Lap pillow or crotch pillow?
>>140992989
Lap. It's good to lay into your sensei and use her as a chair with her arms hugging you.
Puffy Vulva Pillow
>>140992989
>>140992989
I really don't care anymore honestly, I just want somebody to love me.
butt pillow = boob pillow > lap pillow > crotch pillow
>>140992989
Lap pillow. It's the perfect position for a nursing handjob.
>>140996029
God bless wokada and his Miku fanart.
>>140998723
No. Unless you're a manlet, she won't be able to reach your dick.
Butt pillow masterrace.
>>140993299
my nigga
>>141001384
In the perfect position for when she farts too.
God tier - crotch pillow
Mid tier - Lap pillow
Literal shit tier - Butt pillow
>>140992989
Crotch
That way she could give me a fj
imouto pillow > *
>>140994973
I highly suggest you become a likable person.
I bet you didn't ever go hard out of your way for someone.
Also the reward is shit. I tried it and came back to superior thing.
>>140992989
Lap pillow for my head, crotch pillow for my dick. At the same time.
>>141006608
Not him, but what does one have to do to become a "likable" person? Likable to who exactly? It's impossible to please everyone.
>>141001997
Girls don't fart though, I know because my dad is a scientist at NASA
Ass pillow
>>141006732
That's why people say "be yourself"
Don't be a fucking dick and just be polite
The rest will come all by itself
>>141006732
You don't have to be a magic social chameleon, just be a reasonably guy and not overwhelmingly cripplingly awkward and you'll do at least passable with most people
>>141008381
>"be yourself"
>Don't be a fucking dick and just be polite
These two sentences contradict each other
>>141008803
Edgy
That's probably why you're not considered likable
>>140993299
>This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind
>>140993299
That evokes in me something I've not felt before. this is weird
>>141008844
>he says he isn't a likable person
>you tell him to become himself
>he tells you he isn't a likable person so being himself won't change anything
>"wow it's probably because you're unlikable"
>>141009137
He could just change and stop being a dick then
>>141009209
then he would have to fake it, don't you understand? jeez
>>141008803
You can be yourself without being a cunt, Anon. Being yourself doesn't mean you have no restraints on how you act or how you treat people or what you say.
Being yourself entails liking what you like and who you like, having fun doing what you find fun. Do it in a manner that isn't a royal cunt or entails being a dick. You can be yourself and not be a rude asshole in this sense, and you can't please everyone, but you please the people who like you for you. Once they like you you probably wont want to be a cunt to them, unless you're too far gone.
Please go to /soc/ or /adv/ for your therapy.
>>141009465
>/genuine/ discussions aren't /a/
Found the edgy newfag
>>141006732
just know a lot of shit. Books, series, movies, music, popular science. Whomever you talk to, just ask them about their interests, talk about that with what you know and they will be delighted they have someone to talk to with similar interests. Even if you only know some of the popular shit and they themselves dont have any taste. Dont talk too much yourself. People like talking more than listening
This thread is really comfy
>>140996029
>wanting to get farted on
>>141009861
>reverse ass pillow
Found something new. Today was a success.
>>141010777
That's called face sitting. No need for complications
>Lap or crotch thread becomes comfy thread
Classic /a/
>>140992989
What will have the best smell?
Butt pillow
>>141013160
Her tuna tunnel.
>>141009861
This desu.
>>141010230
Unexpectedly good advice, especially those last two sentences.
>>140992989
>>141010230
I do this and it works quite well, I get invited to a lot of shit.I don't go though, because I want nothing to do with anyone and only do that stuff to grease the wheels and make everyday life more manageable. Look down on my no-life basement dwelling pseudo-neet existence but know that I love it and wouldn't have it any other way.
>You will never feel this
Crotch pillow, because the world between the thighs is heaven.
>>141015754
Escorts have been paid for far more benign things.
>>141007769
This guys dad is correct! My father also did reseacher involving girl farts and how they are not real. he works at rent a center so he knows what hes talking about.
>>141010404
What kind of slag would rip one knowing you're right there? It's embarrassing for them too.
>>141009035
friendly reminder that cuckage chapter is soon...
>>140992989
Lap. Laps are soft.
>>141018839
delete this
>not wanting to be the pillow
Bunch of beta cucks up inhere.
Fluffy tail pillows.
>>141018839
Stop it, you guys are starting to scare me.
>>140993299
That looks so comfy.
Tits >= Lap >= > Stomach > Crotch > Ass
This is the definitive list if you include waifu and husbando
Diaperpillow.
>>141008381
>The rest will come all by itself
Speaking from experience, I disagree. Though I suppose could be less likeable than I percieve.
I just wish Ai-chan was real and right beside me. She's so nice.
I once had a flat chested roommate
never laid my head on her lap ass stomach or anything
but she would always sneak into my bed at night and hold me because i was warm ans she was cold
spooked the shit out of me every time
>>141022486
If you did anything but hug her back Imma be severely disappointed in you anon
>>141022527i hugged her back before i fell asleep again. when i woke up she would always act as if i didnt know she was doing it. she still doesnt know that i know
>>140992989
Lap pillow +breast sucking + handjob.
>>141016247
Having to pay for it is pointless. It's the intimacy and being desired by another person that he wants. Not just the act itself.
>>141008803
One would hope that you don't need to be a dick to be yourself.
>>141022870
Hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.
>>141022653
That's cute mang.
>>141022653
damn nigga that's kawaii
>>141023480
Don't slit your wrists with that edge.
>>141022819
checked, it is called nursing handjob
>>140992989
Why would anyone want something warm and damp and smells like fish for a pillow? I'd rather have a cock pillow desu
>>141026901
>it exists and has a name