>Be 38
>Nobody wants to marry me anymore
Old hag appreciation thread
Are you a virgin? If not, it's already too late and you're going to die alone.
>>140966778
To be honest that kind of situation is your fault for not capitalizing your chances while you had the time. You don't get to whine and attention whore for appreciation, because this is the result of the choices you made. Characters like that are just retarded.
All these lewd threads a not a single ara ara.
>anymore
Nobody wanted to marry you in the first place.
I'm 24 and I married an old hag (48). We have sex every night.
Where is Kuroi-sensei? I'd love to make her fall in love with me. So we could play mmos, watch baseball and hold hands in Christmas evening.
Is a 30yo whos not virgin fit for christmas caking?
I dated one at my work.
>>140966778
She's only 22, though. Not even christmas cake yet.
>>140969628
Good job anon, you're doing Gods work.
>>140966778
That's because women have to start looking at men ~10 years older once they hit mid 30s or so
>>140969628
How many fists can you fit inside her?
POST MORE ARA ARA
>>140969895
ara ara is shit
>>140969628
Noice. If you don't end up divorced, you get to inherit her assets once you start getting old yourself
>>140969628
>>140969628
Tell cute stories pls
>>140966778
Cakes aren't cakes because no one wants them. Cakes are cares because their standards are comically high. They're not waiting for you. They're waiting for some rich guy with a perfect personality to come want them, instead of some younger 20 year old.
>>140966778
The suffering
>>140970082
This is true womn are more likely to have a degree these days and expect such from a marriage partner. There's only some many reasonble well off higher educated males around.
There's also the stigma of men marrying a woman whose earning much more than he is..
>>140970215
It still hurts to think about that.
The world is an awful place.
>>140966778
You had your chance, but all the nice good men weren't good enough for yah.
Now you'll just be another crazy cat lady nobody cares about. You'll end up on the news when they find your corpse eaten by your cats. That's something to look forward to right?
>>140970082
It is also because they want to be loved by someone, but they don't want to provide love back. With japanese men the way they are, relationships tend to go one way with the men wanting to be loved and desired, along with the women. Indeed it is a society issue where people are so insular that they do not want to make the first move otherwise they would lose. This manga is a perfect example http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kaguya-wants-to-be-confessed-to-the-geniuses-war-of-love-and-brains-r17274
>>140966778
How do you guy's feel about this hag?
>>140969628
Absolutely disgusting.
Why are there so many MILF/Christmas Cake threads up?
>>140966778
Date a normal looking/acting guy in his 30's who has never had a gf before simply due to poor luck.
>>140969628
Jesus fuck, imagine her dying so much earlier, unless you are a gold digger, but fucking a hallway isn´t all that fun either. Better than nothing though.
>>140969628
Is she cute? does she try really hard to stay in shape?
>>140969628
>Go to the park
>Everybody thinks she's your mother
At least the incest roleplay will be realistic.
Perfect for Arad. I wish there was art of them and not her and Messer because fuck that boipussy.
>>140970605
The existence of the concept of her being brings me joy.
>>140970617
Because anon is getting on in his years as well.
Pretty soon, newer cakes will be too young for me.
>>140970617
mother's day is this coming weekend. How will you be celebrating?
>>140970617
Because loli threads get boring.
>>140970826
With mysonof course
>>140969628
>>140969628
Disgusting.
![[gg]_Macross_Delta_-_04_[5D8A9FB4].mkv_snapshot_14.49_[2016.05.01_22.41.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lOOH9lj.jpg "[gg]_Macross_Delta_-_04_[5D8A9FB4].mkv_snapshot_14.49_[2016.05.01_22.41.15].jpg")
Hey, she's only 22!
>>140970659
She already acts like my mother half the time, I think it will just be more of that as she gets older.
>>140970672
She's not cute at all except when she's just trying to tease me, but she is sexy and really really lewd. It sometimes feels "wrong" to be having sex with her. I remember a time when we were engaged and she was talking to my mom about our sex life.
