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I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH KURISU
>>139612469
Why would you keep that a secret?
>>139612469
start by learning to use the catalog
>>139612469
Don't worry anon, so am I.
>secretly
You suck at secrets anon
>>139612469
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER
>>139615677
Hnnng
>>139615677
C U T E
U
T
E
Is SG0 going to break me? I'm scared.
>>139616667
It's a great ride, but prepare for the feels.
>>139616627
>tfw I'll never hug christina
>>139612469
That's perfectly understandable.
>>139612469
I can't blame you. Kurisu is good shit.
>>139612469
No one cares. You can stop making these pointless threads any time.
Here you go buddy
>>>/c/2628599
http://pastebin.com/kfD6Ejp0
Have a blast
>>139620524
>>139620299
Alright then, thank you
For you OP
>>139621125
what was that song attached to this image called again
>>139621125
Right back at ya
>>139612469
I'm in love with tomoko.
Don't, she would never feel anything for you, she only has eyes for okabe. The most you could take out of her is some shit post in @chan
>>139622635
>the lizardmen are spreading disinfo again
>secretly
I wonder how Kurisu feels about our posts
She is a channer, after all
>>139624171
>shitty gaijin board
wwwww
>>139624288
>Shitty gaijin website
She's a 2channer.
Here you go, OP.
>posts tits on the internet
They don't call her a hentai shoujo for nothing!
>>139625382
Hentai tensai shoujo!
>>139623698
I have to keep it a secret
>>139625355
Much appreciated
Okay /a/, we have to figure out who here is actually Okabe. I think I am most qualified, as I am tall, near yellow eyes, and constantly experiencing horrific PTSD and getting fucked with by the universe.
And I like Dr. Pepper.
>>139625757
I'm married to Kurisu so I'm basically future Okabe
>>139612469
WORST GIRL. PRETTY APPEARANCE WASTED ON SHIT PERSONALITY. SHE TRIED TO CALL THE COPS ON OKABE.
JOHN TITOR IS BETTER.
>>139625757
>tfw 6'0''
>not tall enough to be okabe
although i probably tower over all the japs anyway so i'm probably tall enough
>>139625382
Can a virgin be so mad with lust that they'd rape their husbando
>>139625897
>Tried to call the cops
Secondary detected. Go play VN and relearn best girl.Though Suzuha is a good choice too.
Also, related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFznf5UFVKw
>>139625970
>6'4"
>Wears labcoat.
I got this.
>>139625240
That's my point, anon. 2chan is a JP board.
>>139625970
You know he's 177cm right? You're actually taller than him.
>>139625970
>>139625757
>>139625849
Do you guys make time machines with a tsundere scientist while pretending to be a mad scientist for your seemingly retarded(she was just PRETENDING) childhood friend?
>>139626267
You don't?
>>139626267
duduruuuuu~
>>139626267
EVERYONE'S PRETENDING
Actually, Mayuri was observant, but an airhead.
And yes, I have several time machines. They're all amazing and futuristic gadgets.
>>139626328
>>139612469
It's not a secret when you tell everyone on the internet
>>139626267
I can will be able to make an AMDEUS in 2 years.
>>139626388
but it's the truth
>>139626581
holy shit
>>139626316
Okabe is one sexy man
>>139626057
Okabe's 177 cm tall. You're like a tower compares to him.
>>139626714
Well I'm also not Japanese, so that's a problem.
>>139626574
why does she have milk on her face
>>139626778
She's very clumsy and made a mess while eating her cereal.
>>139627229
how come best girl is stacked in all her fan art but in the actual show she has quite small tits??
even mayuri is more stacked than her
>>139627371
You can say that about almost every girl in any fanart ever. Especially anything Pokemon.
>>139627371
Mayuri is fucking stacked though.
>>139627371
>even mayuri is more stacked than her
But she is.
>>139627371
She's just 1 cm bigger than Kurisu if I recall correctly.
>>139627371
>80/59/86
how big do boobs need to be to be considered big? (no baiting, serious question)
Looks like they didn't change the divergence number on the website today.
Guess the changes are just for shit and giggles.
>>139627974
I want to help Amadeus!
>>139627974
Anon, it has been like this for 3 days
You don't need any help. She's secretly in love with U2.
Who wants to post cute?
>>139628107
Not really, it shows another two different number few days before.
>>139628290
Did someone want to prepare the insulin?
Don't open this image
The blood sugar level is rising.
>>139628501
You don't say?
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d0WMVU_tlo
>>139628538
I think I might have posted that one way back when. I dumped cute for the longest time.
>>139628623
I did that too some time ago.
