>in an alternate universe, you are your waifus waifu
>>140618338
feels good desu
>>140618338
>in an alternate universe you are happy
>a universe where your waifu is a slut is not possible because it is a paradox of her character and would cease to continue being her
feels good
>>140618338
>in an alternate universe you're not a weeb looser, but a successful man with family and friends who love him
>>140619287
Sorry, don't buy that.
>>140622006
Kys
>>140618338
>in an alternate universe I'm the one with shit-taste
>>140622006
>family and friends
That looks like boring.
I had that and i let it go because it was shit
>in an alternate universe you are shinji
>>140618338
>in an alternate reality, you and your waifu are together
>>140622059
>impyling
>>140622161
>implying you aren't already shinji only without cool robots and shit
>>140622006
>a successful man with family and friends who love him
eh, success isn't for me. I just want one person to love me. No more and no less
>>140618338
>somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando
>she frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime
>she has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you.
>she sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it
>she is madly in love with you and only you
>>140622784
>in that same universe, trolls are gonna call you a slut to rile her up
![iXCf821[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fm5QpBn.jpg "iXCf821[1].jpg")
>>140622784
>>140622858
>tfw people post guro images of you
>>140622784
>that universe is not this universe
>you will never meet
>you will die before your time and she will never know
>she will die old never having loved
>>140618338
What a shit taste she has...
I don't deserve to be her waifu.
She can get something way better than me.
>>140623936
>wanting to be cucked
disgusting, if you really love her, then that is the best qualification for deserving her. And if you don't truly love her, then she's not actually your waifu
Anyone have that panel of characters worshiping the 3D world? Swear I had it.
>>140624045
Yeah, no.
She is my waifu because she can't be with me and I can't be with her. I will never let the person I love spend time with a worthless piece of shit like me.
>>140624098
My waifu is in that one. Hits hard every time. I'd post it if on my main comp.
>>140624184
oh come on, your worth is not what you do in society, or even what you do to yourself, it's your capacity to love another person. If you would love your waifu unconditionally, then there isn't a person better for her.
>>140622784
It would be pretty entertaining to see Tomato-chan go full yandere.
If she decided to pay a little visit, i would have to carry atleast a weapon if shit happens.
something something finds a way
>>140625123
A husbando loves a waifu
unable to confess, he gifted his waifus phone number by a dues ex machina. Never minding the strange area cod-
>>140625048
Not him, but thanks anon. I still want to be better for her.
>>140618338
>a version of you is jumping parallel universes to kill every version of you that exists and you could be next
>in an alternate universe people are saying you're the worst girl
>>140618338
In an alternate universe you're your own waifu.
>>140625328
you try make yourself better, but the truth is that it's not like everyone can become the greatest, not everyone has the potential to become whatever they want. That's shitty normalfag pat-myself-on-the-back encouragement. Everyone who does love another person, real or fake, has worth to that person at least, not because they are actually valuable as a tool, or mind, not even whether or not your a bad person, but because they have the capacity to love them. I know it sounds like shitty feelgood advice, but it's the only objective truth in this universe.
>>140625682
Not him but I'm really happy someone out there truly believes this. Thanks for that, anon.
>>140624098
>>140627947
>predator drone
every fucking time
>there is an alternate universe where anime girls are suicidal and depressed because you aren't real
>>140628599
Do niggers get all of their oversized white shirts from the same store?
>>140627947
10/10
It would actually be good material for a show.
>>140622059
We've been living in an alternate universe the whole time
>>140622248
And fat. If a Shinji was a fat fuck instead of a skeleton nobody would watch NGE at all.
>>140618338
>3D waifus 2D
>2D waifus 1D
>somewhere out there, a hypercube has waifu'd you.
>>140618338
>my waifu watches me shitpost on 4chan and do diddly squat all day
I really oughta change my routine
>>140623717
>you will never meetAn anon falls in love with an anon.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with his waifu's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that he is her husbando as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the image board, they only post images at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the waifu he called is not the same waifu he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the waifu's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE
>>140628715
walmart, yeah
The idea of waifus stuck in their reality without their neckbeard husbandos never fails to make me sad.
>in an alternative universe, you're the dense harem protag
If one of you anons ever find me there, get a gun and kill me, thanks.
>>140627947
>single man masturbates alone in his room doujin
In that alternate world, my waifu is a sick fuck and a loser, part-time shitposter, but she loves me and I keep her going.
What a wonderful world.
![[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.46_[2014.12.27_14.54.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21EK8mm.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Log Horizon 2 - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.46_[2014.12.27_14.54.49].jpg")
>>140629424
If I know one, is it a valid reason for murder?
