Can your waifu even compute?
>>142834570
Yes.
>>142834570
>>142834839
Good to hear that, anon.
Does your waifu even have 1000Tb of memory?
>>142835385
>that shirt
It hurts.
My AIGIS has superior art-deco design and a shadow-proof aramid west!
>>142835385
>that shirt
Ouch.
>>142835806
ywn BE a qt eternally young smug robot girl
>>142834570
She can. She is a little clumsy though.
careful now
![chachamaru[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O4L4Egc.jpg "chachamaru[1].jpg")
>>142836014
I want to do lewd things with her. likewind her key
>>142834570
>extremely advanced robot
>still use flip phone
Why is Japan so like this?
>>142834570
Isn't it dangerous fuck a robot? your cock will bleed..
T-1000 best robutt.
>>142834570
Yes.
>>142835518
god you know you've fallen far enough when you find the machinery in the hips more attractive than the butt
>You will never live on the cusp robotic innovation as humanity becomes capable of producing androids for domestic consumption.
>You will never be an early adopter of this technology, blowing months of pay for a housekeeping model for your small apartment.
>You will never know what it''s like to share your cramped living space with your new purchase.
>You will never know what it feels like as you regard your android more and more as a 'she' and less and less like a purchase.
>You will never know the joy of singularity being reached, knowing that now she can love you in the same way you love her.
>You will never know the feeling of helping her grow her new found humanity.
>You will never know the fear caused by the backlash against human android relationships.
>You will never hold her close as riots rage outside.
>You will never crawl your way across the floor towards her after rioters break into your house leaving you both beaten and broken.
>>142834570
can your waifu pass the Turing test?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCrp8VJDZvE
>>142838082
>You will never live on the cusp robotic innovation as humanity becomes capable of producing androids for domestic consumption.
You sure about that? We're getting kinda close
>>142838234
Scientists are predicting decent a.i for robots by 2040
>>142836586
She would enjoy that. Dirty, dirty robot.
>>142838285
>Scientists are predicting decent a.i for robots by 2040
Ah yes, by that time I'll be a fat, faceless, bald old man with an inexplicable fortune who can buy and maintain a harem of robot waifusI hope ;_;
>>142838234
>You sure about that? We're getting kinda close
I'm old anon, it's too late for me
>>142837733
She's probably only behind Lain in computing power.
>>142838637
Washu is probably higher on the scale than either of them.
>>142834570
>>142834839
>>142835518
Best robutts.
>>142838435
>>142838285
>>142838354
I'm saying by the time it comes, if it comes at all, most of us here will either be dead or past our prime, with the flames of our youth long since snuffed.
>>142838960
These never manage to get me because the only computer I've ever had XP on is still alive and well in my mother's bedroom. The thought of such a close childhood friend still functioning and being used daily, spending her relaxing days looking up teacups and beads with my mother, living a life of comfort after all her exciting adventures growing up with me with the woman who oversaw our friendship, guarantees reminders of XP-chan will never bring me anything but warm feelings. If you gave up such a faithful and perservering companion without even taking the slight thought to let her live with a relative, or even letting her sleep soundly in your basement to be woken and visited occasionally, you deserve the sadness these images make you feel.
>>142834570
Yes, she's even USB compatible.
>>142839235
>with the flames of our youth long since snuffed.
Too l8 for that m8
>>142839235
It's already snuffed.
>>142839258
Mine died 2 years ago
Fried motherboard, fixed it more or less just to get a fried HDD a week later
>>142839367
>>142839431
It's only gone out if you let it go out. There's still time to reclaim it.
Well unless you're over 35. In that case God help you mates.
>>142839573
im gonna wait till 34 and then go on a frenzy
>>142834570
No she doesn't. She is just a normal human girl.
>>142839362
>Icuris when Nymph is right fucking there
>>142839810
You mean this Nymph?
>>142839889
Delete this.
>>142834570
Why not?
>>142839632
Instead of being a homicidal dick, why not just leave everything being and rove around the world.
Pretty much anything else is preferable to offing yourself and taking some poor souls with you.
>>142834570
But my waifu's already amotorized onahole attached to my desk.
>>142839963
?
I was saying that i would suddenly act like i care at 34
Something like having midlife crisis then
>>142839982
>spoiler
Post pics.
