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You wouldn't a cousin, would you?
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You wouldn't a cousin, would you?
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>>142245346
Cousins have only 3,125% same genes if I'm not mistaken. Siblings would be 50. Not that it matters anyway.
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So why did she back down after that? I thought Japan didn't mind cousins. Have my chinese cartoons lied to me?
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>>142245346
Yes
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>>142245346
3125% is greater than 50%
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if my cousin was a cute 2d girl of course i would
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>>142248361
That would be 3.125%, fellow Amerifat
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>>142248219
It should be 1/8th.
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>>142245346
If she were a cutie like this, yes I would.
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>>142248625
There is a formula that lets you count. It's not as simple as
>Child A, parent, parent's sibling, child of parent's sibling.
it's actually
>child A, parent, grandparent +1, parent's sibling, child of parent's sibling.

I remember reading about it I think in Dawkins (but he was just quoting another book) and cousins was actually used as an example with the conclusion that it's fine to marry your cousins.
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>>142245346
British approve.
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God bless Japan and its plethora of sexy 2d cousins.
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I almost did
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>>142245346
Not even considered incest in most of the world, burger-kun.
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I would. I think she knows. She's such a flirt that it hurts. Wish I would have acted on it as kids but we are adults now. She's 26. I'm older.
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>>142248219
>3125% similarity vs 50%
Jesus christ i rather not
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>>142245346
fuck yeah I would
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>>142249502
Anon's probably Euro
, = .
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To.142249511
Well, nice dub
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RE: 142249511
thanks, doc.
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>>142249563
Never knew, thanks for the info
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>>142245346
Jack is a bro he wouldn't ntr his friend.
He just indirectly told her to fuck off
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>>142248219
>3,125%
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>>142249700
>amerifat measure
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>>142249738
>american imageboards
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>>142249850
>hosted in europe
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Calm your tits, guys. I'll remember it's a point, okay? Didn't even know there is a difference.
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>>142245346

[greentext]>implying I'm a degenerate[/greentext]
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>>142249850
>was modeled on Japanese imageboards own by Japanese
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>>142245346
isn't japan's birth rate low right now or smth? do you think their govt will ever encourage it?

>>142249415
story time now
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>>142249916
>giving into their pedantry
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>>142248219
>Cousins have only 3,125% same genes
>have only 3,125%
>only 3,125%
>only
Getting a bit greedy aren't we?
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>>142249978
When people tell you to go fuck yourself they meant go fuck your cousin
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>>142248219
>3,125%
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>>142249879
>filled with brown people
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>>142248219

You have half your dads genes.
Your dads brother has half his genes.
Your dads brothers child has half his genes.

12.5%? But not that's a set in stone value, just an average value. It could potentially be much lower.

The issue with cousin marriage crops up when it's socially accepted and happens often. As long as it remains an outlier there shouldn't be dramatic impact.

Especially if you get the child checked for defects during pregnancy and abort.
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>>142249415

I as well my brethren. Greatest regret of my life. Now I am 33 year old Wizard and her life is in shambles, and she's admitted to me she wishes we'd have gotten together as it would have directly prevented what fucked up her life.
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>>142249415
I demand blogshit.
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>>142250073
>dad's brother has half of his genes
If they share the same parents, then shouldn't they genes be completely the same?
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Still need that retard spaniard king image
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>>142250043
>owned by a jap
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>>142250073
>You have half your dads genes.
>Your dads brother has half his genes.
These are true, but it doesn't mean it's the same half.
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>>142250043
>amerifat
>not spic
Kek
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>>142250251
>funded by Jews
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>>142250271
>>142250180

http://genetics.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/why-siblings-share-around-fifty-percent-their-dna

It's just averages and large numbers.
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>>142249131
You know what, this is true, but it was probably speaking about second cousins. So for first cousins it would probably be 12.5%. Alas.
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Brown boys WW@
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>>142245346
I have a cousin (Related through marriage, not blood.) with a pretty obvious crush on me but there is virtually no way in hell I'm gonna make anything of it.

She likes me because I was basically the only positive influence in her life in some dark times, but because of that I refuse to lay a finger on her because I would feel like a psychopathic shithead that took advantage of her emotional vulnerability.

No thanks.
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>>142250324
what isnt?
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>>142251166

And incest....you know something major on your part. Not like there aren't thousands of girls you can talk to and maybe have sex with that aren't related to you.
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>>142245346
Well it depends, on what degree?

There's first cousins, second, third, and so fourth.

If I remember correctly from somewhere, it was mentioned that based on projections, no random human being is more than fortieth cousins of another random human being. You have to remember blood relations aren't just formed by marital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>142245346
Barely Incest, go at it.
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>>142245346
I only saw my cousins once every one or two years (sometimes longer) growing up.

