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True love never dies!
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI
>>142612526
The question then is...whose name were you saving in the name of?
>>142612967
>...
Off to a great start
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>>142612967
IRISDINA and Katia
Yui, Cryska and Inia are my waifus and I will save them in the name of true love.
>>142613489
Karma police, arrest this man.
>>142613408
How will you guys feel when Theo starts trashing Beatrix when he kills her and later brags about her death to others?
>>142612967
Whoever it is, you can bet there won't be any best girls getting saved. Never is.
>>142613408
Wow, the two worst.
>>142613664
He won't do that. It'll be hard for him to listen a crying, breathy, screaming and sobbing Beatrix, taking forever to die, and his mics won't shut it off.
>>142613489
>multiple waifus
>>142613664
Upset and sad.
>>142613664
>Theo been and edgelord faggot
I'll feel bad
>>142613946
I want to cum on those lips.
>>142613867
>He won't do that. It'll be hard for him to listen a crying
He doesn't seem to care, and certainly doesn't feel the guilt or remorse that the others do over killing people. I don't really think he loses any sleep over stabbing Werewolves like Annete or Walter might.
>>142613867
>[Episode 12] reminds us that Theodor isn't only a bad ass because he banged and killed Lise; he knows how to take out the trash.
>>142614239
Oh he felt guilt all right
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>142614541
No, Theo's always been a bit of a psycho when it comes to how he treats his enemies. If anything, he'd feel pretty good about what he did to Beatrix and her battalion.
>>142614541
Theo's lack of empathy and tunnel-vision is a fucking plot point. Look at how he treats Lise, uses civilians as human shields, and executes prisoners with virtually zero personal guilt.
>>142614652
>>142614751
That's not how he is at all. Pls stop.
;_;
>>142614518
I will always fucking remember, and hate this poster.
>>142614843
He's a weak willed and easily manipulated edgelord.
>>142614933
He had 50 upvotes for this post.
>>142614843
Don't fool yourself, he is a massive asshole and does not care about others
>>142612649
No one!
Who /freedom/ here?
>>142612967
>that name
Who is Meiya most like in SM, your guys opinion?
>>142615129
Too bad that america is controlled by bankers/jews
Why didn't they listen?
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>>142614843
Theo sold out Lise in under three days. Even Axmann was surprised at how little it took to make Theo fold to save his own skin, especially when compared to Lise who took months and had one of the strongest wills he'd ever encountered.
He also lets Inghilde die, and was hoping that Annete would die too. The only reason he saved Gretel was because he believed that the stasi would blame her death on him. The very first thing he thinks of when he first sees Katia is that she's to much of a risk/issue and that shooting her would be more convenient.
Theo is a selfish douchebag, and it's actually one of the major reasons why he survived and much kinder or selfless individuals like Walter, Pham, Lise, Iris, Farka, and Jurgen did not.
>>142615252
putting a sheboon on the $20 is an insult, but then again Andrew Jackson would have been horrified if he had known they would have put him on the $20 bill. To be honest, debit cards, credit unions, and things like paypal and bitcoin are much more in keeping with Andrew Jackson's ideal than banknotes issued by the US Treasury.
Bang bang
>>142615328
>Been eaten by BETA
>get shoot by Gretel
They aren't bad ends afterall
I don't know which Daki to pick. I'm just torn between Sumika and Marimo.
>>142615328
Lise and Beatrix deserved to get fucked by Theo. Stop being so salty over it. Millions were saved, Katia's smile was protected, and the world is a better place now that the stasi are all gone.
>>142616488
>The stasi are all gone
Them and the rest of East Germany.
>>142616488
fuck off to reddit
>>142616488
>this is what MAL actually believes
>>142614843
Hey now you can love him but admit he's an asshole, take Lise for example. She has that tru rabu for Theo; the unconditional ride till you die sort of love yet she is very much aware of his faults and short comings. And she'd still follow him to hell and back, in fact she pretty much did exactly that. Didn't come out of it unscathed, sure, lost a bit of herself along the wayher mind, body, and soul chewed up and spit out by the Beastby the time he saw her again but she never lost that love because it was real.
He could be the worst human being on the planet and she'd still love him. And its not like she doesn't have her own issues to work out, issues she has for much the same reasons he has his own problems, sure about 100x more intense and for much longer than what he went through, but still the parallels are there and she can relate to his life experience and understand what makes him the paranoid prick he is today. They grew up together and suffered together, theres no one left on Earth who can know him like she does. Like a slightly smarter, cuter, but less wise Forest Gump she knows what love is and so do you Phamfag.
>>142616488
>Lise and Beatrix deserved to get fucked by Theo.Glad we can agree on one thing
Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart
>>142616709
>liking secondaries
>>142616750
Yes and?
>>142617239
>>142614053
Sexiest mouth pussy in all of Muv Luv.
>>142617239
>>142617422
>>142618093
What would be the best way to troll her?
>>142618630
>force Beatrix to bake a cake
> "accidentally" drop it on the floor, and "accidentally" let the dog eat it
>use stasi magic to take her to west Berlin on a deito
>take her home again afterwards
>give Lise headpats and compliments whenever the werewolves do something right
>scold Beatrix when the werewolves do something wrong
>unplug the freezer where she keeps Jurgen's frozen semen
Healinganon had some pretty good ideas.
>>142618630
Find out which rooms she's bugged and start playing the audio from pornos constantly.
>>142619326
>A man on an epic journey to find himself
>>142616408
Not picking Marimo-chan will forever make you a gigantic faggot.
>>142616623
Very Lise centric, but I like
>>142616534
And Europe!
Good luck keeping the thread alive, kameraden.
>>142621522
Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l5axd6t_Y
I want to drizzle Lise with melted chocolateand then lick it all off her.
>>142624431
I can't wait until I get mine.
>>142623329
Why is pouting Beatrix so cute? Someone that evil shouldn't be as fucking cute as she is.
>>142624431
I can't wait till Destroyer-kun hangs out on my desk
>>142624635
Her full name is Pham Thi Lan, according to the wiki.
Ok, so Pham is actually her last name, but in Vietnamese culture you usually address a person by their first name... So shouldn't we be calling her Lan instead? Or should we actually be going by German or Japanese conventions by addressing her by her last name?
I somehow think nobody at Age even thought this one out, did they?
>>142624920
It's very clearly using Japanese conventions.
>>142624986
I might be overthinking this, but should we be using the proper Vietnamese addressing or Age's Japanese one, if we want to be "proper" about it? It's bugging me.
inb4 autism, etc.
>>142623329
>Stasi Theo gets mad at her
>Beatrix goes full dere
How much spaghetti would Theo spill?
>>142624664
>evil
>>142620723
>>142621522
Making her a mother!
>>142625194
>>evil
You'd have to be delusional to think otherwise.
>>142626316
MAL, don't you have somewhere else to be?
I want to turn Irisdina's cross on the wall upside down when she's not looking.
Injecting Katia with truth serum and asking her realy embarrassing questions!
>>142627075
*really
>>142626741
Does this look like a "good girl" to you?
>>142627124
>>142627075
Looks like someone ended up embarrassing themselves instead.
>>142612526
>True love never dies!
Got that right
>>142627265
10/10 good girl
Would follow that booty into battle
>>142627327
Damn it, man. Your dick is getting us into trouble again.
