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When is the masked Jesus going to save anime?
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When is the masked Jesus going to save anime?
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Who's that? It looks really cool
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Nier anime when
Drakengard 3 anime when
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I need a SOL Drakengard anime.
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Never.
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>>>/v/

You could have made a Thou Shalt Not Die thread but /v/ermins gotta act like /v/ermins I guess.
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The Drakengard 3 .manga with Bro One was too edgy
Intoner Five was cute.
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Just popped by to say that the lady who scanlates Thou Shalt Not Die is an invaluable resource for Taro fans in the West.
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>>142473862
Is that the bitch that puts 3 kinds of watermarks on each page?
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>>142474057
Yes.
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That's not masked Jesus, that's a crazy person.
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You got a bunch of Drakengard and TSND manga, and Nier/DoD3 already are presented like anime, why do you need anime?
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>>142474256
Taro should go inside of a locker again and stay there
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>>142474057
She used to, but she doesn't seem to do it anymore. She also translates interviews, magazine articles, reports from events, and so on.
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>>142473862
Thank you mysterious Taro-loving Lady.
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>>142474374
How would he entertain me from a locker? God, you are silly.
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>>142472711
He's friends with the butcher, it's only a matter of time before they work on something together.
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I was fucking floored when I found out who was drawing Thou Shall not Die for Taro.
Fucking Moriyama fucking Daisuke, the same guy whose entire manga repertoire is suffering.
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>>142473144
TSND's better than I thought it'd be, really liking the trope subversions they've been doing so far.
Anime announced by Taro Sock-puppet when?
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>>142475249
The Chrono Crusade guy? I feel dumb for not seeing it immediately.
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>>142475249
Birds of a feather flock together.
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>>142472711
Remember he thought his friend falling to death was hilarious
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Did anyone find out what timeline TSND is?
I'm seeing some names I faintly remember reading somewhere.
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>>142475746
Pre-Nier and DoD1 Ending E is the only explanation if he didn't go for a completely different universe.
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>>142474256
>That's not masked Jesus, that's a crazy person.
Masketa Man is not crazy
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>>142476018
Impressive thighs.
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>>142475987
So far there's nothing substantial to indicate that this series has anything to do with Nier or Drakengard.
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>>142475102
Gen is really hit or miss.
It's not like all his works are "brutal" and "nihilistic". He's producing a lot of mainstream garbage too.

Taro on the other hand is always loyal to his own style
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>>142476018
I want to repopulate the planet with A2. I don't care if she's a toaster, I'll make it work somehow.
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>>142476066
I'll be disappointed if it isn't connected.
Taro has done a lot to expand his current universe, would be a shame to not fully use it.
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>>142476060
>Impressive thighs.
Yoshida is working on Nier 2 as main designer.
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>>142476129
Why was Four so best?
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>>142476172
Half of the shit in this series isn't even connected to anything else. It's probably just yet another timeline.
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>>142476129
Reminder that Four was worst girl and even Four herself agreed with that sentiment. Five is best Intoner after Zero.
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>>142476235
She's the biggest idiot after Five.
According to Zero.
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>>142476320
3 is canonically the most perfect.
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>>142476447
Even Octa didn't want to stick his dick into that much crazy anymore.
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>>142476500
There's literally nothing wrong with cutting people apart while they're still alive and stitching them together to create horrible abominations, cyclopes, and babies.
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>>142476549
You sound like a Empire shill.
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>>142476587
The watcher dance.
La la la la la
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>>142476608
God fucking dammit why did I play the English dub of that game first.
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>>142476447
>3 is canonically the most perfect.

She reminds me of someone
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>>142476320
but i love four design.
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>>142476644
The dub is great, watchers a cute.
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>>142476671
3 fucks too many men.
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>>142472875
Old Nier or Young Nier? And will he get buttfucked?
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>>142476724
So does Zero and Five, they're best girls.
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>>142476644
Because the dub was actually decent and if you played it on release there probably weren't all that many other options available to you?
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I'd kill a man to let Yoko Taro write an anime
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>>142476849
Wouldn't that just be Shingeki no Kyojin?
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>>142476879
Not enough genocide, murder, and incest.

