ITT: We make the recipe for the most shitposted anime in the history of /a/
>Studio: Trigger
>Written by Urobuchi
>Directed by Imaishi
>Animated by Bahi JD
>Music by ?
>Voice actors: ?
>>139859873
sawano and yuki kaji are probably good bets
>>139859873
>not written by Okada
Voice actor:Yuki Kaji,all roles
>>139859951
Yes, Yuki Kaji is perfect.
Sawano as music also Okada as an additional script writer for certain episodes.
Yuki Kaji as MC, Sora Amamiya as main girl.
Story about Keit-ai but this time....
... it didn't find a way
>>139859873
Moot makes a cameo appearance
It actually sounds like a fucking masterpiece to be honest.
>>139859951
>>139860060
we will let Okada write in one of her obligatory unrequited love endings
>>139859873
OP by nano ripe
>Studio
KyoAni
>Writer
Urobuchi
>Director
Shinbo
>Animation Director
Takeshi Honda
>Music
Flow
>Female lead VA
Rie Kugimiya
>Male lead VA
Daisuke Ono
Everyone go home
>>139859951
Make it an all female cast.
Put Nitta and Hirano somewhere and we're all set.
>>139860418
>Male lead not Yuki Kaji
>Director not Imaishi
No u
>>139860418
Most of Rie haters left or forgotten about her tsunderes.
OnoD hated?
>>139860417
Read it as nano rape.
>>139860418
Since when do people dislike Daisuke Ono?
>>139860418
Change Flow to Maximum The Hormone and it'll be perfect
>>139860418
I thought we were trying to make a trainwreck, not something good
>>139860612
>KyoAni and Shinbo
>Good
Eh.
>>139859873Keit愛
>>139859873
>ITT: We make the recipe for the most shitposted anime in the history of /a/
Done and done.
Studio: SHAFT
Director: Akiyuki Shinbo
Writer: Gen Urobuchi
OST Composer: Yuki Kaijura
OP/ED: Kalafina
A boy (VA: Kamiya Hiroshi) falls in love with a girl (VA: Chiwa Saito).
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>Keit-Ai! Because, you know, they can communicate only through cell phones and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139861070
Pitiful.
>>139861070
SHAFT is completely irrelevant as a studio that can cause an uproar or major shitposting.
>>139861070
>Kalafina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edSaT8e65oQ
This is actually hyping me up, anon. Try again.
>>139861070
100,000 BD units confirmed on the first episode!
>>139861070
Please stop forcing this retarded meme.
>>139861070
>all the budget went to the OP, ED, and PV
SASUGA SHAFT
>>139860418
dubbed by Sentai Filmworks
Keit-ai
>>139861070What's the actual anime in the episode called?
>>139859873
An anime about feminists campaigning to stop the male patriarchy but include lots of fanservice to keep the males entertained
>>139861522
>>139859873
Music by Yuki Kajiura. Seiyuu include Yuki Kaji, Aya Hirano, Jun Fukuyama, Nana Mizuki, Emi Nitta.
>>139859873
>Written: Nasu Kinoko
>Concept: Urobuchi Gen
>Directed by Mari Okada
>Music: Kajiura Yuuki
Voice Actors
>Kaji Yuki as the MC
>Emi Nitta as the Main girl
>Hirano Aya as support role
>Hanasawa Kana as Co-protagonist and second main girl
>Opening: Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas
>Ending: Sayuri
>Plot:A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>expects keit-ai shitposting
>gets keit-ai shitposting
>>139862366
Oh wait i didn't noticed that there was someone that already posted this shit, gomin!
also
>Studio: A1-pictures
>>139859873
So there's this extremely popular Idol app called Tokyo 7th Sisters which is set in the future about an Legendary Idol training a new generation of Idols for the sake of reviving the industry.
I would happily leave this app to your capable hands Urobuchi.
Do me proud.
>>139860418
People like KugiRie these days and when has Daisuke Ono been a shitpost magnet?
>>139859873
OP By Nano Ripe
ED by Ali Project
>>139860418
>Rie Kugimiya
>>139862747
>"I'm too old for this shit"
>>139859873
you can't surpass the shitposting of Fate threads.
>this thread
>>139862366
ALWAYS
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
>>139860605
>ROLLING ROLLING
Mein negro.
>>139861070
what the fuck?
what are these visuals?
>>139861242
>use a nip vpn to watch the video because it is unavailable in burgerland
>still not available in japan
>>139862366
>>139859873
Character designer is Hisashi Hirai
