What is Ichimatsu doing?
Celebrating the kidnapping of his brother because he's a piece of shit.
Being the best boy
>>141556717
>overanalyzing gag anime
This is so fucking retarded, holy shit
please put "osomatsu" in the subject line when making threads so it gets filtered properly, thank you!
>>141556717
I like how Ichi's analysis doesn't really fit him but if you google the things they point out, you get different results that actually sound more accurate.
>>141556315
I wonder if he was freaking out internally. Probably not but after EP16 I can't help wondering how Ichi was doing in his head in every scene.
>>141556831
That's Osomatsu fanbase for you.
>>141556831
>>141557523
You're aware that it's a translation from an official magazine article, right?
>>141556831
It's official and from the fashion magazine spread, what you gonna do?
Besides, I'm not really sure it's supposed to be a completely cut and dry psychoanalysis of the characters as much as it's supposed to be a fun way to write about palm reading using the characters.
Because nips love that kind of superstitious stuff.
>>141556868
My thoughts exactly. People need to start learning how to use the goddamn subject lines.
Since I've been led to believe a lot of the people visiting these threads are general fags and crossboardersmyself includedI would've hoped that people had some basic fucking mastery of that.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 24 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.34_[2016.03.22_22.02.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/GDB3kno.png "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 24 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.34_[2016.03.22_22.02.18].png")
>>141557753
>>141558588
It's official? Even worse. So apparently the fans will eat anything they come up with.
Sasuga Japan.
>>141559168
Same reason why we keep getting specifically IchiKara merch as bonus merch, they know how to exploit their audience.
So tell me again why is this thread more acceptable than the one last night that actually had a subject and a discussion question?
>>141559707
it's not, don't bump it
>>141559707
This isn't a general. If you're unsatisfied, create your own thread then
>>141556717
>>141559750
Then why did you replied before or didn't complained about letting the thread die?
>>141559900
I saged in both.
There is nothig to talk about now.
>>141557250
We've had POV from all of them right? It's funny how much different Ichi's is. Hope we get more in season 2.
>>141556315
inb4 discussion of his fat ass and the things that go in and come out of it
Your favorite Matsu and your mother are hanging off a cliff, you only have enough strength to save one.
Who do you save?
>>141562274
My favourite matsu. My mom's kind of a dick, to be honest.
>>141562274
None of my business. I'm only at this cliff to throw myself off it.
Are you guys going to throw a buck GB's way? Even though the goal has been met it would be cool given the work she has put in.
Also is anyone working on the fullbokko heroes? I'll gladly typeset if someone translates.
>>141562274
My favorite matsu wants to die so mum. Win win.
>>141562361
> /ink/ spam is happening outside of v and vg
Aw geez.
>>141562274
My mom. Matsus are too shitty to die.
>>141556717
Choro does have an ahoge he just brushes it down. Someone make them stand up again since it seems to bring happiness.
>>141556717
Why do they make these deep analyses and potential character development stuff, but then turn around and say "don't waste your time analyzing these characters?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about how they use the characters, because I know it's a silly show, but I don't understand why they keep trying to make them complex, only to discourage fans from analyzing stuff afterwards.
>>141565071
Remember how some magazine said that Choro would start reading BL doujins a become a fudanshi? It's that kinda thing. It's not written by the Ososan staff, just a speculation by the magazine's staff to make people buy it.
>>141565071
Wasn't that just irino saying it was a waste of time? I remember the creators putting some effort so the characters are not so flat but they don't go overboard with it only tease it.
>>141565071
I don't really see this as complex, they're pretty much saying things that we already know about the characters.
>>141565071
'Cause that was the opinion of a single VA, and even then it's been met with some criticism.
I'm somewhere in the middle of the road. The series would suffer under the weight of too many in-depth meta analyses, since part of the charm is that there are few rules and everything is loose and anything can happen, but...
It's also a disservice to throw out any notion of complexity. Fans kinda love the sextuplets because, probably as a completely unintended consequence, they're extremely well rounded and nuanced characters with lots of good and bad aspects.