I'm sexually attracted to some of them.

I've never even met any second cousins.
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>>142245346
I have a theory that he lied about the cousin thing so as not to cockblock the childhood friend
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>>142251166
Are you going to tell her that or let her be happy for now?
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>>142245346
All my cousin are male ;_;
At least I have an imouto.
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>>142252911

I have over a dozen cousins, the gender split is pretty even. Do you live in China or something?
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>>142251166
Well she's not really your cousin then, is she? Well sort of, but that barely even qualifies as cousin.

That said, you're a good person. ;_;

And you know, you're married, unless you mean related by marriage of one of your parents who remarried?

>>142252911
And how's imouto going?
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>>142245346
All of my female cousins are overweight and all but two have had kids already (and one of those two is currently pregnant), so the answer is no.

Not that I wouldn't if I had attractive ones. When I was 10 years old, one of my younger cousins - who hadn't put on her current weight yet - flashed me because we were hiding together in a game of hide-and-seek. Gift from the Gods I tell you.
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>>142252911
I have a shitload of cousins whom I've lived with, and they're all girls. Age range from loli to young adult. Especially loli and two middle schoolers, they nag at me or ask help in studies. I also have an imouto.

And that's just the father's side.
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>>142253038
>I have over a dozen cousins

I have 9 aunts and 5 uncles. I couldn't even tell you how many cousins I have.

One of them, who was abandoned by her parents (her dad was a crazy cult guy in some central american country) would spend every other week-end at my house for 5 or 6 years. From 11 to 17.

We'd play video games, trade manga (I had dragon ball, she had sailor moon and Dr Slump), watch movies, play. We'.d usually go to sleep in the basement where we played.

Eventually we started watching soft corn porn on late night cable together too.

I remember waking up one morning right next to her (I slept on the floor and she slept on the sofa right above me) and seeing her with just a short and panties. I tentatively reached my hand toward her ass and she got up and looked at me expectantly, but all I did was pinch her leg and tell her to wake up, and left. I'll always remember how sad and hurt she looked when I did that.

Not long afterwards, her crazy cult mom and dad asked her to visit them in their central American country compound. Her brother and sisters begged her not to go, all our family did. When she asked me if she should go, I told her it was her choice to make and I had nothing to do with it.

She was supposed to be gone for only a few weeks, but we never heard from hear again until years later. She came back here, but she'd gotten a kid, and was fucked up on drug. She called me once and told me she should never have gone and wished she could have kept playing with me, wished that she'd never left.

I had nothing to say to her at that time. She never called me again.

That's my cousin story. /blog.
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>>142253559
You dindu nuffin wrong.
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>>142253559
>mfw using your dick could've saved a life.
You done fucked it up
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>>142245346
I would yeah. They're attractive and we only see each other around twice a year. Cousin incest is vanilla and is legal in several states.
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>>142253559
Wow, that's depressing.
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>>142253559
Once, there was a time where this anon could make a difference in someone's life.

He fucked up.

>>142255262
If you think thats depressing, you clearly havent spent enough time on 4chan.
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>>142253559
Incest saves, anon. let incest in to your heart
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>>142249934
>own by japanese
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>>142255393
More accurately, he didn't fuck it up
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>>142245346
Why fuck your cousin when you can fuck your childhood friend
>implying you had a friend
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>>142255613
What if everybody in my village is my first or second cousin?
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>>142255613
I haven't seen my childhood friend in like 10 years.
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>>142256154

>Go to <event>
>meet chf
>she really filled up into a delicious xmas cake

Marry, impregnate, grow old together and watch children have incestuous relationship
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I'd an autistic, greasy cousin for sure.
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>>142256691
So she was raped and blocked out the memories, right?
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>>142256691

Dropped halfway through ep1.
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>>142256796
You didn't miss anything, it's a shitty show.
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>>142250073
12.5% is a lot less than 3125%

I don't think your conclusion is anywhere near accurate.
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My first kiss was my cousin when we were like 8
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>>142256154
I haven't seen mine in close to 15 years and I don't even know her last name just hope >>142256471 will work,
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>>142253559
>incest child have saved your love from a horrible fate

Lesson learned. I feel for your regret anon.

The most painful feeling is what could have been.
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>She called me once and told me she should never have gone and wished she could have kept playing with me, wished that she'd never left.

That's fucking painful m8.

Please find her again. It's never too late.
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>>142251166
Yeah I read that manga too.
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>>142253254
story time anon
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>>142253254
Well? You're not just gonna leave us hanging like that, are you?
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>>142255847
Then clearly you fuck your cousin.

