You're on a bus, when a crazy man pulls out a gun and takes you and everyone else hostage. He says the only way he will let the bus go is if someone explains what happens in Neon Genesis Evangelion to him.
Can you save the day?
Cut him down with my katana.
Next.
>>139913769
Yes, and I'll even ask him if we wants me to include Death/Rebirth and End of Evangelion content, as well as the manga, or if he wants it to be self-contained per the original series airing.
I'm also able to expand upon concepts from the spin-offs and games. And if he really wants to get dank, we can even talk about EvaGeeks tinfoil hat theories.
*unsheathes katana*
nothing personnel kid
>>139913849
>>139913871
forgot pic
>>139913769
I haven't even watched Eva but I'm still pretty confident that I could bullshit my way through this.
>>139914154
Are you me?
Except I watched the series and the movies at least four times
I start singing tumbling down. The rest of the bus joins in but thinks I'm singing Hey jude
The bus is actually going to THE LOST VILLAGE. Driver-kun crashes the bus and we all die.
I've heard this one before, you're supposed to say "What's the matter, too deep for you?".
Punch him to the ground.
>>139913769
Yeah, I can explain it to him pretty good, I'm 100% confident. I also my area of specialty in Eva is music, can tell him a lot about that too. For example, the music when Misato talks to Shinji for the last time is Thanatos without some of the instruments.
>>139914154
you actually could. even eva fans don't even understand what they watched
>>139913769
UUUHH U-UH SHINJI AND HE GOT IN THE ROBOT AND THEN HE, H-HE UH HE FOUGHT THE ANGELS AND THEN HIS DAD SAID UH, AND, THEN THE ASUKA AND UH, HER, THE REI THEY GOT IN THE ROBOTS TOO AND FOUGHT THE ANGELS, AND THEN THEY KILLED THE ANGELS BUT THEN SHINJI DIDNT WANT TO GET IN THE ROBOT NO MORE AND ASUKA DIDNT NEITHER BUT REI WAS ACTUALLY A CLONE OF SHINJIS MOM SO SHE WOULD STILL GET IN THE ROBOT BUT HER ROBOT WOULDNT LISTEN BUT UH, SHINJIS GAY LOVER WAS THE LAST ANGEL, AND THEN FUCK, AND THEN ORANGE SODA EVERYWHERE, SHIT, SHIT ITS ALL SHINJIS FAULT BUT ITS OKAY. It's okay.
>>139913769
ASUKA DIES
>>139913769
>he uses a revolver to take a bus full of people hostage
Hey, I like my odds. He gets six shots and then he has to reload for a year.
It's a deconstruction of the idealistic super robot anime of the 70s and 80s with a lot of "deep" symbolism thrown in just because the director though it was cool. Misato is best girl.
>>139913769
Talk no jutsu about how he's not living his life correctly then punch him.
>>139913769
>*teleports behind him*
>*cuts off legs and arms*
>"you really wanna know what happens?"
>"n-no, please!"
>*drops sword*
>*chokes him to death in a pool of his own blood*
>"looks like it's the End of Evangelion"
>"heh, nothing personnel"
>>139913863
start talking
>>139913769
"What's the matter, too complicated for you? You should try something simpler, a baby anime like Lucky Star."
>>139913769
>Pussy
>Robot
>Pussy enters Robot
>CONGRATULATIONS
>>139913769
Shinji
11'
Sunderland v Leicester now
>>139913769
Beg him to shoot me already. And then he walks away enlightened.
Stab him
