the bullying back.
>>143312555
>go to a park
>see a bench
>bully it
Why would I do this?
Put a twig in one of her hairbuns
>This thread
>>143320729
Why is brat so sexy?
>>143312555
>Wait for her to go to the vending machine
>When she puts the money in hit the button for S&M cider.
>She turns and screams having just realized I'm holding her mother's decapitated head, having killed her mother earlier that morning.
>Neck fuck the severed head in front of her.
>>143321940
Well that took a turn.
>>143321940
Reported to both 4chan and the fbi
>>143321940
This setup could've worked if you didn't full edgehog.
>>143312555
Pull her hair.
>>143321940
Am I a bad person for laughing at this?
>>143312555
>remove buns
>put face on them
>use them as teru teru bozu.
>>143312555
call her flat
>>143323784
What?
>>143312619
Has the deaf guy ever returned? The one who doesn't know what his waifu sounds like?
>>143323784
that little faggot is from yuru yuri
>>143323811
I guess he's asking what show Akari is from, but Akari isn't gay.
>>143312555
Ask her for help.
Push her into a nearby bush and mating press her until she breaks.
>>143323981
Akarin has a boyfriend, after all. He's even in high school. She's so mature for her age.
I leave her alone because she's a middle schooler and I'm an adult
Drop something near her, and when she picks it up, shout that it's floating mid-air.
>>143312555
Call her out for being a two faced bitch then proceed to throat fuck her with my diaphragm
>>143324119
You've created a time paradox.
>>143324836
>two faced
???
>>143321940
beautiful
Will you let them so such horrendous things to Akari?
Where are the Anti Bully Rangers when you need them!?
>>143320729
Are you trying to make me fap to brat?
>>143321940
Are you Murrikan? You should write for Hollywood. They love garbage like this.
>>143312555
>>143312619
Tease her with the idea of marriage.
Just sit uncomfortably close and start talking enlgish to her. Japanese awkwardness around gaijins will do the rest.
>>143320625
I want to hug Rise.
>>143321940
well that was good laugh to have before bed
Never change /a/
>>143312609
>>143313059
>>143317128
>>143319869
>>143320024
>>143321940
>>143323698
>>143324081
>>143324836
>>143332048
DELET THIS AKARI IS INNOCENT
>>143337094
My latest "toy" has arrived.
I want to mega cuddle Akari. She's such a nice girl. And cute too.
>>143337344
Is that the male version of Akane? If so that's NOT ALLOWED. Sisterly love is fine though
>>143312555
Hide in the shadows and wish a motherfucker would
>>143321940
Shamalama? Is that you?
I want Akari to bully me
>>143323305
I think Himawari is cuter than Akari
>>143312555
Remove her buns.
