KanColle Poi! Poi! Poi!
Yuudachi's design is the only one that makes me want to furiously masturbate. And I don't even play the game.
Shimakaze a cute! A CUTE!
>>142648422
Poi
Both Poi are the cutest.
>>142648422
So you probably only know like 12 designs anyway.
>>142648500
You go to sortie you speedslut but find this instead, what do you do?
>>142648854
Most DDs look pretty forgetable
Hi
If anybody here who isn't me also knows chinese, what the fuck is Hibiki saying in that last line? I found literally no translations for 缩醋口 or 晃该 apart from their literal translations
>>142650015
Forget about translating it and just put in memes.
>>142650446
>>142650446
Fat museum.
>>142650446
>>142650652
I typically don't like how Kloah draws tits, with them about to burst out of the girl's clothes, but it works for Iowa.
Is this a burger thread?
>>142648913
Goes to show just how little you actually know.
>>142651767
About bland, cookie-cutter designs?
Food ship when
Do your fucking job, you piece of shit.
>>142652093
Is that fusou?
>>142652234
Are you retarded?
>>142650742
Sounds like a jealous, short, flat, bony little girl
>>142652234
Anon
>>142652187
>:43
No.
>>142652390
Those short, flat and bony little girls bring me plenty of resources. And then a certain someone tries to spend it all on burgers.
Not happening, my dear museum.
>>142652435
I want to drink Mamiya's milk.
>>142652612
>And then a certain someone tries to spend it all on burgers.
Kaga-san?
>>142648331
there aren't many good Doushin about Poi...
>>142652743
Nope.
>>142652898
Poi isn't for lewd.
>>142653088
I bet it was Bongo.
>>142653249
No it wasn't!
>>142653705
I bet the jew fairies did this.
>>142653705
I want to stomp on that pudding.
How do I make Hibiki happy?
Remodeled her, but now her idle line is just horrible and makes me feel bad.
>>142652612
Don't blame her. She needs a lot of oil for those fuel tanks.
>>142653884
You stick your pee pee into her poo poo hole.
Vile, innit?I actually want to give it a try just to see how it is
Admiral Zodd is the only one who can save us from the abyssal scum.
>>142654156
Looks like shit.
>>142654028
That sounds painful.
>>142654290
Anal isn't painful.
>>142654163
PURGE ABYSS SCUM!
>>142654163
No
>>142654321
Not with your dick it isn't.
>>142654403
I concede.Still want to sodomize Hibiki.
>>142654377
Chengis Khan a shit.
>>142654545
That's Kublai.
>>142654732
They arr rook same.
Why are chinks allowed to be TTKs?
Hey guys. I will be out of town for the weekend. Watch my battleships for me. No funny stuff okay.
>>142654767
Because Tanaka stopped banning people from overseas.
>>142654768
If these are battleships, where are their main guns?
>>142654921
I don't allow them to wear their armaments outside the base. But trust me, they are battleships.
>>142648331
You little shit Yuudachi if you poi one more time I'm gonna poi your face in
>>142654768
RJ will be there to babysit them until those lumps on their chest go away.
>see this
What do?
>>142655481
Falcon punch
>>142652612
>Those short, flat and bony little girls bring me plenty of resources
Why did you have to put that image on my head.
>>142655481
Tell her she should be showing that to the guy she slept with instead of her admiral.
>>142653705
Biscuit?
>>142656456
Not quite.
>>142655602
>>142648331
I want to make Pyon shine like Poi,
Fubuki is for __________
>>142656582
Should have known. My next guess was going to be Tomato.
>>142658386
>>142657922
A Tomato is fine too.
Manifest breastiny
>>142657827
Scraping
How do you guys like the new Kagerou-class DD?
>>142648331
I want to drink Poi's piss!
>>142659836
Hotter than Poi
>>142660141
>>142659836
oh god save me from myself
>>142661106
Who is sluttier? Suzuya or Kashima.
Pic not related.