I wonder if anyone remembers the name I used.I'm not seeking attention, I just don't like posting without saying anything
>>139628615
Here's superior feel fulfiled version.
https://youtu.be/761EXPev0OA
>>139628720
I don't recall. You mean a specific name or the ones used on April Fools?
>>139628807
Oh, I used to dump pics and comics of cute. I used a name to make sure that what I dumped was cohesive. Then I realized I didn't need that and was being autistic.
>>139612469
You don't seem to be very secretive about it.
>>139628843
Now that I don't recall. Sorry.
>>139628902
It's because I love her too much. Don't tell anyone though
>>139629012
Don't worry about it, friend. I'm happy to dump cute.
>>139629066
That I can agree on.
>>139616627
This CG makes me like Kurisu more than anything in Steins;Gate itself.
I just cannot find appeal in standoffish and unsociable behavior. Tsundere is not for me.
>>139628350
of all the times i've entered the site i've only seen 1.064759 and 1.129848
>>139629566
One day you will see the light.
I'm really glad to see I'm not a lone nut when it comes to being obsessed with the goddess known as KURIS-TINAAAA!
>>139629566
But think about the deredere underneath!
>>139629759
Kurisu isnotmy waifu becauseno matter what, I'll never make her as happy as Okabe would.
>>139629882
You need to be as awesome as Okabe to be worthy of your own Kurisu.Which you're incapable of, so you'll be forever alone. ;_;
>>139629882
It's truly sad that the best thing you can do for your waifu is not exist with her
>>139629983
It's not sad. I'm 3d, and 3d is a cruel existence. I mean, all 3d ever did is hurt me, I don't want to pass that to someone else.
>>139630089
Come now, Christina wouldn't approve of that attitude.
>>139629879
I prefer the more honest girls who don't have a repellent persona to burrow through first.
Mayuri and Suzuha are my favorites in S;G.
>>139630462
Is she talking to Daru or Takumi?
DON'T OPEN AT ANY COST
>>139630613
Fuck I forgot the spoiler
Was the movie any good?
>>139630715
Not really
>>139630715
If you wanted to see more interaction between Okabe and Kurisu, then it was really good in that respect.
>>139629596
After digging some more, seems like two more numbers will be shown later.
Is there any sprite of Amadeus blushing?
>>139626037
I would rape Okabe
He's too cute not to
>>139630613
I want to fuck Kurisu.
And then maybe Mayuri.
Time for a dump of a comic.
>>139631625
>I want to fuck Kurisu.
Doesn't everyone?
Damn, I need to get a 4chan gold
>>139631446
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>>139631852
>>139631889
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>>139631991
Thank you, based Anons. You made my day.
>>139632087
Just giving back to the people who gave to me.
>>139626237
Hnnnng, you're killing me here.
>>139631747
Not necessarily.
Well, actually, pretty much.
>>139632411
Seiiiiraaaaa...
I like how the Amadeus sprites look like Kurisu while still feeling like they're their own individual.
>>139632411
Funny how the costume designed to be as lewd as possible still isn't as lewd as her regular clothes.
Makise Kurisu more like Max Shit
>>139632523
Her normal outfit is lewd in tune with her build and personality. That outfit, while lewd, would be lewd on any old slut.
>>139630715
In a vacuum it's pretty good. In the context of the series, it's fucking garbage.
The bonus episode takes a step back before taking a step forward in terms of characterization.
The movie takes a step back, then a step forward, then another step back.
It's absolutely infuriating if you have any fondness for the original ending, which is retroactively ruined.
>>139632574
Makes sense.
>>139632535
Cringeworthy
>>139632574
Not to mention that it's lewd, but not slutty, whereas Seira is just designed for jerking off.
Plus Kurisu doesn't know it's lewd, which is extra so.
>>139632617
It's even worse when they just decide that after Okabe went through absolute hell to save Mayuri and Kurisu, the girl who he maintained his sanity because of, he could just not handle long-distance because it's just too hard, all for the sake of drama. And it was the worst kind of drama.
>>139632617
>That OVA ending with the hard cut to credits right as the dialogue started mirroring the dialogue of the kissu scene from the VN/main show
Good stuff.
>>139632755
Got any screenshots of Kurisu's cute emails? I love her use of emoticonsand memes
>>139632720
>It's even worse when they just decide that after Okabe went through absolute hell to save Mayuri and Kurisu, the girl who he maintained his sanity because of, he could just not handle long-distance because it's just too hard, all for the sake of drama. And it was the worst kind of drama.
Yup. Exactly.
>>139632736
It would have been great if they hadn't shat on the original ending to get there.