Honor the old traditions!
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>>142261428

I'd rather raid the neighboring village.
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>2d incest
>great
>3d incest
>does nothing for me
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>>142253559
>soft corn porn
wonder if hard corn would have made the difference
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>>142253559
That's...really sad.

How much do you kick yourself over it to this day?

If you could go back to that night where you touched her...would you go in for a kiss, knowing what you know now?

Would your life trajectory allow it?
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>>142248219
Change of mutation from inbreeding cousins is doubled , anon. I bet you got autistic because your parents were cousin.

>Sauce: https://www.cousincouples.com/?page=overview
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>>142253559
You should be placed in homosexual jail, anon.
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>>142255613
>>142256154
All my childhood friends were ugly or brown. And they all got fat. Only I ended up skinny because poverty and workaholicism.
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>>142249037

Reminder she was about to NTR her childhood friend on a whim.
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>>142256912
He's a Europoor, anon.

Commas are oftentimes used instead of periods when in percentages and such.
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>>142259106
>Please find her again. It's never too late.

Used goods and raising someone else's kid. That's just dumb.
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>>142245346

Well, my cousin was a blonde sort of tsundere loli... absolutely do not regret fooling around with her, was great. Biggest mistake was not fucking her because I did not want to be her first.

In retrospect, it was probably the right decision.
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>>142253559
>soft corn porn
don't know if mexican or just stupid
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>>142253559

Damn, should've grab that ass when you had the chance.
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>>142245346
of course
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>>142266253
Come on, don't keep hanging. Why was it probably the right decision? My Chinese cartoons generally say nothing super horrible will happen.
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>>142245346
i already have. Three first cousins, one second cousin, and one third cousin.
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>>142269237

How was that puss, Cletus?
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>>142250073
okay i need to step in here and keep rumors from popping up and turning into facts.

Defects from inbreeding occur on a exponential basis, based on how closely related you are to the subject. The chances of birth defects also depend on weather or not there are chances of birth defects in the family gene pool.

Here's the simple way to put this:

Grandparent/Grandchild: 50% chance of birth defects.
Parent/Child: 60%
Aunt/Nephew or Uncle/Niece: 40%
Cousins: less then 30% and dropping

In most of the Western World having sex with your cousin is illegal up to the 3rd cousin. Marriage is illegal up to the fourth cousin. The Eastern world has varying degrees on this law. But suffice to say most 3rd world countries don't care if cousins marry, since its been going on for centuries.

Also in the Western world enforcement of the laws of cousin incest are rarely done because no one gives a damn and its seen as some kind of perverse joke.
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>>142251166
you are a honorable man anon.
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>>142253559
It wasn't a cousin, but I did the whole honorable adult live your own life thing with a younger girl too and it kept us apart and probably left us both worse off. Maybe if the actual situation you're in warrants it you should just "exploit" a girl and be with her, if you really care for her. Maybe sometimes selfishness is kindness.
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>>142269306
pretty good. filled with regret and denial later in life though.
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>142263809
>https://www.cousincouples.com/?page=overview
If anyone is curious and too lazy to look at it, that page is about how being cousins is a much lower risk factor than many other common issues that there are no taboos about and anon is being a faggot
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>>142269464
>In most of the Western World having sex with your cousin is illegal up to the 3rd cousin.
Bullshit.
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>>142269464
>okay i need to step in here and keep rumors from popping up and turning into facts.
and you do that by spewing a bunch of complete lies. Genius.

The United States is the only western democracy where first cousin marriage is illegal, and one of only a handful of countries in the world where it is. And while it's often stated that cousin marriage "doubles" the chances of a birth defect, it's double a very small chance, less than the increase from the mother being over 40.

The only real thing you can say against cousin marriage is that it's safest when it's uncommon. The only part of the world where it's commonly accepted is the Middle East, and look at that shithole.
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>>142253559
jesus
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>>142256154
I haven't seen mine in about 8 or 9.

Imagine Shirley from F/Z, but slightly curvy (in the real meaning of the word; she wasn't fat).
She also had a similar, caring personality.

