Every other girl has balloon tits.
>>140556083
He said shirty, pedo
anime is for children and the workers are exploited, the results are always terrible and almost all passion is gone in the industry, there's no budget either
Anime about me as a girl.
Stupid girl drama
>>140556103
Dude I'm making my favorite anime sound shit to pedos, not for me.
Violent delinquent recently released from a youth detention centre breaks one man's jaw and kills another.
A
>narcoleptic midget
>autistic savant with severe food insecurity issues
>a stereotypical butch/femme lesbian couple
>later joined by a femanon and a generic moeblob
live in the same building and go to school together and stuff.
Nothing really happens other than maybetheir teacher dying.
>>140556247
Little busters?
They just play cards.
>>140556210
Not you again.
>>140556043
Local redhead is fucking invincible.
nothing happens
>>140556043
Teenage boy whines a lot and interacts with a bunch of other people with mental problems
>>140556310
ZAWAZAWAZAWA
MC is a pseudo vamp, incestuous pedo and probs a filthy cuck who goes around town trying to "solve" supernatural things while sexually harassing up two dead children and his sisters
>>140556312
Violent delinquent recently released from a youth detention centre breaks one man's jaw and kills another.
>>140556043
A boy falls in love with a girl.
A girl walks around Japan while literally nothing happens
>>140556043
A group of Transformer-ripoffs team up with a self-insert shota and use the power of seizures to fight aliens.
>>140556043
Fight fight fight grunt fight.
Dragon Ball Z
They sing like idols.
chinese cartoon girls playing with their dragon-tattooed tofu and somehow it's fun so they lust for other chinese cartoon girls
>>140556043
Gay propaganda for young kids and the first beta faggot MC ever in anime history
Guy works at the family business
>>140556109
Shirobako?
>>140556363
Yahari?
>>140556043
car
A fucking retard summons a blonde chick and then they go fight with other retarded people and a loli.
>>140559078
>A fucking retard
This has to be F/SN.
>summons a blonde chick and then they go fight with other retarded people and a loli.
Yeah, though so.
>>140559003
and eurobeat
>>140559117
bingo
Stupid kid plays hide and seek with his father all over the world so he learns magic and shit
>>140558796
>yahari
Honestly expected the first response to be NGE.
Psyhco girl runs around cutting shit
faggots + google
>>140556043
>Forced Animation
>Snorefest
Its imposssible to describe badly, so I could only use meme-words from braindead americans
Gin no saji
Barakamon
Yojouhan shinwa taikei
Usagi drop
Natsume yuujinchou
>>140556274
Nah, you kinda made me want to read Little Busters though.
>>140558108
any anime, including your favorite and shirobako
Typical nerdy boy runs gang of 4channers
>>140556043
A shitty cliche anime about a beta fucking MC who can't confess to a girl then all of a sudden some deus with a shitty voice gives him a fucking phone number with the wrong fucking area code. Shit writing. He calls the bitch, even then he stutters like a fucking beta. The girl says he likes him as well. Talk about forced romance.
Then the next fucking day, he talks to the girl- now all smug and shit, and then starts talking about the phonecall. The girl then looks at him with some forced expression. He then does some investigation and finds out the girl he called wasn't the same fucking girl he fell in love with. She wasn't even in the same fucking universe. Turns out she's some bitch from a different universe who fell in love with the MC's alternate universe version. He's probably still a shitty beta as well.
The rest of the anime is then some cliche romcom bullshit and give out a lot of their dark secrets that end up in some cringeworthy comedy only retards would enjoy. Then throughout the fucking show the MC starts falling in love with the cellphone bitch. Shitty writing. Who the fuck falls in love with someone you only know through cellphone calls? That's fucking retarded. Forced DRAMA ensues with this forced romance and start to have some deep philosophical Monogatari-tier bullshit about the NATURE of LOVE.
One armed, one eyed buff man travels around with a transexual fairy killing monsters. Best friend is a faggot. Everyone dies. Gets cucked. His girl enjoys it so much she becomes rape retarded. Gets stuck on boat.
>>140556043
A pussy has to interact with mentally unstable weirdos every day in order to prevent some kinda apocalypse.
One MC is a fujobait shota faggot
The other MC is a beta faggot who causes waifuposting and shipping wars.
>>140559976
Found a way
The show pretends to be a nonsensical ecchi harem with a slice of sentai and becomes intentionally terrible for the next 3 episodes before becoming the plot starts to make sense.
Violent delinquent recently released from a youth detention centre breaks one man's jaw and kills another.
It's about boy looking girl that travels around.
>>140560661
Too easy, Kino's Journey
>>140556146
Alternates between fight scenes and crying
>>140556043
Robot wanders around with his dog while other robots trying to eat him.