>>142839982
make a webm with it in motion
>>142838082
You bought it with the sole intention of fucking it from the beginning, don't bother with that "oh I bought it to clean and we fell in love over time" bullshit.
>>142838073
There's absolutely nothing wrong with admiring both. Robophilia is quite easily explained. It's a combination of the two things men find the most stimulating. Machines and pussy. So of course, left to his own devices, man would naturally strive to create machine pussy.
>>142840210
Maybe I'm just an old fashion romantic.
Or maybe I'm half into a bottle of brandy, indulging in nostalgic melancholia about the 'what ifs' and 'could have beens', as I grind through my work in the middle of the night.
>>142838960Fuck you
>>142839573
I'd bride carry her to wherever she can be repaired but I don't think my weak meat arms could pick her up.
![(G_P) Big O 14(x264)(1F1E08FD).mkv_snapshot_03.01_[2015.12.26_06.33.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PbJTVS.jpg "(G_P) Big O 14(x264)(1F1E08FD).mkv_snapshot_03.01_[2015.12.26_06.33.29].jpg")
>>142839546
>Fried motherboard
I still remember the sight of melted plastic on my old motherboard. Shit's gruesome.
time for clang
>tfw hajime sorayama is the reason you masturbate to robots and chrome plating
I can't be the only one.
If we had sex robots, wouldn't they basically need to have a slot where you can put a removable onahole for cleaning? You can't just hose her down. And I imagine they'd require a pretty large amount of power. Wouldn't charging them in the wall be pretty expensive?
>>142838082
>falling this hard for the ELIZA effect
>>142840941
Anon, robutts come after we discover how to harness hydrogen fusion on a mass scale, along with the invention of better/more compact batteries and quantum computing.
Everyone knows that.
>using androids instead of gynoids
>>142840435
I think you'd be better off investing in a robot to tip your fedora for you.
>>142840941
Define expensive.
The electricity price averaged 12.7 cents/kWh in 2015, which means you could haveASIMOon your house for like 4 dollars per day, considering it's outdated battery.
>>142842477
>ASIMO
Is it even still alive?
>>142840941
I like imagine a sexbot would know how to clean / service itself while you, the user, can attend to her needs when either of you require.
Someone had to take care of her after her franchise died.She pays her rent in sexual services
>all these inferior robutts
anons please.
>>142842376
It will never be the time of EVE
>>142840941
http://exhentai.org/s/b4754b7e50/800849-6
>>142838082
>>You will never live on the cusp robotic innovation as humanity becomes capable of producing androids for domestic consumption.
You don't plan on being alive in some 40-50 years?
>>142846179
>tfw 8 pages
>>142840427
Season 2 when
>>142834570
>look at all that shit taste.
Step aside, faggots.
>>142834570
Can you install a free as in freedom operating system on yours though.
Oh wow, I suddenly remember I use to like bad religion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkwcehPhOXw
>no one posted the webm yet
>>142834570
FINDS A WAY
Can you mend your waifu with tape?
Robots are cute, CUTE!
>>142852709
AAAAAAAAAAANGST.
Story time
>>142852819
i dont like where this is going.
>>142852819
>>142852867
Trust me, you will
>>142852819
I have my dick out already.
Let's do this.
>>142852900
>>142852938
we doing it
>>142852951
Stop it ;_;
>>142852951
>>142853024
I can't stop, its already over
Literally the best robot, you cannot deny this.
>>142853049
>60million views
>"cover the price" when 90% of those views are using adblock
>humanoid gore staying long enough on youtube for 60mil views
gooks can't get into youtube
>>142853049
>>142853168
>gore
Excuse me, what the fuck re you doing?
That's a video bout destrying an xbox/ps4.
>>142836609
Is there a problem with that?
>>142853208
I know, but when it comes to such human looking robot pretty sure youtube would put their hands on it right away.
>>142853049
disgusting
>>142841445
Savage.
Yes.
I wish I could build one.
>>142853143
Mahoro is great.
>>142853241
youtube would not stop 60 million views for muh feelings plus its just a robot what are you gay?
>>142853049
>>142853049
Dear fucking Silicon. Why, just why man. We know that the uncanny valley exists but this one is just pure sadism.
>>142853517
Did she come back in the end?
Exotic dermal plating is superior to natural skintones
>>142853049
perfect
This is how you should treat a robowaifu
>>142853385
The motors for the joints would be the hardest part.