What is this thing good for?
>>142627368
There is a reason a dick points up to the heavens. It cannot lead you astray, it is the holy path, the most direct way to Heaven and the eternal glory of God's kingdom.
Follow your dick, he knows the way.
Anett is a really strange name for a boy.
>>142627374
Operating operationally!
>>142627265
She looks like really nice girl to me.
>>142627374
Making her walk around the neighborhood on all does fours naked, wearing nothing but a leash and collar, and making her pee in front of other people.
Also, belly rubs and ear scritching.
What is it about these braids that makes me wanna pull them?
Stop continually making and remaking these generals you fucking parasitic co-opters.
>>142628136
>general
We're discussing the nature of the protagonist's "heroic" qualities and the moral standing or lack thereof in his actions and how they affect the supporting cast around him, would you like to join?
>>142628136
Learn to ignore stuff that does nothing wrong besides triggering your autism
>>142627265
Why yes.
See, a villainess isn't simply defined by being a confident, powerful woman (or at least putting up that front).
>>142627312
;_;
>>142622145
I hope you let it cool a bit first or you'll be licking up third degree burns you fucking food sadist.
Besides she looks more like the whipped cream and strawberries type.
>>142628679
A villainess doesn't have to exude confidence and power either. The real tricky ones front innocent vulnerability to lower your guard. Theres no greater threat than the threat that goes unheeded.
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>>142630326
Smile status: protected
Theo dun good.
>>142630452
Wait until the BETA break through, that smile will be gone soon enough.
>>142629012
Yup. Hence >>142627374
>>142630452
>Smile status: protected
You do know how this ends, right?
>>142630606
>>142630620
What is wrong with you people that you look forward to seeing the destruction of this one girl's happiness?
>>142630452
There was another smile he could have protected. But oh well I still love Theo anyways.
Weird question, but do we ever find out what state Yuuya grew up in? Just curious if it was like Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, South Carolina, etc.
>>142630828
You talking about Iris? He did the best he could, but you can't win them all, and he got Katia in the end so not all's lost.
>>142629012
Maybe 45 degrees, hot enough to make her squirm but not much more than that
>>142630828
He protected the smiles that mattered.
>>142630769
'tis bullying lad.
>>142630926
>He got Katia in the end
Does he even like Katia in that way? Even if he does will Katia even reciprocate his feelings?
>>142631748
I think its the other way around. Isn't Katia imoutozoned?
>>142631801
This is Theo we're talking about. Getting imoutozoned isn't going to stop Katia from getting laid.
>>142631939
Further proof that the man has no morals and is but a tool of Iris and Katia.
>>142631990
To be fair having Lise as an imouto is gonna make any man a siscon, even if Theo fumbled their relationship like he was Cam Newton in the Super Bowl.
>>142630769
Because I know how devious and evil she really is.
>>142631748
Other way around dude. Katia wants the Theo bad.
CUTE SUMIKA!
>>142633969
Sumika is a bad person.
>>142628679
Cry not for she lives in the force
GODDAMMIT JAPMOOT FIX YOUR SHIT
>>142628352
I wanna make Anette happy, and fill her up with lots of babies!
Or is she not able to become an kaa-san, even accidental/not obvious kaa-san?
She'd have a nice look, stuffed with quadruplets.
>>142634120
>GODDAMMIT JAPMOOT FIX YOUR SHIT
Our death is soon here.
The end of 4chan
>>142634120
>Anette
>pleasant
That ugly bitch is anything but.
>>142634229
Fucking infidel scum
>>142634101
I don't know why ghost Cryska with Yuuya is so cute and adorable. Maybe it's her autismoe, still prevalent even in death. It's like she gives you a funny look when you ask how, why she's still able to cross over, because the answer is so self evident. Or maybe it's the slightly playfulness creeping on her face which is just too cute, like she is slowly still escaping her autism.
Any new news out there? Anything at all?
>>142634229
The fuck is wrong with you?
Anette a cute!
If only there was milf Anette.
>>142635526
Why is he so dead inside?
>>142635802
Too much fortified OJ
>>142635802
So that he can't remember all the things he lost.
More like Irisatan!
>>142636106
It all came tumbling down.
>you will never make Lise smile and hug you
>>142635802
dead friends
can't return to his world
Waifu is a shogun and he can't pork her
Therefore he became the edge
>>142636772
Well she is a corpse now so you cant.
>>142637476
That doesn't detract from what he said at all.
>>142637625
Yes you are right.
>>142637874
Blondes are so fucking gross.
>>142637890
Is this the hot opinions thread?
>>142620723
Does Latrova actually still dress up and be cute when it's off duty time, or has she been through too much and is old enough that she just doesn't care and is mom for the Zhar battallion?
I'm confused, since a lot of stuff shows her more "mature", and yet things like this official bit show she still has a somewhat cheeky side.
I know it's impolite to ask, but how old is she anyways? She has to be below 50 for sure.
And I guess it'd be asking for spoilers, but why is she interested in Yuuya in a seemingly more than regular relation way. The anime didn't really explain well, besides her son being taken away long ago, and I'm guessing from that that Yuuya reminds her of her son, what'd he be around now.
>>142637874
So who'd Beato's Wessi counterpart be? Bridgette?
>>142638049
>Does Latrova actually still dress up and be cute when it's off duty time, or has she been through too much and is old enough that she just doesn't care and is mom for the Zhar battallion?
A loyal comrade may not know they are off duty until KGB tells them they are
>I know it's impolite to ask, but how old is she anyways? She has to be below 50 for sure.
41 in 2001. She'd be around 57 today.
>
And I guess it'd be asking for spoilers, but why is she interested in Yuuya in a seemingly more than regular relation way. The anime didn't really explain well, besides her son being taken away long ago, and I'm guessing from that that Yuuya reminds her of her son, what'd he be around now.
In a nutshell, you got it. Her whole shtick is mother love, so when she sees someone who is comparable to a long lost son, her actions can make sense.
>>142638114German Meiya.
>>142637337
>Therefore he became the edge
literally
so much he shits on everyone and everything behind his TSF
someone post that pic where he talkes to the brains and finally he finally lets everything go
>>142630895
Really, nobody knows what state Yuuya grew up in? Or did they even put it into the source material?
>>142638543
Deep south IIRC
>>142638543
We don't know sadly. Just judging by their house and Mira's profession, I'd gander Virginia or one of the Carolinas. Maybe Mississippi. Definitely not one of the more inland Southern states I think, unless on the river possibly.
I don't think iit entered their minds. Which is a shame since it'd be cool to see full Southern Son Yuuya. I guess as someone here put, the story seems more applicable to haafus in Japan than the mixed kids in America. Similar, but very crucial differences, hence Yuuya's feelings looking odd at times to an American reader.
>>142638638
We know that, but what state? Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia?
I'd like to know if we ever got something more specific than just the Deep South.
How do we fix Beatrix and Iris relationship?
>>142638807
Find Jurgen's trail. The CIA believes he escaped to Argentina after a certain incident in a Stasi Beer hall.
Is
>How's Inghild, Anett?
too cruel for a greeting?
>>142638870
Very.
Then again, it is for Theo too, he's just much better at sublimating it.
