Girl falls to her death after watching anime about flying children
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/12/girl-in-japan-falls-to-hear-death-after-watching-anime-about-children-who-could-fly
>>140030250
Natural selection.
>>140030250
Darwin award.
>>140030810
>>140030877
>6 year old
>>140031206
6 should be old enough to differentiate between fantasy and reality.
>She then appears to have slipped
Oh anime is so sick.
Sounds like it has nothing fucking to do with the anime, the parents are just searching for a scape goat. It was probably just some random game she played like all children do and she just waged too much and slipped and the parents are now associating the anime with that just because some characters were flying there.
>>140031206
I don't blame the child. Shitty parents.
>parents don't keep their child in check
>blame something only tangentially related to the accident because of their own stupidity
>>140031206
6 year olds are generally not old enough to reproduce so that's a classic darwin award. Took herself out of the gene pool before contaminating it.
>>140030250
43 storeys?
>>140030250
Retarded kid should've downed some fucking red bull first.
>>140030250
>hear-death
>anime cartoon
who cares, they didn't even name the anime. It's just distraught parents with very unfortunate events
BAN CAPESHIT
KIDS WILL THINK THAT THEY'RE SUPERMAN AND JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS
>>140031206
5yo are already smart and aware of reality.
I like Keit-ai.
Proably something ghibli
There are tons of flying children in their movies
When I was five I had a dream that I could fly, and when I woke up, I thought I could actually fly, I spent like an hour trying to jump high enough to fly and got really disappointed when I realized I just had a dream that felt realistic and I couldn't actually fly.
>N-no! My hobby is totally harmless and healthy!
>It could never lead to anything bad oh please don't take it away!
just like /v/
>>140030250
>“We don’t want to name the anime she was watching because it could lead to people saying ‘this is what happens when you watch this movie,’ and cause further problems,” the official said.
If this was America there would already be a lawsuit underway targeting the source material.
Like when that retarded kid in New Orleans (12 year with the body of a 200 pound adult) decided to tear a 6 year old girl apart and crushed her skull. They decided to sue WWE because "it was pro wrestlings fault".
Shitty parents as always. Why do libtards always ignore the root and want to ban everything?
>>140032180
>>140030250
Movies Kills
>>140032180Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>140030250
>Man attains Harem after watching To Love Ru
they lied
>>140032180
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
>6 year old
>Natural selection
People who use natural selection as buzz word is probably dumber than what the kid can actually develop with proper caring.
>>140031347
Kinda this. If she at least jumped so she could try to fly there might've been a reseblence of a point.
>>140030250
Wiat, Japs can't fly?
>>140030250
Let's all love Lain
>>140030250
More like retardation kills.
>>140030250
>>140031535
>Aokana: Afterstory
Was it Strike Witches?
>>140030250
If she thought she could fly why didn't she take off from the ground?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JnMu2SsDo
A Classic
>>140033754
I believe the S& hero won the golden ipod award that year.
>>140030250
The world is freed from one more moron.
RIP in pieces, kiddo
Flying witch only just aired too, Oh god.
>>140030250
Peter Pan did the same thing.
>>140030250
I thought this only happens in America that's why everything is getting censored or banned there
>>140031206
A similar thing happened when I was 8 years old. Some kid jumped off a roof because he thought he could fly after watching superman. Me, being 8 years old at the time thought to myself: "how can anyone be that stupid".
So, if I can think that is really stupid at 8 then you are an idiot if you do it at 6.
I always laugh at these but then suddenly stop because I remember how when I was a kid I put some wire around two nails and put them inside an electric socket.
With the intention of further putting the wire in a glass of water.
Wild E. Coyote made electric shocks not look that dangerous.
>>140034536
I did similar things, like cutting cables in two and stuffing all kinds of shit into electric sockets or burning things.
I once chewed on a dead AAAA cell, good thing it didn't break on my mouth.
>>140034940
you mean too bad
>>140034954
I think you're right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JnMu2SsDo
>>140030250
I fucking hate Western reporting on Asia. It's either "Chinese/North Korean threat looming" or "Check out these fucks in Japan".
>>140034364
When I was 8 my friend pointed to this car port roof and asked me "hey do you think I'd die if I jumped off that".
>>140031206
>hurrrrr durrrrr look i'm retarded XDDDD
please stop
>>140030250
>autism kill
>>140036729
Judging from your post you can't be much better off than the poster you quote.
>>140035507
To bad he can't be edo tensei'd
>>140030250
A girls falls to her death.
Unable to survive, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the power of flight. Never minding the strange ability, she immediately jumps off a building, and is overjoyed to find out that she is able to fly.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's events to her friends, they only looks at her with a terrified expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the she had fallen to her death. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen to her death, who too is blissfully unaware of her death.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the death of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall instead and question the NATURE of FLIGHT.
>>140030250
I seriously contemplated hoping off a 3rd story apartment balcony in an attempt to fly when I was a kid because I was obsessed with DBZ. I don't know what stopped me, life would only go downhill from there.
>>140030250
So do you think it was flying witch that made her do it.
serious question
how do you raise your child to not be dumb like this
do you have to explicitly give them a talk like "fiction isn't real"?
>>140039211
Yes. Don't ever assume something goes without saying. Treat everyone like an idiot until they prove otherwise. It's the only way to be sure.
>>140032330
That's almost as dumb as those parents who tried to blame the creators of the video game SKATE for not including helmuts on the characters because their son died when he was skating without a helmut
>>140035507shounen jumped
>>140035507
The most hilarious thing about this is that Kishi actually brought Itachi back to life for a while.
>>140037990
Too soon...
>>140036715
Well, did he?
>>140034306
Nah, son. There was that incident in Russia or some shit where some kids copied a scene from FF years back. People do stupid shit everywhere. Doesn't make it less tragic.
>>140039451
Got me.
>>140039451
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>>140030250
She didn't fly too good.
>>140039211
Lie and why people tell it.
Death and suffering.
Asshole are everywhere.
>>140035546
Yeah i was about to post that.
>>140039211
A normal person would give them that talk that yes, this is fun but it's all make believe, people can't fly, walk in traffic without getting hit, etc.
You, however, are on 4chan's /a/ board. So you should let them die if you already have kids, or kill yourself before you can have kids. No one from this board deserves to pass on their defective genes.
SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
