AOTY coming through.
today my luck wasn't shitty and I've got all kigurumi matsus.
Best boy coming through!
Why is he so perfect?
Basically only made this thread to put this here, since the old was archived. Typeset and complete doujin, "WE are HIS sex toys" is here.
> http://imgur.com/a/06msw
For anyone who didn't already see it, it's Osomatsu x Everyone, and there's a scene with sounding in it if you're squeamish about that sort of thing.
>>141611373
He is based loveable big brother.
I bet if he ever managed to get a girlfriend he'd ask her to call him "niisan" in bed.
>>141611581
>Implying Totoko wouldn't make him call her mommy.
>>141611753
Oh my.
>>141611753
Totoko worst girl, in the manga she's good.
Dayoon girl was the best one.
>>141611581
Damn, nice. Thank you so much anon, I love this.
>>141611858
>Totoko worst girl
Then she does deserve Oso.
>>141611581
Thanks anon.
>"why do you think I start with you"
>not making an Ichi pun
Step up your game, Oso.
>>141610845
I just need Juicy! Please Kamimatsu.
>>141612892
Tch, I'm rolling for fucking Oso. This game has made me it's bitch.
>>141611581
wow thank you
Pachinko Police update when? I already have 50 diamonds prepared for another golden oden
>>141613963
>50 diamonds prepared for another golden oden
my african american friend
>>141611581
thanks anon, this is by far my favorite doujin of Osomatsu-san
Also, anyone knows if the doujin of virgin brothers / 2 mobs villains is out? I didn't find it in toranoana
>>141613963
No idea but I'm captivated by the pic you posted.
I want to see the Matsus in high school and see what Karamatsu was like in drama club.
>>141614643
hammy as fuck, so they always made him play a tree or grass
>>141614643
I want to see him being the best tree in the bunch, I'll be so proud.
>>141614789
Why are you posting Kakeru?
>>141614643
>>141614789
>>141614815
>>141614900
Thank you anons, especially the last one.
I'm sure he was a great tree.
>>141614789
Didn't he steal the main role from that jigsaw guy because he put bird poop in his script?
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-05-13-23h28m02s252.png](https://i.imgur.com/Q5zdOvq.png "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-05-13-23h28m02s252.png")
>>141614932
Based on his movement I'm guessing he did ballet. The manly kind Tupac did.
>>141614960
the main character of that story was a mute tree
>>141615039
>mute tree
How can a tree talk in the first place?
>>141614960
That was because Totty told him to.
>>141615064
it's a magical tree
>>141615068
Why did he tell him to do that anyway? Did that guy steal his girlfriend? A personal grudge? We'll never know.
Is anyone working on this?
http://imgur.com/a/Z1xgP
>>141615232
I forgot the overall reason of that Jigsaw script but I remember Juushi dies at the end.
>>141615268
I think anon said he would translate it too.
>>141615277
>skit
>>141615322
Really? That's great because i wanted to see this translated the most.
>>141615268
I wish I could see Juice getting fucked without feeling really bad about it.
>>141615232
Tottys gonna Totty.
>>141615268
That part with oso made my dick diamonds
>>141615268
I'm gonna translate it. I'll probably finish it in the weekend.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-04-21-18h52m50s211.png](https://i.imgur.com/9ToPHEq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-04-21-18h52m50s211.png")
>>141615408
He was the first person to mention porn in the show (Totoko's confession and all) so don't feel too bad.
>>141615582
And he dated a AV actress.
>>141615582
>>141615603
It's the retarded puppy face. I know he faps to bugs but still
>>141615521
I love you anon, good luck!
>>141615521
Thanks, anon!
>>141615628
I think the bug book was a decoy to his actual, bestiality themed, porn.
>>141615763
All I recall is a girl's butt. Is it because of the fursuit?
>>141615989
Someone translated what the one porn mag under the bug book had written on it, and apparently it said beastiality.
>>141616036
Not exactly said. The actual title was different but it was a pun on bestiality.
Jyushi and Ichi are by far the biggest degenerates.
>>141616036
"Bestiality compilation" according to G-B
>>141616036
>>141616143
I didn't know that. Thanks!