Not that I've read SnK
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>>142476879
Eren is a clown, so no.
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>>142476929
Don't forget the pedophilia
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>>142476737
Young. And there will be mutual buttfucking between him and Kainé.
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>>142476960
Cannibalism too.
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What if he wrote a harem anime?
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>>142476844
Not gonna lie, dub Angel did some amazing things to my 13 year old dick.
I prefer the dub just for her.
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>>142476994
Finally, the Yandere harem we've been waiting for.
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>>142476994
It wouldn't be a harem for very long.
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>>142476994
I'd at least know he'd write a MC that would be able to juggle a few insane girls at the same time.
So I'd guess people would read it just for the novelty factor alone.
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>>142476320
I like One for some reason
Even with the selfcest
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>>142477144
You're acting like as if selfcest doesn't make her better.
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Is it worth going back to pay DoD1? Almost done with Nier so it might be good to fill the void.
I hope YOKO TARO gets to make a cute SoL anime someday, or at least a rhythm game.
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>>142477203
If you can stomach the gameplay, sure. If not, then read the LP.
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>>142477144
>Even with the selfcest
You mean especially with the selfcest.
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>>142477203
DoD1 is really an acquired taste, I love the game to death, it's fucking job is to demolish your sanity and nerves and it does it well.
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>>142477203
DoD1 is physically painful to get through. Not just because the gameplay is atrociously bad and monotonous, a lot of the music tracks are disharmonious and sort of hurt to listen to.
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>>142476129
Their styles are inherently different, Urobuchi is all about recreating things he likes, all his VNs/LNs are like that.
With the Taro, it's the same thing but with different themes each time.
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I think finishing the mess that was DoD2 was worth it just for this.
It was beautiful.
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>>142477203
It's around 60 hours of the game hurting you, even the OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgvPqL2dSs

Nobody's gonna blame you if you can't finish it, so don't force it.
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>>142472711
You know, you could just have made this a Thou Shalt Not Die thread and dumped the chapter that got posted earlier today.
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>>142477518
If I could finish it as a kid, any grown man should be able to.
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>>142477518
I unironically like the music.

I have ending E as my ringtone
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>>142477588
Thank you for playing
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>>142477588
>not Seere's prayer
fag
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>>142477588
It fits but damn is it terrible
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>>142477518
I believe the music was intentionally mind-rending to properly set the mood for the absolute lunacy the setting and situation is.
I'm hard pressed to find a game where Murphy's law is applied as much as DoD1, the only way to save yourself is to kill yourself.
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>>142477668
I enjoy listening to it. It has just enough rhythm going to make it enjoyable.

>>142477667
You don't know how to take a call until you're seeing BLACKWHITEBLACK before you pick it up
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>>142477704
With all the ways for the dead to come back to life as a horrible abomination in this series, even death won't save you.
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>>142477588
I like the music as well and sometimes let it play in the background while I'm just idling about, but I can't say it's pleasant. The music is there to hurt you and I think the only way to enjoy listening to it is to adapt due to prolonged exposure
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>>142477518
Holy fuck, I just clicked on this thread cause it looked cool.

I didn't ask for this.

I don't want this.

what
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>>142477704
>I'm hard pressed to find a game where Murphy's law is applied as much as DoD1, the only way to save yourself is to kill yourself.

Why even bother when death is coming to fuck you sideways from three directions every morning.

I guess maybe to avoid being raped or skinned alive or something.
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>>142477828
The Gods are such massive douches.
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>>142477867
Just like the Aku no Hana ending but I can play that shit for 12 hours without a problem.
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>>142477867
I won't deny that it's an acquired taste, but there's some really nice tunes in there.
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>>142477519
but that would take a slight bit of effort
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>>142477667
I have pleb taste and so prefer Growing Wings, but the sky mix of Seere's Prayer is probably my second favorite track of the game.
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>>142477912
I like the weapon story that's just an Aesop tale, but then at the end the God who lost the best just got pissed and killed everyone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8Rw01LvzI&list=PL8_dFsE09Vx-sK5HJcdSAxIhZ0723iAxM&index=4

If I hear this shit one more time.
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Angelus best girl.