Damn I miss her.
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>>142269936
years*
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>>142245346
i would full imouto tbqh
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>>142256154
>tfw childhood friend i used to play house with messages me on facebook that we should fuck "for real"
>tfw i tell her she's like my little sister
>tfw unfriended and blocked hours later ;_;
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It seems most populations of the world don't rapidly degenerate with a bit of incest. The real trouble seems to be when it's constantly practiced down the line, generation on generation. Muslim Pakistanis (and Bangladeshis too it seems) in Britain have a huge problem of genetic defects, thanks to constant interbreeding. To me, it is a socio-politica-ethno-religi-cultural thing because many Pakistanis are Punajbi, and yet you don't find this problem among Sikh Punjabis. Or Hindu. Or any others. And not a problem in say, Afghanistan. And yet, you find this problem increasingly in expat Bangladeshis in Britain too - very distant from Pakistan proper, but originally part of Pakistan before the war. Complicating it, it's an extreme problem in the communities in Britain and other European countries - but while a problem in Pakistan itself, not an extreme one.

When faced with that kind of cultural insularity and intermixture in desperation to avoid whatever, even extremely diverse genepools like Punjabis can't hold against.

>>142269542
Well? Why was it filled with regret? Why denial?

Regret because you crossed a moral event horizon? Regret because none you've had since comes close?

Denial because you want to forget you ever did it? Or denial because you had such a good time?
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>>142251166
Jamal and Tyrone appreciate your chastity I'm sure.
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If it's fiction, then go hard or go home. If you're going to explore the social ramifications of a taboo, then go for one that's really out there. Cousins are more or less socially acceptable, so they're really not too much of an interesting subject in that regard.
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>>142248219
Humans already share 99.9% of the same genes. What's another decimal place?
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>>142249502
>>142249700
>>142249978
>>142250022
Guys, pretty much every where else in the world that uses the Latin alphabet uses commas and periods opposite to how Americans use them for number notation. Come the fuck on.
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>>142270300
>Muslim, Punjabi Pakistanis are inbred degenerates
This is very true. They are the most xenophobic people on the planet. They can't handle interacting with someone they aren't related to. Literally all of my cousins on my father's side aside are inbred from cousin marriages except for my Aunt who gtfo of the country after my father immigrated to the US. They acted like he betrayed his family when he married outside the family during residency. There's this weird hostility to anyone they haven't known since birth.

It's really just a crutch for a completely broken social structure that doesn't allow men and women to interact. If they could just grow up the opposite sex, I don't think they would resort to incest in such frequency.
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>>142271168
>two Punjabis
>one Muslim, one Sikh
>thread of incest
>on an anime imageboard they meet

I don't know I'd this counts as meta, or 2spooky.
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>>142269982
What's she saying here?
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Never had sex with cousins but I got two cousins of mine to jerk me off plenty of times back in the day (that's pretty much how I learnt how to fap).

There was also this one hot distant cousin who wouldn't even give me the time of the day so I would grope her while she asleep, maybe she knew.

All of these cousins have kids nowadays, it's a thing of the past.
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>>142269542
Is regret and denial the name of their dildo
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>>142270978

Yeah, and a 0.01% deviation in genes can result in a second asshole you can shove your head into and still be able to shitpost.
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>>142245346
I think he just made up about them being cousins to reject. He's probably aware that she has a crush on him.
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>>142272528
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>abstract terms like "birth defects"
Aren't those just specific conditions carried though recessive genes? If so, it should be possible to have healthy children with your twin if you have none of them, right?
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>>142248219
>Siblings would be 50
I take it you assume humans only have 2 genes or something to arrive at 50%.


>>142274636
If you have perfect genes yes. Hitler was working towards it.
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>>142267015
BEST ROUTE
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>>142274810
>Hitler was working towards it.
The hero we deserved, but not the one we needed back then.
So we're gonna hate him. Because he can take it.
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Wow this thread is still going. I'm the guy who posted >>142253559 yesterday.

>>142263023
>How much do you kick yourself over it to this day?
I kinda kick myself over it in a selfish manner because I'm now a 33 year old Wizard.
But I can't regret what happened to her because they were the consequences of her own choices and actions. People suffering the consequences of their actions is the core of my moral system.

>If you could go back to that night where you touched her...would you go in for a kiss, knowing what you know now?
Would your life trajectory allow it?

I probably would. I really liked her, and I know she liked me. My life trajectory would probably allow is since I'm self employed and self reliant.

But at the time, I considered her much more my friend than a potential lover. I mean she was a girl I was close to, during the horny teenager years, so obviously I had sexual curiosity. But romantic feelings is something I'm not sure I had in enough quantity back then (or now, really).
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>>142266363

It was a well known show that played on cable late at night. "Bleu Nuit" I think it was called. But this is like 16 years ago.
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I take it the crux of the problem is just having children? Well I don't want children, so it basically doesn't matter to me anyways.
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>>142245346
I did my cousin in real life, we're both guys.
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>>142275277
I did your cousin too. Enjoy the aids I got from a Portugese hooker in Lisbon.
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>>142275416
Fuck you, uncle Max.
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>>142269127

There are a few reasons. Namely, that I wanted her to be able to talk about her first time. Also, while I was just starting college at the time, I know that high school girls are terrible at keeping secrets. To be honest, it is a miracle that no one in our family knows. My sister and father both suspected it really strongly and asked me point blank if anything happened, I immediately denied it and said that I loved her like a little sister.