>>141616143
Those kinky motherfuckers. If it ever came out that they have furry sex I wouldn't even be surprised.
>>141616259
I would be more surprised about them managing to get laid than the beastality part.
>>141616259
Well, Jyushi likes to dress as a dog and the Pash fan book jokes his dog suit might not even be a costume.
>>141616301
Considering that he can split his body like a amoeba, him turning into a dog isn't shocking.
>>141614900
I'd fuck that tree
>>141617522
You'd just get painful splinters.
>>141611059
Truly the best.
>>141611581
Thank you so much, you are the best.
>>141615521
Exciting!
>>141611059
Oso best boy too. They need more skits together. The cup noodle one was so stupid but it's one of my favorites.
>>141620379
Oso, Totty, and Jyushi need a skit together.
If this series was so successful in "Glorious Nippon" why isn't there another season scheduled?
>>141622120
director is busy with another anime this fall
>>141611581
>Implying he doesn't get with a girl that fucks her sisters
>Implying he isn't going for the ultimate incest fantasy
>>141614849
Good thing Kakeru isn't a member of F6 then.
>>141611858
>Dayoon Girl will never get doujins in your lifetime
I want to marry Choromatsu.
>>141622120
the universe wants us to suffer
doesn't mean it can't come back in the winter
閲覧数1日平均（5月7日～5月13日） 18万以上
1,650,969 一カラ （一松×カラ松）『おそ松さん』
1,031,724 カラ一 （カラ松×一松）『おそ松さん』
*,697,395 おそチョロ （おそ松×チョロ松）『おそ松さん』
*,579,323 おそカラ （おそ松×カラ松）『おそ松さん』
*,498,259 ニクジュディ（ニック×ジュディ）『ズートピア』
*,442,983 赤安 （赤井×安室）『名探偵コナン』
*,337,404 カラおそ （カラ松×おそ松）『おそ松さん』
*,282,637 保バス （保健医一松×バスケカラ松）『おそ松さん』
*,264,445 色松 （カラ松＆一松）『おそ松さん』
*,229,417 カラトド （カラ松×トド松）『おそ松さん』
*,214,502 数字松 （一松＆十四松）『おそ松さん』
*,210,348 一十四 （一松×十四松）『おそ松さん』
*,187,128 あつトド （あつし×トド松）『おそ松さん』
*,185,176 長兄松 （おそ松＆カラ松）『おそ松さん』
Last week:
2,103,508 一カラ （一松×カラ松）『おそ松さん』
1,284,584 カラ一 （カラ松×一松）『おそ松さん』
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2145188114815123101
Goodbye Ichikara/KaraIchi, hello OsoKara.
Gendou doesn't have the OPs, where the fuck do I get them?
>>141623521
interesting that suujimatsu edges out ichijyushi
>>141623521
but OsoKara is 4th
>>141623521
>579,323 おそカラ
>337,404 カラおそ
>Almost 1 million together
Soon
>ichi and oso are the two brothers kara interacts with least
>his most popular pairings
Best event, hands down.
>>141623521
> 2,103,508 一カラ
> 1,650,969 一カラ
RIP IchiKarafags.
>>141623831
Kara barely interacts with anyone.
>>141623868
he has many scenes with totty and seems to have a healthy relationship with jyushi. karabita is the only kara pairing that would really make sense but nips hate chibita for some reason.
>>141623924
>for some reason.
he's fucking ugly
>>141623868
That's Ichi.
He just talks with Jyushi and sometimes with Oso. That's it
>>141623924
I don't think they hate him, it's just that it's hard to sexualize a bald baby
>>141623521
All I'm seeing is that Osomatsu is starting to get weak. S2 when.
>>141623980
He's nice but he looks like a bald baby
>>141623521
Are you retarded? Last week's numbers were higher on average for all of the pairings.
>>141623868
What? Oso and Kara interacts with their brothers repeatedly.
>>141623924
>he has many scenes with totty and seems to have a healthy relationship with jyushi
This.
>>141623982
> Ichi
And this.
He is happy with his fucking cats.