>>141565197
That was from a spread featuring fan speculations about what episode 24 might be about.
Canon status depends on who wrote it and I'm 90% sure you're right in saying that the Ososan staff have nothing to do with this. Besides, the actual tone of the writing is speculative.
>>141565071
It's based on their already existing characteristics and it's probably also a way you can compare your hand to theirs. Japanese school girls love this stuff.
>>141556315
Looks like he's sleepwalking, thinking he's in Michael Jackson's THRILLER music video.
>>141565441
> It's based on their already existing characteristics and it's probably also a way you can compare your hand to theirs. Japanese school girls love this stuff.
This is exactly what it is.My hands are closest to Karamatsu's.
>>141565071
The magazine itself had 26 fucking pages about palm reading unrelated to the matsus. They probably did the matsu palms just to tie it into the main feature of this issue.
Don't bother taking it seriously.
>>141556717
How can there be a line straight up the middle of only Choro's hand, and it isn't commented at all? This bullshit is bullshit!
>>141565449
>>141566058
That's the mark of Chorofappyski.
>>141566058
Honestly, like >>141556918 said, that looks like a load of bullshit in many ways. It's already a speculation anyyway but you can just look up the individual meanings of the things they pointed out or drew but not commented on.
>>141556717
Kara confirmed to have gone full chuuni and ruined all his chances at life.
And Oso wants him to stay like that so he doesn't look as bad in comparison. Truly the best nii-san.
>>141565449
Wrong Matsu.
>>141566556
The other may be wrong but no matter what that will never be the right matsu.
Would you trust this cop with your life?
>>141566803
I don't know if I should comment on the pigeons or on those fucking guns.
As I promised, I translated the doujin which was posted a few days ago. The one where Oso fucks everyone. I apologize for the inconsistent SFX translations, I just really hate translating them.
https://imgur.com/a/K2tP8
http://pastebin.com/DQFwHzwy
>>141566735
Name another Matsu that has dressed as Michael Jackson.
>>141566995
>guns
For a second I didn't recognize who it was but of course. And white pigeons too.
Out of all the designs we've seen so far which one would you like to see animated?
>>141566996
God bless you, anon!
finally found first 44 episodes of cosas de locos to download.
>>141567993
Can you give me a link, anon? I wanted to watch them to relive my childhood, but that youtube channel is slow as fuck.
>>141556315
Honoring Kara's disappearance with a dance. Just how Kara would've liked it.
>>141569019
Fuck now that you mention it I'm pretty sure he would have complimented Ichi for those sick moves
>>141566996
Thanks for your hard work, anon. That was a great read. Hopefully someone takes the time to typeset this.
>>141556717
What the hell?
>Your unique aura of isolation will appear mysteriously charming to women
>Get rid of all these things that makes you unique
>Just change everything, Ichimatsu-san.
How mean. But on the other hand didn't he do all those things at the end of Rental Girlfriend?
>>141569537
He would have danced with him if he was there.
>>141559900
Newfag that didn't read the faq.
>>141556717
Totty confirmed as shit.
>>141574030
Choro confirmed as superior and a cute. A CUTE! No need for shitty Totty.
Which Matsu would be bestgrandpa.
>>141559850
>This isn't a general
>>141566996
Thank you so much, you are the best anon.will you translate niisan motto as well?
I'll get you a doujin of your choice if you like.
>>141556641
Is he crying air bubbles?
>>141562274
My mum is 400 pounds
Jyushi king of default victories
>>141568426
ok give a couple of minutes, anon.
>>141578575
there it istinyurl(dottt)com/jjzqslx
eps 1-40 81-86
>>141577978
Yes, I can translate that one as well. I'll probably finish it next weekend.
>>141579121
That's really wonderful.I'm one of the buyfags that gets doujin and other Matsu junk every month. I don't mind at all to get you a doujin of your choice. So let me know what you might want if you do.
Pic related is April's haul, nothing lewd that month.
>sage for blog
>>141578434
>My mum is 400 pounds
Are you serious?
