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>you will never have a body horror stand power
Why live?
Part 2 vs Part 6: http://www.strawpoll.me/10041634
Part 4 vs Part 7: http://www.strawpoll.me/10041639
What would you do for a STAND?
>>140644721
body horror stands have objectively the hottest users
Just finished this. I'll take the hate after a quick shower
>>140644914
I'd take an arrow anywhere but the face or genitals.
>>140644850
>Pesci and Prosciutto fight lost
Awful
Why does Josuke have nipple zippers?
Hi /a, didn't know where else to ask this. I just recently got a cat and named it "Killer Queen". I gave it a skull collar to look like Kira's tie so it is pretty awesome. Also when I yell "KILLER QUEEN" at the top of my lungs at home she will usually run right to me so its kind of like I have my own stand.
I have just run into a couple problems:
1. Is it illegal to dye your cat's hair?
I picked up some pink hairdye from the hair salon so I could make her look more like Killer Queen, will I get in trouble if I put it on her?
2. I am trying to train her to be feisty so that she'll attack if people break into my house or if I just need her in general combat when I yell "KILLER QUEEN".
Do any of you have guides or videos explaining how to train a cat like people do with attack dogs? I have been giving her some whey protein in her water to help her bulk up a little bit in case of danger, I am also wondering what her maximum size may be after a couple years? I want Killer Queen to at least be the size of a pitbull so that she can be an effective guard cat.
Thanks in advance, this is very important and I will take any advice!
Does anyone actually get bothered by the name changes? If you've read the manga, you already know the original names, you can hear the characters say it too. Also it's funny seeing the censored names they came up with, I thought "Worse Company" was hilarious.Also it's funny seeing animeonlies using the wrong names
>>140644944
you have good taste anon. Proud of you.
Petshop is best animal.
>>140644850
Oh good, /v/ shit
>>140644989
You got a pretty spiffy pom-pom there joke-suke.
However I think I'll be taking the title of "King of the Do" if you would so kindly step down.
>>140645018
>>/an/
Ok, so this is officially shitposting copypasta.
Please report it.
>>140645018
>>140645063
Is Okuyasu wearing a crop top?
>>140645056
I'm going to legitimately smash my computer one of these times "shining diamond" gets put in my face. I can't explain how irrationally fucking angry I get
>>140645018
>1. Is it illegal to dye your cat's hair?
No, but it's pretty much animal cruelty. Don't dye you cat's hair unless you feel like making it feel like shit. Just get it a cute pink sweater or something instead.
>>140645018
Fuck off
Learn to use google
>>140645109
Your pompadour aint SHIT
>>140645056
It's sort of frustrating talking to animeonlies about the series and even more so when they don't even get the music references.
>>140645018
Don't fucking dye your cat pink you idiot
>>140645122
I barely got any answers in the last thread so I wanted to try one more time. This will be last time I promise
I don't dislike Yo-Yo Ma, the design is actually cute and funny and works fine for a one-off villain; this being said the arc itself is horrible
>>140645201
You're either shitposting or you are legit planning to abuse your cat.
Either way, fuck off.
guys be quiet, shhhh Kakyoin is sleeping
>>140645191
>why is everyone so girly now?
>what about dio?
>when is hamon coming back
>his stand looks gay why is it pink
I try to avoid them as much as possible
What's his name again?
>>140645254Lali ho :^)
>>140645290
whore hose
>>140645290
Whole Hoss
>>140645290
Horse Oats
>>140645201
You really shouldn't dye your cat pink. Especially not with regular dye. A cat grooms itself constantly so you'd be poisoning it in theory.
There are pet safe dyes you can get that are very temporary. A girl I know colors her fuck ugly dog pink. If it's good for cats, I don't know.
Research it. If you can be on /a/ you can google something.
That being said the smartest thing to do would just get it a pink sweater. Also don't go out of your way to make the cat mean. If you're serious about this you don't deserve to have a cat.
>>140645290
Hall and Oats
>>140645290
Full Force
>>140645271
>when is hamon coming back
That is a legit question. Entire series was founded on Haman and dominated the first 2 arcs. For it to fall out of favor for Stands I am ok with since they are far more interesting and personable but to completely nix them?
Feels like there is a place for Hamon and it should come back.
>>140645290
Entire Equine
>>140645254
in his own grave
>>140645290
smoker man jan
>>140645290
Hol Dick in my Ass
>>140645254
As long as he stays dead, he can sleep.
>>140645271
I had to explain that Straits was the one that raised Lisa Lisa and he didn't even know who I was talking about until someone mentioned what his name was changed to.
>>140645449
>>140645447
EAT SHIT HOL HORSE
FALL OFF YOUR HORSE
>>140645290
rolls royce
>>140645056
>Esidisi
>>140645547I like Wamuu and Kars over Wham and Cars
Esidisi doesn't bother me either, either one's fine
>>140645290
ホールホース
>>140645202
Anybody has that pic of D&G saying something like "don't you dare call my stand ugly"?
>>140645380
It did in part 7, now fuck off.
>>140645290
The whole entire horse
>>140645202
I see a lot of people dislinking arc 6 why ?
>>140645592Wham is vastly superior to Wammu
>>140645713
But the anime is only up to part 4
>D4C parts 1-5
>>140645380
Hamon was confirmed to only harm the undead. There aren't anymore undead.
>>140645191
That's a shame that they don't get some of the music references. Lots of it is Dad rock too.
also they really should read the manga for the parts they watched, now it's great because everything is colorized, translations up to par on places like Bato.
>>140645202
Fucking this
Yo Yo Ma is unironically my favorite part 6 stand. He was actually really cute and when he tried to help Annasui and Jolyne, even if he was going to kill them, he did it with...care, I guess. I don't know, I really like him. But yes, the whole fight was shit, but I believe it was slighly better than the green baby fight.
>>140645745
People don't necessarily dislike part 6 as a whole but it does have a lot of really shitty fights before the decent ones and most stand design during this period suck
>>140645788
Good for the anime.
Stop bating.
>>140645813
Even as a means of long life or self healing or feats of super-humanism. Like crushing a rock without harming living flesh or spider manning walls.
Hamon doesn't just have to harmo.
>>140645547
Isn't that the original name?
>>140645290
Haul Whores.
>>140645849
>stop bating
>>140645380
No. There is no place for hamon. Vampires are gone, pillar men are all dead. What good is hamon now?
>>140645819
He was basically a goblin. It admittedly helps him a bit that after the shitty fights with old man, raging guard and other filler enemies virtually anything is a pleasant change.
>>140645668
seconding this, anyone?
>>140645940
see
>>140645859
Also not everyone can have Stand. Most people can use Hamon if they train.
>>140645842
Planet wave fight was bullshit but apart from that ...
Survivor vs Superfly vs Cheap Trick vs Highway to Hell
Who wins?
>>140645929
At least use [STAR BATINUM]
>>140645893
Nop it's AC/DC
>>140644842
Fucking Sex Pistols.
