Accelerator on the front page!
Is this a MESSI thread?
Who /terrified/ here
>>141526460
Not at all, I'm fine.
>red Waifu walls
RIP /int/
So is a 1-0 /int/ win what we want?
>>141526533
Yup.
>>141526533
Yes but this is PES16 and it won''t be that easy.
>>141526533
Yes
but >PES
>>141526460
>not /punched/
I've been waiting for this.Time to see if all those hours of testing paid off
Streaming channel?
>French
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141526645
>3-11
Waiting for the memes
>>141526372
accel-kun!
>>141526645
Can't wait for that 9:1
This is the cup, right /a/?
This is the cup where we finally break the curse and advance without /sp/, right?
Believe in him today.
>>141526645
Thanks PES
Who /Credeus Justitiam/ here
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141526717
The curse will break but /a/ won't be the one who advances.
That fucking accent, reeks of that good old "Allemand LV1".
>>141526645
>3-11
Thanks PES
>>141526717
>breaking the curse
>ever
What's with the euroball games?
>>141526645
0:0 confirmed
>>141526781
If /w/ loses I'll take a 0-0.
>Touma's face when battling Accelerator the third time
Any archive with the chat?
What happens if /w/ wins?
I want best OTP in summer
SHIT
fug
Possibilities vs /trv/
WE WIN:
If we win by 6 or more, we're through no matter what.
By any other amount, we're through if /w/ ties or loses.
If /w/ wins by 5+the amount we win by, we're out
If /w/ wins by 4+ the amount we win by and scores one less goal than we do or more, then we're out
If /w/ wins by less than that, we're through.
WE DRAW:
/w/ wins, we're out
/w/ draws or loses, we go through
WE LOSE:
/w/ wins or draws, we're out
/int/ wins by 6-the amount we lose by, we're out
/int/ wins by 5-the amount we lose by, and scores the same number of goals we do +2, we're out
/int/ wins by anything less than that, we're through
dammit /int/
Sorry wallpaper cousin but I'm sweating too hard to root for you.
Channel? I want to watch this shit
FUG :DDDDDDD
Fuck.
>>141526871
/a/ needs to win
>>141526902
>group stage math
We're finished, anon. Let's accept it before it's too late.
>>141526948
Well uhpls win
>>141526871
Then /a/ absolutely needs to win the match against /trv/, and depending on the goal difference it might not even be enough.
>>141526645
T-thanks, PES
HAPPENING
Noice.
Here's the chart I made the other day. Keep in mind that only the goal differential is taken into account, not the actual amount of goals scored (hence the goals scored tie-breaker).
We have hopeIf /int/ wins we could promote with a loss against /trv/
sburbo :DDDDDD
>>141527014
Still waiting for /w/ and /a/ promotion
>>141526902
Yup, I'm hoping for a narrow /int/ win. Come on, Putin! Do it for your waifu!
What anime is everyone discussing?
This doesn't look like anime
This will be a pain
God damn it.
ー═┻┳︻▄ξ( ‿)ξ▄︻┻┳═一
Well fug.
>PES has decided to go for a goalfest
Well fuck.
>>141527078
it's accel
>>141527078
To aru majutsu no index, it's an LN adaptation and has two manga spinoffs.
When is the match ?
>>141527078
>doesn't know Accelerator
Get out.
It's looking to be a high scoring game. I don't like this.
>>141527078
Captain Tsubasa
God hearing this accent is the most embarrassing thing ever.
>>141527133
After this one.
>>141527171Tenko is a good representative of my country
>>141527078
Didn't you see the OP? It's obviously Toaru Kagaku no Accelerator.
W-why are the vectors working against us?
>>141527078
There's an hour-long OVA with Magic Side against Science side in divegrass
just open streaming it was /int/vs/w/, when /a/ start?
It can still be ok, right?No spoilers, only despair
>>141527315next match
>>141527315
After this.
But this determines how bad things stand for us
>>141527315
after this match
fuggg
KHIKHUKIHKUHKHUKHIKUHKIKHKUKHKIHKUHUHKHHIKUHKKHIHKHKKHUHHKKHIHKHUHUIHKKHUHKUIHKKHKHIKUHKHKUHHKHHKIHKUHHHKUKRRERRRAHREHRHREHRHHREHHAHHHHAHRREHERHAHREHRHHEAHAHAAAAAAAAHRHARHAHAHAH
>those /int/ subs
/a/'s officially fucked
>>141526828
They already fought for a third time in NT10
>>141527171
It really is, god damn.
>>141527543
We need to win, not just draw. We're not actually ded.
>>141527547
Accel threw the match didn't he?
/int/'s done. It's up to us.
We're relegated.
Shit we have to win
I'm scared.
>those refs
whoa
Fug
shit, now this has become a must win for /a/
>>141527637
Yeah. It was already obvious by then and outright confirmed now that Accelerator is a Touma fanboy.
>trv is undefeated thus far
>we have to win
gg
PWJP
Please report in
Alright, so... we need to win.
>>141527667
No.
We can't relegate to Fetus.
FUG
Aw shit, it's hard mode this time.
>>141527667
We can't even be relegated this time.
I guess we're not getting through the easy way. Please hold me.
>>141527740
>I guess we're not getting through
Yes.
HELP
>>141527700
He's currently in the fetal position in a corner chanting "I mustn't run away".
>>141527700
PWJP needs to focus atm, One of the testers here. I can't say we didn't expect this.
Just gotta hope we can tame the /trv/ offence
>>141527712
Thankfully, /int/ being so shit means /a/ can't go fetus anymore.
>>141527740
>must win situation
>>141527769
Wouldn't blame him in this situation
We've fallen so far
Halp
>>141527599
Thank god it's over.
You have to believe.
C'MON /a/ WE'RE IS YOUR ENTUSIASM? WE CAN DO THIS, WE HAVE TO DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
>>141526645
Thanks PES;_;
/sp/ here, you guys better not fuck up.
COME ON YOU FAGS
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
Let's just sit back and enjoy our 7-1 rape
Every goddamn cup, fuck
NEVER GIVE UP
I believe! Ganbare, /a/!
Mere moments until we see the conditions. Is it already time for despair?
>One Meme Man kit
We're fucked.
Don't worry, it will be over soon.
Come on guys, it's only /trv/;_;
>>141527315
Where is the stream at?
don't drag us down this time /a/
My luck is awful.
Sorry guys. But /a/ won't make it.
I am dragging you down with me.
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141527943
Get out Touma.
>>141527922
look at the wiki
>>141527940
You fucks dragged us down in winter
>OPM
What the fuck
C'mon guys, there's no way it'll be like /w/ vs /trv/, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
Help us Mauled.
>>141526645
Thanks PES
Why even hope? Sou's been looking forward to the 'together forever' moment all tournament, dirty spic is going to rig it for memes.
GIVE OUR GIRLS YOUR STRENGTH, /a/!
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141527943
I won't allow it.
I have great luck from praying to Tewi every 1st of the month, but I'll gladly give up this month's blessings to see /a/ advance.
Just BELIEVE.
I believe in you
>>141527996
thanks senpai
>>141527901
I'd say so, yes.
>>141526645
T..t..t..thanks PES
Don't worry guys.
It's just /trv/
>those conditions
>red Darien Gap
We're so fucking fucked.
I lost a 5 euro bill yesterday and found one today. If I have any luck left, /a/ will advance
>all those purples
>>141528089
Well it's not too horrible
>Those conditions
Game Over.
Together Forever will break this season.
Who /Fear/ here
Give PWJP your energy!
/a/ MUST WIN to advance
If /a/ lose, I guess the only good thing to take away that /a/ won't go to fetus.
There's a distinct lack of red
Hahaha, Oh God, someone kill me.
>THAT
>MRU
>Guts
We got this
>forced meme
It didn't find a way
We must use "that".
Is it time to use "THAT"?
>red UMR
>no manager abuse
100% fucked.
THANK GOD.
/trv/ on auto
ALSO TIME TO USE "THAT"
REMOVE KEIT-AI
Remove Mugi we need THAT
>/trv/ manager MIA
T-there's hope?
