Another thread for the best imouto in the universe
>>139578717
Close
But there are two imoutos who share statuses equal to one another
>>139578717
Can't argue with that.
>>139578808
They are indeed the cutest.
>>139579022
Imouto overload? Happens to the best of us.
Iris is love, Iris is life
Childhood friend > Imouto
>>139579439
Sumika is shit
>>139579308
Iris’s not a human so much as she is a Barbie Doll, except instead of plastic, she’s molded from untempered wish fulfillment.
>>139579475
Go away cockroach, I'll enjoy Meiya's lunches and Meiya's company
Go shit yourself and stay useless at lacrosse
>>139579439
>>139579475
>>139579439
Sumika is cute.
>>139579680
Stop fapping to dead commies.
I hope Sylwia is happy in the afterlife
Would it be bullying to wear red wig and ask Lise to call you Heinz? What would Lise do?
>>139580404
Probably cry and run away.You bully
>>139579470
Perfect!!!
>>139580140
How could she be happy in presumably Hell (since I assume she's killed humans before)?
>>139580404axmann-sama~
Last thread had only 16 posters.
I hope this one will have more
>>139580816
I doubt we'll go above 20.
>>139580837
If we dont reach the former numbers we had then this is just a circle jerk.
40-60 different posters at the end of the thread would be good.
>>139580953
It's been a circlejerk for like three threads m8.
>>139580953
>>139580980
Man Lise has some massive knockers what the hell
It clashes with my image of her as an imouto but she really does have a slut-tier body.fucking THEO
>>139580816
>16
Yea I don't believe that for one second
I want to punch Lise in the face.
>>139580953
Numbers would rise by tomorrow if the thread survives. Until the next muv luv update there really is much to do but circle jerk, and SM won't be in the spotlight again for several months at least.
>>139581048
>Lise has some massive knockers
Stasi kept touching that and it grew big
>>139581049
Seems like if you were not there at the end of the thread then you wont be shown the number of posters.
pic related the thread before the last one.
Well if we all keep coming back then lets do this.
>>139581048
She was born to fit the mold of Theo's desire.
>>139581184
>Model: Lise Hohenstein
>Picture submitted by: H. Axmann
>>139581184
>after that magazine shoot Lise was gangbanged by the photographers and their crew
I want to make Yui my wife.
>>139581163
This is what I had for the thread before last
>>139581206
>>139581223
People sure do like making dirty talk about Lise.
>>139581276
Would she be creeped out if you suck on those fingers?
>>139581276
Don't make me show this shit to Theo
>>139581276
Dirty talk is even more cleaner than Lise
>>139581306
>anime version
She outright told him all about it, knock yourself out.
>>139581302
She doesn't like having her hands touched.
>>139581048
>>139581184
This is the power of imouto love.
>>139579542
F-22kun is also a good imouto.
>>139581276
Lise is like one of three girls that I have the dual desire to protect and cuddle, while also wanting to pound until she can't think straight
She somehow has perfect lewdness and triggers my protection instinct at the same timethis don't make sense desu
>>139581475What do you mean
>lock Lise in a creepy, badly-lit room
>do everything to make her feel like this is going to be hardcore rape the kind of which she has never experienced before
>appear in a creepy suit that looks like a mix between a slasher movie villain suit and gimp outfit
>when she loses all hope start a cuddling and headpatting session full of telling Lise she's cute
>>139580785
Good girls go to Heaven.
Bad girls go to VALHALLA!
>>139581576
That's not how it works.
>>139581508
It means that protection instinct should preclude fucking her senseless but I want to anyway.
>>139581558
That's possibly more creepy than just outright raping her mang.
Possibly.
I can see though the obvious methodology. The contradictory action-result loop is thrown out of whack. It makes it easier to tune her soul.
>>139581558
>hardcore rape the kind of which she has never experienced
Lise done disgusting shit that would make pornstars and snuff producers cringe
>>139581634
Fite me, fegit!
>Lise thread
>>139581906
Problem mister?
>>139581906
Lise is used to people hating her.
Lise and Katia are for adopting and buying frilly dresses to
>>139568745
>If we ever see anything between the two, chances are it'll be this.
How painful would it be though? If that happened, wouldn't it be another sort of tragic end? She literally just finding, realizing love again before perishing.
Hell, he doesn't even have to have joined her Stasi for it to work like that. To twist the knife further, he could hate her, hate in extremis.
>>139582000
Checked.
>>139581978
Don't forget a copious amount of ribbons
>>139582011
Beatrix bares the weight of all the sin in the world on her shoulders. Suffering is her comfort zone and more than that she believes she deserves it. Not much you can do to help a person who thinks they belong in hell, and you might regret trying. Ask Walther.
Too much Lise, not enough Beato.
Post Beato, so that the Frontlines hold!
>>139582114
>Beatrix bares the weight of all the sin in the world on her shoulders
Nah. Like, that's poetic, but nah.
>>139582291
Real talk - how long would be long enough to hold on for? Using Muv-Luv logic, not IRL logic because IRL logic dictates the BETA would've been blown the fuck out long ago.
Like, Bea wants to hold on as long as possible, but what's the minimum length she absolutely must hold out for in her mind?
>>139582399
That really depends.
Are there any friendly socialist contries that want to help and exist in muv luv?
>>139582291
I want to catch her masturbating just to see her blush.
>>139582466
>are there any friend[s]
Kek
>>139582466
Nope, all commie Nations are by this point frontline Nations. Or BETA food.
>>139582601
hehe
>>139582612
Well I was thinking about central and south america.
Maybe africa too.
>inb4 we send 40000 friendly cubans to help East germany.
Too easy.
>>139582114
True enough. But that's the beautiful irony. She possibly has another avenue, a chance, and by the time she realizes it, it's too late.But beyond that, I really would like to see a Theo/Beato route. The chances of course are nil if anything.
>>139582399
No Idea, its not like she had planned that far ahead. But if she manages to hold until 1985, its a net gain over what happened in canon.
>>139582737
>not the edit
>>139582349
I exaggerated a bit for dramatic effect.
>>139582713
"Big happy stasi family" with Lise and her Onii-chan and Onee-san is the closest it might get if at all. Something tells me the Lise route will still have a tragic end never mind what horrors would accompany a Beato route. It'd be a dark path Theo would have to follow in order to keep up with a woman like that.
Posting best girls.
>>139581247
She's my wife, back off.
Kiss Lise everyday and make her happy.
>>139583179
Yui has been my waifu for years now.
>>139583256
I called dibs on Yui ages ago, I know Yui is lovely but you can leave now.
>>139580980
>>139580953
Does she pump her tits with Helium for her oniic-han?
Where is my Muv Love Total Eclipse Alternative season 2?
Give me back my Yuuya
>>139582915
Muv Luv is one dark path, friend. The big happy Stasi family would have to be Lise's route (assuming she doesn't defect to the 666th). And it wouldn't be so big, or so happy at the end. But maybe they'd make it.
Beatrix's presumable route would practically necessitate Lise's death pretty early on, especially if there is love involved. But even if it's completely sweet and it ends up being a "good" end, a hopeful end, it'll involve a lot of bittersweet tears, and spilled blood. Their love would be the only thing they have left after the end.
