This Japanese elementary school student stops you on the street, pulls out a ladder, climbs on top of it and calls you a manlet.
How do you respond.
Fluff her hair
Feel her poplars.
Call her short since she had to use a ladder just to be taller than me.
>>139580090
I'd prob kick that ladder.
>>139580090
>stops you on the street
>pulls out a ladder
From where? Her ass?
That's a pretty developed elementary schooler
>>139580090
What kind of elementary student has a chest like that
>>139580090
I've had enough of this shit in /tv/ and /fit/ and I still see this shit in /a/?
F U C K Y O U
;_;
>>139580090
I'd walk away. She probably says it japanese anyway
>pulls out a ladder
how? Is she just walking with a ladder everywhere?
>>139580090
Four years ago, when I was young and fresh and full of energy, I would have indulged in her nonsense and hugged her or walked her home gently or banged her.
Now I am perpetually tired, depressed, and bitter. So if Poplar tries to act smug with me today, I would tell her to fuck off and watch her run away crying with a mixture of shame and satisfaction.
>>139580090
>4'7" perma shortstack
Marry her and hope the kids get my genes.
>>139580090
Climb the ladder and call her short
>>139580090
I'm 6'3", she could be standing on top of the ladder and I'll still tower over her.
Remember not to visit Poplar Avenue when I go wherever I'm going next.
>>139580501
>ladder less than 2'
Nigga you what?
>>139580090
Is Poplar taller than Yuno?
>>139580570
Isn't the average height in japan 5 feet?
>>139580615
>Isn't the average height in japan 5 feet?
Average male is 5'7" female 5'4"
Surprisingly not that far behind the American average.
Don't know if any elevens hit 6'2"+ though. Never seen one.
>>139580225
>grow, grow, grow...
Pick her up and take her home. If I laugh people will think her cute screams for help are only playing.
Lift her skirt.
>>139580723
>Don't know if any elevens hit 6'2"+ though.
I wouldn't be surprised when I went there quite a few 5'10-6' (high school) kids I saw
Don't recall seeing anyone taller than me (6')
Ask her if she even lifts.
>less than a foot taller than her normally
At least I get off on verbal abuse, I guess.
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>>139580090
>>139580903
>sub 5'7"
>>139580723
I think 5'2 is more accurate for females
>>139580990
Yeah I fucked up, 5'4" is american female. 5'2" eleven
>>139580723
I fucking knew it. Average american height is 5'7 for males right?
right? ;_;
>>139580970
Having the genetics of two 5'0 chink parents isn't fun.
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>>139580795
How can manlets even consider themselves male? They're literally genetically made to be forever a boy.
>>139581058
If you count mexicans and asians
>>139581058
You'll always be a manlet.
>>139580090
Also I'd mess up her hair
I want a Poplar to lightly tease
I want one
I want a Poplar
I WANT one
>>139581093
Boys are males, anon
>>139581120
I meant men
Ignore her, walk by and look up her skirt
>>139581058
Average white american male is king of manlets. 5'10"
>>139581059
>asian
At least nobody expects you to be tall.
>>139581093
It's a bit relative, though. Here in burgerland, anything 6'+ is considered tall as fuck. But at only 6'2" I look puny next to my relatives from Iceland.
>>139580090
Kick the ladder, grab her, steal a kiss from her, walk away because I am apparently now an anime protag and I can do this shit.
>>139580225
fucking /tv/ and /fit/ has ruined me. I really don't get annoyed with this manlet posts but last week a cute girl was eyeing on me while waiting at the elevator. I'm quite good looking as well but she's 5'9 + heels I think while I'm only 5'8. Any other day I would have introduced myself and banged her but seeing a tall woman got me all spaghetti'd
fucking /tv/ and /fit/ also please don't let this shit spread around in /a/
>>139581213
>anything 6'+ is considered tall as fuck
>the mamlet cutoff is considered "tall"
Holy shit the manlet delusions is rife with this one. You're nothing more than the king of manlets with 6'2
>who /7'masterrace/ here?
>>139581268
you fell for the manlet meme, and now you're losing your shit around women
sorry to hear about your autism
>>139581268
Nice blog faggot.You should leave /tv/ and /fit/ for a while. Those places do terrible thing to you mentally, especially /fit/. Thank me later.
>>139581299
yeah I know. that shit used not to bother me but now its kinda got me
>>139581319
i like lifting and stuff. my home boards are /fit/ and /pol/ lift and be redpilled
>>139581277
>anything above 6'4" or so
Hope you don't mind getting on gear, otherwise you'll never leave twinkmode.
>>139581344
LOL
>>139581344
>my home boards are /fit/ and /pol/ lift and be redpilled
And that's why you're a troubled faggot.