>>141579415
Holy hell, I'm going to die of jelly. Do you live in Japan? I'm assuming because you already have the fanbook.
>>141579415
>sheehrt
Nice.
>>141562274
saving Ichi sounds like a waste
>>141579415
Are you the one who did the scans of these doujins? If so, thank you.Also nice collection.
And thank you for the offer. Anything with good on-model art would be great, though I'm particularly fond ofKaraIchi. If you do buy anything and scan it, I'll definitely make sure to translate it.
>>141579415
the amount of jealousy i am feeling is unreal i want your collectionactually i just ordered choromatsu and jyushimatsu plushie keychains/mascots so i'll post pics when i get them
>>141556315
Glay - Hyakka Ryoran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpIeyElpBw
dat boi dabbin
I'm horny.
>>141580896
Which Matsu would you fug?
https://twitter.com/F6_osomatsu5/status/731938833864871936
>>141579737
I don't, I pre-order most stuff and always use EMS. I do have a friend that picks me up other matsu goods for me in Japan though.
>>141580105
I am. No problem at all.
>That spoiler.
I'll do my best to pick you out something nice then.
>>141580959
Literally sny of them
>>141581186
Slut
>>141566996
thanks you so much anon, I love this doujin and love Oso being the top with all his brothers
![Osomatsu-kun [おそ松くん] Episode 5A_06.png](https://i.imgur.com/Y7x23zn.png "Osomatsu-kun [おそ松くん] Episode 5A_06.png")
>>141581053
What are they gonna do? Pave another shortcut?
http://anime.eiga.com/news/102561/
>>141582700
Salaryman CD? neat.
>>141582859
jyushimatsu is so cute
>>141582859
All Matsu?
>>141556717
>Kara and Ichi would both be popular with girls if they just dressed better
>>141583367
Just the bonus gift for preordering all the drama CDs. I think it was mentioned in a thread a while back.
>>141583728
> Ichi
> would be popular with girls if they just dressed better
Impossible.
>>141556717
How the fuck does mastering yourself to be an otaku a good point? I do agree he should be more confident and not worry so much about what people think of him.
>>141566996
Thank you for the translation.
>>141566996
>>141581070
Thanks anons!
>>141556717
I hate how confident they make Jyushi at being the only one to get laid. If that were the case he would lost it a long time ago even before dating the used goods.
>>141584615
He really is the only one I expect to have a normal future.
>>141584615
do not bully the whore
>>141584615
Who knows its a grown ass man who always has his arms up like a t-rex. Lets ignore the fact he talks like an autistic fuck especially about baseball a game he never really played.
>>141585108
He's also most likely the most intelligent of the Matsus.
>>141584097
He's an otaku but finds it shameful. If he embraced it openly, he'd love himself more.
I think they are making a poll for the birthday.
>>141585133
Yet that means nothing when he doesn't even utilize that knowledge. I will not use Kun as a reference to his smarts if it has not a occurred. The man took dangerous grunt work when he was desperately trying to move like his brothers. If it was so easy for him to make use of it he take some exam and pass it with flying colors.
>>141585392
So Kara and Ichi get praised in some poll for their birthday while everyone else eats shit for theirs. Thankfully they are not real or this would be really shitty of the people throwing the party for them.
>>141585392
Like an official one?
Also
>you will never make a fast sketch as good as that.
I'm jealous of fujo mad skills.
>>141585392
> Choro last
Please nips, make it happen.
>>141585393
He only did grunt work because he was waiting for his stocks to rise again. Jyushi has some long term plans in the making.
>>141585392
My bet:
1- Kara
2- Oso
3- Ichi
4- Jyushi
5- Choro
6- Totty
>>141585644
The two top spots are already taken and it's obviously not Oso, anon.
Though I think he can put a fight for the third place.
>>141585644
>1- Kara
>2- Oso
>3- Ichi
>>141585713
Why? Don't forget this.
>>141585644
Come on lets be real it probably be
Kara or Ichi first with Jyushi being third usually. Oso will highly likely be the fourth. The one that always switches places is Choro and Todo. Probably Choro will be last but sometimes he beats out Totty.
