![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.47_[2016.04.30_21.02.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vjCFkK1.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 14.47 [2016.04.30 21.02.30]")
Mind control? Seriously? They couldn't come up with anything better?
>>141026200
wasn't mind control apparent since the first episode
>>141026200
The show has been completely ridiculous shit from the first ten seconds of the first episode. Mind control is far from the biggest fuck up Haifuri has had.
there's no other reason why a good pacifistic peaceful matriarchy would engage in armed violence
>>141026229
Most people thought it was some sort of conspiracy while mind control was just a joke theory.
>>141026340
rather than mind control, its more like berserk... maybe enhance victim feeling or something
>yfw Captain Mike ispromoted to Admiral Mike
>>141026200
What would you expect of an average moeshit?
watch MANime senpai
A conspiracy wont fit in a 13 episodes series probably while mind control magic/science can be hand wave easier.
>>141026340
It's still probably a conspiracy using mind control.
Wilhelmina is not cute.
>>141027187
She's super cute.
>tfw you will never be roomies with Mii-chan.
Mashiro doesn't know how lucky she is.
>>141026200
to be fair neither could all of /a/
>>141026788
you know a 13 episode series is like 2 feature length films? I'm pretty sure you've got enough time for a conspiracy.
>>141027187
>>141027435
Willie Brown sugar a best.
>>141027435
HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
The rat came in a box, remember.
>>141026200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
>>141027585
Not enough cute girls doing boat thing if they went on why the conspiracy, how the rat chosen to become the vector and some might dropped it halfway since NOTHING HAPPENS. Maybe if the conspirators themselves are cute girls, which we may get in the future episodes. Here is hoping.
>>141026200
>evil hamsters
Shyamalan-tier twist
>Idiots used to defend edgy GuP before the latest episode
>>141027187
Warum ist Mike so Scheisse? Sie hat die ganze Furisode vernichtet.
>>141026340
Uh, no. It was more like, "it would be cool if this were a conspiracy, but since it's anime we all know it's going to be mind control bullshit"It's probably a conspiracy anyway, else ships that missed the rendezvous suddenly falling victim anyway doesn't make much sense
Do girls normally need toilet paper when they pee?
>>141027943
Unless they are gross and unhygienic. yes.
>>141027943
Well they can't just flick the piss off the end of their vaginas.
>>141026200
No. What do you expect from an Aniplex original just trying to leech off the runoff from GuP's post film resurgence as well as KanColle and Arpeggio. What slays me is all the prior GuP BDs are charting higher than the High School Fleet ones again on Amazon almost as if one little last fuck you towards the project. Maybe if they'd had a better production committee managing the project as opposed to one that only knows how to superficially copy or leech off of the success of other people and businesses it'd have been different but it is what it is. Another waste of talent and planning in the making by Aniplex by the looks of it.
I tought this shit was going to be awful like kancolle, but I liked it a lot, for what it is.
>>141026200
this is an otaku pandering anime anon. mind control in the actual show will help make people want to draw doujins later.
through dick, unity.
>>141026693
Go express your latent homosexuality on /v/.
Do you think we'll ever get fleet actions in this show?
>>141028043
GuP TV BDs from 2013-2015 are charting higher than pretty much anything period right now though really it's just a solid wall of Bandai Visual stuff old and new in the upper echelons of the overall Top 100 Amazon/Stalker at the moment. Pardon the pun but abandon ship on the current season and if ever there was a sign that the anime community in Japan is trying to tell the current anime industry something with how it's flocked to this particular set of releases and re-releases over the current seasonal fodder it's screaming it loud and clear right now. Like literally the only anime series entirely within the top 100 of Amazon right now is GuP, this is what it's coming down to in Spring 2016.
>>141026200
At least its still better than Kancolle.
>>141028043
Obvious leeching aside at least they didn't say anything completely retarded like "we're making an anime to supersede Girls und Panzer" before it aired like with Aldnoah and Gundam this time.
![[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 04 [76B24384].mkv_snapshot_05.31_[2016.05.02_22.54.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6mk58oc.jpg "[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 04 [76B24384].mkv snapshot 05.31 [2016.05.02 22.54.29]")
What's she doing with Zimbabwean money?
Why is everyone writing mind control off as an inherently bad plot point?
Protip: It isn't.
>>141027943
Are there people that don't wipe after peeing?
>>141028999
More importantly why were they laughing at the Euro?
>>141028999
She used to be a prostitute in Zimbabwe.
>>141029027
Are you deaf?
Mind control could be good if it's executed well along with suitable and well-thought setting.
Protip: This series didn't do that.
>>141029119
Sure, I was listening to my own music while watching the episode.
![[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 04 [76B24384].mkv_snapshot_17.30_[2016.05.02_23.22.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2oTXhoC.jpg "[Vivid-GJM] Haifuri - 04 [76B24384].mkv snapshot 17.30 [2016.05.02 23.22.48]")
What's Anzu doing in this show?
>>141029169
People were writing it off before it had been fleshed out.
Such as now.
>>141029187
Literally who the fuck does this
>>141029210
That's a splendid young adult though
>>141029187
The joke was that she used Washi as a pronoun, which actually means Eagle.
They were laughing at her poor Japanese.
>>141028043
Speaking of which, when are we getting the GuP movie BD release anyway?
>>141029296
>this post
>>141026200
My fetish
>>141029003
It's a cheap justification for live-ammo combat without resorting to war outbreak. And to steer-off GuP's pre-established premise (war machine sport).
Still, what triggered me the most is "no aircraft" at all. What the hell? You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
>>141027943
Plenty of water to wash themselves.
>>141029464
>You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Did you also complain that there were no planes in GuP?
>>141029464
>Still, what triggered me the most is "no aircraft" at all. What the hell? You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Especially since they stuck the main characters on a destroyer and anti-air screening for larger ships is a huge part of a destroyer's job.
>>141029582
Their instructor literally airdropped in in the first episode.
>>141029296
http://jisho.org/search/%E5%84%82
Here's the word you're looking for.
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 06 - Reaching The Climax Of Our First Match! (BD, 720p) [A934AC79].mkv_snapshot_21.47_[2016.05.01_21.44.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t7erEDR.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 06 - Reaching The Climax Of Our First Match! (BD, 720p) [A934AC79].mkv snapshot 21.47 [2016.05.01 21.44.33]")
>>141029582
>no planes in GuP
>>141030039
How in the fuck does that thing fly?
>>141030058
The power of shitty CG animation.
>>141029969
>Their instructor literally airdropped in in the first episode.
I think you're somehow missing the point by several years.
>>141030039
That's not a plane.
>>141029582
Did you fuckers forget that the Instructor and her tank paradropped from a plane?
>>141030224
They were shot from a giant cannon. Likely a P1500 Monster.
>>141030108
What was the point?
>>141030328
It was cool?