>>140646008
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>[NO]
>>140645290
Kellog's Frosted Flakes
>>140644721
Fuck body horror I would much rather have a gravity power or shit like tusk act 4
>>140645972
Planet Waves
Goo Goo Dolls
the old asian cult leader
Survivor
that one with the debt gimmick
These all sucked which is a shame because most of the characters themselves are decent, even though Annansui and Hermes could be effectively merged into a single dude without much being lost (Diver Down is a really cool stand though)
>>140645971
But how long can hamon be used for before it gets boring? Stands are infinitely better, you can come up with any kind of ability, give it a unique design, and a memorable name. Hamon is just "lol I made this spaghetti hard and electric also I can walk on water and do another million things at the same time." I don't think I can handle more than 2 parts of hamon.
>>140645800
I still have no fucking clue what happened in that fight besides Funny Valentine taking everyone on a parallel universe cruise.
>>140645290
Zentai Uma
>>140644944
>Pucci least favorite villian
>Favoite support rohnan
disgusting
>After all the love letters and cute text messages, Araki has finally decided to use your favorite band/singer/song in one of his mangos
>Which do you pick?
>>140646078
Oh come on now it would be more utility then anything. Most stands would massacre a hamon user who would be limited to their fists. Even Star Platinum can outrange that and he is one of the shorter range stands.
F Mega or Oh That's a Baseball!
Which is a better game for multiplayer?
>>140644842
Trish a cute
>>140644842
Well now we know why they're called Sex Pistols.
>>140646137
「Metropolis」 probably
>>140646137
He has my favorite singer in their already (Kira lookin like him, scary monsters) so Starman. IDK what the stand would do, but I'd welcome it.
>>140646137
Wesley Willis.
>>140646151
F Mega is more fast paced but Oh! That's a Baseball! clearly requires more strategy
>>140646137
「ULTRALIGHT BEAM」
>>140645056
I don't care too much but it's frankly insulting that they put so little effort into it. Like fucking seriously. 'Worse Company'. The fact they care so little about making it actually work shows how little CR actually cares about making the series good for English audiences. It's not that hard to come up with decent names like Battle Company or something like that.
>>140645800
>the entirety of part 5's final fight
>>140645132
He tried folding his clothes with his stand.
>>140646137
>MGMT
A lot of their songs would be cool Stand names, I think.
>>140646168
Can someone remove Giorno's third leg?
>>140646137
「DEATH GRIPS」, time to get 「NOIDED」
>>140646274
>Stand Name: 「ZA FEVA」
>>140646269
「ELECTRIC FEEL」
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041971
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL
>>140646076
Old man = dragon dream
Debt = maryline manson
I can understand for those two but goo goo doll was good (even if it is just a litle feet bis)
And survivor was useless
>>140646274
A lot of their songs would be cool:
>The Fever
>5D
>Powers the B
>Lord of the Game
>Inanimate Sensation
>>140646244
Is there a final fight arc that araki didn't make absolutely fucking confusing and convoluted?
>Bites the Dust
>King Crimson
>Heavy Weather + Made in Heaven
>D4C
God Im legitimately afraid for what he has in store for part 8s final fight.
>>140645201
My sister used to dye her hair with Kool Aid during her scene phase in 2008. This will probably work if your cat is a white Persian, and shouldn't be toxic.
It just sounds fucking retarded on paper.
>Part 3: Backstreet Boys
>Part 4: Destiny's Child
>Part 5: *NSYNC
>Part 6: TLC
>>140646137
>Electric Light Orchestra
>Motley Crue
>Under Pressure
>Iron Maiden
Basically, songs I expected Araki to have already based stands but surprisingly haven't yet.
>>140644622
So, how many parts will David get to?
>>140645547
>>140645893
>>140646027
Technically, yes.
It's an almost literal translation of how it was written in Katakana (エシディシ which is written in Romanji as Eshidishi)
>>140646404
At this rate, all of them. JoJo is slowly becoming normie tier
>>140646404
They'll probably animated all six parts.
>>140646361
Get rid of the sideburns, reduce his hair "tails" to two, and you pretty much get Josuke.
What would「NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL」's abilities be?
>>140646333
>Tachyon
>Beyond Alive
>This is Violence Now
Also DG is itself a good stand name, it could make people feel like they're about to die or something
>>140646404
At least up to 5, Japan loves 5.
>>140645800
>if the anime reaches SBR the whole fight will be like 12 episodes long
>>140646420
>>140646453
Meme Manipulation
>>140646467
JJBA ends at Part 6.
>>140646137
Already to much hendrix queen or pink floyd references
So it would be the doors
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5cwmZxW0Jc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRJKOtM-onM
Or Rob Zombie
>>140646453
the ability to be over hyped yet enjoyable
>>140645800
D4C is objectively the best stand ever made.
>>140646333
>>140646298
>>140646274
>Flashback Dude is finally revealed, and his Stand「THE FEVER」steals Gappy's memories before he's buried again by the tsunami.
>>140646502
I love this meme
>>140646502
niceme.me
>>140646507
I honestly expected one of the JJL stands to be Crawling King Snake
>>140645893
Yes, kind of, but it was the katakana for ACDC. When it came time for English translations, they just took the literal Japanese spelling and went with that. It was meant to be ACDC but written Esidisi in Japanese. So it is but isn't the original name.
>>140646502
you're gonna need better bait
>>140646473
>>140646536
It also has the best name.
Especially in Engrish.
>>140646334
Nut King Cole Requiem can unscrew the bolts of time
>>140646063
What about a gravity power that results in body horror? Like C-Moon?
Is there really a hereditary "stone disease", or is it a cover up?
>>140646244
I'm reading it right now, and I can confirm it is the most confusing final fight in the series
Here is a list from most confusing to least confusing
Giorno vs Diavolo
Johnny/Gyro vs Valentine
Jolyne vs Pucci
Josuke vs Kira
Joseph vs Kars
Jotaro vs DIO
Jonathan vs Dio
Can ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW DOES SILVER CHARIOT REQUIEM WORKS
KING CRIMSON IS SIMPLE COMPARED TO THIS SHIT
WHY DID A BIRD THING COME OUT OF POLNAREFF TURTLEREFF WHEN SCR TOUCHED HIM
WHY DID HE HAVE THE "LIGHT" THAT WAS HIS WEAKNESS
WHY DID THE ARROW BECOME UNTOUCHABLE, EVEN TO INANIMATE OBJECTS LIKE ROCKS
HOW DID HE ZIP IS ARM AROUND THE POLE TO TOUCH POLNAREFF
AGAIN, WHY DID PEOPLE START BECOMING OTHER THINGS. DID EVERYONE SPEEDREAD THAT FIGHT AND FORGOT THAT PEOPLE TURNED INTO HALF ALIENS IN THAT SHIT?
But the whole "Who is Diavolo" bit was cool, and Gold Experience Requiem was hype
>>140646558
I can easily see a scary monster like stand or something with how snake slough
>>140646333
>a pair of stands called No Love and Deep Web
>>140646502
Steel Ball Run and JoJolion are official JoJo parts anon
has a Kira Killer Queen gondola been posted yet?
>>140646137
「BILLY JOEL」, and the song name for the stand would be 「FOR THE LONGEST TIME」
>>140646683
C moon really isn't body horror it just punches them and turns in what it punches into a mass of gravity so they implode on themself it's pretty metal
Which one would you marry?
>>140646703
SIlver Chariot Requiem is a shadow, the reason noone can touch it is because it's true form is the light behind you that casts the shadow.
>>140646334
At this rate, there will eventually be a villain that has a power based on M-theory.
