>THREE O'CLOCK. HEY, Yamato! Let's fight for real now! In exercises, of course. Okay?
>IT'S SIX O'CLOCK. ADMIRAL, where'll we go for dinner? Oh! Yamato? Sounds fun! Let's go!
>SEVEN O'CLOCK. YA-MA-TO, thanks for inviting us to dinner. Let's start our Yamato Hotel dinner then.
>EIGHT O'CLOCK. Yamato Hotel's dinner's great! Huh? But I'm praising you... Yamato, WHY?
>NINE O'CLOCK. Ah, so that's what it was. What're you saying, Yamato? You're a great battleship, you know. And beautiful, too.
>stream commentator is sleeping
>nico stream is full
Where can I go watch E-6 suffering?
>>141030127
Is iowa going to be yurifag's new target
>>141030127
Those lines are cute but overall its kind of a wasted opportunity. No reference to sinking Katori or helping NJ sink Nowaki or even Nagato's flag? Why the nonsense with Kirishima when she isn't either SD or Washington.
Not even in a mean spirited way I mean just a simple nod to those events. They just played it safe its dull.
>>141030339
YES.
No cutie kanmusu girlfriend. Ever.
I never asked for this.
;_;
This event looks like a fucking struggle. Should I just do Easy E1 - E5, Medium E-6 and Hard E-7?
>>141030442
Are you a newfag?
Here's a tip.
Wait several days.
Plan your fleet compo and ships you will need. Reading cleared runs in wiki can help.
While waiting, sparkle all of your ships, gather some resources. Pray to Kira-kira goddess.
Pray to RNG in morning, after lunch and before going to sleep.
>>141030532
>Pray
Wow, good strategy. This sounds totally reliable and efficient.
>>141030554
What can you expect in heavy RNG-based game?
muh skillz?
>>141030554
>This sounds totally reliable and efficient.
So did your parent's condoms, until they broke.
>>141030666
So what you're saying is that anon's strategy is shit? Got it.
>>141030693
Nah, telling you that it's RNG dependant is a useful tip, so fuck off with the condescending attitude.
I'm at least glad that it's confirmed Iowa has interactions with Kongou.
>>141030763
It's great isn't?
The japanese one has more clear engrish than the authentic burger.
>>141030806
I hope she brushes up on her engrish if she's going to voice the future USN ships. Was she really the best japanese VA they could find with decent engrish?
>>141030393
Cutest CV.
>>141030532
>after lunch and before going to sleep
>>141031119
Apparently.
https://my.mixtape.moe/bdgvmr.ogg
>>141031119
>japanese VA
>engrish
Not like they have many options. I mean they could pick nao again and I would've loved that but nooooo
>>141031267
Touyama would have been so much better, but I guess they did not want a second Kongou.
What's the point of this event?
Why do I put myself through this?At least it breaks the monotony of 3-2A grinding though
>>141031316
You just answered your own question.
>>141031413
>>141031267
There is always Miyuki Sawashiro.
>>141030127
>>141030339
>>141030353
Iowa does really like to comment on how pretty and beautiful the other ships are.
>>141031451
mr potato head pls go
>>141031480
Can she do a cutesy tough girl voice?
>>141031316
So that you can take a break and farm Iowa a year later.
Girls are for bullying, not hugging.
>>141031500
Why are Americans so gay
>>141030127
Everyone thought the yuri pairing would be Kongo and Iowa but it is Yamato and Iowa instead.
>>141031540
>>141031556
All the girls are lesbians.
>>141031119
There's always the possibility that they asked her to intentionally speak shitty English. Touyama Nao can speak it better than she does with Kongou; it's really not all that uncommon. This >>141031480 was another famous example. Whether it's because they find it funny, or because the Japanese are more used to that broken English, who can say. But if they cared about accuracy, we probably would have gotten it.
>>141031556
She mentions both.
>>141031567
This.
>>141031480
>implying small indie company could afford her
>>141031606
But they could afford Yui Horie.
>>141031606
>small
>indie
Let's beat up Bismarck, Prinz Eugen and Kashima!
>>141031540
>>141031567
the picture of iowa and atago taking a nude selfie together is oddly prophetic of her character in game.
>>141030587
>What can you expect in heavy RNG-based game?
>muh skillz?
Play with the Battlestation Pacific and see the KanColle fights in 3D. Example fight movies are in protected mode on youtube so you have to watch them there if you're wondering what they look like.
>>141031638
Isn't Colopl much bigger?
I thought Shironeko is big over there.
>>141031674
But if you beat up Kashima who is gonna man the battle stations at Lawson?
>>141030554
I like online freemium games too.
>>141031674
>tenryuushitter aka yurishitter
Is there any talk about special routings? I don't want to waste a "weak" girl on E-1, then curse RNG sending me on a shit route on a later map.
>>141031703
>the picture of iowa and atago taking a nude selfie together is oddly prophetic of her character in game.
I'd like to see more pictures though of "How It Should Have Been" like that Midway illustration.
>>141031750
But Kashima is so ugly she deserves a good beating.
>>141031750
Yes shironeko is pretty big. There's a couple of biggish mobage companies, like cygames who are making a couple of anime I think
>>141030343
I hope the Kirishima thing means we'll get Washington later.
>>141032059
>>enterprise never
Cute hungry carriers
Are all the servers full right now anons? I just registered and can't seem to get it. Yes my timezone is set to japanese.
>>141033015
>>>/jp/
We really can't help you, have a cute Houshou instead..
>>141033031
Embarassing.
>>141033031
That's a very cute Houshou.
>>141033015
Didn't they bring back the lottery?
>>141033015
servers were filled earlier in the day, their tweet said that they would have to make a new server.