>>141585776
We never knew what that actually was.
>>141585814
> Totty last
This is so wrong.
>>141585881
I never said it was right even as a Chorofag I don't expect Choro to beat anyone. But I have seen several polls seeing him beat others until someone whines about it and we are forced to have a pity poll. Beside that it doesn't really matter since they are still both bottom of the totem pole.
Kara first
Ichi second
Jyushi third
Oso fourth
Choro fifth
Totty sixth
Japan shit taste like always.
>>141586018
It could have been worse, Choro or Jyushi could be leading.
>>141586130
I would imagine people doing mass suicide if that were to occur.
>>141586130
Well, Jyushi isn't so bad but Choro...
Fuck Japan, Totty is great.
>>141566058
I have that same line. Can confirm:
>>141566259
>>141585814
>Oso will highly likely be the fourth.
We don't know about that. I feel like now Oso is more popular than Jyushi among Nips. My bet is Kara > Ichi > Oso > Jyushi > Choro > Totty
>>141586310
His personality clashes with the mentality of Japan. Regardless if its funny he is a terrible person.
>>141586130
>Choro or Jyushi could be leading.
How horrifying.
>>141586018
>choro and TOTTY last
My only consolation is Ichi in second. I fucking hate karafags
Choro is no.1 Matsuin my heart.
>>141586569
Good thing he is first only there.
http://www.animeranking.net/stat.php?id=544
>>141586130
Well the one good thing would be that Tumblr would die off as well.
https://twitter.com/osomatsu_hkw/status/732036983774552065
>>141586569
Tied for first, I agree
>>141586599
That's two places now shit poster
>>141586632
>Juicy dog
I swear I'm not a furry, but Juicy dog does things to my dick
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56889532
>>141586629
I don't know. I don't visit Tumblr, anon.
>>141586632
All of Jyushi's recent attack animations have been horrifying.
>>141586694
I feel you.
>>141586710
You don't have to just look at this thread sometimes.
>>141586694
I am not even shocked this is a thing anymore.
>>141586694
You've rocketed right past furry and landed squarely in zoo, dude.
Why Karafags and Ichifags are like this?
>>141586996
That looks hilarious. Would read.
>>141586996
> Kara cow AU
> Ichi cute dress AU
Most popular characters = most crazy fags i guess
>>141586996
What?
>>141586996
Horrible AU mixing with off model to boot. Why is it always with Kara and Ichi?
>>141586500
Just buy your faves merch instead of complaining, anon.
>>141587175
Most popular characters thus all kinds of people in their fandom
>>141586500
> Karafag pretending to be Ichifag
Tried harder.
>>141586996
Why they're so best?
>>141587374
We don't need that meta here, always some fags complaing about others. Last thread was fuckton posts against Chorofags.
>>141587510
But that was funny anon.
>>141587510
Yeah, but that was clearly some mass bullying and it was also fun.
>>141587579
>>141587680
Go away Tottyfags.
>>141588036
You don't need to be a Tottyfag to bully them, everyone does.
>>141587510
But the last thread gave us this.
>>141588036
>>141588127
Tottyfags and Chorofags should unite and form a single and strong bond for the unpopular Matsus.
Stockmatsu is love, Stockmatsu is life.
>>141588343
Sure once all Kara and Ichi fags do the same.
>>141588315
There should have been a "neutral" option besides actively liking or disliking.
>>141588469
Their fanbases are so massive they don't need to form bonds to shitpost, it comes out naturally.
>>141588343
agree choro todo andosoare great matsu
>>141588343
The Chorofags are so full of hatred, though...
And so easy to rile up.
>>141588648
Better to feel hate then be an emotionless dry monster.
>>141588596
Whats happening here?
>>141588648
>so full of hatred
>easy to rile up
They just take after Choro after all.
>>141588843
Didn't a lot of people identify with Choro but disliked him anyways? I find it to be pretty amusing.
>>141588827
>>141588916
No.