That or Quantum Mechanics
>>140646747
No, they're an alternate universe completely unrelated to JJBA.
They just happen to have stands and names.
>>140646695
Never mind, that was a stupid question. It's a curse from the Corpse's "equivalent exchange".
>>140646767
Kill all of them and then take their hands.
>>140646767
Jotaro even though I'll only be his cover while he fucks dolphins at work.
>>140646767
Who is the last one?
>>140646448
Kay fine.
>>140646779
>Araki discovers string theory
dear god no, I just want to understand a final fight for once
>>140646785
No anon, it's a part of the franchise, it has the "JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken" on it too
>>140645800
>>140646084
I still think D4C Parts 1-5 were far more confusing than anything related to King Crimson.
>>140646785
What are you talking about?
Araki confirmed them as Jojo's canon a while ago.
>>140646767
Holly. Easiest one to steal considering her husband is always gone anyway
>>140646785
Why is it sold as "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 7" and "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 8", respectively?
>>140646831
Holy
>>140646834
Nice
>>140646842
It's not that hard to understand if you have read other shit with multiverses
>>140646767
Lisa Lisa is the premium option, she'll never age.
>>140646767
>Two young widows and two neglected wives
Women who marry Joestars have it rough. I want to comfort all of them!
>>140646869
Because Araki is a hack.
>>140646785
by this logic all of DC isn't DC
>>140646767
Have we ever actually seen Jotaro's dad?
>>140646932
nope
>>140646896
>>140646785
Fuck off son part 7 is objectively best jojo
>>140646168
I always wondered how Diavolo managed to unschizoid himself long enough to stick his dick into a girl. Or maybe it was Doppio.
>>140645813
>Hamon was confirmed to only harm the undead
but that's wrong, retard.
>>140646896
That doesn't make it not Part 7 and Part 8 of JJBA.
>>140644944
>Pearl jam worse than yo-yo ma
Bite your fucking tongue
>>140646880
Why the fuck do Diego, Wekapipo, and Funny all shoot Johnny at the same time then?
>>140647012
He took them to different universes where they did it to confuse everyone
>>140646952
Yeah? Where?
>>140646932
>Jotaro actually has no father
>Actually force-induced parthenogenesis just like Anakin Skywalker
Jotaro's autism is because of him being a chosen one, Jolyne had to kill him to bring balance to the Force, it all makes sense
>>140646674
Is there a reason the translations say 'Call' instead of 'Cole'? They're pronounced the same in Japanese like 'Nut' and 'Nat' (the entire joke behind the Stand), so did the translators not know who Nat King Cole was or is there another reason?
>>140646767
Suzie QT or Holly
I don't like Lisa Lisa as much, and Erina belong only to Jonathan.
>>140646932
>>140646945
Which kinda leads me to believe that Jotaro ain't even his kids. (a.k.a, Holly pulled a Joseph, if you know what I mean)
>>140647058
Joseph knocked out a pilot with hamon as a kid
>>140647012
Valentine shot the "root" Johnny. Diego and Wekapipo shot alternate Johnnies. It all happens in the "root" universe, though.
>>140644850
Part 6 vs Part 7: http://www.strawpoll.me/10042121
>>140647156
>Knocked out
And hamon kills undead. That pilot was just knocked out.
>>140647088
I'm guessing he can "call" those screws forth. And that those screws are nuts.
>>140647194
>/jojo/
>>140647194
>end of part six
>a fight
that was a slaughter not a fight
>>140646767
From the thumbnail I thought that was the bondage picture
Learned to spin my nails, now what?
>>140647194
This is hardly a contest. It's gay priest kills all of the part 6 crew except a little boy vs one of the best fights in the series.
>>140647212
>knocking someone out isn't harming them
>>140647297
Now you must go out and fight Donald Trump.
So The DU will only come with the OP, we'll have to wait for the soundtrack with a chunk of other songs until a later date right?
>>140646948
He got more schizoid as time went on. And he's 34 iirc and Trish is 15. So he had her at 19, which is the same age he burnt down his hometown and had the complete split between Doppio and Diavolo. So I assume after snapping, he went on a wild bender and knocked some chick up with his cute twink body. Diavolo really didn't age well.
>you will never get 15 year old fuccboi to drink your piss
>>140647322
Are you really saying that?
>God, you took the wrong son.
>>140647341
Yeah, but we're getting four versions of the OP:
>Full OP
>Instrumental
>EDM remix
>EDM Instrumental
>>140646932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadao_Watanabe_%28musician%29
>>140647393
johnnys dad was the biggest dick in the whole series. More evil and hateable than Dio.
>>140647393
All dad in jojo are cunt but him was worse of all
Would Diavolo have just slaughtered everyone if it weren't for Giorno's arrow?
>>140647378
If you took a second to realize life isn't like in the movies, you'd realize that knocking someone out is a very dangerous thing. If you get hit in the head hard enough to get knocked out, you NEED to go to the hospital. Getting knocked out can be life threatening
>>140647405
I'm really looking forward to all 4 of those.
>>140647341
sadly, yeah
>>140647393
Johnny had a hard life.
>>140647434
I feel like he was forgiven way to easily both by Johnny and by the narrative, in a sense.
But in the face of "he would later die of a cold" and "rocks fall, Johnny dies" all other complaints fall away
>>140646453
Literally Echoes but every sound effect is "I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIST"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBu8UbtwkUw
>>140647455
I don't see a way for any of the part 5 cast to have killed Diavolo. I think Araki realized he made King Crimson unkillable without some insane asspull.
>>140646834
>Jotaro goes on a trip with Mikitaka
>>140647571
At least with part 6 he did it on purpose.
>>140647571
What the fuck does king crimson even do again?
>>140647598
A lot of Part 6 seems to acknowledge Part 5's mistakes and does them again much better. In fact, Stone Ocean is just a better Vento Aureo.
>>140647443
Nah, JJL Norisuke seems alright.
>>140647617
If you fuck with Diavolo in the next 10 seconds, it doesn't happen.
>>140647617
It's The Hand but with time.
>>140647575
>Jotaro
>>140647617
Remove some action leaving only the consequences during a few sec
>>140647651
>>140647669
So it's like True mans world from part 6 but 10 seconds instead of 6? It's been a while since I read part 5 and it was such a cluster fuck towards the end.
While I really like how requiems powers are determined I sort of wish they powered up the stands powers insanely. Like GE life giving ability.
>take a rock sprouts out a tree as GE
>w/GER creates a forest
>>140647617
It's literally a more /fa/ World
>>140647427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfCzEU3gzsw
He was out on tour, man
>>140647690
I didn't sleep well.
>>140647726
No, not really.
I think most of the confusion about KC comes from mixing up the main power with Epitaph.
>>140647726
>>140647651
>>140647669
part 7 not 6 my bad
sup gays
Does Araki have a shrinking fetish?
>>140647575
>Jotaro
>>140647726
No Ringo had legit time rewind
Diavolo doesnt change the course of time at all but he can delete entire chunks of it and erase events happening in those chunks.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD
>>140647647
Read only to chapter 30 or something don't enought yet but he sounds like a good grampa
>>140647784
he has more of a I'm-Straight-but-I-Like-Testing-The-Boundaries-of-My-Heterosexuality fetish
>>140647763
it doesn't rewind time like Mandom, it basically skips time forward a few seconds as it would happen if Diavolo didn't exist.