What would be truly horrible in a Stasi path is if Stasi Theo has to kill any of the 666th later on. Not sure I could handleTheo ending up killing Pham.
After looking japanese sites about that Muv-Luv VR event, doesn't look like that special. Saw some pictures of people running in trenches with AK-47 and shooting tank class with them.
>>139583583
>expected tsf simulator
>its a being devoured simulator
>>139583669
Well, there is a picture of TSF too, but only these shitty looking trench pictures looked like gameplay part. I can't' read moon sadly.
http://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/20160404_751390.html
http://www.gamespark.jp/article/2016/04/04/64890.html
>>139583324
It was a Stasi experiment to see if BETA would respond to silicone based life forms.
What's Sylwia's backstory? Did she have a hard life?
>>139583441
Theo is very morally ambiguous in the VN, after all there is an option to kill Katia the second he finds her.
I've got a feeling that out of an Iris, Katia, and Lise route which are the most likely 3, that Lise will be the 'bad guy' path. Which sucks because shes the one I want to see saved the most, but at the cost of everyone else? They're not gonna make this choice easy. Its all just different flavors of suffering.
>>139583954
She got raped when she was fifteen. Apparently it involved her best friend settling her out and she went from sweet and bubbly to guarded and bitter. Walther looked past her prickly exterior and saw a scared little girl who needed to be loved, and have her that love.
>>139583583
>>139583750
>expected a shitty, but maybe neat little TSF thing
>it's this
The other screenshots don't look nearly as bad, but that's disappointing. I wonder if anything will come of it, but playing as cannon fodder was not what I had in mind.
>>139583750
they could have integrated the tsf front game and just add compability for VR headsets but instead its this
oh well
>>139584146
Even if it's just for marketing purposes, this doesn't seem too great.
>>139583324
No, her body simply morphed itself gradually to fit his desires.
They share a tie of the blood, she can sense these things instinctually.
I'm getting into Muv-Luv plamo recently. Got myself a Takerumikazuchi and a black Typhoon, and I'll get one those as soon as I finish my Geara Zulu.
Help me decide between either a Mig-21 or a F-15 that I'm going to paint to look like Cipher.
>>139584680
F-15 probably.
Where do you get your figs from?
>>139583750
>>139584146
looks bad desu.
>>139583750
>>139584124
i was expecting a collaboration with the fanmade tsf unreal engine game, too bad.
Kouki in charge of ruining everyone day
>>139584864
Since I don't do a lot of gunpla/plamo, I only really use Amiami/1999 like the rest of the things I buyfag instead of specialty shops. If a particular model I want is out of stock in those sites, you can usually find it on Amazon, and if not, on Kotobukiya's official website, but it's going to be a bit more expensive.
>>139584947
why does kouki love despair so much
>>139585238
It feeds him
>>139585107
I see. I'm not very versed on where to get models and who makes the best and the like. Would like some from this though.
The thread is dying, just like Beato after getting penetrated.h-help me...Jurgen...
>>139586214
Ebin
>>139586719
Good post make more like this
sumika a best girl
>>139586892
Is it time to let the thread die?
>>139586989
Might be.
>>139586892
sumika a shitttttttttttttttttttt
>>139587070
fug
Where will I cry about how much I love Lise and how much Theo a shit if not here?
>>139587070
The thread might die but love never dies!;;-;;
>>139586989
>>139587070
>>139587201
We have been saying this in every thread last week.
>>139587303
Well that's okay.
>>139587326
fucking racoon
die
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unrtTjTujgM
>you will never play with Sylwia's hair
>>139587346
>being mean
>>139587498
suffering
>>139587353
I /NVA/ here!
>>139587353
/Cuba/ here
>mfw I got such a special feeling with the Soviet Union.
>>139587522
I want to be mean to Lise just to make her cry so I could apologize and wipe her tears.
>>139583134
Right here
>>139587563
But those are two boys Anon.
>>139587563
i want to lick gretel's armpits!
>>139587544
>tfw no Cuban MiG TSF with that GOAT colour scheme
>>139587563
Anette is wonderful
Gretel is a boy and a shit and needs to vacate the premises.
>>139587629
You will have to fight me for that
>>139587648
Feels bad
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is THE soundtrack, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel is alive and rocking to the latest Puhdy`s album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
and to some rock classics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6ZtGpSH4g
>>139587749
>>139587648
I highly doubt ML America would tolerate Cuban shenanigans this time around. Especially with the Soviet Union relying on American goodwill to survive, there is really no protection for Cuba. Without the help of other socialist states, they would simply collapse.
Then again, they let the Canadian threat metastasize...
>>139588113
What shenanigans?
The intervention in Angola?. That if anything proved that Cuban troops are top tier fightersCastro with a fortified suit when?
>>139588259
Berkut with machetes
>>139588259
Training and arming Insurgencies though Latin America. Hell I'm sure the Yanks will Free the Fuck out of anyone trying to start shit if it harms mankind as a whole.
>>139588323
They can start with Japan ;=)
>>139588354
Well, the dumbass japs trying to start shit got themselves killed, so no need to waste Ammo on them.
>>139588113
Not really. Cuban economy would greatly benefit by the BETA invasion (Time to export Sugar). Considerng that the Warsaw pact stayed strong after they got seperated from the Soviet Union, Im pretty sure the Cubans would have it good.
Then there is the question if the US have any will to do anything regarding the cubans if we consider real world history (Bay's of pig anyone? Did Vietnam even happen?) And then there is the whole "fighting a war on the moon for 3 years" thing. There is a rather large amount of things which have not been considered when the japs decide to build the muv luv world.
>>139588323
Real world Cuba stopped supporting violent groups etc in Latin America during the 1970's but instead started to talk to commie and socialist groups which their relationship with had been strained.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>139588500
>stopped supportign violent groups in the 70s
>what are the civil wars through Central America and the resurgent rebels in Colombia and Peru during the 80s.
>>139588801
oh im sorry, the exact words are
>"Since 1970, Cuba has virtually abandoned sponsorship of violent revolution in Latin Americas, and has worked to improve relations with Laton American Communist Parties, relations which had been strained in the 1960s by Cuba's support of guerrilla movemenrs often opposed by the bureaucratic, conservative, Moscow-backed Communist Parties.
But I dont think the dokument im reading from is from 1987 but 1977 so.......
>>139589047
And who is the Author of that document? Because I am having a hard time believing what it claims. Its true though that appart from the countries mentioned here>>139588801 most guerrillas had been practically eliminated and there was no point in continuing to support them.
>>139589372
http://www.foia.cia.gov/sites/default/files/document_conversions/89801/DOC_0000518406.pdf
Anon
Im CIA.
>>139589473
Thats pretty interesting. Thank you anon.
>>139589586
No problem anon, Just remember that you cant bring any friends.
>>139583399
http://pastebin.com/hNCBauyw
TE seaaon 2 would be a LOT of SOL til the veey end.
>>139590001
;_;
>>139589612
can i bring big guys?
>>139590001
Walter is such a nice guy. His intro in BiS has Beatrix meeting him after he rescues a lost puppy. Guy has a heart of gold.
best girl in muv luv universe
>>139590219
image be squashed as fuck yo
>>139590219
Enjoy been gettingnoble confidant'ed
>>139590231
Aspect ratio-san is back
>>139590219
that is not sumika
>>139590247
Best girls tend to get fucked up in Muv-Luv, that's nothing new.
