Would you?

What is Tenga anyway I keep seeing ads for it but I dont understand what it is exactly.

>>140769569
They make bad onaholes.

GO AWAY WITH THAT FUCKING HAMSTER YOU FUCK

I would utterly destroy it.

>>140770258
I would too

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>>140769569

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>>140769293
Everyday until you stop posting this

>>140769609
How are they bad? Just asking out of curiosity

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>>140769293
No. Sexualizing imuotos is bad.

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I just realized that at least 30% of my anime folder is Umaru.

>>140770705
I almost spit out my fucking drink at this.

>>140769293
only if she had a crying face
umaru being bullied makes me so moist i could bring life to the sahara

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>>140771160
>not having umaru folder
absolutely disgusting

Is Umaru a virgin? I find it hard to believe she would be. Sure, she's nerdy and shit, but she's popular with the guys and athletic. You know a Chad slammed that.

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>>140769293
DON"T YOU DARE SEXUALIZE UMARU!!!!!!

>>140775337
We're talking about hamster umaru

No, but that is because Tenga is a subpar brand. At least get something like Toysheart.

>>140775337
That's just your american talking. Also misogyny; despite what your fellow basement dwellers may tell you, not all women are sluts.

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>>140775654
>not all women are sluts

>>140775654
Regardless of my particular feelings towards this post, anyone else who replies to this is probably going to post some whiteknight image in a condescending matter, contributing nothing to the conversation.

>>140775654
I'm a Chad myself. I've known plenty of shy, nerdy, but hot chicks that caved under pressure. It always happens.

Out of taboo, I want to see more sexualized chibi Umaru.

I fap to toddlercon anyway so this can't be worse.

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>>140775337
Doubtfull. Umaru seems pretty uninterested in romance and her school is full of nip betas who bless the floor she walks on and keep chatting waifu stuff about her like what she thinks or likes.

>>140770959
They aren't bad, but they aren't designed to be pussies, either. They're these holes that you fuck.

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>>140769293
Yeah

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>>140775220

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>>140769293
DELETE THIS

>>140769293
I would a normal Umaru.

>>140777777

>>140776072
>caved under pressure
So... you date raped them?

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>>140776072
>I'm a Chad myself

then what the fuck are you doing here?

please be nice

Punt that shit out the goddamn window

>>140775220
The Mac Pro is a nice touch

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>>140769293
Get that piece of shit out of here

>>140776072
Fuck off faggot. You're obvioudly a Kyle, the skinny kid with the spiked haircut who always wears his button upshirt unbuttoned. The guy who hangs out with Chad but gets 0 pussy.

Fuck Umaru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9rYjX6Uxo

>>140769609
Who makes good ones?

>>140775220
>mac