I really like the original cast of DoD, blind pedo, cannibal chick and mute murderer. Wish there'd be an anime showing some of their wacky adventures in the realm of imminent death.
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>>142478109
>It's a level up your weapons episode

Fucking Everything.
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>>142472711
TARO FOR PRESIDENT
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Keiichi Okabe/MONACA has been killing it. All their osts are like sex to my ears.
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>>142478109
Why listen to that shit?

I highly prefer Nier OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8XsjF_QUNw
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>>142478132
Who the hell is the blue chick in the last frame?
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>>142478484
Nier's soundtrack is a work of fucking art.
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>>142478484
Of course the Nier OST is amazing, but DoD1 OST has such a unique feeling to it that I almost prefer it.
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>>142477518
>>142478109
Reminds me of A Perfect Circle
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>>142478484
Nier's OST is fantastic, but the DoD1 is completely different and experimental for a lack of better words.
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>>142478592
Yeah,and you're the experiment.
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>>142478676
Th e exper i men t w as a suc c e s s
I hear a sound
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>>142478568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os

go back to sleep
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>>142476849
It will be a poor man's Muramasa but will still be AOTS though.
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>>142478484
Because different purposes. Nier OST was meant to be a great in general, but DoD1's OST was created for the specific purpose of fucking with the players.
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And then we got this faggot.
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>>142479146
We like to pretend he never happened.
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>>142478263
>it's a kill 500 grunts in this specific order with a time limit episode
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I haven't played DoD 3 yet (read the LP) but boy do I love the boss music.

Blissade - Raphael is my current favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fk87jBfjnY
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>>142479174
It's gonna be pretty hard to acknowledge a few scenes in DoD2 that I really did love with eugenicsboy not existing.
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>>142479215
>It's a wait around 30 minutes for a chest to spawn episode
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>>142479255
Those scenes aren't worth all the shit that comes along with it. We already know Caim is badass; we don't need that faggot ruining everything to drive that point home.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4f06Q5ItE
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>>142479237
There's no beating the final boss song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49gLC9yiGOg
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>>142472711
Yoko Taro cannot save anything.

He can only bring suffering.
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>>142479237
>>142478109
>>142477518
Single best track coming through, plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4f06Q5ItE
ding dong :'^)
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>>142479327
You don't understand, man.
He murdered Death.
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>>142479396
>Yoko Taro cannot save anything.
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>He can only bring suffering.
DoD3 was an optimistic game
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>>142479438
>dat Two, One and Four parts


Magnificent.
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>>142479339
>>142479354
>>142479438
dat hivemind doe
>tfw took only one try
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>>142479396
Pain is good, it helps you grow.

Rather than saving someone it's better to make him want to save himself.
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I'm new to all of this, but I like the music that's been posted. It's like anime where I just start at the beginning right?
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>>142479631
Same here, but I was in band for pretty much all of school so I've always been pretty solid at rhythm games.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFTRLKboFo

DoD2 is shit but it sure has its moments.
They're mostly out of the gameplay.
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>>142479706
Drakengard 1, Nier, Drakengard 3.

Drakengard 2 is shit, play it at your own peril. It wasn't directed by Taro and everyone is awful.
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>>142479706
Not necessarily.

DoD/Drakengard 1 is just kind of a bad game, but has some things going for it, mostly like the fact that it's absolutely batshit insane in every single possible way.

We don't talk about DoD2.

Nier is good. It's average in gameplay and the graphics weren't great for when the game came out, but it's fucking top notch in every single other area.

Dunno about DoD 3, never played it.
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>>142479706
Always production order.
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OFFICIAL INTONER THEMES RANKING:


1) Zero

----POWER GAP----

2) Two (mai waifu)

3) Four

----POWER GAP----

4) One

5) Three

6) Five

If you don't agree with this you're officially an homosexual.
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>>142479706
Video game series.
Recommended play order is either release order:
Drakengard -> Nier -> Drakengard 3
or for something more involved (and accessible) start with Nier, play until you hit Ending A, switch to Drakengard, go back to Nier after you're done with Drakengard, and finish with Drakengard 3.