>>141030328
That tank wargames apparently need to have plane squadrons bombing them at all times.
>>141030328
That they had no plane combat in a tank anime just like they are not having any plane combat in a boat anime.
>>141026200
Like a government conspiracy involving making everyone in the world try to kill a bunch ofnewbie schoolgirls in a training mission? Yeah that'd make much more sense.
>>141030108
No, I'm not.
In GuP, airplanes exist, and are shown to exist, and simply aren't relevant to the main story because it's a sports anime about ground battles between cute girls driving tanks.
In Haifuri, aerodynamic flight was outright never invented. The writers don't even make a half-assed attempt at creating a scenario where airplanes are a non-factor, they just went full Civilization and rushed straight to modern warships without spending a single turn on Flight.
>>141030527
It literally doesn't matter whether or not flight was invented, since it wouldn't belong in the anime in the first place. It's an anime about ships, where girls are training to operate ships. And yet some autists complain that they need planes.
>You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Like, what the absolute fuck? How can you make a comment like this if you have seen the anime? It's not about the Pacific Theater. It's not about war. It's a fucking ship school anime.
If you're gonna complain about the lack of planes like that, you also need to complain that the combat in Girls und Panzer do not accurately represent war.
>>141030108
Well, you too. This >>141030382 is fine, but I hope they'll take more time to orchestrated the whole thing. Just throw some political (BS) context a little like they did in GuP. Don't just use some lazy and bizarre reason like "no one is able to mount high rotor machine on a kite" full stop.
>>141030603
Except at one point, a plane could have been really useful finding the Harekaze
Eliminating planes just to make the search harder and ensure it always faces ships is pretty cheap
Plus, it's pretty stupid how the Harekaze has AA guns when planes never existed
>>141030745
Presumably balloons are used for fighting in the air.
>>141030776
>Airships vs ships
Now that would be cool to see.
>>141029086
Her VA isnt Nao Touyama or Ayane Sakura
>>141030695
Oh man you sure make airplanes seem simple, why don't you make one.
>>141030805
Target acquired.
>>141030603
>It's an anime about ships
Ships with AA guns, helipads, and historically, catapults for launching their own aircraft.
But why have an interesting episode about the Harekaze using a squall to hide from scouts, or fending off a wave of bombers from a friendly ship, when you could just alter reality to conform to your poorly-thought-out plot?
GuP worked because it kept things rooted in actual history. Haifuri picks the bits of history it likes and discards the rest.
>>141030903
>GuP worked because it kept things rooted in actual history. Haifuri picks the bits of history it likes and discards the rest.
GuP also works because it completely discards physics.
>>141030603
>Like, what the absolute fuck? How can you make a comment like this if you have seen the anime? It's not about the Pacific Theater. It's not about war. It's a fucking ship school anime.
Of course I can, because GuP is a sport with active regulation, carbon coating and all that shit, but in Haifuri, it's not a sport. The girls are constantly battling life/death situations. Like those sub's torps could easily split their boat in half.
There are real situations going on and not "just a sport" like GuP. And of course you can have planes to help Harekaze to take down a Musashi. Like, how do you plan to take down a Musashi with some/few boats without air support? Those 46cm guns can kill a destroyer in a single shot y know. Not to mention their extreme range.
>>141030918
Well, yeah. But they didn't, I don't know, give all the tanks the ability to hover a foot off the ground because tanks getting stuck in mud is a historical element that wasn't convenient in their historical warfare cartoon.
>>141031097
They just coated all of the tanks in plot armor because tanks killing the crews of other tanks was a historical element that wasn't convenient in their historical warfare cartoon.
>>141031087
>Like, how do you plan to take down a Musashi with some/few boats without air support?
Mind control weakens your aim.
>>141031087
>Of course I can, because GuP is a sport with active regulation, carbon coating and all that shit, but in Haifuri, it's not a sport.
This doesn't actually make Haifuri a war anime. It's still an anime about a girl school that trains in the operation of ships.
which haifuri fucks best while mind controlled?
Why people freaking out now about this mind control plot even if it was obvious since last episode where german girl explained situation with her ship what also fits situation presented on Mike friend ship
So is the Musashi 100% compromised or are there pockets of normal people holding out scattered across the boat?
Probably the first one because the second would be too cool.
>>141031174
Depends on whether it strictly increases aggression or inverts it. For all we know it'll turn Torpedo-chan into a teary-eyed waif who fires torpedoes because the enemy ships are scary.
>>141031262
Because there was still a 2% chance that it was something else. Now there's a <0.01% chance.
>>141031262
Because the vector for the mind control turned out to be motherfucking Hamtaro.
>>141031279
Well, Cap'n and XO of the Spee were unaffected. Moka was also shown as the only person on the Musashi not controlled. I imagine if there were any others on the Musashi not under the influence, they would've already flocked together.
Are these starting to get out of hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR-QgN_hDAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATQvtvgET8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJfNa2nTxI
>>141031315
Frankly I don't think it's gone far enough yet
http://webmshare.com/play/oKzgn
>>141031313
Moka is the only person on the Musashi we've seen. Maybe there's some kind of fight going on between two factions.
If this doesn't end in a cat statue at the school and a permanent cat crewman position on every ship I'll be disappointed
>>141030845
What do you think the wright flyer was, a fucking F-22?
>>141031309
That's still pretty realistic.
>>141029464
There absolutely has to be, all the shit on the Sarushima proves it.
>>141026200
Why does this picture make me so hard?
>>141031440
Yeah, I can't see why they'd have SeaRAM if there weren't any aircraft.
>>141031309
No, the vector for THIS INSTANCE of it turned out to be a hamster.
>>141031388
Not really. Looking up the wright flyer right now and it still seems pretty complicated.
>>141031572
And its also well within the knowledge base of a world that has modern 21st century ships, cellphones, and satellite mapping.
>>141031495
Except that Minami indicates that the hamster itself is suspicious (and not a hamster).
It's a fucking mind control hamster that got picked up from some newly-discovered-because-there-are-no-planes island that Abyss tried to sell but it ended up getting loose the ships and making a mess.
>>141026200
Mind control is not bad. The bad part is cute hamster from a box.
Mysterious electronic wave would be much cooler
>>141031174
Rin.
>>141031597
Yeah, I don't know how they developed the satellite stuff. Maybe they made a really good catapult.
>>141031730
Or a catapult that shoots catapults
>>141031730
Rocketry is different from aviation anon. Rocketry had been more established at an earlier time than heavier-than-air vehicles. Aerodynamics is also different as hydrodynamics have given people in aerospace the needed initial insight in the first place, and that development works in lighter-than-air just as well.
Don't assume that you must have jets to develop nuclear pulse rockets.
