who remembers this one
>>141291967
Everybody on FB knows this one bub
still a better meme than "here come dat boi"
>>141292905
Oh shit whatup
Like, twelve dude.
>>141292905
I swear to God there needs to be some sort of nanobot or other kill agent that activates upon everyone who has ever typed that phrase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
>>141291967
What vulgarities are you going to talk about today?
I remember Untan for some reason.
>>141291967
Anyone remember MultiLockOn?
I started browsing /a/ 2 years ago
Anyone remember this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3GiHN1x2Y
>>141296031
o shit waddup!!
>>141298268
Loituma wasn't really just an /a/ meme, it was a relatively popular internet meme in general. It's like saying you're unfamiliar with coolface because you don't go to /v/.
Keit-ai circa 2012.
>>141292905
Oh shit whaddup!
>>141291967
>try to insult people with "go make yourself taller" and "go summon your persona"
>person asks what I'm talking about
It hurts.
>>141291967
>facebook image
>trying to be spoonfed board culture
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
Everyone hates loli nowadays.
>>141301800
that's why we have daily loli threads
I miss trips to Mexico andMeximoot
>>141301739
Serves you right fagmort
GIRUGAMESH
>>141302274
>talking old meme
>still no pic related
dammit, /a/
>>141298755
Jesus.
>>141301800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh6wtATgJRs
>>141291967
There she is...
Japanese ska is bretty gud.
I still think UsagixNeko pairings are cute.
>>141292905
>>141292905
Oh shit whaddup
>>141303130
Where the fuck did this even come from?
>>141298755
Hey fuck you, I got scared for a second.
>>141303196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>141302774
whoot?
>>141301800
How could I haye Chiyo?
One thing I don't miss is all that tripfag drama. That seemed to evaporate several years ago. Also 'gets' used to sidetrack threads much more, which sucked.
>>141291967
Our best cringe moments will be AMV with "In the end" and "WAKEME UP WAKEME UP INSIDE I CANT WAKE UP"
>posting pictures of birds and typing weird/funny lines from hentai
I still occasionally post this on the science and math board. They still take this fucking bait.
>>141301800
Were demotivational posters always this cringy?
>>141305874
No. Users just got edgier.
>>141305824
there's no answer
>>141305874
Yes.
Shoop da Whoop
>>141291967
I'm about an hour into the Hitler version of this on Youtube. Fortunate timing, I guess.
>>141305874
No, you're just more of an insecure contrary faggot as a teenager now compared to when the rest of us were teenagers in the past.
>>141306364
good taste
People die if they are killedOr do they?
>>141292905
oh shit waddup!!!
>>141305614
is there a word for when a girl is in that position and lets the bird poop on her like that?
>it's a "post old memes so we newfags can fit in" thread
Fine, here's a classic gif of loli catgirls.
Please don't ban.
>>141295726
>>141301736
>>141303145
>>141306823
you cunts didn't even do it right
>>141305528
Nowadays is just funny:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461773519713.webm
>>141307900
Some day this will be a webm. Then the fun can return.
I started using 4chan in November of 2011.
I'm jealous of everyone who got to have fun here 10 years or so ago before it got flooded with so many people.
>>141306944
I understood that reference.
>>141305824
>trolling /sci/
I see you're going for the low-hanging fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OUTSQGSbow
>>141292905
what about dat gil?
>>141305251
Cracking down on dubs and hiding the sages was very good.
Threads could be derailed very easily because of those two.
>>141303151
tumblr
>>141299758
>touhou hijack is dead
>>141307900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4v7QnBEJVw
>>141312389
>the game
now I can feel a bit old too
>>141291967
>>141305874
They were always shit. I stopped saving them in 2007, but I still have some in an old folder.
This thing can turn on a dime, Macross Zero style!
>>141305824
A or D
>>141296098
Fun fact, through this song is how i found this website and started hanging out with you autists...
>>141312281
>hijacking in general is dead
>>141296605
Oho, why don't we just whore ourselves?
>>141302774
Why do you guys hate me so much.
>>141308606
I was here, it wasn't all that.
>>141291967
My first sight of Bleach ever was a one or two second clip on Viva or MTV, when they had those unholy ringtone ads in fucking masses (amongst other possible ringtones you might want, for ridiculous prices and other traps),
Jesus, that was when? 2002, 2003 or something. Didn't even have internet back then. Noticed this the most, because I thought the girl's cute. Didn't watch/read Bleach before 2008.