>>141033015
Have fun the fucking lottery
Is there a reason why my penis shoots yogurt when I see Iowa?
This event would not have any historical routing, right?
KUMO! KUMO! MURAKUMO!
>Kashima getting BTFO
This had to be the most amusing doujin in a while.
>>141033546
Why people hate Kashima
>>141033575
Contrarians.
>>141033546
Kashima is pure!
>>141033575
Her and Bismarck remind me of girls I knew, so I hate them.
>>141033632
Dumb beta virgin cuck
>>141033632
>being this fucking pathetic
Jesus man, how fucking emasculating is it to know that girls got this fucking deep into your skin?
>>141033632
>>141033646
>girls I knew
That says it all.
>knew
>>141033575
Nobody hates Kashima
>>141033665
You're right. It takes a serious case of nobody such as>>141033632 of a nobody to hate a fictional character.
>>141033632
So are you ready to hate on anon you knew cause of
>>141033685
>>141033665
>>141033660
>>141033651
>>141033646
>>141033575
Remember how some people hated KanColle for "stealing" all the artists? Well you can't have popularity without infamy. Funnily enough, both sides play up the same slutty image that she hardly deserves.
What would Graf do if you hide a ring in a cup of coffee?
>inb4 she doesn't notice and chokes to death
She's not a dumb American.
Oyashio will be the new Okinami in terms of fanart.
>>141033761
Kashima is pretty much like Takao in that regard. Impossible not to sexualize.
>>141033834
I want to make Kashima wear a frilly dress.
>>141033810
She'll probably spill it out, after seeing something metallic inside her coffee.
>>141033810
>outfit has tit sockets
I hate when they do this shit
I want to scream "shut up, Kongou" every time I see her, even when she doesn't say anything.
Do they scold the artists when their new characters don't turn out to be hilariously popular as Kashima?
>>141034274
>hilariously punchable as Kashima
FTFY
>>141034274
Why would they do that? No one foresees the popularity of characters.
>>141034136
>>141034315
>literally bullied by cunts during his childhood
>still THIS fucking mad
You can't make this shit up.
Punch Laga!
>>141034453
Don't lump me in with him, I just like pouting Kongou.
>>141034474
Fair enough, light bullying is allright, just don't go full beta like that other guy.
So is this actually a non-porn thing?
Or is it just a porn thing. I don't understand it at all and only know it from porn.
>>141034522
What?
Not Yaoi.
>>141034582
He wants to know if this is a porn series or not.
>>141034522
Yes.
>>141034459
Hug Kaga*
>>141034582
I've never seen this series in anything that is not porn. The bits and pieces of a premise I've garnered from that porn makes no fucking sense.
I'm just wondering if its more than a smutty ruse.
>>141034437
She(Kaga-san) is so motherly
>>141034522
>>141034649
It's a non-porn thing. It started as a non-porn browser game.
Why is Graf so creepy?
>>141034649
It's like strike witches, but with boats. Started as a browser game, now there's manga/LNs/anime/arcade games. And a lot of fanmade porn, though fanmade non-h outnumbers it.
>>141034659
>Don't put me together with 5th Carrier Division's kids.
Wow, sure is motherly alright.
Fucking bitch.
>>141034659
>condescending as fuck
>motherly
Get your head out of your ass, retard.
>>141034779
Well, to be fair, if that's "motherly" for him, that explains many things about kagafag.
>>141034791
We all already know he's retarded, it was just a reminder.
>>141034714
>It's like strike witches, but with boats.
Sounds weird.
>>141034829
I want to touch this fluffy hair.
>>141034829
Sup fluffy hip hop. your smile makes me feel stronger.
Kai2 soon
What is your opinion on heavy cannons
>>141035427
Disgusting.
>>141035427
Thanks for the PROMOTION anon.
How's the event going, lads?
>>141035640
Statistics finals tomorrow, will get started on it after that.
>>141035640
Maybe next event.jpg
>>141035640
I never start an event on the first day.
Where are the pictures of the new ships?
So, who's your favorite girl this event?
>>141035876
They all fucking suck.
>>141035876
Pola. She looks like an autist, I want to love her and I'm hoping she's actually an autist.
Don't really like Kamikaze. I was expecting Isokaze's Saber voice for her, mainly because of that pose, and now I really can't like her.
>>141035876
Iowa? I dunno
>>141035876
They are all pretty meh
>>141035975
She looks like a cosplaying Zuihou.
>>141035827
I just want to know if there are some historical compositions, so as not to waste some girl on an early map.
>>141036097
There are no historical compositions because this event is made up.
>>141035833
Never mind, found them like I should have before posting here.
>>141030127
>All that Yamato bullying
She's not a hotel.
>>141036111
Thanks. I'm gonna try E-1 then.
Would Takao, Mogami, Mikuma, Hiei, Shouhou-class + Naka, 5 Kagerou be strong enough? I kind of dread H node.
>>141035876
Iowa, the rest are pretty shit.
>>141035876
Kamikazes are the cutests.
>>141036363
Yes that seems fine. As long as you have FCF you shouldn't have trouble getting to the boss.
Maybe throw in a Ducky because of occasional CV Hime.
>>141035876
The one that's not going to be the next Kashima.
>>141034714
>boats
How hard?
>>141036739
Fucking like dogs.
>>141036694
So all of them?
>>141036778
Oyashio isn't going to be extremely popular, anon.
>>141036778
Well I am glad none of the new cuties will have some retard that spams every thread how much he wants to punch her then.
>>141036829
None of them are going to be the next Kashima, which proves my point.
>>141036840
He'll go back to spamming something else in a few weeks.
>>141036937
Perhaps I worded that wrong.
