Why is /ss/ so popular?
>>140044362
Why not?
I think it's garbage.
I can fap to almost everything by now thanks to anime and manga.
It isn't.
Some guys are just born with it. It's the same concept as most girls looking up to older men.
>>140044362
for me, it has to do with the thought of being cared for by a mother figure. The thought of being safe in the arms of a mother, and telling her how much you love her and having her reciprocate is a nice fantasy for some.
>incest and marriage between blood-kin should be legal too between consenting adults
>>140044362
What is ss? Super sexy? Maybe secret sex
>>140045711
Sugoi Sugoi!
>>140044362
I like to see innocent boys I self insert as being taken advantage of by older women, but lovely not cruelly
>>140044362
But why is it written /ss/? with the / I mean.
Because when I was 11 and the hormones first started kicking in, all the girls around me were a-cups at most.
>>140045711
Straight Shota. It's commonly associated with Shotas having sex with MILfs.
>>140044362
That's not Meiko
Her breasts are too well-proportioned
are the prison school dojins good anons? found some but not top material in my opinion.
>>140045966
Mari a best
>>140044362
Meiko isn't /ss/ she's like 17
>>140045966
Slut mode Chiyo > Standard Chiyo
butJoe disguise Chiyo> All
>>140045919
from the straight shota board on 7chan
It's the one and only thing of note 7chan has ever contributed to imageboard culture
>>140044362
Everyone grew up fantasizing about banging women. SS is just a "what if" you banged that hot teacher as a kid.
>>140046918
Silly anon, that's not how /ss/ goes.
/ss/ is a "what if" that hot teacher banged YOU as a kid.
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Because it's hot.
>>140045966
The manga has fantastic art but the anime is seriously lacking. I feel like I want to throw up when I look at Meiko's stomach. Also, Chiyo is way more stacked then I originally thought.
>>140044362
Because literally all of us desired it at some point and the vast majority of us didn't fulfill that desire when it occurred.
>>140048379
This. And most of the guys who like /ss/ are either tall/fat irl so they crave for women who's bigger than them.
>>140046427
Aside from giving a loving home to all oldfags.
>>140047716
She isn't that stacked. The anime designs are obviously not even close to the canon and are just made retarded to attract more people to the manga.
Though I don't know if attracting people that like the anime into the discussions is a good thing.
People who are into /ss/ generally had a poor relationship with their mother growing up, and thus wish to live vicariously through a young, cute boy who receives love from a caring mother figure.
>>140051834
>mom died from drugs.
yep.
>>140045966
Mari should be in prison for having a pure sex body
>>140044362
because 4chan is full of broken males with mommy issues
>>140044362
Were you really never taken advantage of by a beautiful onee-san when you were a small child? I'd thought all of us had been there.
>>140047716
What's wrong with her stomach?
>>140051834
I think for me it has more to do with my insecurities, that's why I like assertive women who make me feel loved and safe, to which I can expose my weaknesses.
>>140051834
nah I have a good mom
I think she's a fucking batshit catholic right winger but she's a AAA grade mom
>>140052812
Then you probably have repressed feelings of wanting to give her the ol' weiner.
>>140052874
not at all
she's like 5/10 looks wise and she's pretty short and a bit overweight
>>140052874
Never change Freud.
>>140045937
Soda is bad for you!!!!!
/ss/ is like regular smut, except the guy is a little less of a guy but you can still self-insert as him, like why people like lesbians. It also lends itself well to a few other genres, like femdom.
>>140044362
i hate it
it fucking seeps into every damn doujin i find
it's already hard enough to find a good artist who doesn't do ntr, then I gotta find some shitbird who doesn't do NTR or /ss/, or god forbid both. If i wanna fap to a cute anime girl from a series I liked, if that same series had even one shota, you can guarantee either him or a fat old man is going to be 10 inches deep inside every female cast member.
I just wanna fap to thick / milfs / shota on it's own, not as a bundle. I can be a faggot, and I can be hetero, but I can't be both at the same time, that's too much brainpower.
