how do I seduce a babe like yui

Create a trail of bowtie pasta to your van.

Just rape her.

>>142116086

In some areas having sex with a mentally handicapped person is legally considered rape.

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Get a dog and hang around intersections that lead to instrument stores, then when she takes the bait, ask her if she would like a dog-sitting job, then have a bunch of yumi snacks ready whenever she passes by to pickup the dog for walks, and sweet-talk her every chance you get

>>142116086
$20 and a cellphone charm. She's pretty easy.

Become a younger version of Mio

Any shiny object

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>>142116638

Candy. She's fucking stupid.

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>>142116086

Become a short, flat chest, tweentail, tsundere.

>>142117321
Mugi did that and got friendzoned.

>>142116086
Buy a hawk to train a monkey and then she'd have to eat the eggs, but don't ask why

Yui is asexual and incapable of being seduced. She has never seen a penis and never will see a penis, at least not willingly.

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>>142116086
She is taken and she sleeps with him every night.

>>142117358

Azucato is her sex buddy.