When I said "next Kashima" I mean as in she's gonna get a lot of fanart.
>>141035876 is who I'm betting will get that treatment.
>>141036975
I'm willing to bet 10$ that none of the girls will exceed Hatsuzuki in terms of popularity.
Iowa aside, obviously.
>>141036937
>>141036829
>>141036778
>>141036694
>>141035876
>>141037011
Iowa's sitting more than comfortably at >750 pic that's related to the Yoshinori design. It's 1/10 of Kashima total though.
>>141037011
>>141037125
Iowa got a head-start because she came out during the vita release.
>>141037125
>Kashima has around 7500 pics
I knew she was popular but I wasn't expecting her to be that popular.
I want to deprive Kongou of tea until she goes full Jack Torrance.
>>141037302
more than that. She's about 9000 odd pics. Iowa supposedly has 900+, but quite a few have to be subtracted from this. It's < 1/10 at any rate.
>>141037011
Most of Hatsuzukis "popularity" is thanks to one artist who draws her getting abused or being a huge dyke every day.
>>141037642
Yeah, she really likes the ducks.
>>141037642
That artist is pretty good though
>>141037642
>>141037689
Cute artstyle though.
>>141036263
Yamato doesn't deserve this.
You wouldn't pay a DD for sex, would you?
>>141038175
Of course not, I would do it for free though.
>>141034709
whats up with that html"ä" in Flugzeugträger?
>>141038256
Nips can't into umlauts.
>>141038175
Paying a DD for sex would mean you think so little of her.
>>141038256
Because unlike English, German is more specific about this.
ä as in 'A'
a as in ah.
>>141038256
Holy shit, that's beyond being lazy, that's downright intentional.
E-7 final stage.
>>141038398
Fun.
>>141038398
Seriously? How the fuck are we supposed to sink 6 boss level enemies in a single node?
>>141031793
No special routing, just save daihatsu carrying DDs for certain maps like E-2.
>>141038494
There will be a debuff like E-6.
Hopefully.
>>141038561
There was a debuff in E-6?
Reminder to kiss and love your krauts.
>>141038585
Buy bullying the CV hime at the mid node.
>>141038712
So I finally get to bully the bitch back. 2 years of pent up frustration is finally going to flow out.
>>141038561
The debuff would only apply to the boss, or everyone? It'd still mean sinking 6 hime (?), which a fucking lot. The boss is SS hime, so I guess you could stuff escort fleet full of ASW gear and pray to RNG.
>>141038848
What happened to the 900HP?
>>141038951
http://kanmusu.blomaga.jp/articles/59251.html
>>141038848
>BB hime debuff to Ru-class
I can go with that.
>>141038970
So unless I'm mistaken, the 900HP only decreases if you destroy a certain something?
>>141038979
Do you not see the HP bar?
>>141036263
It's not bullying, it's a compliment to how well she can cook.
>>141039056
My optimism had the better of me.
How does one softly bully Max Schultz?
>>141039102
Grab his dick.
>>141039102
By keeping her clothes when she's in the bath.
>>141039037
Welcome to Summer 15.
>there are people who actually like Iowa
How does it feel to be only a step above the fags who like Speedslut?
>>141039092
Remember.
Tanaka loves upgrading, not downgrading.
>>141039181
Shimakaze is cute.
>>141039148
How was I suppose to know summer 15 was like that? I only started playing the game last month.
>>141039241
By reading the wiki.
Where were you when kancolle died?
>>141039241
If you just started playing last month you won't even be able to reach E-6 so it shouldn't matter to you.
>>141039264
Well sorry if I didn't find it important enough for you, anon.
>>141039181
Does it matter when most are gonna fap to her doujins anyway?
Prostitution is an important part of maintaining morale in the military after all.
>>141039338
I can't take part in the event anyway since I don't have the requirements fufilled to participate.
I just wanted to know why the 900HP didn't show up that's all.
>>141039390
I find it hard to believe someone has below 75% win rate.
>>141039390
>I can't take part in the event anyway since I don't have the requirements fufilled to participate.
Yes you do. Unless you tried really hard to get your win rate down or all your slots are full.
Why makes Kashima particularly slutty compared to other girls?
>>141039415
Its the combined fleet and slot thingy that I don't meet the requirements for, anon.
>>141039520
Read the fucking wiki you fucking retard.
>>141039520
Did you even read how to make a combined fleet?
>>141039552
I honestly didn't, anon. I originally thought it was only unlockable during W5.
Either way, my resources aren't that high to begin with so that's another reason why I haven't took part.
>>141039668
Doesn't matter, at least attempting the first few maps is better than whatever you're doing in regular maps.
>>141039720
I'll give it a try when my second fleet has returned from an expedition.
FEUER! FEUER!
I want to date Ashigara.
Also any hard details on the movie/season two?
>>141040184
No, stop it.
I don't want any more heart attacks!
But the Yamato was a shitty ship that never got used.
>>141036263
But she's not bullying, she's just telling her to stop letting the hotel remarks affect her.
>>141039441
Flirty
The lewdest body
>>141040323
And at the rate the current event is going, most will not get to use Iowa either.
>>141040879
So fucking disappointing that its Kirishima.
>>141036739
>Piercings are safety pins
I'm not sure to be amused or disappointed.
>>141030393
>girlfriend.
Not wife and mother of your children.
>>141038175
I'd pay to knock up one.
>>141030127
I want to culturally enrich her.
>>141037741
>>141037758
>those designs
>good
>cute
Please no.
>Hyuu got so desperate he took on his CLTs
I want to add someone to my harem who should I add?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10119092
>>141040788
Flirty?
Any examples?
>>141030393
Then why is her bosom so pitifully small?