>>141623980
>suggesting the sexuplets aren't ugly
>>141624214
He's different kind of ugly. Uglier ugly.
I don't think this is AOTY and I'm ok with it being a one season deal. It was a fun concept and it was executed well and that's about as much as you can ask for from a comedy anime.
> Jyushi first
> Ichi last
https://twitter.com/betsukainohito/status/732014155528429570
What?
>>141624843
> Jyushi and Choro/ first and second
Worst matsus
> Ichi and Kara/ last
Best matsus
>>141623842
scans never
>>141623521
Last week was golden week and Supacomi so naturally all numbers would be higher then. You should be worried about that one Conan pair which looks like it might even surpass karaichi.
>>141624843
Makes me laugh that yesterday some anon mentioned how the worst possible outcome was Choro and Jyushi leading a poll.
Meme magic.
>>141624843
Is that from 1950?
>>141624843
What?
I mean, as a Chorofag I'm glad he's high up on a the list but, how?
Happy Matsu Monday folks, got some raws for the manga here.
Thanks for all the hard work from translator and typeset anons who've been working on these.
Chapter 12 (F6): https://imgur.com/a/YooVi
Chapter 13: https://imgur.com/a/wPbLk
Gal Japon x Matsu 2: https://imgur.com/a/AnZE3
>>141626718
Oh fuck, a Matsudad chapter! That's sweet.
I wish F6 would just go away
>>141624843
>https://twitter.com/betsukainohito/status/732014155528429570
That's from 1997 and is about -kun.
>>141626718
F6 is awfull even in manga
Chapter 13 is so cute, thanks anon
>>141627126
If it came in light of nostalgia for the 1988 show, Ichi being last makes sense. He's the one with least to say or do.
>>141624843
>Last two who were the most unpopular are now the most popular
>>141623521
how are Ichijyushi that low? aren't this pair used to be popular?
>>141626718
Thanks anon!
Holy shit, chapter 13 is adorable. Glad that Matsuzo gets some time to shine.
>>141627474
At least the artist made them somewhat more ridiculous.
>>141626718
Thanks anon!
>>141626718
Fuck yes! You just made my morning.
There's new matsu line stickers for anyone who uses that.
>>141633043
Thank you. Secross. Summer exclusive stuff is great. There are a lot them we use as well but some I can't figure out like Kara with a fever.
>>141633043
> the eight exclusives/new art ones at the top
> especially the Ichi with the sparkler in the top right corner
God damn, cute.
>>141611581
>he'd ask her to call him "niisan" in bed
I'll do it for him
>>141633074
>Good morning!
>Creepy baby Jyushi
I'm not sure if I wanna wake up to that.
>>141633043
Damn! Jyushi has some nice melons!
>>141633043
>Top right ichi
Fuck that's really cute. I love the yukata group photo too.
>>141626718
Manga Oso is way too adorable.
>>141626718
Thanks a lot anon. Just curious, do you happen to have the chapter of Oso and Kara in the mountains? It seems to be missing on other sites.
Only watched the second episode. I don't get the humor but I feel really depressed as if confronted by the reality of growing up and the need to get a job. I thought this anime is supposed to be funny not depressing
>>141635302
Not that person, but I've put it up for you from my collection, anon. I've noticed that too.
> http://imgur.com/a/WpnHU
>>141635946
You might want to watch a few more eps to see if it's for you since the first episode is a complete non-sequitur that's just a long criticism of modern anime (i.e. "idol" and otome shows), and the second episode is just a sketch reel.
Try ep 7 (specifically the first half). That was the one that sold the show for me. If not, then it's just not for you, comedy is very subjective like that.
Rakuten RPG matsus images/merch are out
>>141636043
Much appreciated. It's interesting to see the brothers interact with each other in other locations. I hope they explore that more if there's another season.
>>141626718
I change my vote for bestest matsu to papamatsu. I wonder if he plays guitar too.
>>141636154
Jyushi looks great.
>>141635946
It's refreshing to see a post from a new viewer that isn't b8. I do hope you keep going after above anon's post, unarguably the better episodes are in the second cour, but if you still have time and want to skip some of the first cour that's okay since it's separated skits. I'd suggest 3, 5, 8, and the second half of 9 stand out the most.