Jesus Christ, I will never forget this fucking meme.
>>141291967
we had memes...lots of memes..
>>141307900
Well, or nostalgia. I certainly feel that right now.
>>141316431
Germanfag? They also mixed this with a dancing hippopotamus or something, with Leakspin only being shown in the background.
Awful time to watch ads, but at least they also showed some good shows on TV back then.
>>141316808
>dancing hippopotamus
An ass, I think.
Also, speaking of ancient stuff, this.
Oh yeah, this should count.
>>141292905
I can't tell if this is a new meme or something ancient, but it's dumb as fuck either way.
>>141316533
>all those shitty Magic card macros
>Pedobear everywhere
>comfy meme is that old
>>141316431
The Bleach anime didn't start until 2004, so I think you're off by a bit, unless they made up random sounds to go with the manga.
>>141296098
Fucking Caramelldansen
>>141317328
>code geass is 10 years old
The spinzaku threads were my favourite
Wisdom from 2008 bois
>>141301800
>90% of people who see this won't get the joke
I wonder what the person who made this would think now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
>>141317712
>Do NOT read manga online
This is bullshit, /a/ was all over OM at that point.
>>141317201
>this is old
What the fuck.
>>141317396
>>141317476
Probably, so much time.
>>141319044
fuck
>>141305824
>>141319298
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>141301800
Mudo walked around the outside of the school building.
"Why haven't I touched her yet?" he thought to himself. "I bet she feels nice."
Just then he saw the object of his thoughts, the thing known as Potemayo sleeping in the sunshine under a tree. She wasn't wearing the bottom part of her clothes, whatever it is. Then he saw it billowing on a clothes line, drying in the sunlight.
"She must have wet herself again" he thought. For some reason, this made him feel a little aroused. "Now's my chance."
Mudo walked up to where it was laying and reached his hand downwards. She made pleasing sounds in her sleep. His hand came into contact with her rotund body.
"At last" he thought. Potemayo felt soft and warm to the touch, like a warm bag of oatmeal. Mudo then proceeded to pick her up. He squeezed her quite gently. She stirred slightly. "Suny-ao" she murmured in her half awake state.
A devilish thought came into Mudo's mind.
He held her tightly and ran into the school building towards the bathrooms. Checking that no one had seen him, he went inside. The room was empty.
Mudo entered one of the stalls and locked the door. Potemayo was awake by now. "Honi honi" she cooed looking up at him with her large round eyes from the toilet seat where he had placed her.
Slowly, Mudo began to undo his trousers and pull them down. When they had been removed he quickly grabbed Potemayo by her stubby arms and sat on the waiting seat.
Not expecting this, Potemayo started snarling angrily at him.
"SHAAAAAAAAAAAA" she growled, attempting to intimidate him.
Seeing that this had no effect on her captor, Potemayo's anger turned to fear at what was going to happen. This only made Mudo more aroused.
"Aaaah" he cried as he ran her up and down, alternating between smooth and rough movements.
>>141319680
Potemayo was now visibly terrified and wet herself all over his penis and crotch area. While he enjoyed the feeling of the warm liquid cascading onto his groin, he had been urinated on and saw this as a grave insult.
He picked her up and stabbed at her with his erect penis, causing further cries of fear from his pink haired captive. Mudo then noticed the source of the previous urination, which must be the equivalent of a vagina for a human. It was still trickling urine.
Slowly, he lifted her up again, then began lowering her onto his waiting cock. Potemayo began thrashing to escape, knowing that something bad was going to happen, but it was no use. Mudo's human hands were much stronger than Potemayo.
"I wonder if it will fit" Mudo asked himself as he lay poised to enter his class's mascot creature.
In one swift movement, he brought her down onto his penis, entering her opening roughly. He had no lubricant, and thus it was not an easy fit, and Mudo was sure he felt tearing and rupturing on his way in.
Potemayo let out a screech of agony as the foreign object which was Mudo's penis buried itself deep inside her. Never had she been in such pain.
After a short time of getting used to his situation, where the only thing that happened were more cries from Potemayo, he began thrusting into her. Holding her in place by her arms with his hands, he lifted her up and thrust into her, savouring her tightness around his penis. This carried on until he felt satisfied. He did not care that he was irrevocably damaging the innards of Potemayo, indeed, the pounding had made it easier to move around and the blood acted as a lubricant as it flowed down onto his shaft.