>>141589018
It was when people started taking those personality tests and a people usually got Choro or Ichi. Yet hardly nobody could get Kara unless they purposely lied on the test to get it.
>>141588916
Yes.
>>141589080
Kara and Jyushi are probably the most cartoony of the brothers, in terms of personality. No one could be as out of touch as they are without being genuinely certifiable.
>>141588596
Good trio.
>>141589329
Yet so many women always identified themselves as Kara despite everything. Shit was pretty pathetic to see.
I know almost nothing about this show other than what I skim over while browsing /a/. Are these guys canonically fags or is it just the fans shipping them?
>>141588596
>>141588827
>>141589431
Canonically incestual fags.
>>141589431
Yes the full oriemo treatment enjoy.
>>141589431
They are each pure virgins who have never felt the touch of another.
On a whim I replaced my whole Hesokuri team with four ichis and one kara, and my time is exactly the fucking same even though most of them are level one. This is some bullshit.
>>141586417
At least they recognize that Choro's personality is a tiny margin better and that he is a cute.
Totty will always be eating shit.
>>141590131
Replace that Kara with a Choro and that's pretty much a winning team.
>>141590131
Hesowars is pretty bullshit yeah.
>>141590224
Just tried, and it seems about to be about the same time with Choro. He seems like more trouble than he's worth, though, since unlike Kara he dies almost as soon as he hits the front. Maybe it's just because I have a gold Kara and my Choros are all silvers.
>>141590462
>Maybe it's just because I have a gold Kara and my Choros are all silvers.
Yeah, that might be it. Choros aren't as sturdy as Karas but they hit harder, you can kill more enemies and he's fast so that saves up few seconds. Leveling up the Ichis will help too, obviously.
>>141585392
>Atsushi is a legitimate side character
Car
a
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>>141585392
What's under Chibita?
Has anyone been able to get all the pajama matsus yet?
>>141592875
I have everyone exept Oso. I know he's kinda useless, but I still really want him to complete the set and because he's adorable.
>>141592925
Lucky. I still need Ichi and Juicy.
>>141592841
hatabou and shonnosuke
>>141592875
Need Oso,Ichi, and for once Totty. I am already at 51 golden oden without buying gems. I still find it funny even after this huge update they are still useless.
>>141578575
Thanks! You're a life saver, anon.
>>141585392
>Atsushi and AV are on the list despite their limited screentime
>Aida and Sacchi don't even make it despite showing up just as much
>>141578921
The episodes are encrypted. What's the pass?
>>141593315
>no Boyfriend-kun and Girlfriend-chan either
>>141593186
I'm starting to think they're a ruse and we will never be able to do anything with them.
>>141593334
>>141593271
Sorry it's: eltemplomanga
>>141593384
>>141593315
Feels bad being a Backgroundfag.
>>141593522
Muchas gracias.
>>141586996
This is something out of the deepest darkest reaches of Deviantart.
They didn't even need that tag of Kara pissing on himself at any rate.
>>141583797
A Salarymatsu CD would've been nice.
>>141593538
One of them is a slut.
>>141582695
That episode was ridiculous, man.
>>141586996
>Not just turning Sundress Ichi into a milkmaid
Wasted opportunity.
>>141593641
But would it have more or less followed that plot they tried to do before making -San? Like, the one when they're all salaryman wizards.
>>141592875
No, I usually get them with ease, but lady luck has not been on my side this time. I'm missing Juicy, Kara, Oso and Totty.
>>141593715
Sundress Ichi is cute so it's fine
>>141593974
At least try to post better examples then the worst.
>>141594027
Define better
Last of the Pachinko Police hesokuri previews.
>>141592875
I've got everybody but Jyushi. I dislike him, so I doubt I'll play to get him.
>>141594114
that is lewd
>>141594114
Is that ichi? That's lewd.
>>141594063
Not the same guy, but the first image could easily be mistaken for Kara kissing some faceless girl if you didn't know it was part of the sundress Ichi meme.
>>141594190
Stealthy faggotry, nothing wrong with thatit's actually Oso in that image, I think.
