Am I correct in assuming that Lala is the best girl?
>>141794174
No, all girls are best.
>>141793114
She's a shapeshifter, though all we've seen of it was Ara ara~ and this demon thing
>>141794295
Exactly.
>>141794295
Some girls are better than the rest.
Pic related.
>>141794352
>you will never get gangbanged by all the girls at the same time
>>141794295
>>141794352
>>141794360
Don't be like that anon, I love Cerea, but all girls are great.
So fellow MonMusufags, to which place would you take your best girl on your honeymoon?
I would like to take Mero to somewhere close to the beach so we can swim together. After that I could put on some scuba diving gear and explore the deep blue ocean with her.
>>141794512
Those little tiaras and wedding dresses make me wanna squee.
>>141794863
I would take Horsewife to the border between a huge forest and a prairie so I can ride her back in either environment to her pleasure all day long.
Then ride her in other ways all night long.
>>141794863
We go to her favorite pastry shop to pick out whatever she likes, and go on a nice picnic together.
That feel when you will never see Draco wiggling her toes while wearing your socks...
>>141794863
To the beach. I've heard that salt water makes her act a little more kinky than usual.
Itt hrose pssuy
>>141795233
> Goes on the lake/ocean/sea in a bikini
She's dead, Jim
>>141795269
>his waifu turns into a useless mush in water bodies
>literally who in under a minute
>>141795269
Nothing of value was lost.
>>141794174
I was honestly disappointed to learn her nipples aren't a darker shade of blue than the rest of her, and yes, she is the best.
>>141795269
Or she turns into a giant intelligent ocean that can synthesize waifus of your choice.
>>141794863
>>141794427
>RIP pelvis and foreskin
>>141795353
No, all the salt in the ocean would kill her if she didn't dissolve from it
>>141795464
Did you forget the entire Mero's mom chapter?
>>141795490
Deus ex machina/asspull about how letting in a little bit of water at a time won't kill her. She'll still die if fully-submerged, or if she sucks in more water than her Ara form.
>>141795490
Crab is horrible at consistency, Suu's hand dissolved from rain falling onto it. So an entire body of salt water would separate her molecules completely, and if that didn't do it the salt if the water would dehydrate her.
>>141795577
If anything I think the rain would be the inconsistent part considering she initially fell into a giant bath tub big enough for Rachne to bathe in and be fine in her intro chapter.
>>141795464
Eh, who needs 'em?
>>141795464
>>141795490
>>141795558
>>141795577
I didn't say that she was going to go swimming. If she can drink through her arms from a bucket, then she could certainly do the same to an ocean wave crawling up the sand.
Too bad Sue isn't a more developed slime with a core to keep her whole at all times.
>>141795778
She'll be fine once she finally get upgraded to queen slime status after sucking Darling dry.
>>141795778
Which Musu has best hands? And no, it's not Miias 's Mom with her gigantic yaoi hands.
>>141795832
Just too bad we'll never see that...
I've never seen a harem ending in an Anime. Nor any marriage of any sort.
>>141795877
I'm quite partial to Polt's BIG MEATY PAWS.
I wanna touch her paw pads.
>>141795679
Didn't she have to wait in the tub to dry out a little before she could recoalesce?
>>141795773
And I'm saying there's a limit to how much she can take in. Above a certain quantity/internal pressure, her outermost membrane would rupture. KaiSuu was a one-off affair from unknown chemicals, unless Crabman wants to retcon it as having permanently mutated her.
>>141795911
Tenchi Muyo and Tenchi Muyo GXP, likely Shuffle considering the two dads talk about how polygamy is legal and they just wanted to see who would be the first wife. Probably more that I can't remember/don't know.
What would you do with your monster waifu at the end of the day?
I wouldcuddle her until we both fall asleep in each other's embrace
>>141795877Wasn't the joke originally "Yao hands", as in that furry from MG*? Just checking.
>you will never hand feed Cerea carrots
>you will never see how embarrassed/delighted she is
Why even go on?
>>141794174
She has the best hips.
>>141794174
I want Lala to kill me with her luscious thighs.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>141794174
Nope.
>>141796418
>Spider cunt
>best
Nope.
>>141794345
Imagine that was an actual monster girl and miaa just basically implied she was hideous and the girl went home and killed herself.
>>141796418
>>141794863
I would take her to disneyland.