Feeling himself almost and climax, he lifted Potemayo up a last time. Her body felt limp now, her head lolling to one side, moving with the momentum he made. He brought her down onto him and ejaculated forcefully into her insides. Semen trickled down his penis, mixing with the blood.
>>141319728
Letting go of Potemayo, Mudo watched as she was suspended there, impaled on his penis, her chest rising and falling with uneven breath.
Pulling her off his penis, Mudo went to the sink to clean himself of the blood and innards which had resulted from his conquest. Potemayo just lay there in the stall not moving. After putting his trousers back on, he picked her up and went back outside to where he had found her. There was still no one to be seen. He set her down under the tree, then left his prey in its grizzly state.
***
It was the end of school time, and Sunao went to where he had left Potemayo and her clothes drying to pick her up and go home. What he saw almost stopped his heart. Potemayo was laying there on her stomach, facing him, with a trail of blood and a white liquid behind her from where she had obviously crawled a short distance.
"Sunya... oh... Sunya... oh... Sunya" she gasped as she saw him. He ran over to her and held her in his arms.
"Who did this to you?!" he asked, in anger at what had happened to her.
"Sunya... oh..."
Potemayo let out this last syllable, then her laboured breathing finally stopped.
>>141316533
Good riddance.
Is it time to start posting these?
>>141320470
OH NOES HER NANOMACHINES!!!1!
>>141320753
Legit keked. God damn.
>>141305874
90% of demotivationals are explaining the joke in the image.
>>141305359
>>141320753
>Actaully learned to say this without tripping over myself
>can now spit it out at light speed making everyone go wtf when the topic comes up
Thank you useless obsession
>>141291967
this is my favorite meme of all time may it rest in peace
I miss being a shitty teenager sometimes. We were allowed to have fun back then. Now everyone's too paranoid about outsiders.
Good times
>>141322634
Well everyone has to move on sometimes
>>141301775
You will never be popular, stop attention whoring.
>>141322829
Wasnt there an actual Matsuda participating and he did a shit job?
Ed Dies
>>141322947
Yes
Not really a meme and not honestly that long ago but does anyone remember the details of the lanced jack-taiga situation.
I remember barely being on back then but apparently it was annoying as hell.
Is the love still well and alive?
>>141319680
>>141319728
>>141319772
i realise there's no way to prove this, but i was the person who wrote this "story"
>>141316533
>zOMG
I miss the 00s
>>141291967
Of course I remember scallion twirl.
How accurate is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM
Newfags can't triforce
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>>141323816
Like pottery!
>>141317763
>>141323784
>Fukkireta is 6 years old now
That's unnerving.
>>141323816
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>>141323926
More unnerving is that I know longer remember how long I have listened to it. It's got be in excess of 50 hours.
>>141306445
based on what you just said I would not be surprised if you were 16 or something desu
>>141324092
The 10 hour version a few times and then the original length version of the song. I'd say well over 50 hours by now.
On that note.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898
>>141323306
Autistic tripfags spamming the board. Kimmo Alm botnet spam was worse. Captcha fixed most of that shit.
>>141324244
>There was a time when rage faces were used on 4chan unironically
I miss Nighttime /a/. Comfy jazz threads all night.
>>141323784
It's a shame she had her arms amputated at the shoulders.
>>141324160
If we're doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
do I get dubs yet?
>>141323816
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>>141292905
>>141324263
>newfags don't remember when the troll face was the cool face
>>141324344
Uh, fuck.
EFG fails at memes too I guess
>>141324344
checked
>>141324160
>>141324325
Bitches, please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjC2RL7gF5k
>>141324344
You fail at failing.
>>141324344
WITNESSED
>>141324325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulWbm1mIDks
I always confused the chorus.
>>141324344
>>141324387
I was watching a Nico Nico collab the other day and there was a section with Caramelldansen. I remember thinking "it couldn't have been that long ago" but time sure flies.
Again, on that note.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9dQ
>>141324344
Anyone have the full version of this meme
>>141324183
Posting a true classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbO4uHsOp44
>>141324368
Somewhere I still have that put on your cool face image, but it's probably with my boxoflegos.jpg image so you'll have to accept this old reaction image.
Oh Windows 7
You are still perfect
Who is ready for some capitalism?
DOMO!!!! HAADO GEI DESU!!!
despite what anyone tells you, the internet did used to be better
it was actually fun
memes use to mean something, and they were powerful
poor kids these days just don't even know
it makes me so sad
>>141316533
Shit was different, man.
Shit was different.