THAT and Umaru
NOW.
/sp/ here. /a/ you better not lose, it's not like I care about you but I don't want to be dragged down again.
PLEASE USE "THAT"
>>141528181
This, put BnP on.
>>141528130
Hold on. Let me charge upmy dick.
shit
who's winning can't watch
I don't think the conditions will look that bad after swapping out the purples.
>/trv/ manager is here
No manager abuse is gone but now they get the manager present buff
>>141528190
>/trv/ manager is on
WELP, see you in 6 months /a/
>fluid formation
Oh fuck no
>two red keepers
See you in Summer
>>141528193
Feeling's mutual, don't you dare lose faggot.
>red goalkeeper
>/a/ needs a win
rip
>manager was pretending to be dead
All those tests wasted.
/a/ is dead.
>all those reds
We're going to fetus aren't we
How did /int/ - /w/ match go?
PWJPお兄ちゃん、助けて
/sp/ here. Fuck /a/.
>>141528313
Safe from fetus because /int/ is terrible.
I'm really not feeling well lads.
>>141527821
Jesus christ, yeah.
Why isn't "that" coming in?
>>141528313
We can't be foetus'd.
>>141528313
We can't go to fetus anymore. /int/ is that bad.
>>141528313
Impossible. /int/ on 0 points after 3 games.
>mediocre offensive conditions
>/trv/ with goalkeepers and defenders in top conditions
save us PES magic
>>141528313
>losing so hard that /a/ loses their 3 points
At this point I wouldn't be surprised.
>>141528313
7-1 incoming
Our first time losing by 6?
>>141528328
/int/ lost 1-2
Don't worry PWJP, we'll still love you even if /a/ loses.
>>141528342
My guess is he's being held out for 65+ super subs
WHERE IS THE LIGHT
>Mauled comes back
Wew i'm glad I tested those alternate presets just in case.
>>141528342
You can't just use THAT at the start of the game, can you?
MAYBE PUT IN UMR?
>>141528424
It worked last game.
And "THAT" was blue
>>141528424
That's literally what happened last game though
It's already too hard to watch.
>>141528424
That's how we got through last time you imbecile
>>141528424
It couldn't be helped last time, and it worked.
Just end it all
6RB on kickoff abuse with a /trv/ goal
Conditions really don't matter that much.
>>141528457
You need to respect the memes.
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141528342
That is a 77 SS, doesn't fit the starting preset
>>141528473
But destiny does.
Pray for UMR
/trv/'s pitch is pretty great.
IT'S TIME
IT BEGINS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We get to die on a beach episode.
>It's an everyone goes to the beach episode
>>141527697
>every other group so far has had a team 9 point
Are we going on a summer holiday again? ;_;
;_;7
UMI DA
UMI DAAAAAAAAAAA
>it's an UMIDAAA episode
UMI-DA!
UMI DAAAAA
We are going to die.
Forever babbies.
UMI DAAAA
It's over.
OH NO
Ok
FUCK
It's already over ;_;
FUCK THIS
DEATHCOMETH
GOD DAMMIT
just end it all
Hello darkness my old friend...
>/a/
all over
DED STATUS: ULTRA DED
This brings back memories
WHO /autumn/ HERE?
fuck
Fuck me.
fuck, the rape begins
You're not going anywhere, /sp/
FUCK
H-HAYAI
Fug :DDDDD
STOP
>the rape starts right off the bat
>early conceding
UMI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
;_;
>Accelerator
>Not a jobber
Why.
Why even hope at this point.
Wow.
It's time to let go.
SUMMER HOLIDAY
>/a/
B-BAKANA
see you in 6 months fellas
>>141526645
Nice tests.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>141526645
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Thanks for dragging us down, /a/
STOP STOP STOP
Fuck
>he thought it could be different
/a/ will lose
Managers will apologize
You idiots will suck it up because they promise to do better next time
Repeat ad infinitum
>>141528471
Where can I cash in my Rigbux
W-We conceded at the start last week too
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
vector no work
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I BELIEVE AGAIN!
Fuck this game already.
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMUG
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMUG
WE GOT A GAME LADS
HOLY SHIT TOO SMUG
WE DID IT
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141526372
WE BACK
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141528682
>>141528683
Smug scored like in my tests YES
FUCK YES
top smug
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>they doubted /a/
FUG
YES
JIBUN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We've got this
We're not done yet
NOT DONE YET
REPEAT OF LAST WEEK APPROACHING
Smug anime face giving us hope, it's written in the stars.
>>141528685
You were saying?
Post your smug.
JIBUUN WOO
12 goals incomingPlease I want to get off this ride
NEVER GIVE UP
Who SMUG here?
Give me your smuggest anime face
>>141528726
You are still not coming up.
HOLD BACK THE SMUG
IT'S NOT OVER YET
WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS
JIBUN WO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what is happening here?
>>141528682
>>141528746
I'm ok with being wrong. Please God let me be wrong.
>6 minutes
>down then equalized
I'm going to have a heart attack by the end of this game aren't I?
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
BERT
>>141528816
>smug_anime_face.jpg
BASED BERT
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
>>141528625
Is Essien anime?
BERTTTTTTT MA BOIIIIII
WE'RE DOING IT
BORT DELIVERS
BORT'S HORN
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
WE GONNA DO IT BOYS
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
BERT IS A STRIKER
BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT
BERT
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
WO GOT THIS GUYS
B E R T
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
BERT
ALWAYS SCORING WHEN IT'S DIRE STRAITS
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
BEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
>>141526372
GUREN NO YUMIYA
BERT
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
IT'S HAPPENING
HE IS A TITAN!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER BERT GOAL
WE WINTER CHAMPS NOW
BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT
>smug Bert
FUCK
BERT
>tfw can't watch the stream because my internet is shit
IT'S FUCKING BERT
SCORE THOSE 3 GOALS YOU DIDN'T GET IN THE 2014 FINALS
BORT
BASED
E
R
T
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
B E R T
I NEVER DOUBTED BERT
dafuq is going on?
I'm feeling so uneasy lads.
inb4 1 v 7 really happen
>>141528910
Try setting the stream to 360p.
>>141528910
Just know that you're sacrifice is not in vain
>it's a /trv/ got too smug and the secret shonen power activated episode
YESYESYES
This is gonna be a wild ride ...
>>141528913
BERT REMEMBERS
NO NO NO NO NO NO
G E T F U C K E D
Oh it's going to be one of THOSE matches.
SHIT
What the fuck is going on
THIS FUCKING MATCH
Could I get a score update, onegai?
>PES
FUCK
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING GAME
WAKE ME UP
OH GOD
This game is going to kill me
my heart can't take this
>>141528949
You were right to.
Oh fuck, this is going to be too wild a ride for me.
WHY THIS
>PES16
>we can do it they said
FUCK
GOALFEST
Just what is going on
THE WORRY NEVER STOPS
PLEASE STOP PWJP AND ALL OF US ARE GOING TO DIE
So this is gonna be a goalfest, huh?
This shit is going to be a tie ain't it
Never fucking trust PES
W... well back to the losing end
>>141528999
2-2
back to the babbies
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER /a/
FUCK AGAIN
This is going to be a 12+ goal game, isn't it?
It's gonna be one of those game, isn't it?
I told you all tests had an average of 8-15 goals
The ride isn't over
Is this going to be another /lit/ vs /his/?
>>141529044
We progress on a draw though, don't we?
I can't believe we're almost at bump limit
>2-2 in 16 minutes
My heart hurts
please have mercy
>>141529080
Not that /int/ lost
>>141529080
Nope, victory or DEATH
VECTORS
>>141529080
No. /trv/ & /w/ goes through if we draw.
