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So let me get this straight. She was basically obligated by contract with NERV to fuck Shinji whenever he wanted and that pussy beta bitch never hit this shit not even once? What the fuck.
>>139613408
Where did you get that idea?
What?
>>139613408
No. She was specifically told NOT to put her dick in Shinji's tight pussy
>>139613408
>why didn't shinji do the sex
stop this, eva isn't some stupid hentai, the characters are more complex than that
>doesn't hold Misato's hand
>holds Kaworu's hand
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>139617069
He felt comfortable with Kaworu.
With Misato it was an uncomfortable mix of desperation and pity.
>identify with and understand shinji's actions when I was 16
>now see him as a self-centered, whiny cunt who was too much of a pussy to even smash a banging woman like misato when she was literally begging for it
Anyone else feel similar?
>>139614443
this
>>139617390
Nope. I still identify with Shinji.
Self-centered whiny cunts unite!
>>139617069
It means they both have vitiligo.
>used goods
>>139617390
I never identified with hum but I did feel sorry and could empaphize with him.
A little fuzzy with my memory, but I think that he wasn't comfortable around Misato enough after Kaji died and being turned into LCL.
If she had tried earlier in the series it might have worked. but I couldn't see her forcing herself on him like that because she wouldn't want to hurt him.
>>139613408
>>139617390
She's like twice his age. Would you fuck someone twice your age?
>>139617890
Oh god yes.
>>139617890
If I was 14, absolutely.
Now that I'm 30, probably not.
>>139617890
>46
hmm. It could work. But they'd have to be fit.
>>139617890
He was 14. Of course you would fucked a hot 28 years old girl at that age.
>>139617890
Fucking someone twice my age was my DREAM when I was 14.
>>139617390
The point of eva is not to make perfectly likeable characters. It's about having characters who are realistic. A teenage boy will be intimidated by someone twice his age approaching him sexually. Also, he was too emotionally damaged to have a frivolous sexual relationship. He was attracted to asuka and rei because they were also teenagers, and he didn't feel as insecure with them. even as much as asuka bullied him, it was not a new and frightening concept.
>Obligated to fuck Shinji
But Ritsuko literally says in the first episode not to try anything when she jokes about it.
She wasn't "obligated" to do anything, she offered herself to him because sex is the only way she knows to develop meaningful relationships and she was incredibly lonely and knew he was too.
>>139617069
Misato is real.
Kaworu is the lie.
He was incredibly happy to have the lie. This is how it works, folks.
>>139617890
The better question is, what teenager wouldn't?
>>139617390
What you're saying is that you were a stupid teenager and now a stupid and unintuitive adult?
>>139614443
>>139617438
Misato was a pedophile woman though.
>>139617390
Woah, we have a real grow up here, too bad Shinji didn't fuck the pussy like a real man, right.
>>139617390
>LIFE IS ALL ABOUT DA PUSSY BRO, WHY DIDN'T U SMASH DAT BRAH
normalfags disgust me
>>139618670
Kinda?
You learn to stop being such a fucking drama queen with age and realize you might as well just fucking go for it since it doesn't matter that much.
>>139617390
I see myself in him, but I also see that he was a ridiculous whiny bitchboy who refused to take advantage of the good shit life was throwing his way. I like to think I'd do better in his situation.
>>139618704
Beats being a whiny pussy bitch who overthinks everything.
Shinji was 14 at the time though, so I forgive him. You however, have no excuse.
>>139618293
>>139613408
So when exactly did this happen, and dont you dare post that stupid fucking chair.
>>139618293
That makes a lot of sense.
Explain the kiss in EOE to me, now.
>>139618846
>whiny pussy bitch
continuing to disregard your opinion
>>139618714
>doesn't matter much
No. It kind of does matter to me. You seem like the type of person who went for the first girl you saw
>>139617890
>implying i wouldn't fuck 26 yo
>>139618881
Whiny pussy bitch detected, post discarded.
>>139619029
simply epic normalfag
what a fuckin pussayyyy brah, fuckin giant robots and beer and hot babes, what else do you need brah?
>>139618889
It's not like I'm marrying any of them.
>>139618875
Attempted motivation
>>139618867
You really don't think Misato didn't try to make a move on Shinji in that episode? It's heavily implied plus Misato is a very sexual character by nature.
>>139619070
I too remember being 15 and feeling above everything else.
You'll grow out of it bud.
>>139617390
I never liked Shinji desu
>>139617390
Shinji had his reasons to be upset. Perfectly valid reasons.
And considering eva, him fucking Misato would have made things worse.
>>139619072
In this case you'd be living with them. Shitty decision
>>139619116
it's not about being above it all, "bud", it's about not being a slave to your dick when there's more important things going on
he's a guy with intense feelings of inadequacy and issues with attachment and intimacy, like you seriously can't fucking grasp his character or his motivations or his thoughts, all you can think about is "WHAT A PUSS, IF I WAS IN HIS SHOES I WOULDA SMASHED DAT BITCH"
>>139619194
She would've gotten pregnant and hidden it from him until EoE where he'd have found out and gone even more insane
Then the foetus gets blown up on screen
>>139619214
>he's a guy with intense feelings of inadequacy and issues with attachment and intimacy
Exactly, he's a fucking pussy, like most of us were at his age.