>>139580090
She's gonna need a big ladder. I'm 6.6, thus all I have to do is wait until she realizes that and jump from the ladder to pin my dick.
>>139581277
giraffe trying to prove something, good look with all pain you're gonna deal when you're old, 1m 83cm is perfect men height
>>139581456
>1m 83cm is perfect men height
>barely 6"
>perfect men height
>>139581361
Thanks but I'm literally /2/3/4/5/ natty. I will tower over you no matter how jacked your manlet gains will get you.
>>139581547
DYEL detected. Why don't you run back to your manlet cave now, little boy.
>>139581506
> thinking that only thing that matters is being attractive to girls
>its another normalfags blogging thread
>>139580723
>3 inches
>not far
don't know if trolling or not.
>>139581567
What? What the fuck are you even talking about? I don't go on /fit/ dude, that's why I'm asking you what these dank memes are.
She's probably already taller than me without the ladder so I just pretend she can't see me from so high
>>139581268
I already learnt, why don't you?
>>139581604
>b-but there's more to life than girls and sex
>while he's struggling to even be considered a functioning member of society
>implying tall men can't both lead fulfilling lives and get bitches at the same time
Cry me a river, manlet.
>>139580090
>Implying she would goes to YOU
>Implying she wouldn't goes to the average MC looking guy next to you
Why is most of /a/ so self centered?
>>139581512
>2/3/4/5/ natty
>6'4"+
Serious doubts.
>>139581547
Google Rippletits and begin your journey.
>>139581604
>implying I care about girls
I like being able to reach the top shelves of places with ease.
>>139581717
>would goes
>wouldn't goes
>mongoloid trying to communicate
Someone get the camera
>>139581691
Fuck off normalfag you are not welcome to /a/.
>>139581764
Not anime and manga.
Fuck off.
>>139581763
>implying tall men can't get attention but at the same time loathe it because they are just as autistic as any of you
>normalfag
That's why I'm on /a/ and /fit/, faggot
>>139581755
>Can't refute
Have fun being retard.
/fit/ is worse than /pol/. Fuck off normals.
>>139581802
Oh no I completely agree with you, I wanted to give him information and I just forgot to sage.
>>139581691
just look at this normal
>>139581820
There's nothing to refute because your points are literally inconsequential
>calling someone else a retard
Not surprised the irony is lost on a braindead mongoloid like you
>>139581817
>h-hey guys I'm a gigantic normalfaggot literally b-but I'm still one of the guys!!
>>139581764
Oh. I'm a fag whose entire exercise regime is dumbbells, core exercise and pressups at home, plus tons of running. Sounds cool though.
>>139581909
You have to do compound lifts with low reps and good form regularly, if you ever want to get big enough.
>>139581817
wherever we implied that, instead of /a/ you should go /soc/
>>139581909
>brosplitter
Enjoy lmaonocore
>>139581893
>>139581928
>drei becomes super edgy shit and leaves all the loliservice out
How do you go from such a winning premise to the shit it is now?
>>139581957
I don't. I have a fairly big bone structure so piling on muscle would make me look like a monster, I just try not to get fat.
NIgga I'm 6'4" that's a tall ass ladda
>>139581976
>doesn't know what normalfag means
Holy shit the new is obvious
Tallfags and manlets please leave
If you you to blog
>>>/soc/
>>139581993
No /fit/
These memes mean nothign to me
>>139581957
Ripetits please
>>139582008
>typical DYEL delusion
You look like a fat ass, idiot. Without compound exercises you'll snap your shit up and your torso would look like shit
>>139582034
average guys only right? 5'8 - 5'10 can stay right?
>>139580090
that is not a ladder. it's actually a stepladder. they're different.
>>139582058
OK. I look good enough for myself. I can fit into normal clothes and they don't feel uncomfortable. I don't care what I would look like to /fit/. I just wanted to know what all that stuff meant.
>>139582124
>>139582102
>>139582096
Fuck off
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>139582110
If you're going to imagespam can you at least use shit with decent art?
This is deviant-tier
>>139581093
>genetically made to be forever a boy
If I didn't age in other ways that I wouldn't have a problem being a shota forever as long as I was qt
>>139582124
By any chance are you that delusional idiot a few months back where he thinks he won't need a beginner routine because he's "lifted before" and "looks skinnyfat but good"?
If so I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. And by the sounds of it you haven't even begun lifting.
>>139582172
Fuck off
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>139582171
That's what the Manlets Support Association of /fit/ is aiming to do. We're going to lobby the government to subsidize HRT to the manlets so that they get to become the girl/trap that they've always destined to be.
