If you were a Saiyan what's the first thing you would do?
>>140933622
I wuz saiyan?
*smacks lips*
Cry and urinate on my mum.
Because saiyins are born, not made.
>>140933622
Fuck Bulma
>>140933622
Nuke japan a 4th time
>>140933706
HOL UP
devise a way to keep hurting myself without ever taking things too far so that i eventually become an unstoppable force of nature that can't be hurt by anything on the planet, save for aliens and evil robotic experiments.
Fist myself until I get stronger
Fly and fast travel, the strenght itself sounds useless to me if I need to act within legality and don't want to be found out.
>>140933622
job
Cut my fugly hair?
>>140933622
fix my shitty shows art and animation.
Wipe out the population. This world is beyond saving.
i guess i would amputate the tail since it would make me go berserk every full moon
Who would you rather fuck, Chi-Chi or Bulma?
Chi-chi is younger, but Bulma has the bigger tits.
>>140933622
Young Bulma
>>140934336
Why not both?
>>140934370
Because life isn't that easy and sometimes you can't have both.
>>140934336
Can't put up with chichi so, you got my answer: >>140934343
>>140934385
Not even younger, Chinese-y looking Ch-Chi
>>140934381
unless you're a Saiyan and take advantage of the fact that Goku and Vegeta are always busy neeglecting their women and they're not strong enough to fight you off themselves.
>>140934429
She's cute looking but she always had that unbearable streak to her.
best girl
>>140933781
EYYY
Get a PHD in maths
>>140934336
>get potara earrings
>put them on chichi and bulma
>fuck them both at the same time
Wow I'm a genius.
>>140935181
Or teach them the fusion dance, do that, and enjoy carefree double penetration. Not that kind.
Go to Detroit dressed in the whitest way possible and call people "my nigga"
>>140933622
Bitches
>>140933766
>>140933766
>Nuke japan a 4th time
Amerilards.
Fap with tail. Also, reminder that saiyans had tails.
>>140933622
Kill off all the sand niggers and isis.
>>140933622
>Blue hair
I know nothing about Super, apart from the fact that it's a thing that exists - please tell me the OP pic is an edit and not a cap from the show
>>140936153
Don't worry itgets worse
>>140933622
>acquire senzu
>cut my veins
>eat senzu
>zenkai
>repeat until I am strongest
>>140933622
Use it to get money.
>>140933622
Blow up cities for the lolz go full Android 17/18 on humanity's ass.
Probably go on a rampage, it would ultimately be extremely boring as there are no beings in existence that could challenge you.
>>140935649
WUZ
>>140933781
ONE ON ONE, WIF DA UNDATAKER
>>140933622
Train
>>140933622
> Go even further beyond.
>>140936433
DBZ is filled with inconsistencies but I'm fairly sure Zenkai boosts are a purely mental thing, if you accidentally push yourself too far (using a gravity chamber for example) then you can self inflict a Zenkai, but if it's intentional self-damage then you don't get a Zenkai. That's why Vegeta made Krillin fuck him up on Namek, if you do it to yourself you get jack shit, kinda like tickling oneself. you'll need a training partner to reap the rewards
>>140939018
DU CWYSTAL GEMS
>>140940806
>develop split personality
>acquire senzu and always have one in my mouth
>one of them has to kill the other
>infinite zenkai
>>140935348
If you impregnate Bul-chi, who keeps the baby when they split?
Destroy any Anime studio that keeps producing fanservice/harem-focused nonsense and force them to produce decent content for one.
Also destroy Toei. Their time has been long up.
>>140933622
Rape.
find db and wish for a saiyan waifu
>>140941496
One will have GoTru and the other will have Gotenks
>>140941496
Talk about a new definition of 'gene splice.'
>>140934208
/thread
came here to post this
>>140933622
Kill myselfand get stronger.