>>140647797
How the fuck do you even think of a power like that?
>>140647443
Nah, Joseph is a good father. He's just a shitty husband.
Norisuke is also a good dad.
>>140647853
Arakis mind has achieved 「Infinite Spin」
>>140647882
At least infinite spin takes some build up before you can do it and requires a horse
>>140647852
>as it would happen if Diavolo didn't exist
That's probably the best way to describe its effects. Not that it "erases time" or "erases events" or whatever. The fact that nobody can remember the "erased time" just makes it more confusing, although I understand why Araki did it that way (intimidation factor).
>>140647726
Mandom can rewind time 6 seconds, which is used to continuously one-up his opponents.
King Crimson sees what happens ahead of time, and if he is attacked within this prediction, he skips ahead and evades it, killing his confused opponent shortly after with his high speed stand.
Remember that time Baby Face raped a chick
>>140647456
You do realize this isn't a realistic chinese cartoon, right?
>>140647617
Epitaph shows him 10 seconds into the future. He can erase up to 10 seconds of time. If he sees himself getting killed or something, he can delete the time it happens in. During deleted time, everyone does exactly what Epitaph predicted except Diavolo, who can move however the fuck he wants like casually sidestepping MUDA barrages since he's stepped outside of where Epitaph predicted them to hit. When the erase is complete, no one but him remembers it. So to everyone else it's like randomly teleporting all of a sudden, with no memory of the last 10 seconds or how you got there. Everything still happens in deleted time it's just that no one has any memory of it at all except Diavolo since it was deleted. The cause and effect stuff was made up by translators.
>>140647967
Just a kiss if i remember good
>>140647863
Joseph has a 50% as a father, that's still failing
What if they skip King Crimson's chapters entirely when they animate it because they don't wanna go through the pain of animated whatever the fuck is happening there
>>140647967
Creepy as hell, araki keeping it subtle made it worse almost.
>>140647297
Cutting my nails while browsing this threadThey sure are long this year :^)
>>140647072
Only stand users deal in absolutes.
>>140648086
I don't know. They did it well enough in the game.
>>140648086
Yeah, because no one would mind if you skipped the final fight of the favorite part of the series in Japan.
Get your head out of your ass
I don't mean to blog but how to I keep from killing myself while I wait for more part 8?
I've re-read the entirety of the manga because why not since part 4 is being animated now aside from looking forward to that - I can't get my jojo fix.
It's retarded how after a decade and having consumed almost all of his media I still want more. Fuck you araki.
>>140648140
>the game
>you just lost it
So what was up with Tsurugi playing with the dead cicadas?
>>140648186
Didn't it have to do with Killer Queen's explosion and its seismic effects?
>>140648178
The last time I heard that meme I laughed so hard my WALKMAN fell off my DINOSAUR
>>140648178
>People still play the game in 2016
>>140648174
There's always other entertainment, anon.
JoJo is great but it isn't the only thing.
And if that isn't your thing, you could always get a garden. Gardens, or even just one plant, are objectively amazing at helping people cope, because it's not only something you create, but it's something that depends on you and asks for nothing emotional.
>>140647829
That's the best kind of fetish
>>140646834
Can you get that cross mesh to the top of the head or is that too hard?
>>140648239
DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>140648178
No, the game was finished with the 88888888 GET.
>>140648174
Read HxH then read berserck
now you can suicide to end your frustration
Characters that deserved to die?
Shigechi (r9k autist)
Johnny (degenerate race traitor)
Dio (cold steel the hedgehog)
Pucci (Dio fanboy)
Cesear (literally retarded)
Sandman (savage injun)
Valentine (lying hypocrite who tried raping a 14 year old girl)
>>140648255
That actually sounds like a cool idea. Keeping a little plant in my room.
>>140648382
Name it Stray Cat.
>>140648424
It would be a nice addition to my quiet life.
>>140648382
Dude it's amazing.
Some plants take almost no effort to take care of, just face them towards a window and give them some water and fertilizer, and it lives.
>>140648337
Fuck you Shigechi just needed friends and also to be less of a jew and also a diet plan but he a good boy
>>140648455
You can even keep it next to your jars of fingernail trimmings.
>>140648263
Nah, it's past 3am here so I need sleep.
I'd probably end up half-arsing the cross-hatching anyways
>>140647457
>Kaz, it's me
>>140648337
>Valentine
Nigga is a hero fuck you you unamerican bastard
>>140648532
This meme needs to end, hoarding Jesus should be universal treason.
>>140648337
Valentine did nothing wrong.
>>140648337
>Johnny and Valentine on the same list
I am confused.
>>140648568
It was to make the world and America great again he did nothing wrong. Johnny and Gyro were fucking terrorist and murdered members of the race who were working for the government.
>>140648605
part 7 johnny is awesome. Part 8 johnny deserved his fate.
>>140648568
>hoarding Jesus
Nigga what? He wanted to resurrect Jesus.
>>140648337
You're a fucking idiot and you've said nothing outside of buzzwords. You should stay off 4chan for a while so hopefully your brain can recover. The only person on that list who "deserved" death was Dio simply from the moral standpoint that he is evil as fuck. Pucci is evil but more benenovlent in nature and valentine was pretty much a caricature of a politician what with his drive and perversions, assuming he TRULY wanted the corpse to make America great and not for personal power - then he was arguably more "good" than johnny or gyro.
>>140648644
>It was to make the world and America great again
You mean just America, right?
He wanted the rest of the world to go to shit while America prospered.
>>140648741
But America is the center of the world anyway so it's fine.
>>140648741
You make it sound like the rest of the world matters
Valentine would make the rest of the world a shit hole while only America would be great. Before he knew what the corpse parts would do to Lucy he was just going to horde them for personal power.
>>140648741
The funniest part is he didn't realize that would happen anyways in the 1940s/1950s.
oh boy time for /pol/
>>140648863
gomenasai, it happens sometimes ^^
>>140648794
He explained why he wanted the corpse at the very start. He wanted to make America number one in the world nothing more nothing less.
>>140646896
>>140646785
multiple continuity's can exist in JoJo. tons of comics do this shit all the time.
>>140647194
I feel at this point I might as well end it, I can't see Part 6 winning this.
Looks like Johnny and Gyro vs Valentine is the general consensus on best fight. I'll probably try this again awhile from now, this got a bit of criticism, mostly on the naming of fights.
Still, it's neat to see everyone's opinions.
>>140648462
While Josuke and Okoyasu were being greedy dicks at first they still tried helping shigechi and were willing to be friends with them. Shigechi tried killing both of them.
>>140648741
>>140648794
>not wanting to make america great again
terrorist scum detected
valentine did nothing wrong
>>140648975
and that would mean the rest of the world for hundreds of years. He's the most evil antagonist after DIO.
>>140649088
>That means the rest of the world goes to shit
Where are you getting this from? Your ass? Valentine was pretty fair if you didn't fuck with him.
>>140649088
*rest of the world would suffer
>>140645971
wrong. part 7 and 4 confirmed if you completely master something, you master a stand.
>>140649088
>>140649130
Nothing was stopping people from living in America instead of their shit country, you know.
Immigration was rather lax in those times. Ellis Island and all.
>>140649166
>Most characters get their stands through arrows.