>>139590323
Did she ever realize she was in love with Iris?
>>139590308
sumika lusts for BETA, unlike Meiya
>>139590323
and the cockroaches always survives
>>139590387
They can survive anything
Did someone say best girls?
>>139590323
It's always a little weird to me that a series based on an eroge with routes would make the hottest chick the unobtainable one that you have to kill.
>>139590422
Then why Yui is there?
>>139590449
Yuimoto a best!
serbposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ysT6YdK80
>>139590449
She's waiting forliberation
>>139590487
>>139590501
Dicks: 0
Friends: 0
>>139590323
>>139590374
I'm angry! I'm angry because there are no doujins! I'm angry that they'll never be doujins! I'm angry that the only penetration I'll see of her is the lethal type.
>>139590542
The only doujin so far is a shitty Iris one
I fell you
>>139590542
>tfw no vanilla Beatrix doujins
>tfw no femdom Beatrix doujins
>>139590323
>yeah I'm really hot, what about it?
>>139590625
why life
>>139590625
>feature Jurgen in a doujin
>make him sleep with Lise
forwhatpurpose.jpg
ah, the perfect thread, i need advice on waifu's everyone! Specifically, i need an anongram (?) for it, that represents kidnapping.
W.A.I.F.U. (maybe S)
but i can't think of anything.
>>139590762
I still don't understand the logic behind this.
>>139588259
By shennanigans, everything is meant.
Also, the Cuban troops are far far away from elite, in fact they did rather poorly in the Angolan War, even though they brought the biggest armored and mechanized forces seen in Africa since Rommel's Afrikakorps.
Literally a full scale invasion of Cuba would be a matter of walking in and kicking the door down. Bless their hearts, I know they try, but in the end, they're just too poor and undiscipined. Only a few regiments if that of diehard loyalists would resist an American invasion.
Castro is kinda icky but Raul in a fortified suit maybe?
>>139588500
Yes, but there's plenty of other countries that produce sugar. Most of the countries the BETA ate were not net sugar producers. Now spices? That's a different story.
Also, the Warsaw Pact didn't "stay strong" - they were simply left to fend on their own. Poland and Bulgaria already got eaten, and Romania will fall soon.
And yes, there is the will in ML universe. America tolerates no threats to a sabotage of the global war effort. For many decades, communist Cuba was only around because the Soviets had a defense treaty with Cuba - that treaty is likely null and void in our world (Russia afaik didn't make any efforts to renew the defense pact after they were the successor state to the USSR), and in the ML world definitely is, considering the Soviets simply do not have the resources to do something like that. Remember, they have most of their citizens and a lot of their industry on American soil.
And yes, obviously Vietnam happened (North Vietnamese ended up in East Germany due to those 'socialist brotherhood' schemes - of which Pham's comes from)
>>139588323
Basically. America is...much more interventionist in the ML timeline than even our own - I recall it's even mentioned the B-2 does indeed exist, and that one of it's main duties is keeping Latin American governments in line. Though again, why they didn't nip the Canadian problem in the bud is a mystery...
>>139590847
What
>>139590847
usually tentacle rapes are partially tolerable
but seeing that scene on the VN is unsettling
>>139590762
Was Lise at least cold as ice, like 'oh great another penis whoopee'?
>>139591146
organ "enhancing" is what made it disgusting
>>139585838
Avoid Revoltech at all costs. I never owned a Volks before, but I heard good things about the A3 line. They're really expensive, however. From pictures I saw, even though a Volks out of the box will look a million times better than an unpainted Kotobukiya, their articulation isn't as good, or so I've heard, and with most of the models, the actual mold itself seems to be lacking in detail when compared to Kotobukiya non-scales. They do have a far wider variety when compared to Koto, though.
>>139590001
>>139590188
Of course he's a nice guy! He's always been like that. Why do you think she chose him?
There's a reason it hurt for him to fight Bea, because he knew what a sweet person she was and what hardships she had already been through - to see her so deep in hell personally hurt him.
Hell, even Theo at his edgiest still respects him, and Walther from what we can gather is sort of an older brother/dad amalgation to him.
>>139590374
Well, there was immense hate too, from before, and after. But of course she loved...loves Iris. That's why she and Iris can't, won't let go of their personal war.
>>139590188
It's no Wonder Sylwai loves him so much and vice versa.
>>139591370
only if you aren't fun of Taimanin and Inyouchuu series
>>139591370
>>139591146
>implying my first board wasn't /d/
>implying I haven't been reading Saint Margareta Academy since it started
It's the emotional rape that gets you anon. The feels. Rape of the heart is much harder to deal with.
>>139590627
I dunno anon. It's accurate but...so short. More like,
>You like what you see, don't you? Sigh...It could be yours you know? Are sure you want to, knowing what I've done? Of course you do. The only question then is...are you brave enough?
>>139591677
>It could be yours you know
lmao, unless you're Jurgen you're shit outta luck
>>139591709They don't know that.I'm working off the character profiles mang.
so i just started reading the trilogy.
So is the first part supposed to be this overly cliche and happy? It's kinda unsettling since all i heard about this series
>>139591908
Yes. It is.
Enjoy it while you can. Seriously. You're going to need the happy memories for later.
>>139591908
They are setting up all the guro.
>>139591908
Enjoy it while you can
>>139591908
you would want to come back to the first part once you entered the alternative
Seriously
also pay attention to the weird things
>>139591908
Appreciate while you can.
>>139591908
>he thinks the happiness will last
You do know the Shakesperian arc of tragedy, right? Just soak those happy feels in for now anon. Just soak in them for now.And come back later after you're shell shocked, and re-read the first one.The horror was right in front of you, obscured by a thin veil, the whole time.
>>139591908
Good luck anon.
>>139591908
It take a while for the shit to start but when it does there's no stopping it.
so what do?
>>139592362
eat meiya's lunch
>>139592394But she didn't make it
>>139592362
already highlighted the correct one
>>139592433who cares
>>139592362
Flee :^)
>>139592362
>he didnt wait for few days to play superior Steam version
>>139592679
>few days
>>139592627
wellll
marimo really is great
i hope she does great
>>139592720
if you choose marimo you get bad end...
Suggest you play sumika and meiya only
>>139592362
Flee
>>139592758
I suggest he only plays Meiya route and fastforwards Sumika, because sumika is shit
>>139592795
That's what I did, except for sumika it crashed at the amusement park
Will the waifu wars ignite again when Steam release happens?
>>139592720
>liking marimo
i cant blame you
but stop
like stop man
Yo!
I have seen some people talk about japanese/chinese fics featuring Theo rescuing Lise or joining Beatrix but I have been unable to find them since there isn't a japanese counterpart of fanfiction.net.
Can someone post a link for this poor incompetent fool please :(?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNTx6ZogBbY
>>139592847
There is a fix for that on the fuwanovel forums.
>>139592920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
>>139592720
You are heading for trouble, my man.
>>139592362
I got to that choice today too.Obviously eat Meiya's.