>>140044362
Many people who fap to cartoons are manchildren, but not everyone is a lolicon, thus the obvious conclusion is to fap something that has a male child but adult female
>>140053336
I feel you bro. Sometimes I just want to see a lusty milf fuck a lively young cock but all she gets is dinky child dick. Its incredibly frustrating.
I have told you guys this story more than once, however here it goes again.
My mother left us when i was 5 and my aunt who was 23 at the time kinda took her place as a mother figure, the problem is that she was hot a hot kindergarten teacher and to be blunt a shotacon.
She actually made me touch her tiddies back when i was around 5 and also insisted that i sleep with her, when i stayed at her house because my dad had to travel for work.
I constantly grabbed her ass and rubbed my crotch against her all the time believing that she was a really hard sleeper.
She got married when she was 27 and all that stuff stopped. For a long time i rationalized it as just my imagination however, my uncle once told us that she constantly nags him because he is a messy sleeper and he wakes her up every night.
I wonder all the time what would've happened if i had known more at the time of if she ever did that stuff with one of her kids or pupils.
I love /ss/ because it provides me with a release of sorts for those feelings.
>>140053336
>I just wanna fap to thick / milfs / shota on it's own, not as a bundle. I can be a faggot, and I can be hetero, but I can't be both at the same time, that's too much brainpower.
Das deep maing
>>140053336
What are you searching? I can never find good /ss/ doujins.
/ss/ is at it's core a form of "gentle" femdom, the female being larger and dominant by nature.
It is popular among neets beucase it involves a woman taking the dominant posistion without the disgusting fetishes usually involved with mainstream femdom (pegging, BDSM culture etc...)
>>140052448
Wow thanks for explaining my fetish anon! Makes alot of sense now.
>>140044362
Because we want to be the little boy that's why.
>>140054588
This pretty much, my life goal is to find some christmas cake office lady and seduce her into letting me be a stay at home dad.
livin the dream
>>140053336
Holy shit this!
>>140054740
Good luck anon
>all these people who want mother figures
>tfw the kind of /ss/ I like involves oneechans instead of milfs
>tfw the kind of /ss/ I like involves dominant shotas
Its actually sorta rare finding /ss/ fitting that criteria
>>140054740
Fuck this is me too, where are all the got Christmas Cakes at anon?
>>140054588
this, its femdom without emasculating the mc, and without all that gay shit.
extra points if shota-kun can make her a slave to the cock by the end of it
>>140054854
Go to the gym, get /fit/ take care of your hygiene and that's basically it. Find some 32 year old depressed lady who focused on her career instead of being a used up slut and become her boy toy.basically what any girl has to do to get anywhere in life
>>140054740
I want this, but I also want to work.
>>140054573
Nora Higuma
Meme50
Kloah
it doesn't seem like many, but those three pop up so many times, its infuriating.
>>140054573
Agata. Your penis will thank me, no homo.
>>140054996
>i want to work
anon i think you're on the wrong board
>>140054996
Why would you want to work?
>>140054996
>>140055043
>>140055095
>>140055134
I like being active. No bully!
>>140054740
My uncle did this, married some slut who owns a small insurance company.
He is always getting in trouble for using her money to buy things like guns and LED lights for his truck. Seems like a pretty good life bar everyone making fun of you since you are mr mom.deep down everyone is jealous
>>140051834
It's more like I have extreme trust issues and having an assertive woman taking the lead make me more comfortable about the situation and that it's not going to come back to bite me later.I'm not a virgin and got picked up by older cakes/milfs/cougars in my earlier twenties a few times. Definitely not /ss/, but close enough with an age gap and my inexperience anyway.
>>140054981
>tfw I'm gonna start going vegan except for chicken next week to be /fit/
I hope I can get a good cake some day, I wish all you guys luck on your quest as well.
>wanting to be jefferson from married with children
>>140055196
Where can you get picked up by cakes?