Tired of no Monmusu Quilins. Making my own.
Anything she needs (Aside from talent)?
>>141796418
Explain how spoder is better than this
>>141795877
Miia's mom is my waifu. Pls no bully.
>>141796538
She can actually do waifu things.
>>141796452
>>141796538
Most popular, not best.
>>141796538
She's not a retarded chunni.
>>141796509
>>141796604
She's both.
>>141796660
All girls are best, except cathyl. She is a cunt.
>>141796660
Rach would be better with slightly longer hair.
>>141796586
I can not help but grin like an idiot whenever i read monster musume. It brings too much joy to my little heart.
just all smiles annon, it's too cute and will kill me one day.
>>141796677
There is a girl better than others. This is a fact of life.
Pic very much related.
>>141796743
Alright, alright. Im happy you are happy.
>>141796743
Does she have pusspuss? I think not
>>141796784
That's what's hidden between her pedipalps.
>>141796858
> Implying
We all know spider doesn't have pusspuss
I want to marry this snake.
>>141796905
Yes she does. Remember, okayada started as doing h 4komas.
>>141796982
Those brothers were lucky, they didn't have to put up with harem bullshit.
>>141796982
Wait, so does rachnee drink blood?
>>141797159
She's a vampire, kill her
>>141795143
>ywn loan her one of your shirts to sleep in
>why live
Unless her wings work like dumbpire wings. Need confirmation.
>>141797085
Well, there were enough of them to go around.
>>141797085
Idk. I would like to have a harem for a few years of my life, even if it meant no sex. Then pick best girl (or go harem route) and enjoy my later years having fun.
>>141796615
>>141797191
Dont kill vampires. They just need to eat.
>>141797289
So do humans and we kill them
>>141797373
Because we do x does not make x right.
Reminder that we still need rips of this birb's newest version from the DMM game.
http://pastebin.com/fnemWsBS
>>141796615
>>141797232
This is somehow worse than that singing faggot.
Does Lala have blue nipples?
Go to town faggots.
https://twitter.com/BOOKWALKER_GL/status/733456113887260674
>>141794174
>Gundam Fangirl
Obviously.
>>141798695
>Local Crabman admits self to insane asylum after twitter is inundated by autistic spam.
>>141798821
>>141796538
She doesn't get her hands dirty by carrying out murd-mercy-killing with her own hands. :^)
>>141798821
Drat, my evil plan has been uncovered.
>>141798889
so close
>>141798889
>>141798924
>98889
It's still beautiful somehow.
>>141798924
A literal second too late...
I wonder who won?
>>>141798888
>>141798988
Well at least the image is appropriate.
>>141796982
>4komas
>posts 19koma
>>141794512
>Not posting the one that has Lala too
>>141798867
Fucking Madagascar.Funny enough, that was my final stronghold in a game of Risk back in middle school.
>>141799274
Forgive him his ignorance, anon.
He probably thinks it means "Short Comic" or something.
>>141799302
Who?
>>141799302
>Suu not spooning Papi
Missed opportunities I say.
>>141799495
Look her up if you don't know.
Otherwise, take your bait box and your (You)s and fuck off.
>>141799302
S-sorry, I didn't know it existed
>>141799639
Rude
>>141799662
It's fine. You tried, so you're forgiven
Boredat work unable to run in the online game, so have a mini translation of Kiss Me Darling. The part near the start where she sings
>ofuroooo, gohannn, soredemo atashi?
is basically
>bath, dinner, or me?
>>141798669
Sadly no, because Crabbo is a pleb.
>>141800009
Too light a color, but still LALA LALAS!
Sleep snek
>>141800009
Hrm...I don't mind it actually.
The color contrast is quite complimentary in fact.
>>141800009
>full frontal Lala's lalas
Fuuuck when did this come out?
>>141800009
>in the bathroom with scarf
What's wrong with Lala?
Look what I found!!
For those curious that is...
http://www.billboard-japan.com/goods/detail/504646
http://rippletunes.com/album/manzo/TV/1058781578/t0
>>141799725
Hope this helps. just my ignorant attempt though, no promises.
https://a.pomf.cat/nzhxdh.7z
>>141800137
Sleep well snabber
>>141800137
Is he the angry cousin of Miia?
>>141800009
>unspoilered
RIP in pieces
>>141800203
She has to make sure her head doesn't fall off. Either that, or she'd rather people saw her tits than her neck hole
>>141800164
Also Polt's Polts.
