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It's 2016 and I have never seen a male Levi cosplayer
Annie is love
Annie is life
Annie is everythingto me
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out
>>141034796
A man cosplaying Mankasa would make me so happy.
>>141034633
I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;
Ymir a best.
>>141034633
This is why early spoilers is a curse. We already know like, 60% of the chapter, but we don't know everything that happened. It sucks.
>>141035069
Some anon drew the rest of the chapter for us
>>141035197
And it was beautiful
>>141035638
Is that Historia dreaming of Jean/Sasha making out?
Damn I really need the rest of this chapter now.
>>141035711
Apparently it's Hitch dreaming of her and Marlo but that one works too
>>141035638
kek. Is there more?
If Levi is really gonna turn Erwin into a titan and let him take the beast titan's powers this manga would literally be over for me. Erwin is a shit unlikeable character that doesn't deserve the ape titan's powers. Fuck the direction this manga is heading in.
>>141036185
Is bio-mecha manga now
>>141035939
Yes but I don't have them saved (only the one I requested), check the last thread.
Eren a cute
>>141036449
Historia/Armin/Annie/Mikasa/Jean pls.
>>141036581
You forgot Carla
>>141035939
There were only three
>>141036631
>>141036668
MY SIDES
Monkey trouble got rekt.
>>141035013
Historia pls
Is full raw out?
>>141036185
MT got away.
>>141034812
How many times have you repeated the images?
>>141037330
Midget Levi cheaply attacked him from behind.
>>141037626
Good shit!
>>141037772
He actually didn't attack him from behind. MT saw him and immediately attacked the manlet, but he was too fast for him.
>>141037626
I wonder if BR know Zeke has abandoned them?
>>141037521
Chinese scans will not be out until Sat
>>141034633
Reiner is best shingeki
>>141037835
He has? I thought that everything was going (mostly) as planned from his pov until Levi sliced him up.
>>141037841
Yeah, if you like abusive wife beaters.
>>141037835
He didn't abandons them. Zeke was forced to retreat or else manlet would have killed him.
>>141037893
*abandon
>>141037867
You'll have to admit that they do have a certain appeal.
>>141037926
Armin strikes me as having a low sex drive.
>>141037841
I hope he gets out of this fight without any longterm reprocussions. ;_;
>>141037993
>He got his head cut off
>No repercussions
>>141037532
How do you know that?
>>141037839
Why?
>>141037993
He should have died a long time ago.
Why Eren always starts to be useful only in the end of the battle or when almost all people have already died?
Seriously, even now he's going to sleep.
>>141037839
How do you know that?
People really think the mt is dead?
He off screened Reiner before, he must have some insane power he didn't want to reveal yet.
>>141037926
>Another Reinerfag that embraces his abuse and evilness
Finally.
>>141038022
Spoilers. Dog didan carried him off.
I guess this was foreshadowing for how pathetic MT was in battle.
>>141038085
Why dog titan didn't eat Zeke instead?
>>141038098
So was there something special in the coffee or was it just a red herring?
>>141038063
The guy said in baidu,becuase Japan is taking a holiday right now,the magazine will start delivering in Friday
>>141038116
why would he eat his leader?
>>141038132
To become superpowerful shifter, of course.
>>141038128
So then how come Yonkou got his copies so damn fast?
>>141038098
Kek. Look at based God Bert drinking his drink like it's nothing.
>>141038098
>how pathetic MT was in battle.
see
>>141038071
>>141038071
Reiner just sucks, he's jobbed every fight he's been in so far.
>>141038125
It was never implied it was anything special, only that their village has different food.
I want Bert to be happy.
>>141038071
Or he's just extremely strong, but too slow for manlet.
>>141038128
Kek so we'll be getting them on Friday.
>>141038199
Bort a shit.
>>141038155
dunno,maybe this month the Japanese scans will out earlier than the chinese one
>>141038125
I don't think it was meant to be anything special, only to show that their village has knowledge of the outside world that the wallies dont, i.e. that they have more remnants of old tech.
>>141038071
He isn't dead, but Reiner has been shown to be one of the weakest shifters. I wonder why he didn't fight Bert though. Maybe it has something to do with what they said later about Bertolt's titan being one of the strongest?
>>141038172
This is true. It's pretty disappointing how shit he is being the armored titan.
It's almost like he should be eaten or something.
>>141038280
He should have died in chapter 2 like in the original story.
Your face when Levi could have used the serum on him self, ate him, and become the strongest titan alive.
>>141038280
If Bertoldt ate him, would the Colossal Titan gain thick armor? That'd be unbeatable.
Bert and Reiner are shit but Reiner is the bigger shit.
>>141038324
It would be literally a tree.
>>141038324
He would also be even slower.
>>141038324
The armored serum is really common, literally every single shifter has got it, even the wall titans technically grew armor. Maybe Bert can't have armor for some reason?
>>141038098
>>141038125
it's just one of those moments
>ahh so that's the hot coffee they found on the wall, revealing their presence
>>141038082
It's what makes him special. The way he created a fake persona to deal with the abuse he himself did is what makes Reiner the best shingeki.
>>141038347
This, just that they are equally shit.
>>141038172
Reiner has at least put up a fight before losing. He lasted like three chapters in each fight before they got him, and the second time he only lost because Eren got help from those cheating spears
>>141038397
More like the worst.
>>141038382
Even if the armor doesn't do shit, Bert is proven to be 100xs better without Reiner around.
>>141038324
Hold on a sec. Bert's powerful in his CT form because his steam doesn't make even a chance for sc to get closer. With AT ability he will just be slow and really big titan
>>141038132
Because he is a titan?
