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Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?
>17 years old
>still behaves like a kid
>practically no paternal guidance since both of her parents are busy with work and just don't care
>likely lived as a part-time hikikomori that didn't leave her room for weeks before she found out that her guildmates conveniently go to the same school as her
>admitted that she STILL can go without leaving her room for weeks despite going to school
>probably never even left her house for anything other than going to school
>can't distinguish real life from an MMO, probably because she didn't interact with the external world much before all of this
>likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife
>no other friends despite that she still goes to school
>unironically wants to drop out so she can play more LA, parents don't even care
>STILL sucks at LA despite having played this game for some time now
>likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres
>all of this, again, at the age of 17
It's like Tomoko Kuroki but arguably even WORSE. I'm also genuinely interested in what happened to her before the series started. Would you watch a spin-off series about her life before discovering LA?
If girls like her really existed, they would just end up turning into a hikikomori with zero self-awareness after the age of 18, being maintained by her middle-class parents until she died.
Yes they exist.I used to know one.
>>141616293
She reminds me of myself, but atleast I'm good at video games.
But I'm not a cute girl, so it balances out.
Yes there are, minus the part about conveniently going to school with guildmates.
>>141616293
Literally, how new are you OP?
>>141616293
>likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife
Of course she wants to be a housewife. A lot of women who git gud in MMOs are housewives, because that "job" lends itself nicely to wasting all their time on the game.
>>141616293
>>141616293
You have made good arguments. But I present you with some evidence:
SHE'S CUTE AND I WANT TO FUCK AND WIFE HER SO IT IS OK!
>>141616293
But dude,pissbottles
>>141617620
>>141618384
Jesus christ she is a vile subhuman
>>141616293
I'm personally disgusted that you compared Tomoki to this awful character
How does a girl pee in the bottle?
>>141618490
She probably uses a funnel like many male pissbottle users.
>>141618572
>funnel
You can't just put your tip on the mouth of the bottle? Assuming you can't just insert your dick
>>141618490
Pull the labia aside and cover the urethra with the bottle opening. That's it.
>>141618490
>>141618613
>>141618622
>>141618746
>He's never pissed in a bottle
>>141616293
>>likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres
But she is confirmed super good at fps.
>>141618572
I never used a funnel. You get the gatorade bottles.
>>141618804
No, it's the "imagining females doing that" part.
Good taste ww@
>>141618892
We're all little girls here
>>141618918
>good taste
Certainly not in your post.
>>141616293
Yes, dated one, met them online. Cute but really lazy.
I feel she'd have been treated as a freak more if she wasn't cute.
>>141618384
>mfw no one ever mentions the next frame where she says jk
>>141616293
Overrated autist retarded yandere
>>141618384
Have you tried going to the bathroom on dissociatives?
Bottles are a godsend.
>>141618490
Carefully.
Fuck off with your blogshit.
I don't give a shit about any of that, I just want to watch a qt online gf.
>>141616756
It's a little funny to me now seeing 'traditionalists' here demand women go back to the home. It's basically condemning them to living the NEET life (which is of course why Ako wants it), with how much easier working around the home is now.
I'm not against housewives (or husbands) at all, but I can only see all that free time compensated with much more control over household affairs.
>>141618490
straws
>>141618892
>>141618746
Maybe try looking at female anatomy for once. And I'm not talking about doujins.
>>141616293
I wanna be the Russian for one of them too
>>141616293
I can confirm these girls do exist.
You're one of them.
>>141618892
The gif should be reversed then
>>141618384
I find this really hot to be honestSomeone end my life already
most women irl are worse than Ako.
>>141621121
Not to mention, women who play video games. They're all subhuman, and I don't say that lightly. It's not their fault, though. If I could get tons of attention from the opposite sex by being an attention whoring faggot I'd probably do it, too.
>>141619370
I'm pretty sure if I tried to use a bottle while on any kind of dissociative I'd just end up pissing everywhere. Not sure why you think it'd be easier to aim for a smaller target in a state where you have limited control over your body and can't see straight without closing one eye
I do think that this anime does have cute little monsters.
The burning flying squids who squealed an "whaaaa" during the MegaVolcano scene were really adorable.
I fucking love these lighthearted romantic comedies but I need my male MC to carry the show
>>141621183
Just take the bottle and push it right up where the piss comes from.
>>141621796
>I need my male MC to carry the show
Wrong anime for that, bro. It's all about the cute fantasy girlfriend, and other cute girls to a less extent.
>>141618384
Does this boy have no sense of taste? Would he not figure out that what he's drinking isn't something pleasant the instant it touched his tongue? Nevermind the fact that it should smell like days-old piss?