>>140560712
Well, point is not to make it cryptic, but to describe it shitty.
>>140556247
I want to say WIDE
Five girls in an old tank do nothing.
An autistic girl meets a boy with minor autism, they don't have sex but eventually they work up the nerve to kiss. The end.
A guy delivers tofu and becomes the best local streetracer.
Kid tries to drop out of highschool to draw cartoons, pisses off his friend. Meanwhile, a literal faggot falls in love with a mentally ill cyclops.
tough lady cop who doesn't play by the rules gets blacked. Also, robots.
Some autistic androgynous girl goes to school and ignores her friends' attempts to help her act normally, spaces out, and becomes obsessed with computers. Then she either transcended time and space or just loses her mind idk which
>>140556210
I remember
>>140556713
Monogatari
>>140562877
Initial D
>>140560280
Berserk
>>140559497
Mirai Nikki
>>140558039
Dagashi Kashi?
>>140556344
Glasslip
>>140556043
It's exactly like you're favorite anime.
>>140559532
I'm guessing Hyouka?
>>140556043
A guy does the same thing for 12 episodes.
Batman operates a mech and beats up Kaiju knockoffs.
>>140559455
Gon x killuA
>>140563891
You were supposed to make it sound shitty.
>>140563891
but big o was actually trash so you could've just said what it is
>>140563957
It's too hard.
>>140563785
sakamoto desu ga
alternatively every shounen battle series literally ever
>>140563468
>Mirai Nikki
Nope
>>140564018
No. I thought it would be really obvious.
Amputee fucks up everything.
>>140556043
dumb fucking normies do shit
A girl's twin keeps getting bullied over and over again so she becomes a terrorist to stop it.
Her obstacles include a sexual predator, a yandere psychopath, and a swede.
A war survivor lazy drunk man, china and megane do stuff and shit happens
Best girl is a robot, followed by a blonde sadstic qt
Best boy is a hobo
Matter of fact, there are no bad girls o boys
Matter of fact, everyone is a sadistic
>>140556043
It's a battle harem with no plot, animated by Deen during their worst years. The MC is an overpowered Gary-Stu with no backstory, personality nor explanation for why he is like that. His sidekick is an annoying pervert who only exists to hit on the harem girls whom the MC ignores. The girls and side characters are one-dimensional and can only cry and get saved by the MC. The villains are a joke, most of the time they didn't do anything wrong and got shat on by the MC just for doing their job or trying to stay alive. At one point, a guy spends two episodes trying to acquire the only thing that could prolong his lifespan, only for the MC to humilate him, take the thing and throw it into the fucking ocean. Fuck this guy.
>>140556043
A school with no teachers and class is never
>>140556144
Watamote?
>>140564709
Gintama, and I agree that Tama is best girl.
>>140564891
GUILTY CROWN?
girls talking about bullshit most of the time
>>140565072
kyoani?
>>140565072
K-on?
>>140563027
Lain?
>>140562858
Chuunibyo?
Pies the meme
>>140564999
Guilty Crown is by Production I.G, not Studio Deen.
>>140565195
Yes!
>>140556043
Autistic, omnipotent girl on the internet.
>>140563468
>Glasslip
>good
lol
>>140562590
obviously
>>140561498
Boring forced drama a.k.a Cassern sins
>>140565373
Did i win?
Girls sing each other to death.
>>140556043
I can't
Mecha anime that comes off different than the breed introduced with Gundam. Mecha are mini and can easily be destroyed. Will only get an extension if its about the main character, whose limelight has overstayed its welcome.
4 girls do cute stuff
Pretentious the anime
It's pretty much responsible for everything wrong with modern anime.
>>140566306
Gits: Innocence?
Kara no Kyoukai?
To many to pick from
>>140566306
Ergo Proxy?
>>140566419
>>140566468
Pretentious the anime with ayylmaos
>theres a character from space
>Literally what the fuck is going on
>People are horny I guess
MC literally eats mystery
>>140566549
FLCL
>>140556043
Forced meme
>>140566639
MC has a twin sister but they are harmful to each other
>>140566680
Umaru?
>>140566146
Medabot?
>>140565126
close
>>140565133
nah
A girl attending junior high, dressed in a boy's uniform, deflowering high schoolers in a very repetitive fashion.
>>140566208
K-on?
>>140566837
nah
>>140562694
GUP?
>Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki are regular high school girls with regular lives, but all that changes when they encounter Kyuubey, a cat-like magical familiar, and Homura Akemi, the new transfer student.
>Kyuubey offers them a proposition: he will grant one of their wishes and in exchange, they will each become a magical girl, gaining enough power to fulfill their dreams. However Homura, a magical girl herself, urges them not to accept the offer since everything is not what it seems.
