If /a/ got together and formed a laboratory, what would we invent?
The fleshlight.
>>139752622
Giant robo penis
Meme magic piece of production paper used to enter the 2d world.
Baneposting
>>139752622
With the correct funding genetically engineered catgirls otherwise what he said.
>>139752665
>biologically engineered loli's that forever stay cute
>maybe cat girls
>definitely robo girls
>pills that turn you into little girls
These will be the biggest four.
>>139752622
Little girls that rape each other.
Best romance anime of all timeA boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>139752622
>A glorious loli master race
also nice dubs
>>139752622
Do you even need to ask? A way for 3D people to enter the 2D world.
/a/ is already "gotten together," here.
The redundant, unoriginal, unskilled, uncreative crap on this board is what we would create.
>>139752622
A machine that allows me to travel to any anime world I choose.
/a/ would invent a tool that would allow other /a/utists to jerk eachother off from long distances, that way they could have long distance jerk orgies and cum together. Forever.
>>139753097
Fund it
>>139752938
Found a way?
>>139753097
Teledildonics already exists, I'm surprised it isn't a more popular topic here.
>>139753097
Isn't that basically what happened when anon masturbated with a facrerig?
>>139752938
Id watch that fampai
>>139752622
Bigger dicks
or make real our waifus
dunno, everyone here is retarded
>>139752622
A system that gives anons bigger dicks.
Create our waifus
Or just a really good onahole, robotgirls or catgirls.
Probably work on improving this
>>139757592
>>139757054
big dick, real waifus mind
>>139752622
Nothing, because we're all useless wastes of space with no real skills to speak of.
>>139752938
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>139759441
racist AI
>>139752938
Pretty sure there's àn existing series for this. Probably v.game
gun powered on autism whose beam turns people into little girls
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