>>139632755
>you will never have Mayuri as your little sister
>>139632840
The OVA was contrived and dumb but I think saying it shat on the original is going a bit far. I fully agree about the movie doing so, though. Good thing neither are canon tonthe VN.
>>139632872thank god
>>139632913
If you don't like Mayuri you have no soul.
>>139632968
I don't want to fuck my little sister
>>139633001
>I don't want to fuck my little sister
Are you gay?
>>139633034
no, I just have standards
Anyone wanna post copyrighted music relevant to themes of the show?
I'll start.
https://youtu.be/Y3Sn2d23kq0
https://youtu.be/tBIps187MKk
>>139628843
Reading;Steiner?
All those people shitting on the movie are forgetting Tipsy Tsundere.
>>139632872
Mayuri is for headpats and fugging
Imoutos are for headpats but NOT for fugging
Therefore Mayushii can never be an imouto.
>>139632905
>incredibly romantic ending where Okabe and Kurisu are reunited through time and space
>OVA opens with Kurisu having fucked off to murrica and when she gets back she's returned to full tsun mode
It removes all ambiguity from the original ending and takes the romance away with it.
>>139633066
Have a higher res version of that anon.
>>139633090
Hello no. I wish, I could be a god among men and be actively translating zero RIGHT NOW
>>139633129
One good thing that wasn't enough to recover the rest of it.
>>139633129
Scenes like that and this are why the movie was pretty great in a vacuum.
But then it gets to the ending and Okabe and Kurisu are even further apart than they were in the previous two endings.
>>139633187
>forgetting the shirt scene
>>139633207
All I'm saying is that something that's flawed completely in the premise, regardless of how many good things it has or well-executed it is, is still inherently flawed. And when the flaw is that it completely trashes the value of the main character's actions in the main series, it's bad.
>>139633139
Thank.
>tfw you can't decide between all of the steins;girls
kill me
>>139633333
Absolutely phenomenal quints my man.
Tier 1:
>Kurisu
>Suzuha
>Mayuri
Tier 2:
>Boy Luka
>Faris
Tier 3:
>Girl Luka
>Moeka
>>139633191
>Ducktail Kurisu
We need more of this.
>>139633372
>Even Kurisu's shirts are memespouting
Impressive.
>>139633631
Ducktail?
>>139633744
>he doesn't have a meme shirt
Is the True End the best end? How is it different from the anime?
>>139633803
It's the only end were Kurisu and Mayuri survive, so yeah.
>>139633803
Just minor details are changed, don't worry.
>>139633895
So if I watched the anime is it worth it to play the VN? Or would you say the anime was a great adaption?
>>139633756
Sort of like a short ponytail that's held up and probably not super practical in real life. No relation to the actual male haircut of the same name.
>>139633803
It's the best end and the anime adapts it. You know that episode where you think it's over but the credits get interrupted by a phonecall? That happened in the VN too and is how it leads out of the Kurisu end into the true one if you triggered all the flags.
>>139633928
It's a pretty damn good one. The VN is a better experience, but if you were to go one then the other you picked the wrong order. Play the VN in a year or so.
>>139633928
As an adaptation it's good, but the VN is way better. Since it's from Okabe's perspective, it plays out a lot differently.
Some of the chapters drag on a bit, though.
Save this thread!
Is Diet Dr Pepper a drink for intellectuals or am I just a poser?
>>139634654
>drinking "diet" anything>drinking any soda
Honestly with how much soda Okabe drinks you'd expect him to have a kidney stone by his thirties.
>>139634709
>kidney stones
>>139635127
ugh
>>139633928
You SHOULD play the VN as well. The anime was a faptastic adaptation, save the artwork which is 100 times better in the VN. Based huke.
>>139635127
No one asked for a picture. Why the fuck would you bump the thread with that. At least spoiler that shit man.
And my point was that fat fucks that do nothing but drink that meme liquid and eat shit can actually get those.
>literally peeing a rock
Worse than death. I'd take Okabe's time loops with open arms.
>>139635127
I'm 21 and still haven't had a kidney stone, stop scaring me
>>139635285
At least he made the thread evolve.
>>139635354
Yeah, a good thread into a shitty one.
>>139635285
>I'd rather endure several months worth of PTSD-inflicting hell on earth than a moment of physical discomfort
>>139635367
At least it's alive.
Say, who wants to talk about 0 (no spoilers) ?
>secretly
>>139635596
0 is better than the original and I have no idea how Okabe hasn't killed himself yet.
>>139635649
Same here. I mean, look at him.
>>139635649
He couldn't even if he wanted to. Convergence is a bitch.
>>139635482
You don't get a waifu or a new appreciation for life from peeing a fucking pebble.