>>142639057
>>142634120
>>142628352
I WANT TO RAPE ANETTE
>>142639057
Only focus on what you can save, tovarisch.
>>142638856
>you will never capture Beatrix alive chain them handcuff her and Iris and let Pham try to fix them
>>142639216
*ignore "chain them"
Forgot to delete that part, obviously.
>>142638502
This one?
>>142639330I'm sleepy as fuck, anon. And it's raining where I am so my head hurts from hearing this fucking rain for hours, cut me some slack.
>>142639378
yes that one
Loli Lise is for spoiling.
I want to spill lemon juice on sleeping Katia and convince her she pissed herself again
Suzy is literally the most heroic SM character.
>>142640449
fuck off Suzy
>>142633969That slugstill looksbetter than the real Sumika
>>142642068
>>142631250
>He protected the smiles that mattered.
>Didn't protect Pham
>Didn't protect Inghild
>Didn't protect Sylwia
>Didn't protect Vivi
>Didn't protect Walther
>Didn't protect Anette(not dead but even more fucked up than she started)
>Didn't protect Lise. Twice.
>Didn't protectBeatrix
>Didn't protect the Oder-Neisse line
>Didn't protect East Germany
>Didn't protect the morale broken incapacitated Farkas after snuffing out their last light.
>Didn't protect a single best girl
Nah fuck you Katiafag.
>>142638403
Too Weeaboo.
>>142643109
Never forget Vivi
>tfw no TSF Thälmann Battalion
I don't like this new slutty Beato.
>>142645833
I think it would be funny if they went out of their way to make an extra-verse Beatrix pure deredere
>>142646697
Deredere Beato:
>bakes cakes everyday
>ara aras all the time
>gives out hugs like Pham
>but still teases at will
Do want.
>>142646697
She'd probably be a bitch to everyone and only go full dere around Jurgen.
>>142646947
>you will never bend over a deredere Beato in a naked apron as she bakes a cake
>>142647095
Nah, more like a mean Yuuko, not really a bitch but still not entirely pleasant.
>>142647139
Please tell me that man won't be in Extra
>>142647275
>SM Extra
>Axmann's career hit a dead end since he is too sadistic
>Axmann is stuck steam-opening letters in the MfS's basement
>>142647275
It's a protein cake now
>>142647275
Who'd be Jurgen's rival then?
>>142647534
He doesn't need one. But if he must have a male counterpart to clash with then Theo.
>>142647139
>>142647275
>>142647374
What If Axmann was a joke character?
>>142647769
What if Axmann was a joke?
>>142648089
IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO
>>142648306
What if Axmann was?
>>142648349
What if Axmann was a social construction?
You're lying in bed next to Lise early one morning, when yet again, you notice a third person lying on the interdimensional mattress on Lise's other side. It's been a little while since this happened. It's been a few months since the last guests arrived, Sylwia's friends Kaja and Irena. You look over your sleeping wife, at the third person on the bed. Like the two poles, she isn't wearing an NVA uniform. Her own uniform is charcoal gray with sky blue piping. Furthermore, the girl in your bed is clearly some sort of east Asian, with a white ribbon wrapped around the hair draped over her shoulder. You wake up Lise, and point to the girl beside her.
"She's not one of yours, is she?"
Lise shakes her head. "Obviously not."
"Shower time?"
Showers are a very important part of the day for the two of you. Since the three kids in the house and the occasional interdimensional stray all like to suddenly appear in your bed without notice, showers are one of the few times you can have extra-special healing times without getting disturbed. Lise goes on ahead to the bathroom while you put on a pot of coffee. A moment later, you join her and partake in your morning routine. You get out of the bathroom feeling incredibly refreshed. AS you pour a mug of coffee for Lise and yourself, the girl who was in your bed wanders into the living room carrying her boots in her hand. Lise takes a sip of coffee, and smiles at her.
"Hi there. You're probably pretty confused right now. Why don't you have a cup of coffee, and we'll get you up to speed."
Lise picks up her tablet, which is on the coffee table, and scrolls through some web pages, before handing it to you. She whispers in your ear, "This is strange, she's not from my story, she's from.... later."
The girl takes a cup of coffee you handed her, and looks up, confused. Suddenly, you hear the deadbolt on the front door turning, and Theo steps into the room, wearing a pair of zip off hiking pants, trail runners and a polyester t-shirt.
>>142649920
The anticipation is killing me.
>>142649920
Oh shit it's Yuimoto.
>>142647139
>Schwarzesmaken Extra
>Reverse the switch worlds thing that unlimited started
>It's regular SM Theo going to school with everyone now.
>He can't believe it at first
>Just as he finally starts to relax, no stasi, no party, no BETA, etc.
>Axman appears
>Ominous music in the background
>Starts behaving in exactly the same way he does in the main series
>Theo pants status: shateveryone ignores him cause in reality he's the school's resident chuuni
I will die laughing if this happens.
>>142649920
So, Yui is confirmed for dead?
noice
>>142650312
Axmann is ten years older than Theo. He'd probably be doing some other shit. Theo would probably shit more bricks over seeing Beatrix than Axmann.
>>142649920
Healanon, what about the kids?
Or am I thinking wrong? I thought Lise had a pair of twins already?or I'm trapped in the cycle having memories "I've never lived through" course through me after so many times
>>142649920
So according to Healanon Yuimouto didn't survive the hit.
Well at least she has a chance at wining a Xbowl now.
>>142650491
I said he'sthe school's resident chuuninever said anything about him being a student in their class, I was thinking more among the lines of teacher.
>>142650646
What would he teach? Woodworking?
>>142650736
Biology?
>>142650736
Social Studies
>>142650736
Psychology.
>>142650736
>>142650764
>>142650803
>>142650915
If there's something I learned from Majikoi is that there's plenty of room for silly as fuck teachers, I am in full support of this idea simply cause the amount of joke characters who are also teachers is criminally low.
>>142651129
Herr Axmann teaching Ethics and Sozialkunde would be droll even if played seriously though.
>>142651129
>Theo and Lise transfer to his class
>Theo drops out after three days
>Lise's perfect GPA is forever tainted with aD
Boing
>>142651596
Superior Boing
>>142651686
Go away alienslut
>>142651686
You posted the wrong image, here's the right one.
>>142651596
>>142651686
>>142652000
I'm listening
>>142652000
No. I'm perfectly positive that I posted the correct image.
>>142652000
Iris's Irises don't deserve so fine digits!
>>142652116
Oops, you posted another incorrect image! Luckily the friendly users of /a/ are ready to assist you in rectifying your mistakes.
>>142652344
No. I posted the correct image and every of my statements is factually correct.
>>142652412
I wonder if that material is as slippery as it looks
>>142652412
What's factually correct is that Sumika's ass is concave.
>>142651596
>>142652000
>>142652344
How big can those Irises get?
>>142652516
SumikAss is perfect shape and size.
Anything Sumika is perfect.
>>142650567
she has a pair of twins and an eldest, they're mentioned in the second paragraph.
>>142650603
It's more fun this way.
>>142652595
Well, I'm off to bed.
Posting The Winner.
>>142653034
Alright. Have a nice sleep.
>>142652517
Big enough
>>142653063
Stupid Least Germans can't even throw communists out of helicopters correctly. That thing is way too close to the ground.