>>141038397
Agreed. He's the biggest fuck up out of the titan shifters and that's what makes him best shingeki to me.
>>141038324
If he armors up he would be even slower and most likely can't use the cheap steam attack, which mean the SL can use the spears again.
>>141038382
We've never seen that he can't armor himself temporarily the way the other shifters can. No one has been able to slash him to test it
>>141038442
In a titan/titan fight, Bert could easily snap the armor with his hand alone.
>>141038442
Not that this means much, since Bert is a big shit.
>>141038456
>>141038492
Maybe because the steam and explosion is overall more effective.
>>141038520
We're talking about strength, keep your autism in check.
What are the chances we'll get MS scans before Chinese ones?
This is actually hilarious, Bert and Reiner are alive and well and the coward was the one that got punished so hard.
>>141038620
Zeke is still alive though, he survived with a lesser asspull than Reiner did.
>>141038534
That's exactly what I said. There is no need for Bert to eat Reiner. AT ability will only harm him
>>141038409
>the second time he only lost because Eren got help from those cheating spears
Nah, he even admitted to himself he wouldn't be able to win on his own.
>>141038567
Bort is still a shit. Also he only got better, because he finally took Pigner's advice and stopped being a whiny pussy.
>>141038649
>CT eats AT
>Can't move anymore, just becomes a giant statue
>Bert stuck in his titan form forever
>Humanity wins and keeps him as a trophy that little children play on.
>>141038710
Using the armor is a choice, for all we know Bert can harden and doesn't do it on purpose to preserve speed/stamina.
>>141038710
God Bert would probably enjoy this
>>141038710
SL could just use the spears again and blow Bert's head off. This time at least they know they have to do it more properly, just in case.
>>141038710
It would be fitting end to the both of them.
>>141038764
He would think he deserves it but definitely not enjoy it.
>>141038647
Wait what? Those lightning spears were a massive asspull to begin with. The MT just got fucking wrecked to the core by Levi.
>>141038764
Fauck yeah! This would just make him more Godly. Silly devil spawn!
>>141038809
Indeed. CT has a cheap attack, so a pathetic death is fitting.
>>141038824
>Those lightning spears were a massive asspull to begin with
Not really. And Zeke survived because dog titan saved him, while Reiner survived because he transferred his brain to his asshole. One makes more sense than the other.
>>141038824
Why do you think the lightning spears were an asspull?
>>141038869
Bert will die with a smile on his face because he will be finally able to rest.
>>141038397
Reiner is the worst.
>>141038869
I have hopes Annie cucks him while Eren gets to rip him apart.
>>141038871
>Reiner survived because he transferred his brain to his asshole
I thought for sure he did something like this before.
>>141038902
At least he is dead.
>>141038902
Would he if Reiner ended up killing him in soldier mode? I still think that would be the worst fate for him.
>>141035013
Look at how cute she is when she blushes
>>141038467
he's a shifter
you don't eat your leader
>>141038955
That would be the worst death possible for him, but since Isayama said he'd let AT win, then maybe he'd be okay with that as well.
Zeke is the worst shifter, no competition.
>>141038974 (me)
proof that he's a shifter
he can talk, he's scouting and talking like an intelligent human
>>141039025
I didn't expect him to be the strongest but this defeat was pathetic.
>>141038974
Oh, come on, their leader is almost dead and will need time to regenerate. Shifters need someone else to be the leader.
>>141038993
Why is he such a pussy for him? I don't care how close they are, letting someone else always win over you to the point of death is retarded. Especially when it's someone like Pigner who is terrible at everything.
>>141039079
you're retarded
they need MT as a leader
he didn't job, he got sneak-attacked by the strongest human alive
>>141039057
Eh? Titan who ate SC girl with diary (I don't remember exactly her name, sorry) also could talk, even though he wasn't shifter
>>141039108
He's the only person that slightly cares about him so he got attached. Either that or he got so abused by him that he learned to suck it up.
>>141039110
This! Zeke would've won if humanity weren't such cheating cheap shot pussies!
>>141039110
MT attacked Manlet before he reached him
>>141038974
>>141039057
Oh shit. Unless Zeke used some magic and can program normal titan's brains.
>>141039128
that titan could barely talk
and it went insane anyway
dog titan is intelligent and was the scout spotting the survey corps
>>141039079
Soon anon, soon.
>>141039128
Ilse titan and Connie's mom only talked, because of someone familiar in front of them.
>>141039158
sorry but not even MT can move his hands faster than levi the hedgehog
he's not a jobber, he's just fighting an unfair opponent
he could kill anyone else
>>141039142
That's just sad. Being Bert is sad. He deserves so much better.
>>141039222
>unfair
It's not unfair. Manlet is just better.
>>141039110
They don't. All useful info can be recieved by eating MT. Zeke as leader is unnecessary. The only one reason why he's still alive is that, as mangaka said, the key of story.
>>141039216
This only means that they talk when they have a strong drive towards it, not that they can't.
>>141039245
He deserves a life where he wouldn't have to become what he is, let's say he got born at the wrong place and the wrong time.
>>141039272
why the fuck would dog titan eat him
I'm pretty sure the other shifters are capable of temporary leadership during the few minutes zeke needs to regenerate
and they all have their objectives and orders already, they'll just keep following them
>>141039276
It was even mentioned that mule titan is a shifter
>>141039312
But even Chuugakkou Bert is sad and pathetic.
>>141039380
wait what the fuck
mule titan?
didn't erwin mention at some point that there's a mule in the survey corps?
>>141039272
Which is stupid, because we could just get infos from all the other shifters.
>>141039380
No it wasn't
>>141039430
Erwin and Armin said it and assumed there might be even more.