>Tonio is the only one badass enough to get a stand through his overwhelming desire to be the best chef
Tonio is the best.
>>140649088
>most evil, for wanting to make his country prosperous
>more evil than kars, who just wanted to kill everyone for no reason
>more evil than kira and diavolo, who just wanted to fulfill their selfish desires
>more evil than pucci, who wanted to recreate the entire fuck world in his image
Just started reading part 3. I'm kind of disappointed that it turned into bad guy of the week garbage. Just finished the Dark Blue Moon arc, does it pick up?
>>140649190
I'd want blackmore and scary monsters on my border control
>>140649303
Once they get to Egypt
>>140649127
>tries raping a 14 year old girl instead of just arresting her
>wants the billions of other people in the world to suffer
>claims to be true to his word then tries killing johnny
>so arrogant he believes he is the only person who can use the corpse parts for noble reasons.
>>140649127
it was mentioned in part 7 that all the luck and God's grace would be sacked from the rest of the world and transfered to the country that has the corpse gathered.
>>140649251
Aya got hers from wanting to be the best beauty salon owner/worker as well.
>>140649298
Kira just wanted to live a peaceful life. He's the true hero of the story for it is something that we all wish to achieve.
A peaceful life while still being able to fulfill our disgusting kinks.
>>140649303
OUT
>>140649303
It picks up in Part 4.
>>140649399
he literally goes full /r9k/ at one point
>>140649389
You got it reversed.
All the bad luck in America would get transferred to the rest of the world.
>>140649303
Part 3, in terms of story, is pretty ho-hum. The stands are (mostly) creative and the characters are likeable. Part 4 is better.
Also Iggy is probably the best thing part 3 has to offer
>>140649382
>billions
There weren't even a billion people ALIVE in the 1880s. And lets be honest, most people won't use the corpse for noble reasons. Why chance it?
He was right.
>>140649473
>(mostly) creative
I think you mean mostly uncreative.
>>140649464
still pretty fucking bad. though I'd pay to see someone make a spin off of valentine taking on isis
>>140649303
SDC is pretty rough at the beginning. You get some pretty cool bad guys as it goes on. Hol Horse is a gift but probably one of the only good ones as far as the Tarot stands go.
Once you get into Egypt the stands are much better and it doesn't quite feel like such an unbearable mess.
Jojo doesn't really get away from the bad guy of the week aspect though it does get better. But if you're really against it and hate it then it's time to get off the ride.
It never goes back to what part one and two were. If you can get past that, good. If not, at least you tried.
>>140649382
>Tries raping a 14 year old girl
Legal in that time faggot she was all ready married.
>Wants billions to suffer
He doesn't want them to suffer it's just a side effect of his goal. He was righteous enough for the holy corpse to agree with him so that means he can't be that evil.
>So arrogant
Nigga he willing gave it over to dio he just didn't think anyone else had the ambiton and will to get it done.
>>140648051
In some arcs of DiU you can see Josuke hanging out with Joseph and Shizuka, so it's not like he completely neglected Josuke.
>>140649520
>spin off of valentine taking on isis
Oh God.
I can't imagine Araki doing something similar to Frank Miller's Holy Terror.
Though fabulous, posing terrorists would be something to behold.
>>140649503
tyler pls go
>>140649561
>Holy Corpse
>agreeing with him
Then why did Jesus appear to Johnny and not Valentine?
Admit it anon, the terrorist was the good guy.
>>140649303
Get better taste and enjoy the adventure. Egypt is top tier. Also I will never understand people and their displeasure towards anything "of the week" and episodic stuff.
>>140649561
It was legal back then to have sex with a 14 year old not literally rape them while they scream no the entire time. He knew that all the misfortune that would happen in america would spread everywhere else in the world and he didn't care. It doesn't matter if he believes his goals are noble he tried raping a little girl and was willing to make the majority of the world a hell hole because he wants his country to be better.
>>140649718
Pretty much every jojo part 3 and on has enemy stand of the week, though.
>>140649704
It is also implied he showed up to Valentine too because with his stand off with Johnny he even says my heart is not wavering the same thing Jesus says to Johnny.
>>140649730
>14
>little girl back then
Anon when the average life span was mid 30s 14 years old is not a little girl. Plus are you ignoring the fact that she killed his fucking wife and tried to kill him?
Mods are asleep
Can we create a list with everything Araki forgot?
I start: flashback man from JoJolion.
What was the point of changing the LUCK sword to PLUCK?
>>140649779
Then he should of killed her or arrested her for treason. Instead he tried raping her on top of a table then forced the corpse parts on her. Valentine is a power hungry madman.
>>140648140
There's a cool combo breaker move you can do with Diavolo that's a perfect representation of time skip.
>https://youtu.be/UES6-R_FOeo
It's at 1:09
>>140649730
The rest of the world really doesn't matter, dude.
Anyone who's smart can come to America. They aren't forced to stay in the rest of the world.
And that 14 year old was going to die for killing the first lady anyways.
>>140649852
Triple Ankh Hurricane
>>140649881
he fucking explained it when he did it
Who has the better clothes?
I think this Boy has them
>>140649884
>He tried to rape her
She was seducing him before to ignore him from the corpse eye that fell on the floor and he didn't force anything with the corpse on lucy the corpse chose lucy to be reborn in. That's what saved her from love time with Valentine
>>140645056
Why did fansub groups change them as well? Aren't they basically pirates? Fucking retarded.
STAND:「Creep on Creepin' On」
Ability: can cause actions and the effects of actions to occur very slowly but exponentially improve their properties
Example: a slow ass punch that gets more powerful and hurts for longer depending on how long the stand is in effect
Using some simple maths, if you grab the amount of chapters adapted so far after episode 4 (15 chapters) divide that by 4 you get 3,75 chapters.
Multiply that shit by 39 and you get 146,25.
Chapter 146 of the DiU manga is my dad is not my dad part 2, right before Cheap Trick. This is with a consistent pace like the 4 episodes that already aired, no skipping or rushing.
I can see David then doing some kinda Kira or BtD final arc with 12 eps or so with maybe a higher budget (why didnt they do this with DIO's World?) Either that or they will truly rush it all.
>>140649881
holy shit, is that screenshot real?
>>140649946
If someone flirts/seduces you its ok it rape them!
>>140649968
meant to reply to
>>140646137
>>140645814
It's difficult to get the references if the names are all wrong.
>>140650003
>Killed your wife and replaced her
>Seduces you
>Want to fuck your wife
>Ends up being some random bitch
>Fuck it you all ready started
It's not that hard to see anon
>>140650003
Is it rape if they start?
I'm pretty sure rape is unwanted sex, but if she tried to fuck him first, it isn't rape.
Who will win the Josukebowl? Yasuho, Daiya, or Karera?
>>140650000
It's from the old OVA.
>>140650123
If you ducked a girl but she Saud to stop halfway through and you kept going, that's also rape.
>>140649852
Josuke's boyhood pompadour man shenanigans could have been explained a little more for my taste. I get that he just saw that guy and was inspired, but Araki made it seem really mysterious.
>>140650141
Obviously Yasuho, Gappy is Yasuhosexualunless she ends up being the villain
It's been too long, did they cover how Okuyasu's brother got into the jail cell to shoot the guy with the arrow? Did he just murder everyone with Bad Company?