WHAT THE FUCK ACCEL
VECTORS
VECTORS
DAMN IT
>Accel pretending to be Neuer
PANIC
ACCEL YOU SHIT
A C C E L
FUCKING VECTORS
At least we know /sp/ is losing tomorrow
>/a/
STOP JOBBING YOU WHITE HAIRED ALBINO FUCK
LOSS OF HOPE
FUCK
ACCEL WHAT THE HELL
>>141529136
NEVER MIND
FUCK, JUST KILL ME ALREADY
SACK ACCEL
>>141529064
yeah but who won
we need predictions, what does this 3-2 mean
STOP
>it's only /trv/
We need accelerator images to give him our power
>Accel saves the loli then becomes a cripple.mkv
Get it together /a/
Just a friendly reminder...
>>>/sp/67583107
Please save us Bert, you're our only hope.
I'm dying
>>141529247
My one hope is that maybe, maybe we will see that damn curse finally broken.
Guys. We need to use "that".
FUCK YOU SMUG
My heart
It's time to use THAT, guys
>>141529247
/sp/ is too shortsighted to understand the power of destiny.
Same story as always, get the ball up the pitch and lose it.
WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY
Time to let go
Always giving us a little hope before taking it away
I wish we had a better manager than PWJP.
We need to use "THAT" if we want to win
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SMUG
It's time for "THAT"
Why aren't we using THAT? It's the finale!
>staying in the babbies
>2016
Shiggy diggy
It's ok, the match will end 5-3to /trv/ :^)
Regardless of the final result, this is Mugi's last cup right?
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
BANG
OHHHH SHIIIIIITTT
BEBOP
SPIIIIIKE
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SEKAI SAE MO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEBOP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
KICKOFF ABUSE
BANG
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THERE ARE NO CURSES, ONLY DESTINY
COMEBACK KID
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCORE ANOTHER
BANG
BANG
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[worried Jibuun woooo]
YESSSS!!
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANG
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaaaaaaaand back on the hope train.
This shit is costing me years of my life.
>>141529426
But our destiny is cursed.
J
I
B
U
N
W
O
Don't worry.
/trv/ will make another goal.
That sub actually worked what the fuck
THE REAL FOLK GOALS
BANG!
THIS FUCKING GAME
BERT pls
FUCKS SAKE BERT
KILL HIM BERT
>>141529471
Even if not, we're still not making it to summer
C'MON BERT
VECTORS
VECTORS
>>141529454
Look on the bright side. No need to worry about saving for retirement, we won't live that long.
Bert, calm yourself!
VECTORS
FUCK
NANI?
Can we just get rid of Cowboy Bebop already holy shit, If we can remove Kircheis we can remove him
>>141529577
No, fuck off.
Enjoy your draw weebs, you won't be hearing your shit anthem again.
We CANNOT have a tie, move your asses
>>141529594
No you fuck off. He's clearly past his prime
Fucking /sp/ keeps finding our threads
This game costs me atleast 2years
>>141529631
He literally just equalized for us. Fuck off.
COME
ON
No way we're going to win.
>>141529643
they aren't exactly subtle
>>141529643
It's almost like they are here all the time, among us
>>141529657
Just ignore him.
Time to use THAT
>>141529657
And fucked up another bazillion chances, just face reality already.
WHAT
Rigged match
>not using THAT
We're done here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>literally throwing the game by putting purples and crap in
this is bullshit.
What are these subs?
>no "that"
FUCK
FUCKING FUCK
FUCK
OVER JUSTICE JOBS AGAIN
BULLSHIT
NANI
>>141529745
You don't understand how this works, do you?
>>141529745
There were no better subs for the most worn out players.
JUST ONE MORE GOAL
Are we using "That"?
>Bert is dead
>>141529778
Change your playstyle then
JUST ONE GOAL
Panic changes, what could possibly go wrong
>>141529745
Purples aren't as lethal as they were in previous PES.
10 MINUTES
NANI?
>over the bar
KILL ME
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>Bebop
>TWO PLAYERS DEAD
>NOT SUBBED
WHAT THE FUCK
God damn it Beepboop
OVER
THE
BAR
>>141529296
Not, it's not, shut up.
>>141529864
The players literally cannot run anymore.
They are useless.
What kind of bullshit is this?
It's over
RIP
WHAT THE FUCK COPPU
>>141529888
Yes it is. Better support /jp/ tomorrow
HELP
>LOSING AGAINST MANAGERLESS TEAM
JESUS FUCK
>>141529864
NO subs left
See what I mean?
>>141529776
>>141529778
>implying the meguca sub was for any reason other then memery and the manager being shit
SUB IN THAT YOU PTSD CUNT
>>141529929
There are no subs left you dumb shit.
STOP STOP STOP
>>141529938
>>141529917
there's one left
>>141529864
>Subbing a medal
>Need to use "THAT"
>Can't
Sorry, /a/.
>Parking the bus
>>141529938
Well then something went really really wrong along the line
>>141529909
And do we have any update since 2-2?
Do we have any other manager candidates to replace PWJP? I just want someone that doesn't fall apart weeks before all matches.
>>141529966
that never works in pes16
there's hope
Quality management does it yet again.
See you in the next babbies for the same thing plus sauce.
>>141529949
Subs: 0/3
>>141529979
3-3
no hope
HONK HONK
Are you really making 5 minute long changes when this game doesn't even matter for you anymore?
PLEASE MAKE IT
Now I'm just hoping /sp/ will not advance either. If they're the one to break the Together Forever i can't even imagine the hell.
fuck
;_;
Fuck
>Conceding to a bus
Sacked
RIP
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT'S OVER
End yourself Manager
Why though?
OH FUCKING SHIT PIECE OF FUCK
rip
Accelerator a shit
Singlehandley fucked /a/ over in one motion
And we are dead.
Against a managerless team nonetheless.
Again.
Kill me
Get fucked weebs
it all comes tumbling down
we're done
Welp, and that's it.
Wow, bravo
Stop playing anytime
>ukraine wins eurovision
>now this happens
just kill me
Yeah we fucked up with the subs, fucking shit game really.
Ii tenki, desu ne
It's over. See you all in 6 months.
RIP
FUCK YOU PES
>park the bus
>still score
SACK THE MANAGER
>SACK THE MANAGER
SACK THE MANAGER
>SACK THE MANAGER
SACK THE MANAGER
>SACK THE MANAGER
SACK THE MANAGER
>SACK THE MANAGER
It's over
heh don't worry /a/ you can always support >us in the summer cup
It's over.
Epic
PWJP-kun, where are you?
>>141530059
Mauled is managing
THANKS PES
Good night, weebs.
>>141530088
changes werent still in effect
/trv/'s love is like a bus.
BUSZERKER!
>shitty performance in winter
>"d-don't sack him he'll get better"
Fuck you /a/
>>141530059
What are you talking about?
Their manager just made a bunch of changes.
>>141530059
>>Against a managerless team nonetheless.
Are you retarded?
Their manager is there
SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED SACKED
>>141530081
Sou desu ne
I don't want to go on a holiday in cambodia, /a/
>>141530119
Max was shit
PWJP was just shaky
T-minus 5 minutes till a wall of text apology from the managerteam
>Sorry we tested hard but it was not enough
>PES bullshit bla bla
>Please believe in Bitten/Firo
>We will do better
You know. The same thing they say every half a year.
>>141530077
>ukraine wins eurovision
Please don't
What a fuck shit day is this
The team just can't work with medals; our own and other teams. Ours are completely ineffective, while the defence just can't handle any other teams so they just dribble past everyone and score or find the pass to assist.
I like you manager but I'm sorry, you had too many chances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>Assume park the bus formation
>Score anyway
>>141530146
kys
>>141530154
like clockwork
It didn't even fucking matter that /int/ lost
>Winter Performance
>Meme Subs
>This shit
Straight down to Fetus we go
Why this.
Thats what you get for being smug.
Time to get rid of you.
Fuck.
SACK THE MANAGER
>/a/
>>141530192
Not my fault you didn't sub in Accel, Max
>>141530196
>Straight down to Fetus we go
/int/ has 0 points
>>141530194
If /int/ had won, we would have gone through on GD, so yes, it did.
>>141530194
Yes it did. If we only needed a draw, there wouldn't be tactical changes made which worked against us.
>>141530154
Bitten got banned due to the decision joining. He won't be back until next cup.
MAULED
Hey guys.
Can we sack the management this time.