>>141031817
>>141031730
>>141031597
>>141031572
>>141031388
>>141030845
>>141030695
>>141030108
I can go even further and remind you all that heavier than air was just abandoned due to that safety concern thing. It's still proven as a concept in that world, just not further explored.
In addition, turbine propulsion went on just fine. The use of jet turbine in our world was just an adaptation of steam turbine as well as the nascent gas turbine for use in aerospace, that's all. The idea is sound even in 1930s for that matter, just that material science and manufacturing took a little bit to catch up with the theoretical engineering works to make things happen.
>>141031643
There's definitely someone behind everything though and I'm bet money on it being the instructor. She's the only one who fired on the Harekaze without an explanation as she wasn't under mind control.
>>141030058
Poorly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focke-Achgelis_Fa_223#Operational_history
This will kill Haifuri for me if they continue with these demented hamster/rats.
Everything was fine and then they do this, Why can't they just keep it simple without bullshit happening.
>>141027187
Wilhelmina is cute.
>>141032707
What's the problem? It's not as if the whole thing will turn out to be an accident, there's definitely someone behind the hamsters using them to achieve their aims and it's probably the instructor.
>>141032707
The rodent is a biological weapon. It's a substitute of a nuclear warhead.
>>141032707
Ferrets are the enemy
remove ferret
>>141026200
I'm still waiting for the "It was aliens all along!" plotwist.
>>141032677
I guess it didn't fly that good.
>>141029296
Washi is a first person pronoun that's only used by old men these days. She's talking like an old man, and it sounds weird.
Imagine if an ESL said that something is "tubular". It's a bit like that.
>>141026200
For the final fight of the season, the boats will fuse in a robot looking like some kind of mantis, with submarimes as legs.
>>141033935
I hope it turns out modern ships can actually transform into mechas in this setting.
>>141034150
"Mr President, we have two options. You can invest in heavier-than-air flight, which will revolutionise transport as we know it, or you can invest in making our boats transform into giant robots, which is really fucking cool."
>>141034202
Style over function.
Always style over function Mister A.
>>141033401
I'll probably will sound old asking this but what in the loving fuck is ESL
>>141027943
Not if I lick their urethras clean.
>>141034329
English as a Second Language learner/student
>>141031309
It had to be something like that, something what could make cat related to why they are not affected.
Imagine all the shit brewing inside her tight anal canal.
>>141034680
No thanks
>>141034680
>>141034848
Don't worry. Her panama canal got an expansion, courtesy of the Chinese.
http://www.industryweek.com/transportation/chinese-ship-be-first-through-expanded-panama-canal
>>141034941
I'd like to expand her canal, if you know what I mean.
How many shits do you have to take to spend 12.5 metres of toilet paper a day?
>>141034680
Am I the only one who doesn't use toilet paper but washes my ass when I'm at home on the tub?
The idea of lingering shit remaining in my ass by just using a toilet paper disturbs me. And using a wet paper towel doesn't really convince me either, which I have to do if I'm outside the home.
>>141035141
This is what everyone should be using.
>>141035175
I think I've never even touched mine.
>>141035141
That's why I usually only take dumps before showers.
>>141035095
Just one. The rest of that time on the toilet is spent trying to squeeze semen out of her shit hole.
>>141031802
Isn't that basically just Multi-stage rockets in a nutshell?
>>141035438
Kinda, except they aren't catapults so no.
Give me one thing she ever contribute to the crew except for complaint about her own luck or complaint about Mike and other being shit.
Seriosly with Mii added to the crew they should just demote her to toilet cleaner or something
>>141035561
Stop bullying Shiro!
>>141035561
Please learn English.
>>141035698
You clearly are trying to avoid the poster's point.
Mashiro has only lamented about her poor luck, instead of coming to terms with how that she's responsible for her own misfortunes.
>>141035561
The last few days I've been fapping to this fantasy:
>No one likes Shiro
>everyone thinks she's incompetent
>you're the only person who befriends her and encourage her
>she eventually falls for you and takes you to her home
>you then start charming her sister, maybe even drugging her to eventually become your dick slave
>at Shiro's most vulnerable state, you fuck her sister right in front of her
>every night Shiro is in her bed, clutching her plushies and trying to drown out the screams of her sister next room
>every night it's "I'M CUMMING" "WE'LL COME TOGETHER!"
>>141035756
I don't care about his point until he can actually say it in English.
>>141035785
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>141026200
whats the matter i thought /a/ liked trainwrecks
>>141035785
I want to take away Shiro's toilet paper when she needs it most.
>>141035141
Protip: if your diet is right you won't even need to wipe.
>>141035141
>Not evolving a self-wiping anus
>>141035803
True, yet I've said it for him.
Now, speak your word about Mashiro's total ineptitude. Frankly, I find it being the worst and the most acidic part about the dynamics at the bridge of the Harekaze, and Mashiro should be relieved as the XO as soon as possible.
>>141035943
Which Haifuri is most likely to take a perfect, clean shit?
>>141035943
Sorry, but I enjoy spicy food.
>>141036040
Then contact the writers and ask them to remove her.
>>141026200
And people said this ain't going full-on edge shit.
I'm laughing at you now.
>>141036078
>full-on edge shit.
I know you're baiting, but refrain from being a retard please.
>>141035943
What do you even eat?
Stop talking about shit please.
>>141036133
I want to watch a Haifuri shit.
>>141035943
This is not completely true.
There are other things that affect that stuff, like your stress levels. Most of the time, I don't need to wipe. However, every time I'm stressed about something, my shit changes from large solid chunks that leave no trace of shit behind to soft shit.
>>141035095
I measured my toilet paper: One sheet is about 14cm in length, so 12.5 m is about 90 sheets. German toilet paper.
I usually use three sheets when taking a shit, two when taking a piss. So there you have your maths to figure out.
>>141036241
>the guy who cares enough to go and measure his own toilet paper usage is german
Sasuga
Which girl's shit would have the dankest smell?
>>141036241
How soft is German toilet paper?
>>141036297
I don't think I care for anyone's, when it comes to shit, I only love loli scat.
>>141036298
like plywood
>>141036378
Why only loli scat?
And what about other loli waste substances?
Yea I'm pretty bummed out that the twist ends up being probably some radioactive rat making people go crazy then at the end the cat and the rat will be friends or some shit. I'll still watch but my care for the plot is out the window.
>>141036297
Hot, steamy torpedoes.
>>141036437
I somehow imagine lolis to be all sweet, that negates my distaste about scat generally.
Other kind of substance is fine not only on lolis for me.
>>141036277
>>141036241
Canuck here. I use no toilet paper when taking a shit at home, nor any while taking a piss. However, I do use about 350-500ml worth of water (12-16oz for Americans) to wash my butt.
However, my estimate is that I need 3 sheets of 10x10.5cm of paper tissues to clean up when I cum. I think I still do this about 3x a day or so.