>>141042270
Kashima isn't flirty. Heck, she isn't sexual.
>>141043500
She's made for rape.
>>141043591
How can it be rape if I'm willing?
>>141043409
I want to squeeze those melons until she cries out in pain.
>>141043648
>I'm
H-hi Kashima
>>141043648
>you will never tickle Kashima during sex
Can someone please post some thick Takao?
I just unlocked her.
はい!春風は大丈夫です!
>>141043924
Gelbooru:
>takao_(kantai_collection) curvy
>Takao
More like "The Cow", amirite?
>>141044103
Shitty banter, as expected of fatshitter aka mobileshitter.
I want to adopt Hoppou.
>>141030393
>No cutie kanmusu girlfriend. Ever.
In my dreams and my imagination, anon.
She's kind of skinny here, but it'll do.
You find Kashima passed out on your bed after a hard day.
What do you do?
>>141037642
You can add making her transgendered to the list now.
>>141044528
Inspect her Kash' box.
>>141044528
I used to think "passed out" meant the same as "passed away".
>>141044528
Check airways, breathing and circulation, after shouting for help.
Examine her body, try to investigate the cause of her loss of consciousness.
If she's not breathing, I'll perform CPR, and use my cellphone to call emergency.
In case anyone hears me shouting for assistance, I'll ask them to find a heart starter.
>>141044103
DELETE THIS
>>141044807
>frogposter
Piss off.
>>141044807
dumb frogposter
>>141044528
Cuddle her and pull up the covers to keep her warm and safe. Maybe offer her a massage or a quickie in the morning when she wakes up.
Somebody called for a 牛お?
>>141044853
>>141044854
can't stop me
Prinz is for licking everywhere.
shipgirls most likely to end up as single unwed mothers.
pic related.
hamakaze is for pumping and dumping.
mmmmmmmmmm
>>141045569
Good. She deserves it for being so desperate and pushy.
>>141045569
>unwed mothers
Rude.
What happens if you give Kongou a Rubik's cube and tell her to solve it?
>>141045811
She'll probably get bored after a while.
>>141045811
She flips out.
>>141045569
Face it, even a desperate girl like Ashigara would rather become a single mother than becoming your girlfriend!
>>141044528
Give her another hard thing to wake her upIm talking about my penis
>>141031316
I am asking myself this right now. I don't even want any of the reward ships very much, and I don't care about the new air power mechanic or whatever the fuck it is. All it does is break the monotony.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/geek/archives/51523038.html
Is this hell?
Why is Ashigara so perfect?
>>141046418
You don't question perfection.
>>141046382
What are they going to do when he passes out and dies?
>>141046462
>character development
No.
>>141046511
What about some plot?
>>141046567
And backstory?
>>141046382
>That Yasen
Slut.
>E-1
>H node
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a cockblock node on the very first map of a 7-map long event?
>>141046593
I could get behind that.
>>141046624
FCF, nigga.
>>141046624
>implying it isn't easy
Houshou with some nice tits is best Houshou.
>>141046624
As long as you have FCF it doesn't matter, getting more than 1 taiha is unlikely.
>>141031480
>Miyuki Sawashiro
I dream of her voicing Kiso.
>>141046666
>>141046731
Never used it, but I'm considering it now.
>>141046668
It was easy on the first run, I one-shot everyone, then all other runs were ruined by taiha.
I love girls in tracksuits.
>>141046731
Not him, but unwanted endless Green-Ts on preboss keep giving me between 2-5 Taiha. I do not have Saiun equipped.
>>141042214
I want to be a drop of sweat trickling down Atago's tits
still perfect
>>141039437
>your slots are full
95/100 kanmusu struggle life, my famia
I've been struggling to get rid of ships for the last while now. I really need to buy them extra slots.
>>141048745
If you use the cookie method, you can use paypal. Just max them slots.
>>141048398
>perfect
>flat
how?
>>141048398
If you love her so much why don't you just get a skinsuit of her and wear it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_Atoll
>>141049218
Such a weird fetish
>>141049211
Flat is a God's gift to men, once you reach enlightenment, you too will understand.
>>141049272
You telling me you don't want to be the little girl?
>>141049339
Not by way of a skinsuit
>>141049218
Sauce? Reverse is giving me nothing
>>141049287
Do you think that's the face of enlightenment?
>>141049287
I like my curves from every angle, thanks.
Weapon upgrades when?
>>141048398
Still flat.
>>141049386
We must go nui-er.
>>141049619
Akashi improvements were added over a year ago.
Does Nacchan like it when you put cream in her coffee?
>>141049619
I wonder if the fairies have wives at home that they keep pictures of during battle.I wonder if any of those wives received a letter home about their next of kin
>>141049218
if this is part of a series i think it is there's one of shimakaze one of I-19 and a Kongou one that also has Kongou getting into a admiral skinsuit and screwing the admiral who is in a Kongou one
>>141049378
Then you're doing it wrong.SauceNAO, dumbass.
>>141049287
Tits are filled with love. If you wanted to hug a girl with no tits you might as well hug a man.
>>141049643
You just went full Nuinui. You never go full Nuinui.
>>141049776
Flat is the embodiment of all the good qualities of girls: Purity, youth and innocence.
There is nothing better than putting your ear to a flat's chest and listening to their heart beat.
>>141049898
Challenge accepted.
>>141049962
Ushio is pure and innocent, though.
>>141050179
Ushio is for headpats and hugs.
>>141049962
You can do the same with a boybecause boys have no tits
>>141051094
but that's gay
>>141050937
Darn right.
>>141049898
I want to lick Shiranui's back.
>>141051434
No sweat.
>>141049692
She loves it when I fill her cup with cream every night.
