Keit-Ai is a pretty bad copypasta. It isn't even that good. Is this really the best /a/ can think of?
Make something that's actually good, /a/.
A
You make it.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
claudini uchiha1 month ago
what the song of 0:33 ?
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Comanche 0 (ComancheOfficial)1 month ago
+claudini uchiha Dance of the Manwhore
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claudini uchiha1 month ago
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>>141031631
>write me a script
Only if I'm getting paid for it.
A girl falls in love with a boy.
>>141031631
Go be stupid somewhere else like >>>/v/
I have never read it whole and never will. I always stop reading at ''A boy falls in love'' or something like that, fuck don't even care how it goes correctly.
>>141031631
>>141031757
Wow.
I really missed that pasta.
Thanks for giving me nostalgia.
>>141031631Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
>>141031673
BOY
/r/ing Madara Uchia
Once upon a time, we are available to the poor girl in a certain place. The girl's name is "Cathy"
It was Cathy ass form is good breast be larger and cute and bright but, you're supposed to be parents died poor thing, be brought up by a stepmother. Have had a daughter froward arrogant wicked two people in the stepmother, Cathy had been bullied all the time.
"Cathy!"
"Yes, Sister"
"What, you? With the large breasts than me!"
"Nantes chest.... I like that...."
"Who even small breast? !"
Chalur is second daughter, I was jealous of the big breast cute Cathy
Poor Cathy!
I'll think so too, "Sister?"
"No, my heart I wish Sort by ..."
I do not like this ", ass good shape! "
"Nantes's a good ass ... Such a form is ..."
"Who's ass is bad form! !"
Roxanne daughter I had jealous ass good form of cute Cathy
http://pastebin.com/YjDLr6jn
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