>>141026200
I thought she was on her period
>tfw there will be doujins about scat instead of piss and rags
>>141027824
Does scheisse mean shit?
>>141036523
I can't wait.
>>141036630
Scheiß sure does mean shit.
What Scheißdreck.
Interesting.
http://www.toilet.or.jp/iiunchi-labo/unchireport200804.html
>>141036675
>guys only use 3.5m
That still seems a little much.
>>141036675
So wait a sec. Male use 3.5m? I need to take a dump about twice a day, so 50x10.5cm would be sufficient for my needs. What's up with the nips using that much toilet paper? Are they using tissues to sniffle their noses every hour or something?
Christ, even calculating the worst of napkin use, being 4x-6x (23x28cm, 9" Width x 11"), I would still come nowhere close to that 3.5m figure!
God! Just what the fuck are they doing with those paper tissues?
>>141036298
Obviously there's all kinds, but the only places where I've seen the really hard and uncomfortable stuff like pic related is in public lavatories.
Someone need to post this to 2ch or nijiura. I can't wait to see how the elevens would response to autistic canuck and kraut accusing them of squandering paper tissues across the board.
>>141036630
Where do you think the word "shit" came from?
>>141036786
Mina would be horrified if someone told her to wipe using that.
>>141036780
I know of some people who will line the toilet seat with paper before they sit down, maybe that contributes.
In the haifuri world
Want geostationary ISTAR satellites?
I've got you senpai
>>141036912
>>141036780
I am going to follow up. Average consumer use about 8.6 Charmin sheet dimension (8cmx10cm/4.27"x4") per trip, 57 sheets per day, which accounts for 456x10cm (20.3' x 4") a day.
Seriously, people are fucked up.
>>141037010
Want rapid fire long range heat seeking guided missiles?
I've got you senpai
>>141036908
On the contrary, Mina likes it rough around her butt.
>>141037031
Want high speed internal combustion engine powered jet boats?
I've got you senpai
>>141037094
Want a floating hub for helicopters, drones and packed with surface and air search radar?
I've got you senpai
>>141037087
So she would prefer a hard tonguing instead of soft and gentle ass licking? Got it.
>>141037124
Want an engine and wings with controls?
Nah fuck that way to way too hard senpai
>>141037124
What are these ridiculous flying machines that don't have balloons or envelopes, that's scientifically implausible.
Maybe the force of gravity is stronger in the HaiFuriverse
>>141037124
Want a torpedo that's capable of downing something like that?
I've got you senpai
>>141035141
I just use three seashells.
>>141036780
From my horribly unscientific observations the Japanese grab their toilet paper by the fistfuls. Each wipe uses a whole bundle, and they don't fold and reuse.
This is supported by their highly throwaway society (every fucking thing is individually wrapped) and their cultural squeamishness with toilets (theirs even play music to hide the sound of their pissing).
/a/ - Toilet Culture
>>141037171
That's fucking stupid the implications for the development of terrestrial life would be massive and completely ignored, so it's probably true.
>>141037236
I don't understand why people don't fold and reuse. You have a perfectly good side of toilet paper to wipe more shit off after you fold, why waste it?
>>141037338
>M-muh dirty fingers as the poop aura seeps through the tissues when the physical poop hasn't
I personally fold it up to 3 times and make the most of them, unless it was a particularly nasty dump where I have to drop the paper instantly.
>>141037236
Their culture is entirely self-contradicting at times. They keep stressing on a need to save resources, yet they use paper tissue and water without a care in the fucking world!
For example, citing Water Resources in Japan cite, the Japanese use 314L of water per capita per day, as opposed to 100gal a day per capita in US (EPA) and 251L per capita per day in Canada (EC). European figure is about 280L/day.
Fuck, we need a new episode already so we can stop talking about Haifuri shits.
>>141037492
Because mind-controlling hamtaro is so much better
>>141037558
It's not a hamster.
>>141037563
>>141037558
shit sure ain't a capybara.
>>141037492
We just need people to stop shitposting so much.
>>141031315
I hope once we get a little farther into the show that someone will make a video of this set to the Crimson Tide theme, which is pretty fucking ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYe4dSunbs8
>>141037492
Haifuris shitting and pissing would have never been a thing if the show hadn't gone into it in such detail.
Mina didn't have to let us know that Japanese toilet paper was too soft for her asshole's liking.
>>141037431
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think 100 gallons is more than 314 litres.
>>141037694
You are not wrong, but it's outright incredulous for the Nips to come this close to USA in this sense when they've no lawn to water.
>>141037731
>>141037694
The calculation is that about 30% of American water use goes to outdoor use (lawn) according to EPA. That's about 113L/379L for the lawn.
>>141037431
Wouldn't be a need to stress the importance of not wasting shit when your population aren't wasting them would it?
>>141037731
Bidets are standard in Japan. And they take showers/baths far more often than Burgers' "every 3 or so days" rule.
>>141037236
On top of that it blocks the sewers.
>>141038042
What the fuck? They don't shower every day?
>>141038042
Germans have gotten down to about 121L/day per person as of 2010 while taking their showers. I guess Nipland still insists on ofuro all day every day as they give fuck all to water scarcity.
Can't you just go to sexy onsens every day?
>>141038107
>They don't shower every day
You don't know this?
Russians and poo in da loos are notorious for not bathing often enough either.
That said, Flips shower every day, TWICE a day at least, and three times, depending.
Flips love bathing.
>>141038075
Not the jap paper.
Would girl(s) would be the most satisfying to rape?
Would their shit smell the same?
>>141038250
The one who contributes the most to wanton waste of non-renewable obviously.
>>141038250
Rape is wrong. (unless it's girl on girl then it's fine).
>>141038042
>Burgers' "every 3 or so days" rule
As a burger myself, this is news to me. Everyone I know showers daily.
>>141038296
>girl on girl then it's fine
You are as bad as >>141038273
>>141038273
Shiro is the only correct answer.
>>141038250
I can't say "the youngest one" since they're pretty much all the same high school age, so I have to stick with the smallest one.
>>141038345
Women can't rape. This is enshrined in law in many jurisdictions. After all, rape requires penis in vagina. Therefore, a girl "raping" a girl is not really rape, and is therefore okay.
QED
>>141038408
Why the smallest one?
>>141038678
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNORAT
I can see it now.
Mashiro's aversion to cats will be their salvation when the cats become the viral carriers and the whole crew gets taken over with only her still sane.
Why offer little girls faustian deals when you can just mind control them into crazy murderers
>>141038678
Yuri hamsters you say?
>>141038546
Two reasons, you can pick whichever you want.
1. Rape as in forceful rape: the smallest is the most childlike ergo the most innocent, hence the most satisfying to corrupt.
2. Rape as in statuary rape: the smallest one probably thinks she is the least appealing sexually, and choosing her would make her happy because you think she is the sexiest for you.