>>142653463
Pinochet pls go
>my waifu will never be relevant
why I am still here?
>>142639526
Loli Lise needs a father who isn't crazy enough to try to hop the wall with Muv-luv stasi guarding it. And friends who won't dump her just because the gov shut down her drama club. And more ribbons. Maybe a stuffed bear too.
>>142653584
To suffer obviously.
>>142654074
Thanks cookie
>>142649920
Yui looks up, and sees the man at the front door. She freezes.
"What is he doing here?"
The three of you turn at the girl, who is staring at Theo with a look of anger and mistrust. Theo looks confused.
"This is my sister's house. We were going to go on a hike today."
Yui looks at you and Lise, suddenly alarmed. "That man is a dangerous terrorist! We're all in danger right now."
Lise tilts her head, "That's my brother. Siblings like to spend time together, you know."
You detect a hint of a smirk on Lise's face. Theo clearly feels put on the spot, but you can't for the life of you tell whether he's trying to hide something. Yui is doing her trademark glower at the three of you.
"He's a terrorist. He tried to make the BETA destroy the world. He thinks they're a divine scourge or something."
Somebody had obviously been reading her intelligence reports. Theo laughs.
"The BETA don't exist here. They never existed here."
"What?"
"Listen, you came from a different world, where the BETA exist. You died, but you aren't dead, and this isn't heaven. This is something different."
Yui looks confused for a moment. Theo moves in for the rhetorical kill.
"And I'm not the master. That was probably some absurd lie made up by a crazy person. I just run a community day care and preschool with my mother."
You aren't sure whether he's lying on the first part, but it doesn't matter. That's his story, and he's stuck to it for almost a decade. The second part, however, is true. Theo had been totally unemployable in every other aspect since arriving on the interdimensional mattress, so he was put to work babysitting by the other members of his ersatz family. When to everybody's surprise, it turned out he was actually pretty good at it, he converted his basement and back yard into a child care center, and got the necessary licenses and education. Yui doesn't seem so sure, but the fact that she has yet to bolt through the open door behind Theo is an encouraging sign.
>>142654188
>Theo had been totally unemployable in every other aspect since arriving on the interdimensional mattress, so he was put to work babysitting by the other members of his ersatz family. When to everybody's surprise, it turned out he was actually pretty good at it, he converted his basement and back yard into a child care center, and got the necessary licenses and education.
...somehow, I believe it. Absolutely unsure why though.
>>142654525
You're not the only one. I get the feeling he'd be good with small kids and babies. Don't know where it comes from.
>>142654675
Just don't let him near Beato and Jurgen's kids.
>>142654525
>>142654675
>Theo the pre-school and elementary teacher
>Iris the middle- and high-school teacher
It fits.
>>142654675
Theo could be just as manipulative, charismatic, intelligent, and dangerous as Axmann or Jurgen if only he'd take his head out of his asshole.
>>142654879
Yeah, but then Axmann or Beatrix would have taken notice of him. The fact that everyone just assumed he was a weak willed dolt allowed him to fly under the radar.
>>142654879
>that pic
Everytime
>>142654963
But he is a weak willed dolt.
>>142655082
By choice, not by nature.
>>142650312
That'd be bretty cool. Reminds me of Nurutu mirror world Sasuke.
>>142649920
Well now.Unless she's not dead.
Either way, the main story is being revived!
>>142654188
>Theo completely unemployable
Wow, you really do hate Theo, healanon.I laughed because my cousin has been doing this for some years now.He's been pretty successful, and I am good with kids too.
That's kinda heartwarming actually, you'd think it'd be Inghild or Pham who were made to be the group's babysitter, but no it's Theo. His heart is still there, I told you guys.
>>142656299
>That'd be bretty cool. Reminds me of Nurutu mirror world Sasuke.
Who called the pleb patrol?
>>142654963
But Beatrix DID take notice of him. Just from the LN alone, she already outright encouraged him to defect to her, and if the one who saved Katia and himself was her, looking out for him too.
And speaking of Axmann, it seems he's aware Theo knows better than he lets on. Hell, even in the anime, he tried to get him onside.
>>142656299
>Theo
>heart
that's a good one
>>142656398
Calm your tits, I just said it reminded me, that's all. Since you know, said chuuni, and everyone ignoring Theo 'weirdness' and all.
>>142653584
Whose is yours?
>>142653159
>that smiling Yuuhi
>>142654188
So TE characters are making it over too now. Unless it's because it's connected to Theo, in which case not many then.
>>142651596
>>142651686
Reminder that all of this is a hoax and IXTL will never publish this for real even if Cookie or other guys from âge cared about it.
>>142656657
You really think people would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>142656437
Doesn't she compliment Theo a lot in their final battle, remarking about how much he's grown from the sniveling wreck he started out as?
Rᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴠᴏᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ Jüʀɢᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ!!!
>>142657946
Sorry, but I'm going to vote forGretel
>>142657946
But I don't have a Nico account.And I wanna see the Soviet bully making autismoe jealous.
Is this the primary poll for deciding who gets art?
>>142658139
Yes, final voting last Friday was the run up
>>142658139
>But I don't have a Nico account.
It's 2016
>>142658252
IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
IT IS 2016 ALREADY
HOW HAVE WE NOT YET DEFEATED THE BETA
COME ON ITS 2016 PEOPLE
>>142658548
The only people who don't have moontube accounts are newfriends :^)
>>142638870
Yes.
>>142639095
She already has PTSD issues, why would you do that?Unless you're implying the D can cure her
>>142658648
>spoiler
PTSD is an acronym for Pretty Thick and Strong Dick for a reason.
>>142612526
postan bast grills.
>>142654188
>Lise tilts her head, "That's my brother. Siblings like to spend time together, you know."
>You detect a hint of a smirk on Lise's face.
Bullying!
>>142658799
Posting
>>142658648
>spoiler
Yes, but it has to be the ~right~ dick.
>>142658139
You know how easy it is to make a nico?
You probably don't have a pixiv account either, pleb.
>>142658648
>She already has PTSD issues, why would you do that?
oh she will be cured alright
>>142659423
Why did they dramatize what was a humorous event in the VN?
>>142656273
And a choice based purely on convenience, the trait of a true villain.
>>142659617
I don't know, I found hilarious how they get the relations of West and East Germany so wrong
>>142659617
Not the same event. The initial meeting was played roughly the same just without the physical violence. Your pic related was either the second or third meeting I can't remember, after they started making nice and got to know each other and their positions.
>>142659617
Watanabe is a hack.
>>142659739
You saying the relationship betwen west and east germany was actually reverse of what they showed?
>>142654188
The room is silent, everyone is glancing around looking at everyone else. You still aren't sure whether Theo was or was not the Master in the MLA universe. He has obviously never admitted to it. Still, that's relatively unimportant in light of the fact that those things never happened in this world. Yui has regained most of her composure, and is sipping the coffee. She saw the two of you drinking from the same pot, and she knows that the coffee is probably not poisoned. She's right, of course. It's the medicinal brownies she's nibbling on that she should really be worried about. Just kidding. Probably. The silence is broken when a blonde haired little girl in braids comes bounding through the front door, and wraps herself around Theo's waist.
"Papa! what's taking so long?"