>>141800276
depends on which mods are lurking.
>>141800276
>using a public WLAN hotspot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Still, I made a mistake.
>>141800009
Her body looks like a fucking tellytubby
>>141800450
No, it's just thick as fuck. Lala's body is MADE for breeding.
>>141800631
>Lala's body is MADE for breeding.
Y'know...this just gave me a thought.
Though we and Darling know better, the world at large seem to think that Dullahans are not supernatural. At least, not any more than any other Extra-Species. They would presumably have evidence to back up this skepticism, and the thought that they are a perfectly natural species.
What I'm getting at is...in the EMG-verse, are Dullahans born with their heads separate from their bodies?
>>141800701
So, my theory on this is that when a Dullahan gives birth, they first give birth to the body, then the head comes after it separately, and fitting the head and body together is somewhat similar to cutting the umbilical cord for a human baby
>>141800753
>>141800701
Youre both stupid as hell if you think literally whos are born without their god damn heads. The entire premise behind their "species" is horse shit
>>141800753
>Build your own Dullahan today!
>Scythe and Head are sold separately.
Going to have to go with, no.
>>141800869
>Scythe and head are DLC
>Good head is premium
Good taste OP.
Lala is the cutest, that's for sure!
>>141800337
I love how they just tend to change size when needed.
Small and firm for ease of movement in the daily life and big rounded for ease of arousal in the mating season
>>141800918
>EA makes MonMusu game.
Nightmares, anon.
Nightmares.
>>141800945
That's why Saladhead isone of thebest. You can inflate and deflate hers whenever you please.
>>141801269
If I pulled off those leaves, would she die?
>>141801269
Kii hates humans though, so she won't change herself to your will unless you prove that you're pretty much a greenpeace activist
>>141801353
It would be extremely painful
>>141794174
Ssssspider!
>>141801269
she's pretty great yeah
>>141801269
I bet her leaves change color during the season. I bet when she's really happy in the spring time she'll grow flower blossoms and be embarrassed to show you.
>>141801353
>>141801367
It would be extremelydeflowering.
>>141801497
Until it gets to winter and she goes bald
>>141801535
>ywn craft a leaf-wig from fake potted plants to hide Kii's shame in winter
>>141801269OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141800337
>>141800945
>>141801535
>Kii starts losing her leaves for winter
>Feels embarrassed around you
>show up one day wearing a knitt hat
>Take it off to show Kii you shaved you head to match her
>Promise you'll shave your head every winter
>give her a matching knitt hat.
>tfw you will never do this.
>>141800450
>Nayaa Teletubby Lala.png
Sorry, dunno where I left that atm.
>>141801760
Need polt usingmedium sizedrocket boots.
>>141801760
I don't know which one of the two I'd rather fug
>>141801916
Por que no los dos?
>>141801916
Do you prefer shag carpeting or cocks? :^)
>>141801962
I want to put my cock in that shag carpeting.
>>141801961
>>141801962
yeah, both
I want to impregnate this dullahan
>>141794174
She has fat thighs. Hell, she has thighs.
>>141801916
>ywn help runbird lay her egg by gently rubbing her abs.
>why.
>live.
>>141802214
I didn't know I needed this.
Truly we were brought into this world to suffer.
>>141802156
Me too
>>141802299
And when she gives birth to twins, I want to sneak up on them when they're asleep and switch their heads around
>>141802336
How would that even work i wonder?
>>141802376
I've seen a vid of 2 guys simulating this (sort of). They used camera goggles to see what the other person saw, they weren't able to function properly more or less.
>>141802376
>body, I command you to turn left
>stop, why are you going right?
>stoooooooop!!!
And that's how Twin A broke Twin B's legs falling down the stairs.
>>141802336
They don't have heads, dullahans are supposed to be symbiotic organisms and when you impregnate the body your kids will have to find their own head symbiotes.
>>141802156
>>141802299
>>141802336
>>141802376
Fuck off
She is mine
>>141802480
So what, Lala's head can be impregnated with a bj?
That is kind of hot.
>>141802505
No, she's mine, back away from the Dullahan
>>141802524
You wanna fucking go?
>>141802540
Oh yeah, it's fucking on
>>141802510
It might be possible. We should run some breeding experiments on this mysterious specie.