>>139591087
Maybe they underestimated the Canadians? Wouldn't be the first time, though its hard not to. And they didn't plan for ALT V basically pulling them down to Canadas level in the first place.
>>139592720
Stay on the Marimo route anon, its fun, though it will not get you anywhere.
>>139593506
It was all an excuse for getting revenge of the buring of the white house
>>139592009
>also pay attention to the weird things
Like the giant limo?
>>139593643
Yessssss....
Like that...
>>139592720
i want to eat Marimo
This dude looks like a Ideon character
>>139593643
pay attention to the number "3"
>>139593784
Soldier-kun please
>>139593784
MArimo sure is tasty.
>>139592162
>>139592234
>everyone who's finished inside me at least ten times, please salute
>>139592720
i would love to chomp all her home made food
>>139592162
Why does she look so sad
>>139594163
Jesus m8, is that even allowed on a blue board?
>>139594163
at least put a spoiler tagPTSD is kicking in
>>139594228
Lad it don't make it any better.
>>139594228
just stop it
>>139593834
>pay attention to the number "3"
I saw other two times the "three". I thought it was a reference to Char.
>>139594327
You'll see that the number shows up repeatedly
>>139593828
Here's for you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwYOs08MCc
why'd âge copied a BGM from
starship trooper and gunbuster ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEXATrKzt9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkbWggwWUUE
what a shit game desu
>>139595084
>starship troopers
Gee I wonder why
>>139595176
>Gee I wonder why
Me too.
>>139595401
War against a bug like race and sutff you know
>>139581576
Sylvia would definitely qual for Valhalla. She was an honorable/virtuous warrior, and died in combat.
>>139595526
She went full Polish Hussar
Would Lise be resurrected as a demon attacking men, and literally sucking them dry?
>>139595648
Lise probably is more experienced at riding penis than some of the younger succubi, so yes.
Cute.
>>139596364
There's nothing cute about Slutia.
>>139596383
Katia is cute.
>>139596383
you did not just say that
>>139596383
>Katia
>a slut
She has neither the experience of Lise nor the slut body of Beatrix.
Cute.
>>139596609
I want to rape Lise'ribbons
>>139596867
>those massive tits
every time, how can she be an imouto
>>139596534
>Slut body
>>139597020
Beato knows she has a really hot body and is proud of it.
Why is Sylwia so sexy and why do I envy Walter so much?
>>139597056
He still called her a slut!
>>139597139
No I said she had a slut body, not that she was a slut.
>The BBC unearthed it in the official archives of the Stasi in Berlin.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35943428
>>139596364
>>139596609
Why are you this early?
>>139596383
>katia
>slut
what
>>139597066
Sex hair
>>139597164
I want to turn Axmann into Lise' sex slave as punishment.
>>139597170
>why are you
I'm not the usual poster, but I did it and now he can't use those pics :^)
>>139597221
That doesn't make any sense, ffs Axmann is so smooth at breaking people he could probably break Lise even as he's being tortured and make her his bitch, AGAIN, even if he's in chains
>>139597269
But can he break her with a ball-gag in his mouth?
>>139597223
ebin ruse :^)
>>139597307
Yes, just his gaze is enough.
>>139597180
Cuck countries
>>139597164
sunrise
>>139597180
Best girl on the right
>sm garbage will be completely forgotten when original trilogy is fully released in steam
Feels good
>>139597727
Why are you so upset?
>>139597667
>no waifus allowed
Gundam is love, Gundam is life.
>>139598383
well meme'd
I want to teach loli Lise some bad words and watch her innocently say them out loud
>>139598383
this gundam is better
>>139599044
And yet another reason to hire these two to babysit.
>>139599202
thats a plane you idiot
>>139599269
I would rather have Beatrix babysit me
I'd even play games with her
>>139590541
She still has onii-chan!
>>139600403
I want to know how Yuuya and Yui met in the Extraverse, since the age gap is too big for him to be a exchangee student.
gays pls
>>139599202
DIOSCURIA
>>139600755
3edge5me
>>139600557
I'm more curious about whether their mothers met.
>>139599044
>p-p-p...ungh!
>maybe you should try shouting.
>p-p... PUSSY!
>sweating.jpg
>>139600791
nilokeras
>>139600917
cute
>>139600917
dem pauldrons
>>139601116
>dem pauldrons
yo-yo
>>139591087
>Also, the Cuban troops are far far away from elite, in fact they did rather poorly in the Angolan War, even though they brought the biggest armored and mechanized forces seen in Africa since Rommel's Afrikakorps.
Explain furthur.
>Also, the Warsaw Pact didn't "stay strong" - they were simply left to fend on their own. Poland and Bulgaria already got eaten, and Romania will fall soon.
Considering they were able to fight for several years separted from their main supporter and supplier, the Soviet Union and did not fall apart. They are pretty strong.
>>139601234
no A-1 Pictures
919
>>139601294
Ignore the HATOcuck
http://www.cabinda.net/The-Cuban-Intervention-in-Angola.pdf
>>139601516
>HATOcuck
>>139578717
literally broken used goods
>>139601672
remove hato
Daily reminder that this is a T-62
What's the final boss of BETA?
>>139602041
The mother of course.
How would the girls react if they had to swear as an absolute order? What would they say? How would they say it?
>>139599269
Which one would be better at taking care of children?
>>139602168
Irisdina, hands down.
>>139602041
Kouki
>>139602082
Why don't they do a suicide mission to kill her? Humanity will lose by attrition.
>>139602168
They both have traits that'd make them great babysitter/mothers, and both have some pretty huge negatives.
BiS Iris isn't the saint she grows into, just like BiS Beatrix still has a huge heart.
>>139602313
"There's nothing more boring than a perfect heroine!"
>>139598383
But the 00-Raiser is a fucking piece of shit
>>139597180
>cum inside Stella
>marry Pham
>>139597221
Well, it's not like she was his sex slave, he didn't touch her, because he doesn't like filthy things.
>>139602463
both Hiroki and Watanabe confirm this.
>>139602811
He doesn't like pussy you mean.
>>139602839
That's also the reason
>>139601516
Thank you my dear friend.
Also to the anon whom responded to me about my Cuban shenigans. Considering that it's a very different world internationally starting from the 1950's,1967 and 1973...
There is no real proof that Cuba followed the same path they did as in the real world. The Soviets, their main supplier (and to every other commie regieme) is having it's hands full up with fighting BETA. The USA being a super power who is supplying the whole world and having fought the aliums on the Moon is having their hands full and is very angry if you disrubt the peace.
There are many paths the cubans could take that would allow them to stay in this world and be relevant.
They could ever since 1973 been sending troops to support the USSR meaning the bound which was formed during the 1975-77 Intervention in Angola was still formed. The Soviet's might have started to relocate equipment, people and factories etc to Cuba before they did it with the US (when they realized that Cuba does not have enough room for).
Or the Cubans, realizing that they could abuse the Soviets and get away with it, demanded information, schemes for building tank factories, high tech equipment. Models of the most latest soviet TSF in exchange for allowing key Soviet personel and families to live in Cuba from harm and danger.
They may also in both senarios formed a friendly US relationship and stopped supporting violent revolutions in Latin America and been on the "lets fight the BETA" train since they want to uphold the ideals of internationalism and so on and not get on the bad side of the US.