Best couple.
>>141636154
They have what, three different RPG versions each now? Though technically one of those is just cosplaying characters from another RPG.
I prefer Heso Wars RPG classes to these, jester Jyushi is just one of the best matsu outfits ever conceived and the fact that Todo deliberately picked a girl character to play was a funny plot point. Also Ranger Ichi > Mage Ichi.
>>141636486
I agree.
>>141635946
I didn't get that feeling until a certain episode at the end. I even looked for an apartment. For me the other episodes had the opposite effect and put a damper on my panic and found some humor in a situation many go through in varying degrees. If it doesn't make you happy and laugh then don't waste your own time watching it.
>>141636514
>Also Ranger Ichi > Mage Ichi.
Have to disagree with you on this one, that mage is adorable as fuck.
>>141636154
>Jyushis hustle muscles
Which is your favorite RPG design for each matsu?
>>141636786
Fullbokko>rakuten>hesokuri
Heso=full>raku
Full>raku>heso
Raku>heso>full
Heso>raku>full
Raku>full>heso
>>141636786
I like their HKW versions the most, but for Oso and Kara i prefer the FB versions. I like the HKW versions for them too, but knight Kara just feels more like him and more RPG-ish, and I just really love demon/dragon Oso.
>>141636786
Devil Oso destroys them all.
>>141636786
Barbat-Oso gave me an armpit fetish
>>141636786
Oso: Rakuten
Kara: Rakuten
Choro: Fullboko
Ichi: Hesokuri
Juicy: Rakuten
Totty: Rakuten
>>141636786
Fullbokko Oso (but I don't like any of them)
Fullbokko Kara
Fulbokko/Rakuten Choro
Heso Ichi
Heso Jyushi (overall best)
Rakuten Totty
Post your joshimatsu ranking.
>thread turns into ranking shit
>>141633746
>You will never fondle Juicy's juicy melons.
>>141637381
OPPAAAAI
Hesokuri 1.2.2 is out, you'll need to do an update via QooApp or whatever outside program you use.
Note that Pachinko Police gacha are THREE STAR in premium, not four star like the other current premiums Calming Detective and Macaron.
>>141636786
Oso dragon is too much to pass up. Kara full fits his character best. Choro looks only decent in full. I don't even know what fuck his raku version is. Ichi heso looks the best. As much as I like badass monk Jyushi. His jester form suits him the most. I really don't like any of Totty's outfits but I guess bard would make sense.
>>141637542
>THREE STAR
Gross
>>141637542
I rolled black suit Kara. Now to wonder when I can ever get diamonds again.
>>141637542
>THREE STAR
How lame
wwwww
Well, that's boring.
>>141637542
Well I already have VH Choro but I was excited to get pachinko police Choro only for him to be three star while doing nothing interesting in his attack except hitting with his baton.
>>141638024
What's the point of the candle if he's not going to use it?
>>141638036
He's gotta tenderize you with the flog first.
>>141638036
It's point is to disappoint you
>>141638073
>pigeon poop
>>141638058
Isn't that a riding bat?
>>141638088
It is a riding crop, yeah.
I didn't realize the word flog wasn't interchangeable in that case. Fucking english.
>>141626718
I guess I'll get started on cleaning chapter 13, since I like that one the most. If someone could translate these, I'll gladly typeset for them.
>>141638335
> leaving me with the F6 chapterI'll do it anyway.
Let me know if you're feeling like doing the Gal Japon #2 so we don't end up needlessly crossing over or anything.
Translator anon is busy with some doujins at the moment, I think.
>>141638391
I'll see how I'm feeling after I finish this one. Although the Gal Japon special is just 6 pages, so it shouldn't take too long to finish.I'm sorry, anon.
>>141638480
You guys are doing gods work. Thank you.
>>141638335
>Ichi typing with his index fingers
>Choro triple-clicking
I'm getting a headache looking at this.
>>141624214
Maybe or maybe not. They sure love calling other people uglies though.
>>141639186
To be fair the ones in that comic really are. The Matsus are better looking than them, even in their universe.