>>139635649
He attempted once in S;G out of desperation in hopes that the worldline would change. He was going to slit his throat with the knife that killed Kurisu too, but Suzuha confiscated it.
I'm impressed he managed to make it another 15 years. Isn't a good chunk of SG0 just him fighting panic attacks and shit?
>>139635649
Because he knows it's worthless, he's not going to die until 2025.
are there any good KURIIISTIIIIIIIINA figures released?
>>139635799
0 is psychological as hell, but also it just wouldn't be Steins;Gate if it wasn't also at least 20% just Okabe getting dicked over no matter what he does. It's a fantastic storyline but also pretty damn depressing.
>>139635808
Do not hotglue
>>139635799
>I'm impressed he managed to make it another 15 years.He found his hope after a year, and spent the rest of 14 years constructing the plan.
>>139635771
I'll give you that one, anon.
>>139635804
That's even more miserable. Wanting to end your own suffering but not even bothering to try, because you know the universe won't allow it.
>>139635127
Those are gallstones. Fucking sensationalist websites using the wrong image over the story of some chink guy.
>>139635998
yep, kidney stones can be jagged as fuck. gallstones are a blessing in comparison, a gallstone is either removed through surgery or broken up into tiny tiny pieces using ultrasound which you then piss out.
kidney stones are like pissing a razorblade, so i've heard
>>139635952
I remember the VN quite matter of factly stating that Okabe would've killed himself himself if Suzuha hadn't gotten the knife out of his hand after the first attempt, I don't think I could take a whole VN of that.
>>139636135
Yupp, that's pretty much the whole theme. Okabe can never catch a break. He went from being a chuuni university student that would have been perfectly content to continue fucking around with his few friends and building stuff for fun straight to an emotional shell of a human who is responsible for the deaths of effectively thousands of his closest friends and his first and only love.
>>139635482
>physical discomfort
>moment
I don't think you understand that you're forcing a pebble that can be an inch or more in diameter through your penis. Your penis will never be the same.
>>139636135
If you watch the scene where he tries together run over by the SUV, you can see a smile growing on his face as it gets closer. He certainly seems ready to die, and that was even before he killed his waifu.
>>139636135
The soundtrack actually gives a decent amount of insight into the difference between zero and the original. Just listen to zero's "Gate of Steiner" soundtrack and you can pretty readily feel the more depressing theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRDAXY3Rsv8
>>139636515
god i can't wait for the new series. pv when?
also i'm glad the vn is coming to pc
Why does she wear her jacket like that?
>>139636570
5pb is a fashion model in disguise.
Also she a cute so she can do what she wants.
>>139636515
That's actually the most hopeful song sinceit's the True End theme.
You should've linked the actual Zero Gate of Steiner variant, Messenger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lImwyFWomvM
It's called Messenger becauseZero Okabe is the Messenger from 2025.
>>139636721
>the most hopeful is still depressingMy heart hurts for Okabe ;_;
>>139636721
Nah, this one is a lot more depressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlytTEODF_o
>>139629882
>kuccbois
>>139636891
That one's meant to be depressing though, sinceit's the Bad End theme.
>>139636891
How will White Fucks adapt 0? Everyone know they're a shit studio now, so they won't bother to do justice anymore. Money is all that matters.
>>139636928For some reason, I want it to replace "Believe Me" track when Okabe reads Mayuri's mail in Vega/Altair.
>>139637059
That would be fucking heartbreaking. Even more than that scene already was.
>>139629983
Isn't this literally what Okabe devoted his entire life to doing?
>>139636960
Adapting it wouldn't be that hard, unless they went full retard.
>>139637219
>Adapting it wouldn't be that hard
Actually the way the game is structured makes it inherently difficult to adapt. They need to adapt at least two of the routes, ideally one of them twice.
How hard is it to get Dr. Pepper in non-freedom countries and how much does it cost
>>139637295
That depends. What non-freedom country do you have in mind.
>>139637316
Surprise me
>>139637251
>ideally one of them twice
Wait, how
Shouldn't it beRinascimento>Vega and Altair>True end?
>>139637375I'd personally suggest Vega/Altair -> Rinascimento -> Vega/Altair -> True
If only because you get the difference in the route afterwards.
>>139637330
Ah actually never mind reading comprehension
>>139637415>wanting them to repeat shit
If any other route gets adapted, it should be Gehenna
>>139637564
I completely agree, actually. I'm of the opinion that Gehenna should've been a forced first route,
In an ideal world, it would goGehenna -> Rinascimento -> Vega/Altair -> True
>>139637615
That would get the point across, but it would've been a mess to adapt.
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