>>142852579
It I can't that means I didn't use enough tape
>>142853385
I wish I could be one.
>>142853049
I could have lived my whole live without knowing about this comic's existence, and then you ruined it.
>>142853700
I just want to have one to dress up in pretty clothes.
>>142853742
I want to dress up in pretty clothes
>>142853700
Who says you aren't one?
>>142853195
>>142853582
>>142853705
Only through suffering can we truly appreciate happiness.
Now you can love and cherish your robofu to far greater extents than you could before
![_73693420_73693419[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y0fmw7I.jpg "_73693420_73693419[1].jpg")
>>142853675
Can somewhat bypass that.
>>142853195
>>142853333
>>142853582
There's really nothing to be sad about, it's an industrial robogirl, they're just products, they're disposable, mass-produced, and designed purely for economical reasons.
Artisanal robogirls are the only ones that can be respected.
>>142853762
My memories are real.
>>142853762
Imagine you are in the desert, and you see a tortoise. You flip it on its back, and watch it squirm. Why did you do that?
>>142853813
Well, your waifu isn't real.
>>142853049
How long until he uploads his will it blend video?
>>142853873
Those re some fighting words, m8.
>>142853866
You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write 'em down for you?
>>142853866
I didn't though, you did.
>>142853580
>not being gay for robots
>>142838234
No we're not.
>>142853866
What desert?
>>142853866
I didn't you salty cunt, you're just saying I did.
>>142853894
>Can I microwave a waifubot?
>RHNB- Waifubot
>Trying to crush a Waifubot with a hydraulic press
>>142853866
Let me tell you about my mother.
>>142853914
To answer your question, yes, they write them down for me. It is a part of the test. It is supposed to elicit strong emotions.
>>142834839
Too bad the anime she was in was shit. Is the manga any better?
>>142853049
Eh.
I expected some nice guro porn, and I got a cheap tearjerker that's supposed to be some commentary about youtube culture.
We already got school shooting prank videos, this is tame by comparison.
And that scenario has been done a lot better in the past.
>>142853795
I would agree but this comic is far too short and preachy to develop any substantial pathos.
The Anons whining about it clearly haven't been exposed to a lot of similar content because the whole "sad neglected robot girl" thing is old as fuck, and it only works when there's a little background to it.
>>142854051
Is it that bad?
>>142854059
Mediocre
Not good or bad enough to be entertaining.
>>142854083
Stop
>>142854059
It was average at best. I was watching it on Toonami every week and I had to force my way through it. Jad Saxton was awesome as Mira though. I think she might be one of my favorite english VAs
>>142853049
WHY
>>142853049
Now someone has to post that one h-manga where the robutt lives happy ever after with her master to counteract this
>>142853873
I'm perfectly content with that.
Since my waifu is ficitional I know that she's a good girl and not a hazardous appliance that may or may not try to kill me if it develops sentience or has a glitch.
Cause that's the thing: in real life, whether your girlfriend is organic or mechanical, you have no real guarantee that everything will be fine.
>>142854000
>RHNB
>hydraulic press
>>142854000
That'd make great content for the broken/disassembled robot girl thread on Gurochan.
>>142854000
>trying
What kind of faggot can't crush a waifubot?
>>142854241
>>142854276
Imagine this being her head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzzdboI-Jc
>>142854162
The sweet one where it was an experiment to see if human can love robots?
>>142854380
Exactly
>>142854343
Depends on how durable they are, really.
It's like with toys, they have to be less tough than humans, so they can't hurt their owner in case something goes wrong, but they have to be durable enough not to shatter into shrapnels if you fuck them too hard. So it's really tricky to determine whether or not you could crush one easily.
Chi?
>>142854376
And imagine her twitching and spasming mechanically, repeating silly stock phrases and stuttering, and leaking lubricant as her orgasm subroutine is triggered by her head being crushed.
>>142854376
>>142854241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ-ggzfdsMs
>>142854595
>twintails
>loli
terrible
>>142854573
Who stepped on your toe, anon?
>>142854560
On off On off.
>>142854595
Who drew this? I need it for... academic purposes.
>>142854623
Dude we're just engaging in masturbatory collaborative writing.
>implying all your wivesu aren't shit
>>142854657
back to le reddit with you, dumbass. your mannerisms aren't cute
Does your robowaifu like MEMES?
