You're now married to the last character you fapped too.
How do I explain this to mai waifu?
I don't think her wife would appreciate that but I'm perfectly okay with this arrangement.
pls no
Couldn't wish for better
>>141975184
Am I in her world or is she in mine? Am I the MC or am I myself except in her world?
Too many questions left unanswered...
Nice
>>141975428
Wahaha oh fuckThat's either a terrible or a great thing depending on where in the game you are
Is this heaven?
Kuro is mine
>>141975354
>be me
Fuck off.
>>141975563
You go to her world but you aren't the MC
>>141975299
KAGA KOKO?!
>>141975184
Her power has so much potential.
>>141975184
You got to be kidding me..
>>141975184
>married to my hentaifu
Excellent.
>>141975816
>>141975607
LMAO
>you asked for it, anon
>>141975729
>You go to her world but you aren't the MC
>traveling around the world with her as she crushes the Mahjong circuit
>she canonically has no confirmed love interest and is a virgin
Jackpot.
It just struck me that this game is geared to be friendly towards lolicons.
I doubt she would marry uncute guy like me but I'd hunt beasts with her and try to make her the happiest wife ever.
>>141975184
I don't want to cuck Kyon though, and I don't know how she'd feel about it.
I can also see certain risks associated with marrying an unknowing god.
>>141975184
Holy Shit, YES!
I wish ;_;
>>141975184
Being married to my waifu sounds good.
>>141976203
What has happened to your trip?
>>141975184
uhh...
>now I'm married to a guy
FUCK
>>141975184
>the one Nagi Ichi trap that said "as long as we don't kiss we're not gay"
No! I don't want to marry a boy, damn it.
>>141976203
Playable Mai when?
I know that she will be playable along
Jubei, Trinity and Dark Susanooh. Just when?
>>141975184
I cant upload shit on my phone but the last time I fapped was two days ago. It was my waifu. A Yugioh monster.No, not Dark Magician Girl or Harpie Lady
Either way. I am happy
I don't see a problem with this.
>>141976294
Hopefully Mai will get added soon, either when Central Fiction is released in autumn, or as a DLC later.
Oh hell yes.
>>141976333
Nice triples.
Also I think DLC knowing how Arc System works.that was a pun totally intended
Yotsuba.
Welp. Even if she won't eat me, her sister will.
Thanks, OP.
You can be my best man.
>>141975184
Why would you marry in this day and age?
>>141976538
Polyamory?
>>141976405
Enjoy being a widower.
>>141976538
Tax breaks.
>>141976538
To make my parents happy?
I'm happy with this.
>>141975184
Fuck, this is why I should stop masturbating to hentai manga while listening to a montage of Ramsay's rants.
>>141975184
im married too haruhi, this is going to be a wild and interseting marragie. best fapping evr
>>141976302
Well shit, looks like she'll marry us both. I hope you're down for some kinky threesomes, anon.
Aside from the killing your husband thing she would make for a great wife.
>>141975184
I don't remember the last character I fapped to. What do
fuck
>married to best Witch
It doesn't get much better than that.
>>141976784
>Last character I fapped too was Trude
You and Shirley could be best man and maid of honour at our wedding
>>141976538
Maybe not in Japan, but in USA marriage still has benefits living single doesn't. Like, apparently, you live healthier lives if you marry, according to 'science'.
>>141975184
well, a harem end for me...
>waifu
Perfect.
no regrets here.
>>141976900
That's a fine taste you've got there.
I am perfectly fine with this.
>>141976881
So how does this work, do they rotate their jobs one taking turns per week or do you try and love them all equally? What about when it comes to the bedroom?
Brb getting sacrificed to the god hand
I regret nothing
>>141976900
pedo
Fuck no, I hate kids.
You guys jelly?
>>141975816
Reminder that homosexual is wrong.
Its illegal to marry 3 people at the same time where I live though.
>>141976180
Go back to your containment board.
Not bad.
i fapped to 3d just a few minutes ago and cant remember the fap before that
But she's used goods anon!