The girl, who is almost a perfect replica of her mother, looks up, noticing the stranger on the couch.
"Another one? We're still going on the hike, right?"
"Yes, we're still going on the hike. People here just have to get ready."
You take that as the cue to head back into the bedroom and change out of your bathrobe, into something more appropriate for the hike. You do, and then head upstairs to get your own children ready. You were supposed to have done this a while ago. Although it's kind of a tired excuse, the fact of the matter is, the events of the morning really distracted you from your original schedule. Eventually, everyone is ready to go, including Yui, who is wearing a pair of your gym shorts and T-shirt, since Lise's clothes do not fit her. It's been decided that you'll pick up a pair of shoes for her along the way to the trailhead. The hike you have planned is pretty short and pretty easy, since you fully plan on making five-year olds do it, so even Yui, with her total absence of wilderness survival skills, should be able to keep up without too much trouble. Eventually, everyone is loaded into the car, and you head into the woods.
>>142659351
I got a Pixiv, chill out.
>>142659145
But in actuality, they outright despise each other.
>>142659617
As another anon explained, not the same event. Anime did this a few times, so it's understandable. For example, Lise's and Theo's first meeting on the rooftop was much, much more emotional.
>>142660475
>everyone in healanon's stories is a /fit/izen
So that's what that sense of unease I felt reading healanon's stories was about.tfw heading to work at Wal Mart in five minutes
;_;
>>142660074
Not like that. But the Helsinki accords (and the Ostpolitik of Brandt) where an important hallmark on their relation
Unlike China and Taiwan or the two Koreas, West and East Germany recognized each other as sovereign states thanks to the Basic Treaty of 1972
>>142660827
Beatrix, Lise, and Iris probably care about physical appearances, so it'd make sense that they'd stay fit. They'd probably drag their husbands out too.
>>142661091
Why does Irisdina's MiG-21PF look so intimidating in that picture?
>>142654188
>And I'm not the master.
"Yui never mentioned that Theo, how you'd know who she was talking about? Hm?"
>>142658991
That was uncalled for, Lise.
>>142661146
Because it looks like its about to crush Lise
Theo probably doesn't even feel guilty over Lise. Regret, sure, but never guilty.
>>142660475
>a blonde haired little girl in braids
>is almost a perfect replica of her mother
So will Iris Jr. grow up to be... as well endowed as her mother?
Also, I can't imagine being Yui here.
>"I know you just woke up and are still processing that you're now in a different time period in an alternate universe that isn't an alien invaded hellscape, and you have a lot of questions, but right now you need to come hiking with us and our 5-year old kids."
>>142661183
But why is it even crushing Lise?
>>142660827
Am Healanon, can confirm.One of my workout shirts is that "Three wolves howling at the moon superimposed on the american flag" shirt you guys have on sale right now.
>>142661262
>Piggyback
Absolutely precious.
>>142661262
Don't know
>>142661233
She needs a mini-Beatrix to bully her and the circle will be complete.
>>142661346
>their faces when Theo told them that he fucked his sister
>>142661393
Cats out of the bag now. I'd be surprised if the whole barracks didn't hear them.
>>142661393
I think it's telling that Iris didn't get angry or really give a shit when he told her about it.
>>142661346
>implying they don't grow up as best friends or like sisters in this context.
Like how their parents were supposed to turn out: remain best friends forever. Said parents are actually overjoyed about this, but don't really mention it out loud.
>>142661233
>"I know you just woke up and are still processing that you're now in a different time period in an alternate universe that isn't an alien invaded hellscape, and you have a lot of questions, but right now you need to come hiking with us and our 5-year old kids."
They're not going to cancel their plans just because some random Japanese woman suddenly crossed dimensional boundaries, cheated death, and appeared in their bed. Do you realize how much of a pain in the ass it would be to try and reschedule?
>"Yui never mentioned that Theo, how you'd know who she was talking about? Hm?"
Good catch.
Are there any current translation projects for any of the side stories? Like say, the TSFiA series or Eurofront?
What is the projected release date for Schwarzesmarken in Steam and Martyr's in Japanese?
>>142663218
>Are there any current translation projects for any of the side stories? Like say, the TSFiA series or Eurofront?
No, of course not.
>>142663218
>What is the projected release date for Schwarzesmarken in Steam and Martyr's in Japanese?
soon
I want to shoot my baby batter inside Beatrix's butt.
>>142664050
She's an evil woman. She's the type who'd leglock you when you tried to pull out.
>>142664960Implying I would not let her.
So would you guys read a Schwarzesmarken manga.
>>142664960
>She's the type who'd leglock you when you tried to pull out.
Now we're talking, if she wants my man milk so bad, I wouldn't mind shooting through the Berlin wall of her uterus.
>>142665054
You'd be saddled with her for life if she got pregnant tho.
>>142665077
As long as it was better than the anime.
>>142665127
That would be absolutely heavenly.
>>142665219
I'd be happy enough if it kept the VN artstyle. At least then I'd be able to fap over it.
>>142665127
That doesn't seem so bad.
>>142664050
Which SM would be addicted to anal?
>>142665830
Sylwia.
>>142665830
Pic related of course.
>>142661233
Maybey she'll be even more? She does have Theo's family genes in her too.
>>142664050
Be sure to dump some in her baby maker too, okay?
>>142660475
You eventually make it to the trailhead. Yui did agree to get some decent shoes, and you see Pham and Farka napping in an Eno Doublenest set up near their car. Yui sees Pham, and glancing around, calls out to her in Japanese. Pham looks flustered, then giggles for a moment before saying "Ich spreche nicht Japanisch"
Whatever Yui was asking, Lise answers in Japanese. Yui looks shocked. Theo nudges you and whispers, "Couldn't she tell Pham wasn't Japanese?"
You shrug, "Yui is literally a princess. I'm sure commoners all look the same to her."
Yui recovers from her embarrassment, and gives the two of you a steely gaze.
"Wait... How did you know I was a princess? And you." she points at Theo "When I said you were a terrorist, You denied being the master. And why do you know what my name is? I never told you my name."
You and Theo laugh at the confused noble. "We watched it all on the TV."
"...What?"
"Don't worry about it right now."
You fill Yui in on the details of her life and times, and how they differ from your own, as you set off along the trail. It is a relatively short 8km loop, with a nice meadow halfway along where you could have a picnic. You are occasionally interrupted in your lecture when the Flexi retractable leash you are holding is almost pulled out of your hands. You aren't walking a dog, of course. Your daughters are fraternal twins, and one of them is rather spirited. She's a bright girl, who can already read and write, but she also likes to take initiative, and do whatever she wants whenever she wants, preferring to apologize rather than ask permission. It only took one unannounced game of hide and go seek in a national forest before she earned the coveted status of 'that little kid on the leash.' She was very good at hiding. You hadn't expected things to turn out this way, but here you are. Luckily, an 8km hike through the woods is just the ticket to make sure she's docile and well behaved for the rest of the weekend.
>>142665987
Hardest decision in Circe's life is trying to decide whether to let her captain kiss her on the lips after he spent the evening tossing her salad.
Cum inside, it's cold out there!
>>142652000
The trips never lie. Tell us more Iris's Irises.
I want to suck my own semen out of Pham's gaping butthole.
