Why do you love cakes so much?
Because I almost am one.
>>143282802
Because perfect age. Old enough to not behave like a shitty brat, but young enough to not be old and jaded.
>>143282802
theyre the best, i can drink with them and we can
enjoy each others comapny
Because I'm a single mother child, why else?
The thought of a woman in your age group that's most likely desperate enough to accept you
Is this a cake?
>>143284533
No, but this is.
>>143282802
Because their pussy are used.
>>143282895
Oh my.
Because they are sweet and tasty.
>>143282895
LONDON
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>>143282802
Because they're legal to fap to in my country? I dunno.
>>143282802
I'm an adult now, I feel more attracted to then.
Christmas cakes are more mature than younger girls but not too mature, their bodies are ripe but not too old and shriveled, they're just right like a good well seasoned medium rare steak. The vulnerabilities in their soft little hearts from being a cake and now fast approaching expiration only makes them more attractive.
>>143282802
>tfw there isn't any hentai that has cakes, only generic milfs
>>143287602
i bet you also like your food half-eaten?
>>143290369
keep fighting for our rights fellow maninist
>>143290124
That guy hairstyle say that he's going to fuck that cake and every girl in the train
>>143282802
I prefer ice-cream cakes more than the usual ones.
>>143282802
Cakes are cute.ARE CUTE
Because I'm at about the age of one.
>>143284533
That show was qt as fuck.
>>143282802
damn she is perfect
>>143298035
>she
>>143282802
I'm new what's a cake
>>143282802
They are cute enough
>>143282802
Because they around my age (Kaede herself is younger than me, although I'm a manlet so it would seem like the other way around in a relationship)
Only if they're lolis.
>>143282802
Why wouldn't I?
>>143282802
Because I'm 30.
>>143282802
>flat cakes
Goddamn there better be some tags for that shit
>>143282802
They're so sweet and moist.
>>143282802
Cake is still good as long as it hasn't been eaten a bit already.
>>143299247
That's a 40+ year old loli. Way past the age of a cake.
>>143284289
>>143282802
I'm sorry, but last time I checked, /cake/ was synonymous with /rori/
when did /cake/ become Xmas cake?
>>143301851
>>143301969
wow, never knew cakes made me feel so hard
>>143282802
They're desperate but young enough to remain pretty. They know how to behave submissively and results from cooking and cleaning endeavors are higher on average.
>>143282895
WARSAW
>>143282802
they are delicious and moist.
>>143282802
/a/ is a cake. They're 25 or older and have had virtually no dating success. Birds of a feather flock together, as they say.
>>143282802
They're hard working and mature, but best of all?
They're younger than I am, but still as desperate as your average single 40-something woman in the US.
>>143282802
because they represent everything I desire in a woman
>>143282802
Because they're fucking delicious
>>143306964
Exactly.
>>143283552
Underrated girl. Needed more official art. Shame idol lesbian sluts got more spotlight than her.
>>143307258
At least the idol appreciates her in a non-joking manner and basically calls MC a faggot for not trying to bang her.
That's quite the rare case for a christmas cake character.
>>143282802
i'm fat and cake is pretty tasty
>>143301851
>>143301969
>>143311608
>cake thread
>no cakes at all
geez man
>love cakes
>love dfc
>tfw the two so rarely coincide
STOP GIVING CAKES COWTITS REEEEEEEEE
Wish i could find some vanilla doujins of cakes.
All i can find is MILF, which i don't want.
>>143313436
Right? Isn't a cake a loli?
>>143299247
No.
>>143282802
They know what I like and are what I love.