>>141977778
Just say you are a muslim and it's okay.
>>141977651
What if the child is a cute girl?
>>141977778
fuck that off by 1
Perfect, now I can have whatever I'm in the mood for
>>141977831
Do you spit out a wad of gum after one bite? Chew until it's used up, anon. There's still plenty of flavour left
I'll be her pig in human clothing.
>>141975184
When we see Rito looking viyaina of Tearju
>>141977580
Please Kentaro I want more chapters of Yui with Rito
>>141977897
But she's REALLY used up
Oh my~
Excellent
>>141978039
its not normal to masturbate to cakes.
>>141976850
according to science, men live shorter lives if they're married and women live longer lives
Delicious.
>>141978012
I imagine she gained quite a few husbandos.
>>141978233
well she's mine now so refrain from posting any more pics
>>141977488
one bedroom is enough, arab style
Anne. I'm okay with this.
It's true love!
I'll probably die because of a crushed pelvis from all the snoo snoo
uh, ok, I guess?
>>141976763
Saki didn't deserve all that suffering.
She should have found a person that would have respected her and genuinely cared for her and took things slow.
She should have found a person she could have grown happy and old with...
eh, could be worse
>>141978335
Just knock her up, anon.
>>141975816
Good taste
>>141975184
Some character in a shitty inform7 fetish porn game with no personality whatsoever.
Works for me.
>>141977799
You forgot your picture mr badass.
>>141977634
>pedo
>>141975184
Jokes on you I fapped on my waifu's daki.
marries her goes to her world
>I'm not MC
>She's the MC
>married to a grade schooler's corpse in a public restroom
Should I still invite my mom?
This is more than fine
Catgirls are fine too
I approve.
>>141976763
I was masturbating to chapter two just minutes ago, while imagining my husbando in her place. Whom am I marrying then?
Well, I'd better be ready to be teased a lot.
>>141976648
Is that even possible?
Well fuck my life.
brb getting psychologically domestic abused
Awesome! I don't even have Diane is cute as fuck.
...though, unless I can those mushroons and stock up on plenty of that polle, the wedding dress is gonna bankrupt me.
>>141979737
*I don't even have a giant fetish, but Diane is cute as fuck.
Is how that sentence was supposed to read.
>>141975184
I haven't actually masturbated in about half a week, but the last lewd picture I actively sought was Kisaragi.
The last explicit lewd picture I actively sought was Sayaka.
I think I win either way.
>she wore naked apron
das bretty gud mane
>>141977552
Speaking of berserk there was going to be a solar eclipse so me and my friend decided to watch it together but when he came to my place he was wearing a fake behelit (at the time I had not read or watched berserk so I did not get the joke)
And he had a bloody knee from running over to my home (this was before we got are drivers license all we had was a learners permit at the time) and going along with the joke he started rubbing the behelit on his bloody knee when the eclipse started
>>141975184
>Jinx cause love Hirame's artwork
Halp I'm being sexually assaulted by a flat chested anarchist. This is just like Baccano.
>>141979852
MODS
>>141979852
Oh boy
>>141980045
I proposed to my wife with a behelit saying she was the one dearest to me
Well I got lucky.
>>141980100
Neckbeard
It was the will of Mahatma.
>>141976523
>he chose the WRONG IDOL
Bad for you, great for me.
I got the best one.
I do sometimes masturbate to them, so I don't really know which one I'm supposed to be married to.
I wouldn't regret either choice, I suppose.
>>141978623
WHO IS THAT CUTE ELF GIRL? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>141975184
Guess I got it good.
>>141975184
>Now married to waifu
I love her!
>>141977958
>Please Kentaro I want more chapters of Yui with Rito
I agree.
>>141975184
Well shit, I'm fucked.literally
I can live with this.
>>141978285
I know a few Arabs who have multiple wives but none of them have them sleep in the same room.
>>141975184
Thank you Jesus.
>>141976150
Don't get my wrong Kyon is a bro, but I'd cuck him in a second if it means I get Haruhi.
