Got around to watching Konosuba today. I can't remember the last time I watched a harem where I liked all the girls, but this one nailed it.
That being said, they're all very bullyable, but which one is the best for bullying?
>>140551539
Obviously the damegami.
Darkness is the worst for bullying.
In the anime you don't get much hints but she is a serious masochist.
>>140551603
That's the simple minded way of thinking.
Obviously the best way to bully a hardcore masochist like her is to be gentle as possible and never give her the pleasure of abuse no matter how bad she wants it.
I always mistake her for Undine Asuna in thumbnails.
>>140551603
>In the anime you don't get much hints but she is a serious masochist.
Fucking what? The moment you meet her it's obvious as hell. Kazuma even points it out multiple times.
>>140551709
>that man hand and arm
Goddammit.
>>140551753
Well it seems that people have this delusion that she can tolerate lukewarm water.
She wants to be tortured to death every day and that's they only way she can feel love, that's pretty tragic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
>>140551709
Who?
>>140551558
Correct answer. How can you resist that pouting face?
>>140551539
yeah, they are all lovable in their own way
>which one is the best for bullying?
probably Aqua
>>140551906
Megumin is adorable. It should be illegal for one girl to be so cute.
>>140552173
It is in Muslim countries.
>>140551884
No guro doujins please.
Darkness seems to be receptive to a wide range of bullying tactics. Even getting berated gets her off.
>>140551539
>which one is the best for bullying?
Wiz.
>>140551539
>which one is the best for bullying?
Wiz
>>140551539
>Bullying
>>140551539
>>140551558
Aqua a cute
:I
>>140551539
You're a colossal faggot.
>Got around to watching Konosuba today. I can't remember the last time I watched a harem where I liked all the girls, but this one nailed it.
/a/ isn't your blog
>>140551539
Are you me?
Jesus christ I want to eat a crab now (I've never eaten crab)
>>140552408
You are the fucking cancer killing this board.
Femdom'd by Aqua
Bully Megumin
Kill Darkness
>>140557728
Crab is delicious.
You need to eat some.
>>140551539
It didn't seem like a harem to me. It would be like calling GJ-Bu a harem simply because there's one male main cast member.
>>140557954How does it taste?
What would happen if you forced darkness to bully the other girls?
>>140557728
>never eaten a crab
What the fuck are you, underage?
>>140551834
that's scary
>>140558068I..I've never gotten around to eating crab, okay?
I can't afford expensive food either, so my diet tends to be somewhat dull too.
>>140558068
I always wanted to try lobster and crab. I've only ever had Moreton Bay Bug which was delicious.
>>140555647
These girls are made for bullying. It just makes them more endearing. I dare say, if you can't bully a girl, she ain't worth shit.
>>140558031
I don't think there's a way to describe it. It has a pretty unique flavor and taste.
It tastes kind of similar to lobster, but if you haven't eaten crab, I'd guess you haven't eaten lobster either. Lobster's texture is more like shrimp though. Crab feels different. I would say it's softer.
>>140558180
Lobster isn't worth the price. You're really not missing much.
If you have a Golden Corral or some Chinese buffets around, they'll have crab stuff in the buffet sometimes.
Or if you have a Red Lobster nearby, you could get a lunch portion of something with crab in it.
>>140558571
meant to say flavor and texture not flavor and taste
>>140558677
Aqua pls
>>140558571
>Lobster isn't worth the price. You're really not missing much.
Restaurant lobster starts at $20'ish a pop.
Get your own $5 lobster. Just be warned that a good third-half of the meat is in the torso/legs. It has to be fought out tooth and nail.
>>140558273
Lobster is really nice but you get barely anything for the amount of money you pay in a restaurant. Would rather get a steak for the price.
>>140551539
Just watched first 2 eps of this, thought it was going to be shit tbqh.
How wrong was I, all the girls are great and I love the light-hearted atmosphere, the jokes work and there's some meta going on.
won't drop
>>140551709
Same.
She isn't appear yet, but surely will be the best bullying material. She is so bullyable that you will bully her really hard then comfort her very much later
>>140561054
>doesnt have a vagina
>>140551709
fuck off
>>140561184
A what?
>>140551539
For bullying
Komekko > Megumin > Lalatina > Wiz > Yunyun
>>140551539
I don't know if it's because she was mean to the MC when they first met, and so she deserved everything that happened afterwards, but Aqua's tears are the most delicious.
>>140561054
i want to bully lalatina!