Or they could have gone full retard and gone the same way they did in the real world, thus making the US utteraly rape them to pieces and being used as a example for what happens when you try to stir shit up for the Latin American nations. This would somewhat explain why we have not heard about Cuba since they are now a US puppet but in my opinion, it's a rather boring alternative.
>>139602814
Hiroki was saying that Iris is his favorite and he had to resist her or fall into the same trap Theo did.
Owl and Kouki are both Beatrixfags while CARNELIAN and Hiroki are Irisfags.
>>139602956
Yeah, and Kouki and Owl are the ones doing the VNs/ writing and drawing the alternate routes. Wonder what this will mean for our favorite stasi girls.
>>139602956
アイリスディーナについて。アイリスディーナはメインヒロインのひとりとして、「主人公を導く存在」として考えられました。また、僕なりの「理想の指揮官像のひとつ」を投影しています。ただ、おかげであまりに完璧すぎて、テオドールには苦労させてしまったと思っています(汗)。
Irisdina is one of the main heroines and acts as a guide to the other characters. I projected my image of the "ideal commander [when writing her]". I had the same struggle as Theodor, [Iris] is simply PERFECT TOO.(sweat).
Irisdina is Hiroki's self-insertion character. A wish-fulfillment character associated with self-insertion undisguised representation of the author; as "a ludicrously empowered author proxy".
>>139602939
>Cuban TSF batallion "Camilo Cienfuegos"
fund it
>>139603280
I don't think you know what self inserting is.
>>139603670
self-insert when an author is blatantly identifying himself with a character,
>>139603280
Oregairu - Hayato Hayama is Watari's self-insert character.
>>139603975
> "I projected my image of the "ideal commander"
Misinterpreted. In that quote, he wasn't identifying with her or placing his own image into her. He was writing her based on what he thought to be an ideal. That's what he meant by "projected".
>>139603280
There is some self insert that actually good. The author just have to prevent the character from being a boring Mary/Marty sue and a wish fulfillment.
>>139604396
>じゃあ最終話登場の各ヒロインについてちょっとだけ呟きます。
>So I'll now mutter about the different heroines that appeared in the story.
The author was talking about how Beatrix, Iris, and Katia are heroines who each represent different aspects of his ideal [woman]. Katia is the most supportive, the one capable of healing, Iris is the wisest, the one who can guide you best, and Beatrix is the most devoted, her love for you would be unmatched.
He didn't mention Lise for some reason, but I'd imagine her theme would be sacrifice.
I wish BETA invasion would happen in real life so I would have a life purpose.
>>139604967
Go die in a trench?
>>139604857
her theme would be gorillion koks
>>139604990
Be an ace TSF pilot and save humanity.
>>139605112
So die in a trench it is.
>>139605027
Don't belittle the Swallow shes a hard worker.
>>139605027
The lingerie she wears is encrusted with the semen of gorillions
>>139605112
>implying
>>139604857
>Katia is the most supportive, the one capable of healing, Iris is the wisest, the one who can guide you best, and Beatrix is the most devoted, her love for you would be unmatched.
Which one's the best though?
>>139605254
The one not mentioned.
Nanjo and Hiroki talked about Lise.
https://twitter.com/uchidahiroki/status/710106354875117568
>>139605254
The cutest one
>>139604967
>I wish BETA invasion would happen in real life so I would have a life purpose.
>>139605403
I agree.
>>139605254
Just put it into a strawpoll, mate:
http://strawpoll.me/7280523
Iris being wisdom makes sense. She seems kind of cold (frigid) and is the most pragmatic character on the whole show.
Katia being the support heroine is also accurate. She brings out the best in others, but isn't exactly very strong on her own.
Beatrix being the "true love" heroine caught me by surprise though. Hiroki saying that she's the most devoted heroine is pretty funny, considering what she's like.
>>139604857
Irisdina's description fits perfectly with Mary-Sue.
>>139605777
Can you add Schwarzesmarken back to your name field; it makes it easier to filter you.
Thank you.
>>139605398
Talking about doing the voice more so than the character itself.
>>139605772
Her Man is dead, he was a loon, and so is she. Love and devotion don't necesarily mean that she gives a damn about anything else.
>>139606246
I thought Jurgen was alright for the most part, it was just his harem taking things to ridiculous extremes. If you look at many of his actions, they basically boiled down to protecting Beatrix, much like Theo with Katia. I don't think he'd have picked a fight with Axmann, lost all his friends (Axmann even turned his childhood friend, Katze against Jurgen), then died if not for Beatrix.
>>139606724
>people act on intentions of love and fuck everything and everyone up in the process
That seems to happen a lot in this franchise.
>>139606724
Do we even have pictures of the rest of Jürgens squad? Apart from that Natalia expy.
>>139606724
So basically if he had taken Axmann into a back alley, beaten him to death, taken his wallet and tossed his body in a pile of trash, everyone would be happy and everything would have turned out more or less OK.
(You want to make it look like a normal robbery)
>>139606968
>robbing Axmann-sama
Gee, good luck with that.
>>139606968
Yeah, sure, like Axmann would let that happen.
Anyways, it's established in the opening chapter that unlike Theo, Jurgen hates the idea of hurting or killing others, something Axmann would take advantage of.
>>139607250
Sounds like he has same problem as Alexander Hamilton
"It's OK to accept challenges to duels"
"It's not OK to shoot your opponent"
Both he and is son died in duels.
>>139606968
>been suicidal enough to rob and kill a high ranked Stasi member
yeah, no
>>139605142
That was clever, anon.
>>139607250
Then he made a bad career choice. Also THAT FUCKING TURBOBIEBER.
>>139607250
Would Jurgen attacked a bread factory?
;^)
>>139607595
Liberator, I got you in my sights.
>>139607691
cyka ((((((
>>139607691
I`d liberate the fuck out of some cute madchen right now.
Fucking spring.
>>139607250
Jurgen was good enough where he could get away with disabling shots. I doubt there would've been as many cute Werewolves being penetrated had he been in Theo's spot.
Thinking about their IRL inspirations though makes it clear why Jurgen really stood no chance against Axmann. The Blonde Beast was so terrifying that even Hitler made remarks about his sociopathy.
>>139607595
But that's exactly why Iris ratted him out to the Stasi
She couldn't handle the fact that her beloved brother was a bread murderer
>>139607791
Heydrich and Axmann even had similar personalities and leader ship styles (never mind Blond Beast/Brown Beast). I wonder why I didn't see it until now?
>>139607869
BREAD GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE where Jurgen's last words
>>139608434
>furfag pictures
Out!
>>139605772
>would you a dying/dead Beatrix considering most of her sexual organs are still good to go
>>139608685
Yes, I would check them for diseases and then donate them to an organ bank.
>>139608911
>Why didn't you wear the ribbons, Katia?
>>139608685
Harvest her eggs, create a new generation of super soldier daughterus.
>>139609837
Imagine Espers with Beatos genes instead of the genes of Sandeks imouto.
>>139609837
She is either the best or second best pilot in the DDR, has great charisma, is highly intelligent and is a superb strategist/leader. Except for having depressions and suicidal tendencies, Beato has some extremely good qualities.
