>Japan
>>140597140
Is this supposed to be a 'healing anime'?
It's so slooow
>>140597185
Comfy as fuck though. But that racism. DON'T TRY TO SUBJUGATE ME WITH YOUR BROWN POWER IMAGES J.C. STAFF.
This show would be so much better without the dumb witch shit poorly forced into it.
11/10 Mom though; would watch those plots all day.
>>140597539
Less witching, more plots.
I don't understand. Why would you put ice in a batter bowl? Teach me your secrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy_zq_YuQQ
Should've made this the theme song; grab a blanket and wrap yourself up hot dog style boys and girls because we're about to get comfy.
Why is she so comfy looking? I just to hug her so much
>>140597539
This woman exists to grocery shop. Literally everytime they come home she's leaving to buy food. And she never complains. WHERE DO I FIND ONE AND HOW DO I MARRY IT?
>>140598107
want*
>>140598125
>WHERE DO I FIND ONE
I'll give you a hint. First letter of that place is G.
>>140597943
Gay
>>140597337
>DON'T TRY TO SUBJUGATE ME WITH YOUR BROWN POWER IMAGES J.C. STAFF.
Literally what? The Teru teru bozu?
>>140598107
I just want to fuck her
The local radio station just had an hour long special on fiddlehead selection and recipes. This one connoisseur was complaining that people yell at him for prematurely picking juvenile plants.
America. Where you get yelled at in the woods because nature.
What the fuck is this some country bumpkin shit
>>140598472
You didn't realize when they were literally eating plants from the fucking street? Wild plants not at all cultivated for nutrition or taste?
>>140598472
don'g you have some trees to cut
>>140598519
I have money to make because unlike these hicks, my family is really rich and made smart decisions.
>>140598596
You seem like a good example of regression to the mean.
>>140598638
sounds like youre just one of those poors that want to take away my wealth because you couldnt cut it in this game called life.
>>140598713
lol
>>140598517
This somehow became a thing a my little brother's school. Kids would sneak around and eat plants, and talk about it among each other, as some kind of secret game or something. But none of them would explain it to anyone's parents or any teachers anything. They would just sullenly gnaw on leaves and sticks and grass, glaring defiantly at anyone older than them, sometimes spitting little green globs on the sidewalk or playground.
>>140597823
It's tempura batter, you want to keep it really cold, so adding ice helps that.
Some people also use sparkling water to keep the batter light and fluffy.
>>140598783
Meanwhile in Africa...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537053/Lawn-Christians-South-African-preacher-makes-congregation-eat-GRASS-closer-God.html
>>140598472
it's called inaka
this show is almost too boring for its own good
>>140599349
sorry man, I can only watch people pick grass and make teru teru bozus so many times
>>140598986
>dailymail
0/10
bait
conspiracy theory sites are government owned
>>140597823
>2011
>putting ice in the bowl
>>140602947
>le current year - 2015 + 2016
>not putting ice in the bowl
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.41_[2016.04.24_00.12.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mnINIjU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.41_[2016.04.24_00.12.23].jpg")
>>140599071
I think it's pretty pheasant.
>tfw no brown genki onee-san
This guy is one of my new favorite male VA's, He has the perfect tone for any SoL show.
>>140606947
I thought they were gonna do that classic ass shot but they didn't.
;_;
>>140606947
>doujins where she uses magic to turn her imouto into a boy never
>>140597497
I don't think it is dumb. Not like they are using the magic for war or anything.
>>140603781
>>140602947
>current year
>posting old memes
should i watch this
i havent watched any anime since /a/ turned into cancer after opm
>>140597497
That's kinda the point. It has all these fantastical elements and yet manages to be completely mundane, even when it's time for said elements to be in the spotlight.
>>140606947
Why is she archer-mode? Her imouto is pale with black hair, so her settings are ought to be unnatural
>>140609689
/a/ isn't anime, so why does /a/ being cancerous have any bearing on the issue?
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv - 0001.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VTC8Oxu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv - 0001.jpg")
>transliterate Flying Witch to kana and back
>get Frying Bitch
>>140597140
>>140566548
Faggot. Delete your thread now.
