salama is for ___
>>140082219
shitposting
>>140082219
lazily texting even though you don't really have anything to say
>>140082219
Shitposting
>>140082219
procreation
>>140082465
I want to get her fire started
>>140082219
shitposting
>>140082575
Make one more fire joke you fucking memer. I dare you.
Back off all of you. She is my waifu
![5623_Salame%20grande-400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qYUePYW.jpg "5623_Salame%20grande-400x400[1].jpg")
>>140082219
salame
>>140082676
>>140082575
roasted
>>140082676
Someone get this hothead outa here!
>>140082690
who the fuck do you think you are
Barbeque lighting
>>140083154
I wouldn't mind her grilling me
if you catch my drift
>>140083306
>>140082219
Cuddling and browsing the internet.
>>140082219
anal sex
>>140082255
>>140083362
she can be my princess
if you catch my drift
Stop making these threads
it won't get you a second season
Love!
this show was awful
but I have no regrets
>tfw no spin-off salama show
>>140085651
We'll never loose hope.
>>140082219
>"It's not the heat, it's the humiliation."
Replacing with Sylphy.
>>140085651
shut up!!1!
>>140087192
but why
if you want cowtits there's already muse and if you want someone emotionally immature koboli has enough of that
>>140083362
what is this face trying to convey
>>140087192
>you will never grope and fondle a protesting slyphy with salama
shitposting
>>140082219
hugging tightly
footjobs
>>140082465
>Fire-Burned out
>Wind- Airhead
What do Water and Earth connect to?
>>140082219
Memes and Shitposting.
>>140091814
eachother
>>140082219
the LN translation getting DMCAed before she even shows up
>>140082219texting
>>140091653
Welp, looks like I picked up another fetish.
God damn it.
>>140091653
Those nails make my dick feel nice. Got more?
Disregarding and instead acquiring Muse.
>>140095060
i don't see how step 1 is relevant to step 2
>>140095060
Why hasn't this webm been updated with the BD version with no text and logo?
>>140095060
>not being torn apart in a steam explosion
>>140082219
Salama falls in love with Muse.
Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with Muse's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the fairy of water, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the girl she called is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the fairy of fire's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PHONES.
>>140096569
so the phone links the mud timeline with the lava timeline?
>>140091653
this. The only true answer.
>>140096569Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>140082219
Violently and mercilessly fucking.
>>140096569
NO ESCAPE
>>140091814
water is pure
earth is dirty
>>140097183
Why is she spreading her butt?
>>140096569
>Keit愛: TVアニメ OST
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
>>140097367
maybe it hurts
>>140082219
deus ex machina
>>140097304
>implying earth isn't a turbovirgin who'd be mind broken by sex in the missionary position
>>140083671
I miss niggering captcha
>>140099360
>>140099360
>captcha
sandwiches
>>140099360