All is fair in love and war.
>>141975184
Bring me dat gurl.
>>141975184
Well okay then
>>141980366
Lucky bastard.
Maybe there is hope for me
>>141975184
>not bad.
But she's already married.
Also, who stole Rusian's account?
Hell yeah?
BIG
MEATY
SHARKDICKS
>>141983029
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
>>141979245
Are you Black?
Might be fun
Sweet, I'm rich
>>141983403
>rich
>smart
>sexy as fuck
>not surrounded by chads
>can blackmail the sensei to do stuff
You did good anon, 'grats.
I have no regrets
>>141977634
>he likes OLD HAGS
fuck off grandpa
>>141975184
britney spears
>>141975354
>fapping to tracer
I'm sure Hina will be a good wife.
>>141975184
I'd happily marry her.
>>141975184
Well, that works out ok.
>>141985276
are you me?
>>141985390
>those hips and thighs
About to be me as well.
But the last girl I nutted to was 3dpdand HOW. Am I doomed?
>>141975184
Wait. I'm married to a succubus??
How does that even work out for me?
>>141985566
Shit, me too. I had this awful craving for 3dpd which had to be sated.
>>141985276
>>141985390
Great tastes.
>>141985628
depends on the lore. Either she drains your life force and you will die fast, or she is very caring for you and you will have excellent sex every day from now on.
>>141975184
>Rape-fapped to a girl I hate
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>141975184
But I only fap to trap/shota doujins
>>141986221
Traps make good wives.
>>141985678
You have to fight it, anon.
>>141986221
s-sauce?
>>141975184
Couldn't ask for a better wife
>>141986580
This was a great doujin
I don't think this is legal
But I am happy
>>141986828You're dead anyway. What does it matter?
Well I am excitedthe image had saber in it too does that mean I am married to both of them?
I'm cool with her.
>>141975354
I rather a D.va
The sex will kill me.
>>141975816
I wanted kids tho ;_;
>>141987566
Gross
Oh god yes. All my days will be cuddly as hell. She's so adorable, fun and sexy sometimes i'll annoy her a bit with all of my hugs but will all be fun tease.
I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
>>141975184
Are you implying I fap to anything other than my waifu?
Fucking immoral faggot.
Please no. I'm not fond of her personality.
>>141975184
ara ara
Time for round 28.
>>141987566
>>>/b/
>>141976391
Lad, I raised you better than this.
>>141976282
Dude as long as you follow the three rules it's definitely not gay
Rules reminder:
> always say nohomo
> balls don't touch
> don't kiss
Shortest and sweetest marriage ever to one wonderful soon to be widow.
>>141975184
Only anime characters? Else I'm married to a Brazilian shemale now.
>>141988333
I'd make that eleven year old more experience than a Nevada escort by the end of the week.
How do I know it's not a ruse to eat me? Rumia shouldn't be that smart but you'll never know.
daily dose of anger/anger
M I K A D O
I
K
A
D
O
I'm worried about what will happen when she sees my Jewish dick
welp, i'm going to jail or the country is now a sharia zone.
>>141984069
I tried too but she was not enough and the nearest thing to my finger was Makina. This is horrible.
>>141975816
Serves you right for being a fag.
This is something I can get behind
>>141988960
i wonder to what you fapped too anon , i cant find anything beside 2 pics of green and pink
What if I never fapped in my life?
I don't know how to do it....
>some 3dpd
gross
>>141975184
just hit the jackpot
>http://exhentai.org/g/900383/649ac9382b/
Everything went better than expected.
>>141975184
How can I genetically modify myself to shoot love darts so that I can please my new wife?
>>141976470
>>141975184
If she comes pre-hypnotized, I'm okay with this.
>>141991076
Just follow your instincs and everything will sort out just fine, youngling.
>>141975184
So nothing changes?
Let's just hope that Nonna doesn't kill me in my sleep
Right on. I can get down with chuunis
>>141976784
>>141976847
>>141983327
I wonder if one of you fegs are still there.