>>141038546
Because his penis won't seem quite as tiny.
Why is Shiro the cutest?
>>141039069
Why is there so much Shiro bullying and Shiro hate? She's super cute.
did this turn grimdark yet?
>>141039140
They ran out of toilet paper.
>>141039140
They've all been forced to hold in their giant shit logs, I think it's pretty grimdark.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.16_[2016.05.02_00.18.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q3eAZs2.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 20.16 [2016.05.02 00.18.30]")
You will never rape Mashiro. Ever.
Why even VBSS?
>>141039393
Why is Mina so perfect?
>>141026229
>anime
>apparent
>by virtue of anime
Some real philosophers here.
>>141038786
got link?
>>141027765
https://a.pomf.cat/kwyrhm.webm
>>141039865
I got it from this person https://twitter.com/oi147
>>141030855
>Kirov
>Slow as fuck
>Gets pelted by 20mms
>Burns up
>>141039926
Glorious
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.40_[2016.05.01_21.24.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hi51niS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.40 [2016.05.01 21.24.42]")
I want to cum on her face.Within a monogamous and loving relationship.
>>141038042
>>141038330
Daily showers are standard
The only ones who stretch it out are neets on 4chan
>>141040210
Left looks like she'd be easily embarrassed over lewd things.
>>141039140
Look at what's happening to this thread right now. It's grimdark enough to literally shitpost.
>>141040463
That German and the Canadian anon are truly autistic when it comes to the loo.
>>141040702
What Canadian anon?
I want to replace Mina's toilet roll with the softest, thinnest toilet paper I can find.
>>141040738
The guy who said >>141036484 and put out both imperial and metric.
>>141037230
underrated post
>>141040210
Why were they so angry?
>>141040981
They were out of toilet paper too.
>>141040925
Oh right. He has a point about using tissues for cum. Maybe the Haifuris use it to clean themselves after lewds.
>>141036786
wtf nobody but green idiots buy that recycled crap tp and even in public restrooms is usually a three layered bleached not so soft cheaper tp variant
i never ever saw something like in your picture and i visited almost every state in germany
as for me i only buy four layered soft tp
>>141031315
There's a new version of the trailer one which corrects some errors.
https://youtu.be/p2WuDHoLF04
浣腸！
>>141039393
mission accomplished
>>141038250
Pick your No 1. from each department
>>141042097
Mashiro.
Michiru
Machiko
Hiromi
Minami
>>141036786
is that some relic out of the ww1 trenches ?
Can we all agree that Rin is objectively the best bullying material of all time?
>>141042666
Calm down Satan.
I'd prefer to bully Shirothen apologise and cuddle with her to sleep afterwards.
>>141042666
Definitely strong.
I want Mina in my life.
>>141041210
Schools tend to pick the cheapest of the cheapest when it comes to toilet paper (though I can't say I visited schools in every state). Also, gas stations.
>>141042586
The Wikimedia description claims it's from the times of the German Democratic Republic. The photo was taken in 2015 though, which would make the roll at least 25 years old. But there are still places where you can find this, as said.
>>141043230
I want to sniff her worn bikini.
What cute things she do on the ship?
>>141044062
She pushes out small, cute shit nuggets.
>>141044467
What would Mike say if you aggressively pushed her down?
>>141044609
"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
>>141038250
That's literally the reason German girls were put on this earth. I'm Russian, I'd know.
>>141044062
What's her duty again?
>>141044978
So, what do they taste like then anon?
>>141045066
Mutiny when?
>>141045045
Operations specialists
If this was the USN. It's the people that work in the CIC. Essentially people that gather incoming data such as radar and sonar information and relay it to other crew members.
Most likely on the Harekaze, she's the radar operator.
>>141045299
If you had to choose between smelling Mina's feet or her unwiped ass, which would you opt for?
>>141045335
Mina's feet, every time
>>141045299
>>141045335
>>141045379
Disgusting.
>>141043230
I want to cum on her footwear.
>>141026200
mind control instigated byrussia
>>141026200
Did you really expect a series,that just used the first 5 minutes a an episode to have a conference about toilet paper,to any sort of serious plot?
>>141043230
I want to cum on her beautiful hair.
>>141045070
Defeat and shame, according to my grandpa
>>141045287
So she won't have screentime until fleet battles?
>>141045458
>not understanding the bliss of having her stuffy, slightly damp feet all over your face
>>141036009
I hate the /v/ way of taking screenshots.
>>141026302
I'm with you there, anon.
That episode implied that cute loli ever poop and all op has to complain about is mind control?
>>141036675
I figured pic related might be part of the reason behind the high usage.
>>141039105
>Why is there so much Shiro bullying
because she only attracts trash
>>141046920
lel. Who the fuck does that these days, unless it's a third world bus station bathroom.
I want to fuck a Zumwalt
>>141033401
>Tubular
Bad comparison, that's just a specific word.
A better comparison would be an ESL going "blimey mate".
>>141046991
Zumwalt is like the girl on the left, so clean and elegant-looking but pleases old men for defense contracts.
>>141046920
I think some girls line the inside of the bowl itself with some paper too, to avoid splashback and/or the sound of the shit log hitting the water.
>>141047210
Left is for rough fucking, might be good as a high school girlfriend.
Right is for marriage.
>>141043230
I want Mina as my wife.
>>141031133
They just gave all tanks non-penetrating ammo (hint: it does exist IRL) and a "carbon coating" thing to ensure the crews aren't killed anyways by the spalling (hint: spall liners also exist). It's taking actually existing equipment a bit further than what it does IRL, but it's not disregarding physics altogether.
Quoting a famous line, "suspension the disbelief, not hanging it from the neck until it dies".
If they do teh same in Haifuri remains to be seen.
>all that talk aboit navy and toilet paper
>no mention of USS Skipjack
Plebs
>>141048227
For those who can't read that picture.
http://www.submarinesailor.com/history/toiletpaper.asp
>>141047954
So far in Hai Furi they've done the following:
-Instructor and German ship firing multiple shots of high explosive at a ship from long range. Several glancing hits but no real damage done. Somewhat reasonable
-Harekaze firing a training torpedo at the instructor's ship, causing a fuel leak.
-Harekaze firing an armor penetrating shell at the German ship. As far as we know, no casualties, unless someone was standing in a very unfortunate location.
-A depth charge damaging but not killing a submarine. This I think is the most suspect. Mike had to know that there was a very good chance that something could go wrong and the whole sub would sink.
>>141029025
Appearantly. I don't understand it, unless you literally have no access to toilet paper.
>>141048366
Letal radius of depth charges was roughly 4 meters. Impact was calculated to be at some 9 meters (both cass rough numbers, Anon) - well into the "disable but on't destruct" radius. Sub had to surface almost inmediately by an emergency ballast blow. Actualy realistic result.
That for the damage.