>>140551539
Yunyun is the best for bullying
>>140561565
All the Aqua bullying is good, but i really feel bad about her and her child
i'm still waiting for the aqua bully hentai
>>140561266
You know, a pink, slimy hole where the ochinpo goes
>>140561853
Why would you put your ochinpo in there
>>140561732
Yunyun is the best for everything
>>140552163
They're each bulliable in thier own way, Aqua is for normal baka bullying. Megumin is for kouhai bullying. Darkness is for sexual bullying.
>>140562271
>sexual bullying
how does that even work?
>>140562725
Walk her home gently and give her a bowl of eggs
>>140561054
That body is criminal because it looks so fucking bad.
>that face
>>140563633
The face is terrible indeed but the rest is mighty fine. I love me some sag
>>140563669
Sagging is okay for a lazy used cake. Darkness is a >>>/fit/ tight 17'something.
>>140563669
The sag is great but the body looks too rectangle for me
>>140563757
Why doesn't she wear pantsu?
>>140563843
Why would she need to?
Aqua is for bully. Darkness is for lewd. Megumin is for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmVnTQtZQY
>liking darkness
I cum in her wine everyday.
>>140566113
Your hate just makes her clit harder.
>>140551539
How old is Aqua anyway?And how many dicks has she sucked in all her years?
>>140566113
much preferable to arrogant idiot
>>140561008
Anyone know what the OVA covers?
>>140567959
*redacted*
>>140567959
Undisclosed. 0
>>140551539
>harem
>one of the girls treats him alternatively like an idiot and a friend, nothing much more than that despite both literally non-sexually sleeping together a long time
>one of the girls joins the party by threatening to blackmail him as a sexual deviant, later goes on to spend a lot of time with him but making things go boom excites her much more than being with him
>one of the girls loves getting treated like shit by him, but is clearly repulsed by his (mistaken) advances
>>140571237
>>140571415
So she's a slut then. Got it.
>>140571452
...what?
>>140551539
Easily Aqua. Also, the best way to bully Darkness is to be nice to her.
is it bullying if she's asking for it?
>>140551707
That sounds like too much effort.
>>140571417
Oh fuck. you know what you just caused, Some crazed "KonoSuba is a harem" guy is going to come out of the woodwork's and will spam this thread to oblivion.
>>140551539
>but is clearly repulsed by his (mistaken) advances
She'd jump on his cock if he'd keep going in that bath.
>>140570687
>medieval themed anime
>a girl flaunts her ass constantly
>she doesn't get raped, not even when she's in debt
Dropped.
Started watching it today, what classes are there anyway?
>>140571417
>>140571548
he's right though.
>>140571614
comedies and edgeshit are different things, anon
>>140571614
The men in town have the succubus (succubi) to take care of them, and also little privacy.
>>140571957
What about a joke in which she lets herself be raped because she thinks they're priests that are adoring her?
>>140572010
that wouldn't be rape
>>140572010
You're trying too hard.
>>140571978
I meant to ask. Succubi? Is that the plural?
>>140572039
We need more shit like this fampai
What, no one wants to bully a Lich?
Oh well, more for me then.
>>140572541
Bully why? Has she deserved it?
>>140572541
>make a necro mage
>give her a stacked healthy body
Why?
>>140572039
>tipping succubi
what the fuck man
>>140572718
For maximum mana storage
>>140572718
My dick wills it.
>>140572607
She keeps wasting money on stupid shit.
>>140571860
Any profession you can think of. There's even an Artisan Weaver class.
>>140570687
>>140551539
did this show stay good throughout?
>>140574855
Yes
>>140574855
it's only like 10 episodes IIRC so it wasn't hard
>>140574855
More or less enjoyable the whole run. Not a single boring episode.
>>140572607
Because she's a Lich
>>140575604
God damn axis cultists. Someone should do something about them
>>140574855
My only problem is they skimped out on Wiz's backstory. Is that gonna be in the OVA?
>>140567959
Goddesses are usually over 900
Eris>Aqua
Can we talk about how much of a horrendous cunt Aqua is? I wanted to fucking kill this bitch every time she was on screen.
>>140575912
Aqua is the kindest person in the group.
>>140575765
Drama CD covered it.
>>140574855
Yeah, the only bad part was like after episode 7 they start to rush and skimp out on properly introducing new characters so you get confused and think you skipped an episode
>>140575912
she's a big sister kind of cunt, which is the acceptable kind of cunt.