>A story of hope, despair, and friendship, Mahou Shoujo MadokaMagica deals with the difficulties of being a magical girl and the price one has to pay to make a dream come true.
This is anime, shit writes itself.
A very interesting futuristic setting is wasted on a slice of life about boats, and somehow this got three seasons.
>>140562694
Sora no woto
Playing with figurine is serious business
Almost every synopsis of any anime ever makes it sound shitty.
Reading them held me back for a long time.
>A few weeks after the Winter Cup, the five players of the Generation of Miracles as well as Kuroko have settled back into everyday life. But an invitation from Momoi arrives, proposing that the former Teikou Junior High players gather once again and play a game. Kuroko happily accepts the unexpected invitation. But Kagami is bothered when he learns about the game, because on that day, the Seirin High team was planning a birthday party for Kuroko! However, Kagami tells Kuroko that the birthday party won't be until the evening, which makes him glad. So on January 31st, Kuroko's best day begins!
What a pile of shit that sounds like.
>>140567292
Aria????
Madoka of card games but with more melodramas
>>140567853
Weaksauce.
>>140567853
wixross?
>>140567817
Correct.
>>140568137
Now answer mine plz
Massive muscly faggots pose at each other until one drops
>>140568274
Jojo
>>140556083
Toradora
>>140568274
FMA
>>140566799
Yosuga no sora
Aki sora
>>140566799
Ghost Slide
Spinoff of shit haremcrap with best girl of original series as protag
Worst girl from original series is now better, vest girl now socially awkward retard. Protag-kun even more split between choosing grills
Worst bit is spinoff is canon and will eventually loop back through time travel bullshit to original series.
What /a/m I?
>>140568196
What's yours?
>>140568512
Nagato Yuki FTW
>>140556909
You forgot the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140568335
Incorrect
Correct.
Also k-on sounds like Kyon.
Get it?
I'll kill myself now
>>140556043
Edgy teenager with daddy issues and iron-man look for Holocaust stones.
>>140560393
Evangelion.
>>140556043
Some asshole ushers in the apocalypse because he misunderstood his dad's final words, is later thwarted by a 12 year old working for Interpol, which consists mostly of Chinese magic men.
An angsty, edgelord high school chick tries playing detective and ends up going all emo.
Twice.
Also, ayy lmaos get involved
>>140556043
Germans getting BTFO, while a boy gets the semi-wrong hots from his adopted sister.
>>140559958
Durarara?
Everybody screams
>>140569162
Candle Cove is not an Anime.
>>140556043
It's a harem.
Whiny faggot explains how one bitch getting told to shut up turned him into an emo.
A stupid Loli with a smelly fish hoodie travels with a vegetarian
And a slut.
>>140568019
>>140568076
Correct
>>140556043
Virgin drifter seeks revenge against a true savior of humanity for killing his whore fiancee on their wedding day.
A loser punches people
>>140569281
Ika Musume?
MC and heroine having forced separation because of plot
>>140569341
Magical play.
>>140569338
Index
Underage dykes waste time.
>>140569251
Nisekoi
>>140569426
Yuru Yuri
>>140569390
Damnit.
A violinist demon, with their sister demon and his father as the Dio protagonist.
Schizophrenic man, his fat /g/ friend, girl with a >60 IQ and a genius woman play with microwaves and bananas
>>140569710
>play with bananas
You're supposed to make it sound shitty, not summarise it.
>>140569710
Schizophrenic =/= PSTD
>>140569710
Don't forget the trap.
>>140556363
EVA
>>140556713
Sounds great to me, though.
>>140569710
1/10, would watch.
You failed the thread anon.
>>140556043
So there is this loli, right? Well, this loli is super sad 'cuz her parents died and shit, but it's Ok, 'cuz the loli meets this one super hot dude and it's like "OMG your like, the perfect guy for me, we should totally bang, I'm so wet right now>_<!!!". Since the dude was no dummy and didn't wanna get vanned, he is all like, "Yo! If you keep that shit tight and clean until until the day you 18, we'll bang, ok? Here is this ring, bye". She was so wet for this guy, she was like"Ok babe >_<", but she was so dumb that she decided that the best way to get into this guy's pants was to crossplay him 24/7, like some Buffalo Bill shit.
Years laters, she is now a teenager and in this fancy Academy of Rich Fucksworth or whatever. For now that her hermones are fucking popping off like fireworks in 5 de mayo, but she still wants to stay loyal to her man, she has developed a habit of munching carpet. In her carpet munching adventures, she ends up on a dual to the death with this wife-beater motherfucker, seriously that guy is worst than Chris Brown.She wins and gets her own personal brown fucktoy/house cleaner/magical muggaffin and shit.