CHUUNI SHOWDOWN
>>141802615
You are dead kiddo
Rest in peace
>>141802694
I'm dead? Cool, I'll just hang out with Lala in the afterlife, she likes me enough that she'll let me live on the border there with her
>>141802738
While I'm married with her and have gotten 3 kids in the real world.
Fine by me. Dead people can't produce kids
>>141802822
But I want to have kids with Zombina.
>>141802860
I'm sorry, shes dead Jim.
>>141802860
Adoption is always an option.
>>141802898
Can we adopt dead kids? Like the eternal loli zombie kid Lala created.
>>141802977
Maybe, we don't have any really extensive information on how the virus works other than the generic infection from biting (hell even exchanging saliva might do it).
Also, Zombina has an artificial heart + a special concoction of formaldehyde and other anti-decay chemicals as blood.
Zombie kids might stay kids forever, who knows.
>>141802977
>>141803066
Loli Zombie already have parents you monsters
>>141800009
What chapter?
>>141803133
They won't live forever and nobody would believe her that she's an adult.
>>141803150
The newest one anon, have you even been reading the manga?
>>141803150
Latest, check archives for some low quality images + summary. Probably like 6 or so threads ago. I have no spoons to feed you with, but have a picture of smiling Suu.
>>141803275
I'd feed Suu
>>141803309
>>141803275
More Suu is always welcome. Suu is the only girl who is better than Lala
>>141803611
Suu is an interesting one, I'll give you that. Probably one of the broadest skill sets of any of the girls, only let down by the fact that she has the mind of a child.
>>141794174
Yet another Lala op and plenty of lala bickering in the thread. I see the Lala Bandwagon is back in full force.
>>141803275
Thanks, I found it.
http://desustorage.org/a/thread/141705902/#141705902
>>141801837
>picking a plebian deciduous dryad over superior coniferous dryad
I guess it's time to switch to a better girl.
>>141803691
But she's by far the most helpful and she has the least flaws
After Miia chapter Cerea chapter would follow up, finally. Kind of scared too see threads since last Cerea chapter was before the anime meaning even more autists now.
>>141803777
>Trips 7 confirmed
Welp, guess that's game guys.
>>141803777
>least flaws
Damn Mary Suu.
>>141803780
Logically, it ought to be Papi next, but even Crabman forgot she came second into the house.
>>141803780
>these threads after Cereajobs to the wasp
I'm scared.
>>141804039
To be fair, Papi and Suu are usually more entertaining as a pair. Crabman might just be getting ready to team them up again in chapter further down the line.
>Poltfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFL5u1X5Dew
>>141804530
>Tfw you will never be the alpha dog
>>141804516
I'd rather see Suu teamed up with someone else. Has Suu ever had a conversation with Miia, Cerea or Rachnera?
I'm no Merofag but this is one of my favourite monmusu gifs
>>141804727
What was she even doing in this scene?
I can't remember.
>>141804757
Humming her theme tune.
>>141804727
/r/ the version where she gets consistently hit by shitposts
>>141804787
Got you, anon.
>>141804727
Mero a cute. Too bad about the cuck fetish tho.
Would Lala be better if Crab used her original design instead of going full blueberry?
>>141805028
Including himecut? Yes pls.
>>141805028
I kinda feel like people prefer the blue.
Though I wouldn't mind seeing her in the heavier armor from time to time.
>>141805028
I prefer her current design. Though I like that proto Lala was more lewd, fingering herself while her head was bathing with proto Darling.
>>141805028
B-but muh blue girl fetish...
>>141805028
Nah I personally like the new design, you wouldn't get as much boob jiggle in armor anon.
TTF: If it's not too much trouble, would you mind uploading a snap of the Hime(CW) poster centerfold? I'm curious as to how it looks.
>>141805028
Current Lala is best Lala. That Dullahan is cute too though... I think I have a dullahan fetish now.
>>141805028
No, I love Lala just the way she is
>>141805028
I much prefer the original hair style.
>>141805870
Hime cut a shit
>>141806142
Giant ahoge a shitter.
>>141804695
Has Suu ever had a conversation?
>>141800009
They're not pink, not blue either.
They're some kind of light purple.
A nipples-expert anon did a comparative pic of all the main girl's tiddies in colour a few threads ago and is in fact what I said.