>>140610995
>implying he can
>>140610995
Delete yourself, niggerlover
>>140611031
>>140597140
How autistic is Chinatsu if she really thought that Makoto is her mom in 1st ep, and then seeing her own mom in ep 2?
>>140610893
80% of the reason why i watch(ed) anime at all was to talk about it on /a/
>>140611072
Not as autistic as you
It was a joke
>>140611220
80% of the reason I eat food at all is so I can talk about it on /ck/
You are not alone.
>>140611220
I feel sorry for you.
>>140611277
this is the dumbest shit ive ever read
>>140610847
Overused of magic circuit
Did you not play Fate Stay Kitchen?
>>140610916
Sounds like a comedy about tsunderes working at a tonkatsu restaurant
>>140598125
Most women love going shopping, they always buy a few trinkets along with the groceries.
>>140598713
>my family made money
>implying you've done a thing to "win"
Inheritance should be redistributed. Fuck off Bougie.
>>140613305
I understand them, spending money feels great.
This is my AOTS. Thought it would be Mayoiga but by ep 3 I can tell.
This should be the official /x/ anime but they have shit taste so
>>140598125
When you eat a lot of fresh vegetables and have to feed 5 people you have to go shopping often. Watch rich moms shop at Whole Foods. Basket overflowing with fresh fruits/veggies/meat and they have to go once a week at least for veggies/fruit since meat can be frozen.
So why did the author changed the series from the one-shot? I thought if the one-shot was a success, it will try to follow the basic idea of it, not that I mind, I like the manga as it is
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.09_[2016.04.24_16.47.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/elSag7x.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.09_[2016.04.24_16.47.18].jpg")
Incest
>>140618333
Nee-san x imouto is the purest form of love.
>>140597185
> implying slow == bad
Fuck you.
>>140618333
>theyseeyourdick.jpg
>>140597185
Healing takes time
So no women in this family wear bras?
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.41_[2016.04.24_20.42.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ac0f2J.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.41_[2016.04.24_20.42.21].jpg")
Translating for her dad.
Cute!
SHA LA LA LA SOROWO
>>140618747
Witches are too horny to bother with underwears.
>>140618747
She's coming straight from the desert. It's like you want her to be sweaty and smelly.
When do we get a fatalpulse doujin where the onee-san is raped by Boko Haram in Africa? They discover she's a heretic witch-woman travelling alone and punish her with rape and murder. She tries to use magic but their islamic anti-magic wards and faith in الله prevents it.
TL note: I lead a violent revolution and murdered the country's leader to get this for you.
>>140619827
Witch trial episode WHEN?
>>140618333
Does the one on the left have some kind of gigantism?
>>140620194
No, Makoto is just short and young.
>>140619682
Possibly this. Mako-chan's breasts don't jiggle like this but they hang so low I cant imagine her wearing one and still drooping like that.
Are witches kind of like old time hippie girls? No makeup, no bras.
>>140606947
I need more delicious brown middle eastern girls in my animu
>>140597185
What healing anime isn't slow?
>>140620868
>middle eastern
She's just tanned.
>>140620868
She's Makoto's sister so she's Japanese.
I wanna put my wiener in the brown stuff.
>>140620956
Makoto's asshole?
>>140620956
Why would you stick your dick into dirt?
That's not how you fertilize.
>>140620911
Spending a month in the desert will do that.
>>140597140
That's what my grandma keeps telling me for some reason. And I'm a rather tall and big manly guy.
Maybe it's my long-ish hair.
Why are they so perfect?
>>140621022
>and big manly guy.
Heyyyy she sais "myoga" not "shoga".
myoga is not ginger.
>>140621303
Quick, tell DDY so they can fix it in their subs.
>>140621279
Why is Makoto's tits saggy in this picture?
>>140621448
No bra and she's slouching.
>>140597185
>It's so slooow
I need /v/ to leave.
>>140621279
That's a long cat.
>>140621678
You're a big memer.
>>140621731
UUUU
I still have no idea what this animu is even about.
Is it just a witch doing witch things?
>>140621777
It's about a witch doing comfy witch things.
>>140621777
SoL and checked.
>>140621448
You're supposed to put all attention towards Chinatsu.
>>140597185
Not enough explosions for you?
>>140621303
Seems to also be some sort of ginger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoga
>>140621544
How do you know she is not wearing a bra?