>>140055400
Get a shitty office job, but make sure there are cute cakes there first. Scout the time the people leave work, look for rings especially.
>>140055247
>Vegan except chicken
It's called Pollotarian you doof
>>140055400
internet dating sites, or try to find them in their element (bars, coffee shops, gym, yoga, etc...)
Honestly there are so many desperate woman on internet dating sites there is really no need to bother with footwork.
>>140054588
yeah
Those Evangelion Saigado doujins are really good,especially the one where adult Asuka basically treats him like a plaything around their apartment, grabbing his dick and playing with it whenever she damned well feels like it, all while making him call her onee-chan.
>>140055400
Nice-ish bars located near lots if office buildings. That's how I did anyway. Honestly though, I was there for beers every time and got approached by the women the few times it did happen.
>>140055479
Oh wow, I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for the info anon.
>>140055596
anon, you should really just cut out red meat, fish is pretty good for you too
>>140055596
just go on a low carb diet, you lose weight like crazy if you stick to it and if you learn how to cook low carb you can make some really tasty shit.
Just stay away from really fatty meat like bacon.
>>140054740
I made out with my 30 yr old co-worked the other night. She's a PA who makes 160k+ a year and is hot as hell. Extremely out of league since I'm a fat 23yr old virgin who only makes about $22/hr.
I've had a crush on her for a long time and she jokingly said that she would marry me if I would just cook for her(one of the few things I'm good at).
She jokes all the time about finding a sperm-doner since she's in her 30s now.
What do anons?
>>140055779
claim the puss puss
>>140055779
All for better advice from people who actually know what they're talking about. If you made out with her you actually might stand a chanceif this story isn't fabricated
>>140055779
Fuck you
I actually fucking hate you anon
>>140055779
You fucking know what to do
>>140055779
obviously you become her sperm donor
yer in m8
>>140055327
Remember when they implied he was an undercover government agent?
>>140055779
Bring her box lunches at work
Dose all lunches with some form of aphrodisiac
Make out
Lunch
Horny
Smooch
Until you eventually feel comfortable enough to ask her for a relationship.
Be the MC in our Christmas Cake doujins anon. Be the MC.
>>140055779
You marry her you fag
If not for yourself than for all the anons who will never get your opportunity
>>140055779
lose some weight first. Fat people don't have sex.
>>140055866
>>140055875
>>140055899
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>>140055957
Every time I think about that night I get so fucking nervous. She doesn't know about how much of a loser I actually am even though we worked together for about 2 years now. I'm funny and I cook well but idk. I work with her this friday and I wonder how awkward it will be / what I'm gonna say / should I even say anything.
/ss/ is just hot. I'm not going to try to logic or explain why it's hot like I'm some kind of fucking psychologist, but shit is cash.
>>140051834
I had a good relationship with my mother growing up though, and she was also a single mother. She was a little emotionally abusive, but at the end of the day she gave me plenty of attention and love and has always supported me regardless of what I do. Freud posts are always shit.
And no, I don't want to bang her either.
>>140055779
You know what you must do. Become the MC of your life. Rock her world, we believe in you man. I will die happy knowing at least one man lived out this dream!
>>140056101
so you work with her once a week?
What led up to you making out with her? We need to know details if you want ourblind leading the blindadvice.
>>140044362
Because every guy wishes he was taken advantage of by a hot MILF that wasn't his own mom, when he was younger.
When I was 21, I went to an AMP where I got a handjob from a 40+ Asian milf, and I swear to God it was the most I ever came in my entire life. Even she was shocked at how much jizz I was spewing.
>>140056101
Oh man
This is just like one of my doujins
>>140056101
Listen faggot.
And if you listen to a single post in this entire thread you listen to me.
PRETEND!
Fucking pretend your an alpha. Pretend your a badass. Walk up to her and think to yourself "I am about to destroy this pussy"
Thats all that matters. God speed bro, I hope you live my dream.
