Rem or Ram, /a/?
nobody likes sluts
so Rem
Ram Rem
>>142903182
Who says Ram is a slut?
A slut is someone who has casual sex with random people. Last i checked, Ram is 100% devoted to one man.
>>142903078
>>142903078
Ram is best.
>>142903268
yeah, She isn't a slut, she just has an addiction to clown cock.
I don't like sluts. Rem it is.
>>142903078
Ram or Rem or Rom?
hahaha
>>142903619
>>142903716
If it's one and the same clown cock, she isn't a slut. Learn the definition of the word slut, idiots.
Can Rem be this cute? Don't think so
>>142903078
Rom
Betty > Elsa > Ram > Felt > Emilia > Rem
>>142903946
I agree she is cute. But she has been dirtied.
>>142903537
Rem pleases old men for mana.
Some people are self- inserting in Rem because she's the underdog. Nothing new, let it go
>>142903959
Excellent taste.
>>142903886
slut noun. Girl who lusts after anyone who isn't the mc
>>142903078
Ram > Rem. Both are great though.
>>142903268
>devoted to one man
>not the MC
yeah a slut
Puck
Rem has bigger tits.
>>142904184
Can puck take it from behind though?
>>142903078
One is having her pussy pounded by a fucking clown while the other's soul is being raped in a dreamworld by the whale. Both are sluts so none
>>142903268
>My body belongs to you
>Please use me however you want
She's addicted to cock and can't get it off her mind that's slut behavior anon
both
>>142903078
Ram > Rem so far for me. The difference is slight and I'm open to have things change but they're both great regardless.
>>142904260
>raped in the dreamworld
what
Rem dies anyway
>>142903078
Emilia.
>>142903078
Ram the Rem.
>>142904310
So? In my book that makes Ram the winner here.
>>142903537
Rem a best.
Ram best bro
Rem best waifu
Both best threesome
>>142903078
Wilhelm.
>>142904215
Still the better girl.
Ram
So Roswald pillages their village, murders everyone and kidnaps them, now she wants his cock? Is this some serious Stockholm?
>>142903078
The one that isn't taking in clown dick
>>142904825
Witch Cult did it, not Rosecchi
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496211
So, is this the first panty shot of the show?
I felt like the show was pretty fanservice free, aside from this shot.
>>142904760
HOLY FUCK!
>>142905076
that's a shadow.
>>142905172
No it's not. watch the scene. Those are black panties.
>>142904151
see? someone get's it
I prefer Ram. Because she's a slut.
>>142905280
Rem could make for an excellent slut in oni mode. Them primal urges.
>>142905348
Unless you're Subaru Rem ain't doing shit.
how much of the novel is available in english? just finished reading manga and i want to know what happens next
>>142903078
Neither. Elsa for me, please.
>>142905407
was it worth reading the manga?
>>142905527
it's only slightly ahead of the anime but it's better than it
I have absolutely no idea what the pink or blue girl is since I haven't watched/read this series.
But damn are they cute.
FOR MY LOVE
>>142905407
I think the only things outside of what the anime covers in English are the Rem AU chapters.
Honestly, all shitposting aside, how can any girl even compare to Satella?
>>142903736
good taste.
Rem, but it would be Ram if she wasn't a clown dick receptacle
>>142905979
Rem is a Subaru dick receptacle though.
>>142906414
Self insert as Subaru and get Rem but get endless torture
>>142905742
I'LL
BET!
>>142903078
>Rem
Murdered the protagonist multiple times without even bothering to confirm whether he was really a bad guy.
>Ram
In love with a guy who is literally trying to destroy the world.
tough choices :DDD
>>142903078
Rem deserves big cock clown
Ram deserves subaru
Subaru deserves emilia
Too bad none of them will get what they want.
>>142906599
>In love with a guy who is literally trying to destroy the world.
Who?
>>142904234
there could be all kinds of body modifications Puck can do, growth being just one of them.
>>142906688
Clown.