>>142668043
Reminder that Beatrix had her molars removed and raped her.
>>142668250
>Pham will never give you a gummy
Damn healanon, you're in full force today. I love it.My own writefag work proceeds at a much slower pace, mainly because I've got 50+ pages planned for this particular installment.
>>142668672
What is about it?
>>142668700
Sorry, forgot my trip. And yes, it's me. THAT guy.DTHW episode 7 will be a much smaller installment than the 240-page monster that was Movie The 1st. Expect more Beatrix and Lise healing/love, also more SM and possibly even TE characters joining the cast. Action probably won't be the wild 100+ starship battles shown in Movie The 1st, but will still be exciting in their own way, and you know I'm shoving plenty of PROMOTIONS in there somewhere. I've got my own wild ride that never ends, and Muv-Luv just got on for good. DT is technically an internal project of mine that'll never fully see the light of day... But I might be convinced to post some juicy Muv-Luv related bits here.
Might even post a basic Movie The 1st spoiler or two here just for lulz. Anyone interested?
inb4 autism, gtfo faggot, etc.
>>142667215
Can't tell if she's furious, afraid or playing hard to get.
>>142660599
>Lise's and Theo's first meeting on the rooftop was much, much more emotional.
https://u.pomf.is/vnpgrt.mp4
https://u.pomf.is/vbiygg.m4v
Kidnapping, torture, and dead parents. Ahh memories.
>>142653159
Thats not nice.
>>142657946
I only vote for Sumika.
>>142670428
>I only vote for Sumika.
It's not like she's going to need votes. You should be voting on who you want to be second or third place.
>>142670625
She always needs more votes.
>>142661346
But it was supreme bitch kid and teenage Irisdina that bullied innocent Beato since forever. Beatrix mild but far more high stakes bullying of Iris has been going on only like, a year or two at most.
Also, considering Lise's gene set is in Theo's set too, Iris Jr could end up with an even bigger chest.
>>142661449
Would Pham and Cui have a rivalry?
I mean on the one hand, Pham is northern Vietnamese, but on the other, Cui is Taiwanese.
>>142664960
>to some people, this is evil, rather than the very definition of loving
>>142671677
>Also, considering Lise's gene set is in Theo's set too, Iris Jr could end up with an even bigger chest.
Lise and Theo are only distantly related, there is very little chance for those genes to affect Theo's daughter.
>Would Pham and Cui have a rivalry?
Why would they? They aren't competing over anything and don't have clashing opinions.
>>142670745
You know what, I hope she gets 99% of the vote because it will just give me more power to swing the vote to whomever I want.
>>142671817
Historical baggage anon.
The Vietnamese have had a very fractious relationship with China for centuries.
Then again, Pham considers herself German so there's that.
>>142661346
>>142671677
Beatrix's kid is already besties with Inghild's kid. Which makes sense since they were the first kids added. Maybe this one will get a mini-bea as well, though, since it's not like Beatrix would use contraceptives.
>>142672336
That would be nice if jurg got the other 1%
>>142661267
Alas, sadly I am not /fit/. I know the rules, and yet...I'm not there yet?
Am I gonna make it? Are any of us gonna make it?
>>142661449
I suddenly wanna see Pham in a cheongsam.Aren't those shirts like permanently on sale?
>>142665077
I would!
Thanks for the scans by the way.
>>142664960
>implying this is a bad thing
So you stuff her belly with a few puppers. What's the worst that could happen? I mean you get married? Oh no, the horrors, etc etc etc.
>>142665830
Definitely Anette.
That does it. Beatrix has to pay.
Let's kill Beatrixwith kindness and hugs
I want to softly bully both teen Beato and Iris with Jurgen helping me.
>>142665077
Yes.
>>142674469
>>142674576
There are no words to describe this evil!
>>142674432
>marry Beatrix
>during sex she would call you Jurgen
>when she notices your confusion her only reply is a blush and loud "s-shut up and just roll with it, don't ruin the moment"
Cute as fuck.
>>142653906
>Maybe a stuffed bear too
So, she needs adead Brown Beastin her life?
>>142674706
Why would you fantasize about having sex with a woman while she thinks of someone else
How do you make Lise yandere for you?
>>142672336
what did you expect of sumika fag? they are fucking retarded.
>>142674925
Beato and Lise are Kintsugi girls. Their damage is part of what makes them unique and beautiful.
>>142674905
Stuffed and mounted on the wall. Then unmounted and buried in the woods so she never has to be reminded of him again.
>>142675068
You don't. She decides if you're worthy.
Would you laugh at Irisdina's jokes to make her feel good?
>>142675231
Yes, but then I'd respond in kind. Iris would have been infinitely better if they kept her groaners in the show.
>>142675148
I didn't question their characters(why'd you have to drag Lise into this), I'm questioning the scenario of being both already married to and fucking Beatrix and she's still thinking of someone else. That sounds creepy as shit
>>142675396
It's because without Jurgen, Beatrix is not Beatrix. You're never going to replace him, and you're never going to get her to stop loving him. You can only try to make it so the pain she feels from his absence is lessened, and not so raw and immediate. She'll love you as well, but that will be alongside her love for Jurgen, and sometimes she'll cross a few wires.
>>142674706
That actually is kind of depressing.
I liked it more when that anon had List dress Stasi Theo to look like Jurgen and surprise her for her birthday.
>>142676304
Last story on the list.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-uMN28GtT68ZPP2gS2Tq5Ipm4yw_odDBLpS3qM_camg/edit?usp=sharing
Gretel is for marrying with the sole purpose of domestic abuse.
>>142676542
You mean to fetch your morning paper and slippers
>>142676629
real talk: Gretel is not that smart. I'm just happy she comes when she's called and is housebroken most of the time.
>>142676128
Possibly acceptable, but does the wire crossing go both ways?
If she doesn't even hesitate a bit given the choice of having Jurgen back or you, despite married happily to you for years, and even bearing many of your children, was it ever love for you in the first place she ever had for you then?
If there is a Beato path, no doubt some of this will come into play. In fact, I'm sure that'll form a lot of the drama and feels of that path -Beatrix healing in a way, first trying to disregard him as being anything alike hrs Jurgen, to her realizing he could be and so she tries to practically make him into another one, to her coming to terms that Theo is his own person, and coming to love him for who HE is, while appreciating that he really is another chance to be happy as she was before.
>>142677250
If Jurgen is safely dead, then the way the wires cross the other way is that you become her remedy, as she realizes that her love for you and the support you provide her is what makes the pain of losing her first love bearable, and you are the person who released her from the constant waking nightmare of her life after Jurgen.
I think the question of whether she'd walk away from her family and new lover if Jurgen reappeared is interesting. I don't think she'd just drop everything and leave forever. She might run away with him, maybe sooner, maybe later, but I think she'd definitely be torn. It would rip a scab off of her soul if she saw him again. I think, in the end, you might have to let her go, but she wouldn't ever be out of your life. It would be awkward and painful, but also a little bittersweet. She'd always love you, in a way, but there's a certain inevitability to it. You knew what you were signing up for when you fell in love with her.
And who knows? Maybe, if she discovers Jurgen is alive, she'll appreciate being able to work towards some closure, but decide that the life she built with you means too much to leave behind.