>>140056219
Senses of Values of Wine?fuck it's been a while since I've read that, I hope that's the h-manga I'm thinking
>>140056101
>>140056169
Hurry the fuck up I need to sleep
>>140055779
I'm late 20s myself but everytime I talk to women in their mid to late 30s they always talk about just getting a sperm donor.
Is it that common? Or are they just complaining about being alone?
One of these I even asked out and she rejected me.
>>140055779
you lucky son of a bitch
._. ??????????????
Because I have low self esteem and am uncomfortable with the thought of being assertive, thus I would rather have a nice older girl gently lead me.
Doesn't matter though, anxiety is too bad to get hard around a girl.
SS is great.
>>140056338
if you're ballsy you can joke about being her sperm donor but if you're beta(and who the fuck here isn't) it'll sound pretty awkward.
>>140051834
Not exactly poor, but I never opened up to her again because she crushed my initial dream.
>MILF ss
pleb shit
nee-san only
>>140056169
It was my co-worker's going away party for work. He's a travel nurse who is gay and a ton of girls and 4 guys total (2 in relationships 1 gay + me) went out. We went to a drag show thing then a couple gay bars. I got really drunk and apparently was hit on by a couple guys.
I accidentally spilled my drink on her and told her that hey I get girls wet one way or the other (I swear to god it was that cheesy). I also recalled that we went out once before and when she was drunk she teased me by saying that she would make me her new man. I'm such a fat looser that I scoffed it off since no girls especially one that far out of my league would ever see me as more than a friend.
Anyway after that super cheesy line she wouldn't let me pay for a single drink. I black out at some point but remember making out, biting her hears and groping her quite a bit.
The next day I was texting one of the other girls (a friend who is married) and it comes out that I apparently was an animal. We made out in every bar and the limo. She also gave me a huge hicky on my neck. also.... I apparently puked in the limo... but luckily not on her. I also recall her saying that when I saw her next time I would be the brighest shade of pink ever but I responded that I didn't care and to shut up and kiss me.
and thats about all I remember.
>>140055779
What. I want to make $22/hr. How do I do that? Where do you put the extra money? Do they make cookie jars that big?
>>140056499
>>140056499
Bang her, but she is not a virgin anon, not at all.
>>140056499
Holy shit, you're living every NEETs fantasy, but yeah it seems kind of grim if you were drunk while it happened. People are always more confident and shit while drunk.
>>140056400
>tfw would actually say I'll be their sperm donor because fuck it
>tfw too terrified of being legally forced to take responsibility to actually do it
Is it beta if you're not scared of the social consequences, but rather fear having to pay child support for the next eighteen years?
>>140056600
CNA certified nursing aide in a hospital. 8 week course 5 days/week 8 hours a day. Cost me $1400 but a lot of people can get it paid for by the government. 22 may seem like a bunch but I live in NY so it's not that great.
Starting pay for me was 18/hr and people who do the same thing as I do in nursing homes get about 15/hr and work their asses off. Working overnights gave me an extra 1.50 an hour and other raises and stuff bumped it up a bunch.
>>140056101
Jus b self
>>140056600
I also have like no saving since I pay for my own school and like $700 rent/month to my parents for a small room and care lease.
>>140056665
>taking your own joke literally
Aw, poor anon. Don't sweat it so much, and "sperm donors" don't typically pay child support.
odds are she'll laugh or make a shit eating grin and that's when she should turn up the heat.
>>140056600
shit I'm just an intern and I make $17/hr.>tfw no concept of the actual value of money
>>140056717
>>140056764
Can confirm, living in New York not working a good job is pretty awful. Try and bag this cake anon, for us.
>>140045966
I don't like Meiko as a character or for her body, but damn does her taste in underwear hit me straight in the loins.
>>140056812
>taking your own joke literally
B-but I didn't make that post about it, I read what you said and was just legitimately wondering.
>>140056827
I'm gonna not try to be too clingy. She's best friends with the one girl who was texting me so I'll try to feel things out. Definitely going to bring a lot more foods into work.
Also I'm going to immediately buy a gym membership as soon as I wake up. I haven't been this motivated since I started watched Gurren Lagann.