Please note that actually playing the original Drakengard is strictly optional because the game is designed to break you. There is no shame in quitting and watching/reading an LP instead.

Please note that Drakengard 2 is a travesty by a different creative team and should NOT be played, just watch the Caim scenes on youtube.

Once you're all caught up, you can start waiting for Nier Automata with the rest of us.
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>>142479953
Go away Cent.
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>>142479440
To me, his fight against Urrick wasn't even his best showing in that game. Stuff like Manah being more traumatized by him than by sharing her brain with extradimensional extinction gods, or stuff like everyone agreeing that fighting the insane dragon seems like a surer bet than going another round with him, or that the world's most powerful military force seems to consider him the #1 threat to global security, that's the sort of ridiculous shit I enjoyed more.
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>>142479706
Others may want to hang me for this but,
Drakengard 3 and Nier are the most polished games that don't feel like a chore, (they're also the latest ones).
Drakengard 1 is playing the Hungarian Rhapsody on the piano with your dick, a painful experience but an experience nonetheless.
Drakengard 2 you can skip, and just watch the two interesting scenes on youtube.

Honestly if you're not generally into videogames and don't have experience grinding, you might as well just read this LP
http://lparchive.org/Drakengard/Update%2001/
or watch this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__q_Nx9WbgY
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>>142479988
I haven't played a video game in years, this is gonna be good

Starting with Drakengard 1
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>>142480095
>Drakengard 3 is a polished game.
I know you are retarded but that is something you just can't say.
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>>142480136

Best to start there so that things only get better as you get to Nier and DoD3.
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Two best girl btw.
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>>142480187
Not that anon, but if we're comparing it to 1 & 2 it is.
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>>142480187
"The most polished".

As polished as a drakengard game can be, gameplay wise.

>>142480136
After you get the first ending by yourself read up on a guide how to get the others, since it involves a lot of playing older levels and waiting for bullshit chests to spawn to collect all weapons.
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>>142480208
My melanin-enriched brethren. She was too pure for that world.
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>>142480136
You will inevitably quit video games again if you start with 1

Good luck anyway
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>>142480257
I didn't even know you could have party members the first time I finished the game.
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>>142480242
>>142480257
It is the least polished, at least the first one had a consistant framerate above 14.
Also stop advertising your e-celebs.
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>>142479552
What a beautiful, shameless, literal whore
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>>142480136
Just remember that playing DoD1 in 2016 is like playing with two dicks up your nose pouring a constant stream of semen down.
It hurts, it's painful, and you'll beg for it to be over, it won't.
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>>142480136
DOD1 is painful to play, but if you somehow make it through the other games will feel like a blessing.
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>>142480359
I only posted a link to a video analysis I found funny. Just like I posted a link to a completely different text analysis I also found amusing.

Also "e-CELEB" with 6k views? Please.
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>>142480359
The framerate issues seemed to vary from machine to machine. I never had any problems with the framerate except for the night desert level with all the dark mages spamming, and one time that Mikhail barfed on my face. Every other time it played fine.
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>>142480369
Don't give her any compliments.
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>>142480435
You advised somebody interested in a game twice to not play it but to read a falsified subjective summary by somebody else.
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What's the DoD1 of anime?

Hard mode: No Eva, no Ikuhara show.
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>>142480532
>twice

Where? And don't tell me that by giving him two different playthroughs with different mediums to choose from counts as "advising him twice".

>falsified subjective summary

Nigga did you even read them? Every single bit of the story is there, directly cut and pasted from the game, the only skipped stuff is some gameplay.