>>141039128
Yeah, it proves the "mindless" titans vary greatly in intelligence, awareness of their surroundings etc. The quadrupedal Titan could very well just be a particularly capable non-shifter.
>>141039331
I just can't understand dog titan. Ymir said that living as titan is fucking nightmare. Dog titan had a chance to become a human and escape from this nightmare, because his powerful leader was weak for a moment. Dog titan could get all useful memories and human form ( he could become a leader instead, tho) but still decided to save Zeke. It's strange.
>>141039407
Well it's a parody, but at least the kid isn't suffering there and can have a normal life.
Ilse's titan proves that mindless titans can have limited intelligence and the ability to speak. It's not a stretch to get to one that can keep a look out for the enemy with MT's powers
>>141039458
no, the dog titan is a shifter
connie's mom and the follower of ymir were both reacting to something
the sight of connie and the sight of ilse who looked like ymir triggered responses
they're 99% mindless
>>141039472
Because mule titan is a shifter.
>>141039472
Dog titan is a shifter, it's painfully obvious and I don't get the denial. Mindless titans don't have normal conversations and follow orders without a coordinate.
>>141039472
Doesn't have a choice if he's under the command of someone with Eren or Zeke's power
>>141039472
ymir said living as a MINDLESS titan is a nightmare
dog titan is already a human, he's a SHIFTER
zeke is not WEAK, he was surprise attacked by fucking sonic for christ's sake
dog titan is loyal to zeke
>>141039515
It's painfully obvious that he's not a shifter
>>141039518
We have already seen mindless titans disobey Zeke and giving in to their normal behavior
>>141039553
Zeke is weak against manlet's speed. Not to mention he was arrogant and didn't care about BR's warning.
>>141039553
This.
>>141039489
>>141039563
>It's painfully obvious
you're just throwing that word around while ignoring literally everything everyone is saying
fuck off with your malfunctioning brain back to dumblr or whatever
>>141039563
Nah you're just retarded
>>141039276
Why would you post this sad page barely a day after Connie's birthday?
>>141039563
The opposite.
>>141039588
if one-punch man was defeated by a stronger guy
would you then say OPM is a weakling, even though he's still stronger than everyone else?
same logic
>>141039563
You're either braindead or in denial that mule ate your precious shitmir. No matter who he ate, it's a shifter.
>>141039596
Whatever, retard. You're the one who thinks speech and communication are unique to shifters when that's been proven false multiple times. There is no evidence that says he's a shifter.
>>141039276
Yeah and Connie's mom never talked to them again, because that's not what mindless titans do. Mule titan is a shifter and can do it whenever he wants without any effort, Connie's mom and Illse's titan did it after a lot of effort and only said one line.
>>141039677
They weren't around someone who could compel them towards certain behaviors
BS the best.
>>141039648
No, just that he's a weakling against the person that defeated him.
>>141039630
To celebrate it
Bert a best
>>141039713
Is potato farts a good punishment for his crimes?
>>141039742
He is.
>>141039671
so you haven't read anything
like a billion people have already explained that in this thread
>>141039515
And before Ilse's journal you could've said it's painfully obvious titans can't speak, period. Yet that was proven wrong with the chapter. There's much about titans we don't know, a mindless titan with the capability to speak freely is hardly beyond the realm of possibility.
>>141039717
>He's a human Reiner
>We are warriors
>Why don't you ever comfort me that way?
>Do you wish I was a manlet?
>Am I to big for you, you piece of shit?
>You want disgusting Conrad over my cute moe ass
>I have a much better boypussy
>Disgusting Pigner
>>141039713
BS a cute
>>141035638
top kek
>>141039827
Connie is way cuter than Blort.
>>141039827
Bert would never think badly against Reiner, even though he has good reason to do so.
>>141039904
This.
>>141039713
Haha, been looking for this pic for ages. Thanks anon
>>141039845
>>141039872
Nooo not Sasha!
Bert a shit, stop forcing him into pairings with everyone.
>>141039827
my sides
If mule titan is a shifter, how can he get out his titan? Cargo boxes are right above his nape.
>>141034633
>gets half his fucking head cut off
>hurr biology n shit i survived
well at this point we'll get to the fucking basement by the end of the year
>>141039965
Bert is a slut. He can't help it.
>>141039993
MT lifts them off?
>>141039965
Bortfags think everyone loves his fishface
>>141040009
He's shit
>>141040009
No, you are just cancer.
>>141040013
It's really disgusting, he would never in a million years deserve Sasha
>>141040011
And that's why he needs Zeke and saved him.
>>141040013
Because they do. He can't help that he's the cutest shingeki therefore he gets the most fanart and pairs.
>>141040031
>>141040037
Kek. Stay mad.
>>141040070
>most fanart and pairs
Are you talking about Levi or are you still talking about Bortshit?
>>141040013
Nah we know everyone hates him except maybe Reiner, cute fanart has nothing to do with that.
>>141040092
Bert gets paired way more with other characters than Levi. But, yeah sure, Keep being in denial.
>>141040120
Fuck off, Sasha is for Jean
>>141040070
I was talking about snk characters. Of course Bortfags love his baby fishface and think he's a moeblob. Also manlet, Erwin, Jean, Hanji, Eren and Mikasa have more fanart than Bort.
>>141039993
And it seems he was scouting permanently, waiting for SC. Shifters can't retain titan form for long,
>>141040131
I forgot he is also the most popular character ever in Snk. My bad
>>141040120
BS is really cute.
>>141040141
JS is really sweet too, a shame that you're a bitter asshole that gets butthurt over fanart.
>>141040120
That's not cute. Bert ships are just disgusting.