I also just shaved my downstairs in-case anything happens.
If shit doesn't work out I also ordered a helium tank on amazon. I'll steal a BiPap mask from work and be an hero.
Also Captcha knows....
>>140057015
>I also just shaved my downstairs in-case anything happens.
You are going to itch like a motherfucker. Also, buy an onahole and some KY to start training your cock in how to last, you're a virgin but you don't wanna be the virgin who explodes before you even penetrate or explodes as soon as its inside her.
>>140057015
Definitely try and feel it out with her friends, god speed anon. I'll make a Christmas Cake thread on Friday so you can give us the scoop on what happened.
>>140056407
Tell us anon, what did she do?
>>140056499
She should be pretty confident after that night. She knows damned well what she was doing getting you to black out. Expect her to flirt harder, and if she does offer to cook her dinner this weekend or sometime. Bring some wine or something alcoholic.if she says yes, your dick is going inside her nine times out of ten.
You better tell us how things go.
>>140057015
Dude diet to man, that huge. Just eat home cooked chicken, lean steak, and pork, and lots of veggies. You be surprised, one week of no eating out, very low carbs, and no sugars, you might lose 5 pounds. Trust me senpai you can do it.
>>140057015read the sticky. SS isn't a troll, it's a good beginner plan but don't do it forever and end up with tyrannosaur thighs like I did squatting every fucking day
>>140057159
>>140057208
I work overnights so shift starts 11pm friday. Might suggest I cook her breakfast after work. (How would you like your eggs? Fertilized?) Wont say shit that lame if I'm not drunk. Dinner would be a better choice though since I can impress more with cooking. I'll check in for sure. What should I look for? Christmas cake thread?
>>140057266
I'm definitely going to. I put my body into ketosis before and went from 340->260 in about 4 months. This was about 1-1/2 years ago and I gained about 10lbs back. Probably not going to do the keto thing again though. Definitely going to follow your suggestion.
>>140057572
I tried going keto before. Quit after a month since i'm a dirty asian who can't live without rice.
>>140057182
She threw away his dakimakura and told her his waifu was shit.
Alright ChistmasCake-fag here. I'm going to bed wish me luck and sorry for making this thread my personal blog.
>>140057572
>>140057695
I have rice her and there, I just have brown rice, but you can do it senpai, I myself have been out of the dating game for 4 years now, now I going back out there, yeah it sucks. But in the past I would go up and talk to chicks at cons next thing I know a week later, I was dating/fucking one. I am getting ready to try again at the next big con and I am trying outside of nerd culutre as well. Does it suck, yes. Is it scary, yeah. But I know I have to do it, nothing is going to change if I don't make the change.
>>140057798
All good man, also it's times like this that makes 4chan a pretty cool place
>>140057798
Good night and I'll pray that the next time you go to sleep it will be on her fertile breasts. I just caught up on this, but I really am rooting for you two.
>other thread pruned
>11 posts away from reply limit
Why even bother at that point?
>>140044362
imagine desires you didnt know you had being fulfilled. while everyone else is awkwardly trying to figure out how to masturbate an older woman is showing you unimaginable pleasures you didnt even know existed
>>140044362
Because everyone has had that one teacher as a kid that made them think "I wanna put my dick in that".
>>140044362
Because it's comfy!
>>140051834
I'm not sure if I have a poor relationship with my mother though...probably do, but it's not like I really think of MY mom when I think of /ss/.
>>140054996
Forget the NEETs, I feel you bruv.
>>140055779
Live the dream you faggot.
>>140056499
>tfw someone exists in the dream
>conciously chooses not to live the dream
Life just ain't fair.
>>140055779
DO IT! FOR ALL OF US!
>>140044566
I need to save this for prosperity.
>>140057798
Wishing you godly luck, friend.
>blogfags
Every single one of your posts has been reported. Enjoy your ban.
>3DPD garbage normalfags shit everywhere
Modern /a/ is pure fucking cancer.