>>141051866
Why would she drink coffee at night?
She'd just turn restless from the caffeine.
>>141051962
So innocent.By cup I meant her vagina, and by cream I meant my semen, and you should be able to figure out the rest
>>141030353
Iowa/Kongou Bongou Engrish duo.
>>141051962
Who would be Costanza's favorite kanmusu?
Thread's been dead all day, did everyone get banned for talking about the event yesterday or is everyone spreadsheeting and watching streams?
>>141052567
is there a gallery of this whole book?
>>141038712
By mid node, which node are you talking about? F? H?
>>141052567
Fubuki and Kaga somehow look shittier than they usually do.
>>141053044
That's 2-2.5 years old.
Fuck retards like Kongou.
>>141053543
Gladly.
>>141053474
Kongou, I fill your teacup with my milk tea every night as well, so don't act puzzled.
>>141053543
With pleasure.
Victorian Maid Kashima
Kamikaze jokes when?
>>141053831
How else were we supposed to have little ship girls of our own?
Cheap Prostitute Kashima
>>141053995
You're not supposed to. Ship girls are not for procreating with.
you walk into your room and find this.
what do?
>>141054057
How else do you think DDs are made?
>>141054130
30 fuel, steel, ammo and bauxite.
>>141054107
Close door and let them engage in their yuri love uninterrupted.
>>141054152
Touché.
>>141054107
Scrap them.
>>141054107
Ignore.
What are your favorite pairings?
>>141054107
Scrap Ushio.
>>141054447
you+/trash/
>>141054753
>yuu
>>141053995
Would Kongou be a good wife and mother?
>>141054946
Hush, it's not boat time.
>>141054970
4U that is.
>>141054952
Absolutely. She'd be the kind of mother that the child would find a bit embarrassing but who all the other kids would love and wish their mother was like.
>>141054107
Get Ushio a breast reduction.
>>141054447
cute (╹ᴗ╹)
Threadly reminder that:
Ro > Yuu
>>141055004
That's good news for my fiance.
>>141055115
Reminder:
You = Faggot
>>141055144
>liking the sexier, better looking design somehow makes mer a faggot
Now that is some warped logic, son.
>>141054107
Get between the symmetrical docking.
>>141036739
This is gyaru right? I really like that artist
>>141055172
>sexier
Ro is not for lewds.
This map is great. Even kusomode is shit, suddenly I'm reminded of summer.
The game of this is fucking terrible.
Should I watch the anime or just not even bother?
>>141055539
The anime is shit.
>>141055539
>the game of this is
dont bother with the anime, its shit.
Just to let you know, the game has everything thats suppose to be cannon. Not the anime
>>141055539
The anime is worse, stick to your doujins.
>>141055539
The game is fantastic, just look at the post right above yours.
How popular was RO?
>>141055539
The game is better as a passive thing, I somewhat enjoyed it despite its many issues thanks to this mentality and I don't have to pay a single cent. Otherwise it just becomes work and stressful.
The anime is garbage, but the supplementary material is at times worth the read.
>>141055539
If you didn't like the game then you're going to hate the anime even more.
>>141055656
RO RO RO your boot.
>>141054770
Why is the dog asking her about other people while licking her?
Ashigara is for taking advantage of.
>>141055403
Is E-5 combine fleet?
>>141056078
No, single fleet but I'm leaving it for last.
The boss BGM in E-6 is also pretty good.
>>141056069
Ashigara is for marrying and making happy.
>>141056260
With my dick, of course.
>nover 4,000 pics of lewd KanColle fan art on my hard drive
>never watched the anime or played the game
Am I the only one?
>>141056290
Of course, how else are you going to make little wolves otherwise?
>>141056441
Yes
http://exhentai.org/g/930742/5fe74f4aa1/
>>141056540
The anime is shit though and I don't play mobile games
>>141056579
Game isn't even on mobile yet.
>>141056579
>mobile
>>141056579
>KanColle
>mobile game
>>141056614
Is it a browser game then? All I know is that it's free to play bullshit
>>141056647
What's wrong with it being free to play?
>>141056699
Free to play games are usually shit
Browser games are usually shit
The game is probably shit
>>141056647
It's a browser game and the quality isn't very good but it almost never requires money in order to be enjoyed.
>>141056647
>>141056723
What are you even doing here, then?
Pffffthahahaahaha
>>141056957
Just wondering if anyone else really likes the character designs and fan art but has no interest in the franchise otherwise
>>141056999
>those trips
>>141056999
http://exhentai.org/g/930742/5fe74f4aa1/
Is this the proper way to treat Kashima?
>>141057006
Secondaries are not welcome here, so they don't tend to flock to these threads.
>>141057006
You can fap to the doujins and not play at all
>>141056549
>>141056999
http://exhentai.org/g/930551/20b5a0ddb0/
When is Kashima going to get some missionary position leglock doujins? She is a good girl.
>>141056999
>Constant teasing causes the admiral to basically rape her and then marry her
>She ends up NTRing her sister
Justice.
/a/ has ruined me.
>>141054447
Your waifu and me.
>We had a bad dream. Can we sleep with you?
>>141057246
Kashima is a lovely character but that one is pretty amusing.
>>141057246
Nylon is a good man
>>141056441
>4,000 pics
Yes
>Love KanColle never have played the game or watched the anime
No.
>>141057387
You were broken to begin with, /a/ just made you face that fact.
>>141052567
Cute Yuka and Kaga
Last week on a healthy 4koma Adventures: Non Non Shipgirls
第122話
鎮守府に新たな仲間が増えるそうです
Looks like the base is about to have some new comrades.
