Hello fellow humans
Is this the mayoiga thread?
I really love Lovepon.
Is this the mayonnaise thread?
>>140452727
What happens if you stick your dick inside ?
Nyanta a cute. CUTE!
>Pukey-chan
impure slut waifu probably pregnant with a fat old man's babby
>the Turboslut
VERY impure waifu and flaunts the hell out of it
>MaiMai
the tsundere waifu who is too prickly to have ever had a boyfriendo
>Lovepon
the yandere waifu who may decide to execute you in your sleep if you came without permission
>Lion-tan
the ignored shorty pettanko who is gonna get safely taken home
>Speedstar
gar best friend
>>140452836
Mayoiga takes place in an alternate Raildex universe where powers don't exist
>>140452863
Checked the old thread, did the anon who posted the stalker numbers high? It's still not up for preorders and not in the chart.
REMINDER
Maimai's character bio said she got rejected/dumped by someone she liked.
That person was Mitsumune's brother, the twin that we see in the flashback.
Maimai teases MC because she reminds him of "Kayama-kun".
MC doesn't react to the name, either because it could be anyone, or because he forgot his name in the fall. He also probably forgot lots of other important things, including his brother.
MC didn't react to Maimai's slutty advances, because he subconsciously recognized her as his brother's girlfriend/love interest.
It fucking fits.
Expect shenanigans to occur.
>>140452727
>>140452930
How many people have hoodies now?
>>140453151
>Maimai's character bio said she got rejected/dumped by someone she liked.
>It's because she's a tranny, it has A COCK
>That's why Mitsumune doesn't get aroused around it.
Fixed.
>>140452486
You also think this is basically The Thing (1982)?
Naana will die next episode.
What kind of ending will lead to the most shitposting?
>it's all a dream
>purgatory
>they kill each other without any supernatural events
>cultists/the old residents
>nothing happens
>it's actually an official Touhou anime
>>140453542
It's the set of a movie and the ones who "died" knew it
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.22_[2016.04.21_16.08.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q55hWYc.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.22_[2016.04.21_16.08.46].jpg")
Someone put subs for Yuuna saying
>You don't need men when you're trying to survive
Where are my Maimaibros at?
Just watched all 3 eps. Picked the fuck up.
Who is /a/'s best boy and best girl?
>Wank
Hayato is definitely gay.
How does Valkana stay eternally angry?
Lion is a know-it-all emo but so damn cute at the same time.
Why isn't Jack the MC?
Nanko is stronk waifu.
Yuuna needs the D.
Lovepon, Hyouketsu-kun, pls.
kek Yottsun, you tried nigga. You tried.
Pls respond.
ALL I GOT LEFT IS STINKIN MEMORIESSSSSS
>>140453542
>>it's actually an official Touhou anime
>>140454109
We've known Chen is the mastermind since day one.
I suggest we stop posting today and wait for 25 hours, when the new episode comes out
>>140454147
But it's 28 hours.
>>140454169
3 hours wait
>>140454147
>>140454169
Can't wait for the stream chat to explode when the Yunnas die
>>140453679
>>140452954
MC can be Touma-lite since he's always trying to defend someone
>>140454309
JIGOKU NO GOUKA vs YUUNA
Survival war when?
I'm in love with Narna!
I wantNarnato lick Lovepon's bellybutton!
>>140454392
Get in line
>>140454392
Daily reminder Narna is a CHRISTMAS CAKE
>>140453542
They are really just one character with 31 personalities. The murderous one is Wanko.
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.31_[2016.04.16_15.45.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5mCpUF.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.31_[2016.04.16_15.45.31].jpg")
I want to have sex with Maimai within a loving relationship.
>>140453542
Something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC4TiaR3ToA
>>140454632
Christmas cakes are 26+
Naana
+ Lovely
+ Kind
+ Cute
+ /fa/
+ Cake (25 y)
+ Singer
+ Caring
+ Not a junkie (legit vitamins and candies as her bio says)
- No friends
- Can't sing that wellAm i forgetting something?
>>140454994
fuck old men for money
>>140455094
That's Puuko
>>140454894
25+
It begins.....
>>140454994
Soothing voice, the world would be at peace with more Na-na
Na-na
"I have been dried out by the Tokyo desert !"