Lewdkumo
Forgot poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443610
>>142661769
Should've addedyourself[/spoiler to the poll.
Would you marry this cutie Pyon?
>>142662095
>marrying daughteru
No.
So I have to ask. I hear REALLY mixed things about the anime. and not the typical stuff most people hate on. I hear the anime is nothing at all like the source material, like so far off that its pretty much something else with the same characters.
>>142662095
Of course.
>>142662155
The anime is pretty shit and you shouldn't bother with it. They tried too hard with the muh edge and muh realism and they fucked up big time. There're like a couple of episodes that are good, and what a surprise, they're SoL episodes.
>>142659836
>You will never lick Shigure's sweaty ass clean.
>>142662220
I want to kissu Kiso
http://www.comic-clear.jp/article.aspx?a=21
>>142662924
Don't stop there.
>>142663139
I want to have sexy time with Kiso.
>>142663139
Who said I was going to?
>>142649472
Sup fluffy hip hop.
>>142663857
A shit.
>>142663857
>>142663857
Melon a CUTE.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>142664119
Something something monkey.
Something something cute.
>>142663503
>>142663935
I know that pairing is based on history, but the girls themselves seem an odd-fit
>>142665366
>>142664736
This cutie needs more doujins
>>142665424
Morenon-H doujins
>>142665424
With Maruyu going down on her?
>>142665400
>removing the appealing armpit trait of Samidare
Delete this you monster.
>>142665601
More both
>>142665725
With you fucking off.
>>142665755
>>142665424
Sauce on pic? Google gives nothing.
>>142666062
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47166355
Wow. There's only been like 3 Kiso H doujins in the last couple of years
I hope you sent out your expeditions.
>>142666886
You better believe it, retard.
Help I married Aoba but I'm starting to like Kinugasa more.
What do?
Who wins?
should i hijack akatsuki?
>>142667053
The admiralthough according to that doujin maybe he lost
>>142666886
>I was just doing 4-5
>Almost to the boss mode
>maintenance again
I want to kill those devs.
>>142667023
Marry her as well
>>142667023
Marry both of them of course.
>>142666185
Ta m8
>>142667118
>doing a sortie minutes before the maintenance
>>142667118
>【発 運営鎮守府 宛 各艦隊司令部】 現在、定期メンテナンス&アップデート中です。 運営鎮守府からのお知らせをご覧下さい。
Your fault.
Fuck I just woke up from a nap because I forgot there was maintenance
I'm a dumbass
>>142667023
You marry that semen demon too.
>>142667203
Gasa is for tender loving not fucking.
>>142667068
>drills
Muh.
>>142667362
What about tender fucking and loving?
>>142648885
Scrap and hunt for a new one.
>>142667507
Now you're speaking my language.
>>142648500
>>142648885
>>142667739
It's not even fair to have shimikaze in this series, she blows the rest of the girls out of the water
>>142667507
I want to tenderly fuck and love both Aoba and Kinugasa
I want Shimakaze grind her bare ass on my dick every day~
>>142667878
Not when these girls also exist.
Praise Yoshinori.
>>142667950
>still posting the shitty looking upscale
>>142667950
Teruducky is the best.
Why do the shipgirls dress like such sluts?
Does the admiral force them to, or are they in fact sluts?
>>142668144
Son listen here, have you ever served or join the navy? Well I can tell you right now kid, Navy girls are natural born whores. This is a universally accepted factoid. Even the Japanese navy had sluts on their ships to comfort men in WW2.
You ever wonder why girls coming back from naval deployment always come back richer?
>>142668144
They were built to serve men.
>>142668057
>that drool
What a lewd girl. I shouldn't be surprised given that rainy season line.
I don't understand.
>>142668583
That makes two of us, friend.
>>142668583
It's a penguin inside a drum canister. What's not to get?
Buy the anthology, faggots. It's only 650yen + Shipping&Handling.
Is it wrong that I only fapped to the material and don't give a shit about the game?
>>142669329
That's not wrong at all.
>>142669329
If you enjoy being a flithy secondary, it's ok.