>>141040120
Sasha for Connie
>>141040013
Why do you always assume everyone who likes a pair that includes Bert is a Bertfag?
>>141040195
Connie and Sasha are cute too, JSC should just threesome marry
>>141040141
>this irony
Make up your mind, who is for Jean? Sasha, Hitch, Mikasa, Eren? Jean pairings get spammed here all the time and at least bortfags don't claim they have a chance.
Bert is really overrated. At least Levi's fandom I can completely understand.
>>141040233
Forgot Armin, Levi and even Annie.
>>141040233
Bortfags still post their delusions here and spam disgusting shippingshit.
>>141040233
So do you think there's just one person here who likes Sasha?
>>141040233
Hitch
It was foretold on Jean's birthday
It is known.
>>141040222
It's because Bert triggers them. None of them want to admit that he's the mascot character thus the most popular, well know Shingeki. They are deluded to the extreme.
Plus. he a God.
>>141040271
Pictures aren't delusions. Bert won't end up with anyone anyway.
>>141040233
I see more Blort pairings here daily than I do any other character.
>>141040313
They also talk about their shippingshit, while spamming pictures with it.
>>141040311
Kek. You're the only good Bertfag.
>>141040120
Reiner cares a lot for Bertolt, yes, even when he's mean at him he does it because he cares.
The one true ship
>>141040348
Regardless of you telling them that they will whine and act like victims then claim Bert is the most hated ever.
>>141040387
They always pretend they are not shitposters and fingerpoint when you are calling them out on it.
>>141040293
Jean is going to die alone.
Reminder of official Chugakkou!! pairings
>>141040284
How could someone not like Sasha?
>>141040351
I just speak the truth. Even normies have him as their automatic fave because they think CT is the shit naturally.
Bert has commercials and ads about him. He is the most catered and loved character in the series. It's only fitting because he a God.
>>141040387
Bert has never been hated, but his fanbase was small until he got a chapter dedicated to him
>>141040459
I would like to know that too
>>141040450
Replace Armin with Hitch and we're good.
>>141040316
That's just you having a selective memory. The only Bert pairs that get posted with any regularity are BR and BA. The others are about as frequent as any other random ship. Meanwhile EM, EA, EH, and EAr are very often spammed by Erenfags yet you don't whine about them half as much.
>>141040472
Bertfags have been the most vocal here out of anyone for years.
>>141040450
Almost. SC and JH, then it would be perfect.
>>141040450
>JS will be canon
This is too good to be true
>>141040469
People care about CT, not Bert as a character.
>>141040511
BR alone gets spammed here more than the MikasaQT fag even spams EM and yes I've whined about Erenfaggotry too.
>>141040450
Fuck off
>>141040450
Is this supposed to be a love umbrella reference?
>>141040469
You forgot to mention his complexity!
>>141040450
AA is the best pair.
>>141040513
You already forgot about Anniefags?
>>141040469
And then people are disappointed when they find out who CT is.
>>141040537
CT is Bert.
CT is God
Therefore, Bert a God
You start reading up on your logic textbooks. Everyone here is so uneducated and deluded.
>>141040597
That's just Anniebot samefagging.
>>141040597
Everyone forgets about every other fag when they shit on Bert. Lewdfag drew a good one about this but I can't find the picture.
>>141040623
Again, they care about CT, not Bort.
>>141040574
I can't as most anons in here are very uneducated. i would have to start at the creator of man for them to understand Bert's complexity.
>>141040650
It's hard to forget Bertfags when they spam every thread.
>>141040572
Yes, sharing an umbrella is meant to be very romantic.
>>141040682
I guess that's another nip only thing.
>>141040682
I shared an umbrella with my friend. Are we in love?
>>141040657
But CT is BERT RETARD. That doesn't make any sense. Anything CT does is Bert's actions.The audience secretly loves Bert without realizing it. Just like how everyone actually loves Bert deep down in their soul but, hate to admit it because they know he's the best.
>>141040627
Same as mikasafag, I wonder what happened to him. Maybe he finally died.
>>141040734
They see CT when they look at these ads, not Bert.
>>141040734
This
>>141040734
Soulja boi tell em!
>>141040730
Yes, at least in nipland.
>>141038199
That's a good bort
>>141040730
It's a Japanese thing, forgot to clarify.
>>141040734
I actually started to dislike CT, because of Bort.
>>141040750
Kek. This denial. Everything everyone sees is Bert. He's a God!
>>141040774
Thanks bruh. I frauken showed him.
>>141040833
Fucking retards just can't accept most popular character Bert aka God aka CT. Let's laugh at them fellow good taste bro.
>>141040450
I dont get it. Doesn't this completely go against Chugakkou's canon?
>>141040833
Is Bert an omnipotent God? Does He love us all despite punishing us?
First time I enjoy posting on a thread in a long while.
Wasn't there an official shifter poll? It think AT was the most popula and FT the least.
>>141040868
No fuck off. Bert hates you.
>>141040905
;_;
>Another God thread
wew lad. What a day to be alive. What's your favorite part about your God?
>>141040898
Fuck off.
>>141040862
Only the BR and AA one
The people who hate Bert shit up far more threads than Bertfags do
>>141040956
Pointing out the obvious will get them triggered.
>>141040924
Everything about my God Bert is great. His popularity, his hairline, his sweat, his horseface. I love it all my fellow Bertworshipper.
>>141040882
It's because Bert the best.
>>141040956
This. Our conversations are civil and holy.
>>141040956
Bortfags started this with their usual shipping delusions again
>>141040956
This is a hate free thread, we are only discussing God here. Bert is too popular to hate
>>141040924
His betaness, codependecy issues and development.