>>141800203
Looks like that isn't a scarf but a towel taken from darling's closet
>>141806700
Oh yeah, I missed that one. I only saw him raging at the mods deleting it. Anyone got an imgur link for it or something?
>>141806452
When she's playing in the ocean with Papi, or talking to Mero and Darling about VIPs, for example.
>>141805028
Well, before the volume 7 was made (just when she appeared) Crabman drew this for Halloween. Maybe like this she didn't looks too much of a monster. And maybe her red eyes were too frightening.
Also, proto-dullahan's hairstyle was used for Yuuhi, maybe as some sort of refference
>>141806187
Yeah
That's why I like her afterlife appearance more
>>141807030
And she seems to get along well with Mero. Almost always she's the one who's pushing her wheelchair
>>141803691
>only let down by the fact that she has the mind of a child.
The most recent chapter truly suggests that she is only pretending to be dumb now. The fact that she asked questions concerning the laws concerning homestays and Miia being unable to answer, imply that she is already planning her future with the understanding that she isn't currently a legal existence.
>>141807030
I suppose so.
LALA TIME!
>>141807675
Stop being obnoxious.
>>141807675
It's ALWAYS Lala time.
>>141807201
Do you think Mero is the best teacher and that's why Suu gets along with her? I can see Suu using all of the information gleaned from classes being useful for her to conquer the harem.
Fuzzy spider
>>141808595
fanfic characters
>>141808624
Your whole life is a fan fiction written by you
>>141808624
Are the best
>>141808716
Why do I hate the MC so much?
>>141808733
You're not a very good writer.
>>141808624
>fanfic characters
yes people have done doujin work of her
but she IS a character okaydo created, people just elaborated on her
this is no different from all the derivative touhou fan works.
Cow
>>141801524
Take your pun and bring it back to the dump.
>>141808804
>this is no different from all the derivative touhou fan works.
exactly, fanfic belongs on /jp/
>>141807201
Suu pushes the wheelchair? I thought it was Cerea who did that, at least in Chapter 25.
>>141808595
>>141809073
Truely the best girl
>>141808883
but cow is already in a loving relationship!
>>141808883
I want to touch the cow but she's a 2d drawing and I'm stuck in this horrendous 3d world...
>>141808981
I'm with this anon. I think Suu has been seen pushing the wheelchair in a few panels of chapter 35, but nowhere else.
Suu does however love the whole family, and just like Papi, got quite sad at the idea of Mero leaving.
>>141809351
We can all transcend the dimensions to lose the D that holds us back from our waifus.
Even the one who blazed the path nearly paid for it with his life.
>>141809486
No, only TTF could do that. He was the chosen one.
In another universe, somewhere, I was the one chosen...
Come to think of it, in another universe, somewhere, I am Darling. All of us are, somewhere.
>>141809241
Only a year and a bit to go until Crab gives us a Cow subspecies chart, so we can have a waifu who's single.
>>141809536
Maybe someday.
>>141809636
>I will never play games with Suu, hug her or take care of her
>Why even go on
>>141809719
> I will never eat ribs with Polt, or massage her toned body
Is Zombina a Zombina?
>>141809351
Why is worst girl crying?
>>141810120
thinkin of eggs
>>141809719
>>141809936
Please it hurts to live.
>>141809936
>you will never play Frisbee golf with Polt.
>you will never play Jail ball with Polt.
>you will never play dodgeball with Polt.
>you will never be athletic with Polt.
>why live.
as a side question, How well do you think each of the girl would do in a game of dodge ball? of course you have to divide all the girls into 2 respective teams.
If you want to make a roster of your monster girl dodge ball team, go ahead.
>you will never be able to shoot Polt down for being a stupid dog with rabies
>>141810246
No Spider/Horsefags allowed
>>141810246
>you will never tell her it was nothin personnel
>>141810246
Look at all these wonderful descriptions of Tio.
>>141810193
Two teams of 7, Darling's Harem vs M.O.N and outsiders
Miia, Papi, Cerea, Suu, Mero, Rachnee, and Lala vs Tio, Doppel, Zombina, Manako, Kii, Polt and Draco
M.O.N squad would probably have the upper hand, unless the harem were told they were fighting for the safety of Darling, in which case they would do anything they could to win. In the end, I think M.O.N team would win simply because Manako could stand right at the back and snipe anyone she wanted, if she could keep her cool. Plus, they would have the athletic Polt on their side.