>>142677516
>bittersweet
Well, sheeeit, looks like we know how a potential Beato path would be. Because of course Cookie will never let us have a happy end!
;_;
>>142677845
Bittersweet is the most we can ever hope for.
class rep is the best class rep
>>142677516
Reminds me of something long ago.
Dammit, I don't want these heavy feels.
>>142678334
If she's so good why didn't she get a daki in thekickstater?
>>142678412
because people on kickstarter are literal fucking trash and they have shit taste.
>>142678490
I'm sure they would be.
>>142678412
To be fucking fair, that applies to holy shit tons of people in the ML world.
Oddly enough, Stella is one of the few more level headed people when fighting the BETA. For the most part anyways, she also goes full yandere at times.Worryingly, most of those times are against other humans.
Intercrural with Beato!
>>142676517
Ah thanks for that, good reads and good times.Maybe I'll get around sometime to writing again.Axmann still has to help make America great again.
>>142674469
Yes!
stream when
>>142656598
>Calm your tits
>>142660599
>chill out.
if you don't want people calling you a retard don't do retarded shit
Less than one hour to go!
>>142679606
You know being angry won't change the votes to Jurgen, as much as we want it to be?
Too many people want another picture of a slug.
>>142679654
But why not giving other characters a chance?
>>142679654
You just need a nico account right? No proxies?
>>142679672
Yes and you don't need a proxy
vote predictions
1.sumika
2.inia
3.matika
4.hibiki
5.jürgen
6.cute boy
It'd be good if Jurgen or Gretel win. Hibiki if I had to compromise. The Ruskies areboringslutmika a shit.
>>142679968
Fuck Gretel, I'd rather have the Russian bully. Or Hibiki too.
Or Inia for that matter.
>>142680126
>Fuck Gretel
That'd be the plan, son.
>>142680126
Fuck Gretel
I would
Fifteen minutes lads, get ready.
>>142680304
disgusting
>>142680383
Nice opinion
>>142680641
>Beato with a Carabinieri uniform
Alright lads, it's nearly time
Who has a link?
>>142680731
It's great, isn't it?
>>142680731
>>142680799
Again, pretty girls in formal military uniforms is a vastly under-appreciated fetish.
>>142680799
Yes
They start wearing black before the SS made it cool
>>142680737
live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266037809
Post screenshots for the poor fools with shit internet.
Here's the stream: http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266037809
Yuuko be lewd!
Also, dat singing
>>142680972
>>142680976
Except for the BD election towards the end, there won't really be anything interesting in today's stream:
明日の 「アキバcode900」は モンキーチョップVSもえみちゃんのライブドローイング対決！
It's just going to be another drawing competition between Moemi (girl on the right) and the dude. No real news announcements.
Next week is where it might get a little crazy because of the big SM announcement event.
>>142681198
DO YOU EVEN LIFT
SQUATZ AND OATZ = BIG GAINZ
Shit internet is shit. Good luck lads, you know for whom you have to vote.
Here's some Vivi!
>>142681478
hibiki ofcoursejk im voting jürgen
>>142681506
>>142681532
I don't get why she has stink lines in Moemi's picture.
>>142681625
Vivi-chan strikes back?
>>142681625
More like Kouki strikes back.
KOUKI-SAMA!!!!
>>142681625
I don't remember this happening.
>>142681625
What the...a cut bad end?
Kouki coming in slapping these bitches down with his art.
>>142681761
Alternate universe shit.
>>142681625
I want angry Vivi to bully me.
She's so cute with that scowl.
>>142681811
Wait what? From where? A mirror universe or something?
>>142681893
So since cookie is in the stream. Does that mean his from his writing for now or is the thing done?
>>142681893
>>142681920
>MARRY ME PIERCE!
kek, Katia only comes up to everyone tits
I need this!
>>142681625
REMOVE BETA
Which one?
Also, I guess this confirms Beatrix as being taller than Iris.
ITS TIME!
VOTE!
>>142682232
Beato because she looks smug
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266037809
Time to vote bitches.
>>142682272
time to vote for sumika
>>142682267
She always looks smug.
>>142682195
>>142682232
BEATO
E
A
T
O
So wait, how to vote? The boxes aren't appearing.
Do we yell out what we want? If so, what's Jurgen's characters so I can copypaste?
>>142682356
No, they'll put the vote boxes up eventually.
<<It's time>>
Okay, voting boxes up. Prepare for disappointment.
>>142682427
I am prepared
>>142682427
Good Luck everyone!
>Gretel won
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FUCK YOU GRETELFAGS
Well, vote swung exactly how everyone expected it too.
GRETEL
R
E
T
E
L
Winners are Gretel, Sumika, and Inia.
>Gretel won
What a time to be alive
>>142682564
>>142682574
>>142682592
kouki is disapoint
What the, what's this vote about now?
>>142682618
sex position
>>142682574
Gretelfags are too lucky.
>>142682647
before anime her fanbase was nonexistent. it shows how many anime-only fags are on stream.
>>142682574
ユルゲンにだいぶ食われたなぁ (╥_╥)
>>142682617
Kouki is about to cry.
I am too.
;_;
Can't stop the commissar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
>>142682694
>>142682703
>>142682617
Face of a guy ready to kill some waifus right there.
>>142682603
At least Inia is cute as fuck.
Hopefully it's something with her and Yuuya, I did hear him mentioned in the stream.
>>142682927
She's a 16 year old loli.
>>142682969
Yes and?
new stream http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv266051537
kouki is very disapoint
>>142683053
is he going to rant about it?
>>142683053
Would love to stay but I got work so gotta sleep.
Kill them cookie. Kill Them All!!
>>142683053
i have no idea what they are talking aside from that one part they talk about sex position and prices...fiuck
>>142681625
Vivi-chan and Lead Belly spin-off when?
>A Kalashnikov packing loli and gropy rage-fueled mistress misadventure their way with through vile BETA hordes, lusting after Kurt, and saving Christmas in the name of the Fatherland. Spray and pray alongside these hapless young maidens to learn if love can truly bloom on the battlefield.
>>142682574
> Gretel beat Sumika
>>142682574
The fuck??
Also, I just realized I'm missing reaction image of Sumika being surprised.
>>142689636
So when are we going to get a picture of Gretel and Martin?
>>142689691
I think Martin has to win for that, and that ain't happening.
>>142689691
Heroines pics are always solo. Only the boys get pics with their waifus.
It'll be years until we get official art of these two on a date.;_;
>>142690625
Why would you want that?
>>142691142
Because the look good together
>>142691142
Because that would mean a cute, dere and cutely dressed Beato?
>>142688173
Why are the stasi chicks the only ones with sex lips?
>>142692560
Because people with shit taste give blowjob lips to characters they want you to hate.
>>142693229
Hatefuck their throat? I think Kouki is on the right track.
>>142694745
>hatefucking Beato
You're doing it wrong.You've got to fuck her gently and lovingly.
>>142612526
KAISERREICH TIMELINE WHEN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE0bOfX6HMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMGQmZE84A
>>142696211
>cripplechan
>>142696413
the mod is currently being developed by mainly commies, turks and armenians though
also some of its OSTs are decent
>Japan
http://a.pomf.cat/zhqrdr.mp3
>Russian
http://a.pomf.cat/klcgig.mp3
>Syndie French
http://a.pomf.cat/csfjbv.mp3
>German
http://a.pomf.cat/ttddrq.mp3
>Canadian
http://a.pomf.cat/lhoxyl.mp3
It has come to this.