>>141040882
This thread is terrible.
>>141040497
nice taste
>>141040898
What, really? I thought the anime made Annie one of the most popular characters.
>>141040956
Who the fuck cares though, just let them have fun shiposting and with their ship kombat
>>141040983
Bertspeed nigga. I like Bert for all those things. Do you like the idea of torturing your own God? I'm a Bertmon trying to preach his word of moe.
This is a Bertastic thread
>>141041000
Kek you could have ignored them, anon is right
>>141040440
Hitch will too then because no Marlo...;_;
>>141041036
FT, not Annie. People could vote for their shifter forms separately.
>>141041047
You take these threads too seriously
>>141040497
That's a cute too
>>141041047
No one can ever ignore Bert, they have to reply to every single Bert post even if it is to say something negative. Doesn't get more tsundere than that.
>>141040862
It's just merch, I doubt they put much thought into it.
>>141041040
It's really complex and sane. I love spreading God's love.
>>141041090
>THIS DENIAL
>>141041038
Fuck no. Why would you hurt based God? He is intangible, our mortal fists will never reach him and his horseface
>>141041047
And Bortfags could just fuck off with their delusions and disgusting ships.
>>141041071
Nah I don't mind, just pointing out who's the real whiner here
>>141041040
I love you bertfags<3[/spoiler}
>>141041103
We preach the divine word of our God's Bortplexity
>>141041118
Bortfags
>>141041129
God loves you mate
>>141041112
This is a Bert thread. Can you not speak badly about God?
>>141041129
I love you too my fellow worshipper!
>>141040374
Reiner has no chance
Can someone explain this? I can't figure it out.
>>141041202
It's a bunch of complexity
>>141041112
Do you really believe that anyone who posts about a Bert ship is a Bertfag? You think there are no Reinerfags who post BR, Anniefags who post BA, Ymirfags who post BY, and so on?
>>141041221
We're all Bertfags here in this House of God
>>141041221
Everyone is a Bertfag, you fucking spic. Please find God.
>>141040898
AT was the highest ranked titan in the last popularity poll.
>>141041266
Wrong, Bert was
>>141041266
This is a lie. Don't believe anything related to Pigner bullshit.
>>141041257
I'm literally a spic and love Ymir
>>141041284
Titan, not titan shifter. There's a big difference there.
Let's go back to talking about the dog
>>141041295
This. Reiner will never rank better than Bert
>>141041311
No, Bert is the most popular titan you fucking retard
>>141041315
Dog is god spelled backwards.
>>141041308
Then do us all a favor and kill yourself because while our God gives little shit about Ymir (WHO KILLED HIS FRIEND, THAT BITCH) he especially hates gross smelly spics!
>>141041308
>I'm literally a spic
go away
>>141041354
>>141041361
This is why Trump built walls in Bert's honor
>>141041266
>Marco "Literally Who" Bott outranked God
>>141041354
Do brazilians count as spics? What if he's brazilian? Does he hate himself?
>>141041315
Sure! If Bert was a Dog, what kind would he be?
>>141041315
dog titan is a specialized titan form for carrying heavy objects, currently controlled by the shifter inside him, a follower of warchief zeke
there, that's everything there is to know
>>141041345
Holy shit. You're onto something fellow Bertfag
>>141041403
Dog titan will probably get eaten by Bert like Pigner. Kek, rekt.
>>141041401
He would be a God dog
>>141041401
Doberman, no one can convince me otherwise.
I wonder why Ymir wouldn't just swallow god Bert's love
>>141041446
Holy shit. God Dog backwards is God Dog.
BERT IS SO COMPLEX. EVERYTIME.
>>141041401
bert is a cat not a dog
>>141041221
They are obviously Bertfags, except for BR.
>>141041490
He's a Tall Cat God Dog.
>>141041266
Bortfags btfo.
>>141041522
>BR
Do not speak of such unholy acts with our God. Pigners need to be roasted and fed to die.
>>141041480
I am shock
>>141041490
Bert=God
Bertcat=dog
>>141041490
But Bertcat is a dog.
>>141041552
Except Bert is God so he automatically wins at everything kek.
>>141041401
Borzoi
>>141041376
TrumpBert 2016!
>>141041673
cringe
>>141041673
God Bert hates walls though
>>141041701
>Hi, I'm an Arminfag who likes Bernie.
>>141038116
He's going to eat him of course, you fool anon.
Zeke is dogshit.
>>141041266
Well even Isayama likes all the shifters more than CT
>>141041673
Bert would endorse Trump, Bert is God and so is Trump
>>141041720
cringe
>>>/pol/
this is /snk/
Guys, we need a holy chant for our Lord and Complex Savior. Any ideas?
>>141041781
This is just... Fucking epic
>>141041781
>>>/pol/
>>141041775
>death to the devilspawn
>>141041750
This is actually /bert/ so you can fuck off.
>>141041781
Oh my Bert, I'm fucking cumming!
>>141041820
>epic
>>>/9gag/
>>141041846
OOOH MY BERT
HOLY CT YASSS
>>141041775
Only Isayama approved chant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1641qsXbqM
>>141041846
you're right, this is /bert/
not >>>/pol/
>>141041864
I'm right at home in this comfy /bert/ thread so no thanks
>>141041781
boobs
>>141041874
HNNGGHH OH BERT! BERT IN MY BERT YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!
>>141041911
>>>/9gag/
>>141041936
YASSS BERT SLAYYY
BERTYONCE IS A REAL GOD
>>141041876
Yep, Bert finally soon kill himself.
>>141041937
This isn't about Bert. Stop shitposting you mean troll.