>>142854621
Nice shit taste
>>142854612
About that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbpD0gPGQlU
>>142854755
Somewhat adorable.
>>142854808
>its arms are green
>>142854380
>>142854417
I need this, please
>>142853969
Yes we are, I've already got a rhumba with an onahole strapped on it, that's only one layer removed from where we're going
>>142855505
Step up, m8.
>>142855563
Anybody ever seen Runaway with Tom Selleck?
There's a scene where basically this happens.
>>142854380
At least have a title or something to base a search on?
>>142854162
>>142854380
>>142854417
>>142855096
>>142856854
/r/ faggottry is one thing.
But bringing something up that sounds great and then blue balling us is another.
>>142838082
>>You will never hold her close as riots rage outside.
>>You will never crawl your way across the floor towards her after rioters break into your house leaving you both beaten and broken.
You wanna tell me why every one of your faggot ass fanfictions has to end like hamlet?
>>142853517
Stupidest handgund ever.
>>142857401
for a person maybe but for a robot who doesnt need iron sights it seems fine
>>142857381
People here simply can't imagine themselves being happy.
>walk into livingroom
>see this
wat do
![[polished] Mahoromatic 04 [BD 720p][C73CD2CB].mkv_snapshot_14.40_[2012.04.01_05.12.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iefJzwl.jpg "[polished] Mahoromatic 04 [BD 720p][C73CD2CB].mkv_snapshot_14.40_[2012.04.01_05.12.29].jpg")
>>142853517
>>142857056
anon delivers
>>142858686
God damn it, anon.Why won't anyone ever love me like this?
>>142838082
the moment singularity is reached she will either leave you or kill you
>>142859028
>Implying Waifubots aren't loyal.
>Implying Waifubots would be stupid enough to leave their master, the first person to ever love them.
>>142859028
>It's just like Her all over again.
>>142858686
"Yuria 100 Shiki" It even has robotu NTR!
>>142859477
Why the fuck would I want that?
>>142859477
I'd report you, but my Robot Waifu is typing this for me.
>>142839573
>Back of the knee maybe
>>142860445
Any good
LN/WN that deal with robotic waifus?
>>142838960
>>142839258
>>142840668
XP tan lives on in my virtualbox, I never go without one on my main computer.
>>142857381
>>142857777
Niggas if you think you die at the end, that's your business, I left it open.
>>142862090
Shit, didn't mean to quote. The question still stands though.
>>142862090
Clockwork Planet.
![1465808188745[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rnAT1Kz.jpg "1465808188745[1].jpg")
>you come home and your waifu presents you with this
>>142862525
>>142838082
Soon.
>>142864149
I'd raise him and make it look similar to my waifu but as a daughteru/sonMy waifu isn't a robot though
>>142864149
It's horrendous.
Do you know how to perform maintenance when your robot eventually breaks?
>>142864149
Robots don't age though, wouldn't it eternally be a baby?
Or would there be some really convoluted system of different robot housings for varying ages that you need only transfer the data into?
>>142864506
Not soon enough.
At best we'll see practical humanoid robotics in 20 years. However this does not be they will look like the 3DQT you've always wanted. They will have a humanoid shape but lack the finer human features. Then there's also the price to consider, which will be ludicrously high upon release.
QT android waifus happening in any decent amount of time, I think, would hing on a few things. The sex doll industry, the demand there within, the perfection and dissemination of artificial womb technology, and a worsening on the strained relationship between the two sexes.
As men withdraw from societal interactions more and more (as seen in Japan in the most extreme case, and the west to a lesser extent), they will search for an outlet to fulfil their baser needs. This could create a larger demand for dolls with more and more realistic aspects to them ( this has already begun to happen, go look up sales figures yourself, I think the company is RealDolls).
Eventually this means taking the leap into robotics in order to produce dolls capable of movement. In theory this could help attract investors to the field of robotics, and assuming the money from sales and investors are used correctly and dumped into research, it could hasten robotic advancement significantly.
Once people have their full motion, free moving sex dolls, they'll want ones they can talk with and who poses personalities. This helps facilitate AI development.
One you have your walking, talking, fully personalised waifubot, there's nothing left to do but slap an artificial womb inside of her and get to propagating the human species.