>>139582096
People that doesnt need to post their height on a chinese cartoon board to cry about it / feel better about themselves can stay
>>139582170
That's too puffy, it's just balls now
>>139582008
>big bone structure so piling on muscle would make me look like a monster
Anon, that is a lie. Unless you have some serous doctor certified medical condition, that is a lie. You won't look like a monster, you have to put over a decade of round the clock work to look like a monster, you don't just start doing compounds and then look like a bodybuilder the very next day. It's all about efficiency, anon.
>>139582058
You can stop being a faggot, spouting fit meme in you insecure air of superiority. Ever /fit/-fag who's starts getting an inch of muscle somewhere after their first 6 months to a year and a half has been though it. I've been through it, other oldfags have been though it. Stop, and humble yourself.
>>139582172
I don't know what half of those words mean, so no. I don't care to lift, as long as I can't pinch my stomach then I'm fine to me.
>>139582250
Fuck off
>>>/fit
>>>/soc/
>>139582250
Been through what? Compound lifts? And you're proud of that just because you can lmao1plate DL? Fucking DYEL retard.
>>139582274
Thank you spooky skeleton
>>>/fa/
>>139582302
Fuck off
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>139582247
Beat me to it.
>>139582302
No anon, the way your talking. I've been going on /fit/ way longer than you have. And there's a phase when every year in /fit/-izen thinks they're hot shit to overcompensate.
Everyone's been though that phase.
Pick her up
>>139582403
Fuck off
>>>/fit/
>>>/soc/
>>139582403
>your
>claims to be an oldfag
>pretends to be "mature"
Fuck off back to bb, miscer.
>mfw asian at 5'10", think I'm hot shit
>mfw realize the other measurement stereotype is still trueGrow, grow, grow...
>>139580090
I'm still taller than you, even when you're on that ladder. And I prefer super short girls. So why don't you come down from that ladder and we'll go get something to eat.
Is squats and oats an old meme now
>>139582433
Yeah, sure anon.
Is this the point where you're going to reply to me to have the last laugh?
I don't make minimum wage, Poplar.
>>139582446
>>139582446
The manlet cutoff for Asians is 6'. Time to get shin extension surgery anon, you're so close
>>139582542
>6'
>for asians
that's too highI'm only 5'5 ;_;
>>139582602
Despite what media tells you, plenty of women like short guys because they're 'cute'. You just have to be outgoing and talk to them. If you are both short and an insecure quiet guy, you're screwed.
>>139582774
>3DPD shit
Fuck off.
>>139582813
>guy keeps talking about he sucks with women
>someone responds to him
>OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT 3D!
You're about six posts too late to complain.
>OP posts an image of a shortstack
>guy keeps spamming lolis
>>139583031
Fuck off normalfag.
>>139580090
[x] Marry Poplar
>>139583072
Fuck off Loli spammer.
>>139583156
Take your shitty blogging thread somewhere else.
>>139583185
Take your shitty loli spamming to a loli thread.
>>139581456
>tfw 182
feels good to have slav genes
>>139583232
>Japanese elementary school student
I'm pretty sure he's in the right thread.
>>139583340
>popura
>elementary school student
Fucking idiot.
>>139580090
Molest her
>>139580090
Blow myself up taking her with me.
>>139580676
>>139580090
>140cm
Perfect.
Would date, fuck, marry, have kids and grow old with.
>>139581213
>5'10"
I fuckin made it
>>139580305
>>139581213
>Average white american male is king of manlets. 5'10"
I should thank my Spanish and Dutch ancestors.
>>139581691
>all these manlets pretending not to be manlets
>functioning member of society
that's almost no one on this site buddy
>>139581213
>5'10"
Seifu.
>>139580090
Poplar doesn't need a ladder, she's already taller than me without it.
>>139580090
Stand on my tip toes
>>139580090
>stops you on the street
>implying I'd stop
>implying I wouldn't just say I don't have any change and keep walking
>>139580090
Well, she ain't wrong, I am really a manlet only 8 inches taller than her.
>>139586510
>tfw 8 inches shorter than her
Call her a bug
>>139580547
Poplar Avenue is full of niggers.
>>139587310
IMPLYING BUGS HAVE PONYTAILS
CALL HER ASHETLANDPONY
THIS LITTLE SHIT IS A BUG
>>139580090
Take it like a bitch, obviously
Kick the ladder.
>half the threads loli posting
>other half is /fit/ talk and lanklet v. manlet wars
Whats going on?
>>139587442
Stupid fucking forward-facing pony tails.
>>139581268
Normalfags blogging about their daily lives witg 3DPD are now allowed on /a/.
Good job, mods.
>>139582166
It's better than all this crossboard blogging and rampant shitposting. Either post poplar butt or pls go N stay go
>>139580817
This.
>tfw 6'2" femboi who will never get to be little spoon
>>139580090
I'd honestly burst out laughing.