And where the fuck are you taking this argument? First you accuse me of advertising, now you move goalposts and accuse me of something else, who took a dump in your cereals?
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>>142478487
>he doesn't recognize KOS-MOS
Am I finally getting old?
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>>142480479
Why
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>>142480759
I read them and the LP guy is full of himself and his so funny jokes twist the story in the way he wants to see it, it is 100% subjective.
But considering the posts here, this thread is full of his fanboys anyway so arguing won't get anywhere.
The second dude with his analasys is mosty correct, but if you just want the story you could just read a normal summary, his videos give you no insight about how it feels to play the game.
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I finished DoD1 a few months ago and it wasn't that bad.
Emulator's neat features certainly helped, I can only express my amazement at those who played it when it came out.
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Does this look like the face of murder?
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>>142480993
His LP of 3 is fine, at least. He couldn't add any of his own jokes because the jokes were already in there in the first place.
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>>142481155
Why don't we ask Manah-chan
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>>142480993
>I read them and the LP guy is full of himself and his so funny jokes twist the story in the way he wants to see it, it is 100% subjective.
It can't be 100% subjective by basis that it shows the cutscenes and story moments so the reader is free to interpret them in his own way.

>The second dude with his analasys is mosty correct,
Now you see why I gave two different options. Personally I found both funny, but not everyone is like me and more options are always good.

> but if you just want the story you could just read a normal summary, his videos give you no insight about how it feels to play the game.

But it does. It does tell you about the mind-numbing music, about the endless grind, about the what the fuck moments, something that doesn't come across just from reading a story summary on wikipedia. It's the second most informative thing after playing the game itself, and if someone doesn't want to play Drakengard I'm not gonna be that elitist and insist they do.
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They don't really make them like they used to.
The first DoD game had 60+ weapons, each with a unique attack, different magic and a semi-unique special attack.
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>>142481271
But he literary said he wants to play it.
You just assumed that he would not like it, most likely because you would not want to play it, and just told him to read and watch this.
And don't come to me with 'But I said if he wants to' , you cleary had a strong preference.
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>>142481484
BROKEN IRON/HYMIR'S FINGER MOTHERFUCKER

ironironironironironironironironironironironironironironironironironiron
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>>142481484
>unique attack
Each weapon, barring a few exceptions like Hymir's Finger, had a series of generic attacks in a unique sequence.
>different magic
Different visuals, but most did the same thing under the hood.
>semi-unique special attack
There were just a few special attacks.
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>>142477203
>Taro
>rhythm game
This is a special kind of horror I'm feeling right now.
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>>142481683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaB8xEik488&index=95
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>>142478376
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>>142481683
It actually wouldn't be that bad. The rhythm game segments weren't hard because they were rhythm game segments, but because they were the final boss battles and Taro's philosophy is that the final boss needs to make people break controllers.

An actual rhythm game by Taro would be fine, right up until it turned into a retardedly hard FPS or something for the boss fight.
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>>142478132
>Angelus best girl.
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>>142481873
>>142481915
>>142481953
I will never forgive them for not actually doing the High School SoL spinoff.
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>>142481749
This is fucking lunacy.
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>>142481683
He's married to the creator of that taiko drum game, if I remember right.
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>>142479552
>tfw you see her pubic hair and it's not white
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>>142482097
Taro's wife does the art for Taiko Drum Master. She made all the chibi versions of each character for DoD3.

>>142482065
There's a few others too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvVWpEvdjM
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>you will never grab a beer with Angelus-chan
>you will never wake up with a hangover
>and noticing your butt hurting
>Kainé sleeping right next to you
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>>142481749
>MFW WHEN IT SPEEDS UP
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>>142482145
>Taro's wife

Taro's wife in a fem version of Taro's mask as they announce a collaboration for their second honeymoon when?
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>>142482145
I wonder what it's like to have Taro as a husband.
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>>142482145
I'm pretty terrified to see what this guy has as a wife.
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>>142482358
I want to see a sock-puppet date.

>>142482333
Last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZXneTE2UHs
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>>142482126
why would it be?

it's completely normal for facial hair and pubes to be a different color
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>>142479396
>He can only bring suffering.
Not true!
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>>142482377
>>142482397
Whatever happens, I'm sure she'll be able to look back and find the humor in it.
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>>142482503
>her
>facial hair
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>>142482542
She wouldn't probably be anywhere near him if she's not extremely understanding and tolerant, no doubt a odd as well.
Wonder where he found something like that in Japan of all places.
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>>142481771
>666 KB, 666x666
WHO MADE THIS
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>mfw the sisters DLC is like 30 dollars in total
>they will never go on sale

I've been thinking about it for a year but still don't know if they are worth it.
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>>142482913
It's all story and dialogue and nothing really new.

