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You chillng in the bar when this loli comes up and starts hitting at you. What do?


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You chillng in the bar when this loli comes up and starts hitting at you. What do?
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>>140939409
hit her back hard
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>chillng in the bar

ITT: Things that never happened.
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>>140939409
Curl up and start crying in terror.
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>>140939409
Unzip katana
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>>140939409
Offer to take her home since a bar is no place for a loli.
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>>140939409
extreme heat patting and cheek squeezing
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OH HAI MA
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tell her I'm only into shotacon.
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>>140939409
Tell her she's too old for me.
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I want to make out with a loli
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>>140946451
is this more your style?
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>>140946451
She's 9.
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>>140947411
Exactly.
9 years too old.
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>>140947326
too old
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>>140947564
ITS AWWWWWWRIGHT
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>>140939409
Ask if she's a cop
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>>140940827
It's unsheathe anon
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I'm not 12 so I stopped drinking like any civilized country
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>>140949843
You are a country?
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>>140949933
That probably sounded funnier in your head
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>>140950549
No it was funny and >>140949843 is a faggot.
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>>140950595
You must've low standards.
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>>140939409
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>>140950954
2 nukes weren't enough
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>>140940827
i unrar my winrar trial version
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>>140939461
This desu
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>>140950673

what is funny is people thinking that not drinking is somehow civilized.
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>>140949843
>>140950549
>>140950673
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>140951112
But what if the nukes were the cause for it?
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>>140951253
>drinking past the age of 12
>civilized

>>140951270
?

>>140951342
They probably were, which is why we need more nukes.
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>>140951270
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