Profile
Age: 25
Occupation: Training to become a Singer and songwriter
She had a dream of becoming a singer and songwriter, and continuously sang to her own accompaniment in the streets, but nothing came out of that and she didn't make any friends either. That's why she joined this tour, unable to bear the loneliness. She has brought a large quantity of vitamin candies with her, as well as gifts for the villagers such as manjuu or cooking oils (salad oils). When the atmosphere becomes heavy, she talks to others in a soothing manner. She is quick-witted, paying attention to details and other persons.
>>140455137
You mean Nettaiya. Puuko sleeps with old men for free and for her own pleasure.
>>140455182
Further back = dying sooner.
The NyanFire duo will die this episode.
>>140454944
I laughed
>>140455158
A christmas cake is something that is unwanted after the 25th. What are you on?
>>140455182
Shouldn't you mark driver-kun as well?
Naana a cute. A CUTE.
>>140455271
Japs eat krissu massu cake on the 24th.
>>140455206
She would be a great mother
>>140454994
+makes Lovepon SHUT the FUCK up
>>140455324
Driver-kun is alive. ALIVE.
Don't fall for skinwalker meme.
>>140455324
But the driver is alive and well
Which is why I think the bear or whatever creature RECRUITED HIM TO THEIR EVIL CAUSE
>>140455401
I want to make Naana a mother.
>>140455497
I don't think she'd want a retarded child.
>>140455475
>>140455477
>Fuck you dumb ass kids.
>knock knock
>Good evening young humans, it's my responsibility to look after you. I'll stay here even if there's only one of you left.
Totally alive and well. Skinwalkers are just a meme.
>>140455546
>Driver-kun being dead is just a red herring
>>140455546
It's the Youkai that got to Driver-kun.
>>140455524
Savage
>>140455546
>It actually IS an official 2hu anime
>Cirno seduced the bus driver
Why is she such a slut?
>>140455206
Literally best person, not even a girl, a literal angel.
I want to be soother by Narna voice
>>140455685
Cirno doesn't even know what a dick is.
>>140455253
You forgot that driver is also dead.
It's some kind of AYY in his skin now.
>>140452486
>tfw you open up /a/ in the morning and see no Mayoiga thread on top of the catalog
What was Kayama-kun thinking?
>cirno
>not knowing what a dick is
Oh yes she does, the big baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
>>140455750
Not getting a cock in his ass.
Ten little Indian Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Indian Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Indian Boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Indian Boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six little Indian Boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Indian Boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Indian Boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Indian Boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two little Indian Boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Indian Boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.26_[2016.04.16_12.00.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AigLVxq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.26_[2016.04.16_12.00.37].jpg")
>>140455785
Stop this meme.
>>140455546
From what I understand, the yokai manifest as characters' fears. Driver has overcome his and set out to be with kids until they overcome theirs. Yottsun failed and drowned.
>>140455764
Cirno is a pure little fairy. PURE.
That's probably the slut Sanae in cosplay. Delete this.
>>140455801
Original rhyme had niggers for Indians. No need to censor yourself here, since there's an actual nigger in Mayoiga.
>tfw you'll never be drowned by lovepon
>>140455206
NAANA A BEST. A BEST. BEST GIRL. BEST MAYOIGA.
>>140455750
Probably logical, intelligent thoughts.
Can a stiff dose of dick heal Lovepon's psychopathy?
>>140455801
We just need 20 more verses.
>>140455893
Well, did it cure you?
>>140455801
>to dine
To dine on Masaki's sweet puss.
>choked
On water.
Fucking confirmed.
>>140455816
Was Driver's fear having too much of a personality or something? Because I'm having trouble reconciling this zombie's behavior with the driver we saw in episode 1 and part of 2
>>140455860
>>140455764
Oy vey calm down with those pic
>>140454994
>>140455206
I fucking want to protect her anons. Can't we write a petition and send it to Okada/other staffs to spare her? It is just wrong to have such a kind and innocent person who only means well suffer the same fate along with all the other human garbages in this show.
>>140456117
I don't speak a word of moon. If someone was willing to do it, then I'd be in full support of it.
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.35_[2016.04.16_15.45.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8QMRqH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.35_[2016.04.16_15.45.37].jpg")
Maimai and Narna best girls.