Best boy?
Best girl?
Best TSF?
Best story?Bonus Round!Best couple?
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Me
>Best girl?
Me
>Best TSF?
Me
>Best story?
Mine
>Bonus Round! Best couple?
Me andyou
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Wilhelm
>Best girl?
Wilhelma
>Best TSF?
Ho 229
>Best story?
Kaiserreich
>Best couple?
Austria-Hungary/Danubian Federation
>>142698043
>>142698033
I laughed.
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Tasha
>Best girl?
Latrova
>Best TSF
Su-37M2
>Best story?
Kamchatka arc and TE Cherry Blossom
>Best couple
Latrova and Yuuya
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Yoroi
>Best girl?
Meiya
>Best TSF?
F-4
>Best story?
Alternative
>Bonus Round! Best couple?Yuuya and Autismoe
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Takeru
>Best girl?
Yuuko
>Best TSF?
Berkut
>Best story?
AlternativeBest couple?Jürgen and Beatrix
>>142689759
>>142690625
Wait, so boys ALWAYS get drawn with a girl? You had one job, ONE FUCKING JOB, my thread!
No, Gretelfags had to ruin it.
Are the Japs livid too?
>>142696211
Someday, brother.
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Greteljust kidding she is worst boi. Takeru best boi
>Best girl?
Beatrix
>Best TSF?
A-10
>Best story?
AlternativeBest couple?Beatrix und Jürgen
>>142698454
>>>142690625
>Wait, so boys ALWAYS get drawn with a girl? You had one job, ONE FUCKING JOB, my thread!
Yeah.
>>142698644
see>>142682617
kouki was disapoint
>>142693229
I think lead-belly is hotter then the majority of the 666th chicks.
>>142698454
at least prussia still exists...
>>142698644
Tru rabu
>>142698935
Yep, a vote for Jurgen would have been a vote for Beatrix by proxy. Poor Kouki.
>>142699060
What, is Beatrix Cookie's waifu are something?
>>142699170
she is his favourite SMfu.
>>142698935
Is he gonna kill some waifus in response?
I can see now, tonight, Kouki went back to the scripts for Martyrs, and got Gretel's VA on the phone line. There is some new work for her in the next few days.
>>142699021
>Prussian Commune
May as well not exist. I can see it now, they'll be harraunging about Junkers and trying to purge them for days even more than the GDR did.
>>142696999
...whenever I see this image, I'm conflicted.
I see the obvious evil/sexy image being projected. Yet at the same time, my instincts just tell me "She's hurting underneath that face. Bad. She needs help."
>>142699479
Beato needs some love, Anon. Will you not give her some?
>>142699479
evil? nah man she just looks high because of big pupils.
I took Gretel over to a friends house. That friend has a cat. Gretel gets along with the cat just fine, but the minute I turn my back on her, Gretel goes over to the litterbox and starts chowing down on cat poop like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet.
It seems like I can't take Gretel anywhere these days.
>>142699931
Ewww, what kind of fucked up fantasies do you have? There is no way the Homussar would eat catshit.
Or am I wrong?
>>142699479
Congrats, now you understand comrade.
Now when you look at them all, you can see it. But yes, it is very strong in that picture. It's easier to see when you the Iris complementary to go along with it, and her previous one.
>>142699424
>Not knowing Prussing officers pulling Schwarzesmarken in the game
Niggas loyal to kaiser even in defeat
>>142700036
Prussian*
>>142699422
Why would he waifu Beatrix though?
>>142699422
That picture doesn't prove anything. How do we know he wasn't just advertising the dakis in his own kooky way?
>>142700107
Because Beatrix is just a dumber, heartbroken Yuuko in a very toxic environment and Kouki is a huge Yuukfag.
>>142700000
Nice digits. But it's not a fantasy, it's reality. Not twenty minutes ago I was going out to my car to put some laundry in it, and I let Gretel out into the yard, and as I'm walking back to my house I catch her with yet another lump of dried cat poop in her mouth.
I can't even scold Gretel properly, because I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand English.
>>142700107
because beatrix is similar to his main waifu yuuko.
>>142700155
it's not just that. later he put her on his chair. he voted for her on stream. he hung up her poster in his office. and there was one time they had some eroge magizine and ge went straight to annerose and compered her to beatrix.
![[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.20_[2016.06.04_15.25.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x6pDuH8.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 09 [720p].mkv snapshot 18.20 [2016.06.04 15.25.05]")
The cutest!
>>142700107
Why wouldn't you? She's many things, but above all, waifuable.
>>142700036Nigga, what are spoilers.I'm coding post-war content, no I'm not a dev tho.
>>142700555
Trips confirm, most useful cutie!
![Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_14.58_[2016.05.17_19.36.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g4Y7k3I.jpg "Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv snapshot 14.58 [2016.05.17 19.36.03]")
>>142700713
>She's many things, but above all, waifuable.
Sure
>>142700555
Trips don't lie
But I have mixed feelings about your choice in picture
>>142700713move to KR HoI4 project once you are done with 1.8 fagget
>>142700906
back to mal/r with you normie.
>>142700906
The anime kind of censured her death. The book makes it sound really brutal.
>>142700872
Shut up Honnecker, you already have real life pasties like Merkel to take up your legacy. Leave Lise alone.So I trust someone will make the new thread.
>>142701017
Fuck that, HoI4 is complete ass. Casualized garbage. Maybe in a year or more of patches, fixes, and of course DLC, it'll be remotely fun.
>>142701137
nope. just blood and oil pouring out of TSF.
>>142699424
Yes, Cookie got so mad that he will have Gretel killed on every route in Martyr's
>>142701159
hence why i said after 1.8, i agree with you on that issue, hoi4 needs couple of DLCs in order to become enjoyable
>>142701269
question, does TSFs has Jihad button for desperate pilots who got surrounded by BETA hordes?
>>142701297
Yeah, whatever happened in that cockpit was too brutal to show in the books. My guess is is that the knife caught her in her stomach rather then shoulder.
>>142701399
>>142701399
>>142701399
Soft Meiya gets the new thread!
>>142701372
they have s-11 bomb. so yes they have jihad weapon.
>>142701372
It should have, or at least posses some mounted machine guns or cannons
>>142701381
Well they get them later, mini nukes.
>>142701381
Supposedly, she was crying a lot, trying to get her last words out, and supposedly Theo's just wishing she would die, it's painful to listen.
>>142701314
Even then, I'm not sure it'll be great. Darkest Hour's already got new people jumping onto it, HoI4 is that bad.
>>142701567
>Supposedly, she was crying a lot, trying to get her last words out, and supposedly Theo's just wishing she would die, it's painful to listen.
Theo doesn't give a shit about her. He was probably trashing her the whole time before she died too.
>>142700000
>not knowing the anon who has a dog named Gretel
>>142697899
>Best boy?
Takeru
>Best girl?
Meiya
>Best TSF?
A-6
>Best story?
Trilogy>Bonus Round! Best couple?
Meiya and Takeru
Best girl.