As for position, they KNEW the depth (sub had hit the paravane), so getting a near miss with their one charge is not a stretch of possibility - they getting a direct hit would have been TOO much luck. So, also not too unlikely.
I'd say it passes the "not rom the neck" test >>141047954
>>141048659
Fair enough, though I read in a previous thread that the Paravane itself had a good chance of fucking up the sub.
>>141048659
>they KNEW the depth (sub had hit the paravane), so getting a near miss with their one charge
of note that they wait for teh paravane to hit befo firing - they don't want to waste it
>>141048359
>[the toilet paper letter] still hangs on the wall under a banner that reads, "Don't let this happen to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WuDHoLF04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATQvtvgET8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJfNa2nTxI
Man these parodies are getting real good. The first one in particular
>>141048359
I was going to greentext a couple nuggets, but the whole letter is amazing.
>>141048886
There's a typo on the poster, "from the writer of 'Girl* und Panzer'"
>>141049017
Too smug.
>>141049105
FUG. Here you go
>>141048886
Lol, just noticed the capital 'E' in HarEkaze in the image name. Anon's being careful with his spelling.
>have amazing setup for politics and conspiracies
>going well, have a good mix of cute girls and grim situations/betrayels
>all of a sudden literal mind control rats
sasuga nippon
>>141049747
At least there's still the scat and piss doujins to look forward to.
This episode really showcased what women in the military would be like
Completely useless
>>141049747
They wanted the KanColle fanbase so they had to do something stupid.
>>141049747
>The rats were engineered with nano-machines and gene modification to emit brainwaves that control behaviour
> It's part of a conspiracy to control the girls and their ships and armaments to control the seas
Wait that sounds familiar
>>141049281
More nitpicking sorry, but there's a couple of issues with the billing block down in the bottom left as well. it should be "an Aniplex" and the title is missing the "Red" too.
>>141049747
It can still be saved though, not 100% but they could go like something it's a virus that goes people goes berserk instead of plain mind control. Would still work with conspiracies well without going full retarded.
The problem was the super jump and shit like that.
>>141049747
Am I going to have to explain that using rodents as test subjects for mind control tech makes plenty of sense every thread?
>>141049747
>prefering boring /pol/ stuff to MOTHERFUCKING MIND-CONTROLLING HAMSTERS
12 olds. 12 olds eveywhere..
>>141026229
They didn't have red eyes though.
>>141050084
The thing is, we've SEEN mindcontrol hamsters before.
But people just plain being against the 'good guys' almost never.
Also, Mind Control is a copout anyways.
>>141050189
>implying we've not SEEN boring conpiracies before
Lemme guess. You've watched at LEAST 10 animes?
>>141050189
There was something like mind control going on anyway. Mina mentions that the electricity on her ship failed and then the crew mutinied, so that suggested some sort of pulse addling everyone's heads.
>>141050189
>But people just plain being against the 'good guys' almost never.
>>141050189
Everything about the mind controlling hamsters implies that some human organization is out to get the "good guys"
Also what the fuck
Black and white good vs evil stories are dry as fuck. Why would you want more of them?
Are there literally people DEFENDING mind controlling hamsters?
>>141050373
No, you've just utterly failed to establish why it's a bad thing. We're not on the defense until you give us something to defend.
More importantly, will there be hamster rape doujins?
>>141050740
Yes
>>141049972
Right...
>>141027885
Who's the Fate-chan of Haifuri?
>>141051027
Wilhelmina
>>141050792
I want it but I own a hipster phone.
>>141049747
>have amazing setup for politics and conspiracies
None of the previous developments make any sense with only muh politics going on. There's a reason people have been calling mind control for weeks.
>>141051467
Are you stupid or just not paying attention?
Mind control hamsters as a freak accident do not explain the instructor lying about the engagement to high command. There was a clear act of subterfuge by something with human level consciousness.
>>141051560
>Mind control hamsters as a freak accident do not explain the instructor lying about the engagement to high command.
Yes, Tama was completely unable to communicate with other humans after being possessed.
>>141051467
I'm still holding onto hope that it's both. You're right that just politics didn't add up, but just mind control is just as disappointing to me.
So why can't we just have both conspiracies with mind control?
>>141051560
Okay, and hamsters as a vector for that consciousness or control invalidates none of that. Meanwhile, the Spee and the submarine need huge leaps to work with the assumption they were all willing actors.
>>141051682
Of course, but the contention in most of the old discussion was exclusively mundane politics / conspiracy. Clearly someone stands (or stood, if it's a "company discovers ancient totally-not-just-hibernating alien, decides to secretly study it" sort of situation) to gain from what's happening.
>>141051682
This is almost certainly exactly what's going on. A shady organization wants to start a conflict of some sort and is using mind control tech to cause it. The hamster they found in episode 4 was a poorly disposed of test subject and nothing more.
>>141051619
She was acting instinctively and defensively, not deceptively at all. Why would a hamster decide to claim that there was a mutiny? You're really stretching for this show to make as little sense as possible and performing mental gymnastics to make it seem bad when it isn't.
>>141051793
Oh my god you're dumb
I never insinuated that they were acting on their own. Of course they're being mind controlled.
It's like you honestly believe that because they're being mind controlled, there's no human based conspiracy going on. I don't even understand how you could come to that conclusion.
Worst case scenario for next episode:Recap.
Second worst scenario: more mind control shenanigans, and mind control hamsters speaking to the girls. Either literally, or by taking over the host's speech.
>>141051913
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to someone angrily arguing against the exact opposite of what my post said.
>>141052014
I take recap over QUALITY and shit plot any day.
>>141052014
Sorry. I got carried away with the insults. It just seems like you're really holding on to a very shaky conclusion that I can't even grasp, that the whole setting is one of sunshine and rainbows and that everyone would be getting along if not for these evil mastermind hamsters mind controlling people into attacking each other, and that humans had nothing to do with it.
To me it seems much more likely that a shady organization is strategically deploying mind control hosts to cause turmoil, and make it easier to wrest control of the seas, and that the hamster that was found was only a test subject.
It seems like you really want it to be the less obvious but more stupid plot point, and not the more obvious and sensible one, out of pure cynicism.
>>141052262
I don't think anyone can conclusively say anything about what the ultimate cause is. Personally, I think the methane mining is foreshadowing something, as is the deep-sea vent in the OP.
But >>141049747 acting like a purely-political explanation would have worked prior to this development and would have provided a better explanation for what happened is ridiculous.
>>141052048
How bad will the QUALITY be? Twintails tier? Psycho-Pass tier?
What "politics" could there be in a conspiracy plot anyway? It's not like we spent an episode discussing the coalitions in the Diet. Any "politics" would be no more than Baddie party and Goodie party anyway.
Although if the conspirators are embittered aeronautical engineers angry that the shipbuilding lobby is suppressing their research it'd be hilarious.
