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This is your bride
>>139739343
Where is her left eye?
Is she nice and comfy to be around?
Does she enjoy headpats and some serious cuddle time?
Wrong, I'm going to marry Reine
>>139739343
I want to fuck that clock.
>>139739399
Under hair
Yes
Yes
>>139739343
I give myself 3 days before she kill me
>>139739343
Not into crazy ass bitches.
>>139739399
>Is she nice and comfy to be around?
S-sure
>>139739343
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I can get to keep this one.
How does one impregnate a clock?
>>139739920
Very carefully.
So guys where the fuck is the movie subs?
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=793178
Can this shit be trusted? Please respond, I need my clock fix.
>>139739920
You don't. Spirits are infertile.
>>139739920
Newfag
>>139739343
No thanks. I want some paper folding instead.
>>139740707
Oh, sweet! I was out of toilet paper. Thanks!
She has been my bride for almost 3 years now
>>139740776
Why you hate Origami?
>>139739343
Another !
>>139742302
right, she seems like a wonderful butt slut that would clean you off after every consecutive nakadashi session even lapping at your balls.
>>139742302
Hating Origami is pretty much a meme here.
>>139739343
I'm going to marry her so hard
>>139742536
You're a meme here, narutolovehinata5
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Narutolovehinata5
>>139742397
BARREL
>>139739525
Hitotsu Ni I didn't know you liked yanderes but leave Yuya and Yuzu alone
>>139739343
Sounds nice I guess.
Truly, Kurumi will always be Shido's greatest love.
I'm pretty sure it was a legally binding wedding.
Pretty SURE.
>>139739473
>>139739471
Kurumi isn't insane, she just gets angry when people abuse cute things and animals.
She is the purest girl there is.
>>139748187
She is a little crazy even without that.
>tfw you will never be raped and then eaten by a clock
ITT
>>139748559
No, she can be nurtured and become a good girl for good.
You just need to stop the other Kurimi from killing the Kurumi you managed to nurture.
>>139748187
Just cover yourself in cats, like that one comic where a robber covered himself in babies so the cops couldn't stop him
>>139747997
Where is this from?
>>139750478
go to nyaa
>>139750478
a wedding, can't you tell it from the dress?
This show should be called Time a Live because she's a clock not a calendar. Japan is fucking dumb.
Heres a question, you fall in love with a yandere, but she's obsessed with another man. How do you woo her?
>>139751976
You assert your dominance over him.
>>139750478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJay8cFMLQ
When Shido made Kurumi the happiest woman in the world.
>>139751976
A) Steal your enemy's face.
B) Convince the yandere to make the other guy jealous by dating you.
C) Go for the double-yandere fakeout.
>>139751976
Weaponize cliches and make a deal with yandere - I will help her get said man and she will help me get some other random girl.
Works every time.
>>139752442
So she started liking him for realsies?
>>139740707
>>139742536
>>139742692
Here, I fixed you're Origami.
>>139751976
The only feasible way would be to become yandere yourself. She might find a kinship between you and grow close.
>>139752343
I think that would just make her want to kill you fampai.
>>139752758
C) is the most realistic option, but I want to see how A) would go done
Don't forget to set your clock back 1 crazy early.
>>139753514
That was last week
>clockfags can't even tell the difference between a clone and the original
>>139753784
And I guess you can
>>139739343
>anniversary photo
>>139753817
Only a dumber person than Tohka couldn't tell the difference.
>>139753178
NEPUGIYAAAAAAA
>>139749376
>yangire
ftfy
I want to kiss her and make her go "ara ara"
>>139753991
>1993
>>/kindergarten/
>>139749818
I have seen that panel anon don't worry I get the joke
>>139753420
There's bound to be a spirit that can do it sooner or later.
>>139739343
what a slut
>>139759414
I'm sorry, but you misspelled "pure young lady with whom you would like to eat Ramen and play video games in your underwear"
Kurumi may be incredibly hot, but Tohka's BWAKA BWAKA moment from the second episode of the first season forever solidified her as my favorite girl.