Bertyonce and Rei-Z are fucking iconic, a true SnK power couple
>>141041986
then why don't you stop posting >>>/pol/ shit
and no, i'm not a bernie fag
>>141041979
God can't kill himself because he's immortal. Why are God haters so dumb?
>>141041936
Would Bert give good blowjobs? This is important I want to know.
>>141042034
YASSSSS
>>141042025
Beautiful
>>141042034
>>141041476
He's has more experience receiving them
>>141042025
>>141042060
Fuck off those are not Bert
>>141042058
Thank you fellow worshipper
>>141042019
Because Bort is not immortal.
B for best
E for Eren a shit
R for Reiner a pig
T for TITAN!
Let's bring this thread back to Bert and his complexity. Why do you think he put up being friends with an ugly Orc Pig? We know he can do much better? What has the Pigner done to our poor God off screen? We know he's a pervert so it's probably something sexual.
>>141042148
We should kill Reiner
>>141042129
Yes he is, do you even read?
Petition for /snk/ to start using our God's full name instead of that generic abbreviation
>>141042034
Yes, he gives them all the time.
>>141042187
His full name is God
>>141042148
I can't focus on what you're saying because that tiny god is too cute.
>>141042224
Our God is the most popular and the cutest
>>141042179
Yes, I do read the manga, unlike Bertfags
>>141041781
but bert is DESTROY the wall instead building it
Bert should be on Sanders 'feel the bert'
>>141042187
BERTOLT HOOVER
ERTOLT HOOVERB
RTOLT HOOVERBE
TOLT HOOVERBER
OLT HOOVERBERT
LT HOOVERBERTO
T HOOVERBERTOL
HOOVERBERTOLT
HOOVERBERTOLT
OOVERBERTOLT H
OVERBERTOLT HO
VERBERTOLT HOO
ERBERTOLT HOOV
RBERTOLT HOOVE
BERTOLT HOOVER
>>141042187
What's his name again?
>>141042025
I have come to realise this is the only SNK ship I actively hate.
>>141042272
Blorthole
>>141042272
El Berto
>>141042272
Splort.
>>141042272
Berb
>>141042272
Bel Tolto
>>141042310
Berb God!
>>141042272
Worst Boy.
>>141042272
Bertholdt FUBAR
>>141042132
B is for Beating Mankasa easily
E is for Everything is Cruel
R is for Reading Bertible everyday
T is for Telling the word of God
O is for Oh Holy God I Stay Amazed
L is for Loving him unconditionally
T is for Trusting Lord's faith
Amen. Bertspeed.
>>141042353
Nice try troll.
lets talk about this qt
>>141042412
Fuck off Eren a shit, Bert a best
>>141042412
That's not Berb.
>You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
We've broken the 3rd commandment so many times in this thread that we'll all burn in Hell.
>>141042361
Yeah he really is fucked up beyond all recognition
>>141042424
Eren is manly and confident unlike Bert
hes also much more handsome
>>141042412
Just ask him out Mikasa ffs
>>141042412
He realy is a cutie
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHXqNjV284
>>141042369
This is really good and highly creative
Historia is goddess
Bert is God
Let us worship
>>141042412
Eren might not be my God but he's still a qt 3.14
>>141042488
God made me use a typo here
>>141042558
Praise be.
Stop posting shitgekis who are NOT our god Bert.
>>141042558
They do belong together.
>>141042558
Reiner pls
>>141042565
Well Shitren has the coordinate, which means he is a God as well, like the CT's inside the walls.
>>141042614
This doesn't look especially fun for Bimbong I think he might tear her in half.
>>141042613
This. I am disgusted with the amount of shitposting that is going on. I want a civil discussion about my God but I see all these devil spawn face and it feel my faith being sucked out of me like an evil sponge. I need to pray extra today.
>>141042671
Too much fucking shitposting now I'm mad as fuck
>>141042665
Historia will tear his boypussy apart.
>>141042671
Proof that bertfags do nothing but shitpost
>>141042671
There there. Here is an altar you can pray to.
>>141042613
Here
>>141042629
True but does it count if he's not a Reiss? He isn't affected by the First King's will.
>Tfw I look exactly like Bert irl and have the same personality as him
>>141042715
Nothing new.
>>141042684
This is why we can't have nice things and why God deemed the world cruel.
>>141042715
Another shitpost. This is disgusting.
>>141042731
GOD! GOD IS REAL!
>>141042731
Cosplay?
>>141042731
Do you have a qt girlfriend like Annie?
>>141042731
Pictures, now
>>141042731
What is your opinion on pigs?
>>141042748
Just ignore the shitposting we can get through this together
About time someone posted this
>>141042863
Thank you for the support. I just have to remember God will be there for me and protect me from this evil.
>>141042875
God has a better boypussy. This one smells like fish and rotten eggs.
>>141042558
I want to kissu the Hisu.
I want to praise the Bert.
>>141042908
That's not surprising, Mikasa has no boipussi.
>>141042936
Then where does she poop from?
>>141042936
You must be blind. It's huge with big lips.
>>141042936
Don't post Shitkasa in a Bert thread. There's a reason he kicked her
If Bert was a cake, what kind would he be?
>>141043041
Curious, are you Bertfags all males? If so, you should come out of the closet because your unhealthy obsession with Bert means you are all gay.
>>141043135
A God cake.
>>141043145
What's wrong with liking sweet boipussy? Compared to Mikasafags who are virgin spics living with their parents.
>>141043145
I am a beautiful girl
>>141043135
Mocca with coconut sprinkles
>>141043145
Yes, all of us. No exceptions. Plus our obsession is completely healthy andsane.
>>141043190
This.
Mikasa and Mikasafags are scum.