>>139609837
Would you use your genetic material?
>>139610529
>Allianz für Toleranz
My fucking sides, why did I only notce now.
>>139610812
>Allianz für Toleranz
Yeah, it's even funnier that it was Jurgen who designed the name/motto.
>>139610529
Maybe for a few but they wouldn't be allowed anywhere near a TSF unit.
>>139611678
You'd treat them better than at least Abel, right?
>>139612204
I'm an individual of little ambition and zero consequence, so I'm obviously not going to try and use them as political pawns. Instead they'd have a childhood of Spongebob mac 'n cheese, Disney princess movies and driving into the desert to shoot at things
>>139613092
What a waste, you would be quite the irresponsible parent, even with that /k/ish slant.
How do we save East Germany?
>>139614000
You don't
>>139614000
with more prototype tonks
>>139614057
What do you mean you dont? If we allow East Germany fall then Europe will fall.
>>139613192
Probably. But if you want to keep someone out of harms way, instilling a thorough sense of mediocrity in them is an excellent way to do it. We can go deeper
>Teach them how to operate a forklift before their fifteenth birthday
>Set them up with a job working in a warehouse for a defense contractor for the rest of their lives.
>Nothing dangerous or interesting ever happens to them and they hopefully never realize the potential of their mother's genes
>I get a bunch of grandchildren and a couple of well adjusted children who aren't going to die horribly.
>>139614504
Sounds good, as long as they don't have the misfortune of being born in a communist police state.
>>139614660
Even in a communist police state, being the person on the forklift is the safest place to be, it's the people who don't know you can't see them over the pallet of 120mm shells that are going to get crushed and dismembered.
>>139614504
Dealing with boys would be hell though. All you'd need is a hotshot TSF pilot coming along, then you'd have a repeat of:
>"We can't live without one another, so I've decided I want to become a TSF pilot just like you"
from mini-Beatrix.
>>139614760
I'm a previous forklift driver and I can confirm, its very comfy up there.
But sometimes people are destined for dangerous things like >>139614798 and sometimes the danger comes for you no matter how hard you try to fly under the radar.
>>139614879
Beatrix only signed up for the TSF academy because of Jurgen's influence. Iris followed Beatrix there because she didn't want to be left out. If only Jurgen had just stuck his dick in Beatrix, Theo wouldn't of had to be the one doing penetration.
>>139593506
>underestimating the Canadians
First of all, Canadians aren't some magical people different from Americans. The only things that seperate them are at core, loyalists vs rebels, "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" vs "Law, order, and good government". That's all. During the American Revolution, the "Canadians" were basically the same as the other Americans. Afterwards, Canada was basically a rallying point for most of the Thirteen Colonies Loyalists, and likewise, most of Canada's Patriots went south. So of course that arisocratic culture then shaped what we know today as "Canadian" identity. That's all that seperates us. And even then, we loom large - the motivation for Britain to grant Lower and Upper Canada self-rule was in large part because of things like the Fenian Raids and the various UK-USA war scares during the 1800s, and the realization that they would, even with peace, lose Canada to the cultural, military, and demographic weight of the USA.
Now what that has to do with ML is that that sense of anxiety is amped up, and causes them to do all sorts of stuff like reaching out to European powers to base forces there, buy Mirages and Typhoon TSFs, and otherwise be an annoyance.
And to be fair about AltV - no one saw that coming. No nation would have supported it otherwise.
>>139593564
I know Canadians like to think otherwise, but those were entirely British troops that did that. No Canadians involved.
>>139601294
>Explain further
South Africa and friends, even withering under international sanctions, fought Soviet, Cuban, and even East German forces time and time again across Africa, nearly always victorious. Even the African proxies, when they duelled, MPLA vs UNITA (though that was more really American proxy, Big Guys definitely involved, etc etc), the Western ones often came out on top.
>WP
Not saying they are weak. They are after all, totally mobilized for war.
>>139614504
You're a failure of a parent. You will suffer more for this than anything the BETA could have done.
>>139615402
Maybe, but I'd rather have my childrens' legacy be a passel of grandchildren than a folded flag and a board of posthumously awarded medals.
>>139615665
Don't you get it? You will lose everything, and your children, by trying to prune the tree that wants to grow.
Branches of the tree naturally want to reach the Sun.
Either way, it's doomed to failure. Trust me, children have a way of not following the path you wish for them.
>>139615665
How can one girl be so smug?
The worst part is she's an adorable and gentle soul at heart.
>>139616183
The tragic characters are always the most interesting.
>>139605772
Sumika was the "tru luv" heroine too, and she nearly killed thousands over a fit. Unfortunately for Beatrix, she doesn't really get a pass for all the shit she does.
>>139616183
That what happens to your brain on stasi.
>>139582713
When Beatrix was seeing her grand work falling around her, and tried contacting the Agency, do you think they said the Plan is borked, either surrender and accept the reunification or they would send Big Guy kill teams out for her?
Maybe X-15s?
>>139615770
You're right. Though, considering that Beatrix's downfall was ultimately caused by not having anyone who loved her (except a dead guy) I guess they could become TSF pilots with relatively little to worry about.
>>139616415
It's not so simple, anon.
And she does.
It doesn't help that in the end, she was right.
>>139616549
In the LN, they told her the deal is off and that they're cutting all aid. Ironically, Iris was right to distrust/hate the West and the UN. Guess the nationalistic fucks can't be wrong everytime.
Is this the thread from yesterday or a new one?
It is a stupid fucking question but I am semi-drunk and all the posts/pictures look the same.
>>139617419
New thread
>>139616605
>You're right. Though, considering that Beatrix's downfall was ultimately caused by not having anyone who loved her
That was her fault for not opening up to others.
Anyway I love Beato-san so what is the problem?
>>139617419
>All the posts/pictures look the same
Yeah..
>>139617477
I am serious anon ever since the show ended it's almost like the threads end up repeating themselves over and over again to the point where I can't tell what is going on.
We still pactpost
>>139617522
Hi Lisefag! How was your day?
>>139617715
Where did the fucking knife penetrate her? It changes from scene to scene. Liden is so inconsistent with this shit.
>>139617967
I look at this image and the "quality" is so bad it doesn't even look like it is penetrating her.
Fuck this director.
>>139617715
Better with you around.
>>139617967
If they hadn't explicitly shown penetration at all, I think it would have had more of an effect. Just imagine hearing the impact and seeing the blood dripping from the cracked canopy, her screams and gasps for air lasting for an uncomfortable amount of time. Sometimes its best to let the imagination do the work.
>>139618234
Anime is a visual medium. Penetration would've been alright with a few changes. Maybe make the knife go in at an angle and nick her stomach open.
>>139618477
They didn't show the impact on Pham's face, or exactly how Walther and Sylwia were tortured. But I guess when it comes to a "villian's" death its more satisfying for the audience to see the graphic action.
>>139618706
>you see Pham I had more cocks than the entire American army in Vietnam
>>139618740
>and the one cock that got away is the one you're gonna tell me the location of today.
>>139618706
Well, most of the anime onlies loved it. Thought Beatrix got an excellent comeuppance.