>>140650217
>Bad Company
What?
>>140650217
>Araki
>explaining things
get-a-load-of-this-guy cam
>>140645056
I just change the names using SubtitleEdit... It takes less than two minutes to use the "search and replace" option and save.
>>140649996
By volumes
Episode 1-5 = Volume 29-30 (Jotaro, Angelo, Nijimura Bros)
Episode 6-10 = Volume 31-32 (The Lock, Surface, Yukako)
Episode 11-15 = Volume 33-34 (Tonio, RHCP, Shizuka, Rohan)
Episode 16-20 = Volume 35-36 (Rohan, Ratt, Reimi, Shigechi)
Episode 21-25 = Volume 37-38 (Kira, Cinderella, SHA)
Episode 26-30 = Volume 39-40 (SHA, Atom Heart Father, RPS Kid, Mikitaka)
Episode 31-35 = Volume 41-42 (Mikitaka, Highway Star, Stray Cat, Superfly)
Episode 36-40 = Volume 43-44 (Superfly, Enigma Boy, My dad is not my dad, Cheap Trick)
Obviously theres no episode 40 so it would end after Enigma Boy or before Cheap Trick
Will the Rohan OVA just use the part 4 art style or will we get a taste of what Steel Ball Run/Jojolion might look like animated?
>>140650217
>Bad Company
Fucking animeonly scum
>>140650217
Well Keicho did say he murdered a lot of people to see if they were stand users.
I wouldn't be surprised if he stabbed everyone of the guards with the arrow to see if they could get a stand.
Valentine's goal was noble but that didn't stop him being a shit person. It's not that difficult to grasp. The only reason Johnny killed him was because Valentine let his pride get in the way and tried to kill Johnny first even though he had literally nothing to gain and everything to lose by doing it.
>>140650529
Yes but that doesn't make him the most evil villian next to dio. That hands down has to be kira.
>>140646137
Talking Heads is already in, but 「ＯＮＣＥ ＩＮ Ａ ＬＩＦＥＴＩＭＥ」needs to happen.
>Animeonly: Single On A Lifespan
What's your opinion on the Part 4 ED?
>>140650646
It's pretty savage.
>>140650646
Love the little hidden references.
>>140646137
Stand User: Blondie
Stand: 「One Way or Another」
Ability: mind control
>>140650646
It's savage
>>140650646
It's my favorite one so far
QUICK
Saddest moment in JoJo.
GO!
>>140650821The latest Jojolion chapter.
>>140650821
Iggy's death literally made me cry for hours
>>140650821
Gyro's death
>>140650646
I've never had issues with the song but they definitely could have used something else. It doesn't work in Jojo for me.
>>140650821
part 7 gyro death
>>140650916
Koichi does the same pose as waldo
>>140650900
>>140650893
Oh man are animeonlies gonna be upset
>>140650571
I wasn't that guy but yeah.
>>140647529
We need to rewrite Part 7
>>140650265
>>140650376
is this a new meme?
>>140650900
>>140650928
Gyro was tragic as fuck, and he's by far my favorite character, but I was too accepting of the inevitability to be hit as hard as Fatty's death.
>>140650900
>>140650928
Johnny's reaction to it made it so much worse.
You can feel the absolute despair coming off of him.
>Walk into my classroom
>weebs are talking about the last episode
>"WORSE COMPANY"
>"WORSE COMPANY"
>"WORSE COMPANY"
>"WORSE COMPANY"
When will it end
JoJo was my escape
>>140650821
Josuke dragging around Okuyasu's lifeless body, yelling at Hayato that he's OK.
>>140649932
I don't remember that
>>140644850
>a curbstomp and a sophies choice
oh god fuck this poll
>>140651058
It looks like you need some better company.
>>140651011
Fatty had no reason to die fuck you kira and fuck your shitty bomb stand.
>>140651058
Threaten everyone to use Some-Stuffs next time.
https://mega.nz/#!24NwwIpb!NXYVcGGo087E_IYrLLvCPdKvFCio1E8Qtve7LWULhu8
>>140651058
I know that feel too well.
>decide to check out a twitch channel
>"Dude what's JoJo"
>"It's an anime about buff dudes posing xD"
I want to die.
They got mad when I said something about Kira too.
>>140651104
heh
>>140651106
AND WE GET TO SEE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
There's too much to be hype for if you're a Diamond-fag like me.
>>140650916
I think the song fits quite well, personally. What song would you use?
Why does nobody else love Mountain Tim? He's my favorite side characterand has one of the best death scenes in the series
>>140651144
what did you tell them?
>>140651242
He tried to steal best girl from second best bro fuck that guy
>>140651236
Hoping for Ashes to Ashes for the second ED once Kira is around
>>140651269
>I don't even like jojo tbqh
>>140651269
Pretty much that he's the big bad and that he has a hand fetish.
>>140651296
>Hoping for Ashes to Ashes for the second ED once Kira is around
I've thought literally the same thing fampai. Best Bowie song
Does anyone have the panels of Johnny that go
>"Dont kill him?"
And the next panel is the dark determination fire eyes popping in
>>140651236
My ideal choice would have been:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vuaqDDr--Q
Even a few from some video an anon made 2-3 weeks ago where they edited the Angelo ending a few times to play some neat songs would have been good choices. Does anyone have links to those two videos?
>>140651223
My nigga. Can't wait to see some sock correction.
>>140651346
My nigga again. Also I'm not the OP, I love part 4's current ED
>>140651334
they brought it upon themselves for being retards.
Does Pucci have to talk extremely slow while he has StH?
>>140651398
That how I felt.
>>140651012
That really was the worst part. Poor guy had to go through so much with him, and Gyro nearly died at some points, like the Sandman fight. But Johnny looks like his soul was crushed when he realized Gyro is dead
>>140651346
I'd kill for that. And I know if David could do it they would.
But I'd also like the second half to be well animated and not a slide show because the budget was blown on bowie songs
>Friend caught up with the animu
>says he cant wait for episodes
>tell him to read the manga
>says it'll take too long
>he ends up reading the plot up to part 7 on the wiki
EAT SHIT ASSHOLE
FALL OFF YOUR HORSE
>>140651058
>tfw all of my Jojo friends have read the manga
>>140651380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vsX85WrL4&index=10&list=LL5e3X-ScFafE6oa7o98hMTg
>>140651422
Forgot my pic
>>140651475
What a fucking dipshit. Unspoiled Part 7 is honestly one of the best manga reading experiences I've ever had. So many unexpected plot developments.
>>140651346
Way too expensive, especially after his death.
>this will be animated this cours
>>140651480
None of my friends like anime or manga, you lucky bastard
My students are anime only and use the copyright safe names
>>140651514
I went in blind and came out very upset with that dio ass pull at the end. It should of just ended with Valentine.
>>140651519
David's family arent a bunch of jews like Micheal Jackson's
>>140651475
I´ll admit I did that too, withall the partsbut I later redeemed myself by reading all of the manga, but I still regret knowing all the important deaths
>>140651514
I'm so fuckin glad I went into it blind. All I knew was Johnny was a cripple and the Zeppeli had a crazy grill.My fucking dick when I go to the next page and THE WORLD
>>140651557
Why couldn't they get Diamond Dogs in The Phantom Pain tho?
not him. Just curious
>>140651482
Top stuff
>>140651480
My friend won't read part 7 because he considers it canon, since I told him it doesn't take place in the same universe as the previous parts
>>140651563
>all the parts
>but I later redeemed myself
no you didn't
>>140651555
You kidding me? That wasn't an asspull, its one of the best and most shocking twists in the series.