![CVj8qBFVEAA09Hj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CZC5mj9.jpg "CVj8qBFVEAA09Hj[1].jpg")
>>141615014
Oso was the one who did ballet actually
>>141640464
I thought it was really weird that nobody made fun of him for that in the whole episode. Everyone acted like it was perfectly normal, and they were even happy for him.
>>141640609
He had talent, they were proud of him.
>>141640609
Those damn SJWs.
>>141640464
>>141640609
To be fair you guys aren't questioning their get up either. They can do ballet without wearing tutus.
>>141624916
>Kara
>good
When is the next drama CD coming out?
>>141642146
Its called getting in character, you uncultured swine.
>>141642413
25th. Hopefully someone manages to grab a rip as soon as possible, we can expedite it to GB since she seems to do CDs as priority.
>>141642482
I guess Chibimi never broke out again.
>>141642677
does anyone have the links to cds 2 and 3?
>>141643014
Yes.
>>141643405
Fuck i thought they had suicide ropes around their necks at first.
>>141633074
If you type the combination names (e.g. suujimatsu) the designated sticker will pop up. Although whoever designed the stickers fucked up because that was a bait and switch; it's actually Ichi and Oso unless they edited that Oso to be Juice.
One is violently baassive-aggressive and the other will hiss on everything you love.
Whose service do you think is worth it?
>>141643555
The non shit one, so right.
>>141643555
Choro is one of my lesser favorite Matsus but whenever he's drawn as/with the features of his corresponding animal, I can't resist. Sheep/rams are cute as fuck.
Left, if he'd let me touch his horns.
>>141643555
>posts a picture with the worst matsu and best matsu in it
>choose
Of course i'll pick my nigga ichimatsu
>>141643712
It's just another variety of shit.
>>141643771
A much better shit.
>>141643555
Both.
>>141643813
So Choro is diarrhoea while Ichi is the type of shit that would return you a white toilet sheet in first wipe?
>>141643555
Choromatsu, because I don't want shit on my table.
>>141643946
> Choro is diarrhoeaYes
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chorro
>>141643993
Would you rather he shit on yourface?
http://mkrmkr.net/s/matsu/
Make your own matsu. Go nuts, /a/.
>>141643555
Best boy Ichi of course.
I wouldkissevery single knob on his longfingers
>>141644117
> liking skellyhands
reeee
>>141643555
3 in 4's fad clothes.
>>141644056
>>141643555
Ichi, definitely.
Though I admit, Choro tends to look pretty good in fanart.
>>141614643
>I want to see the Matsus in high school and see what Karamatsu was like in drama club.
I just remembered, didn't Jigsaw say that it was 10 years ago? That'd be before High School.
>>141644403
They would've been 13~14, so yeah, not high school yet.
>>141644377
Cute.
So basically, Choro just needs to drastically restyle his hair and start wearing those fake glasses more.
S2 announcement never.
>>141644831
Tch.
>>141643555
Option number three, who doesn't even rate a pun.
>>141643555
Ichi. But I like how Choro looks there even though I think he's shit.
>>141643555
>Wishy-washy boy who would likely freeze up and screw up on the order if he got nervous
vs
>Seemingly apathetic until multiple orders are given and shits the table under pressure
I'll take a wrong order over literally eating feces.
![osmt_teso[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pXawZdO.jpg "osmt_teso[1].png")
Reposting the palm analysis from Anan Magazine since some of you might not have seen it yet.
>>141615505
What a man
>>141645700
Hands ranking: Oso>Kara>>Totty=Choro>Jyushi>>>Ichi
>>141645700
thank mr skeltal
>>141611059
I can't fucking believe how hard I laughed at his repeated "baseball?" joke in episode 4. The faint "baseball?" under everyone else shouting in Totoko's room pushed it into classic-era Simpsons gag territory.
>>141643555
>one shits on tables
>the other one masturbates on tables
Any other Matsu would be a much better option.
>>141646423
>the other one masturbates on tables
Damn, forgot about that.
>>141610423
That isn't Shirobako.