>>139618943
I thought it was meh. By the time she dies it already feels like everything is said and done. The way they showed it the whole nation was up in arms against the stasi so she'd already lost, the death was just ceremonial.
>>139619171
Her death is supposed to feel that way. Everything about Beatrix is tragic, and it's capped off by a death that is largely pointless delivered by someone who wasn't even really involved in her vendetta.
>>139617715
They should fix this in the BD, right?
>>139621477
They probably won't fix it.
>>139620218
yes, she's the Slaine's female version.
>>139601832
You mean a T-72M?
Or a T-55A?
>tfw no shilka time
Feels bad
>>139621989
suffering
>>139621989
This meme needs to die, a T-62 has 5 wheels you silly!
>>139621989
>>139622179
If T-55 or T-62s were not worthless i'd propably enjoy redfor a lot, but i feel naked without 40 point tanks that can kill things, so Eurocorp and Scandi are still the comfiest for me.
>>139622179
Oh is that T-34?
>pic related,a T-34
>>139622272
>tfw no muv luv mode
>>139605772
I'll take true love every single time.
>>139621989
>>139622125
Why don't they use those? They seem like they'd do a number on the hordes of Beta orbiters trying to swarm the cute girls in this show.
>>139622502
It cost money to make a 3D model.
>No SU-24 TSF
>>139622502
But they do, quite a bit if I say so in the VN
>>139622612
They should just do what everyone else does and hire a Belarusian to do it. They'd end up paying him pennies on the dollar for a 3d model versus having it done anywhere else, and he already made it in his spare time for fun so he doesn't even have to do any work and just bills you for a week of shitposting on 2ch.ru
Doesn't Watanabe know how these things work?
>>139623016
Does this seriously sound like a competent director to you:
https://type94.wordpress.com/
>>139623016
Considering that he made Schwarzesmarken in 12 episodes instead of 24.
Im pretty sure he dont know what he is doing.
>>139622930
>no Frogfoot TSF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_zyskazJlg
>>139623108
Isn't that more the studio's decision than his.
>>139607420
Axmann and Jurgen were the same rank (Captain), but yeah, would definitely not have been a great idea.
>>139623108
That was thanks to Age pussyfooting around. If they want to get big like Type-Moon, they better be putting way more into their animes.
>>139578717
She is high there, but not best.
>>139623107
I was joking I already know he's an incompetent shitbird for trying to ruin best girl's characterization.
Also seriously how does anyone not know the Stasi is a thing that exists? That's just silly.
>>139623311
He's Japanese, that's how. Unless you're a history buff like Hiroki, you don't know shit about the modern era thanks to the way they teach history over there.
>>139623195
Nah. Sora was a whiny emo and wasn't even the best girl in her own series. Patching up Akira's relationship with the closest thing she ever had to a mother was way more satisfying.
>>139623381
Hiroki is gay
Kashiwagi does weird things to my heart.
>>139623798
ur gay
>>139624601
>Lise after 9000 cocks
So lets say you're Jurgen. You wake up one day out in the open, your body shivering from the cold and your head feeling like a hot iron was driven into it (heh, hot-cold indeed). The world spins twirls about you before graciously graciously deciding to steady itself as you open your eyes. The sun is there to greet you as it peeks over the Berlin Wall. It's morning, but that's not right. The sun never rose over the wall... unless you were in West Berlin.
You turn your thought box over for an answer, but it's all muddled. It feels like someone has wrung the memories from your brain like a wash cloth and left it to dry out. The last thing you remember, Iris (or Beatrix) was knocking a bullet into the back of your brain case (explains the headache, you suppose). Goddamned Axmann had outsmarted you. It was foolish to try to take that man on. You should've cut losses and ran for the border with Beatrix and Iris when you had the chance, before you lost all your contacts and became hemmed in in that sinister man's cage. He'd played you like a fool, egging on your sense of morality and pride to obscure his machinations, and so you lost your sister, your rank, your life, and most importantly, your waifu.
It's the very first day of 1983 and of your new lease on life; but apart from the monkey smashing a hammer into the sides of your skull, you can feel something else. It's in your bones and your gut, and the words to describe it escape you. It's a sense of dread, emptiness, foreboding, and most of all, sadness.Your precious ones are in danger!
What do you do?
>>139624981
I go and bomb a bread factory
>>139624981
Go and tell the Hohenstein family to just stay put because making a run for the border ain't worth it.
Also maybe find a pay phone and give Beatrix a call, see whats up.
>>139624981
commit war crimes
>>139625024
You decide to take out your frustrations on a West German bread factory. Not having any explosives handy, nor the materials to build them, nor the know-how to build them, and most importantly, the money or connections to acquire any of the above, let alone knowledge of the location a bread factory, you decide instead to throw rocks at a nearby bakery.
You're promptly arrested by West German police.
>>139625167
1983 man. You are three years too late for the poor Hohensteins.
As for your second proposition:
>Calling someone in East Germany
>From West Germany
Ain't happening unless you got mad authority.
>>139625301
welpAt least I'm best germany
>>139624981
Since presumably I don't know what I know as an observer, I'd try to figure out what's going on. Play it cool in West Berlin. I probably find out about Iris first because of Operation Neptune, and on those grounds I'd try and link up with her. If I find out what my waifu is up to first I try and link up with her.
The important thing is, I'm not going to believe anything they supposedly did or judge them until I can meet them in person.
fuck off, shoujofag is back
>>139625453
just ignore him
>>139625407
I'm going to go off of the LN as much as possible, so the earliest you find out about Bᴇᴀᴛʀɪx, Hᴇʀᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ DDR would be when the East prints or televises the story of her dramatic rescue of Hannibal's unit. Alternatively, you could find all sorts of news about Iris and Beatrix in a news archive at your local library, assuming they'd carry news on the East. Beatrix had a few articles/interviews about her stopping cowardly deserters as early as 1982 and bragging about the capabilities of her new MiGs in an attempt to deter others (at least according to Cage of the Stasi) .
>>139625453
>>139625589
You're not fooling anybody shitposter-kun, please put your name back on.
The lack of ballcrusher Beato is killing me.
>>139625830
will sleep headless-kun
>>139625762
Ok, I walk up to checkpoint charlie, and tell them I have a message for Beatrix Brehme, that I can say only to Beatrix Brehme.
When she arrives to interrogate me, I get down on one knee and ask, "Will you marry me?"
Problems with this plan: I might run into Ketchup first.
Ultimate objective: unite Hannibal and Werewolf under Aktiongruppe Bernhard and turn back the beta threat.
>Beatrix Brehme is the primary antagonist and an supporting character of Schwarzesmarken.
There are only two options for describe Beatrix.
1- pathetic twisted murderous villain
2- idealistic anti-hero.
The rest is just waifufag bullshit.
>>139626850
More of Beato-san for me!
>>139626797
How the hell would Beatrix react to seeing Jurgen again? To let him see her as she is? I don't think her psyche could handle it.
Do you think there are posters about the different BETA classes and how to defeat them?
>>139624682
>when you tell Lise you wanna use a condom today.
>>139581576
THEY WERE WITNESSED TO VALHALLA
>>139627111
Probably
>>139626850
Wouldn't Beato be the ultimate "waifu"fag?
>>139627138
Why would I do that? She needs a big happy family.