第四駆逐隊の嵐ちゃんと萩風ちゃんだって
Says it's Arashi-chan and Hagikaze-chan from Destroyer Division 4.
駆逐艦 白雪、吹雪
Destroyers Shirayuki, Fubuki
第四駆逐隊というと一航戦のおふたりと…
That brings to mind the two from the First Carrier Division and...
舞風&野分!準備はバッチリだよ!
Maikaze and Nowaki! We're all ready!
駆逐艦 野分、舞風
Destroyer Nowaki, Maikaze
またイメージトレーニングを…?
Mental preparations, again...?
もちろん この仮想嵐ちゃん&萩風ちゃんで!
Of course, with virtual Arashi-chan and Hagikaze-chan!
一生懸命な加賀先輩を見てると何も言えなくて…
Couldn't say anything watching Kaga-senpai work so hard...
(仮想野分ちゃんも効果あったし…)
(Virtual Nowaki-chan worked, after all...)
女子会
Girls' Night Out
(イエーイ)
(Yaay)
なので 今夜は第四駆逐隊と一航戦で女子会だよー!
With that said, tonight is a girls' night with Destroyer Division 4 and the First Carrier Division!
(女子会?)
(Girls' night?)
萩風が女子会好きで
Hagikaze likes them, so...
ちゃーんとお誘いもしてあるから!
I sent out invitations and everything!
(女子会のおさそい)
(Girls' Night Invitation)
女子会…?(とは…?)
Girl's night...? (What is...)
たしか 女子だけで集まって食事やおしゃべりをするんだとか
I think it's a gathering of just girls where they talk and eat snacks.
正規空母 赤城、加賀
Aircraft Carriers Akagi, Kaga
女子→女の子→駆逐艦
Woman -> Girl -> Destroyer
では 私たちも制服に着替えて…?
Then we should change into uniforms, too...?
女子は女性という意味で大丈夫だから!
It includes females in general, so it's alright!
呼び方
Naming
久しぶりだな!舞!のわっち!
Long time no see, Mai! And Nowacchi!
駆逐艦 嵐
Destroyer Arashi
のわっちはやめて!
Stop with that!
のわっち?
Nowacchi?
提督がそう呼んでたから教えてあげたんだー
The admiral calls her that and told us about it!
余計ことを…
So unnecessary...
駆逐艦 萩風
Destroyer Hagikaze
あの…久しぶり野分
Err...hello there, Nowaki.
うう…萩風は第四駆逐隊の良心よ…!
Sniff...you're the conscience of Destroyer Division 4...!
>>141057856
What map is the 4koma author up to in the event?
嵐の自己紹介
Arashi's Self-Introduction
や!陽炎型駆逐艦十六番艦 嵐だ!
Heya! I'm Arashi, the sixteenth destroyer of the Kagerou class!
みんなよろしくな!逢えて嬉しいぜ!
It's great to meet everyone!
ベルト…かっこいい…!
That belt's so cool...!
駆逐艦 初雪、深雪
Destroyer Hatsuyuki, Miyuki
おっ分かる?
Oh, you get it?
探照灯?
A searchlight?
探照灯ほどじゃないけど光って回る
Not quite, but it lights up and turns.
(仕込んだスクリューが)
(Using a screw)
回る!?(なんで!?)
It turns!? (Why!?)
カッコイイだろ?ヒーローっぽくて!
Cool, isn't it? Like a hero!
カッコイイ!欲しい!
Cool! I want one!
嵐ちゃんと深雪ちゃんたちは趣味があうみたいです
Looks like Arashi-chan and Miyuki-chan have matching interests.
萩風の自己紹介
Hagikaze's Self-Introduction
陽炎型駆逐艦十七番艦萩風です 浦賀生まれです
I'm the seventeenth destroyer of the Kagerou class, Hagikaze. I was born in the Uraga division of Yokosuka.
特技と趣味は健康料理です
My special skills and hobbies are healthy cooking.
健康は料理だけですかー
Is the healthiness just limited to cooking?
いえ 早寝早起きや運動も心がかけています!
Oh no, I also put my heart into exercising and sleeping early to rise early!
じゃあ 明日の朝から乾布摩擦一緒にどう?
Then how about joining me for some dry towel rubbing tomorrow morning?
いいですね!是非!
Certainly, that sounds nice!
翌朝
The Next Morning
は…裸はちょっと…!
B-...but not naked...!
司令官以外女しかいないんだから大丈夫だってー (上だけだし)
There's nothing but girls apart from the commander, so no problem! (And it's just the top)
大丈夫じゃなーい!
There is a problem!
服の上からでも大丈夫だそうなので次からはTシャツを着るそうです
You can also do it with the top on, so she's going to wear a T-shirt next time.
カッコイイ先輩
Cool Upperclassmen
古鷹先輩 加古先輩 (出撃ですか?)
Furutaka-senpai and Kako-senpai! (Are you sortieing?)
重巡洋艦 古鷹、加古
Heavy Cruisers Furutaka, Kako
おー 新入り?
Oh, newcomers?
哨戒行ってくる
We're going to patrol.
うおおおおお腕の艤装カッコイイイイイイ!
Woooah, that arm rigging is so coool!
飛びます?これ飛びます?
Does it fly? Does it?
これは飛べないのごめんね
Sorry, it doesn't.
そうなんスかー
Ah, 'kay.
でも 古鷹先輩は目からビームが出る
But Furutaka-senpai can shoot beams from her eye.
マジで!
Seriously!?
探照灯!
It's a searchlight!
ビーム見たいっす!目からビーム!
I wanna see the beam! Eye beams!
ちょっと嵐!失礼でしょ
Hey, Arashi! That's rude!
今から出撃だから今度ね
We're going to sortie right now, so maybe later.