A huge lie. I was actually trying to figure out how a relationship between us could work. The relationship is slightly more complicated than just cousins, but functionally we are cousins. I cannot really get into more details on that part. Suffice to say, it really just would not work.

Something I left out is that I actually fooled around a ton with my other cousin on a different side of the family. We did have sex. She was also cute and blonde at the time, but I did not really have feelings for her (to the point where I forgot to mention it). However, she grew up to become a land whale. Never had romantic interest on my part, but she sent me nudes a lot. I really wish cloud stuff existed back then, I would have had really great porn to share.
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>>142248219
>3,125% same genes
Hmm, what country are you from, anon? The only country I know that uses a comma in place of decimals is Indonesia.
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>>142275828
>The only country I know that uses a comma in place of decimals is Indonesia.
So you're very dumb?
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>>142275860
I'm Australian, what else can I be?
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>>142275828
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>>142249916
don't let the amerifats win op.
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>>142275981
Very weird how there are small spots that are just completely different compared to its surroundings. Like, Indonesia and Vietnam is the only one with the green colour in Southeast Asia. Croatia, Malta, Switzerland, Luxembourg, UK and Republic of Ireland in Europe is the only blue ones in Europe. Guyana's the only one in South America.

also fuck, i don't know any countries in Africa.
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>>142276229
> Indonesia and Vietnam is the only one with the green colour in Southeast Asia
Get your eyes checked you may be colour blind.
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>>142276423
What other countries are green in Southeast Asia? I do genuinely have problems with colours, but from what I can see those are the only two.
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>>142276229

Has to do with colonization. The comma is French, the period is English.

The rest of the word was shit and didn't have anything going on, so they started using the systems of whichever European country colonized them. Yay Europe, bringing math to the rest of the world while they were still living in huts made of feces.
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>>142276589
Apart from some unimportant small islands none.
Im talking about you seeing green instead of yellow.
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>>142276807
>Im talking about you seeing green instead of yellow
>yellow
I don't believe you. They're not green like Canada or South Africa is green, but they're still green.

God, if those islands are yellow, I'll need to book an appointment with an optometrist asap
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>>142276994
Thats as yellow as it gets.
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>>142277185
As in, it's more of a shade of yellow than a shade of green? I can accept that confusion, I can't differentiate hues.
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>>142250010
30 times
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>>142277300
No more as in, thats clearly yellow.
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>>142277425
Yellow would be this.
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>>142276994
For what it's worth, I see it as green too.
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>>142253559
>9 aunts and 5 uncles

Holy shit dude, vaginas, not clown cars.

I have 26 aunts/uncles. I don't even know how many cousins I have.
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>>142276994
That's plainly green, on the yellowish side, but definitely more green than yellow.
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>>142275981
>>142276994
>>142277425
>>142277467
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>>142277468
>>142277654
>>142277702
So the "that's clearly yellow" anon is the colourblind one?
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>>142277732
To my eyes, yeah.
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>>142277732
Or comes from some third world shithole with a fucked up set of colour names that draws the line in different places.
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>>142277702
A bunch of people confirmed to me that thats yellow.
Strangely one friend of my also thinks its green.
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>>142278114
Or maybe he just needs to get his monitor calibrated.
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>discussing colors
On the other hand, this thread wasn't ever not shit.
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>>142278309
It's from all the inbreeding.
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>>142278225
This was it in the end.
I had red fully turned up on my monitor
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>>142245346
the point of the 1st cousins = incest taboo is to prevent doubling up on a defective recessive gene from either of the shared grandparents.

Every generation forward/back for a shared ancestor scales the probability by 4x, so 2nd cousins are generally considered safe enough.

> chance of any given recessive gene from shared ancestor doubling in a child:
> siblings: 6.25%
> 1st cousins: 1.5%
> 2nd cousins: 0.39%

Frankly, with modern genetic testing it shouldn't really be a safety issue anymore, except the sandnigger countries where cousin marriages thrive DGAF anyway.
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My parents are cousins. I don't belive i asked if they were first or lower grade cousins, but it's me and my sister right now, and both of us are perfectly healthy.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the chance of recessive genes increased the more inbreeding occurs through generations?
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>>142278721
How many fingers do you have on each hand?
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>>142278815
Why 8 of course. Why do you ask?
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>>142278841
Oh nothing, just want to confirm you're normal. Yeah, I have 8 too.