The whole ''nice comfy trust'' thing has been going on for years and i start to think that it doesn't work as intended.
I wish you luck in Autumn.
BUT THIS TIME
JUST THIS TIME
WE'D RATHER WALK ALONE
PWJP, please fuck off. Just fuck off. You're a shit manager. "O-oh I tried s-so hard g-guys." Just fuck off.
You're a fucking nervous wreck with no managing skills. But oh no, we still need to go through your fucking tactical jeans.
Why the hell was our one red player on the bench?
"C-conditions don't matter."
You know who gets to say that? The team that wins with shit conditions. And the team that won here was the one with three reds.
>>141530194
Actually it did.
If /int/ had won we'd be through
>>141530251
DAD, DAD?
>>141530194
Yes it did.
>>141530194
We would've gone through with a loss if /int/ won.
>>141530258
As opposed to /sp/, who have done just as shit as us while sacking everyone?
Face it, we're just cursed.
>>141530250
>bitten got banned
God damn it
>I actually believed
>sacking your manager when they suck is retarded
>/sp/ are the worst fans ever
>>141530250
Okay. So they will ''step down'' and push everything on Bitten for the next babny.
Where he will fail again. So someone else can take over for him.
Again.
>>141530268
New pasta?
Now ALL we need is /sp/ to dump us and our misery will be complete
SACK MUGI DAMMIT
>>141530263
It's sad, the greatest love story ever told could come to a close.
At least remember us with love.
A good try, PWJP.
But good tries aren't going to get us back into a major cup.
>>141530297
Unless /jp/ displays some hithero-unknown level of competence, that curse is going to be broken tomorrow.
>>141530250
>Bitten got banned due to the decision joining.
WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH AN /sp/ DECISION ANYWAY
EVEN THE DRUNKEN """""""MASTER"""""""
GODDAMN, ARE THERE ONLY RETARDS AROUND
So it looks like not even double Accel can prevent PESing.
Someone please help us. Anyone.
>>141530268
That is a SS the only open position was a CMF
Unless you wanted to sub off a Gold
>>141530268
>Why the hell was our one red player on the bench?
Formations mate, UMR was AMF
>>141530268
>Why the hell was our one red player on the bench?
We'd have to sub off a medal to let UMR play
>>141530331
He got drunk and joined for a laugh. Lear banned him.
/a/ management, I just want you to know you did literally everything you could to fuck this up in livemanaging. Absolutely everything.
>>141530297
>/sp/ sack their manager after every game that wasn't a 5:0 win or more
>/a/ never sacks anyone
Maybe we should go for the middle ground?
>>141530318
This shit "curse" is going on my nerves since forever, if this meme finally dies, at least something good will have come from this.
Thanks for all the hard work PWJP
It might be time to step down
>>141530314
I suggest you check how long we've had this manager before shitposting, /sp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>>141530250
That's the only good thing that comes from that. Even if we had won, bitten wouldn't have been able to manage the team in Summer.
>>141530244
If we keep PWJP there's only the road to Fetus left for us
>>141530330
A /jp/ win preserves it though, right?
I believe.
>>141530297
>As opposed to /sp/, who have done just as shit as us while sacking everyone?
Except /sp/ will go through tomorrow since it's motherfucking /jp/.
>>141530358
We need /jp/ now
Put me in coach, I will make /a/ great again.
>we have to wait half a year to watch them play again
Just fucking kill me.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>141530318
You're welcome to support us in Summer laAssuming the bullshit curse doesn't kick in
>>141530094
>implying we are not going to get btfo and sent to the fetus
SACK THE MANAGER
SACK ACCELERATOR
>>141530399
Who are you?
/a/ decision tournament when?
Reminder that PWJP was stepping out anyway.
You're killing me /a/
>>141530347
>>141530350
Or say fuck it and go 4-2-4.
>>141530401
>we have to wait half a year to watch them lose again
fixed that for you
FUCK
>>141530094
/jp/'s going to send you to the Fetus
Ok I am fucking upset right now
See you in 6 months
>>141530411
We're stuck in the baby and now our husbando leaves us, what the fuck is even the point
>>141530429
Ah, that explains why the tactics were even worse than before.
Alright, we're all sick of this shit, but do we actually have a willing replacement?
>>141530340
Two Accels means that Accel is always on the bench. We all know what happens when you bench Accel.
>>141530385
Yes, /jp/ winning would preserve it. But /jp/'s track record is less than fantastic.
>>141530437
Did you consider that that formation didn't work against /trv/'s PES blessings?
Free me of this pain.
>PWJP
I am surprised this board was able to stand him for that long.
Everywhere else they would have sacked him midseason. I would rather let Nor/mlp/erson manage again and that guy quit midgame.
And let me just say this again: two Accelerators was the fucking dumbest idea ever. All of the people who voted for that should kill themselves.
I'd just like to give my 2 cents.
The tactics for the /trv/ match was right for the most part.
It's just that the Team composition was shit.
There was a lot of wasted positions that could've have been used to get better conditioned players.
The AMFs were a waste of space desu.
>>141530504
>/a/
Nice try /sp/
>>141530504
Not that you're wrong, but most of that is one guy.
>>141530421
Me on the left, /a/'s 4CC team on the right.
That's all you need to know lad.
At least /sp/ still hasn't won a Classico yet in official cup.
>>141530479
/a/ has a bunch of testers , but in reality nobody from /a/ really cares enough about the team to step up and just complain.
>/a/ is as toxic as /sp/
There are no excuses for this. We did literally everything we could, but once again it's apparent I'm a loser that is not cut out at all to manage this team, or any for that matter. I should've just quit after Winter. Maybe would've saved you all this embarrassing display.
If you want to step up to manage /a/, contact one of us on Skype.
I do not blame you for wanting my head right now. You have every right to. If /sp/ goes through tomorrow I don't even think I'll have the strength to show my face around here ever again.
I have nothing else to say. I'm a broken record of a moron who can only say "I'm sorry". Especially to Firo, Bitten and our new testers, who saw all of their efforts wasted.
Goodbye.
>>141530479
>do we actually have a willing replacement?
Of course not
The next guy will be even worse
Canadafag, Norml, the current council
We need Firo back, accept no substitutes
>>141530504
>literally one guy spamming it
But shit I have to lie down for a while
>>141530553
Yeah true and plus avoided fetus. Still hope /sp/ fucks up
Death is almost looking like a pleasant change these days.
>>141530550
>That's all you need to know lad.
No it isn't. You're not a dirty merc are you?
>>141530570
See you in a happier life
>>141530570
Thanks for all the hard work, shame about the result
>>141530482
But being on the bench is what Accel Spammer does best. Not even his proxy spam could help us this time.
>>141530399
An will only make the curse even worse
>>141530386
>it's only /jp/
>>141530598
Does it matter at this point?
>>141530570
See you Space Cowboy
>>141530570
end urself
>>141530570
Goodbye forever
>>141530525
It's likely that your better conditioned players then would've been manlets or something. I think /a/s tactics were sound, but they didn't have enough offense and had to resort to inaccurate longballs too often.
>>141530629
>>it's only /jp/
Did you see their last game? Holy fucking shit that was bad.
>>141530570
I just wonder why you didn't put in UMR and THAT.
>>141530570
Thank you for your efforts
>>141530522
Bebop and Accell should be our only safe players, along with the pink kit, the Red Ambassadress and Colors. Everyone else should be sackable. Mugis got away with being shit for too long because shes been here for so long. Bert does deliver in the big games but the team shouldn't be in a position where every game turns into a big game.
>>141530570
Thanks for the half-yearly dose doc
>>141530386
>since it's motherfucking /jp/.
Oh /sp/
>>141530566
Where has being a forgiving hugbox gotten us?
>>141530570
You're a good lad PWJP, but you're just not cut out for this.
>>141530566
Have you been to /sp/? This is tame as fuck compared to them
>>141530570
You're clearly very passionate about the team and I greatly appreciate it. If only passion alone were enough. Thanks for everything you're done.