ヤッター!
YESSS!
やっぱり 内蔵型にしようかな…
Should've gone with the internal version, after all...
カッコイイ先輩2
Cool Upperclassmen 2
天龍・龍田 戻ったぜー
Tenryuu and Tatsuta have returned!
軽巡洋艦 龍田、天龍
Light Cruisers Tatsuta, Tenryuu
お疲れ様ですー
Thanks for the hard work!
天龍先輩龍田先輩お久しぶりっす!
Tenryuu-senpai, Tatsuta-senpai, long time no see!
今日も浮いてるやつカッコイイっす!
Your floating thing's as cool as always!
おー久しぶり 相変わらずこれ好きだなー
Oh, heya. You sure like that thing.
はい どーぞ
Here you go~
カッケーー!
AWESOME!
え?アンテナを浮かしたい?改装要望なら上にあげておくけど
Huh? You want your antenna to float? I can bring it up as a remodel request, but...
今すぐ!?それはちょっと…
Right now!? That might not...
Yes, I know how lewd that line sounds.
四水戦
Fourth Squadron
先輩と言うやつ今もやってる?
Do you all still do that thing?
やってる…
Yeah...
そーかそーか!四駆も揃ったしビシーッと決めないとな!
Good, good! The Fourth's back together, so it's gotta look crisp!
嵐ちゃんはあのポーズやりたいんだ…
So you actually want to do that pose...
だって あのポーズ決めたの俺だぜ!カッコイイだろ!
I decided on it, after all! Isn't it cool?
えーっ!
Really!?
(こうかな? これは… こう?)
(How's this? And... This?
軽巡洋艦 那珂
Light Cruiser Naka
アイドルっぽい可愛いポーズにするか迷ってたから…
We weren't sure if it should be cute idol-like poses...
最近はヒーローっぽいポーズをキメるグループも人気だって言ったら採用された
Recently, groups finishing with hero-like poses are pretty popular, so we went with that.
(シャキーン (`・ω・´)ゞ)
クラムチャウダー
Clam Chowder
そだ! 陽炎ちゃんが料理作るからよかったらみんなでお昼食べようって
Oh, yeah! Kagerou-chan said she can make something if you want to have lunch together!
陽炎姉のメシ!食べる食べる!
Kagerou-nee's food! Totally!
陽炎姉のクラなんとかって汁が美味しいんだよなー
Kagerou-nee's clam-something soup is so good...
クラムチャウダー?
Clam chowder?
それそれ!麦飯にかけると意外と美味しい汁!
Yeah, that! Goes unexpectedly well with barley and rice!
私はパンでいただくけど…
I eat it with bread...
私も絶対パン
Definitely.
マジで!?
Seriously!?
これが後にクラムチャウダーやシチューはごはんかパンが戦争のきっかけになったとかならないとか…
This may be the start of the war between rice or bread for clam chowder and stews...
>>141057920
Think he was on E2 when I checked earlier in the day.
部屋割り
Room Divisions
ええと ふたりの部屋は…
And about your rooms...
あれ?そういえば野分ちゃんが十五番艦で嵐ちゃん・萩風ちゃん・舞風ちゃんの順番なんだ
Hmm? Come to think of it, Nowaki-chan is the fifteenth ship, and the rest in order are: Arashi-chan, Hagikaze-chan, and Maikaze-chan.
ええ
That's right.
第一小隊は俺とのわっち 第二小隊が萩と舞だったんだ
The First Platoon had me and Nowacchi, whereas the Second had Hagi and Mai.
じゃあ 部屋割りもそうする?
Then how should the rooms be divided?
いちいち引っ越すの大変だし のわっちと舞 俺と萩でいいぜ
It would be too much trouble to start moving, so Nowacchi with Mai and me with Hagi should be fine.
舞風ものわっちと一緒で問題ないよー
I'm fine with staying with Nowacchi!
私も問題ないわ
No objections here.
私は萩風と一緒がいい…
I'd rather be with Hagikaze...
(のわっちのわっちと…)
(All the "Nowacchis"...
健康な鎮守府
A Healthy Base
女子会用の健康夜食を作っておこうかな
I'll start making a healthy dinner for the girls' night now.
萩の料理楽しみだぜ!
Looking forward to your food!
キャーーッ!
Kyaaa!
どうした!萩!敵襲か!
What is it, Hagi! An enemy attack!?
貴重な生鮮野菜が…こんなに…こんなに…!
All these precious fresh vegetables...there's so much...!
健康すぎる…!
It's so healthy!
そ…そうか…良かったな…
O-Oh...that's nice...
>>141049898
Mai subarashi daughteru
http://pastebin.com/MyveYSec
Big fat freedoms.
>>141058078
Cui Bono?
Sometimes I wonder why I even continue with this if I never find it enjoyable to play.
>>141058158
What is even the point of this?
>>141051848
Why can't she control her feelings?
>>141058078
Thanks for the translations.
>>141058237
Right now Tanaka is laughing while having sex with his Kaga dakimakura and rubing his body with all DDH Kaga pictures his took, he wishes you a salty event.
>>141058114
>tfw I'll never have pasta battleships
>>141058116
Cum in Bono?
>>141057920
His latest event tweet was from 10 hours ago saying he cleared E-1.
>>141058078
Thanks, I'll typeset it once I get either clear E-6 or get stuck again.
>>141058334Thanks
https://youtu.be/zl3FJ5KbtTU?list=LLKDAJGCkypanL9Un5jLDQug
>>141056441
I'm kind of in the same boat. I've taken in all KanColle media but the only thing I haven't done is play the game.
