I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
>>142976369
I am the fin of my fish.
I am indifferent to it.
>>142976369
Nice
>>142976465
Oh god...
They got Larry! They got Larry!
He had a family! Why god WHY?!?!
>>142976813
And he tasted GOOD
>>142976448
>>142976839
Why would you do this horrible thing to my husbando?!
Think bigger.
>>142976369
>>142976899
>Visions of hell
AHHH!!!!
Run away! Run away!
>>142976465
woah
>>142976933
wrong version, my b
>>142976933
>>142977075
SOON™
>>142976933
>>142977075
You want choices?
We have some... not good ones... but some, right?
Give our newest candidate a chance!
He'll 'worm' his way into your hearts!
I love it!
I HATE IT
>>142976369
Be careful when eating fish
>>142977769
>>142977781
I'm indifferent and I'll EAT YOUR SOUL!
AoG fags WW@?
>>142976369
I don't think I wanna have anything to do with this.
>>142977997
>>142978057
Oh, come on back to bed, Hiro.
>>142978118
But I don't want to share a pillow.
>>142977524
>>142977648
>>142977734
I'm not convinced. How do they stand on the issues?
>>142978430
They take a strong and determined stance. For the best of all the people.
>>142978430
>How do they stand
Well, the fish does sorta have to shift his weight from fin to fin, but that's ok because...
HE IS THE FISH OF THE PEOPLE!
Sakura seems to test well with male voters for some reason or another...
>>142976369
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
I am a chenosexual.
>>142978984
Umaru.
The one thing that even Indifference-chan is afraid of.
>>142976369
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>142979095
>AoG+Chen
>>142979151
But he did it once.
>>142979151
I'm glad you weren't eatenagainyesterday by that mean /a/non.
>>142976369
Confiscated.
>>142979163
It's no joke.
I need a Chen.
NOW.
>>142980211
>>142977461
What we need is a candidate who will take a stand for the lolis.
>>142982103
I might just have the candidate for you, then.
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>142982964
I HATE IT
This >>142976465 looks pretty good though. I like it.
How do we build up a collective coniousness to end this cancer thread?
>>142982964Stop posting that because it's already exists.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>142982964
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036F7I9tsFP
>>142983897
>Zoinks!
>>142983897
is that actually the voice actor for shaggy?
This wont last more than a week.
>>142986137
Pay me enough money and I'll recite anything, no matter how twisted and vile.
Here's a freebie: Fuck you, you fucking fuck fuckers!
Now give me your money!
>>142987295
>Pay me enough money and I'll recite anything
So would you say you're an educated prostitute?
Anyone know of an old scfi manga where "tiberium" starts spreading around the world, probably coming from a meteorite or some shit? The setting was "110-15 years into the future" style, not crazy space age with mechas and stuff. It was pretty well drawn and I only remember a few pages of a science team going out to a giant crystal globe forming around something.
>>142988072
Maybe naruto? That's the only anime I know.
I missed one!
He also seems pissed about that.
>>142988729
Well, who wouldn't be?
>>142988038
>So would you say you're an educated prostitute?
No,
I'm a prostitute with a great speaking voice!
But you didn't post it yesterday.
kuso thread.
>>142989111
>OoOOoh I'm just a girl that can't say no,
>Just can't seem to say it at aaaalll!
>>142979440
I wanted to say this last time too, but I forgot the thread and it died by the time I remembered.I'd never eat him. You're too cute together to break up like that.
>>142976369
I hate this
>>142991401
I want porn of them.
I need porn of them.
>>142988729
What a generous helping of fish!
Nice thread
>>142995764
>Complements
Why thank you.
Have a fish!