>>141530570
Tough luck m8
>>141530570
>If /sp/ goes through tomorrow
If they do, I will at least find solace in that curse finally being broken and /a/ finally being free. I never understood why people actually celebrated this.
>>141530655
UMR is an AMF / That is a SS
Only non medal position up the field available is a CMF
>>141530570
Bye bye. Thanks for everything.
>>141530550
>lad
Fuck off.
>>141530570
Normally I'd be supportive, but right now I can only say kill yourself. Better luck next life.
>>141530566
Babby tournaments are an acid
We're dying
>>141530570
Can we sack Mugi now?
>>141530635
Well yeah, what if he's some /sp/ asshole that wants to get us fetus'd next time.
>>141530566
Nice try /sp/
>>141530570
Thank you for trying,
>>141530570
KYS
>>141530570
You're a good friend, but friends are not necessarily cut out for every job.
Goodbye lad
>>141530570
Please don't kill yourself, dude. It hurts like fuck, but there's more to life than this.
>>141530570
Thanks for everything and don't to be so depressed over memeball.
>/sp/ going through
>Bert scored to give a lead
Can't blame him at least. Fuck mugi
>>141530720
He has literally managed /a/ before
>>141530693
If we can't sub them, then why have subs for them at all?
It's better to just set them to other positions and get more good arrows.
>>141530692
>I never understood why people actually celebrated this.
Because this sort of fated romance is the bread and butter of the maiden in love that make up most of the /a /population.
>>141530570
You're not a bad person.
Just a bad manager.
>>141530718
Hell, just demote her from being a Silver. We need new blood in the medal positions.
>>141530570
>There are no excuses for this
Sadly you are so retarded that only noticed this now, after ANOTHER failure
I've been telling you this since when you started, you are shit, your newfriends who you ask to defend you here are also retarded and I'm glad you are getting out.
>>141530598
I've been an /a/ fan all my life, since I was a child. I've grown up now and am ready to take up the reigns to lead us to another title.
>>141530629
Curses are made to be broken.
>>141530699
Rude.
>/jp/ will play matchmaker for /a/
heh
>>141530570
testing;_;
>>141530764
He has? Then who the hell is he? Forgive me for not having every tripcode memorized.
>>141530570
except for long ball on the first day I think you did okay. All I can say is thanks for the effort, you obviously cared a lot but that's not always enough
God, you only one manager who isn't a complete fuck-up
>not using reds
>wasting good subs
>not even attempting to fix the defense which was the thing that killed the game
Thats basic stuff. Not advanced PES magic.
>>141530570
We're angry, but I'm sure most of us objectively know that you cared for this board and its team and did your best, even if it wasn't enough.
There's more to life than virtual Divegrass, and I'm sure there are better things out there for you.
>>141530570
Thanks for trying, man.
>>141530570
Thanks mate
I can't say I'm happy but I guess it can't be helped, good luck in the future
>qualifying with a negative goal difference
Truly, this is the darkest timeline.
>>141530570
You had the passion, probably not the skill. It was a wild ride, I didn't enjoy it all the time, but for what it's worth, it was exciting.
>>141530621
>hard work
so, none?
thanks for being awful and wasting months on this?
thanks!
>>141530814
have I been rused by PWJP of all people
>>141530570
>We did literally everything we could
Except sub in players that weren't in shit conditions.
>>141530829
>Subbing a gold to get the red on
>>141530570
You genuinely cared, we can tell
But power of friendship, contrary to Fairy Tail's message, isn't always enough.
Love you, but you're simply not a good manager.
>>141530861
you're next, /sp/
Sack Accelerator too. Shitty character and GK, it's time for him to go.
>>141530807
Pick it up, then.
It's obvious you watch anime so at least you're not an outsider.
>>141530874
A gold that can't walk anymore is a useless gold.
It doesn't matter how good his stats are if he can't use them.
>>141530800
I agree. Team needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.
>>141530900
Get fucked, we are finally leaving you behind.
>>141530570
kys
>>141530816
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2014_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_E
>>141530807
Well fuck it, contact PWJP and ask to replace him then.
>>141530814
Who
>>141530916
P-please don't, we really do love you ;_;
>>141530812
Imouto here, we'll (for once) do our job and channel all of our spirit into /n/ so the curse is brokenby throwing /sp/ into fetus.
>>141530570
Thank you for everything.
>>141530900
Get fucked, newfriend defending your shit manager.
I've been here longer than you. Thanks for wasting /a/'s time, by the way.
>>141530942
No we don't. We don't want to suffer alone.
>>141530814
>>141530867
>Thinking we don't know how to read tripcodes, you fucking phonies.
>>141530949
>throwing /sp/ into fetus.
Isn't that pretty much impossible with the current 0-pointer in the group?
>>141530949
I believe
>>141530807
Norml if you want to rejoin the staff, I support it. The new testers aren't ready to takeover and I won't have enough time to do much more than aesthetics.
>>141530570
Thanks for your effort.
Being a failure is the default state of /a/, there were a load of other managers that didn't get us out of babbies. Don't beat yourself over this.
>>141530962
>I've been here longer than you.
keep telling yourself that, kiddo
PWJP is dead.
Long live PWJP!
>>141530814
you are shit and really bad at this
thanks for sacking yourself
if only you had listened earlier
>/m/ has the chance to do better than /a/ this Cup
I came here to laugh at you.
>>141530979
/n/ and /jp/ need to win high
>>141530979
If both /n/ and /jp/ beat the shit out of their opponents, it's still possible.
>>141530979
Basically. /sp/ would have to lose by 3 goals, /n/ would have to win by 3 goals.
>>141530989
>let norml back in
No
>weebs
Get fucking wrecked you paedo cunts.
But seriously, I don't often hunt down other team's threads, but your manager is a good lad. Invest in him and you'll reap the benefits.
>>141530978
PWJP leaked the first trip in the /vg/ thread
Apparently not the right one though
>>141530942
>loving /sp/
Ugh, disgusting.
>>141531028
>If [...] /n/ [...] beat[s] the shit out of their opponent
This is the issue here.
>>141530570
Don't worry man. At least, /a/ went out fighting today.
>>141531040
That's your only option.
The testers don't have enough experience to take over and bitten is banned.
>>141530570
It's ok, it was a good game we might as well have won under slightly different circumstances. Shame it didn't all work out in the end, but thank you for doing your best.
Also, there's still /w/ to root for.
>going from PWJP back to Norml
Why does /a/ hate itself so much?
Do you want to be eternal babby?
>>141530774
Felt more like Stockholm Syndrome. I want to finally be able to root against /sp/ without automatically rooting against my own side. Let them win tomorrow and then be over with it.
>>141531045
>>141530906
I agree. The team itself has too much negative karma/superstitions to it now. /a/ needs to be rebuilt from scratch, and even though we have had some of these players for almost 5 years, I personally very much dislike all the shit surrounding every player.
>>141530934
Will do, also looking to contact Lear.
>>141530989
Check Skype in a bit, I'll keep you updated.
>>141530989
Don't let the guy who left mid-match back on the team you stupid faggot. He can't be trusted anymore.
>>141531063
/sp/ will carry us
>>141530962
>I've been here longer than you
Anyone who says this is hilariously new by default.
>>141531050
>wanting to be NTR'd and turn into a wandering, homeless slut
Don't.
>>141531045
>your manager is a good lad.
Yes
>Invest in him and you'll reap the benefits.
No
>>141531045
>park bus
>run /a/ over while maneuvering
Teach us your ways
>>141531063
We just need someone new that isn't 100% retarded and favors shitty animemes over performance
>>141531091
Okay. so Bochum is going to manage /a/?
>>141531045
>Invest in him and you'll reap the benefits
>>>/vg/142197089
Bamboozled
>>141531063
>>141531114
If I can 9 point, anyone can. All you need is to believe.
>>141530989
/a/ may be short on people, but I really don't think that it's right to pass on leadership to somebody who deserted his team before the match he managed was even over.
PWJP was not a good manager, but he was at least a good person who kept on going after he was relegated. I don't think /a/ needs somebody who is the very opposite.
>>141530818
>not remembering when Kaiji was on the /a/ team and got kicked off due to his own-goal fails.