If you still get so upset at people calling him out for what he is, that means you haven't moved on at all since your pussy bitch days and still are the same weak little kid.
>>139617390
That whole concept of fucking Misato probably felt very weird to him.
Wasn't there an entire episode of Eva where Shinji complained about her hygiene habits and how irritating it was to live with her? And then his friends explained that because of how strong their bond was, she felt she could show him that side of her?
She was kind of like a surrogate mother, or an older sister, she wasn't supposed to come off as his wife. The thing is, sex seems to be the easiest way for her to communicate with and deal with men, or at least establish how much she cares. But it's not the same with Shinji. Even if he was marginally attracted to Misato, he didn't want to fuck her because of the connotations of their relationship. And by the time she actually used the notion of sexual gratification to rouse him (the kiss in EoE), most of the incentive from that came from general affection, rather than lust. Not to mention she died after that, so.
Yeah. It's totally reasonable for Shinji to have abstained from making advances on Misato. It would have been out of character and probably have destroyed their relationship. I get why most people wouldn't understand this though. Because as much as people claim to be able to identify with Shinji, it's impossible to empathize with him completely because of how unique the circumstances of his situation are. Of course the viewer would say, "I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ANIME BABE IF THAT WERE ME". It's EASY to think like that because you don't actually live with that person.
>>139619214
>wahh my dad abandoned me
>baww I'm not connected to people
>boohoo I'm not useful to anyone
So me, basically, and I know I could have done better than pussybitch Shinji.
>>139619291
Try to put in your head that people can NOT want to have sex.
He's a little gay bitch nigga.
That said, I also had pretty conflicted sexual feelings for older women when I was that age.
Sure I fapped to them but the one or two times older women actually flirted with me I tried my best to ruin it all. For whatever reason, maybe its subconsciously knowing that fantasy is fantasy but women lusting after little boy dick are usually fucked up in the head.
>>139619072
Normalfag men are gross. Boys like Shinji marriage material. Keep it up and have fun marrying a normalfag 3dpd who is unpure as you.
Why do Eva threads attract so many lifeless, insipid posters?
>>139619291 and >>139619214 are basically caricatures of the two most obvious ways to interpret Shinji.
>>139619336
You forgot the part where he is a child soldier in a post-apocalyptic future raised by no one.
>>139619412
Don't worry bby, I'm not into mentally-ill whales such as yourself anyway.
>>139619291
I don't think that has anything to do with being a pussy, but I guess we judge character differently
like, who are his two romantic options here?
a much older woman, one who is pretending to be nice to him because he's necessary to a cause. she needs to make him feel comfortable so he'll fight for NERV. and she's got issues of her own so the only way she knows how is through sex. her deal is basically "you can have sex with me and we'll have fun and you'll pilot our giant death machine". that's a lot of fucking pressure especially when you're someone who's timid and doesn't want to pilot the damn thing in the first place.
and your second option is a girl your age who's the polar opposite of you. loud, abrasive, bitchy, selfish, she doesn't care about you, she cares about making herself look good and mature. she wants to kiss because grown-ups kiss. she wants sex because grown-ups have sex. she doesn't know anything about emotional intimacy or real love, which is what shinji wants more than anything.
>>139618184
>>139619302
There are plenty of boys Shinji's age that get manipulated into sex with older women all the time. Some do it by choice. If she had groomed him properly or had that kind of relationship in the first place rather than trying to jump right into it, it would have been more likely to happen.
Misato is his mother/ big sister figure. The first one he's had in a long ass time.
Asuka is his polar opposite to the point where he possibly fears her for good reason.
Both women have issues out the ass
Why do people think that everything will be solved if he just fucks one of them?
>>139619560
Yeah, you stop giving a fuck about most of the shite you listed with age.
Like I said before, Shinji is 14, it's only natural he's a hopeless beta romantic and a whiny pussy.
>>139619663
>you stop giving a fuck about intimacy and romance
degenerate
>>139619663
You are probably thicker than Shinji
>>139619560
On the last two episodes we see that Shinji wanted Misato, Asuka and Rei. But that doesn't mean he would do it.
>>139619696
I'm much happier now.
>>139619732
and I'm happy that you're happy. it's not a mentality for everyone. believe it or not, not everyone is into casual sex.
>>139619662
>Why do people think that everything will be solved if he just fucks one of them?
Because they end up dying anyway, might as well get your hole.
>>139619696
>>139619720
Assblasted femwhores please go to the gym.
>>139619726
>On the last two episodes we see that Shinji wanted Misato, Asuka and Rei
He wanted anyone. Even Kaworu
>>139619800
kaworu was the only one that was nice to him with no strings attached
and he turns out to be a fuckin space monster given human flesh
>>139619836
The bad part is that he wouldn't have cared about that if he didn't have to kill him.
>>139619836
>wahhhhh people MUST be nice to me without me giving anything in return
Whiny spoiled cunt.