>>140575912
But she's nice and gentle.
This is what she wants, see? >>140561825 She just needs more followers.
>>140575651
They're a group of crazed psychos. Don't get involved them with.
>>140575888
Chris > Megumin > Darkness > Eris > Aqua
>>140575960
That's probably Darkness.
>>140571614
its JRPG themed
>>140571614
>Raping an Arch-Cleric
Aqua could destroy the entire city and bring all it's residents back to life
Only person that could get away with it is Kazuma
>>140578645
I hoped there would be doujins of that because she was the item he brought with him and how he worded it when they were being transported.
>>140575912
You make it sound like being a horrendous cunt is a bad thing.
>>140579724
>No doujins of Megumin being taken advantage of after casting explosion
>>"I'm going to explode inside you"
>No doiujins of Darkness being ordered around while saying she won't do it while doing it
>No doujins of Aqua being called a useless godless and having sex so she can prove she's not useless
>>140581637
>>No doujins of Megumin being taken advantage of after casting explosion
This hurts so much.
>>140571614
why rape when you could have this
>>140574855
It actually got better as it went on.
>>140561932
Because its warm, feels good and is fun for both of you, and leads to children.
Speaking of, I want to bully and force Lalatina to bear my child.
>>140581907
Whilst I agree, allow me to play Succubus' advocate.
1. Rape is free, dreams cost money. How much is unclear, but still.
2. You don't actually get to have that. You get to dream about it. It's not quite the same as having a real woman at your fingertips.
3. Rape fetishOH MY FUCKING GOD THE SUCCUBI IN THIS SERIES ARE PERFECT I LOVE THEM ALL WHY ISN'T THERE A DREAM BROTHEL IN REALITY
>>140582117
>dreams cost money. How much is unclear, but still.
No they don't. They cost vitality.
>>140572255
>>140572767
Cancer.
Nice shitty general you have here. What a fucking cancerous fanbase.
>>140582174
Oh really? Wow, with such a cheap business model without much profit I'm amazed the succubi stay afloat and that society in this village has not entirely degenerated.
>>140551753
>What is sarcasm?
>>140581637
So much untapped potential.
>>140582117
>raping girl
>in fantasy australia
>especially adventurers' girls
you want this to happen to you?
>>140582664
I would be delighted if that girl did pretty much anything to me.
I know it's a dream and you don't get to even see the girl, but do you think you could request a specific demon? Hell, do you think you could pay a fee to sleep with them for real, since she is perfect and dreamlike as it is?
>>140582174
>>140582307
They cost but not so much,succubus use those money to rent that brothel.
>>140582739
they leave it kinda vague. it's implied that sex with them could kill, but they seem to be able to control how much vitality that they wanted to drain.
I guess this is all thx to the PG-13 rating, just wait for the doujins.
>>140583081
I'd be interested to know if the LN has a bit more lore on their workings.
Then again I doubt Konosuba is the kind of series to care.
Still, it's a concept that really fired up my imagination.
>>140551603
That makes her the best for bullying.
Marry one, fuck one, kill one.
>>140583703
Marry Aqua.
Fuck Megumin.
Kill Darkness in a very lewd way.Once she is dead I ask my wife to revive her, ask Darkness if she enjoyed the experience, and take her into the basement to be our sex slave
>>140583703
Marry Megumin, fuck Aqua, kill Darkness while she's asleep so she gets no enjoyment out of it..
>>140583703
Marry Megumin, fuck crusader who's only good for her body, kill Aqua
>>140583703
Marry and fuck all of them, kill none. Not even the Dullahan
>>140582307
Demons have few real world needs. Aside from the rooftop for business, they only need to suck a little life force to keep going.
>>140583703
Dominate Darkness
Bully Megumin
Slap Aqua.
>>140551539
Akame ga kill was pretty good too
>>140583703
Quality post. Certainly what this general need.
>>140582174
>>140582117
The price was 5000 Eris per dream. So like $500 converted. Getting a dream of whatever fetish you want for that amount when considering that you'd make that money easy in quests is pretty good.
>People can't be bothered to read the LN
>>140585238
Eris was a convenient analogue to the yen. It's more like $50.
>>140585238
My apologies, I didn't know it was translated.
Still, that seems quite expensive considering Kazuma's poorfag status. People seemed positively addicted to the place, and I can't imagine the quests in the area would pay that well.
>>140585275
This seems more reasonable.
Thank you both!