>>141531045
Just because you won doesn't make you magically right in everything, and doesn't mean you're welcome. Get out.
>>141531147
>All you need is to believe.
WELL APPARENTLY NOT, YOU RETARDED SHITTER
>>141530479
>>141530563
>>141530570
You'd need someone who has experience with PES already. I would give it a shot but I haven't even played the game so I would be absolute shit, most likely.
How many people legitimately play PES on this board at the level to be manager?
>>141530566
>/a/ is /sp/
>>141531147
>wanting the guy back who quit while the game was still on
>wanting the guy back that everyone wanted to ban forever from all cups
>>141531147
PWJP believed and that clearly didn't fucking work.
>>141531147
>All you need is to believe.
And get in the same group as fucking /cm/ and a new team. The only one I'll give you is /o/, since /o/ is a real team.
>>141531011
yeah yeah newfriend, keep defending your fav manager on internet.
We should sack everyone and have a tournament to decide who manages us next
t. lifelong /a/ fan
>>141531086
>/a/ needs to be rebuilt from scratch
This is the guy our, now manager, is trying to let BACK on the team. We're fucked beyond belief. I don't even think I can watch next cup.
>>141531083
>Felt more like Stockholm Syndrome
Because you don't have the heart of a maiden. Ah, the lovers separated by fate who can't be together but can't leave each other.
Bring back Firo.
>>141531200
I prayed for that group, what did you filthy heathens do?
>>141531205
>wanting a fucking merc
>>141530916
I remember how often you dragged us down, please win tomorrow and then get fucked for the rest of eternity.
>>141531224
>tfw Firo just surviving due to reality crashing down
Never thought I'd say this but I miss Gorespammer.
Guys, thanks for your kind words. Really. I don't deserve them at all.
>>141531045
Thanks mate, but I legit cannot keep this up anymore. It's killing me inside. I'd have retired even if we won.Also what the HELL did you do to create that team? Do you have any idea how crazy testing was?
I hope /sp/ wins tomorrow.
I just want to see that fucking meme die.
>>141531263
Good times.
>>141531234
Right now our option is a completely new guy (who could well be a merc) and a deserter. If /a/ is a home board to him and he's a good manager I'll take a merc anyday.
Reminder that /a/ always sucked cocks ignoring for the first cup which was RNG madness pure.
Firo was never good
Bitten was never good.
Or anyone else who ever managed the team.
They all couldn't save /a/ or repeat the greatness.
>>141531229
>what did you filthy heathens do?
Pick the wrong manager and vote the same player in literally twice.
>>141531294
>Reminder that /a/ always sucked cocks ignoring for the first cup which was RNG madness pure.
And should have been won by us if /a/ didn't cheat.
>>141531271
Nah, wish that /sp/ gets rekt and thrown into fetus.
That would kill the curse as well.
>>141531294
Firo got so fucking close to repeating it. Though ironic the team that stopped us is the one that stopped us advancing to summer.
>>141531294
Clearly the only option left isno manager abuse
>>141531294
>Firo was never good
COME FIGHT ME FAGGOT
WINTER 2014 IS THE ONLY REASON I KEEP WATCHING THIS RETARDED MESS OF A CUP
>>141531095
>implying
I can't stand them, but the only thing worse than the curse continuing is it ending with /sp/ qualifying.
>>141531294
>Reminder that /a/ always sucked cocks ignoring for the first cup which was RNG madness pure.
We stayed in the elite cups for the longest time. It wasn't just luck.
But that time is long gone.
>>141531287
>If /a/ is a home board to him
Than he wouldn't be a merc.
With a tournament you just get /4ccg/ filth
>>141531147
>All you need is to believe.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say PWJP was probably one of the managers who cared the most, he was just too shit skill-wise. Believing isn't everything.
>>141531268
You're a good person but you're not good enough. Stay /a/non, but you can't be a manager. You're just not cut for it.
>>141531294
>Bitten was never good.
He got silver in an elite cup. That's close to as good as you can get. It's better than /sp/ has done without rigging it by being 10 of the teams.
>>141530570
you fucked up with us again
kys
>>141531268
As ridiculous as taking advice from someone on 4chan may sound, I think you shouldn't beat yourself up over stuff. When you fail at something just work hard on improving yourself instead of self loathing.
>>141531294
Now the revolution begins with us. We sack ALL managers and bring back GermnaBro. Only then can the cup be great again.
>>141531331
They'd have to get absolutely hammered to get fetus'd, which I don't see happening.
I'd rather root for them to win.
>>141531368
>It's better than /sp/ has done without rigging it by being 10 of the teams.
Mentally ill AB/sp/
I don't know shit about PES or how the process of testing works, but what's stopping you guys from automating the process?
>>141531400
You good with programming?
I would like to help /a/ in the future and have a full three years of experience on PES
Where do I sign up?
Why do accelerator threads reach bump limit while the "do you like football anime, /a/?" threads get deleted on sight?
>>141531400
If I cared enough to buy PES, I could set up some crazy automation shit.
But alas, I work full time and don't really have the time to commit to virtual divegrass.
>>141531398
Dragonfag, please go.
>>141531420
Literally who?
>>141530989
>letting norml back in
>>141531398
Moshi moshi, is this Dragonfaggu?
>>141531420
By talking to lear. Fuck it. Take what we can.
>>141531423
>tfw Bert is safe again for giving us the lead briefly
>>141531365
>>141531193
>>141531188
>>141531180
When I said believe I also meant get good
>>141531400
Because that attitude gets you to 200 tests and still losing all your games. You need to have an eye for the game an a knowledge of how PES works.
Test
We can only pray for our daughteru now.
Go /jp/ ~
>>141531350
That's what I'm saying. /sp/ means to leave us and go to the Elites without us.
Gundam = /a/
Facepalming Tenko = /a/ fans
I am actually amused by this. Looks like together forever will be broken.
>>141531483
>>141531452
I am not Dragonfag but he did nothing wrong
>>141531420
Smugleaf please go
>>141531416
I have a decent amount of experience reverse engineering games and whatnot, so I'd probably be capable of automating at least some part of it.
>>141531420
>anime panty.png
I have zero confidence in you.
>>141531432
These threads aren't usually allowed and the must mods caught on to Christiano Ronaldo-samachan.
>>141531500
>!!DF
SAVE OUR SOULS
>>141531505
Goddammit Tenko stop jinxing /jp/
>>141531268
rememebr m8 at the end of the day, its just internet meme ball
>>141531420
Smugleaf please
>>141531505
Hit me up with the strongest drink mix you've got. Then be my second in sudoku.
>>141531529
Then hit it up and talk to pwjp
>>141531219
There's too much fucking shit going on with the names. 2 Accels, Bert being a medal because his card setups/positions allowed him to perform historically, all kinds of shit. I do believe some of the players should stay around sure, but we definitely need to consider board culture/relevant things over 4CC-core shit.
>>141531287
I believe in second chances and so should you anon. I deeply regret RQ-ing the /ck/ game at the last 10 minutes and realize the negative repercussions of the following matches due to leaving CFag in charge. I would prefer having another shot at leading my home board for greatness, and the fans giving me the opportunity is all I ask for. If I fail to perform to the boards expectations by the end of the tournament I will gladly step down at their request.
>>141531505
Fuck off Tenko you sexy beast.
We need accelspammer
If the management really lets Norml back in control its over.
A team of multiple newfags is more reliable than that quitter and shitter.
Why does a team with so many fans have a shit manager? How do teams of boards with less than 10 fans go through while this one can't do shit?
You'd think that there would be someone among the 120 posting in this thread could be competent.
A-at least our cousin made it through, right?
>>141530949
Ganbarre
>>141531505
How is /jp/ supposed to be good if you don't believe in them?
Hello how do I become manager
>>141531587
Because meme manager oldboys.
>>141531587
The competent ones have jobs and lifes
>>141531420
>anime panty
>not even a number to differentiate
I don't believe you. Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
>>141531571
No
Fuck off
>>141531587
Because like for all boards there is some sort of council in charge that needs to approve of you.