Puuko can come too.
>characters who got their full backstory revealed in the guidebook will probably die soon
Hi. Newfag here. I tried to search 50 archive threads but can't find the live stream link. Can anyone spoil me? Thank you
>>140456221>Streaming
>>140454994
I want to protect that smile
>>140456176
Did you make this edit?Saved.
>>140456235>not watching new ep together with /a/
>>140456176
>You will never get high with Naana
Why even live indeed?
>>140456117
No, that's kind of entitled. Let the story unfold the way the creators envisioned it, free of fan influence.
>>140456221
Here browww.Lurkmorefaggot.com
>>140455206
Why is Narna such a failure in life?
>>140456419please help me senpai I love you
>>140456466
Drugs.
>>140456468
Douyu even lurk? It's been posted here over 5275 times, meizhi even more.
>went to Tokyo to become a singer/songwriter
>spent years failing
her problem was NO BRODUCER
>>140456466
>>140456496
>>140456525
It's 5276 now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcSGot3UHAA
>>140456641
But that's what the first post was.
>>140456540
Na-na isn't the kind of girls who lets a producer fuck her.
This anime is like we put Reddit on a bus
>>140455206
AN ANGEL
>>140455546
Skinwalker sama now knows everyone's names etc etc etc because everyone let their wallets with Driver san
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.32_[2016.04.16_02.18.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TEGTHys.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.32_[2016.04.16_02.18.41].jpg")
Only a little over 24 hours until life is enjoyable again.
that female producer is a qt.
Where's my Nankofags at?
IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY IN JAPAN!!
>>140456782
Then three threads later you're pining for a time machine
>He actually thinks that Yottsun is dead
>He actually thinks that the driver is a skinwalker
You dumb meme loving fucks.
It's surprising that a fodder character with nothing to lose has so many fans. I wonder who you guys will all move on to once she dies.
>>140456786
Nanko is my 3rd favourite.After Yuuna and Soylatte
>>140456762
Good idea, but they're using dumb online names.
>>140456842
dont talk about lovepon that way
>>140456665then is there a raw stream link where we w/a/tch together?
>>140456823
I'm surprised the skinwalker theory caught on
>>140456823
Our nigger is gone
https://jii.moe/4ydgVDxxW.webm
>>140456856
you do realize an ID comes with a real name and a picture, right?
>>140456872
/r/ roundabout webm
>>140456872
Daily reminder that Yottsun is a good boy and is misunderstood. He is among Okada's favorites. Okada-san wouldn't like a rapist.
>>140456856
Yes, and thats why Skin.. i mean Driver san didnt say any names until now, he's waiting for them to reveal their names.
>>140456786
>>140456868
Yes, and it has been posted in this thread, but you seem too stupid to catch it.
>>140456889
But they're all using fake names between themselves, so if anything that makes him more suspicious.
What's your point?
>>140456843
>liking yuuna
>>140456889
Japanese don't have ID cards.
>>140456917
Yottsun was a good boy, he did literally nothing wrong.
>>140456930
Was he around for the team building? He'd know them all then.
I want to know Naana's real name. I bet it'll be something cute like Hana.
>>140456938
neetbola?
Reminder that the sole black character literally ended up being a rapping rapist who died first from drowning.
>>140457003
>inb4 Lovepon's name is Ai
>>140457003
>inb4 Ketsuno Ana
kek
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.28_[2016.04.16_02.20.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4bG7JZ6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.28_[2016.04.16_02.20.33].jpg")
>>140456817
Ain't that the truth.
Real excited to see what Jack will get up to in the next episode though. Hope we get some more backstory.
>>140452486
>Not putting the name in the title block.
Don't ever create a Mayoiga thread again.
>>140456942
Go back to wherever you crawled from you spoonfeeding retard
>>140456963
what? they advocate for that shit. elementary school kids have ID
>>140457052
>using the inferior native catalog
>>140457052
>I need to instantly recognize my general so I don't have to spend time on the catalog
>>>/vg/
>>140456961
I like Yuuna. She makes some anons irrationally angry considering how little she's actually done so far, and I consider that valuable.
>>140456942
>Vaughnlive, channel name hint is "unemployed sphere".
>Attempt to paraphrase that with two words, both of which have 4 letters. That's the channel name
"neetball"?
