Reminder that if you cannot speak you're waifu's native language you cannot truly say you love her.
I can, just very poorly, slowly and loudly.
>>139934049
I speak her language just fine.
Good thing my waifu speaks english
>>139934049
I-I'm trying!
I do though, and my waifu speaks at least some English
>>139934049
I'm learning, it counts, right?
>>139934049
>you're
You first, OP.
I would tell her that in the language of love.
>>139934049
I don't think mai waifu's native language is phonetically pronounceable by human beings.
>>139934049
But you're from my hometown, teacher!
>>139934228
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.
>>139934049
females are more attractive when you can't understand what they are saying
What should I do when she's bilingual?
>>139934246
>living on or even remotely near the east coast
You poor soul.
>>139934049
>BOSTONIAN
>ENGLISH
TOPFAAAAK
Why is she so perfect?
>>139934241
She is an eldritch abomination not you're waifu
Saying I LOVE YOU is the sexiest thing you can do to a woman.
>>139934447
That's racist.
>>139934385
>Bostonian
>not 700 pounds
Obviously she's atypical.
>>139934049
日本語が多少話せるから、俺の嫁を多少恋愛してると含意してるのか？
>>139934158
>C.C's native language
>Language thousands year old.
Unless you can speak like Shakespeare, you have no chance.
I don't see a Rosetta Stone: Flonyardian for sale, so uh
Welp
>>139934049
You monsters.
>>139934917
This is my fetish
>>139934049
The language of love is universal.
>>139934724
Pretty sure "I love you" is still the same in ye olde english
Broken german? Easy.
Shitty forced meme.
>>139935958
asuka master race reporting
WIR KOMMEN WIEDER
>>139934724
Nigger shapespeare was like 300 years ago.
DIE SOOKEY DESU
Mai waifu speaks a fantasy language not even from Earth. So go ahead and tell me how to learn it and I will.
>>139936188
Go to /x/ and learn how to commune.
>>139936144
Who the fuck is nigger shapespeare?
>>139936188
Easy
Don't pick shit waifus
>>139936327
Othello
>>139934724
>Can't understand Shakespeare
Are you retarded?
>>139934917
>i
wtf
>>139936797
>english
I can, but not that well
>>139934049
is this gonna happen again with r34 of ellen becoming popular?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lindsay_Hawker
Ski dess
>>139937404
Japanese police sought Ichihashi for the murder of Hawker and the abandonment of her corpse.
>abandonment of her corpse
For what, littering? He already killed her
>>139934049
>You're
kek, you can't even speak her secondary language
>>139937533
The biggest part of prosecuting murder is the intent behind it. Its stupid I know, but even if someone murders someone and then turns themselves in/keeps the body, it gets them a reduced sentence. But trying to 'dump' the body is considered malicious intent.
>>139935955
It's actuallyIč lufie þē.
>>139937640
Sure it's not also some Japanese cultural thing? I'm sure they revere burial as something sacred.
>>139937690
All cultures have some form of respect for the dead. But Japan doesn't really have some absolute obsession with burying people on certain days, like people in the Middle East do.
Its more just a general desecration of a corpse. America and Europe have the same types of views.
>>139937404
jesus
>>139937851
It's weird they label it as "abandonment" though. Almost makes it sound like he forsook his duty to bury her.
>>139937851
Are Japanese undertakers still reviled by the general population, or was that just in the old days?
>>139938031
I don't know. But aren't most undertakers/pathologists looked down upon in Europe/America as well?
Hey anon, want some private lessons?
>>139938503
I'm not really sure. I know they tend to be family businesses and trying to become an undertaker from outside the family is difficult. Sort of like the mafia I guess. At least in Europe, I don't know America.
Japanese undertakers used to be hated, and the work was only done by an underclass of people that were seen as unclean and defiled.
>>139938677
BONOS 8==========Ð BAGOO
>>139938760
>Japanese undertakers used to be hated, and the work was only done by an underclass of people that were seen as unclean and defiled.
Well if you're talking about before the modern era, that's pretty much how it was worldwide. The British had an entire caste of people who handled the dead and were avoided by the general public.
>>139938677
>that face
Looks like fucking Pippy Longstocking with blonde hair.
![JcosgKG[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YQo2oES.png "JcosgKG[1].png")
>>139938887
>>139936797
>wtf
>>139937540
>kek
Fuck off.
>>139939324
But that isn't the same character
>>139939324
Fuck you, that's Lucy.
>>139939717
are they from the same book?
>>139934049
I don't even know what her native language is, but it's probably english anyway.
>>139934049
But my waifu can speak english.
>>139934049
俺の嫁はハーフだから気にすんな
>not speaking Brythonic
mfw I'm Italian and Akari is my waifu
But aren't all anime characters white people? They would all speak English, just for literary purposes they all speak Japanese in anime.
>>139934049
she's a halfie so she probably don't have problem understanding english or else, I have to resort to speaking in broken japanese
>>139934049
>>139934049
そうですね
>>139934356
Mami is not really bilingual, man.
>>139937404
>h Hawker and Ichihashi were familiar with martial arts; Ichihashi was more experienced than Hawker, having attained a black belt.[2] Hawker had died when her assailant began strangling her and broke the cartilage in her neck.[16]
Fucking brutal, I bet some CQC shit went down in that apartment.
>>139934241
Best abomination.
>>139934049
>Latin
It's on my list after I get gud at Japanese.
>>139934241
Oh come on, French isn't THAT hard.
>tfw waifu speaks English like she's supposed to
>>139934049
If Ms. Baker can teach English, surely she can teach me Japanese right?
Well thank God we both speak English.
>>139934049
But what about eating their poop?
>>139934241
Cthuga best gurl
>>139945520
>Hawker had died when her assailant began strangling her and broke the cartilage in her neck.[16]
SHINJI, GET IN THE ROBOT
I wish I could but I got brain problems and no sources for a teacher. She could teach me though if she was real. Servants are summoned with the language they'll need anyway.
Having limitations feels bad.
Good thing she's English.
>>139934049
All waifus natively speak the language of love.
>>139948929
Holy manface, batman
>>139945033
that's not even a full sentence
>>139946952
If she can't speak your native language then she has to eat your poop.
>>139937404
>[email protected]
Oh my. Dat whitepussy be in high demand in Nippon
But hugs and acts of kindness transcend language barriers!
>>139945653
the fuck is wrong with her left thigh? it's so thin!
私の日本語は上手じゃない！日本語は難しいですが、面白いです。けど、漢字はずいぶん難しいです。
私はりっちゃんが大好きです、だから、がんばるよ！
Mai waifu just so happens to be dubnot that I'm romantically interested in her.
>>139945261
Has it ever been established that she knows anything beyond typical grade-school ESL?
>>139934049
You can't draw anymore lewd pics of her either on Pixiv
http://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%99%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC#h4_1
>>139944604
>mars colony
she's not italian faggot
>>139954957
What's the alternate tag?
>>139934049
It dosent matter because she will never forgive us
we are the reason she lost her job
>>139934049
I can speak engrish.