And those guys usually don't make good decisions.
Like here where they want Norml back now.
>>141531565
Sure, is 88% chili absynth with wine to flush it down okay?
>>141531571
You have my blessing.
>>141531571
You literally managed /mlp/ at one point
Let that sink in
You should be IP banned on /a/ for all intents and purposes
>>141531601
/jp/ is a master of giving everyone hope, then ruining absolutely everything.Hopefully they'll give /sp/ hope by being shit and then PES their way into the elite.
>>141531637
>Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
The harbinger of /mlp/
>>141531571
>Hey guys, let me throw next season away. Pretty please?
Fuck off.
>>141531571
Get the fuck out.
>Norml wanting back in
FUCK
OFF
NOT
AGAIN
>>141531587
Because the teams that have no fans are run by mercs have more experience with PES.
>>141530693
The /int/ game THAT was subbed on. Notably, that was a game /a/ actually won.
>>141531571
I believe in second chances, not third ones. Managing /a/ WAS your second chance given your stint at /c/.
More importantly, if /sp/ does escape the babbies, the stakes are far too high to give you of all people a second chance.
>/a/ is out
>/h/ will soon be out
Well guess going to be missing Summer in viewing.
>>141531271
Same here, and probably the only time I will root for /sp/, just in order to never have to do that again.
>>141531664
If that exists then yeah.I'll tell you if Gensokyo is pleasant.
So can we start considering new players for the team? That's the only nice thing I can think of right now.
>>141531571
Kill yourself. No.
>>141531667
And you should be forced to wear a sign saying "I got myself banned by being a retarded cunt" 24/7
We should just use 11 "that"s.
>>141531781
If we really are going to go with a complete, overdue overhaul, then it doesn't make much sense to do it 6mo before the next cup.
>>141531674
I was a retard underage who picked up the first team that 4ccg told me to pick up 3 years ago. I was literally unaware of "testers" or anything at the time, and Bitten already was in charge of /a/.
I've already been getting things ready for the future tournaments and currently in talks with the commissioner for 4CC rule changes and AI patches to fix the current state of the game.
>>141531781
Fix the retarded management before you remove memenames to replace them with memenames that you like more.
Debating dumb characters that don't mean shit is the least important thing to discuss right now.
>>141531739
And ultimately, having Bert and Mugi gassed with no option for substitution really killed the last few minutes.
>>141531781
Let's be real for a moment, the players are purely aesthetic, changing their name and what they look like won't solve anything if it's the tactics that are the real problem.
>>141530989
Seriously, listen to the board and make a poll, ask the fans whether they want norml back in a leadership position on /a/ before you just let it happen. I guarantee you most of /a/ will not be okay with it.
And if they are, you and he will both have the mandate to pass the torch to him.
>>141531781
/a/ won't be playing again until late October and polls won''t be until a little before. No point. We have to wait and see what dank new memes summer brings.
>>141531778
http://de.pluspedia.org/wiki/Kehlenschneider
Sure it does.
>>141531505
>Desecrating the holy monument of /m/
>>141531739
The /int/ game had a completely different formation. Which when run against /trv/ had so many losses that the whole formation had to be reworked.
But yes i'll definitely agree that having no sub options screwed everything up.
>>141531505
Are you ready to join Doogie after /sp/ FINDS A WAY again?
>>141531739
The formation in that game had OPM joining the attack, so "That" getting in instead of him was fucking brilliant and thank you PWJP for cockblocking OPMfags
The formation this time was something closer to the standard, which resulted in two dead medals that couldn't be subbed off because, well, medals (although I have no idea how medals really work).
>>141531778
Please don't actually kill yourself.
>Nrml as manager
>again
I swear to god if you retarded cunts allow this to happen I'm fucking done supporting this team
>>141531821
Wow that's great keep that up and shut the fuck up. You have no place as a leader, it's been shown already, no one here wants you
>>141531821
Eh, I'd be willing to give you another chance, but I don't think most of the fans will be won over.
>>141531570
I'll consider it, but before that I'd like to mess with the game a bit first. If I commit myself to it, I'd like to have at least some sort of proof of concept to present.
Can a tester give me a quick rundown of how the process of testing works? Also, does management use IRC at all, or is it all Skype?
>>141531781
Prob get new players for the new season that got to wait through.
>>141526645
Thanks PES
>>141531821
No, go away
>>141531821
>!!RtXz19Um9h
stopped reading there
Being part of the manager circlejerk is not really a good argument
>>141531889
Medals are just buffed players with great stats.
But those stats are useless if the player can't run anymore with the stamina being zero.
>>141531883
>After /sp/ rigs a way again
Fixed that for you, Dragonfag.
>>141531848
It does matter.
Because in this match, we were limited in our subs because we had two medals up front - we had a peak condition SS but couldn't out him on because it would mean taking off a medal.
Medals are generally given by "cultural importance" so in that regards names matter.
>>141531502
And I only was saying that I despise /sp/.
/vp/ manager here, condolences desu. I don't really think I could say anything anyway to sway any of you who are either commiserating with PWJP or calling for his head, but sorry anyway. Here's to good luck for /a/ where they're going next.
>>141531778
Please don't die, at least you tried. That much effort is a lot more than most managers ever put in.
You can always come root for /sp/. Don't tell me you're some kind of fags that don't browse both boards, anons.
>>141531821
>I was a retard underage
>3 years ago
You might be older, but you aren't any wiser. You shouldn't even be on this site, let alone this board.
>>141531938
How about you fuck off?
If Norml comes back i will just full support /m/ in everything and stop giving a shit about /a/.
I am not masochistic enough to go through that again.
>>141531853
Summer friendlies famalam
>nrml AGAIN
Even PWJP repeat would be better, he at least fucking cares unlike nrml's quitter ass
>>141531964
Only for /f1/.
>>141531922
>Being part of the manager circlejerk is not really a good argument
This
It's literally the worst argument. Manager circlejerk bullshit is the worst part about this whole event
>>141531938
Good luck in summer, I really like your victory anthem.
>>141531778
Stay with us to shit on the next manager :^)
>>141531883
I predicted this outcome weeks ago. So I'm not devastated. I'm more mad at /n/ becoming the /m/ or /co/.
>>141531864
The desecration is the awful gundam cafe nearby. Terrible overexpensive coffee.
>>141531778
please kill yourself and your newfriends who defend you here
>>141531934
Medals have higher stats than regular players, so subbing off a medal is always a bad idea. It doesn't matter what the medal is named, it will always be better than the non medal. So no, the name doesn't matter.
>>141532025
>newfriends
t. nrml supporter fuck off forever
>>141531989
Exactly.
PWJP might not be the greatest manager but atleast he would never quit during halftime and say fuck it while demanding the next manager seat somewhere else.
>Norml is good because he wants to help!
Nah he is just there for the attention.
>>141531989
Seriously. Even Canadafag was loyal to his board until he was ejected, retarded and misguided as he was.
>>141531973
It's not as if anyone but people from /4ccg/ watch friendlies.
>>141532043
Kill yourself, cancer. You are not welcome here.
>>141532000
This
It's been getting so bad over the years, it's almost silly
These don't sub off medals and only sub fullbacks memes need to stop
>>141532036
You didn't get my point.
Big names get medals.
If your big names play too much the same positions, you're limited in your formations and subs - just like what happened this game.
>>141531778
You did your job, even if it didn't work out in the end.
If you feel you did everything you could, then there is nothing to be really ashamed of.
I hope /a/ gets back in there under new management.
I do feel the roster needs a rework from the ground up.
Get rid of the 4CCcore stuff.
I will keep /a/'s honour in tact and make sure Nomo doesn't get in charge
You have my trust
>>141531821
>I was a retard underage who picked up the first team that 4ccg told me to pick up 3 years ago.
So you're a disloyal fuck that doesn't actually care about any of the boards.
>>141531898
>>141531965
Holding a grudge for 2 years isn't really a wise thing to do either is it? I have a better understanding of the game now, I'm much more collected when it comes to managing, and I fucking love /a/. I just want one more shot at it because I want to try to be useful and help the team I care the most about.