Some of my cousins have only 5, can you believe it? Hah, what a cripple.
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>>142278841

Doesn't everyone?

>not cutting off fingers of your enemies

Literally bleb tier.
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>>142278841
Right. Toes?
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>>142278911
Right? And my third eye only goes blind twice a day, it's hardly abnormal.
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>>142278985

Webbed together for maximum mobility in water.
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I would.
My first kiss was with my sleeping cousin while camping. We slept in the same tent. It was about 6 years ago. I still remember the feel of her lips and the impact it made on muh dik. This is how I found out why kissing is awesome.

I think we was pretending to be asleep, because when I asked her not long ago if she has any grudge on me or if I ever did something wrong that impacted her all she could say was:
>there is, but don't worry, it is in the past now.
Now she hardly ever speaks to me
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i dont usually post but my parents are cousins, my sister married her cousin and their children aare fine we are fine here cousins marrige are very common.
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>>142279250
That is one naked barn game going on at your ranch, anon.
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>>142279250
>here cousins marrige are very common.

Hello Achmed.
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>>142245346
I would an older brother
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>>142279445
yes i am. but i never saw any one suffer from birth defect from cousin marrige
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>>142275087
You seem to have wisdom and power. I myself have never had such close or important dealings with people from which to draw life wisdom but I hope I can be a halfway decent wizard in a few years when my time comes.
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My god, why are anime cousins so fuckeable?

Also I did, it was the most delectable sex I ever had and I'd do it again even now that she is married.
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>>142270990
Except you know Britain and the commonwealth and Asian countries
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>>142249502
fuck off amerifat
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>>142280245
Because the chance to get one is slightly higher than non-related would. In mots of places cousin marriage is allowed, including EU. But doing this for generation win't do anything good for your genes either.
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>>142260360
Not much to tell, really. It was probably the average large family scene. My loli cousin was very attached, probably because I didn't talk much to her in her early years because I couldn't be bothered. When she started going to school, that's where I got to talk to her. She would sleep in my lap, nag, ask for help in studying. My other two younger cousins in middle school call me their "girl friend" partly because I act like a faggot at home, so they feel at ease talking to me with girl stuff. They're really loud, talking to me when they catch me outside my room, which is a pain, acting like you're interested. I have a cousin that's the same age as me, and we don't talk much. Most of the time she's really quiet. She took care of everything at home. She would ask for help in studying sometimes. Imouto is very tsun, most of our interaction is about her studies. And I have a nee-chan who recently had a kid, so I'm an uncle now.

There are some shenanigans, of course. Like bathing together, catching the other naked, seeing someone's underwear or even washing them. Didn't matter, just family shit. I didn't count my other cousins because it's a pain going through all of them.
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No, not taboo enough.
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>>142280245
>but i never saw any one suffer from birth defect from cousin marriage

Actually you see the effects of it every day in the reduced average IQ of the population around you. These effects include the ease and speed at which people turn to violence, the lack of societal advancement. The unwavering belief in outdated theology.
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>>142284946
>The unwavering belief in outdated theology.
Not true. Many places, including the US, have a correlation between education and churchgoing. Much more substantiated (and relevant to daily life) is the connection between national wealth and IQ.
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>>142275087
Nah, I'm gonna go against what other guy said.

You fucked up. Also, never trust someone who proclaims the power of their moral system.

Her choice you say? When she called you, you dickhead, the reason she called was because she was hoping you'd be the final voice to tip her into staying. You didn't. You're the ultimate root cause she left and had all this happen to her. You failed as both a lover, and an onii-chan.
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>>142278721
Generally, it is. But it has to be severe and sustained. So unless you have a family secret going on for a decades or centuries now, you should be fine.

>>142281600
Why is anime anything so fuckable?

Go for it, if her husband gets mad, tell him you have prior claim, as she is of your blood.

Why was it so delectable? Because she was that good, it was so wrong, or according to dirty talk in chinese cartoons, family knows best?
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>>142270300
I am Sikh Punjabi, and my parents view marrying someone from the same village they are from as an absolute taboo. Assuming most of them have the same view then that goes a long way to preventing incest there.
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>>142286793
Is like drinking a rare whine. It has a deep bite because everything you mention but there was so much caring, mushy and felt like pic related.

My god, she has the body of a goddess. Fuck, I'm calling her.

/blog
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>>142275087
>I probably would. I really liked her, and I know she liked me.

>I really liked her
Then why didn't you go for it. You either didn't like her or you didn't want her to be able reciprocate to you.

> I know she liked me
Then why didn't you go for it. You either didn't know or you didn't want to reciprocate to her.