>>140457052
kill yourself
>>140456786
Here.Naana's still my favorite.
>>140456942
>>140457084
>I hate things that are both logical and convenient
>>140457114
Nanko obaa-san!
>>140457052
>>140457135
Fuck off, lad.
>>140457099
No, how much do you need to be spoofed?It's Joblesssphere
>>140457154
>tfw Nanko will never princess carry you
>>140456942
>spoonfeeding
>spoonfeeding streams
>>140457135
it's some /a/ meta. they would rather you spend 30 seconds finding the thread than 3.
i dont get it either, just gotta deal with it.
also, mayo is in the content so you should have been able to find it rather easily, it's not like it was a completely unnamed thread
>>140457183
Is Naana drugging Lovepon here?
>>140457157
I'm not the one who originally posted the complaint because it's such a small thing I don't think it's worth bringing up myself. At the same time, if you're going to make a thread then you might as well put the series name in the subject for the sake of convenience.
>>140456963
are you kidding? to buy any alcohol in a vending machine you need to put in an ID card. even the most rural locations have those things
>>140457052
>what is the 'search' option
Fuck off and kill yourself.
>>140456942thank u . I thought it was 4chpetey?
![[gg]_Valvrave_the_Liberator_-_24_[A6B674F2].mkv_snapshot_23.47_[2014.02.06_21.11.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JLyuWKm.jpg "[gg]_Valvrave_the_Liberator_-_24_[A6B674F2].mkv_snapshot_23.47_[2014.02.06_21.11.36].jpg")
>>140457180
Everything is better when you share it, eggs included.
>>140457229
>implying anyone and their mother won't recognize Skinwalker-kun from the thumbnail
Come on, man.
>>140457183
TRANSLATION WHEN!?
>>140457180
Put the spoon in my mouth motherfuck I have a girlfriend now
>>140457279
Did I say that? Obviously I found the thread myself, didn't I?
I'm just saying it's way faster to ctrl+f 'Mayoiga' than scroll around looking for a thread. How can you fucking argue this?
>>140456937
T H I C K
>>140456937
>tomboyish and smart
>but also vulnerable
perfect
>>140456942
By the way you should delete your comment
>>140457307
>>140457229
See>>140457240
All you have to do is enter any word that resemble the name of the anime and it appear, in this case: Mayo.
>>140455182
Why the nigger is always the first to die?
>>140456823
if yottsun dying is a meme then I don't ever want to be real again...
>>140457316
Shame about her being a whale.
>>140457344
Or you could just put Mayoiga
>>140457114
Why is she so fat ?
>>140456937
I want to IMPREGNATE the UNGODLY FUCK out of Nanko.
I'll make her my waifu for laifu.
>>140457371
>whale
>Implying she isn't high test, baby making physique
>>140457196
Go away crossboarder
>>140457380
Okay.
I told you to delay all your postings for a day.
You didn't listen
Now look what happens to the thread
>>140457382
Nanko is healthy and built for sex.
>>140452486
Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a tazer.
>shitposters complaining that it's harder for them to find threads to shitpost in when it doesn't have a title.
>>140457445
>I told you to delay all your postings for a day.
>You didn't listen
Fuck off reddit, this isn't your hugbox.
>>140457284
She's giving her candy to calm her down.
>>140457031
>FINDS A WAY!
Next episode might introduce some changes in this chart.
>>140457414
it's true though
why not just put mayoiga somewhere? name, subject, or in the content?
it's purely fucking autism to not. then again, /a/ isnt a logical board, and its foundation is being an autist, so i dont fault you.
Friendly reminder that there is nothing gay about males giving hand jobs to each others.
Bros give handjobs to each other every day in the military and they are straight.
>>140457544
Where's the girls one?
>>140457544
This chart is wrong though because everyone misses Yottsun
>>140457544
yes because I miss my nigga
Melty Blood esque Mayoiga fighting game
FUND IT
>>140457183
>In order to quiet Lovepon down, candy must be given to her
>lick the candy
>chomp chomp chomp
>W-wai-! don't bite on it!
>>140457577
I got dibs on skinwalker.
>>140457544
I would shower with Jack if he wanted to.
Or I think I would, anyway. Maybe. It seems a little too lewd on second thought.
