You wouldn't fuck a doll
>>142556939
I wouldn't fuck JUNK
Souseiseki is the only one I would NOT fuck.
>>142558727
even hinaichigo?
>>142558727
I would fuck Souseiseki, what you implying about the best doll?
>>142556939
I'd put my junk in her trunk, if you know what I mean.
I want more Gin. I want more desu. I want more boku. I need something new. But sadly rm is fucking dead.
>>142556939
I think my dick would be the perfect size for Suigintou. ;_;
>>142559180
They're making a sequel to the manga, aren't they?
>>142558768
Especially her.
>>142556939
Doll joints are strangely arousing
desu?
>>142559180
>>142559250
What rock have you guys been living under? Rozen Maiden 0 is running right now, it even had a mention in one of those JoJo commercials. Suiseiseki is the main girl now.
>>142560422I haven't read the manga yet, only watched the anime. I need to get on with it soon
>>142560470
What? Are you serious? Read the whole thing. All of it. It's not that long but it's quite a trip.
Also, watch Zuruckspulen if you haven't already, but don't watch it until at least after you finish reading the first series, otherwise it'll be incredibly confusing.
>>142560540
NOT ENOUGH YAKULT
>>142561382I never actually watched the original series.
>>142561500
At least watch Traumend.
>>142561589
I refuse, it doesn't have nearly enough Kirakishou.
So what's the 0th doll's deal going to be? Will he daddy problems be even more magnified than characters before her?
>>142562018
There was that doll contest they held a little while before II ended, it might mean something.
>>142562018
>0th doll
That doesn't even make sense
>>142562209
It does in Peach Pit's lala world
It's been a decade
They should just give up
>>142562209
It's called "zeroth" and it is quite sensible. For example: The Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics.
>>142562618
Yeah, but the thermodynamic laws are ordered in terms of importance, while the dolls are ordered in terms of when they were made. Suigintou is the first doll, i.e. there is no previous doll. That's what first means.
>>142560540
>yakult
memes never die, right?
JUM
>>142564538
Desuchan kept a lot of that shit on life support, and sometimes it leaks back in here, like an echo through time.
>>142564636
I prefer Big Jum.
Of course, my wife is a doll.
>>142564538
I don't get it.
Suigintou is already perfect she doesnt need to be alice
>>142556939
You dont know me.
best doll!
>>142569993
She will never suck your fingers.
>>142570103
okay I fuck her eye socket then.
>>142570103
Feels bad.
>>142570206
Post more lewds of her.
>>142570340
Kira is for hugs. Use Stinku or Junk for lewds.
>>142556939
Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.
Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.
Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!
I'm crying as I type this.
>>142570402
Shes naturally lewd though. Doesnt mean you cant hug her afterwards.
>>142570417
Shows pretty good. Its nothing special but i still enjoyed all of it.
>>142570494
She does not even have a body. How will you fuck her?
>>142570417
Is this pasta
>>142570555
japanese bird cooking pasta.
this is now a retro thread.
![[EveSenshi] Rozen Maiden Zurückspulen - 07 (10-bit 720p AAC)[4C1E206D].mkv_snapshot_21.58_[2013.10.14_18.48.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qn3c5jF.jpg "[EveSenshi] Rozen Maiden Zurückspulen - 07 (10-bit 720p AAC)[4C1E206D].mkv_snapshot_21.58_[2013.10.14_18.48.36].jpg")
Who maidenly thug here?
>>142570628
She has a nicespankable butt.
>>142570628
I really want to wear that ribbon thing.
>You wouldn't a doll
This isn't even my final form
Reminder Stair Wars is best episode
>>142572604
Yeah, it really was a good episode.
>>142572523
anon can i have your entire room please
>>142573194
You can sleep with me in bed if you aren't ugly
>>142573351
good ill pack my bags
>>142572523
Wonder what'll happen to all those in 6 to 10 years.
>>142573823
When that anon fails to grab his insulin, it will all return to the earth via landfill as they inevitably will. Savor your collection while you still have it.
>>142572523
Of course not. Until you have proper, ludicrously expensive Victorian dolls, you haven't even begun.
>>142556939
I would protect her smile.
>>142576980
Could you protect all of their smiles, though?
>>142577033
I would protect Kira's smile too.
>>142577109
Good.