>>142669400
Does the game offer more than just hearing your boat talking? I don't really like mindless grinding.
>>142669329
Secondary faggots should all kill themselves.
>>142669329
I don't give a shit about the game, I'm just here to remind everyone their waifus got rekt.
>>142669510
But what if Iowa is my waifu?
>>142669510
Good job anon.
>>142669437
>boat
>>142669510
Most don't really give a shit about the real ships.
>>142669510
US Submarines made the IJN their bitches.
>>142669437
You can marry your waifu and kill lots of abyssal scum with her.
I want to cause a turret explosion
>>142670078
Stop bullying mutsu
>>142669528
Well then you picked a winner and you should feel good about yourself.
Granted Iowa did fuck all except sink a destroyer.
>>142670078
And usher in the next age of aviation battleships?
>>142669626
Without the real ship there's no reason to care.
>>142670138
Well a training cruiser, she helped NJ sink the DD.
>>142670138
Katori is not a destroyer, she's worse.
>>142670157
You mean like Shinano?
Sorry anon, but that age ended rather quickly.
>>142670138
Fuck your shitty house bird.
>>142670209
Also it's Halsey's fault she didn't get to slug it out, not hers.
Halsey is such a fucking cock block. The opporunity for the BATTLESHIP FIGHT OF THE CENTURY was right there and he fucking wasted it.
>>142670313
Wasn't Halsey off chasing decoys while some DE's and DD's got to fight the Jap battleship fleet?
>>142670313
Well you can't blame Halsey for having a massive carrier murderboner.
I mean, he fucking missed Midway. Of course a man would want to rape some carriers to death after that.
>>142670272
But house birds are fun to talk to.
>>142670272
>>142670350
Yes.
So we can also take the consolation that a bunch of heroic American destroyers managed to defeat a force of heavy cruisers and battleships.
Kurita just epically fucking failed with that one.
>>142670372
He missed Midway and the Philippine Sea. Vice Admiral Spruance got to complete destroy of the IJN's carrier force, while Halsey got the leftovers.
>>142670272
Can someone explain me why eagles are so damn badass?
>>142670350
It basically went
>Americans had some small-ass escort carriers, destroyers and destroyer escorts
>Halsey was off to rape IJN carriers with his big dick battleship force
>Kurita's heavy fleet rolls up to small American escort carrier fleet to fuck them up
>They got battleships and heavy cruisers and shit
>Amazingly, the American destroyers fire everything they can to hold off Kurita's fleet
>They actually succeed
>Kurita goes "fuck this" and turns around
>Just because of a couple of teeny tiny American ships
>>142670679
>teeny
>>142670754
Compared to a battleship a destroyer is quite puny, and the Japanese had 4.
>>142670679
It was actually more to do with the swarms of planes, rather than the DDs really. Can't say it was any less embarrassing.
Still, it's the battle that I point out whenever someone asks if it was a good idea to put torps on a cruiser.
>>142670078
If the Japs actually knew anything about America they'd make her obsessed with corn.
>>142670993
>Builder: New York Naval Yard
Ignoring that, she is still a part of the USN, which from before WW2 to today is a coffee drinking Navy.
>>142670941
As I recall most of the dive bombers only had high explosive bombs loaded which don't do much against the most armored floating things in the sea, and most of the fighters were goddamn Wildcats because they were smaller and they could fit more of them on the escort carriers.
>>142670078
Turret explosions were not exactly a rare thing. Hyuuga, Haruna, Mutsu, and Musashi all had similar accident, but with different degrees of destruction.
>keep mistaking misaki doujin for iowa doujin
>>142671365
Iowa's much taller
>>142671365
>>142671425
Misaki is better.
>>142671743
Misaki is better but she's not American flavored
>>142671743
At least Iowa's lover can remember who she is.
>>142671959
>wasting a tall girl on a shota
No no no no
>>142672014
Ideally she should be with a man the same height/slightly taller and have them be competitive and teasing towards each other.