>>140622040
I checked.
>>140622053
How?
>>140622105
With hands.
>>140621731
For you.
>>140598201
What is Gensokyo?
>>140622132
This is not how checking works
I want to taste Chinatsu's warm piss.
>>140598125
Women love spending the money earned by men. Shock, horror.
>>140610995
>trying to enforce General thread culture
Drink bleach you piece of shit.
>>140622148
Can you not Fucking post my meme???? Thank you.
>>140621448
you know why
>>140622234
Are some Japan dialects really so ununderstandable?
>>140622785
They might as well speak nonsense and have subtitles with the real meaning.
>>140622785
I know a bit of Japanese.
My brain melted when he started speaking.
English really doesn't have a lot of examples for this...
Even ebonis is mostly understandable. But there is one form of english that so so fucked up it's this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XyecKONu8
This is exactly how he sounded. But in Japanese
Oh lord almighty give me strength!
>>140622785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUzTFWxvQE
or like this.
>he even has the striped clothes
Cyka blyat
>>140622902
>>140622947
Oh god what the fuck.
You'll never have a witch relative
>>140622922
I want her to give me a footjob.
Who has the fattest butt in this show?
>>140623226
You're mom.
>>140623226
definitely onee-san, she needs amble cushioning to be able to ride that camel across the Sahara.
Pantyhose witches are miracles of the universe.
>>140623400
This show is hitting all the right switches
>>140622785
>>140622902
Shit, this reminds me of a show I wish I could remember the name of. There was an anime that some group from /a/ was subbing a few years ago and they were weeks behind because it was all done in some disgustingly regional dialect of hillbilly Japanese no one understood.
>>140623400
Please do not sexualize the witches.
>>140621879
I've seen iyashi-kei stuff like Non Non Biyori and Binchotan, but for some reason this show makes me drowsy. Maybe it's the colors.
I'll still watch it though
Fucking nighmare fuel.
>>140623515
Could be useful as a distraction.
>>140623475
It's really hard to resist the urge of sexualizing the witches, anon.
>episode 1
>10/10
>episode 2
>4/10
Holy fuck I hope 3 is good
>>140597185
HEALING
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.16_[2016.04.22_02.08.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EJyNbL9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.16_[2016.04.22_02.08.15].jpg")
>>140623226
>>140623736
This is not how gradeschoolers butts work
>>140623515
>british witches swing their wands and chant a few words for spells
>japanese witches can't perform magic without a bbq and black-haired lolis
Japanese witches not so superior, cause they would die in wars without a lighter and enough time for it.
>>140623899
>French witch are so good angel descend from heaven to stop them
>>140623802
How do you know that?
>>140624021
More like too much of an attention-whore.
What does Mako-nee smell like?
Fun historical fact:
Crows and other scavenger birds would often gather and follow marching armies because they recognized that it meant a battle was coming and a free meal for them. Often, enemy positions and ambushes could be identified from a great distance or through forest cover by the flocking of crows.
>>140624084Bags of sand
>>140624022
My little sister's a gradeschooler
>>140623802
How often do you work gradeschooler butts, anon?
>>140622947
Bitch please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis
>>140624133
>a murder of crows
>throw everything at it from a distance
SHA
RA
RA
RA/a/ sings when?
>>140598379
I'm not a veggie guy but I have much respect for people who could still forage. It's a lost way of life that we should conserve.
It's need a mad skill and knowledge to harvest your own food instead of unpack some frozen shit from supermarket.
>>140604304
An asshole bird. . .
>>140624021
>be a french witch
>get raped
You can't make this shit up.
>>140624680
Friendly reminder that birds are evil and fucking traitors
>>140624648
Also some strong guts because such wild grown vegetables aren't very healthy.
>tapeworm
>>140624223
Go on.
>>140624892
>tapeworm
>from vegetables
>>140624892
>tapeworm from vegetables
Top kek
Vegetables are incredibly difficult to get sick from.
You can literally stick vegetables in water, wait 5 months and they're still good. This is how sauerkraut and fermented daikon are made
>>140624648
>Things that are hard and inconvenient are automatically good
yeah no.