Long story short, the power of the dick could make it a reality sooner rather than later.
>>142853813
The suffering of a sapient being is sad, regardless of production or whatever
>>142865912
eh; not really
most suffering isn't cause for sadness
>>142865421
Something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqh_y-iH_Bc
>>142857836
Fix her up
>>142864985
I'd sure as fuck learn how.
If I bought one, the first night I had her I'd probably spend hours just playing around with her muscles and seeing how she works and reacts to me.then screw her cpu out
robot girls should remain a fantasy.
Reminder that this will be the inevitable outcome.
>>142866057
I love Peter Stormare.
Reminder
>>142865658
Feminists already lose their shit over the dolls. Imagine the reaction over sex robots once they realize their pussy isn't a commodity anymore.
>>142866159
Imagination leads to innovation.
>>142842376
Is that from an artbook?
You guys have seen Ex Machina right? This shit doesn't end well.
>>142866371
Blame her maker. He is an asshole.
>>142866362
innovations are worthless if they don't live up to the fantasy.
And they won't
>>142866433
That doesn't make her any less of a monster.
>>142855890
I watched that as a kid. Torrent time for nostalgia purposes.
>>142866498
Humans would do the same thing under similar conditions.
>>142853049
>that cheaply-built ponkotsu
>>142864506
Sauce?
>>142866781
I didn't say humans were nice. But they aren't supposed to be nice, and that's a big difference.
>>142854755
Uhh...sauce?
>>142866214
What anime is this?
Superior robot waifu reporting in
>>142868522
comfiest series ever
>>142867645
see >>142846179
>>142867920
Animatrix
>>142866214
>robots
>not a different culture
>carry no opposing beliefs inherently
>>142850673
>this is what director of original GiTS doing now
just end this suffering already
>>142869451
End yourself.
>>142869451
Masamune had very little involvement in it.
Koshi was the one who made the manga.
Yes Rikudo Koshi of Excel Saga.
>I'm probably going to die before I can experience robot waifus
>>142870513
Not if you live long enough to be able to become the robot waifu.
>>142870513
At least you were alive at the right time to have the internet
![[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.45_[2016.02.12_02.23.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NYht1XO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.45_[2016.02.12_02.23.46].jpg")
>>142870513
We still have superior artificial women, they're just stuck in the 2nd dimension.
>you damn whipper snappers with your robot waifus, back in my day we had drawings and had to work our asses off just to afford figurines
>>142867842
I'm surprised anyone remembers this. You still have her letters?
>>142870852
>I'm surprised anyone remembers this.
Not that anon, but it was only a few years ago and the generals of 2011 were some of the most fun I've had on /a/.
Remove robots.
>>142871040
2011 was 5 years ago anon.
>>142871069
He's having way too much fun bullying those robots.
Can anyone post some cute mandroids?
>>142871069
Is Professional Robot Bully a real job?
>>142871069
I live for the day to be able to bully waifubots.
>>142871295
I imagine early waifubots would sound similar to bigdog.
WHEEREEREEREEREER
>>142853866
A tortoise? What's that?
>>142835806
>>142835559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-4OvQtSuhc
dumb weebposters
>>142865912
>he thinks robots can be sapient
>>142838082
Fuck no I'd be rioting
>>142859028
>implying I'd give my waifubot free will
Free will just gets in the way of my fun.
>>142834570
>some time in the future and in possesion of a sexbot
>still using a fucking flip phone
![Time Of Eve (Movie)[Broken][10bit][Bluray][720p][Sub][8783B9D9].mkv_snapshot_00.23.55_[2013.03.13_20.45.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OKETU6I.jpg "Time Of Eve (Movie)[Broken][10bit][Bluray][720p][Sub][8783B9D9].mkv_snapshot_00.23.55_[2013.03.13_20.45.57].jpg")
>tfw you'll never wander across the Time of Eve café and meet a cute android that pretends to be human
>>142870852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBAqUUjReJY
If you feel sorry for this robot, then they've already won.
>>142872486
I understand that this bullying is necessary for their growth. I wouldn't want to bully my robot waifu though.
>>142834570
>Can your waifu even compute?
Yes, specifically firing solutions.
>>142872071
They're advanced enough to have realized that flip-phones are the coolest
>>142871082
My perspective on time says that 5 years is not a long time, but I would understand if you disagree.