>>141623189
>implying Akos piss would smell and taste like anything but pure nectar of the gods
>there are people on /a/ who don't regularly piss in bottles to keep from having to leave the computer
What happened?
>>141623189
You wont know how unpleasant it is until you try it yourself.
>nobody even gives a fuck about sensei anymore
>>141621183
lol I just realized I'm use to pissing in gallon water jugs with two inch wide openings and everyone else is talking about those tiny bottles you get in 24 packs.
That shit would be rough.
>>141616352
It's okay anon, you're a cute little faggot to me
>>141625064
Wish I could violate Ako ;_;
>>141618433
>>141626201
I'll give her one
>>141626467
Post more Ako please
>>141627183
>>141627183
How about better Ako?
>>141627338
>>141627154
>calls people with boyfriends normies
>she has a boyfriend
I like this anime but this confuses the hell out of me.
>>141627556
"A person who lives a fulfilling real life" aka riajuu is who she hates. She still prefers online life thus she doesn't consider herself a normalfag.
>>141627556
"Fembots" in a nutshell.
>>141627556
Not a リアル boyfriend, by her logic anyway.
>>141627764
this makes sense
>>141628279
right she thinks they're married
>>141616293
They certainly do but they aren't attractive
>And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online
What the fuck is this localized title. It's something straight out of 4chan. I'm tempted to download this shit just to hear how bad the dub is, but my concise got the better of me.
>>141616293
This is what I'd assume most tumblr users are.
>>141618490
back of the knee maybe
>Ako says be gentle
>he promptly proceeds to be a faggot
How am I supposed to self-insert if he doesn't?
>>141616293
I knewand wanted to fucka girl just like her in high school. Looking back, I dodged a bullet.
>>141628905
Some of them are. The girl I knew basically looked exactly like Hitomi from Dead or Alive. She was even half german.
>>141629259
Wrong tab anon, sadpanda is a few clicks down.
>17 years old
>still behaves like a kid
So like all 17 year olds? Wew lad.
>>141629806
this thread was probably made by a <20 year old that thinks they're all growed up
>>141616293
Not watching this show, but sounds like my roommate, except she just plays Neopets and watches sitcoms all day. Only leaves the house for smoke breaks. And she's 25.
>>141618613
you can fit your dick in the head of a bottle?
you poor bastard
>>141616293
You can find people like her by the thousands.
You don't realize because they don't bring attention to themselves, they do not have friends, they stay at home, etc.
BUT.
Girls so fucking down the gutter like Ako, but so pretty / well kept like her?
None.
Rejecting reality has a very high cost, you foget about yourself.
>>141629259
He's the usual turbofaggot MC who flakes out too much, but he makes a point about not wanting to move too fast with her. It'll happen eventually.
>>141620143
A hikki NEET wife would be great if she did housework and cooked a few hours a day
too bad she'd probably just play MMOs or watch anime or korean dramas or whatever all day and let the house go to shit and never enter the kitchen
>implying any of this makes her fucked up whatsoever
to be fair, i haven't picked up her show yet but from OP's description it sounds like that the only thing that's wrong with her is that she's a bit dumber than her peers, lacks self-awareness, and has no one guiding her to success
>>141631617
Essentially, this is Chunnibyou, but more progress in it's 6 episodes than the entirety of that series. Although Rikka is cuter than Ako
>>141623189
She was joking
>>141629927
I'm 20
So I AM fully grown/matured
>>141630217
>smokes
>cakeage
>neet
>watches sitcoms
Just put her out of her misery already.
>>141616293
What's wrong OP? You stopped getting attention so you started to make your own bait threads again?
https://boards.fireden.net/a/search/text/ako%2017/
>>141630309
http://www.lidl.de/media/product/0/2/0/8/6/3/5/vitafit-premium-orangendirektsaft-zoom.jpg
>being casual means you're bad
autism
>>141616293
>Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT REAL LIFE YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKER
MODS, DELETE THIS BAIT THREAD
>>141618384
>saw the bottle full of piss
>paused and took a screenshot to make a pissbottle joke on /a/
>the show did it for me
>>141632098
>Rikka is cuter than Ako
is she actually really obnoxious even though her existence is to pander?
>>141632329
vermin infesting the board
The show is so wrapped up in it's lighthearted tone that it doesn't really do a good job of showing it, but Ako really is pretty fucked up.
>>141632669
Vermin that have never played an MMO or genuinely think so little of them that they only deal with the 'hardcoar' elements of one.
>>141632541
Kind of. I prefer her to Rikka though because the MC doesn't -always- have to talk down to her like she's a child.
>>141618892
Im not even into piss, but that sounds hot.
>>141632697
The whole "beautiful" bit when she sniped those three oddly stationary guys was a pretty big hint in that direction.