>>141053093
When you think about it, it takes kind of a huge asspull for the end goal of a political conspiracy to be to isolate one under-gunned training ship with high schoolers on it.
The only conspiracies that make sense are ones that have as the immediate goal to cause chaos and confusion among the fleet, and having half the fleet chasing after one of its own destroyers accomplishes that.
This is clearly going to stay lighthearted. Just enjoy the cute girls.
>>141029582
They are mentioned in the fluff as a boys thing. Go ask in an /ak/ GUP thread.
>>141052568
>a plot is more ridiculous than red eyed mind controlling alien hamsters from the center of the earth
Next episode when? There was a nice discussion about the plot point a few days ago but now it feels really stale.
>>141050279
>electricity on her ship failed
>>141054733
Next week
>>141048886
/ak/ has the best memes.
>>141026200
>Haifuri threads this week
>>141054624
Sure. Mind control just requires a fairly standard concession present in many works of sci-fi or fantasy fiction. It's not "realistic", but it's consistent. Trying to work around everything that doesn't fit with a mundane explanation, especially with regards to the behavior of large numbers of school children in a top-secret conspiracy, would kill the internal consistency entirely.
>>141056092
How many times have you imagined a Haifuri pooping since you watched the episode?
>>141056259
I think about it every time I punish the porcelain.
>>141054733
Fair point.
![[HorribleSubs]_Haifuri_-_02_[720p].mkv_snapshot_18.44_[2016.04.17_11.14.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iaLCFdh.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 02 [720p].mkv snapshot 18.44 [2016.04.17 11.14.32]")
>>141044467
Did Mike steal Wilhelmina's green underwear?
Captain Mike looks cool driving those speedboats and this episode she was riding with a girl and that's like cooler.
>>141055993
>>141051000
Has /ak/ mashed together any other movies or games with anime? Did someone try to do something with Sabagebu?
>>141056693
I remember that. Shame it got copyright-striked off YouTube.
>>141056454
As you should.
>>141056582
Holy shit.
>>141056932
What was?
>>141056983
Mina had green underwear when Mike found her.
Pixivs are depicting Mike with green too >>141044467
>>141056619
Mike would look even cooler riding a girl from her harem.
>>141056693
The spirit of Soramirez Do Everything lives on in an AMV Hell skit.
https://vimeo.com/56063918
Skip to 1:13:45
>>141057152
Uhh, I just realised that >>141056983 was in reply to the wrong post, it was supposed to be in reply to >>141056761
I want to watch /a/'s version of this show.
>>141057265
"Stay Frosty Oscar Mike" was a series of YouTube videos from years ago that mashed up kawaii slice-of-life military-moe Sound of the Sky with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
The series was forced offline by YouTube copyright strikes, but the idea behind them survives in an AMV Hell skit on the theme, see
>>141057226 above.
>>141032954
go back to dead alice.
>>141057670
Does Mina have a dead twin sister and an abusive mother?
Doujin literally writes itself.
>>141057664
Why the fuck were they given copyright strikes?
>>141058709
It had sound clips from Fallout 3, multiple CoD games, and a bunch of other stuff, so take your pick of shithead companies who have so little faith in their projects that they actually believe that watching the videos obviates any desire to purchase them.
>>141058994
Hmm, I wonder if there are still out there somewhere, because someone must've downloaded them.
>>141059067
http://soranowoto.wikia.com/wiki/Soramirez_Do_Everything
>>141059149
Cheers /a/non
>>141048886
It's stuff like this which makes me keep coming back. The show itself is actually almost besides the point, it's raw material to be moulded by some imagination.
>>141029464
Don't you know the Japanese are not allowed to have Air Craft Carriers after WW2.
>>141060472
>Bringing up Article 9 in a series where the Pacific War never happened
>Bringing up Article 9 at all without any understanding of Article 9 or its legal nuances
Yes good Chinaman, JSDF is miritary of peace :^)
>>141060775
>JSDF is miritary of peace
Then why aren't they all-female?
checkmate nipnongs.
>>141026200
This shit gets tiring to watch every episode.
I can't believe faggots memed me to watch this shit.
>>141061030
Because men don't angrily bleed from their crotch once a month.
>>141060775
The Izumo is a Helicopter Destroyer, and cannot host jet aircraft.
Flat top =/= carrier.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.03_[2016.05.04_11.10.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LuYoHQ6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.03 [2016.05.04 11.10.18]")
>>141043230
I'd jut her lands, if you know what I mean.
>>141061298
Couldn't it host VTOLs if Japan started building those?
>>141061420
You'd need to treat the deck first.
>>141061298
What stops it from hosting for example F35Bs?
>>141061030
Women aren't non-violent. They're very violent... when they believe that there won't be repercussions for their behavior, i.e. with her five year old son who isn't strong enough yet to do any real damage if he hits her back, or with her husband who has a policy of not hitting women and won't call the police.
There's a very clear difference between being a pussy and being free of petty aggressive tendencies. The former could even create a threat to the people that they're supposed to be protecting in the face of immediate danger.
>>141061298
Speculation is that the Izumo is meant to be quickly converted into an F-35B platform should the need arise.
Japan just doesn't want to risk a naval arms race with China, so they carefully skirt around the subject of attack carriers by building totally-not-attack-carriers instead.
>>141061392
>she didn't say Scheisse
The real question is, why does a little girl have a man's name?
>Error: Image resolution is too large.
Will Moka die?
>>141026693
> restricting yourself to a specific subset of anime
>>141064438
well, at least they didn't name her Bob or Jim
>>141065813
She's mind controlled. Mike will angst over not saving her when she could have.
>>141057226
>31:40
>>141065957
She will lead a boarding party on the Musashi and wake Moka up with a kiss.
>>141068267
More like
>She will lead a boarding party and have to flee just as she catches a glance of a heavily disfigured and clearly brainwashed Moka
>Upon getting back to the ship, she receives a radio signal
>"I am Moka of Borg. Resistance is futile.
>>141068714
Why is Moka disfigured?
>>141042097
Shima
Kaede
Machiko
Maron
Minami
Do you think they got small arms training in middle school or something?
>>141069086
It's cooler that way.
>>141028999
>>141028999
I still don't get it, can someone explain this joke?
>>141069234
Does she have any eyepatch?
>>141069178
>bottom left
Probably just a few of them.
>>141069296
Zimbabwe had an inflation rate of 79.6 billion percent.
>>141069313
No, that's too cool.
>>141069296
Zimbabwe printed a lot of money in effort to boost their revenue which caused their inflation rate to reach ridiculous levels and their currency to be absurdly devalued, hence the ten thousand dollar note. According to wiki in 2008 it took several billion Zimbabwe dollars to equal one US dollar.