>>140585317
Well they just got done with getting a whole mansion in their name, plus that extra money from that one Lich in the beginners dungeon that Aqua and Kazuma nearly snuck through.
Kazuma was looking good in the bank, so hiring hookers wasn't an issue with money.
>>140585486
>Kazuma LITERALLY hires demon hookers and gets pissed in his mansion with three fembros every night
>Still complains about it every episode
Kazuma, what the fuck?What lich
>>140585580
Keele.
>>140585275
Oh fuck, yeah. I'm fucking stupid. That's 5000 pennies.
>>140585580
Hookers that give good dreams.
I don't think he was complaining that much afterwards. He got to mess with Darkness a bit.
Also the extra dungeon then didn't animate, but there was a lich at the end of it and Aquaexorcized him because he wanted to pass on with his wife.
>>140585754
Well he tends to end every episode with complaining about how worthless the world is.
I guess he tends to do it less after the mansion.
>>140585870
Well he does have the most useless party in the story. He even goes about and switches with one of the other characters that got him pissed saying he has the best party in town.
Shit was pretty funny when he was able to keep up with more experienced adventurersfg.
>>140583703
Marrythief
Fuckthief
KillKazuma
>>140558068
there are people from not coastal country, where seafood is rather expensive, and not fresh, so you kno...
>>140583866
this guy going places.
>>140561856
>no sex for Darkness
It was perfect
>>140563843
So Kazuma can't steal them
>>140585870
But he really has shitty party and that world also fucked up. His complaint is lessening afterhe get 300 mil eris, and later have 2 billion eris
>>140582664
>you want this to happen to you?
Sure, why not? It's fantasy Australia, a world where healing spells that can bring back the dead are known to exist and commonly known of. They probably have spells to regenerate bodyparts too.
Hell, I'd probably get my dick cut off just for the novelty value, just to figure out what it actually feels like. Then I'd pay a cleric to grow my dick back. No idea what I'd do with my old dick, maybe gift it to a girl I like.
>>140587149
>KillKazuma
How about you go fuck yourself with my old dick?
>>140589800
> Mutilating your dick
>>140589957
It literally doesn't matter if you can grow a new, better one. It's like breaking an egg: they're a dime a dozen.
What if regular surgeons exist in the world of Konosuba? I could cut my dick off, get a surgeon to attach it slightly next to where it used to be, pay a cleric to grow a new dick out of the old stump, rinse and repeat and end up with thirteen fully functional dicks.
>>140572039
>>140572718
From what I can tell, she hasn't actually been a lich for that long.
>>140593323
She can just cast Gentle Repose on herself every day
>>140551539
Oh I'm not the only one who liked Damegami the most?
>>140551834
Jesus fuck that's freaky
Best girl
>>140594436
Why
Why
Why doesn't her bra have two straps
WORST FUCKING GIRL
>>140551539
Darkness is best, Aqua is only good for bullying and party tricks, Megumin is only good for explosions but seems fine with that.
>>140595807
Darkness is only good for abusing sexually.
Megumin is good forloving
>>140583175
But Aqua is the best for bullying.
Aqua sleeps with old men for vinegar.
Megumin sleeps with her bed for sweet dreams.
>>140597039
How can she get drunk if she's supposed to purify liquids?
>>140597188
What does she dream about?
>>140596524
Nah, she breaks fast and is no fun after being broken.
>>140597522
Explosions while she grinds her staff like a wild animal.
>>140597522
Depends on what she asked the nice ladies at the shop for today.
>>140597522
Explosions
Someone post the WebM of Megumin singing
>>140597649
https://a.pomf.cat/flkcwy.webm
>>140551834
Oh my shit
>>140598129
How horrifying
>>140595500
It's not like she has much to hold up.
>>140600103
Look at how loose it is. It ain't holding up shit.
>>140600161
that's exactly my point
>>140583703
Marry Megumin and love her tenderly while walking the path of explosions for the rest of our days.
Fuck Dorkness roughly after a long period of bullying.
Kill Aquaso she can go back to heaven, live comfortably, and get back to doing her job.
>>140600462
Wait, would killing Aqua actually send her back?
Actually, what would happen if she died? Is there a difference between god souls and human souls? Is she still technically a goddess if she's incarnated in a world? Does she reincarnate when she dies, return to the Heaven, or just work as a sidekick to Eris or something?
>>140600599
she still maintains her godlike powers, she just cant choose to go back, but I bet she would just be like any other soul if she died before killing the demon king.
>>140597522
Having explosion inside her