>>140651579
>mfw
This guy gets it.
>>140651480
I've got 3 friends who watch JoJo. Two are casuals who are only mildly into the series, and one has read up to part 6. It's kind of fun knowing whats gonna happen and building up hype for my animeonly friends, but at the same time I wish they'd take the time to read the manga.
>>140651533
Hype is uncontainable.
>>140651634
>I refuse to read watch Rogue One because it's not numbered like the rest of the star wars movies
>>140651555
How is it an asspull?
>>140651533
My favourite JJBA pose.
>>140651480
>My friends are all JoJo fans
>One of them uses the anime name
>Me and another friend call him out on it
>I ask the other friend if he read the manga, too
>"No, reading is for faggots, I just know better because I read the wiki. Za Waurdo, amiright?"
I lost a small bit of my soul that day.
>>140651533
>we will see the best final fight in the series this year
>>140651533
I hope this isnt a freezeframe. I want that walk to be smooth as fuck.
>>140651381
>All Rohan scenes
>Koichi and Jotaro
>Hayato arc out of fucking nowhere
When they foreshadowed everybody in the Angelo arc I fucking lost it.
On the topic of songs, I'm not sure if I want a Bowie song for Kira (more fitting, RIP) or 'Killer Queen', which is the most obvious choice.
Also I'm not sure if I want a Prince song for Josuke (Prince, RIP).
This was pretty much the year the music began to die, isn't it?
>>140648198
So King Crimson is
>that thing that just happened, didn't happen
While GER is
>that thing you just did, you didn't
Is that about right?
>>140651647
>>140651691
No it wasn't a fucking good twist at all only faggots who have a hard on for dio love it. Dio had no more purpose to serve he died and even tried to kill Valentine multiple times. Why the fuck would Valentine side with someone like him? Even his explanation was bullshit it was just muh ambition witch is just dio in general. Dio servered a person in the plot and it was done bringing him back with the world of all things was fucking retarded to make old fans happy.
>>140651691
>>140651647
>Not an asspull
"Hey guess what, before Valentine "died" he managed to get a Dio with Za Warudo! How about that!?"
>>140651740
That could have been explained better if Josuke repaired the glass vase instead of his blood
>>140651533
>>140651740
It is truly wondrous times we are living in gentlemen.
>>140651058
>>140651545
Oh, you're the anime club advisor, right?Did I miss your storytime earlier?
Looking back at Ball Breaker its actually pretty creepy, just like Act 4, just imagine seeing that shit grabbing at your hair and getting closer to fuck your shit up. There's something so cool about these stands just slowly making it past Love Train and the juxtapostion of these weird and silly designs being so powerful.
>>140651480
>My friend who got me into JoJo did so by showing me the Part 1/2 anime and marathoning it with me over the course of 2 days
>mfw I just realized that, outside of his copy of the JoJonium Phantom Blood hardcover he's probably animeonly
>tfw I haven't actually read all of the manga so I'm in no place to judge
>>140651758
Pretty much.
>>140651691
>>140651555
>Stuck in an infinate loop of being dragged down over and over again
>Some how had time to search the multiverse while this happened
>somehow stayed in a different universe long enough to make a deal with dio and bring him back
How is it not an asspull?
>>140651763
>>140651779
That's not an asspull
>>140650928
GYROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>140651827
Just ask him if he's read it. One of my friends started that way and later read the manga without telling anyone.
>>140651864
see >>140651853
explain how he could find a dio with the world and make a deal with it while stuck in an infinite loop?
>>140651827
You probably shouldn't be hanging around here if you don't want spoilers, just saying
>>140651901
He does it while stalling Johnny during their chat.
>>140651563
I'm in a weird place with spoilers.
Sometimes knowing the spoiler only makes me more hype when it actually happens in the show, other times it completely deflates me.
If I'd had part 4 spoiled, I wouldn't have liked it as much, but knowing Caesar died in Part 2 actually made me more hype for Joseph's fight with Wham.
Same thing with my friend: he was relatively unhype for Jojo Part 7 until I told him what Valentine's role is, and then his hype was unparalleled.
>>140651806
nah, I haven't told any stories recently. Sorry anon. Not much has happening story-worthy since that kid who showed everyone a picture of a shirtless Rider wrestling Naked Camo Big Boss
>>140651960
He was still stuck in the infinite loop that even effected his stand he wouldn't have been able to go anywhere in the multiverse.
>>140651811
Ball Breaker was a cool and terrifying stand. I almost wish we got to see more of him, but I get why Araki saved him for the climax.
Just finished part six
>that Tusk tear
>Gyro's death
>wanting to believe Valentine's promise
Even though I knew about the spoilers they still hit hard.
But that asspul with Diego "the World" Brando though
Also
>Johnny's dad comes to cheer him on
>he still loses, gains nothing
>we lost everything
Is it worth starting JoJolion now? Apparently nobody knows what's going on or whom the antagonist is. Does that mean new Kira is one of the protagonists? Should I wait untilJoJolion is finished?
>>140651965
In my opinion the best way to hype is to give fake spoilers
>>140651763
Maybe magic gravity from the past universe made Dio destined to appear as the final boss.
>>140652023
>Just finished part six
>>140652074
That makes no sense aka ass pull you fucking faggot it's fine if you like it at least just admit it though.
>>140652023
No anon, don't wait ten years.
Although admittedly I'm giving it a lengthy intermission so that I have a lot to catch up on.
>>140651901
Didn't Valentine say in the flashback that he went through countless loops to find him? It's not like he's pulled back in the hole right away, since he had plenty of time to talk to Johnny (though JoJo does use the "talking is free action" trope a lot)
Once he found Dio, he took him back to the root world. Diego can just use times stop and escape without anyone noticing.
>>140652023
Just read it, you do yourself no favors waiting and its still a several years away form finishing, even if it is about halfway through now
Jojolion's been really picking up recently, and while there's no big bad dude you can point at yet, there's very much an antagonist group and conflict.
>>140652023
JoJolion is cool. I just started it recently. It probably won't be finished for at minimum another 2 years, so it's up to you to start it.Johnny had a hard life
>>140652114
He can only stop it for 5 seconds
>>140652157
Thats an eternity in jojotime. Its never made concrete sense.
>>140652157
That's about 30 second in the JoJo universe, 2 minutes if they're talking. That's plenty of time to ride away on a horse.
>>140652227
>5 seconds is somehow 2 minutes
I see this is pointless
Anyone have the picture of the hairdown Jojos? 4/5/6.
>>140652196
>>140652264
I like to think that the 5 seconds of time stop is actually relative to what characters do during the time stop. For example, the action of just staying on the spot and talking hogs up a mere 0.25 of the 5 seconds, but moving around, lifting objects and stuff would actually take a few seconds hence why the 5 seconds seems shorter than on occasions when characters just idle around and talk.
>>140652264
My point is, time stop is a lot longer than merely 5 seconds. While Johnny was chasing Dio, he had enough time during time stop to get off his horse, hang a bunch of wires across alley way walls, and get on his horse again.