![[HorribleSubs] Sabagebu! - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.51_[2014.07.23_23.13.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R4UHApC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Sabagebu! - 03 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.51 [2014.07.23 23.13.46]")
>>141069333
Either they got lazy or those are those cork guns.
>>141056761
I think I have them saved. Should I post them on jewtube?
>>141065085
Who is this semen seaman?
>>141070175
Maybe you should watch the show that is relevant to the thread
>>141070291
I just wanted to say semen seaman.
they better introduce an eyepatch character
>it's a Blue Mermaids get deployed to Somalia episode
>>141070885
It's the age of boat girls.
>>141070885
What dirty girls.
>>141070885
>triple launchers
ONE
JOB
>>141056657
Sabagebu was already full or references.
>>141070788
>There's a reference to that time some pirates tried to attack a vessel, not realizing it's not the container ship they thought, but actually a Burke-class DDG
>>141071364
I don't understand how anyone can mistake a warship for a container vessel. There's a huge gun right there in the front.
>>141071431
To be fair to them, it was dead-ass night to the point where the guys on the .50 were missing by a margin of 50 or so feet.
>>141069937
Sure.
Or just upload them on mixtape or jii to be safe.
>>141071431
>Somalis
>>141026200
>average le anime face
>quality
pick one
this is how girls use toilet paper
>>141026200
Tamachan did nothing wrong! She just wanted to eat Curry rice!!
>>141071841
Even as a red-blooded American this strikes me as horrifyingly wasteful.
>>141072178
Maybe because it is.
Also, the crew of Harekaze used well beyond the average of 12.5 metres since they ran out. And with a crew of 31 (not including Mii since she was never accounted for), that means they used beyond 387 metres of toilet paper per day.
>>141069344
>>141069639
So why is delusion girl carrying around that note? Just to fuck with people?
>hey Coco do you have any money?
>I have 10000 in my pocket
>wow you're rich!
>10000 Zimbabwean bill!
>>141072495
>So why is delusion girl carrying around that note?
She's crazy.
Goodnight sweet princess.
>>141073108
Mike will say good morning after they wake up from their post-fuck sleep.
When are we getting some real suffering?
>>141070885
god those boat parts look fucking ridiculous
>>141050740
Of course.
>>141073171
In the episode wherethey find out that pests have gotten into the rice, so no more rice curry.
>>141069639
It also got so bad, they banned their own money. Now they're on the USD.
>>141039883
oh yes yes yes time to find this
You can only have one.
>>141073752
Guru guru chan.
Fuck if I'm going to remember their names. Mayoiga was hard enough, and those are all stupid memorable names.
>>141073752
>What are we going to do on the bridge?
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.01_[2016.05.01_23.00.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BzfVfjU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.01 [2016.05.01 23.00.56]")
You will never ruffle her hair as she fellates you. Ever.
;_;
>>141073943
I want to ruffle her trash.
I didn't get the Euro joke. Were they laughing because it's devalued or something like that?
>>141074134
Shitty translation.
She was talking like an old man.
>>141074134
She used washi (和紙) which means Japanese paper for currency.
>>141073943
>She's sucking you off
>Pop it out of her mouth
>Slide it up against her face
>Jerk off with her hair
>She pleads with you to stop it because it's a pain to get out
>Blow your load anyway
>>141073752
taking torpedo grill home with me
>>141073752
There's only one worth having from that shitty team anyways.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.51_[2016.05.01_20.19.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0aazlm6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.51 [2016.05.01 20.19.27]")
>>141074699
Mashiro?
>>141074743
No Captain Mike obviously
>>141073752
Kouko is best girl. I want her to roleplay our lovemaking in front of me before it starts.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.02_[2016.05.04_02.20.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zwAHg5S.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.02 [2016.05.04 02.20.05]")
>>141074792
Mike is too focused on that slut on the Musashi. Mashiro deserves the spot of captain.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.08_[2016.05.01_23.01.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m8Rz8kI.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.08 [2016.05.01 23.01.05]")
Could have been on the Musashi had she not gone one column over in the MCQ.
RIP.
>>141074350
Oh lad, my dick.
Don't tell me stories that will never come true.
;_;
>>141074835
I can't wait for them to actually mutiny against captain Mike
>Episode 11
>Kuro-chan gets fed up with Mike bullying Shiro-chan
>Kuro-chan convinces Shiro-chan to join the fight against Mike
>Mike gets overthrown ang get kicked out of the Harekaze
>Mike goes running to Moka who is actually mind controlled
>Moka and her Musashi crew m8s gang rape Mike
>Episode ends with Mike crying
>>141074967
>Could have been on the Musashi had she not gone one column over in the MCQ.
Yeah, but Kuro would have still been on the Harekaze.
>>141074350
I want to do this except with Shiro-chan's stuffed shark.
>Later you find her squatting down in front of the washing machine, staring at her shark spinning around inside with a gloomy expression
>>141073752
Where is Mii-chan?I want to see Mii-chan getting a field post on her new home.
>>141075595
I've already taken her. You can't have her.
>>141075632
Calm down, Shiro, I just think it'd be cute to see her integrating as a new crew member.
>>141070885
>kancolle designs
>yuuki yuuna-style logo
Why
No love for the combat department
>>141075882
Teenage girls suffering is the common thread.
>>141075921
Is this a popularity vote? What's Mike saying? What does IEEE 802.11 have to do with it?
>>141075921
They basically haven't been in the show so it's not surprising.
>>141075921
Japs are so predictable.
>>141075921
>all those Isorokus
He is so thirsty for attention that he has to cloned himself.
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.23_[2016.05.02_03.15.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DB0ap5B.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.23 [2016.05.02 03.15.24]")
>>141075921
Admiral Isoroku chill
>>141075989
She's saying "I can fit that cat in my anus."
>>141075921
>tfw no love for lookout
>>141075921
Nips love Nanoha.
>>141073752
Rin. I want to pet her head and lie to her that it'll be alright.
>>141075921
Why is the red twin twice as popular as the green one?
>>141076255
>green
What.
Need more best girl. She's stealing the show.
>>141075921
Delicious tan needs more love.
>>141076255
Well, her hair style looks cuter.
>>141076280
The one next to the red one.
>>141075183
That's okay, probably a prettier Kuro analogue on the Musashi.
And I'd think Moeka and Mashiro will hit it off, if you know what I mean.
>>141075921
>one of the twins has less than the other one
>>141077102
Which twin would you cum inside first?
>>141077154
Whichever one is the closest.
>>141077154
The younger one.
>>141075921
>The 2 generic shy moeblobs getting the most votes after the main characters
And of course they just eat this shit up, god forbid there was actual characterization.
![[HorribleSubs]_Haifuri_-_04_[720p].mkv_snapshot_20.15_[2016.05.01_13.29.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UCCMyU9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 20.15 [2016.05.01 13.29.13]")
>>141079065
>C-Captain, no. Noooo, I'm still just a virgin