>>140625079
>>140625127
>>140625079
Simply said, it's possible that a infected fox shits on it. That's why you shouldn't pick berries or mushrooms from the forest.
>>140597140
So this faggot got sexy imouto, hot mom, sweet childhood friend and pretty cousin yet don't hit on any of them?
G A Y
A
Y
>>140625272
It's tapeworm egg. Yes it's possible. But cooking and washing could wipe it out almost 100%
Also it's one of the reason that Chinese rarely eat raw veggie.
>>140625507
He's a nice guy.
>>140597185
I want /v/ to leave.
>>140624223
I'm interested.
Is brown sister a time traveler?
>>140622947
Kind of sounds German at times.
>>140625272
>>140624892
Normally one would wash the vegetables you harvest before eating.
>>140622947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuIXwsLDw
English dialects are always the funniest
>>140625837
No. I think she was just out, travelling the world and doing her own thing, so she lost track of time.
>>140625127
>Vegetables are incredibly difficult to get sick from.
It's very possible and not uncommon at all. Norovirus in particular, though Salmonella and ETEC also stick out prominently in my head.
>You can stick them in water and wait awhile and they're good
You'll need more than just that in most scenarios. At least some salt if you're naturally fermenting (ex. sauerkraut), or acidifying it if you're aiming to preserve (tomatoes).
Food poisoning is no joke, anon.
>>140625272
>imagines his veggies don't come from a field in the midwest where there are foxes, rabbits, skunks, moles, snakes, lizards, birds, etc.
>>140626630
>>140626630
>though Salmonella and ETEC also stick out prominently in my head.
Those are caused by shit on the vegetables, not the vegetables themselves, you tremendous monger.
>>140626919
Even discounting direct fecal contact with the plants, which isn't unreasonable since pets and wild animals might be walk around there, it might also come from the the soil. Fecal contamination isn't necessarily eating literal shit.
>>140626919
>thinks vegetables are somehow magically protected from all forms of parasites, infections diseases, viral agents, toxins and pissed out drugs just because you 'washed' them.
>>140627223
feces in the soil doesn't cause fecal contamination. Besides the rocks and clay soil is decaying dead things, bacteria, fececs. Those are good for the plant. Feces dropped or sprayed on the plant causes fecal contamination, hence need for washing
>>140627223
Wow, it's almost like people can wash them,
>>140627312
>Thinking fecal residue is somehow magically immune to hot water and soap, among other things
>>140627312
is this you?
>>140627223
>>140627312
>thinks plants and vegetables are disease ridden bombs
Protip: feces can be used as fertilizer.
>>140627223
>>140627312
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysophobia
Go see a doctor.
>>140625837
>Older white-haired brown-skinned version of the protagonist.
She is a hero from the future.
>>140623899
I think she learn this witchcraft from Midle East
>being this scared of grown veggies
Next you are going to tell me that tasteless shit you get in shops in vegetable section is completely fine.
>>140622902
I started understanding that halfway through
For fucks sake, just say the whole word
I want americans to please leave.
>>140622947
I didn't know this type of daytime TV had spread, I always thought this was a source of national shame unique to America
>>140628150
Everyone imports your glorious turd culture.
>>140627983
I wish I had a garden to grow tomatoes and salad like my parents do.
>>140627388
Congratulations, you've washed the shit off the outside. Vegetables still aren't magically impermeable to disease and infection on the inside.
Raise wholesome vegetables in soil laced with heavy element contamination. Suure, just wash that shit right off.
The cellular structure inside vegetables is 100% inhospitable to any form of bacteria, parasites or viruses. There are no sugars, starches or any nutrients whatsoever inside them. All those nasty pathogens chill on the outside, waiting for you to was them off.
You clean food for a reason, and you also cook food for a reason. Even then, each time you eat there's a chance something is going to start eating you, from the inside.
Stay pure, purity fags.
>>140597185
>'healing anime'
>slooow
>not slow
Fucking crossboarders
>>140628204
Good to know when we finally go we'll at least bring everyone else down with us
>>140625597
More like homo degenerate according to karaoke party
>>140628351
You're actually retarded.
>>140628351
What do you eat then? Vitamin pills and boiled water?