>>141622273
Nah, it'd probably be funnier if he didn't like incest with other people. The only thing keeping the Matsunos from getting dates is themselves, and hypocrisy is high on Osomatsu's list so it wouldn't strike me as surprising if he practiced incest but was squeamish if anyone else liked it.
>>141623980
with a decent job and a friendly demeanor. And lets them pay their bill whenever. I'm don't even pair anyone in this show and I think he's perfect for anybody.
>>141626718
they could have stood to do a more funny otome parody, but they just copied episode 1 again. I mean come on, do something else!
I don't even hate F6, I jut want it to be better written.
>>141626718
That better be the father's day special.
and is it me or does the author really like inserting her characters for filler?
>>141640609
because they pull this shit all the time. It's not exactly unheard of for this type of plot to come up in -Kun.
>>141647334
The ones with her characters aren't officially a part of the manga, just extra stuff.
>>141647398
so yeah, it's filler.
>>141647051
Except for people looking for a quick fuck, unless they enjoy making out with a bald baby.
You're right though, ignore his looks and Chibita's a pretty good catch. Definitely husband material.
>>141647334
More like the matsus are being inserted into the author's own work. It's published in the magazine with the author's own series, not YOU. Just cross promo for Shueisha.
>>141611581
Kara's & Oso interaction was the best one in that story with a tie between ChoroxOso & IchixOso.
>>141623924
He doesn't have the same looks that his brothers do. It's not that they hate Chibita, it's more like they can't find anything to make him a "hot" pairing to draw. I see more pictures of them hanging out rather than them fucking all over Akatsuka Ward.
What does it say in their descriptions?
https://apps.rakuten.co.jp/collection/clickjistore/osomatsusan/sp/?scid=wi_rai_collection_twitter
>Todomatsu
>Sing
>Date
>???
>>141643547
Seems they did edit Oso to be Jyushi, some fans have pointed it out
>>141638335
will kill for a coloured and poster for this
>>141646997
It'd be even funnier if he was fine with sextuplet incest, but anything else like twincest or cousins doesn't fly with him. Oso probably can't even sit through one of Ichi's incest pornos.
>>141650927
Maybe because it would be furry incest?
Cat Anon, where are you?
Has anyone got pachinko police in hesokuri?
>>141643555
Choro would probably try to clean but might fuck up on occasion so long as you don't over do it. Ichi wouldn't even try and probably shit on my table while bringing tons of cats in the house. Besides that I always enjoyed the look of butler Choro though it feels like Grell in his butler form.
A new preview for thousand-yard-stare Karatiger & co.
>>141653267
Even Kara is a dick to himself.
>>141653267
No! Make it stop.
>>141626718
thank you so much anon!
I'm the only one who hates F6?
>>141653691
Damn it.
>>141653267
Are the geruges the equivalent to yukkuris when it comes to art of them being abused?
>>141653996
Yukkuris are actually drawn obnoxious while geruges are peaceful.
>>141653996
Geruges are lovable and are only abused by edgy sickos and tiger sociopaths.
>>141652312
>>141653691
>>141653827
You fool! You doubted the cat man's resolve?
>>141654259
Since the 3D Ichi I don't doubt him.
>>141654296
I had that exact same Ichi in mind actually. Not only photoshop but also art skills. It's impressive.
I want totoko/ichi to be popular
>>141643405
Girl that nail is
L
O
N
G
hello
>>141654684
>>141654786
This disturbs me.
>>141623521
no wonder I found so many comics about them recently
>>141654684
>>141654786
For what purpose?
>>141654684
>>141654786
stop
>>141654684
>>141654786
Hello.
>>141654786
Pig western, Ienjoyhow this looks. Very unique.
>>141655231
Artistic skills on par with Ichi.
>>141655231
You haven't seen this artist's older and greater crimes.
>>141654458
Totoko is for looking, not for lewding.
>>141654684
>>141654786
it's like they don't even try to make them look like in character. Seriously all the "muh style" have to stop, if you don't know how to draw a proper Matsu just don't fucking do it.
>>141655955
That's how she's still a virgin.
>>141655899
show us
>>141655955
Totoko is for lewd.