>>141043308
This, just like Bertfags.
>>141043343
Bertfags are the best!
>>141043190
Describe the rest of the characterfags
>>141043343
Nice try Mikasafag. Another shitpost hating on God.
>>141043308
>Thread filled with Bert shitposting
>Mikasa is scum
Anon...
>>141043384
You should both kill yourselves.
>>141043343
Berfags a cuteand so are Mikasafags
>>141043463
you're cute, anon
>>141043362
Bertfags
>Really attractive young fit men in white coats who exert themselves daily for their God. They have jobs and help society. Manners and politeness come naturally but, will speak the truth. Animals love them. Other want to be them. Really creative and smart but, also modest.
Any other characterfag
>Ugly, fat, trollish face. Perveted in thought, No morals or ethics. Would rape a fetus if they could. In denial about their true feeling of Bert. Shitpost all day.
>>141043434
You should find god and stop shitposting.
>>141043145
>if you're a guy and like Bert you should kill yourself
>>141043463
Only Bertfags are cute.
>>141043600
No greentext meant.
>>141043600
You should do it either way if you like Bert.
>>141043145
I'm only a qt grill that wants to find a qt Bert to cook for
>>141043645
So you are landhwale who wants to make Burgers for him.
>>141043600
God doesn't allow suicide.
>>141043642
If we were all to kill ourselves, you'd live a sad lonely life anon.
>>141043684
*are a
>>141043544
Looks like I'll never be a Bertfag then because I am not a man
>>141043684
I'm /fit/ but if he wants Burgers I can do that
>>141043697
A happy life.
>>141043544
This is sooo accurate.
>>141043645
you know the rulebut this is a blue board so, about that.
>>141043743
>I'm /fit/
Sure
>>141043727
We don't want ugly landwhale in our religion.
>>141043755
>letting your life be affected by shitposters on 4chan
Your life would be sad either way 2bh family.
>>141043796
All of Bert's children are happy
>>141043788
Don't bully her, 95kg is skinny in her country.
>>141043796
At least you admit you are a shitposter.
>>141043785
I'd post tits but I'm keeping myself pure for Bertkek who am I kidding
>>141043743
no you aren't
>All these idiots think they're saving the thread but, even they are talking about Bert and Bertfags
Kek.
>>141043852
Bert only likes cocks anyway.
>>141043869
Believe what you want friendo
>>141043852
Post and let's see.
>>141043873
The samefagging is also pretty obvious.
>>141043851
Not him but, it's been proven only those who like Bert aren't the shitposters. So you are actually the shitposter.
>>141043897
Reiner is spreading rumors that he's into short fit blondes but I'm neither short nor blonde so I don't apply
>>141043957
It is factual that Bertfags are the only good posters and everyone else is shit.
>>141043927
It's Mikasafags who are triggered by her boipussy. They can't hold an argument and resort to Kill yourselves because it's easy.
>>141044003
I only see Bertfags samefagging though.
Post your best Hitch pictures!And ignore the attention whore you fucking virgins
>>141044033
This. It's all me and my 20 devices simultaneously spreading love for Bert in every direction and arguing with myself at the same time I agree with myself.
>>141044003
Mikasafags are jealous of Bertfags.
>>141044033
You are deluded because there are many Bertfags on here but, keep being in denial.
>>141044076
Just look at the poster count.
>>141044078
Everyone is jealous of us because we are the best and so is our God.
>>141044076
>>141044078
>>141044102
Samefag, and also all me, along with everyone else ITT
>>141044135
I've been in threads with 15-20 posters and over 500 posts. This isn't that bad.
>>141044047
Hitch Hivemind reporting for duty
>>141044033
I'm Bertfag and can confirm I'm doing this
>>141044102
Yea, there are thousands of us here.
>>141044047
>Blorthorrtae fags
>>141044174
Depends on how long the thread already exists.
>>141044135
You're right, I should have said 36 devices.
>>141044179
>uses easy tumblr bait
>>141044179
I'm a Bertfag and I love talking to myself
>>141044229
Bertfags are from tumblr.
>>141044230
Shut up Pigner.
>>141044179
I'm Bertfag and can confirm I'm you and everyone else ITT
We're all Bertfags. Bertfags are the best and everyone else has shit taste especially Hitchfags.
>>141044244
>I don't like it so it's tumblr!
That's Mikasafags and Hitchfags who post tumblr art on here daily.
>checks the thread
>random BS
>Bert faggotry
>d o g g o d
>cute BH
Nice.
>>141042731
Anon I can give you a psychiatric consultation.
>>141044047
Spread the love
>>141044301
And Bertfags.
>>141044315
The first half of the thread was pretty good though, I guess the regulars hadn't arrived yet.
>>141044276
This. The thread was so good until these pig dog devil spawns started whinying and shitposting.
>>141044315
You are also me and everyone else IIT, don't forget
>>141044076
Nice description of Mfag.
>>141044351
Keep spreading lies faggot. The only one posting tumblr is you.
>>141044371
All regulars are here, don't delude yourself.
>>141044437
Go back to tumblr.
>>141044380
We should use our hive mind for something useful like making more Bert art.
>>141039713
So there is actually lewd BS out there? Didn't have this, thanks.
>>141044478
Now they are
>>141044502
I'm already on it. And so are you since you are me.
>>141044494
Anon, you were the one who literally went out of your way to find an image on tumblr to bait others with, you seem to know it well enough yourself.
>>141044592
I wasn't the one who posted it. Now go back to tumblr.
Erwin deserves state funded retirement in lands of his choosing.
>>141044502
>image for devil spawns
>>141044672
>filename
>>141044631
Sure you didn't faggot. Keep being mad that Bert is a God and more well liked then whatever your shitty characterfag is.