>>140629100
>boiled water
God no. Extremephobe microorganisms thrive in that sort of condition. You'll just be inviting some unknown, undocumented, penicillin immune super-parasite into your system
>>140629178
>>140629100
Chlorinate, boil, filter.
>>140623666
It's out though anon
You'll never be a vegetable.
>>140598125
>>140613305
i live a block away from the grocery store so I dont mind stopping by on the way from work. I laugh at the cucks who live in shitty mountain towns and buy 3 carts worth of shit for the entire month
>>140629270
>boiling
>killing all the good stuff
>>140629400
Jump head-first off a building and you could be.
>>140629178
Listen to this anon. Unnecessary household sanitation is the best way to cultivate immortal bacterial and fungal lines. The supergerm that will one day wipe out humanity won't come from research labs of shady corporations, but rather from the kitchen of your disinfectant-crazed aunt.
>>140629498
That would cause instant death.
I wish I hadn't read this thread
>>140629588
Depends on how tall it is.
Fire is the best disinfectant. If something is still alive after being heated to a point where the carbon in the molecules of their dna lets go of its bonds, it deserves to.
>>140629498
I want to see you photosynthesize during the daytime.
>>140629100
I eat what I eat, knowing full well what is contained within each bite. Each day you summon the courage to scarf down the fetid, disease ridden, toxic gumbo that the naive masses call 'food', and brace as you add more fuel to the internal war raging within you.
You eat, while being eaten, until your internal germs and bacteria betray you to a fate of a rancid corpse, being slowly digested and converted into food for the next generation.
>>140629649
How tall should it be?
>>140629943
>>140629943
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a pasta from /fit/
>>140629943
Would you watch a show about the betrayal of your gut bacteria?
>>140629943
Autism
>>140625272
Do you eat your mushrooms raw?
>>140630274
I suck mushrooms raw.
>no nao this episode
>>140630548
I almost kissed my monitor when I expanded this image. Almost.
>>140630074
I'd watch the shit out of a gut bacteria anime.
God Flying Witch is so bad.
The story is non-existent; the seiyuus are terrible; Makoto isn't even that cute.
>>140631645
You're not even trying anymore.
>>140631412
Good thing you can
>>140631645
Might want to take this one back to the tackle shop mate.
>>140631645
This isn't funny and it never was.
>>140630548
Needs heart pupils and a slight mouth edit
Also
>Makoto in braids and a red sweater this episode
I was hard as a rock for the entire first half of the episode
>>140631645
I love this meme.
>>140631645
At least it;s not a little blurry
>>140631645
See you next week
>>140631937
I'll never understand why Re-Kan was so blurry.
It's like every episode had a soft-focus... but it's animated, so it can't.
I think the imouto might be storing all her magic in her butt.
>>140632054
it's because of upscale, anon
>>140631806
Season 2 was shit
>>140632054
I dropped Re-Kan because I could not stand the transparent hair. It stresses me out and I could not relax at all.
I wish there was more good fanarts
>>140632962
It was shit anyway, you didn't miss anything.
>>140631645
Something's not right here if you think Makoto isn't that cute why do yoi jave a picture of her saved? Get rekt faggot.
>>140633191
I can see everything!
>>140633191
Fucking adorable
why do they focus this much in butts?
>>140633191
Thanksfully there is some porn.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56473708
>>140635410
The director probably has a butt fetish.
>>140606947
she will be back right?
I'm waiting for history girl to show up.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.15_[2016.04.24_23.34.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/luQf38w.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.15_[2016.04.24_23.34.19].jpg")
>you will never be a cute loli getting hugged by your cute cousin
>>140635570
do you know what the word fetish means?
>>140636105
No but I use it anyway.
>>140613429
Da comrade.
>>140635944
>nee, Makoto, did you left your trowel in your pocket? It's hurting my butt.
>>140635944
Being a male, this is what I've learned to deal with. I was a cute shota for a while, and my cute cousins did hug me.
>>140636151
Good lad.
Mangafags, does it get interesting soon? It's quite the snorefest so far. At least the backgrounds are nicely done, because even the characters look kinda flat faced
>>140631645
>>140636314
SoL never suddenly get "interesting". If you don't like it from the beginning then you will never like it. Go watch your Jojo or something.
>>140636233
>Makoto fucking her cousin with her large futa dick
Doujins when?