>>141532018
>/n/ becoming the /m/ or /co/
That's because they're a fun team that even has a new anthem every game. The only reason /f/ is still elite is because Sou is fighting fate itself as hard as he can.
>>141532036
>>141532097
Well our medals were basically dead on the ground by the end so in that respect I'd say a nonmedal who could run is better than a dead medal.
>>141532050
>quit during halftime and say fuck it while demanding the next manager seat somewhere else
He actually did that?
we need someone who's not from the circlejerk and who still haven't been a manager
>>141532018
The only reason to visit the cafe is exclusive goods or to snag one of the mugs.
>>141532100
Hey, image swap bug, fist time that's happened to me.
Maybe it's a sign I need to watch that show.
>>141532111
GO AWAY
jesus m8 you're done around here, be a merc for some other team
>People wonder why no good new manager ever show up with the establishment only approving of old circlejerkers like Norml
>>141531907
Managing is all done through IRC besides watching the rigcam on Skype.
>>141532143
It's pretty good.
>>141532111
No horsefuckers allowed.
>>141532154
>Skype
Skype will be ditched the very first minute Discord gets video.
>>141532111
You can be useful and help the team on the sidelines. You had your chance. You blew it. You very obviously are only here for another shot at getting your dick sucked and it's not going to fucking happen, give it up.
>>141532111
If you wanted to help a team you care about why the fuck did you toss out at midgame? Who would give you a second chance after that shitshow, anime isn't real no matter how much we meme no MC is around to root for you
>>141532111
kill yourself and no one likes you
>>141532111
The sad thing is, as long as he's part of the circlejerk, there is a legitimate chance that he becomes manager
>>141532111
You managed /c/ and /mlp/ before
You are a fucking merc.
If you want to prove yourself just take over some no manager team for fetus.
>>141532143
Marqod pls, you have your own teams fate to worry about. I can't lose both my favourites, /tg/ has to pull through somehow.
>>141532134
I'm not from the circlejerk and have never been a manager before.
>>141532111
Mate I forgive you for what happened in Autumn and if you want to test/do aesthetics with Max you're more than welcome to but you really shouldn't be a manager for the team again.
At least /sp/ will stay down as well
>1000 posts
wew
>>141532111
Yeah no, you can advise behind the lines if you feel like it. Since you care so much and aren't in it for the attention, that should be fine right?
>>141532109
I mean, at the time I just wanted to see what managing a team was like.
>>141531852
I don't think it's the best option, but otherwise we need someone completely new to step up.
>>141532233
Don't give him the little finger, nerd
I'm shitposting in a sadness thread!
>>141532236
>At least /sp/ will stay down as well
Not with /jp/'s track record.
>>141532111
Do you think this is some kind of confessional booth where you get to confess your sins to a priest and then they're forgiven? Criminal records aren't forgotten.
If you're so devoted to the board and willing to contribute your time, be a tester instead.
>>141532233
Fuck off already
>>141531505
Saved for my collection of semi-rare Tenkos
I don't what's worse about Nrml, that he literally quit during a match, or that he merc'd his ass to the ponies.
>>141532265
Fuck off, fatty.
- Hamu
>>141532249
>I mean, at the time I just wanted to see what managing a team was like.
>I just wanted to try it and get in a leadership position
Literally fucking bullshit, you really shouldn't have said that if you wanted to have a chance expressible using real numbers
If you want to help you can advise and test or some shit
>>141532233
>>141532244
Well that's fine and well, I'll gladly test for the team again. Regarding manager though, unless someone new REALLY wants to step up and is confident enough, it should be PWJP/Max again since they're the only ones in the current squad who have experience with the game.
It's not too late to start supporting /v/ in your team's place, /a/.
>>141532244
Expected, actually
We were fucked up by that retarded manager again
>>141532265
I love you!
>we'll never be good again.
>>141532233
You could just quietly die and be somewhat fondly remembered, but keep talking, and you'll end up getting the same treatment as the traitor you're defending.
>>141532343
BUT FIRST
>>141532341
"always do the opposite of what Norml says" may as well be a doctrine
>>141532251
>If you don't find some sheep for us to sacrifice we will just go for Judas again
God you are evil.
>>141532341
Read all the replies again, nerd.
No one likes you, no one wants you as manager.
>>141532341
>regarding manager it has to be someone who's a part of my circlejerk!
Fuck you, plenty of people are experienced with the game. Your entire point is retarded. A new manager means a NEW manager
>>141532343
/w/ is still alive, and there's always /u/ in summer.
>>141532343
I would, but first /v/ would need to not be an awful board.
Fine /a/ if nobody else can do it then I will fucking do it. I don't even know anything about PES or can play the game but I can pretend to be absent for no manager abuse at least.
>>141532341
>that reaction image
You're trying to tick us off right
If you're just testing, that's fine. Testers should always be welcome.
PWJP is stepping down, he said it himself. Max ain't doing shit anyway.
>>141532355
Is it ared cardlove?
>>141532419
>tfw two of my three top teams can't get out of babby, one just got sent to fetus
Suffering. Though I'll probably lose interest in one of them if they ever drop my waifu as a striker. I'm petty like that.
>>141532341
>Regarding manager though, unless someone new REALLY wants to step up and is confident enough, it should be PWJP/Max again since they're the only ones in the current squad who have experience with the game.
Why does it need to be in the current squad
Is either MaxPiston or PWJP you or something?
Just go for the /m/ route and form a council instead of letting one guy alone carry the entire live manage responsiblity if you are all too pussy to take responsiblity.
>>141532434
I got a good feeling about this guy
>>141532511
>councils
Not even once.
>>141532403
That's literally not the point I was making, so let me reword it for you.
It would be better if someone who has had hands on with the game previously or has had time with it prior to the actual fucking cup was in position to lead the team. I would prefer if another one of our couple testers stepped up to give it a shot. If someone from this thread would like to try, by all means go ahead but you should really get the game and get in contact with the rest of the staff immediately.
>>141532488
My favorite teams/home boards are /his/, /int/ and /a/, so I'm in a slightly worse position than you are. These next 6 months are dead to me.
BECOME MEGUCA!!
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>>141532511
That hasn't exactly worked for /m/.
>>141532549
but they're all special
Not the good kind of special, mind you
>>141532154
Thanks, but I was referring to everyone involved with the team, not just the manager himself. I'm just asking since I avoid Skype at all costs and would rather just drop by IRC if I decide to get involved.
Again, could someone just give me the gist of what testing is? Is it just a matter of being given an export, let them play, and then report results? Perhaps also do manager stuff if certain conditions meet and so on?
>>141532566
/m/ is on the way out of babbies atleast.
>>141532511
>Just go for the /m/ route
I have multiple doubts.
>>141532434
This man
Right here
Let him manage
>>141532511
>Just go for the /m/ route
You must realize how horrible this advice sounds, right?
>>141532511
norml headed the the last /a/ council in autumn 2014. Two people disappeared, one of them was norml and the last one was Canadafag so that pretty much says it all.
>>141532511
/m/ is fucked though.
>>141532528
Anybody but Norml. He has my vote
>>141532598
>>141532590
/m/ is an elevator team.
That is one level above /a/'s eternal babies tier.
>>141532582
After spending how much time in shit?
>>141532582
Yeah this time they are, but look at their overall record since the council took charge. I don't want to wait years for /a/ to be good again.
>>141532592
>He turns out to be the manager of Leicester after a side hobby
>>141532637
>/a/'s eternal babies tier.
I'd like to remind you that /a/ was actually in the last elite cup.
>>141531697
Pretty much anyone you pick will be throwing it away unless they actually know what they're doing or have an actually good manager sockpuppet them like /u/ and /v/.
Face it, you guys suck.
>>141532669
If only Ranieri-sama could save us.
>>141532511
>Just go for the /m/ route
Flop horribly and lose every cup, crushing our dreams harder than we initially thought possible?
>>141532630
Faceless guy for manager!
>>141532714
Will we be using PES17 in Autumn or still PES16?
>1050 posts
Jesus
Welp, see in six months lads.