He says he wants to kill the dragon which is supposed to protect the world from the witch.
>>142906671
No one deserves Emilia
>>142906671
What about Gaaf?
>>142906671
Subaru's pretty okay with either Emilia or Rem, so I don't think he'll mind that much if he has to "settle" for Rem.
>>142906671
you deserve to die desu
>>142903182
Did you not see the recent episode?
>>142904666
>>142903537
CLOWNED
>>142903078
I would ram Rem and I would rim Ram.
> Waifu wars.
Wait until this sexy beast comes out. Then the real war comes out.
>>142907104
*Begins.
I'm sorry, here people, have a trio of knights and a mention of some other guy.
>>142907168
Felix best_boy.
>>142907168
>>142907238
God damn I'd do everything to Farris
>>142907272
So, did anyone get the news about the pre-screening?
i fucking love Rem, i'd sell my soul to exist in one universe with her ;_;
why is life so harsh
my cousin's an assistant to one of the lead story directors for the anime. nagatsuki gave the anime guys some of the big general plot points for the future in case he dies and doesn't finish it andsubaru comes deep inside emilia before dying permanently. that's all i'm going to say about it though
>>142907455
Would you be okay with being in the universe where she's married to and has kids with Subaru?
Why the fuck does everyone in that mansion have superpowers? Stuff like this bothers the hell out of me.
>>142907527
Because time travel stories wouldn't have tension unless other people are special snowflakes.
>>142907517
if i had no other choice, i would desu ;_;
>>142907487
Impossible, Her vagina is sealed off with ancient high elf magic.
She also has a magical rune tattoo on her womb that kills any semen.
>>142903078
>>142907563
Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. I get why someone would hire a magical librarian, but why would you take two powerful demon girls and make them perform menial chores as household maids? Can't you hire normal people to do the maid stuff, and then the demons could focus on being bodyguards or some shit? It's completely retarded.
>>142907823
he kidnapped them and made them his slaves
it's simple as that+ demons are far more efficient than humans
>>142907325
What news?
>>142904083
>Girl who lusts after anyone who isn't the mc
So the synonym is best girl then.
Self-inserters can go fuck themselves.
>>142907982
>Self-inserters can go fuck themselves.
cuck
>>142907982
i'd be okay with her if she didn't fuck the clown
>>142907982
I don't think anyone would be willing to self-insert as Subaru unless it's the AU Subaru.
sixty hours in GIMP 2
>>142907982
I'd rather have Ram be with Gaaf though
But she instead went all Stockholm syndrome on his ass.
>>142908638
Eyes aren't even accurate.
PUCK
>>142908758
MAYONNAISE
Anyone else looking forward to mayonnaise posting?
>>142903078
Ram is better personality wise but she's a cocksleeve to the clown so Rem.
>>142908831
Did someone call me?
>>142908838
reference >>142908638
>>142904666
DELETE THIS
I am liiterally going to marry Rem
>>142907822
eugh
>>142904353
>white instead of black
>>142908951
What, you don't like lopsided breasts?
>>142908949
She doesn't belong to you.
>>142909057
what are you talking about? i am subaru. i have already fully self inserted as him. we are one
>>142909057
>Not canon
Glad she won't get a good end.
>>142909080
You really shouldn't do that.
>>142909192
I don't think anyone is getting a good end. Not that it matters to me at this point.
>>142909204
the suffering i feel through him gives me catharsis. in real life, no one loves me and i don't suffer. subaru suffers, but people love him. i need the pain
>>142909192
No, but we instead get an author written AU.
>>142909192
Not like she or most of these people deserve one anyways.
Subaru
>>142909321
for some reason the AU reminds me of giving a dying dog all the chocolate it wants before putting it down
>>142909390
YES?
>>142907822
Is that Rim or Rum?
>>142909080
For some reason this post reminds me of one of those meme boy parasite pictures or a brain slug.
>>142909448
I guess it must be Rum, because this is Rim.
>>142909518
Forgot picture.