The two one showed how she went potato though and of course it had to do with mass murder of orphans.
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>>142482913
It reveals that Five was becoming best girl, do it. Rest in peace 5.
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>>142482913
If you have already completed the game, they are not, just look up an LP or something.
If you still have to grind buy them because you get a shitload of money for playing them.
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>>142482913
They're not. You just play through all the same levels you've already played through with the exception of maybe one or 2 new maps, and it's just marching through 4 standard stages to get a story that ranges from super mediocre - like 5's - to incredibly Drakengard - like 2's. Plus you have to grind out 10 levels for each DLC to get their full backstory, which is worth looking up, but not playing for.

I'd suggest just watching it on youtube and reading up the backstories.

Also, they fucked up the translation for 3's DLC.
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>>142482913
Just watch it on YT, you can't even get the Japanese dub for it, English voices are terrible.

Also only 5 and 2 DLCs were decent, and the last part of 4 for obvious reasons.
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>>142483058
3's was great. It was fun listening to her sperg out about her science and cuteness, and the final level was brilliant.
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>>142483018
>Also, they fucked up the translation for 3's DLC.

God dammit, 8-4.
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>>142483018
>>142483058
Guess I'll do that then, thanks.
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>>142472711
As soon as you give up being homosexual and accept Jesus as your lord and savior.
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>>142479339
Thanks, my PTSD needed that.
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>>142477518
>playing through this on PCSX2 with somewhat laggy audio
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>>142483104
I don't even understand how they did it.

When 3 is talking about how she made the special Gigantes, she goes into detail about how she found a family and slaughtered the husband in front of his wife and daughter in order to make them furious, then transformed them in the heat of that moment. 8-4 translated it as 3 killing the wife and daughter in front of the husband, which makes no sense because there's 2 of them, both crying out for their mommy and daddy or how much they want to rip 3 apart.
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>>142478834
was there ever a translation for this thing?
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>>142479552
>you kill her to kickstart the Nier timeline

Ha!

but seriously though, Zero was such a shitty asshole.
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>>142476018
is that fucking emil?
what the fuck?
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>>142485162
>is that fucking emil?
Nope.
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>>142485162
that's 9s the other playable character.
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>>142482564
not him but eyelashes count as facil hair anon
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>>142481749
Forgot how fucking hypnotic this shit was, the drums don't help either.
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>>142484745
>Zero was such a shitty asshole.
And that's why I liked her.
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>>142484745
Every humanoid character in DoD3 was a shitty asshole.
The core theme of the game was an exploration of horrible people doing good things and why, the inverse of Nier's core theme.
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>>142479552
>DoD3 was an optimistic game
Most of the endings result in immediate catastrophe or eventual catastrophe.
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>>142487067
DoD3 is a Classical Comedy; things start out shit and turn out alright by the end. You start out with Zero at her lowest possible point: out in the rain slowly dying, cursing the world for a life full of nothing but shit, and then she's given a second chance. This second chance just happens to be out to destroy everything though, and she decides she wants none of that, so tries to get rid of it. When that fails, she redoubles her efforts to once and for all destroy the flower, and along the way she actually gains something she never did in her first life; she is allowed to grow attached to her companions and love them in her own way, Mikhail specifically. She finally creates a true bond with someone else by the end, along with saving the world from the flower's (immediate) destruction.

Sure it's a bit downplayed because it's fucking Drakengard and everything is terrible, but overall it's a pretty good end. Contrast with Nier, which is a Classical Tragedy ending with Nier fucking up absolutely fucking everything and ultimately making everyone's lives worse.
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>>142487294
Before I start arguing with you about the literary classification of a video game, could you tell me EXACTLY which definition you're using so neither of us wastes any time arguing past each other?
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>>142487454
Comedy: Starts from a low point and ends at a high point. eg. the story starts at the worst moment of the character's life, but ultimately ends in a happy end for them.