What memes did I miss in the last two days?
>>140457577
Lovepon would have a battle cry similar to Walachia, but instead of Catto she would go Execatto
>>140457561
PURE
Na-na
Soy Latte
Nanko
Nyanta
Yuune
Lion
Yuuno
Yuuna
Masaki
Koharun
Maimai
Lovepon
Pi-tan
Nettaiya
Pu-ko
SLUT
>>140457557
>Bros give handjobs to each other every day in the military
If Hellfire is a military otaku does that mean he's okay with this? Does he want this for himself, a life of handjobs from his bros?
>>140457555
And I want you to fucking leave
>>140457183
gorigori gyaogyaou
>>140457561
>>140457590
They're two episodes behind but looks like they're picking up on the same things we are.
>>140457667
Well, he definitely prefers to stay among men....
>>140457757
>kissanime
>>140457822
>he took the bait
>>140457757
>kissanime
>.....
>>140457667
>>140457557
BROJOB
CHOO CHOO
>>140452954
Shes a cute
Is there one of these for the third episode?
>>140457757
>kissanime
>>140457544
>manbe
>a wageslave and a degenrate who wants to cum into his sister
kill yourself with your shitty chart, hellfire is #1
>>140457943
Third episode threads weren't fun they were just outright terrible
>>140457988
Pi-tan isn't his sister
>>140457590
THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATION.
What do you use to keep track of episodes?
It's my first time watching with /a/
I hope they tone down the execution stuff this episode.. Any more than that and it would get annoying like megumin and her explosions.
>>140456786
reporting in
>>140458113
Killing myself
>>140456786
Posting Prototype Nanko.
>>140458117
Wonder if Lovepon will go full execution mode on Masaki, or if she only loses her shit with men
>>140458166
Holy shit, that's a superior Nanko.
>>140457988
I'll make sure to update the chart after the next episode. I might have overestimated Manbe, and Yottsun is too loved here to be down there. Hellfire will be #1 I guess.
>>140458180
In Lovepon character description it said,
>but she sees offenders (or culprits) and troublemakers as her enemies, and she is willing to use quite aggressive methods on them
So, it seem like it is anybody who challenge her in some way. I wouldn't exempt Masaki.
>>140457730
>Yuuna
>Slut
>Lion
>Pure
Reminder that Hellfire can't be high on an alpha list since he's a manlet smaller than the girls
>>140458329
Isn't that just cause he's standing far back?
>>140458362
He's one step apart from the others and closer to the viewer, so he should be even smaller if he was put on the same line as the girls
>>140458329
His big machete makes up for his height, anon.
For some reason I love Yuuno's weird pantaloon outfit. Shame she's probably getting offed soon.
>>140458464
The skinwalker theory is plausible but don't forget that maybe the one the driver saw is a government agent/ciltist/villager who hire him to be a spy inside the tripgroup with the promise of money, transportation back to tokyo, change to get back at those insufferable teenagers and life-long supplies of boiled egg.
>>140457544
Manbe is already married and is committing adultery right now. He is absolute shit tier.
>>140458329
I bet everyone can beat him in a fight, even Wanko.
>>140458577
So basically, lesser skinwalker?
>>140458577
Skinwalker sounds more realistic than this shit
>>140458608
Just mean there is a possibility that he isn't dead and the story is about conspiracy rather than supernatural.
>>140458166
Wow they dropped they really took a step backward for the show. Should have kept that version.
http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/83213
>>140458166
>>140458202
>>140458750
How is the prototype superior?
>current Nanko has a skirt
>will eventually tear
>showing off more of her THICK thighs
>>140458822
I simply like to look at original concept designs before the finalization of what they currently are.
I love how Nanko look now in the series.
>>140458809
What?
>>140458561
sheseesthehellfiredick.gif
You know what, what if Mayoiga was a sitcom with everyone living in the same apartment building.
Would watch.
>>140458180
>she only loses her shit with men
This and this only.
She was raped by her father,multiple times.
She'll bekilled by sex
Why is he so perfect?
>>140459382
>that shit eating grin
>>140459382
Because he's Mitsumune's ideal.
>>140459328
Koharun is a... Christmas cake?
>>140456786
I am always here.
>>140457371
>whale
That's not how you spell 'perfect'.