I still never finished season 2 though, but I can't imagine it being worth while anyway.
>>139761109
I know, anon.
Look at these curves. LOOK AT THEM.
![05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][E582EA28].mkv_[00_03_12]_2016-03-20-15h29m05s367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yCFauwJ.jpg "05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][E582EA28].mkv [00 03 12] 2016-03-20-15h29m05s367")
>>139761109
S2 gives you hot redhead twins but also worst girl in the second half. So just watch the first half until their arc is over and then the OVA.
>>139739343
You wouldn't fuck a clock.Or would you?
>>139762035
Only after the wedding day, despite how lewd she is
>>139753126She was killed by the "original"
>>139739399
>Does she enjoy headpats
>>139761282
>but also worst girl in the second half.
Look, you can complain about a lot of things, but Shiori is not worst girl.
I just don't understand whether or not she's his real or adopted cousin.
>>139764585
Thanks to dalet, she can be pure every time you touch her. The perfect waifu.
>>139739473
I'm sure she's crazy in bed.
>>139763408
>Kurumi likes headpats
And rain is wet. What else is new?
>>139767202
She's crazy everywhere.
>>139768013
She's crazy cute
>>139768013
>>139768293
Both are not wrong.
Kurumi just wants one thing in life.
A happy marriage.
>>139770271
Maybe the clone. Not sure about the real one.
>>139764377
>liking Shiori
Are you a clockfag? "she" and Miku are the main reasons volume 6 sucked so much.
>>139770293
Even the real one. The problem, of course, is her wedding was interrupted by a spatial quake.
>>139770537
Don't blame Shiori just because Miku is a man-hating Lesbo bitch, that's not fair.
I do wish she'd been mentioned sooner, she just came out of nowhere. Makes her a sort of Cousin Oliver.
>>139770746
Miku is not responsable for Shiori's shittiness though, "she" has no purpose as a character other than pander to retards like you.
>>139749376
>yandere girl
>killing her senpai
That's not how it works you little shit
>>139770814
Shiori has a purpose in life! She has hopes, she has dreams! Maybe she'll become a veterinarian or a professional race car driver!
>>139771108
She is not even real inside her own universe.
>>139771188
Damn it, how am I supposed to argue with that?
>>139771608
Just go back to AS or kill yourself.
>>139739343
I'm going to have a wonderful life.
>>139771666
Oh anon, you're so silly.
>>139770556
Well I'll be.
>>139770746
>Makes her a sort of Cousin Oliver.
Didn't expect you to compare her to Cousin Oliver.
>>139772374
They're both Sweet Polly's.
Would you buy a Candied Apple for Kurumi?
>>139776029
I would have prefered a chocolated one but eh, if she likes it.
>>139776029
I'd buy one for her, but I am never eating one of those things again.
Went to disneyland and ate the outside only to find the core of the apple was already old and disintegrating.
>>139776343
Ouch that's fucking gross.
>>139776343
You'd still kiss her after, right?
>>139776554
Worse than finding a razor in it t b h
>>139776823
She'd probably kill me if I refused.
>>139777507
Probably.
But that's the best part about Kurumi, you always know where you stand. Right over a cliff.
Ok, so you end up with Kurumi.
How do you break it to Tohka?
A) Use small words so she understands and goes crazy.
B) Use big words to confuse her so she doesn't realize anything has changed.
C) You don't, Kurumi is ok with you having a pet.
How do you break it to Origami?
A) Tell her the truth, she killed her parents
B) Tell her a lie about how this will bring her parents back to life
C) Make Kurumi do it, while you man the video camera
>>139778809
B with a bit of C
C and propouse her to finish her as soon paper realises everything
>>139778809
>How do you break it to Tohka?
A
>How do you break it to Origami?
Yikes. That would be either between A or C.
>>139778809
I don't care bout either of those girls, so Kurumi can do a song and dance explaining why she is best girl instead
>>139780180
Sounds like fun.
>>139770858
Its the most basic yandere trope.
>if I can't have you
>no one will
>Ara ara~ Come join me, anon
I already have a better option.
>>139782002
>Yangire