>I probably would
Then why didn't you.
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>>142269793
>The United States is the only western democracy where first cousin marriage is illegal
It isn't though.
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>>142275010
>Because he can take it.
Then why did he kill himself like a dumbass teenage girl?
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>>142287161
Huh, small world.

And yeah, may as well say, same here. Now that I think about it, most of my cousins didn't even really marry Punjabi anyways, though that's nothing new to us.

All the rape from random invaders helps to diversify the gene pool too I guess?

>>142287197
Do it anon. Do it for us all. If it's that good, you need to. Take responsibility, as they say.
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>>142287197
Caring and mushy? Now I'm really interested.

>>142285113
I think he was implying our friend was a Allah Snackbar sandnigger.
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>>142245346
I would a daughter though.
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>>142253559

I don't want to believe, but with how depressing it is I think it's true.
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>>142289601
I've seen this before, how does he even manage to do it? Even getting at them early, he'd still be really old if not dead by the time he got around to Rika.
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>>142281600
It's like they're trying to tempt you into trying it irl.

Seems like it worked with you.
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>>142245346
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>>142270300
>socio-politica-ethno-religi-cultural
You may have thought that sounded intelligent, but it really made me think that you were just blisteringly retarded.
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>>142290462
Some people have fertility pills.
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>>142291147
Beware, this is the forbidden fruit. Sweet sweet fruit, but once tested you will seek out for more and your hunger will know no end.

Beware of the forbidden fruit.
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>>142245346
DID SOMEONE SAY COUSINS?
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>>142293905

>dubtards
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Why do most cousins in anime have big tits?
Is is an unspoken rule to make cousins ultimate breeding material?
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>>142249563
Or French Canadian, they do that too.
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>>142295468
Yes and I love it.
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>>142295581
>Shaga

Oh LAWDY, the things I'd do to her if I were MC.

She was thirsty I tell you. Thirsty!
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>>142245346
No one really gives a fuck about cousins. It's siblings that make everyone who's a normie butthurt.
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>>142278389
>the point of the 1st cousins = incest taboo is to prevent doubling up on a defective recessive gene from either of the shared grandparents.

The bit people miss here is that it's not like, oh, here's a common recessive genetic issue and grandpa had one copy of that gene. (Although that is *also* a problem).

It's not that you might or might not have 'good genes' or 'bad genes'.
It's that the human genome has a sort of DNA copy error noise floor. The odds of a base pair being switched on copy, times the number bases in the human genome, times the cell generation of your reproductive bits, plus half of each parent's own errors, and so on.
Every living human has a few dozen of these errors. It's an unavoidable side effect of how DNA works.
It's only a few dozen bases out of billions, so those specific genes can ONLY be a problem if you inbreed and someone gets two of the broken gene (instead of one or two working versions).

Being able to make an "incest safe, yes/no?" test would require sequencing the entire genomes of both people, finding all gene variants in common, and being able to know what an arbitrary stretch of DNA actually does. We can't do that last part yet. I guess support protein folding if you support incest.
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>>142275828
i'm indonesian, and we use a fucking dot you shit head
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>>142295580
>French Canadians
The french will never be Canadians, die in a fire Quebec.
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>>142290462
hes immortal apparently.
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>>142248219
My parents are actually cousins like twice removed or something. They didn't find out until very late in their marriage
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>>142256839
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>>142270990
English sentence structure uses commas in the beginning of a sentence, and periods at the end. If you use periods before commas. it looks retarded,
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>>142290462
He was around 15, when he conceived first daughter. And then thanks to drugs was able impregnate any daughter as soon as possible. So count around 5-7 years years for each daughter. Then he will be around 40 years when conceive Rika.
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>>142295468
Japan's birthrate is so low the government finally caved and said "just shag your cousin if the girls at school are giving you a hard time"
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>>142293856
So does your hunger know no end too then?

How are you going to sate your hunger now?

>>142295468
>>142295581
Yes
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>>142301373
Wait by impregnante any daughter as soon as possible...what do you mean? Puberty hits girls around 9 or 10 or so.

I guess if he got first girl pregnant at 15, but even then...quite old.
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Man this thread is still going?

>>142287349
>Then why didn't you go for it.