She beats up a bunch of rich emo kids, a gay ghost, a cow, three elephants and 2 duzens of self-driving car, until she decides she has had enough of waiting for Superman to come pick her up in his arms and fucks indian Lucifer.
This causes her to get a feeling so complicated, since she really liked munching on the brown girl's carpet (being a sex slave teaches you some killer bed positions) plus the whole ring thing plus indian Lucifer was the brown girl's brother (totally breaking the bro code... eh, sister code). But plot twist fucker, indian Satan was the guy from the begining the whole time (que Ocean's Eleven theme). So the main girl is all like "Fuck this, I'm gonna take my fucktoy and I'm leaving", but plot twist, the brown girl stabs main girl in the back!!!
MC pulls and Obi Wan dies and Brown fucks off to find her.
Borderline hentai with gothic lolitas, tentacles, incest and probably a lot more
>Robots
>Drills
>The power of love
Easy mode
>>140569259
TWGOK?
>>140570571
Getter robo.
The only true love is a love of violence.
>>140570571
guren lagan?
>>140569385
5cm per second?
>>140570707
No
>>140570709
Yes
Tennis club lesbians kicking aliens in space, getting their lives ruined by time dilation.
>>140565247
> but eventually they work up the nerve to kiss
>>140570919
Wrong. Wormholes happened
>>140571357
Keit-ai is not relevant bruh
>>140571357
Tsubasa chronicle?
>>140570611
No. Same animation director though.
>>140571245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5SOfH6Tdo
MC likes to cook, has a talking cat and spends his free time doing various odd jobs around Tokyo.
>>140571465
NHK?
>>140571582
No.
>>140556043
A pedophile abuses children and steals their video games.
>>140556043
>only one of the MCs has any sort of charactherization
>colors changes out of nowhere
>episodic villain of the week
>some abilities are literally bullshit
>cringeworthy engrish
>gay
>>140571400
It's not
>>140571429
Nope but close
>>140571687
jojo
>>140571763
Space Battleship Yamato?
>>140556043
MC was a little bitch as a kid who got verbally bullied for his schizophrenia. Now he works to hide his delusions.
I'm a regular on /a/ and my favorite anime is Evangelion
>>140556043
A bunch of completely one-dimensional characters repeat the same jokes over and over, with a liberal application of forced LOLSORANDUMB humour, brainless meta-commentary, and references to extremely obscure things that you wouldn't get even if you lived in Japan.
And to top off this pile of shit, it's a harem in a school setting where the students 'love' the teacher.
>>140572114
SZS
>>140572114
Nichijou?
>>140570707
>>140571063
The joke went way over your head.
>>140572145
Got it in one.
>>140572164
Perhaps expectedly, I really liked that show too. Guess I just have shit taste.
>>140570558
Ill be honest, what is it?
>>140571884
Wrong as well. Its the Chaika of card games but more edgier
An uninteresting pretentious twenty-something gives monologues.
>>140572446
Sorry didnt read the part love the teacher. Nichijou is pretty much jokes only japs understand
People being stupid and assholes in one village the anime
>>140572521
Tatami Galaxy?
>Outer space and mechas and shit
>Everything is a metaphor for sex
>Only old people actually know how to make babby
>>140572610
Shiki
>>140572622
you know it
A bunch of generic high schoolers playCOON MUSICwhile having implied gay sex.
>>140572736
Free!
>>140572610
Higurashi
>>140572679
Wrong. Characters you don't care will probably die
>>140572610
Blood C
>>140572821
Nope. Mari Okada anime
>>140572960
You're seriously saying it's your favorite anime now?
>>140567148
Utena
The protagonist dies in an ambush completely unrelated to the main plot.
The antagonist dies soonafter due to Japanese flu.
>>140573039
No but my bad
Two factions ofhumansconduct large space battles over a cartoon. MC is a whiny faggot like all the rest and it's impossible to get the full story if you don't speak Nip.
>>140572654
Vandread.
>>140574233
Nadesico
>>140574402
Yup.
twin sisters fight through the ages against each other
>>140556043
I sure hope you like screaming and no action in a fighting anime.
>>140570552
ZETTAI
>>140556043
you're waifu
>>140559481
>>140570057
>>140556363
Yup, its Evangelion
>>140574895
I like that image
>>140574512
Blood + ?
I'm about to watch this shit, hope it's good
Not really my favorite but it's the only one I've been paying much attention to but:
The writer doesn't bother to keep shit moving forward in a consistent timeline and instead throws shit around and it's a convoluted mess
>>140576202
Its pretty good. Just long
It's boring
>>140576368
Evangelion or LOGH
>>140576368
Hyouka
gondolier drama
>>140576425
no
>>140576470
yes
Boring guy wins every fight
>>140578508
Any battle harem
Stupid egg head in boring fights
>>140556825
YKK?