>>141593650
And the other one's a gold digger. Your point?
>>141593974
>>141594270
It's Oso? Who's the artist, is there more crossdressing Oso
Someone please translate the one where jyushi has sex with three of his brothers.
>>141594310
It's Oso and Ichi, not Kara and Ichi I meant.
Can't remember the source but since it's between two other OsoIchi pics in my folder, it's probably from the OsoIchi bot on twitter
>>141594027
H-help me, anon-kun.
>>141594751
Just check the tag on twitter
This is troubling.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56889532
>>141566996
>>141569679
I will.
I saw how many pages there were and was like "oh shit, this is going to take forever" and then remembered that the pages are already clean and typesetting is literally the only thing that needs to be done.
>>141594876
Someone posted that already but yeah, it is.
Ososan fandom is pretty degenerate in general, makes me wonder why. It can't only be the gay incest.
>>141594996
Maybe it's knowing that the boys are already degenerates that drives this fandom to greater heights.
Is anyone collecting the descriptions for the non-screenshot cards in Osomatsu Party? I'm able to rip the card art, but the descriptions only come with the card once you actually obtain it in-game. I saw a screenshot for the Hana Yori Karamatsu card a while back on one of these threads.
In the meantime, here's the latest card.
>>141595499
That could be shooped into handholding.
>>141595024
I think people think that since they're degenerates in some areas, they'll be degenerates in them all. Happens a lot with fucked up characters. Look at the Danganronpa 2 fandom for example.
>>141595952
No inflation or clowns yet. We're in the clear.
>>141595499
Oso just loves to mess with Choro.
>>141596043
What is RPG Jyushi
>>141596043
They are clown to begin with though.
>>141596062
A jester. I'm talking Bozo or Pennywise levels of clown, here.
>>141595499
Are there more pictures? The last one I saw was Totty and Juushi.
>>141595855
>>141596344
Kawaii
>>141596342
There was a zip file of the ones before the one you're talking about, It should still be in the archives, but I could probably make a Mega file and update it.
>>141596043
>clowns
Bitch don't jinx it.
>>141596043
I read somewhere that the traditionally japanese version of a clown is a male geisha.
>>141562379
hell yeah.
>>141596344
Is it too hard to shop Choro out and make Oso hold a beer can?
> forced romance/declarations of love
> continues typesetting, but sweating heavily
This shit is 100% up my alley and even though it should be common in theory, I hardly ever see it in practice, let alone featuring favorite characters. This doujin is great.
>>141596654
Pray cat anon is around.
>>141596712
I'm sweating heavily just reading it and my dick is already diamonds. Bless you for typesetting anon.
>>141596766
Choro's not a cat.
To that one anon who wanted to see the other images, I put them in that mega file. I added in the other stuff from the zip file.https://mega.nz/#F!5QES3bAJ!q9bxozeQMRB6yO2NWBLXqA
>>141596903
True, Choro's shit.
>>141596943
I'm that anon. You're the best, thank you.
>>141556315
>What is Ichimatsu doing?
Just being the best boy.
>>141595499
As an OsoChorofag, this pleases me greatly.
>>141596948
Don't be silly. Choro's a filthy otaku, a wishy-washy piece of idol-propagating scum that wouldn't even get scraped off the road if people cared to look at it. Calling him shit would be an insult to shit, as at least excrement can do something by helping plants grow. Just treat him like the back alley abortion he is and get rid of him.
>>141596999
Finally an anon who only speaks the truth.
>>141597063
Well, Totty's even worse. His very being is so corrupt that plants would wilt in his very smelly, toxic presence and the ecosystem would be doomed.
>>141597102
I want to see that short already.
>>141593755
Is there more information on the early plans?
>>141597110
We could get an exit bag big enough to fit all six of them and purge their shittiness from the world, just as long as the green one gets in first.
I want to bite Ichi's nose.
>>141597063
Which matsu would be an abortioner? Or rather which matsu dishes the lowest punches?
>>141597234
Only that?