It's a shame doujins have always gotta be hard maledom or hard femdom and not more of an equal split of dominance.
>>142671055
Everyone knows the two staples of ww2 for USN were Coffee and Ice cream.
>>142672234
That's also wrong. You don't waste a rare actual tall girl on some dumb shit like that. You make pair her with an adult guy shorter than her sort of like the yamato iowa one
>doesn't ever talk about her scar
>other shipgirls think that it's hard for her or that she doesn't want to think about it
>in reality she doesn't want to tell anyone she slipped and cut herself with her own sword
Is this about right?
>>142672839
She got the scar for being a disobedient bitch.
Girls who do not do what they're told should be put back into place through physical abuse.
>>142672895
I'll cut you m8.
>>142672895
She got cut on that edge
>>142648500
reminder
>>142675345
You think that if I get a chance to rail this qt, I'll give a single fuck out diseases?
Come on guys. Help me settle this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443610
Suzuya or Kashima?
>>142675790You
>>142675790
You're waifu.
>>142675345
>Believing in propaganda.
>>142675814
My waifu is literally the number 1 rated slut for 3 years running.
But this poll is between Suzuya and Kashima.
I want Shimakaze to sit on my face forever~
>>142670918
If I recall correctly, Yamato alone had more tonnage than all of Taffey 3 combined.
>>142671090
I think he's talking about how the escort carrier White Plains hit Choukai with one of her 5' guns that hit the torpedos and set them off which is what sunk her.
>>142675954
Shimakaze is a slut and the devs know it.
>>142675790
I'm offended. Kashima is a good girl!
>>142675889
ako is cute
>>142675998
She should have a hat.
>>142675954
>sample
>>142675790
Murasame and Kisaragi blow them in the slutty act, Suzu and Kashima just have that look, maybe Suzu is more slutty than Kashima by how she talks.
>>142670673
They aren't.But that's probably because where I come from, eagles are the symbol of a laughing stock football team.
>>142676063
>Murasame
Not a slut.
>>142676012
>I'm offended. Kashima is a good girl!
Vote for Suzuya, then.
>>142676063
>Murasame
Not familiar with her personality.
>Kisaragi
You can't be slutty when you are dead.
>>142676226
>personality
"Hai Hai"
That's pretty much it.
>>142675790
Kashima is the JAV queen.
Of course she is the sluttiest.
>>142676226
>You can't be slutty when you are dead.
Then only Iowa is a slut.
>>142676005
I like slutty girls.
>>142676369
Then you would really like Kisaragi.
Keep voting guys.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443610
Pic unrelated.
>>142676354
Does the concept of reincarnation seem totally foreign to you?
>>142676288
>"Hai Hai"
>>142675998
Mogamin a cute.
>>142676447
Her rainy day CG is cute too.
Especially the damaged one.
>>142648331
Mou Sugoi Akaga-san!
Bullying Tenryuu by making her wear pink frilly dresses and pink ribbons in her hair
Needs more Suzuya love.
Oh fuck, the retard is here.
>>142676582
Piss off you twat.
Who would you rather cuddle with, Z1 or Z3?
How do I rekindle my love for older ships when the new ships make me forget about them?
>>142676628
I like Z1's hair more. So her.
>>142676012
I really want to lick that silver silky hair.
>>142676670
>her
>>142670444
Fuck geese
>>142676628
Max of course.
>>142676700
She's a girl.
What the fuck did they do to Kawakaze?
>>142652743
>burgers.
>Kaga-san
Yes
>you will never have Prinz asimouto
>>142676711
Ichiso thought she was too unique and didn't look enough like another Shigure or Poi so he changed that.
Nui Nui
>>142676582
Rude.
>>142676628
>cuddling with boys
I'm not gae.
>>142677003
Oh my God, too cute Shiranya!
Kissing Graf.
Hugging Graf.
Buying expensive coffee for Graf.
>>142677927
You sound like a sugar daddy.
Neat.
>>142678564
I envy your resource numbers.