>>141991706
How can you fap to someone so pure?
>>141975184
Does she know that I fapped to her?
>>141992346
Because Katyusha is a cute.
>>141992425
Exactly, and she's so young too. How dare you?
>>141992552
Problem?
I am delighted.
>>141993229
>3dpd
>>141993486
enjoy your ban
I can't say it's too bad
>>141993486
That fatass is what people consider attractive these days? No wonder /a prefers loli
Mmm yes perfect
How fucked am I /a/?
>>141993486
i want kim to fart on my face
>>141986186
death by the ultimate release doesn't seem so bad
am I a bad person
well it doesn't matter, I'm happy with this
Ain't that bad.
NICE
I
C
E
>>141975184
after all, have nice tits.
>>141981196it's a boy, anon.
>>141982932
While Sucy is indisputably best, there's a good chance she'd slip some funky mushrooms into your food just to "see what happens."
Then again, whoever said a relationship was fine without a little risk?
I'm happy.
I didn't realize I was into long nipples until now
>>141975184
But she will deteat my dick and never become truly mine.
Why are you cruel anon?
>>141975184
I wish.
>>141975184
I don't have a problem with this.
I can't complain
>>141975184
I could do a lot worse.
>>141976260
Not sure how that doesn't end in tragedy, unfortunately.
>>141975184
Am i going to jail?
This could be either very very good, or very very bad.
>>141995401
You can't force her to love you.
FUCK.
mods really ought to delete these threads
>>141975809
Yami a SHITCRAP
feels bad man
best milf
>>141975784
Erena. I feel like If you aren't fapping to the GFs you might as well get a 3D girlfriend cause you clearly don't like the 2D ones.
hell yeah, jackpot!
>>141988607
balls don't touch only makes it not gay if it's a devil's threesome (two guys one girl)
if there's just two people the other person having balls makes it gay
>>141975184
Tell my waifu I
Gianna Michaels?
>>141987677
Mah nigga.
>>141996807
Convince her to move to an isolated place no mercenaries nor slaver can reach.
Literally this picture. We just gona are sexually manipulating the servants all day.
>>141975184
...f-fug, I hope Misaki isn't into pegging
>>141998648
Fapping to your waifu.
>>141999738
I fap to other peoples wiafus and to all of my waifus.
Candy autist. Eh.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't want to fap to the worst Pokegirl, my dick coerced me!
>>141975184
i'm ok with this
>>141975184
I'd be totally fine with Miyuki. She's a pretty cute bote.But with sisters like Bucky and Murakumo, it's gon' be hard not to cheat on her.
Not anime.
>>142000069
>sticking to just one girl
>not having one main girl
>not fucking the others on the side
I would get all of them pregnant. All of them.
A shygirl
I'm not sure how I would communicate
>>141975184
I don't know how being married to a samurai ghost would work out but for some reason I'm okay with this.
>>141975184
>futanari mother-daughter adultery 3
Hahaha where did I leave that gun. No time to talk only death now goodbye.
>>141976333
You traded your trip for trips
>>142000772
How can you even fap to that shit?
>>142000903
My standards drop the longer I've been going.
I was an hour and ten minutes in.
>>141985678
I haven't fapped to 3D in almost ten years.
Step up fampai.
>>141975354
>glorified blogpost
>the content isn't even /a/-related
There was no point to your posting that.
>>141975184
I guess I'm going to have to raise some loli idols from now on.
>>141975986
>no confirmed love interest
Please. She and Saki all but had sex already, and only because even Ritz can't make that go past the editors.
>>141975184
Off to make gunpowder, be hailed as a wizard and pamper my waifu
>>141975184
oh fuck yes. nothing could be better
Woohoo, I lucked out.
>>141975299
I was going to post Helena, damn you.
>>142003147
>not keeping your marriage under the rug and announcing it when she turns 16
Then again, I'd be hard since her vag's going to sink because I'd pound her silly every night.
>she's no longer cake material
Going to get murdered by Ranma.