Because it was her choice to make. Not mine. It's her life, her choices. If she'd decided against it and stayed, then very likely things would have been very different. But she didn't. I can't make other peoples choices for them. They can ask me to, but I can't do it. I can't explain why, but it is physically impossible for me to make a decision for someone else, even if I can clearly see that they are making the wrong one.
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>>142251277
My favorite anime.
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>>142303875
The weird thing is that between SRV 1 and 2 some 20-30 years should have passed (Rio has gone from just hitting puberty to already being a grandmother) and he looks like he has become a few years YOUNGER over that time.
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>>142253559
>you will never fuck up this hard
Thank god.
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>>142297952

As expected of Indog you're too dumb to know you use comma for decimal in Indonesia
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>>142276423
Maybe (you) should get your eyes checked instead
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>>142278144

Tell them to get their eyes checked
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>>142304688
It's a good feel, isn't it?

He is the imouto betrayer in the truest sense of the word.
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>>142304246
>I can't explain why, but it is physically impossible for me to make a decision for someone else, even if I can clearly see that they are making the wrong one.
You don't need to make it for her you know, but you can give input saying 'uhh I don't think that's a good idea'.
Now I dunno if you saw bad shit coming from a mile away back then or your story's being written in retrospect, but it's literally impossible to make a decision FOR someone, for anyone. You can push them into a corner where there's legit no real other choice, but they will always have the final say in what they do unless it's something like pushing them off a plane.
Go contact her you pussy, as a guy who prevented something shit from happening to my own twin neesan you're triggering me by existing
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>>142270008
Are you sure it wasn't the other way round anon?
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>>142251166
>She likes me because I was basically the only positive influence in her life in some dark times
>was
as in, this was in the past, as in she's no longer in those dark times and you're no longer the only positive influence on her life, as in she's no longer emotionally vulnerable, as in there's nothing to take advantage of?

You should totally get with her.
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>>142255613
>Looked up CHF on facebook
>She's cute
>She's dating a mexican that's somehow uglier than I am, and he's a lolsorandom
I'd like to see her again, but i'm garbage anyway.
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>>142255613
My childhood friend is now a buff as fuck guy with biceps the size of my neck.
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>>142277732
>>142278144
it's probably your monitor if multiple people are seeing yellow
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>>142306944
>>142278368
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>>142304246
>Man this thread is still going?

I don't know how, they deleted more anime related threads but this blogshit thread still lives.
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>>142255613
I fucked up anon. She was the lovliest girl ever. I thought it was all over when I had to change schools. I was given a chance in high school again, and I didn't take it. I wasn't brave enough to try.

She likely ended up in a string of abusive relationships, dropped off the face of the Earth, and a friend who saw her last said she looked like she'd been doing some heavy drugs.

And that, my friend, is why childhood friends are not any easier.

>>142307464
Take it easy, the new mods and jannies have to exercise their powers before they start to be sated with Hot Pockets.
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>>142307686
>Take it easy

When two threads that are more vaguely anime related than this get deleted and this one still live then I am not going to take it easy.
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>>142307858
Which two were those?
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>>142307889
Loli thread and Tomoko is now your sister.
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>>142307858
Well look, what I mean is that yes, I too had to deal with my favorite totally anime related thread deleted. Just take it easy. It's already lessening.

>>142301373
How did the law not get him?
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>>142308163
The new jannies are literally from plebbit or something, I saw a cake thread and an oneechan thread deleted this week too.
fuck the po
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>>142253559
This shit sounds too crushingly realistic for me to just dismiss it
Fuck you anon
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>>142253559
You are worse than any beta MC. All the beta MCs of shitty harem series put together will still be a better person than you will ever be. Even if the essence of Shinji is being diluted 1000 times, he would still be more of a man than you.
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>>142253559
>When she asked me if she should go, I told her it was her choice to make and I had nothing to do with it.
I don't get it
This sounds so incredibly cold, did you feel awkward over what happened that night or something? It feels like she was asking for confirmation from you that you wanted her to stay.
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>>142253559
;_;

My heart hurts now anon. Why didn't you give her the sex?
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>>142308873
>>142308775
My question is why he didn't just say 'I want to play gayms with you'
I mean, obviously even as a kid he thought something was off about the family
And now he won't even keep in touch with her
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>>142269510
Can I ask some advice then? I know its out of place, but this is too relevant to pass up.

There's a girl who has really liked me since high school. I got sick with some undiagnosed disease before I graduated, lost all my friends, and now I'm basically a lonely loser. I have bad experience with relationships and friendships.

She's a few years younger than me and still in HS, and she has continually tried to reconnect. By frankly, I rebuff her because I'm both afraid of being hurt and if hurting her. She's the sweetest, most innocent girl I've ever known. Talented and smart. I don't wanna ruin her life. I'm not a terrible person, but I'm no prize.

I'm ashamed at how shameless this is. Send help
/blog
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>>142255613
She left for murrika and I didn't say anything. Only girl I held hands with.
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>>142308908
Maybe his heart also hurts too much. :,(
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