>>141616293
[ ] Fat
[ ] Mental
[ ] Shit personality
[x] all of the above
>Somehow the English VAs for the girls sound even high and softer than the japanese VAs
What kind of time am I living in?
>>141618490
>>141618892Don't ask how I know about this.
>>141632697
Her pretending to snipe people at school kinda shows that better than her being happy at doing well in a game.
>>141623859
meh, i lived alone since 16 so the never going out of my room was actually never going out of my house. Basically just walked to the bathroom.
The only time i pissed in a bottle was when i broke my leg in four parts and for a while just leaving the bed hurt like hell. Actually just existing hurt a lot and i had to take strong painkillers to sleep, could only take three a day every eight hours because taking more was supposedly dangerous, and each took between one and a half and two hours to take effect just to last around two hours as well. So i had to time that to be able to sleep.
>>141632903
Is it becauseyour a f-female?
>>141632903
Story time
pls
>>141623859
>living in a room that smells like piss
I can hold in my shitposting for 5 minutes to take a piss.
>>141632831
>Ako
>fat
>anywhere but her boobs and butt
>>141633037
>Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?
>>141633086
Why do you give a shit about real life, you fucking normalshi?
>>141632985
>>141632987
if they were a female, they'd know that peeing into a bottle just takes having enough body awareness to know where to place the bottle. a female's pee stream generally doesn't spray everywhere so as long as it's positioned closely and accurately enough, there's very little leakage
source: a fembot told me a long time ago ;_;
>>141632998
my room smells like piss because my pet rats like to pee underneath my bed and on my carpet, but if you keep a cap on your piss bottle, there won't be any smells.
>>141618613
Even then, you can't cover the opening since the air inside the bottle has to go somewhere
This little distance, as small as it be, eventually leads to piss on your floor
>>141626467
What's this an edit of
>>141632987I had an old girlfriend who used to fetishize me sucking a dick and having it piss into my mouth. I always just kind of laughed it off becauseneither of ushave dicks, but then one day I got home from work to find that she had bought one of these so she could live it out. It was really fucking gross and I've determined I'm definitely not into that. We broke up shortly after.
>>141632985
We're all little girls, anon. Also what that tripfaggot >>141633152
said, but it'd probably just be easier to use the funnel in all honesty.
>>141633227
>actually did it
Anon...
>>141633329
Look, it was a learning experience.I really probably shouldn't have.
>>141633227
RIP in peace.
>>141633227
>girl
I hope you get raped by niggers
I would give you a tour of my rape dungeon, but I'd have to clean the semen stains off the other girls who look like you. Don't mind them
Keep tyrones stds you fucking slut
>>141633645
Thanks senpai, and congratulations on the dungeon or whatever, but I was really just answering the questions about how to pee in bottles.
How would /a/ react if Tomoko got a boyfriend?
>>141633834
ESL-kun would probably explode
>>141633645
y-you too
I would drink a femanon's pee.
>>141633127
Its in the OP. He's the one who fucking asked. I gave him an answer you fuckwit.
>>141618384
>tfw love nectar will never be as unnerving
I honestly thought tsundere yellow was going to win. Fuck this anime and it's autismal circlejerk fantasies that being an insufferable neet is attractive. God dammit Japan just reproduce already and stop making filth.
>>141633803
did you know its possible to live a normal life with aids?
but not if a bunch of gringo beaners give you pill-resistant clap after they leave your pussy a pile of primordial slime
I hope you die from cancer
actually get beheaded by isis after every mudslime and their dog enriches your roast beef vagina
Remember to say allahu ackbar after each one comes inside you
>>141634861
Only niggers do useless things like reproduce do you really want them to have kids and not have the money to raise them?
>>141616293
But Op, she's HOT and THICC. She shouldn't have any problems finding a happy life. Even lower than average girls in term of intelligence can obtain a happy fulfilling life. I'd actually prefer to work two jobs than make my waifu work if it would guarantee her faithfulness.
>>141634861
>I honestly thought tsundere yellow was going to win.
My Little Anon Cannot Be This Retarded.
>>141635042
It's obvious this is a subtle propaganda piece to get NEETs to fix the population curve. After the government sponsored anime about living with a wife didn't work they're using drastic measures.
>>141634861
If you fell for that, then you have more problems then the ones that you stated.
Tsunderes are shit anyways
>>141616352
post your pathetic little uncut dick faggot
>>141635042
At least since they don't leave the house their kids will at least have daddy around unlike black families.
>>141629259
MC was clever, he saw the Moms plan. She obviously planned for him to stick it in her and instantly impregnate her fertile body so he'd have to take responsibility and look after her
>>141635280
Look what happened it's already imminent the show is as doomed as MC's romantic future.
