Well, that was educational...
You don't have to add more text if the moonrunes aren't important
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Going from pants on head retarded to borderline hentai at the speed of light.
I have tried this recipe multiple times and each time it ended in failure.
Ended up just buying a Tenga and it only lasted around five faps before it spat out its insides all over my dick.
>>140589053
What happened to it that it failed? Also, it says 1:1:1, but is that in volume or in weight? I would assume weight, but you never now.
>>140589463
It overflowed.
>>140589757
Well, not to sound rude, but isn't that a failing on your part rather than the recipe?
>>140589757
why are you masturbating in your microwave?
>>140590234
What hapens to sperm when you microwave, or for that matter cook, it?
I would imagine the same has what happens to eggwhite?
How does something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVXVCbz0gNo
get nearly 4 million views?
I simply can't believe such an anime would be so popular. I would imagine 4 million people is more than the amount of people that actual saw the anime. Unless you know the anime, how do you end up on a vid like that? The uploader also "only" has 9k subscriber, which may be quite a few, but hardl enough to explain away 4 million viewers.
How?
>>140590441
>or for that matter cook, it?
ask /k/
i don't think i have the screencaps anymore, somebody must though
>>140590801
>ask question about cooking semen
>4chan has an unironic answer obtained through empirical research
This why I am still here 10 years down the line, never change.
>>140590441
It turns brown.
There's something documenting it but I'd be breaking Rule 15 by posting it.
>>140588829
>anime so shit that killed the seiyuu
never cease to amaze me
>>140591145
?
Details?
>>140590793
I keep asking myself the same question.
Its a meme show that might become reality knowing how easily people get offended and normalfags like kinky girls. Also Youtube celebs/Mojo put it in a top 10 for reasons.
>>140591145
The MCs really sucked but I liked the beta when he's panicking.
>>140591446
He's being edgy about Miyu's death/is probably one of the people butthurt about Ayame being annoying and the winner by default
>>140590801
Do you mean /ck/, or did our weapons board cook their own semen for some reason?
>>140591446
Anna is dead anon, did you miss the tons of threads when it happened? It also gets mentioned on every shimoneta and tsukihime thread.
>>140591585
meant /k/
meetup went horribly wrong
i wouldn't put it beyond /ck/ doing it either
>>140591657
>meetup
>a bunch of gun nuts got together with random strangers from the internet and cooked their semen together
This just gets better and better.
>>140591657
>meetup went horribly wrong
>he thinks we will be satisfied with so little info
Come on, spill the beans.
>>140591585
There was a /k/ meet up a while ago.
It went great.
Until everyone got home, then in the /k/ post meet up thread one of the Anons who was at the meet up revealed that the brownies he had given out to everyone, the batter for them had been mixed with a bunch of his semen, with pictures to back up his claims.
Thread dies instantly.
>>140590441
I forget the title, but there's a semen cookbook that would probably answer all your questions.
>>140591747
>>140591704
fine
been nice knowing yabe gentle janitor-kun
>>140591571
>Miyu's death
Ya, I got that much, but he made it sound like the anime and her death were related, which I assume is just bullshit.
All I can find is that she died of pneumonia complications.
>>140591858
Oh wow, this is golden
>>140591803
>>140591858
Why would you ever eat something someone from 4chan gave you?
>>140592233
Much like small children, 4chan's named denizens' SOP is to put foreign objects in their mouths
They can't help it
>>140592233
Why would you meet people from 4chan, as much as I love you guys, I need the distance of 2 screens and the WWW between us.
>>140591593
Ya, but how is this anime related to her death?
This just sounds like a couple of /a/utists being unfunny about this being the last anime before her death.
>>140592643
Yes, he was trying to be an edgelord. Don't take everything so serious.
>>140592643
It is.
People like being edgy because their own issues with the series.
>>140591858
That's condensed milk.
>>140592875
Yes and the semi-translucid white stuff barely visible next to it is man juice
And the thing hanging next to it is a shlong. Having gone as far as hanging your cock over the edge of the bowl and taking pictures, do you really think the average anon wouldn't give a shuffle too?
>>140591858
my fucking sides
>>140593007
This.
Why bluff it? Isn't like it makes any difference on his end. In fact it would probably cost him more time and effort to find something in his house that realistically mimics cum, than to just rub one out.
>>140592875
Ya, I am sure this is what all the /soc/k/ fags were telling themselves as well as they were hanging over the toilet.
For what it's worth, I asked /k/, and they say that it was clearly condensed milk. No one had an explanation for the penis.
>>140593328
Wasn't it confirmed to not be cum from the Brownie poster? I could of sworn there was more to the story and it was basically someone just wanting to fuck around with people on /k/.
>>140596490
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