>>141057856
>Kaga-senpai
>4 koma
Finally
>>141057895
Adorable Kaga-san
>>141058500
>>141058651
Die in a fire like Kaga did.
What are the Devs twitting about now?
>>141058443
Post this on nico asap.
>>141058863
They forgot to implement Abyssals raiding your base and are going to fix it.
>>141058863
They fucked up and are asking players to stop clearing E-6 and E-7 until they fix it.
>>141058863
looks like apologies for the delay and a report on how people are doing in the event
>>141058078
Thanks
>>141058863
don't do e6/7 until they fix bugs
But I was having fun getting the normal formation despite the debuffing. Tanaka please.
https://a.pomf.cat/llydgb.webm
>friend starts playing the game a month ago
>he sees event
>i tell him to wait for others to finish and maybe watch the streams so he knows what hes up against
>he says theres the wiki for that
>dives right in
>sends me blurry pics asking me whats going on
>i ask for a proper screenshot
>he blocks me
Fuck this game i lost my only friend
>>141058863
We're retarded, please don't do E6 and E7 until we fix everything #can this
>>141058311
She controls them very well when ttk is around.
http://www.travelbughawaii.com/Ioke.htm
Will the fairies on the new airbase be able to survive a hurricane?
>>141058311
What is this? My NuiNui is either a brick or has that look of disdain like she wants to tear someones head off.
>>141058347
Not sugoi
>>141059552
https://twitter.com/shinyadano/status/727618063277772800
He actually did it
the absolute mad man.
>>141059616
Even though it was in kusomode, it's still not easy with the current bugs.
>>141059661
What exactly is bugged, anyway?
>>141059706
The debuffing, and the base raiding that's supposed to happen.
>>141058311
My daughteru can't be this lewd
>>141030127
And you guys figured she'd latch onto Kongou.
Very cute Iowa.
I wonder who I'll get first.
>>141059616
I wish I have a PC right now, darn it
>>141059851
>And you guys figured she'd latch onto Kongou.
You realize that's because of engrish, right?
>>141059616
>Level 155 Fusou
What amazing taste. But really, 3 hours in easy last dance? Harsh.
Has Fujita Saki said anything about the event?
>>141059985
She usually doesn't start until later.
>Set up VPN connection via SoftEther
>DMM doesn't load
I don't know what to do.
>>141059851
>And you guys figured she'd latch onto Kongou.
I was one of the anons who said she'd be paired with Yamato more than anyone and was hoping for it. Her lines are still pretty meh and that VAs English is atrocious, but at least those lines are sweet.
>>141033834
Indeed, pure sex, but a good girl.
That doesn't mean I don't want to bone her within an inch of her life though.
>>141058114
>dem abs on Iowa
n-nice
>>141034522
It's not porn by itself.
Light ecchi at the worst.
It just has so much potential that there was no way it wouldn't have a ton of porn.
I mean if ya haven't noticed most of the girls are pretty hot.
>>141045740
Wow, she's barely been out long enough to memorize her name and already Oyoshio has lewds.
>>141056999
The 'wait what' look on Kashima's face is priceless
>>141060362
>Oyoshio
A new ship?
>>141060024
Pick another VPN server.
>>141054130
Exactly!
>>141060362
You still haven't memorized it, it's Oyashio.
>>141060405
>>141060362
>Wow, she's barely been out long enough to memorize her name
You sure got that right since her name is oya not oyo
>>141054447
A census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti thththth....
So, how have you guys been doing?
have you gotten any rare ships from the event?
>>141056467
I'm told this is supposed to be Ashigara, but it doesn't look a thing like her.
>>141060538
The only ships I don't have are the new ones and they're drops from the two broken maps.
>>141060619
Yahari anime S2
>>141059924
I know. I thought it was amusing.
>>141060516
>>141060508
I rest my case.
>>141060629
Well, that's cool!
I've got unfinished business at E1 and E4, so I'm hoping to get them done!
>>141060716
I like the right one
>sidetail
>tsurime
>cute little mouth
>>141060678
That's what I get for trusting people.
I tried.
>>141060815
That's normal around here, people false-flag and shitpost all the time
>>141060876
Yeah, except I tend to get given a hard time when I then repost the inaccurate ones.
I wasn't sure, that's why I spoilered it.
Oh well, the usual, enjoy the random cute pregnant chick then.
>>141059851
That was more that one tumblr artist than anything.
Cute famiri
>>141060538
The only places to farm are broken right now.
>>141061141
>famiri
Why do you post like a stupid cunt?
Kokoro no suki~
>Getting fucked hard by random crits RNG in E2
JUST
>>141061991
Use both support, thank me later.
>>141060538
Where did you drop Teruzuki?
>>141061141
>>141061880
Stop spamming, cunt.
>>141061602
Because he is an autistic kid who thinks he can make friends by spamming these images and get responses.
Kaga not did it
This feels more like something medium should have so I'll just typeset the 4koma now and wait on the devs, maybe the fix will make it easier.
Since this thread will be dead by the time I finish I'll post it in the next one.
Kuma?
>>141062256
She drops on Node F and I at E-2, beware of two Ru though on the former.
Eat well Kaga-san
Are you watching her anime? It's airing this season.
>>141062823
Is it the okottemasu show?
Kaga is love, Kaga is life
>>141062658
Thanks. Still have to clear E-1. H node is such a pain, I am considering FCF.
>>141063372
I don't see why you aren't using it already, the boss node is so easy you could be missing your whole escort and still beat it.
>>141063233
Will you make a moo sugoi kaga picture for me
>>141063698
Sorry but I don't have a PC right now
I just want to live in Japan.
>>141063777
You should fix your situation instead of posting here.
>>141064271
Same here and I want to marry a Japanese girl like Kaga-san