>>141324823
>>141324640
It's not a meme until you get banned
The two best current memes are "never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread" and "tfw I have a 200 word essay due next week but I haven't even started".
>>141299758
>>141324837
Things are taken more seriously now. Can't blame anyone on 4chan given how some boards have turned out without it.
>>141324904
Neither are current or good.
>>141324955
*nor
>>141324837
i agree
lucky star was god awful, though
>>141324419
>>141324325
TOKACHI TSUKICHITE TOKACHI TSUKICHITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxSbGlgx_SE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpGzLjzC6kQ
The old Velox F/SN comics were just great
>>141314748
>not even getting the quote right
>brianpeppers.jpeg
>spartaremix.swf
>/a/ being a lot more weeb and childish
>implying this site /a/ was ever good
>>141324955
Well the latter one isn't current, but I'd argue that the first one still is. They both get a lot of (You)s every time though so it's pretty funny.
>>141314200
>>141325029
I've lost my reaction folder three times by now since 2007. I still have this gif I found on a pendrive, tho.
>>141325107
the main popular normalfag maym genesis seems to have been taken over by other places finally
now if only we could get them to stop bringing that shit here
why won't they leave us alone?
why do people think they can participate here while also being part of reddit or tumbler or wherever?
why did we stop collectively yelling at people who didn't fit in to lurk more until the figured it our or left?
>>141325015
That actually is pretty fucking sexy. Well made crafts should always be someone's fetish.
I swear half of old /a/ was built on F/SN and TM memes.
>>141322634
It's not even outsiders. You can't be an oldfag and have a differeing opinion either cause then you get magically labeled new/normalfag and shit on.
Board could use some ironfisted mods to cut down the pointless hate and shitposting.
>>141317396
It's literally a new tumblr meme.
>>141322829
Not gonna lie, I miss the constant shitposting we used to have here when I was a newfag at 2006.
if you don't remember when 4chan had a filesharing search engine, then you are a newfig
>>141325015
That was neat to watch. I love craftmanship webm.
what anime is this semen demon from?
>>141325166
These were pretty good.
I loved God Hand edits, though it was more of a /v/ thing.
>>141324643
>>141320827
This is the most classic.
I bet 99% of the board today hasn't even heard of that show. No great loss as it was pretty bad.
>>141325304
They really are
>>141302774
Facebook creator?
She is cute, that is why she is called Rei Chan.
>>141325166
Well what do you expect of 2 franchises that never end?
>>141325238
Fuck /rs/ I got a virus from it one-time.
>>141324344
I took part in the protests that generated efg - not the New Zealand one the guy himself showed up at though.
I can't believe how much of a faggot I was then.
>>141325394
RIP Nia, it still hurts.
>>141325387
>>141325190
People in general seem to have no idea what a normalfag is. Normalfags derive their opinions from the opinions of others.
That's it. If instead of coming up with your own opinion on something, you go to see how others feel about it first, you are a normalfag.
Moralfags are not normalfags.
People who enjoy activities you don't are not normalfags.
Holding the same opinion as a majority of people does not imply you derived said opinion from that group.
>>141317201
>>141325316
There it is.
>>141325394
Surely Imaishi and Trigger will deliver with their upcoming super robot anime supposedly catering to TTGL fans.
Reminder: Rossiu did nothing wrong
>>141325490
He's definitely better than that faggot Ougi for sure.
>>141325142
They just started coming too fast and it grew too hard to shout them all down.
>obsessing over old memes instead of creating new memes and making /a/ great again
This is why we never evolve.
Did /a/ learn nothing from TTGL?
Who remembers the "ARCHIVE THIS!!" posts?
>>141325463
It's still alive.
>>141325545
I was waitin' for lil' Cheetus
>>141325216
What did we even call it then? Not shitposting, that is a ~2010 term.
I can't even remember anymore.
>>141325537
ZERO!
>>141325552
Are the threads from that archive still somewhere on the internet?
>>141325490
>>141325589
>What did we even call it then?
Trolling.
>>141325552
I sure hope this gets enough votes to be archived.
>>141325547
Most new /a/ memes are contained within their specific threads now. Which sucks but there's little you can do besides forcing it or something changes.
>>141291967
Remember when she was actually attractive?
Also, don't ask me about this quote, I haven't followed anything involving Bleach in many years
>>141325545
I've still never made it through this
>>141325624
>Big black Mugi
Still the greatest of all time.
>>141325452
A more civilized age.
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