>>140652324
That is just your own head canon. It makes sense for Dio to a bunch of shit during his time stop in act 3 because he's a fucking vampire.
What was the name of that gross tumblr artstyle artist who drew jojo?
>>140649399
Is that the FUCKing GOLDEN RECTANGLE
GYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>140649014
shit poll
>>140649014
I wonder if JoJolion will have a fight to surpass all of D4C
>>140652557
No one will D4C is objectively the best stand.
>>140652416
I really would rather not know and forget it exists.
>>140652486
trigonometry > squares
>>140646168
>That fucking ass cheek
Damn
>>140644850
what the fuck, Part 6 won over Part 5?
>>140652082
Seven my bad
>>140652108
>>140652133
>>140652144
Fuck, maybe I'll give the first few chapters a try. Hopefully they have it in colour!
>>140652593
I'd agree but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Araki surpasses my expectations, my experience reading Jojo has always been "there's no way he can top this moment/fight/villain/etc!", followed by him doing just that later on.
>>140652711
I actually prefer JoJolion in B&W, since Araki has gotten super good at shading. The colorings don't really show that super well.
>>140652711
>reading SBR/JJL in color
>>140652659
>Like one of Joe Montana's touchdown passes
Oh look, something else to censor.
What will it be? John Kentucky? Jimmy Mississippi?
>>140645449
Holy shit that is so funny and clever.
>>140644622
Here are my taste. Roast me.
Holy fuck, Oda needs to draw more Jojo's characters.
>>140652959
That's somepretty nice taste anon.
why didn't valentine just find a universe where johnny was shooting him with an infinite spin bullet that happened to be rotating in the opposite direction, since it isn't apparent that the direction of the spin matters at all through most of the story?
>>140652959
>scary monsters
>favorite stand
Disgusting
>>140652783
>>140652784
I read SBR in colour and most of it was great, but when the movement effects/wall of light/blood start to blur it got a bit confusing sometimes. I guess JoJolion can be read in black and white, then. Hopefully it's not shit because I'm not really digging the sailor designs.
Is JJL in the same world as SBR?
>>140652959
Why do you hate boat monkey so much
>>140653085
Tusk 4 was only in one universe. Notice every other Johnny he encounters only has act 2 or 3, or no Tusk at all.
>>140652959does anyone have a template
>>140653137
Why no 4tusk
Also the song is pretty great
What's everyone's favourite song that a stand/character is based on?
>>140653124
fuck off
>>140653107
>Not liking dinosaurs.
No childhood detected.
>>140653252
Thank you friend
>>140653124
Yes. You'll find out more about how they connect as you read. Go catch up and don't come back until you're done.
>>140653287
>Liking a shitty dinosaur stand over something like C moon stone ocean crazy diamond or even soft and wet
Nah you just got shit taste
>>140653107
>can summon an army of MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS
>named after a David Bowie song
>disgusting
ok anon
>>140653328
>His favorite stand isn't OP so his taste is shit
What an awful mindset.
>>140651058
>tfw none of my friends read JJBA
>of the few that are into anime, none want to watch it
>not a single one of them reads manga
I don't have to deal with animeonlys but it also restricts my discussion of it to these threads which is still pretty shit. I talk to my sister about it sometimes because even though we have wildly different interests we both have no one else to talk to them about because most of our friends are well adjusted healthy adults. She's alright. I needed to tell her about the latest JJL chapter after the feelings it gave me.
>>140653382
>Stone ocean
>OP
Explain
>>140653129
One of the most pointless fights in SDC (and that's saying a lot), and a power which directly contradicts on of the main rules of stands that they established only a few chapters previously.
>>140653255
Not my favorite in the franchise, but I was pleasantly surprised to see that of all songs, King Nothing got a stand. Not off of a particularly great album, but it's easily my favorite Metallica track.
>>140653454
Fair enough. I'm not huge on it either, I just enjoy the creepy orangutan.
>>140651827
>friend wants me to try this JoJo thing
>cant be arsed, looks generic, whatever
>one day I convince myself to watch ep 1 of Phantom Blood
>2 days later I'm already caught up with Stardust Crusaders
>had to wait 3 months for the Egypt Arc to start
>read the manga all the way to Part 8 instead
>he never read the manga because according to him, watching it animated is better and he also has some attention deficit that makes it impossible for him to just sit down and read the fucking thing
>he gets mad when I spoil little details with Part 4 now
>>140653439
>Stone Ocean
>Better than Scary Monsters
What?
>>140653497
To be fair, who doesn't love watching little girls get fondled by apes in sea captain outfits.
>>140653579
>Can be used for sitches and reconstruction
>hard hitter
>long range
>can be used to spy
>fetch long range items
>can even use it to get inside people if you want too
It has a fuck more utility and over all pros then cons compared to scary monsters
>>140651058
Honestly two of my friends are animeonly, but I don't mind them too much. What I can't stand is normies in places like twitch and youtube dropping sick references all the time.
>>140653328
I would hate to have something like C-Moon,dozens of innocent people will be injured.
>>140653439
>Stone Ocean
>>140653636
>cant summon Dino-army
0/10 worst stand ever
>>140653676
Yea that would be the only down side of C moon but fuck man I love Gravity I also forgot to put tusk on my list
>>140653636
>>hard hitter
>>long range
>>can be used to spy
>>fetch long range items
Scary Monsters can do all that
And make some sweet decorations
>>140653636
>Highten your senses
>Turn living things around you into your bloodthirsty minions
>Effective at range
>Can turn others into your minions as well
>Fucking DINOSAURS
You're right though, String Platinum is way more original and unique than Scary Monsters :^)
>>140653749
>Can be used to spy
Anon it's not that hard to notice fucking raptors running around
>>140653085
The Infinite Rotation transcends universes, they outright said this. No matter what he did, it was going to stay on him eternally no matter where or when he was. The only thing stronger than space and time powers in JJBA are gravity powers since they transcend those.
>>140653255
Made in Heaven is now officially my favorite Queen song
New Thread
>>140653905
>>140653905
>>140653905
>>140653787
>Forgetting you can literally turn fleas into dinosaurs.
>>140653908
Welcome to the club anon. You're no longer a boy, you're a man.
>>140653255
Bad Company by Bad Company on Bad Company
>>140653255
King Crimson is one of my favorite bands.
Also Roundabout was my jam before it was the part 1/2 ED.
>>140653439
>>140653579
>stone ocean
>>140654262
Last time I saw Stone Free was in ASB. I haven't read part 6 in a while.
>>140654290
Sorry but that's no excuse anon. Stone free isn't that hard to remember.
>>140654348
She's called Stone Ocean in ASB anon, c'mon.
>>140646767
HOT PANTS
>>140646137
>stand
gorrilaz because i feel it would be interesting. probably call the stand "Dare" or "Dirty Harry" revolving doors wouldve been nice prior to d4c
>>140652783
Agreed. I'm a manga purist: if it hasn't been colored than don't do it.
>>140646137
>White Stripes/Jack White
Stand would be「LAZARETTO」 or 「BLACK BAT LICORICE」 (I'm sure Seven Nation Army would be cliche). It's powers may have something to do with fungi/bacteria/viruses or electricity.
I'm gonna be cheeky and say the Stand user's name is Whitaker Jackson.
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