Since I'm married to a loli I guess this means that it's legal everywhere now? Rejoice friends
Always loyal to my waifu.
>>142003970
Just surround yourself with cats and you're good.
>>141986221
That horrible feeling when i know where this is from...
Where did everything go wrong?
I am going to spoil her and herbuttrotten.
>fapping to anyone that is not your waifu
>>142004864
Have fun with your penalty to INT
>>141975184
Am i the only one who thinks that Rin being a couple of Shiro it's the only one that makes sense?
Shiro forfeiting his ideals in 5 days for the worm slut and great sex, and Saber with her no fucking personality and loving her for all eternity in the two weeks they met of obnoxious cooking and training
Rin and Shiro liked eachother always, even if they never talked, and their fucking ending as couple makes some sense
I wish...
>>142004540
That'll just make him maul me to death instead of punching me to death!
>>142005690
Just put catnip everywhere. He'll be too mellow to do anything.
>Red hot military shortstack who probably fucks like a tiger
I win the fucking thread.
>hetfags only fap to one character at a time
Poor things
>>142005826
Let's be honest, she's a dead fish in the sack
>>141975428
Start eating shit
Get ready for the wedding night.
>>141975184
But i never fapped
FML, I last fapped to Tuka in that thread yesterday.
>>141975184
I mean Koneko would probably calm down once she gets a baby in her but those other two might actually kill me from exhaustion.
Maybe she's affectionate? I don't know, I kind of wish her part of the series got handheld/console releases.
I am now married to a centaur from Girls for M. Well it was nice knowing you all.
I can't complain
>>141975184
More than alright with this
>>141994304
>fapping to balls
>>141975184
Fuck
At least childbirth will be easy, if unconventional
>>142008786
fuck off, son.
Uh, Thanks anon
Also were adding third wheel into our lives.
>pic related
>>142009245
I'm not the one fapping to Futa idols
Damn,oh well.
She is a whore, but she is my whore.
I'm okay with this.D-does that mean he gets to live? ;_;
>>141975184
>both of them
Oh yeah.
>>141975184
Gay marriage isn't legal in Japan
>>141975184
i'm okay with this
>>142011899
They're already married. You're gonna have to find someone else.
>>141975184
Oh yes.
I regret nothing.
I fapped to my best friend's waifu.
Please no.
>>142012076
Muh dick
>>141975184I don't fap, I just edge for about thirty minutes then stop.
>>142012661
Looks like you are become bull. It's time to cuck your friend.
>>141975184
Delightful.
I'd do it gladly just to have Rihoko as a daughter
I fapped to a mommy character in a mom-son incest hentai
Does the mommy count as my mommy?
>>142012832my dick would love to ram her from behind as he watches, but I'd never do it
>>141975184
I wish I could remember but my last fap was a week ago.
High quality waifu material right here.I just feel uncomfortable being 10 years her senior
I find it funny that this thread popped up right after I fapped to something very unusual for my standards.
Too many pedophiles in this thread.
Lord have mercy on my anus and testicles
I'm not marrying a Glaceon
No thanks.
>>142015735
What an awful read.
>>142012076
Should not want.
>>141998648
>stringendomizuho is best girl
could be worst but I'll accept it.
>married to sensei
I'm pretty okay with this.
Rito will hate me for being married to Lala, at least I'll be Emperor.
>>142016973
>marrying aliens
Fucking xenos.
>>142016973
>implying you don't selfinsert-replace the mc-kun
>>141975184
I usually fap to lolis, traps, imputos or older woman who like to have sex with shotas.
Last night i actually fapped to a doujin about a sensei that gets to take the virginity and impregnate all his pupils.
I'm not sure where i should feel happy or sad.
>>142017049
Selfinserting as Rito is bad for mental health.
this girl from some art I found on gelbooru
>>142009482
This was surprisingly entertaining, I wish there were a sequel. Picture unrelated.
Fuck yeah
I'm now married to my waifu.
