I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Kill yourself.
>>142565322
I HATE IT
he's a legend
>>142565322
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>142565322
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
>>142565322
Confiscated.
>>142566414
FINDS
>>142566414Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>142566414
I HATE IT
but I love you all
I am indifferent to it.
>>142565322
Be careful when eating fish.
>>142566414
I HAAAAAATE IIIIIT
>>142565322
I am the fin of my fish.
>>142565322
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>142568492
But he did it once.I'm really glad to find out that you weren't eaten by that mean /a/non yesterday or that you ran away from me.
But you didn't post it yesterday.
>>142565322
I loathe it.
It sickens me