>>142905214
>black panties
what a whore
>>142909726
Fuck you black panties are hot.
>>142907822
i guess she really does have bigger breasts
>>142907822
>asymmetrical titties
I want to paizuri them
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zQ7NRY5S_S5Oua3sHwNuiSVxmW27KRjhskCwSpFmwPM/edit
2nd chapter of the Rem AU.
>>142910114
Not that kind of thread anon.
But alright.
Rom or Ram, /a/?
>>142910114
Delete this
>>142910405
Whynotboth.jpg
>>142903078
CHOOSE
>>142910572
Took me a minute.
>>142903078
I'd Rim and Ram Rem right in her Rum and Rom holes.
Ram for the bantz.
>>142903078
Ram easily.
>>142909390
Subaru's butt gonna be looser than Ram's used goods, sooner or later.
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>>142903078
Ram.
I fucking hate pic related.
>>142903736
Felt pls.
Priscilla
>>142910856
How can you hate her and post a beautiful picture at that? Rem's when she's spattered with blood and her eyes are full of loathing and contempt.
>>142910950
>heh heh,we're totally gonna /ss/
>>142909390
>>142910996
She is a bitch.
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>>142907455
Me too, Anon. I just want her to keep smiling.
>>142911069
Would you say that to her face?
>>142911085
I want to give Rem my Rigel juice.
>>142909394
Knowing how sadistic the author is, you can expect it.
>>142911066
Delete this
>>142904151
aint that the gospel truth
>one maid is better looking, has a better personality, but has been fucked
>the other maid is inferior but pure
This is Tsukihime all over again. Still gotta go with Ram though.
>>142910114
My heart cant take this shit
>>142911131
Yes. she is a bitch and she has to know it.
>>142910114
beautiful
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>>142910405
Ram, always Ram.
>>142910114
Damn this is such shit.
>>142913412
>AS109
oh baby
>>142904151
Your kind is the cancer killing anime.
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>>142903078
Ram is more entertaining and the better character by far. Though, Rem will definitely be more popular because her personality and backstory are pretty much tailored to rake in the otaku/manchild bux.
I like Ram's personality better. Rem is too much of a sweetie. Ram has a kind of blunt honesty about her that I like.
Also she's not a slut you sperglords, she's just in a relationship.
>Rem
Who?
>Ram
This.
>>142919236
i'd be okay if she had normal man instead of fetish-loving clown
>>142906788
But why settle?
It's a medieval-of-sorts world.
Emilia gets to be empress.
Clown gets to be eaten by a dragon.
Subaru becomes imperial consort, and can still enjoy the Maid-in-waiting Rem when occasion calls for it.
- all problems solved
>>142921821
but where's the vegetable loop?
>>142907823
You never worked executive security, eh? Because you're spouting ignorant idiocies.
There's 2 tiers of security.
Tier one is the grunts. That's the obvious people, from the pittance-paid grandpas that just walk the perimeters to the ex-seals who hover about you in anti-flare contrast-enhancing glasses.
The second tier, almost always the most critical and important are people not even a pro would easily identify as security.
Ram and Rem are EXACTLY that. Even assuming you have head-of-state level access to intelligence gathering, all that you'd find is that the two girls doing nothing but house maid chores are rejects exiled from an oni village, one good-for-nothing and the other hornless... and it's quite likely that if you managed to somehow get that far, there are checks that will alert Mr Joker to the fact someone IS gathering intelligence on his staff. I bet that him actually finding a way to provide Ram with mana to partially make up for her lost horn, is yet another layer of protection added here.
>>142903078
Rem
She a Remy girl so I'm gonna pursue her.
Lotta loud, lotta Rem to sip on
>>142903078
Felt
I want to ram Rem
I want to give Ram a remjob
I want to Ram my dick in Rem
>>142904634
Enjoy your sloppy seconds and the feel of leftover clown sperm on your skin :^)
>>142903078
Rem
>>142913435
This guy gets it
>>142909545
>>142907822
>Lopsided tits.