>>141042731
We had an Anniefag post himself, it's your tyrn Bortboy.No Mikasafags pls, u greasy fucks
IF YOU LIKE MIKASA YOU CANNOT POST HERE. BERT ONLY REEEEEE
>>141044731
It hasn't changed in like 30 threads. I admire the Efags tenacity.
>>141044672
I'm not sure he wants that.
>>141044767
>and anons still try to claim Bertfags shitpost
More proof Bertfags produce the most quality posts and best threads!
>>141044672
>Erwin deserves state funded retirement in lands of his choosing.
And a blowjob.
>>141044785
This. Mikasa's smelly boipussy has no place in a religious thrread!
>>141044672
And a pretty wife. Can't forget the pretty wife. She can help him write his memoires
Erwinfags are smelly lonely grandmothers who want to bake cookies for old armless men.
>>141044764Maybe it's Mikasafag from all along.
>>141044890
It's greasy too! So gross!
>>141044316
>>141044905
I would write him to write his memories and make his days happy until he dies but too bad he doesn't have many days left.
>>141042731
>>141042782 here, still waiting
>>141044961
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ERWIN A SURVIVOR!
ERWIN CANNOT DIE!pls no kill
>>141044961
Ahem help*
>>141042272
bernie sanders
>>141044905
I doubt he wants to remember everyone who died because of him and write a book about it.
>>141045050
I agree but it would also help him.
Not enough Berb in this thread. Stop shitposting and get back on topic.
>>141045156
I know right? The other Bertfags are letting us down.
>>141045156
My apologies, got carried away.
>>141045175
It's blasphemy! We should force them to drink Pigner milk.
>>141045193
God is so handsome. All men should strive to be him. His fashion is on point here.
>>141045281
Bert is the most fashionable even though he's balding!
>>141045281
>>141045309
He tries his best.
>>141044985
I actually want to give that anon a psychiatric consultation, if he pasts the test then I might give him a physical examination.
>>141044908
Will she make it in time?
>>141039827
You got me, anon.
>>141045401
>when Isayama makes that fanart canon
I love Bert.
>>141045402
I actually want to cook that anon healthy meals and let him raw me every night
>>141045401
I want to rape God.
Next time we have a Bert thread please don't post any Shitstoria, Shitkasa, Annie or Sashat in it again. Thanks, I hate icky girls polluting my religion.
>>141045443
I recommend you not to hurry up anon-chan.
>>141045435
Technically that fanart came out because of the Q&A.
>>141045491
Amen.
>>141045508
This second part is even cuter. Oh I didn't know that what a cute based artist.
>>141045508
So cute. He has such good fashion. No wonder everyone is jealous of our God.
>>141045613
Our God is also based
>>141045639
This. Everyone else looks like they shop the sales at Walmart
>>141045677
Nothing is wrong with cheap clothing, God want you to be humble.
>>141045639
His fashion sense is ahead of his time.
>>141045723
No, God wants you to look alpha as fuck and not like a Mikasafag.
>>141045677
Especially Mikasa. That ugly ass scarf is terribly out of fashion and not practical at all.
>>141045742
Now this is practical and fashionable!
>>141045742
This.
>>141045401
Apparently he is still not the most fashionable. Well I guess he can try all he wants, but it's futile with that ugly face.
>>141045817
Go kill yourself Mikasafag.
>>141045817
>>141045784
>>141045794
>>141045848
Make peace right now. I'm the messenger of God.
>>141045848
You and the Mikasafag should both kill themselves.
>>141045817
Wow you didn't post for more than 10 minutes, I was starting to worry.
>>141045817
MODS
>>141045794
Mikasa probably wipes her boipussy sweat on that nasty scarf. It looks all moldy, which suits an inferior creature like her.
>>141045887
>>141045885
KILL YOURSELF MIKASAFAGS
>>141045885
Mikasa and Mikasafags are qts, the other Bertfags will see it too someday.
>>141045903
I puked in my mouth a little. Such a disgusting creature need to die. I can't wait for our fashionable God to kill her.
>>141045887
>Kill yourself
Wow! This is some original post!
>>141045943
No. Never.
>>141045943
That's impossible because it's a lie.
>>141045968
Well yours aren't very original either, Mankasafag.
>>141045968
Our fashionable, highly intelligent and powerful God will kill Mikasafags, Anniefags, Historiafags, Ymirfags, Sashafags and the one Hitchfag. Then we can be at peace with our Bert threads.
>>141046014
>Mikasafags now think God Bert should kill her
I'm glad you are seeing the light friend.
>>141045943
>assuming I think Mikasa and her fags are qts
Sorry that's not true.
>>141046081
We all know they are manlet spics.
>>141038960
Can't wait to see this animated. Hope they make it as lewd as Annie's laugh.
>>141046213
Nice boipussy.
>>141046213
Disgusting!
>>141046213
Damn all I can see is a piece blade falling down to my pretty face.
>>141038116
>implying he could
>old man tried it on Eren once
>Eren just burst out of him in titan form and killed him
>>141046282
You're not as pretty as me.
>>141046223
Annie's weird laugh was mostly Isayama's fault and the reason it was so different from the manga.
THE NEXT THREAD BETTER JUST BE BERT. I SWEAR TO CHRIST!
>>141046328
Well I don't care about that.
>>141046213
I want to git gud and draw like senpai.
>>141046398
Much better desu.
>>141046365
Every thread is a Bert thread my friend.
Ass thread?
>>141046539
That's not God's ass.
>>141046373
You should care.
>>141046564
Here you go, sorry.
GOD IS THE BEST!