>>140971043
Over her prime and on her way to cakesville
>>140971130
Yeah but she's my second favorite Walkure
>>140971045
>talking about her sex life with her son
No way that is real.
>>140966778
>recognize the greentext in the pic as familiar, but can't quite recall
>mfw I remember after a few minutes of thinking
>>140971043
Waay too old
>>140969628
Do you call her mom?
>>140966778
She will be wed in the afterlife.
>>140969628
I'm diamonds.
>>140967746
You monster.
Nobody wants this spoiled cake
>>140971687
SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLS MARRY ME I'LL BE YOUR HOUSE HUSBAND AND MAKE YOU HAPPY EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE
They should just marry another old hag.
>>140971891
But that's homosexual
>>140971256
Why is the flower so cute?
>>140971891
CUTE
do you have source?
>>140969865
>>140969876
>>140969978
>>140970608
>>140970672
>>140970964
>>140971022
>>140971279
You answer that fag making up shit about an imaginary wife but you don't answer my legit question about that 30yo gal I'm going out with.
>>140972955
No one cares.
>>140973129
Asshole
>>140973283
He's right though
>>140972955
>new IP
>my question
Regardless, nobody gives a fuck about you.
>>140972955
>30
That's not an old hag by Western standards.
>>140973454
>Talking about western standards
>On an anime board
Please leave.
>>140973593
But most people on here live in the west
>>140973454
Thanks
CC aren't necessarily old hags.
So does she qualify?
>>140973593
Decide yourself already.
>>140973427
LoL then why are you watching me ?
>>140969628
How did you guys meet?
>>140969628
I second this >>140973913
Tell us how you met motherfucker.
>>140966778
Not her fault she lives in a world full of faggots.
Who is the girl in OP's pic and what show is she from?
>>140970281
>womn are more likely to have a degree these days
>There's also the stigma of men marrying a woman whose earning much more than he is..
But hardly any of them are in STEM, and a decent chunk in medical. The rest are in bullshit that you should be able to outdo.
Ganbare
If you want to meet old ladies just go to community college. Lots of them there wanting the dick from younger guys.
>All the people in this thread talking about 3DPD.
What /a/ has fucking become. The only thing 3D women deserve is contempt, they're filthy and disgusting pigs who don't know their place.
>>140975387
>>>/r9k/
>>>/wizardchan/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>140975387
Normalfags won.
>>140975387
Kinda stuck until science babies become cheap and affordable. I wanna cuddle with my daughter under a blanket while watching a movie in the dark.
>>140975320
>Crazy family life caused me to drop all my important subjects except for English
classes in grade 12
>Going to a CC to ace my way through math and physics
Hopefully there is some older milf qts
>>140972955
Poor guy, here lemme give you a (you) and fuck off and no one cares.
>>140971891
Sauce?
>>140966778
Eh honestly, it might be either time to lower your standards or try to live happily by yourself. You can still enjoy some semblance of a family life if you adopt a pet or a child. So there's that, besides you can always be the cool single aunt if you have any siblings. The kids will love you if you bring them nice gifts when you visit during the holidays.
>it's a blogshit thread
kill yourselves
>>140976392
We're litereally Reddit now.
>>140976501
This. People who think otherwise are stuck in 2007.
>>140976392
>The haruhi cosplayer is a boy
OnlyAfro is such a qt
>>140966778
But anon I am addicted to christmas cakes!
>>140971248
All wife's do this
>>140977174
You mean wives.
>>140966778
I'll marry you, anon.
>>140966778
The purple chick is hotter
The pink girl has bigger boobs and is much more useful
The main heroine is more relevant than her
The green girl is much more moe than her
The top ace and the pilot commander rejected her or showed zero interest
No one likes her, she should just kill herself
>>140977174
>>140977234
I am a faggot and I can confirm girls talk about sex with no reservations or shame.
>>140970617
Because the inability to time travel and marry your own mother.
>>140969628
When you turn forty she's going to literally be sixty-four.
>>140977960
He's subtly saying that he's a gigolo. Show some tact.
>>140969628
>>140966778
If you're as pretty as the girl in pic i'd marry you