>>141975184
Couldn't be better
I'm not very familiar with Kancolle outside of the porn. Is this good or bad for me?
>>141976763
I'd be more than happy if it was post-recovery, reformed milf Saki that I was marrying.
>>142003970
>Not Ranma fucking off for epic martial arts adventure when he realises the ball n chains gone.
>>142023406
The good news is she's great.
The bad news is those titties are gonna kill you.
>>142023590
how did she get her front teeth and her non-tanned skin back?
>>141975184
>fapped to my waifu yesterday
Feels good.
>>141975184
I'm okay with this.
>all these people not fapping to their waifu
Disgusting.
Jackpot!
>>142023533
>>142019225
I'd eat her kimchi every day of the week.
>>141997466
I see you're new here
>>142030291
You seem to have mistyped /a/ and/or /jp/, potentially /tg/.
>>141987798
does anyone know the source of this?
>>141996046
You are married with her, so you are probably in another country, so it's okey anon
It's been a while, and I don't remember who it last was.
aka i'm going todie alone
>>141975222
>fapping to someone who isn't his waifu
Love you OP
But only in LA i guess
>>142035133
Why?
>>142035133
Cause shes stuck in that game and cant differentiate between this game and the RL
>>141976050
Who is this semen demon?
>>142037077
I've never even watched or read that and I know who that is.
>>142024754
drug induced fantasy
I'll be good to my waifu.
>>141993743
Looks like I have to marry a clock too
>>142037174
I dunno man. The last time I have been here was when we had dr.pepper threads about new airing steins;gate episodes
It feels as if I ruined something special.
I accept.
>Generic Napata blob
>Not even the best in her tank
There must be more to life.
I will take this to heart and fap more to good characters.
>>142037555
>trips
>scored Claire Harvey
Ya did good, anon. Buy a lottery ticket or something.
>>141975184
A German is fine too.
>>141975184
But the last character I fapped to is from a doujin.
>>142023759
You don't actually get Ranma do you.
>>142037696
Only japan can come up with a name like that
>>142037921
And now you're married to that person.
No take-backs.
I'm fine with this
The time has come and so have I
>>142016845
Superb taste
>>141975184
I get both, right?
>>141975184
Perfect
>>141975184
Rich and meaty.
Life would be good
>>142023310
Hot
But horrible personality
>>141975184
That's fine
>>142039879
>Taihou
My nigger
>>142040613
She's such a unrelenting bitch but I'd ruin all of Asuka's holes in just one night of hot passion.
>>142040738
Best ship is best.
>>141975184
>married to a single mom
Is it the same in 3D land?
nice.
>>141975184
This would be amazing if it means I'm in her universe.
>>141975184
Well this is better than what i was expecting
>>142041024
>>142041211
Source is Boku no Pico
I read it as "You're now the last character you fapped to."
>>142041024
>>142041211
Naruto
Look like I'm only one like Tomoko.
>>141975184
Gladly
I wish it works like this irl. I would love to be married to a middle schooler.
>>142037199
Naww, man, it was all real, going through hell to get to heaven type shit.
>>141987966
>crowdfunded_heathen.jpg
forty keks.
>>141975184
I can live with this.
:_:first time trapping too
>>142043512
Sucks to be you, faggot.Next time choose a better trap.
Good thing I only fap to my waifu and harem.
Fantastic.
>>141975816
that's what you get for being a faggot
I'm fine with this.
>>142027677
I prefer fapping to other anons' waifus.
The thought of going to anon's home and having wild, desperate and passionate sex for the purpose of sating lust and breeding with the waifu he loves so much in his own bed makes me feel incredibly aroused.
All we would ever do is hate fuck each other, that's why I like her.
>>142045573
Seems to me like you just want to roll around in anon's semen encrusted bedsheets.
>>142045823
With his waifu.
And the sheets would be encrusted with my semen.
>>141975184
I've played the game three times and I married her in none of them.
>Night battle idiot
Christ, it'll be something else just trying to keep up with her.
>>141975184
>>141975184
Aww yeah!