Tragedy: Starts from a high point and ends at a low point. eg. the story starts with the character living a good life, but by the end they've lost everything.
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>>142487532
>they've lost everything.
Everything that matters to them?
Matters in this world?
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>>142487595
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>>142477518
Track is pretty cool actually. Sounds intense as fuck.
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>get DoD3 around the same time GochiUsa is airing
>didn't realize /slut/ had that much range
She should really get more roles like Zero.
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>>142472711

A Nier anime thats set during the pre Nier time with all the dark shit would be cool. But a Nier anime is pointless. The game was an anime itself.
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>>142480774
I tried playing Xenosaga on PCSX2 last night and my poor laptop couldn't handle it
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>>142477518
I always adored the D1 soundtrack. It was so unique and unnerving and broken.
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>>142481749
What kind of madness is this, it doesn't even look humanly possible.
How do I try it?
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>>142473027
>SOL
Everything is fine and comfy until the last two episodes.
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I wouldn't mind an Okada and Taro anime
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>>142489699
So School Days then?
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>>142477518
As someone who likes Cybergrind, that's pretty awesome.
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>>142481749
Was this done by a bot or something? Surely no human can do this.
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>>142490825
>Surely no human can do this.
It was a Japanese person, they've long since left humanity behind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Ad6tBdLbM
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>>142490908
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Ad6tBdLbM
but why
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>>142491199
Why do anything?

tfw slowly saving money to buy a nice kanna-ba so that I may lovingly craft my own kanna
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>>142481749
>>142477518
>mfw I just had a fat blunt and was listening to these
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>>142491597
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>>142491597
dude...
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>yfw Automata is another rushed piece of shit like the recent Ninja Turtles

WORRY.JPG
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>>142472875
>Drakengard 3
>3
as much as I love yandere princess, Drakengard 1 is where the OH SHIT, SHUT IT DOWN!!! happens
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>>142477518
>Nobody's gonna blame you if you can't finish it, so don't force it.
> I 100% that shit, all routes and maxed weapons included
>I was 12
man up faggot!
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>>142487781
not after 40 minutes loop on a mission that you will re-do several, several times to get the extra route of the weapons conditions
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>>142492855
>tfw they learned the lesson and put the best song in the most grindy area on Nier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc3yji0G84
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>>142492082
>>yfw Automata is another rushed piece of shit like the recent Ninja Turtles
Plat is only doing the combat system. the rest (story and music) is direct by Square
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>>142489364
Give this a read if you haven't.

http://www.vgmonline.net/drakengardliners/

There are samples of works in these songs.

Holst: The Planets - Twelfth Chapter - In the Sky

Antonin Dvoƙak - Carnival Overture Op. 92 - Seere's Prayer - In the Sky

Capriccio Espagnol (Rimsky-Korsakov) - Chapter II - In the Sky
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>>142476671
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Whose disciple would you be?
I'd go for Lady 5 because i'm a tits guy
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>>142495868
Three or Zero
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>>142495921
Zero, Five, Two.
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>>142472711
He's currently doing a manga collab, it might get animated enough it's 'edgy' enough for nips
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>>142495868
>choosing anyone but Lady Two

By the way, did you know that if you run around in a circle fast enough you will actually be able to gain flight like a bird? This is how the first humans achieved flight. Isn't that a fun fact?
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>>142500905

Cent please.
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If I already know the story, can I still play any of the DoD games?

Thinking of going through 1 because I got nothing better to do.
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>>142502191
>If I already know the story,
do it, you need to experience The Babies on flesh
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>>142479215
Where did his murderlust come from? Reading the novelas when he was young he wasn't really a weirdo.
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>>142477518
My only complaint is that it's too laid back. It needs to be more driving and have bigger volume changes to sell the dissonance.
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>Thank you for playing

I feel like I've been set up for 80 hours just to get trolled exquisitely
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I want to put my penis inside of 2B's throatpussy.
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Why is this thread on /a/?
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>>142502833
Why didn't you ask 14 hours ago?
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>>142502885
Because I thought a mod would take care of it or that you people would eventually make it /a/ related. But this thread is literally just a /v/ thread at this point. Half the images in this thread aren't even /a/ related.
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