>>139619650
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF EVA
even when it was implied asuka and shinji did it in the rebuilds, it wasn't some hentai thing. Eva is about exploring the human soul. Shinji did not fuck misato because he was to insecure. Calling him a pussy is like telling someone with cancer to "man up". Shinji isn't some mindless slave to his dick. You might wish now that you had the desire to do something when you were younger, but that isn't how it works. You'd have sex with her NOW because you are also an adult. She can't threaten you. It may make you get a good rubbing out to thinkaabout being a teenager bullied by an older woman, but fetish=/=reality
>>139617390
>when she was literally begging for it
So you become more stupid over the years?
>>139619979
Sounds gay as fuck mate
>>139619726
I always interpreted this bit as his repressed sexual desires.
>>139617390
Misato was not begging for it. What the fuck? She was offering it because it's the only way she knew to make him feel comfortable.
>>139619979
>even when it was implied asuka and shinji did it in the rebuilds
Excuse me
WHY WOULDNT SAD ORPHAN SHINJI FUCK HIS FOSTER MOTHER GUYS
>>139619902
He saves the world multiple times because he thinks it's the only thing he can give in return.
>>139620070
Why isn't Shinji constantly thinking about having sex 24/7? Is he gay?
>>139620131
>>139620070
Femwhores/15 year old acne-ridden boys please go and stay go.
>>139620131
y didnt he fuk dat bitch
we wuz gods n shit
>>139617390
Misato is truly the best girl
>>139620189
Your pic proves Rei is best.
>>139620173
>Femwhores
>advocating AGAINST casual sex and FOR more intimate relationships
>whores
???
>>139620261
Our resident femanons are mentally dysfunctional fatties who are unable to get casual sex from anyone else but the worst beta faggots.
That's why they're salty and upset about us /a/lphas.
>>139620037
In neon genesis, it was also implied that she wanted to do it, but shinji couldn't read into her signals. The proverbial of Jericho was broken through with the sound of trumlets marched around the city seven times.
In the rebuilds, asuka and shinji actually get to talking when she lies down, instead of in NGE when she doesn't say anything. This implies that they actually take it somewhere, or that uou can at least assume so. But it has more to do with the psychology of the characters, not sexual fantasy.
>>139620240
Rei is a close second
>>139620314
a real /a/lpha wouldn't even touch 3D you fuckin poser
>>139620173
>>139620314
>alpha male
>on /a/
pick one
>>139620318
Shit, forgot pic
>>139620318
>asuka and shinji actually get to talking when she lies down, instead of in NGE when she doesn't say anything
Oh yeah that scene was so hot and romantic.
>>139620368
3D is for winching and pumping, waifu is for loving you fucking casual.
>>139620421
how can you truly love your waifu if you succumb to the pleasures of the flesh?
that's absolutely cheating and you know it you god damned normalfag
>>139620421
>3DPD
>ever
>for anything
Absolutely disgusting.
>>139620173
Why do you think you belong here normalfag?
>>139620462
Simple, I don't live my life according to /a/ memes propagated by sexually repressed 15 year old high-schoolers.
You too will move beyond that stage one day.
>>139620490
Because someone has to talk about anime and piss you off sometimes, cunt.
>>139620534
>I don't live my life according to /a/ memes
but you fell for the waifu meme, the biggest meme of all
you need to pick a side anon, either you embrace waifu laifu or you don't
>>139620590
Did I mention I've got 5 different waifus?
>>139620332
This pic is so comfy and cute.
It makes me think that Misato did convince Shinji to make love to her and they both had wonderful happy sex and she ended up telling him that he does matter to people and she loves him.
fapping to Misato tonight lads
>>139620850
Good lad
Canny beat a wee durty like misato mate
>>139620318
Kill yourself shipper. Jumping to conclusions as far as Rebuilds are concerned.
>>139620796
there's no way shinji would be able to make love without an intense crying fitme either
>>139620417
It wasn't supposed to be hot or romantic. It was showing two sexually frustrated teenagers.
In NGE; They are too awkward to speak to each other
In ROE; They actually interact and engage in conversation
if they can actually talk to each other, then there is likely that two sexually frustrated teenagers would end up doing it. However, because eva is a study of people, they wouldn't have a scene purely for fanservice like that. What blunt and seemingly pointless fanservice there is is situational and is meant to produce a reaction from the viewers. When a character is naked, it is not meant to be fap material, it is part of the study of human psychology and physiology
>>139620949
They'd be tears of joy.
>>139620932
Anyone who shipfags or waifufags eva is an idiot and is degrading the story. That's like saying it would be shipfagging to mention that kaji and misato had sex, or how ritsuko was gendos comforter. Shinji was sexually attracted to both rei and asuka, it wasn't just one or the other
>>139620664
Filthy casual.
Opinion discarded.
>>139621129
Took you a while
>>139621129
>mad because his beloved waifu is simply another member of my harem
>>139621005
There can be hints without fanservice.
There were none.
This all your head canon, anon.
>>139621300
okay, that's just how i interpret it.