>>139627138
>I'm clean
>says Lise
>>139584146
>tfw I will see a BETA removal vidya in my lifetime
>>139627093
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Beatrix = Slaine
Asseylum = Jurgen
>>139627488
fuck off
>>139626797
>I have a message for Beatrix Brehme, that I can say only to Beatrix Brehme.You know, I really just want to skip to some Jurg and Beato funtime, but it's not going to be that easy.
You must see your Bea again; each beat of your heart brings new pain. It feels like you'll simply sink into the ground without her by your side. So you can be forgiven for coming up with such an inelegant and desperate plan. You walk to the checkpoint, fully intended on throwing out your message in a bottle to your Princess.
Unfortunately, you had not taken into account the West Germans. Two privates tailing a sergeant with a drooping, bushy mustache and an aroma of too much tobacco clinging to him halts you before you're even in ear sight of the control point. It's the expected question from them, but not one you could give an expected answer to:
"What are you doing her?"
Sergeant Mustache peers at you suspiciously.
Oh, yes, I just wanted to get a message over to a Beatrix Brehme over in the East would just fly so well with these people. Sure, chances are that whatever passes for Wessie intelligence has nothing on the Stasi, but you'd prefer avoiding featureless rooms with featureless interrogators nonetheless.
So instead, you adopt the best clueless expression you can and tell them you are out for a morning stroll.
Sergeant Mustache looks at you suspiciously, but seems to buy your excuse after some internal deliberation, nodding and telling you that the control point is no place for civilians. Only authorized individuals are allowed passage he explained, strained smile stretching his broad face.
Makes sense, the West has a serious problem with spies and the like, even with the BETA situation, so would do its best to clamp down on the information hemorrhaging to the East. You're certain Sergeant Mustache over here will be putting you in some sort of report.
Such a bummer too, looks like you're going to need to come up with something better.
>>139627863
First things first, find out how you even survived.
Where do you even live (house etc). Can you even contact the people you knew and whom can help you etc.
>>139628164
>First things first, find out how you even survived.
Unless you have a Kouzuki (model-type Yuuko) handy, you aren't likely to get an answer to that.
>Where do you even live (house etc). Can you even contact the people you knew and whom can help you etc.
Oh yes, there's contacts alright. You know, for instances, that Ursula was set up with some Strachwitz sympathizers here on this side of Berlin. Best part is, you know who they, and have a good idea where they are because you helped facilitate the process.
The cutest
>>139627863
Bee a good German and escape to South America
THE CUTEST.
>>139624981
Find out who did this to me.
Strange things happen on the day you die.
>>139628377
Could you take this shit to /tg/ or use a name so I can filter you
>>139628388
>South America
For what purpose? To say hello to Hitler?
>>139628422
JINGLE JANGLE
>>139628458
And to Eichman too
>>139628518
>Eichman
>Long live Germany. Long live Argentina. Long live Austria. These are the three countries with which I have been most connected and which I will not forget. I greet my wife, my family and my friends. I am ready. We'll meet again soon, as is the fate of all men. I die believing in God.[189]
Oyy vey
Ze Jews got him.
>>139627211
>hoping to bag an SR-71
>hoping a pilot at visual range has any hope of intercept
>implying you can even climb remotely as highI know, technically S-300 and 400 can...supposedly. Yet to actually do so.
>>139628458
If Hitler were in Argentina the merchants would have gotten him or his corpse eventually.
>>139628481
>Spurs
>implying ML Fallout wouldn't be playing Heartaches By The Number on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25On14m1Zo
>Heartache number 3 was when you called me
>and said that you were coming back to stay
>waited for your knock on the door
>I waited but you must have lost your way;______;
>>139628857
BIG IRON
>>139627526
ideas of Asseylum were distorted per Slaine.
ideas of Jurgen were distorted per Beatrix.
>>139628437
/tg/ would be about as hospitable to this sort of shit as /m/ is to LNfags. It'd be a real hassle explaining Schwarzesmarken to them anyways. Sides, I'm just doing this in between essays cause I'm bored as a motherfucker. I don't think these threads have much gas left in them anyways.
If you have a real problem with me, you could always report and hope the mods strike me down (though their track record with the BRposter leaves much to be desired).
>>139628388
After two months of finagling and a great deal of ingenuity, you find yourself on a ship bound to South America. You decide to move on with your second life. Seeing your loved ones would be too painful for you and them, especially after all the misery you brought down. It's not the coward's way out you tell yourself, it's simply for the best.
A month later at a local expat bar, you see new from home. It's Bea, being dragged from the ruined remains of a TSF, a great gouge on her shoulder. "The Tyrant Has Been Vanquished" said the bold print of the title.
Another article, another death: "Nation mourns loss of a Hero", this one a picture of your sister's funeral headlining the cover.
Your mind crashes as you pass out, forehead smacking against the cheap reflective wood of the counter on your way down.
>>139628958
On the plus side The BETA have to cross all the Atlantic to reach you now
>>139628958
She was beyond salvation by this point, besides if you found out all the shit she has done on your name you will realize the kind of monster she has become
>>139629241
That would only make things worse for Jurgen. He'd probably come out as fucked up as his waifu or Masterdor. Probably even use his charisma to becoma a cult leader and turn a couple of impressionable young terrorist to his cause.
>>139629387
Punished Jurgen a man denied of his waifu
>>139623942
truly the fembros of bros
>>139628732
Intended actually for the XB-70 Valkryie. Supposedly was able to track an SR-71 once for like a few minutes, but that story is kind of hubbub. The thing about flying that fast and high is either your missiles have to be launched head on and your enemy isn't able to turn about 45o, or you and the SR-71 are going similar speeds and you have a direct lock from the tail. And the engagement window even then is also terribly low. There's a reason no Blackbirds were ever brought down.
You can't turn for shit in a Mig-25, you can't bear any other combat role but interceptor, and if you go it's highest speeds you destroy the engines and cause permanent structural damage to the frame.
All things considered, Foxbat's combat record is atrocious. Revolutionary Iran's sanctions ridden F-14 fleet massacred them.
>>139629241
>someone else telling me how I'll love my one and only
Nigga pls. There is always forgiveness.
>>139629903
Jesus pls
>>139629649
He actually posted a image of a MiG-31 desu
>>139629949
Pham would agree.
>>139630124
Bad example
>>139630177
How so
>>139630224
She ended up reciving some 36mm rounds of the person who wanted to save
;_;
>>139630262
She shot first. Lise was standing her ground.
>>139629961
Yeah, not much better there. Same things still apply. In nearly all cases, you just aren't going to be able to shoot down the SR-71 with a 25 or 31. You only have essentially two conditions needed to do it, only one try at doing it, and if you try to accelerate along with the 71, permanent structural damage and destroyed engines. In it's full interceptor role, it wasn't so much a plane as a rocket. And even at it's max, it can't operate at Blackbirds ceiling.
>>139630262
But Pham already knew that.
It didn't change her feelings.
There must not be a loss of hope!
>>139630427
Nobody should pin their hopes on a miracle
>>139630427
Lise lost hope in life, Theo lost hope in Lise, and almost everyone got a bad end. Katia holds that hope now, but we know how that will most likely end.